[–]▶ 5b669f (1) No.252268>>252301 >>252315 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
This morning, I was awoken by several FBI Agents who asked if they could kick my door in…
I said "sure, I hate that door"
I was promptly arrested, and taken to Guantanamo
for the past 30 minutes, I've been languishing in a holding cell… They were thoughtful enough to allow me to keep my phone so I could shitpost…
It's hard typing behind my back while handcuffed.
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▶ 159d43 (1) No.252301 >>252302 >>252322
>>252268 (OP)
GOOD !! everybody hates you, johnny!!
you don't use trendy imageboard catchphrases
you don't play videogames
you don't watch anime
you never played Dungeons and Dragons
you have the unmitigated audacity to make observations that others find uncomfortable
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▶ b78665 (1) No.252302
>>252301
I was in here one day, and some asshole was formatting his text in a configuration that I found irritating.
the next thing you know, he realized that I fixate on large breasts because I have very little real life experience with women, and I'm still metaphorically suckling on my mother's teet.
then he made me feel bad about my addiction to videogames.
was this johnny ?
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▶ 88eee3 (1) No.252315
>>252268 (OP)
my first experience with asshole neptune was back in the old 8chan, when he called me a "sissy" just because my mother nurtured my effeminate personality by coddling me and allowing me to play videogames while other kids my age were already robbing banks and gangraping elderly women.
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▶ cfe7cc (1) No.252320
I hate his guys because he correctly assessed that an entire generation of young adult males were raised by videogames, and never learned how to become men.
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▶ f2bec9 (1) No.252322 >>252354 >>252355
>>252301
I think most people here hate you because you are a jew, a pedophile and you sexually torture the innocent. Also, we all know what a VPN is. You can stop (not that it really matters since I will be hiding this dumb fucking OP).
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▶ f8c6d6 (6) No.252354 >>252358
>>252322
YOU STAYED AWAKE ALL NIGHT ?
your mother doesn't mind?
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▶ f8c6d6 (6) No.252355
>>252322
you weak, inexperienced, cowardly, snivelling, insecure, inferior PARTIALLY WHITE blue collar trash geneticsFantasy VAMPIRE, you
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▶ f8c6d6 (6) No.252358
>>252354
Yesterday, you woke up at 3:45 PM
you DEFINITELY didn't go to sleep early last night
you CERTAINLY didn't wake up early this morning
YOU STAYED AWAKE ALL NIGHT
ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING AGAIN
you're a mooch
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▶ f8c6d6 (6) No.252359
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▶ f8c6d6 (6) No.252360
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▶ f8c6d6 (6) No.252361
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▶ a494dd (1) No.252480
Uh oh…… There's police knocking at my door
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