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9e23cb No.368164 [Last50 Posts]

Hayim Nissim,whose real name is Jeffrey Lujan Vejila TikTok-famous dad from Houston, Texas, who posed as a Hasidic Jew is charged with sexually abusing his adopted sons while being out on bond in a separate child sex case.

38-year-old Hayim Nissim Cohen found social media acclaim after he blogged about his unique family. He boasts around 200,000 followers on TikTok. He faked a Jewish heritage and even claimed he had a chronic illness.

According to the Houston Chronicle, Cohen was arrested last month after one of his sons anonymously reported being molested and r*ped on a podcast on January 30, 2023.

The 17-year-old boy revealed the horrifying details on the BlindSkinnedBeauty podcast. He stated that his stepfather first started assaulting him in 2016, just a few weeks after he was adopted at the age of 11. Requesting help, the boy added that his brothers too faced similar abuse.

Since then, five of his remaining eight brothers, aged 9, 10, 14, 15, and 16, have spoken against Cohen.

Three of the remaining brothers have taken a stand in support of their father. (those three kids ENJOYED sucking his dick)

Child Protective Services was called several times before Hayim Nissim was finally arrested

The 17-year-old boy contacted the podcast through a burner phone. The host then informed the police, who in turn alerted Child Protective Services (CPS). During the call, the minor also said that despite CPS being called eight times, authorities could not offer them any protection.

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9e23cb No.368165

According to the boy, the abuse began with Cohen forcefully making the children massage his feet. He would later force them to perform sexual acts on him and each other. He admitted to being raped for the first time when he was 14.

Since the details of the case went public, many have questioned which agency allowed Hayim Nissim to adopt and what their vetting process was.

Hayim was arrested four years ago on another charge involving a minor

In 2019, Hayim was arrested for attacking and molesting a child, a Spanish exchange student who was staying in his home. He was charged with sexual indecency, but was released on bail and allowed to return home.

According to court documents, Hayim Nissim would touch him inappropriately and then ask the exchange student if he liked it. It further reads:

"He explained that he began to masturbate the defendant and that it happened while everyone was asleep."

Upon questioning the District Attorney's office as to why the abuser was let go, the spokesperson explained that there was a really high bar for anyone to be held without bond and they were not able to prove it in this case.

The court barred the man from being within 1000 feet of any area or establishment where children frequent, but this rule did not apply to his children.

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6599f1 No.368167

>>368164

This news has been out for weeks.

(You) are slow.

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9e23cb No.368168

>>368167

DUHHHHH….. you stupid sack of shit

I LIVE IN ATLANTA, EINSTEIN

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000000 No.368170

>>368168

Admits to being stupid and slow.

I guess that's what we've come to expect from the 'Borg'' Atlanta Niggers like (You).

See: >>368169

>>368153

(You) are actually a nigger.

A dumfuck Religionist.

A Climate Alarmist, Human-Hating 'Woke' Religionist [in case (You) needed some labels.]

(You) are not even homo sapiens.

(You) are Homo Borg Genesis.

"Human Rights" no longer applies to (You)r kind.

Did I mention (You) are also a LIAR?

Yeah, (You) Are a LIAR, who cannot even remember (You)r own LIES.

> we all four took the shot and did not get sick

vs

> I'm afraid of needles, so I never took the shot

(You) Took the Shot.

And now (You)'re sorry.

A sad and sorry Borg.

(You) may want to better inform (You)rself…

This is blowing the internet up right now…

Russian Defense Minister CONFIRMS What We've Been Saying All Along, Johnny!

https://bitchute.com/video/MMKiSdUWobQ7/

> inb4 bitchute is bad, mmkay

Using terms like "Conpiracy Theorist" or "Anti-Vaxxer" will henceforth just make (You) look stupider than (You) already are.

This is also now Proven Correct:

"Vaccinated" People No Longer Human - NASA-Langley Research On 5th Gen Warfare - Todd Callender With Maria Zeee

https://rumble.com/v1mgifk-vaccinated-people-no-longer-human-nasa-langley-research-on-5th-gen-warfare-.html

> "They have named "vaccinated" people and I use the term "vaccinated" loosely, but genetically modified people are now referred to as Homo Borg Genesis, not Homo Sapiens."

>>368153

> I guess you're just not very good at reading people?

(You) Are NOT "People".

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9e23cb No.368171

File: fb1264c2bc91eb9⋯.jpg (324.63 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_11_31_55_….jpg)

>>368170

true

…………………..and?

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9e23cb No.368172

File: ad889860fb5bbfe⋯.jpg (156.89 KB,1200x675,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_11_23_47_….jpg)

>>368170

facts…..

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9e23cb No.368173

File: 511ab09d19c35c4⋯.jpg (345.31 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_11_27_32_….jpg)

>>368170

speaking of stupid and slow:

yesterday, I actually made an investment that didn't pay off

but I can live with that

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9e23cb No.368174

File: f147bf1087cfe43⋯.jpg (567.21 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_12_17_57_….jpg)

>>368170

I was distracted by Wendy and then a phone call and then a cat or five…

but I had invested about 17 minutes already in a loquacious yet QUITE FRIENDLY pseudodiatribe about vaccinations

oh, I know what you're thinking :

"did he include ALL the details?"

yes sir, I indeed DID

all the details about how I've been anti-vax for 53 years

ever since they lined us up in the 1st grade and vaccinated all the students…

it wasn't a syringe…

it was the high-force disc injection system

it left a circle on everybody's arms, about the size of a nickel

I included ALL the details about never having a vaccination ever since that day

all the exquisite details….

about how I was ANTI-VAX since before it was a term

how I remember the original wave of Jenny Mccarthy Era "autism" antivaxxers, and how I used to wonder why it was such a small minority of Americans who questioned vaccines

I added all the details aboutmy son's pediatrician

how his name was DR. SOOS

He was a really cool highly intelligent doctor originally from Bosnia, so his name was actually pronounced "Schosse" like "show" with a hard S at the end

I included all the details about every kid and all their parents simply calling himDr Seuss

and how he thought the world of my son, a perfectly healthy beautiful bright baby boy… boundless….

I even added all the details about my conversation with Dr Seuss when it was time for vaccinations…

I told him " I'm not one of does Jenny McCarthy type anti-vaxxers, but I have my own reasons for questioning giving so many vaccinations in a combination shot like this… something tells me this is a bit much to be giving such a small little baby at one time"

I even included the details about how I expected him to be shocked at me, as if I expected he would think I was doing something wrong….

And the detail about how surprised I was when Dr Seuss smiled and told me, "no, I totally agree with you, and it's an umbrella treatment, meaning if 70% of the population are vaccinated, the other 30% are protected."

He said no problem…..

It was really just that simple

And fuck now.. I didn't get a covid vaccine.. why would I do that?

You won't catch me anywhere near a goddamn syringe, whether it's under a bridge or in an emergency room…

I have literally walked out of hospitals after having a heart attack because I refused to get an IV and walked out against medical advice.. 100% true

Anybody who thinks I would get a vaccine obviously doesn't know me very well

AND THEN MY INVESTMENT FELL THROUGH

All the time I invested into that post for you yesterday, and the page got refreshed and I lost every word I typed

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9e23cb No.368175

File: d805d3dbbe8bbdd⋯.jpg (268.54 KB,1356x1080,113:90,Picsart_23_03_12_12_47_43_….jpg)

ANYBODY dumb enough to believeJNwould get an injection of anything obviously doesn't know me

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9e23cb No.368176

File: 9206f01c1351087⋯.jpg (498.73 KB,960x1568,30:49,1678574071781.jpg)

File: 467e6048556d9e1⋯.jpg (870.91 KB,960x1568,30:49,1678574038133.jpg)

File: d41958d98d68583⋯.jpg (894.3 KB,960x1568,30:49,1678573918696.jpg)

File: e5e8153bc972f52⋯.jpg (771.48 KB,960x1568,30:49,1678573983520.jpg)

File: f545a816a0e7ab6⋯.jpg (606.5 KB,960x1568,30:49,1678573750835.jpg)

and btw I am NOT kidding

I had a heart attack

not heart failure

a heart attack…

They're two different things

I dragged myself out of St. Joseph's Hospital

AMA

I had to sign a paper

it was all because they wanted to insert an IV

BUT TRUTH BE KNOWN, THE REAL REASON I LEFT WAS BECAUSE I KNEW A BLOOD GAS HAD TO BE PERFORMED

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9e23cb No.368178

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9e23cb No.368179

File: 238aff9a78623a3⋯.jpg (355.88 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_14_10_40_….jpg)

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9e23cb No.368180

File: 4225d90a7d4e42d⋯.jpg (319.1 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_14_01_57_….jpg)

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9e23cb No.368181

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9e23cb No.368182

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9e23cb No.368183

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9e23cb No.368184

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9e23cb No.368185

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9e23cb No.368186

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9e23cb No.368187

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9e23cb No.368189

File: a80af084e19ed37⋯.jpg (309.62 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_14_20_05_….jpg)

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349ac5 No.368190

File: fc3f62a4fd28120⋯.jpg (623.27 KB,1920x1212,160:101,46961.jpg)

File: bbb3c24b2c28de2⋯.jpg (117.97 KB,606x787,606:787,Fauci_scumbag.jpg)

>>368174

>>368153

How (You) define (You)rself is immaterial when (You) are a tool of the Marxist Progressive "Woke" Left(not to mention the WHO, WEF, UN and even the IMF.) Go suck Andrew Cuomo's cock some more, Jewny…

Tell us more about (You)r RELIGION of Environmentalism & Climate Alarmism and (You)r Apocalyptic Visions for the Future of Mankind.

Also, When (You) LIE all the time,No One Believes ANYTHING (You) Say.

I Would Refer (You) to (You)r Post: >>>/freedomzine/15843

> odd. all 4 of us got vaccinated, and none of us got sick.

Also, (You) have no right to talk about anyone but (You) "abusing animals". >>>/freedomzine/2224

> i almost killed four of my cats last night, and was going to take the fifth one deep deep into the woods and leave him in a cage with no food or water and pretend i didnt know where he was.

Or about Anyone but (You) threatening Civil War. [Let me help (You) find the posts (You) keep referring to, so (You) can refresh (You)r memory instead of just making up LIES…]

>>>/freedomzine/3794 and >>>/freedomzine/3865

Or maybe (You) were referring to this post: >>>/freedomzine/6110 in this thread: >>>/freedomzine/4373 [which (You) should also reacquaint (You)rself with, before more gets added to it.]

While (You) are at it, refresh (You)r memory with this thread: >>>/freedomzine/3537 and see my lengthy replies.

(You) Have Outed (You)rself as a LIAR and a

> VERY bad person

[according to (You) in this post: >>>/freedomzine/2226 ]

I hope (You) are very happy here with (You)r fellow Incels.

NOBODY Believes ANYTHING (You) Say.

Nor are (You) one of "We, the People".

I'll be uploading some videos today, and (You) will have the chance to acquaint (You)rself with theTRUTHAbout What I truly meant by that last statement.

ENJOYThis Day!

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9e23cb No.368191

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9e23cb No.368192

File: d9cf7adf9f2e907⋯.jpg (560.36 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_15_05_03_….jpg)

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9e23cb No.368193

File: 9edb5576a2082ea⋯.jpg (175.46 KB,1080x1623,360:541,Picsart_23_03_12_09_24_26_….jpg)

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9e23cb No.368194

File: 712cbc41e5396cf⋯.jpg (335.21 KB,1224x1080,17:15,Picsart_23_03_09_12_06_51_….jpg)

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9e23cb No.368195

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9e23cb No.368196

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9e23cb No.368197

File: 7de7c6930b05f90⋯.png (74.48 KB,427x172,427:172,Borepheus_6_26_2022_1_.png)

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9e23cb No.368198

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9e23cb No.368199

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9e23cb No.368200

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9e23cb No.368201

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9e23cb No.368202

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9e23cb No.368203

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9e23cb No.368204

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9e23cb No.368205

File: fd4fdf1fcb88d83⋯.jpg (195.1 KB,550x750,11:15,KING_OF_CHAT.jpg)

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9e23cb No.368206

File: 4546b6751f28353⋯.png (1.43 MB,1080x827,1080:827,PicsArt_05_11_01_48_47_1.png)

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9e23cb No.368207

File: ef56a2ce958ccb9⋯.jpg (83.19 KB,480x640,3:4,MARYLIN_1.jpg)

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9e23cb No.368208

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9e23cb No.368209

File: cd547041dd74bbc⋯.jpg (101.9 KB,1164x1080,97:90,PicsArt_04_27_02_37_20.jpg)

File: 06b1d8f55bc1153⋯.jpg (200.87 KB,1998x1486,999:743,PicsArt_09_21_03_47_56.jpg)

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9e23cb No.368210

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File: c3f1f78da8e8056⋯.png (822.42 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_20170828_083056.png)

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9e23cb No.368211

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000000 No.368212

>>368170

>>368190

lol

lying leftist annihilated

tries to bury obvious truth bombs

dis gun b gud

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9e23cb No.368213

File: 21dc3fdb626bba8⋯.jpg (237.38 KB,960x949,960:949,PicsArt_10_16_10_36_16.jpg)

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9e23cb No.368214

File: 4c6fb3eb929d6ba⋯.jpg (271.26 KB,1200x1080,10:9,Picsart_23_03_12_15_43_53_….jpg)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

hee hee !

classic

HAHAHA!!

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9e23cb No.368215

File: a7f696090caf5ce⋯.jpg (75.09 KB,1051x722,1051:722,BEACH_BABY.JPG)

File: e8fd0e852d8ed22⋯.jpg (1.39 MB,2048x1553,2048:1553,1528548774921.jpg)

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File: 44f857cd208e0f5⋯.png (907.78 KB,900x1280,45:64,PicsArt_05_17_02_03_32.png)

that was perhaps

my funniest material yet!

pure neptune

100% pure neptune

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9e23cb No.368216

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lol yeah, noob………………

I can't believe it's been this long

and you're STILL a noob

hmmmmm

anyway, noob…..

I sling out SO MUCH feces

it's hard to remember

exactly HOW MANY

walls I've autographed

in my own shit

(and btw - that's NOT just a metaphor)

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9e23cb No.368217

File: db23492c864be2f⋯.jpg (193.27 KB,1829x2049,1829:2049,PicsArt_06_06_11_30_36.jpg)

I haveliterallywritten my name on someone's wall with one of my turds

it was like a jumbo gooey crayon

not joking….

wanna know the secret?

it's really simple

it's a technique I developed back when I was 17 and I got really really rude service from a Shaniqua fast food restaurant manager…

I drove back home (maybe 2 miles) threw the last 4 slices of bread out of a breadbag, and drove back to the fast food restaurant with the empty breadbag…

and yep….. I went into their restroom, and took a giant shit into the breadbag

then, it was like a push up ice cream

nice and tidy

I held the huge brown crayon with one hand, and with the other hand I pulled the open end of the bread bag back down around the other hand so nothing got on my arms or hand at all

That's not the place where I wrote my name on the wall.. that was the first time I ever did it, and that was really pissed at that fast food monkey manager, so the staff wasn't even paying attention when I walked out of them restroom and began smearing my shit all over the walls of that Arby's

When I was done I just walked out and flung the breadbag off my fucking arm

But I've actually done it several times, in fact.. I just now remembered that my buddy Louis Mandel and I went to that same fucking Arby's like 2 years later, and it was a different staff but they fucked up our order so bad and they were so stupid, and then they argued with Louis about giving him his money back because he already took a bite of his sandwich… so I went back into the exact same bathroom and took a shit into some of those brown roll-off paper towels, went back to the drive-thru and smeared a turd directly into the speaker on the plexiglass face of the drive-thru menu order kiosk… 100% TRUE!!I swear to God that's actually true and the weirdest part is I forgot all about it until just now…

Louis died from a heart attack, but if he was still alive right now he would tell you the entire story is absolutely true because he was laughing so hard he couldn't even start the car afterwards…

I DID IT…. SURE AS FUCK !!

We were both so fucking high

Those were the good old days

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9e23cb No.368218

But I digress.. where was i? Oh yeah

SO ANYWAY YEAH I was going to say I've actually done it several times in several different places.. over the past 59 years, there have been six or maybe seven times people pissed me off so fucking bad, that the only I could possibly express my displeasure was by smearing my feces all over their motherfucking walls like a goddamn monkey

I'm talking about some real Chain Gang shit here

Trust me.. you have no idea how horrifying it is to walk into your living room and discover you pissed the wrong person off

and now you're the one who has to clean it up

There was one time I was so blatant about it, I wrote my motherfucking name in feces across their goddamn wall

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9e23cb No.368220

File: eff65a6b9a81843⋯.jpg (235.89 KB,1200x1080,10:9,Picsart_23_03_12_16_31_21_….jpg)

But I'm flattered you would actually go out of your way to remember individual little marbles when I've actually forgotten the entire turd…

When your metaphorically smearing shit on the walls, you have a tendency to forget about the individual turds,but at least you're remembering all of them for me, and I'm truly flattered!!

Like the other day when you admitted you actually thought I stepped on a needle LOL

Is the man who got the vaccination in the room with us now?

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9e23cb No.368221

File: df3f42716a527a5⋯.jpg (297.58 KB,2135x848,2135:848,Picsart_23_03_12_16_39_01_….jpg)

I'm actually honored you would take the time to remember the color and smell of each little marble.. to me, it's just another God damn turd, and I never really stopped to focus on the marbles in the first place

But now that I know you're running a special little Marble Museum in my honor, if I ever want to reflect on one of my turds, I'll be sure to let you know…

You could set up your own little Dewey Decimal System

a gooey decimal system

it'll keep you busy

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9e23cb No.368222

dipshit thought Ivotedhahahaha

actually believed I got vaccinated

brilliant

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9e23cb No.368223

File: 961eba86e1ab6fd⋯.jpg (309.86 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_16_56_25_….jpg)

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9e23cb No.368224

File: a9728cd194b680d⋯.jpg (307.85 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_16_58_06_….jpg)

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9e23cb No.368225

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9e23cb No.368226

File: f1654488bb90ef0⋯.png (133.2 KB,1080x641,1080:641,BackgroundEraser_20221119_….png)

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9e23cb No.368227

File: 0e1fa773d1b8034⋯.png (230.82 KB,1080x1257,360:419,BackgroundEraser_20221119_….png)

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9e23cb No.368228

File: cd5c900dc5280f7⋯.jpg (253.96 KB,1080x1617,360:539,PicsArt_12_06_08_29_08.jpg)

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9e23cb No.368229

File: 8e8d0537fd770bd⋯.jpg (475.84 KB,1280x1920,2:3,PicsArt_11_29_03_37_31.jpg)

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9e23cb No.368230

Please be advised that there will be a scheduled maintenance across our network on March 12, 2023 at 9:00PM Sunday Jerry time.

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9e23cb No.368231

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9e23cb No.368232

File: 61fffdab6a2d5e6⋯.jpg (421.35 KB,1920x1176,80:49,PicsArt_10_10_01_51_15.jpg)

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9e23cb No.368233

File: e44f7a19c8daf72⋯.jpg (323.66 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Picsart_23_03_12_17_37_02_….jpg)

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c1ba42 No.368263

LMFAO @ THINKING I LET SOMEBODY GIVE ME A SHOT !!!!

YOU ARESOOOOOGULLIBLE

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