[–]▶ 3ff689 (2) No.136086>>136095 >>136100 >>136150 >>136162 >>136196 >>136348 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Somehow you have gotten your hands on a suitcase nuke (pic related). Probably glowing like crazy and not from the uranium. There is a note attached:
YOU GET TO TAC-NUKE ONE PLACE IN YOUR HOME TOWN
What the hell, you decide to use it. At least you will be the subject of debate on the chans for time immemorial.
So anon, where do you set it off? How will you make it count? Will you go straight for maximum highscore, use it as a nametag for your local hebrews? Use it wisely.
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▶ 431b95 (1) No.136095>>136097
>>136086 (OP)
I would immediately inform the Department of Homeland Security and the local police and try to evacuate as many people from the area as possible. I would never seek to do harm to anyone for any reason.
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▶ ef99bd (1) No.136096>>136097
This^
Report it to the authorities.
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▶ 3ff689 (2) No.136097
>>136095
>>136096
Thank you citizens!
*Cough* I mean, lol gay can't you even blow something up, fag?.
Also you can assume this all happens in Minecraft.
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▶ 1167ba (1) No.136100
>>136086 (OP)
This isn't cuckchan, you fucking faggot.
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▶ 36bd03 (1) No.136150
>>136086 (OP)
I'd sell it to netanyahu
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▶ a5cbd7 (1) No.136162
>>136086 (OP)
Give it to blm so maybe we can kick off the missed four of july celebration and finally have our dotr or south african state.
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▶ 8331b3 (2) No.136196>>136197
>>136086 (OP)
Why waste your time and resources on obtaining a nuke just so you can kill a bunch of people when you could kill just as many by strapping a stick of dynamite to a hydrogen sulfide tank at a natural gas refinery and kill thousands by sour gas exposure? Literally, what a fucktarded concept of using a portable nuke that would kill maybe 8,000 people at most within a large city whereas sour gas could wipe out a whole county? Seriously OP, you are retarted.
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▶ 8331b3 (2) No.136197
>>136196
But if you really wanted to get dirty, use dirty bombs maybe or assuming you have mechanical and engineering background, you could build a death ray.
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▶ 7974ad (1) No.136348>>136471 >>136474
>>136086 (OP)
Someone seems to think that it will go off in Nashville on 18 July 2020
A Nashville, Tennessee newspaper called, "The Tennesean ," ran this full page ad on 21 June 2020.
Look for it yourself if you don't believe me.
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▶ cb5466 (1) No.136471
>>136348
Lol imagine if this actually happened, and they were all like "Yeah I know, I warned you all - I took out an ad in the newspaper and everything.. didn't you see it?"
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▶ fc8e74 (1) No.136474
>>136348
Oh, cool! Another example to add to the massive pile of examples of someone claiming something massive is going to happen on X date and then making every excuse in the world when literally nothing happens.
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