I don't know you, but if you don't mind
I was urinating, and I did find
anobstruction… that blew my mind
IN MY PEEHOLE….
I'd like to share a secret
I'm hoping you can keep it
the secret is I've got some poop
in my peehole…
I've got a problem….
I need to find a doctor who can solve 'em
a doctor who can scoop the poop
out of my peehole
It ought to be illegal
it's not something that you tell a lot of people
you don't tell a lot of people that you've got poop in your peehole