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File: f609687649a511b⋯.mp4 (1.29 MB,384x480,4:5,slomo.mp4)

 No.9467

i can't come up with a good reason why everybody doesn't skate. it's like the best thing there is. it is fun, it is healthy, it teaches mastery of movement, it is an artform, it is expressive, it helps you realize what a miracle the human body is, it is exercise, it is health, it is fulfilling, it attracts people if that's your thang, if you do it for a while you automatically know how to dance.

only bad thing i can say about it is that when you skate some place, you instantly become a local celebrity and that's usually not that nice, which is why having a car is so nice because then you can skate in many different places without you getting too famous at any given spot.

it is strange space of mind to enjoy this thing that looks good to people, they look at you as if you are some kind of god, so impossibly difficult and it makes them feel weak because they can't do it. might make someone feel inferior. just seeing an experienced skater makes people who never developed their body to do this point wonder what they could have been.

but they can just start. protective gear has never been cheaper. when i was a child a helmet + kneepads + ellbowbads, + handguards cost 10 times what it costs now. it is no longer difficult to buy bearings, you can just buy them online.

whoever invented the bearing probably did not expect to see what it enabled. all skate devices use the same size interchangable bearing. though the wonderful art of skating. non-skaters believe gravity is 9.8 m/s². skaters have a much less theoretical approach to gravity, to them it is a force they can use to help them move and they learn to slightly bend it in ways which more basic human habits of movements do not include, most likely not know about. the legs have way more muscles then most people use.

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 No.9468

i slowed the video down as to show what the young chocolate is doing in such a short amount of time, though skaters know that when danger is near, the brain overclocks it's processor as to slow down time to give the skater more time making life-or-death decisions. this is one of the reasons why skating is not as dangerous as people might think. yes, there is time slowing down when it is needed most, normies don't even know this.

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 No.9469

File: 00d43af7d06f561⋯.jpg (12.27 KB,384x480,4:5,forward.jpg)

first he leaps forward as he turns his body 180. he isn't landing on his back btw and i don't think this is hurting his back. his leap was in such a low angle that he turned the fall into a slide, knowing the the ground is smooth and slippery because he skates it all day. so his arm and side may have had slight contact with the ground during the turn but since the movement was already transformed forward there was hardly any downward impact. his leap transformed the direction of the movement, he kept it alive. not keeping it alive would have meant slamming on the ground, he didn't want to slam so he transformed it into something safe that doesn't hurt him.

at this point the danger is averted. he wouldn't have to do anything and he would soon slide to a stop.

after a few of such saves it is difficult not to become arrogant and falsely belief oneself to be invincible.

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 No.9470

File: 3befab36559c5c4⋯.jpg (9.5 KB,384x480,4:5,1.jpg)

he didn't stop though! this i believe to be one of the instances in which the advantage of being thin and light as a feather can be felt most.

first he positions himself so that he is exactly backwards to the force that is currently sliding him on the ground. he uses this force as a resource. they can be used, the most difficult part about them is coming to the point where you can feel them otherwise you wouldn't know this exists. he is trying to cook with something that will expire in one second. it already exists and it is only there for a second so this all has to be quick!

you may have missed it so i point it out: he folded his legs in during all of this. he folds them in because he already intends to fold them out just at the right moment.

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 No.9471

File: 2ac65f75f85cc70⋯.jpg (9.91 KB,384x480,4:5,2.jpg)

he rolls backwards just for long enough; he waits for the perfect moment in which he can lean into the existing force and then he unfolds his legs to point in the direction in which he tries to redirect the force.

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 No.9472

File: efcfc5d3407809e⋯.jpg (10.9 KB,384x480,4:5,3.jpg)

then he uses his back, spine and neck to slightly push into the already existing force and this changes the direction to be slightly more upwards. the spine of a skater is strong and all the muscles to make full use of it are found during the skating process, in many normies these muscles do not develop. there exist but they are on longterm standby since they have never been used or not in a long time.

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 No.9473

File: e448a4204b213f8⋯.jpg (12.25 KB,384x480,4:5,4.jpg)

it looks difficult but it isn't because he is currently experiencing backwards-force and this force is doing the majority of the work, all this stuff he does are just tiny adjustments to lean into the force and keep it alive and not waste it, all done at the right time. even though it looks like it, his neck is not carrying all of his bodyweight upward. for the duration the force backwards is experienced, regular downward gravity is at pause and skaters know everything is different in those brief moments when gravity is bent.

all the neck is doing is slightly pushing a body that is already in strong motion slightly more up or stabilizing, which since the existing movement is there and overpowers everything the entire time, isn't that hard.

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 No.9474

File: 8f9acfbd3834259⋯.jpg (93.65 KB,1212x846,202:141,skate_and_women_will_wanna….jpg)

one time i was skating fast, a little rock was blocking one wheel so that what i was standing on got broke away backwards and i was in free fall and my other leg was too far back. i was falling forwards without me being able to quickly get a leg in front so that i could try to catch myself. doomed to slam to the ground at a high speed basically.

time slowed down. i had no plan on what to do in such situation so the situation was generous and gave me time to make decision. for comparison: if life was a 60fps video, i was down to about 1 frame per second. it was so slow that i could see the frames change pixels as the next frame was being constructed. i was hyper-aware, overclocked, in survival mode. i wasn't afraid. for one or two frames i was fascinated by how slow everything was but i quickly stopped wasting time and wondered what the best thing i could possibly do would be. i had the idea to fling my arms forward and then roll my whole body fowards like a wheel as to keep the momentum alive and me too. basically become sonic the hedgehog at the precise moment i am hitting the ground so that i can roll forwards until the friction of my jacket, pants and shoes has dissipated the momentum.

this was the best plan. i could not think of another option. i remember having enough time to feel optimistic about it, i believed it could work. "ok i am ready now" is what i thought as my head made me experience time a bit faster again to bring the important moment closer.

luckily it worked. exactly as i had hoped, becoming sonic saved my life. i instantly got up and checked myself if i had any scratches or head injury. there was only one scratch in my shoe but nothing in my hands, jacket or pants.

this was a life lesson how important it is not to be afraid for me because if i would not have believed that it is possible to save myself from everything, if i would have been afraid, frozen in fear and not tried to come up with a plan to survive, i would have hurt myself badly.

there usually is a way to prevent any given catastrophe that is presenting itself.

some people "fall wrong". they tend to tense up in the worst possible way at the worst time. tensing up seems to make falls 10 times worse. some people are such unconscious machines, they let themselves be driven by autopilot and autopilots always try to negotiate with gravity, thinking they can just refuse gravity by tensing.

heheh this is an old picture i made for another imageboard about skating has the nice vanlife on it, also produce ailse, my favorite aisle. it's true though

when the women see someone move their body all complicated in public, they wanna stalk. there is often annoying smartphonewomen at the skateparks unfortunately, secretly filming the skaters and posting it to their nasty groups in the normie internet.

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 No.9476

File: c8e24f5ac2b3969⋯.jpg (33.26 KB,612x407,612:407,c8e24f5ac2b3969b4c3e9aa6e9….jpg)

THIS IS SEXY THIS TURNS ME ON

DONT BE FOOLED IF I APPEAR INNOCENT IN POSTING SKATEBOARDING VIDEOS NOBODY BOTHERS TO WATCH

BUT LET ME TELL U

I LOVE KIDS 🥒 ⛪ 🧒

I LOVE BIG ONES 🥒

FAT ONES 🥒

SMALL ONES 🥒

ILL EVEN ATTEND A BLACK ONE 🥒

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 No.9477

File: 49354920736edbc⋯.jpeg (99.05 KB,1280x1839,1280:1839,49354920736edbcb08ce8f57b….jpeg)

DIS MA FAVE TOO

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