Dear Friends,
You may have noticed that last night, I extended a genuine and heartfelt Olive Branch to the odd awkward "führer fantasy" dork…
I offered to make sure he would be accepted and would "fit in", guaranteeing that he would be 'one of the dudes"… But only if he stopped his bizarre clown show…
It was the best offer he's ever going to get, and it was the ONLY such gesture made by anyone in here. I took the liberty of speaking for all of you when I promised him that he still had one last opportunity to "fit in", and I fully expect everybody to honor this agreement i offered, and treat him like "one of the guys", should he accept my offer and stop his "purple fagshow"….
However, I am saddened to announce that he did NOT accept my Olive Branch…
It is with great sadness that I have been challenged into making an example out of him
As all of you know, when I am forced into this position, I have a tendency to engage in relentless campaigns often lasting months if not years.
So in the name of the sanctity of 8kun, I am hereby officially making one last and final gesture to the naive and obtrusive interloper :
"Here I am…. I'm right here in my office. This is your miracle opportunity to come sit down in my office and negotiate an amicable future for yourself here in /pnd/… there will NOT be another opportunity."
well, ladies and gentlemen… you saw it for yourselves… Don't ever let it be said that I didn't bend over backwards to give the kids a chance before I opened up a can of some we'd ALL regret. I'm making every effort to maintain peace and quiet in here.
Thankyou,
JN