fe66c5 No.9790
THREADS STOLEN FROM /brit/. I'LL EDIT THEM IF YOU HAVE SOME FRESH SPICY ONES
Top US national security official ridicules Donald Trump's suggestion that Britain spied on him
>Allegations from the United States that British spy agency GCHQ snooped on Donald Trump during his election campaign are "arrant nonsense", the deputy head of the US National Security Agency (NSA) said in an interview on Saturday.
>President Trump has stood by unproven claims that the Obama administration tapped his phones during the 2016 White House race. On Thursday his spokesman cited a media report that Britain's GCHQ was behind the surveillance.
>Richard Ledgett, deputy director of the NSA, told BBC News the idea that Britain had a hand in spying on Trump was "just crazy".
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/18/top-us-national-security-official-ridicules-donald-trumps-suggestion/
‘There will be another Scottish independence referendum’ – Sturgeon tells SNP conference (VIDEO)
>Scotland’s first minister, Nicola Sturgeon, has told the Scottish National Party (SNP) Conference that “there will be an independence referendum.” Her assertion was met with widespread applause at the Aberdeen event.
>When Scotland held a referendum on independence back in September 2014, the ‘No’ side won with just over 55 percent of votes.
>Sturgeon called for a second independence referendum during her closing address at her party’s spring conference at the Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Center (AECC) on Saturday.
https://www.rt.com/uk/381250-scotland-independence-referendum-sturgeon/
Prince William tells French that Brexit won't hurt friendship
>Britain's Prince William and his wife Kate were greeted by French President Francois Hollande as they began a two-day trip to Paris aimed at highlighting strong Franco-British ties despite Britain's looming exit from the European Union.
>It is William's first official visit to Paris since his mother, Princess Diana, was killed when the limousine carrying her and her lover Dodi al-Fayed crashed in a Paris tunnel in August 1997.
>A smiling William and Kate stood on either side of Hollande as he welcomed them on their first visit to the Elysee palace, where they discussed the Syrian conflict and the fight against terrorism as well as Franco-British relations, according to a French presidential source.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-royals-hollande-idUKKBN16O2K2
130c13 No.9791
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Go ahead. Make my day, lads and lasses
t. Jordan B. Peterson
39105d No.9795
I'VE GOT A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO GIVE ANYONE WHO CAN SHOW A DOCUMENT THAT PROVES THAT THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO SEXES!
8f79e9 No.9796
Reminder: Fresh Samurai Jack episode for those interested
0c00f8 No.9797
>>9796
It was beautiful tbh
7b9dbb No.9799
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>Nick Griffin moving to Hungary
REEEEEEEEE YOU TRAITOR
5320fb No.9800
>>9797
I'll hold off on posting. Don't want to cheat that post count.
955ec2 No.9801
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>>9796
Full episode here if you do not want to download it
e87088 No.9802
Morning lad, you are talkative this morning.
5b8ef1 No.9803
WINDY
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Me and the weather tbh
7c46c3 No.9804
>>9802
Just seems that way because most people aren't up yet tbh
>>9803
Top kek. Must be cold in the van.
5dca1f No.9805
>>9800 (You)
>>9802 (You)
>>9791 (You)
(You) (You) (You) They were on sale this morning lad have a whole bunch.
>>9795
>>9796
>>9797
>>9798
>>9799
>>9800
>>9801
(You)
27fbee No.9806
>>9805
It was worth the wait. Thanks, lad. Feels like you're trying to fatten me up though.
dcdd93 No.9807
>>9804
Its a bit chilly, it was worse at about 6am tbh, fookin freezing. How are you today lad?
Weres welshposter? I think he said he was talking to a cuteboi in the last thread and got lewds and then I never found out what happened Smh.
55be0c No.9808
Want to see a disgusting video of a walking skeleton? I'll post it anyway and you can decide if you want to tbh
>>9807
wew. So he was a homo after all. I thought he was a no homo smh. He sleeps at weird times. He's probably asleep and won't wake up for several hours.
Feeling fine tbh, bit cold, partly because I'm naked tbh. What about you, lad?
b1b492 No.9809
>>9808
>skelly bitch
Thats horrible tbh, but you could amuse yourself by playing xylophone on her ribs.
>welshposters boipussi
Ask him about it when he appears lad.
>naked
Lad its twenty past ten.
43c5da No.9810
>>9809
>Thats horrible tbh, but you could amuse yourself by playing xylophone on her ribs.
Just too disgusted by it tbh
>Ask him about it when he appears lad.
I will
>Lad its twenty past ten.
but it's Sunday and I'm a NEET.
>ywn be moral and go to church on Sundays
smh
4b657b No.9811
*puts on helmet and spooks you*
4d9790 No.9812
>>9810
>Not in employment, education, training or clothing
NEEToC
3610f0 No.9813
>>9811
Bllody hell lad
*taps helmet with spoon*
de9296 No.9814
>>9812
Get an S in there so I can be a NEETSoC
>>9813
Going to need something bigger than that to get through tbh
1a0740 No.9815
>>9814
>Not in employment, education, training, shoes or clothing
NEETSoC
*whacks helmet with saucepan*
8ea1a5 No.9816
>>9815
*breaks neck*
Yeah that did the trick. Wew. Do you spend a lot of time in the van or do you go somewhere public and warm and comfy when you can?
89a871 No.9817
>>9816
I normally try and work 3 or 4 days a week, so Im out on the road all day on those days. Weekends Ive been solidly working on the van at a mates workshop. I try and go to a pub every evening to pillage their wifi and women. Its really not cold when its above 3°c and you are working. Plus theres not much air to heat up in the van so its only cold when Im asleep or not in it.
5b62a3 No.9818
>>9817
>>9816
I dont really like people IRL that much so this lifestyle suits me tbh. I shared a house with 7 normies for 2 years and it was utterly horrendous
b39c66 No.9819
>>9818
Same, lad, but you do seem to be around people a lot, no? At pubs and picking up women etc.
You do double glazing or something, but I don't really know what that is tbh.
c2e603 No.9820
>>9819
Kek, Im normally drunk or earning money when Im around people lad. Tipsy women at pubs are easy to talk to, normies not so much.
Double glazing is just glass windows and plastic or aluminium frames lad. Tend to have 1-3 to do on each house or site, normally there for a few hours tops. I dont mind paying customers normally because they make you tea and dont make small talk. I charge £50 - £75 an hour so I dont have to work very much, leaving lots of free time for the van and shitfunposting.
204c67 No.9821
>>9799
I saw a thing on telly about a village in Hungary that was hoping to attract disaffected hwhite immigrants. Can't blame him really, Hungary seems like the only nationalist country in Europe.
36c10a No.9822
>>9821
What happened to the cuteboi lad?
c1655f No.9823
>>9821
>(1)
Make yourself known before the hammer falls
cc7204 No.9824
df2e68 No.9825
>>9820
>I charge £50 - £75
Jesus Christ how do you get people to pay that much? How do you even find work?
34f88c No.9826
>>9823
Lad how the fuck are you awake? Do you not need sleep?
99c2ca No.9827
754650 No.9828
>>9824
I assumed you were THE Welshposter.
250d8a No.9829
>>9826
I do, but I guess I don't need that much. Probably because I sit around most of the day
I think the light wakes me up
>>9827
Morning, lad
08f329 No.9830
dd98e5 No.9831
>>9828
Don't you lads find it awkward to use the phone? I fucking hate it tbh
bb39f7 No.9832
>>9825
Thats cheap lad. Nornally people charge 1/2 day minimum so £250-£500. Its easy when I undercut SafeStyle and Everest and that.
537243 No.9833
>>9831
Not really, Im used to it now. Im on a decent blower though so its like a pc tbh, multi screening and floating reply box and that.
14486f No.9834
>>9832
It's a lot per hour though, lad. You're doing well.
bf4801 No.9835
>>9828
/newbrit/ is non-stop Welshposting lad, only a mod can tell us apart tbh
c79cd3 No.9836
>>9831
I have to scroll to the top of the page every time I want to post when I'm on the phone because the box doesn't pop up. I remember loading new posts took ages and caused it to freeze on referendum night.
388782 No.9837
>>9836
yeah that's it. I also just hate touching the screen. I think there is something wrong with my fingers smh.
Morning, lass
862161 No.9838
>>9834
Its not when you factor in the £2k worth of tools I had to buy, and the 20% minimum material costs - ie 1 hours work costs me £15-£50 when you include consumables and my other vans diesel and costs - I do alright but not brilliantly, summer is definitely better tbh. Dont tell the taxman
5ec03c No.9840
>>9838
so you'e basically a gypsie
47a921 No.9841
>>9836
Theres a button that says [go to top] lass, and turn your phone horizontal (landscape) for the quick reply box. Works on my samsung tbh.
7bd8f2 No.9842
>>9840
But without the incest and thievery, yes.
a01573 No.9843
>>9841
>tfw we failed the IQ test
b1a8b6 No.9845
I should get dressed. I just can't get anything done if I'm naked. Need a shower first though, so behave while I'm gone
I'm not sad I just like this image
05e154 No.9846
>>9844
Top kek. You need to teach me how to work the gif/webm magic when I come back, lass.
ff6493 No.9847
>>9845
>posting while naked
Reeeeeeee don't do that.
>>9846
I can only do webms lad, I stole the gif from /co/.
fcd9fb No.9848
Whats everybodys opinions of onesies? Like a whimsical squirrel or lion one.
6a28dc No.9849
>>9840
Except without the crime, fly-tipping, and general antisocial behaviour perhaps?
e5a0b3 No.9850
>>9848
I've always wanted to wear one but I know deep in my heart that it would be a mistake.
7bad61 No.9851
>>9847
>she doesn't post while naked
8e09f4 No.9853
>>9849
But keeping the honorable scrapping culture of it, Im partial to a wee fight tbh.
964e05 No.9854
>>9850
I wore a seal onesie to a police interview in the naughty Naughties thats pre 2010 to you younguns. Didnt regret it in the slightest lass. Go for it tbh.
694db1 No.9856
>>9855
>posting 1 of the 4 photos that she looks attractive in
Post the other 3 then lad.
ba494e No.9857
>>9856
There are only 4 photos of her?
26a20d No.9858
>>9857
Attractive photos, yes.
eddbbf No.9859
who /feelsrefreshedandnolongervulnerable/ here?
>>9847
>Reeeeeeee don't do that.
Don't worry, lass. I guess wearing a robe means I'm not really naked
>>9847
>I can only do webms lad, I stole the gif from /co/.
Oh. Then how do you make webms? Or, what program do you use?
can you post the Jack scream webm?
>>9848
Infatalisation of people tbh. But I guess it's comfy to wear on a sunday. I'd imagine they get kind of hot though.
>>9850
Pretty much.
>>9854
seal onesie? Sounds cute
9eeab8 No.9860
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The Mk I Martini-Henry: The Bayonet Exercise c.1885
7cd73b No.9861
>>9858
I don't know what could bring a person to be such a bully.
8f7fc5 No.9862
>>9861
Just report him for bullying, lad
97e9ee No.9863
I was voted into office on a no bully policy and I have a mandate to ban whoever is deemed a bully tbh.
b7f174 No.9864
>>9859
>who /feelsrefreshedandnolongervulnerable/ here?
Ha not fucking me lad
cc0141 No.9865
>>9859
I use ffmpeg but it's taken me the best part of a year to memorize all the tricks I needed to make decent OC.
fc769c No.9866
1a26d2 No.9867
>>9863
>I was voted into office
Your legitimacy comes from your divisiveness and righteousness, not from some fraudulent election.
22914f No.9868
>>9866
Very hungover right now, LOTS of degenerate behaviour last night tbh
b2c9e6 No.9869
>>9865
Wew. Guess I'll learn as I go along. Took a long time before I learned how to use photoshop decently and even know I probably don't even know one tenth of of what it can do.
Thanks, lass. He screams in this episode as well
ba4374 No.9870
>>9867
What are you saying, lad?
>>9868
At least you're making amends by being hungover tbh
40c92c No.9871
>>9870
ill have to do more then be hungover for some of the things smh
fd8fdb No.9872
>>9871
Wew. You didn't get any STDs, did you?
8c9c72 No.9873
>>9872
kek no i just did somethings to one of my freinds girlfriends smh
05ab14 No.9874
>>9873
Guess you'll have to marry her then.
6e529b No.9875
96eb25 No.9876
>>9799
>>9799
>>9799
For those who haven't seen it. he was supposed to be our saviour ahhhhhhhhh. Guess we'll have to save ourselves.
>giving myself (You)s and checking those dubs
8e78b8 No.9877
When is the guilt cow going to dry up?
Namibia doesn’t want “aid” to make up for Germany’s genocide—it wants $30 billion
>While the repercussions of the genocide have caused national divisions in Namibia, some observers say it has barely registered in Germany.
>The genocide is widely viewed as the first of the twentieth century, perpetrated from 1904 to 1907. German troops oversaw the extermination of 85% of the Herero population and thousands of the smaller Nama tribe. The skulls of the dead were sent to Germany to be experimented on, and only returned in 2004.
https://qz.com/935874/namibian-government-joins-lawsuit-against-germany-for-genocide-of-the-herero-and-nama-tribes/
d6eda3 No.9878
>>9860
Top kek. He replies to so many comments. I guess he feels guilty if he doesn't give them all a (You). Good lad
136d44 No.9879
who here /filthydegenerate/?
28a30c No.9880
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Oh God Zelda's English voice is fucking horrible
f637b2 No.9881
>>9880
wew lad, embarrassing tbh
c84723 No.9882
>>9879
I was but now I'm pure. I am a cut diamond. You can change your ways, lad
>>9881
True. I always felt like Westerners don't take voice acting seriously tbh. Maybe I'd cringe at the Japanese if I was Japanese as well though
44cfda No.9883
>>9882
>I was but now I'm pure. I am a cut diamond. You can change your ways, lad
im trying
>Maybe I'd cringe at the Japanese if I was Japanese as well though
nah lad you can hear the voice is so much more natural and emotional
81a1dd No.9884
>>9883
>nah lad you can hear the voice is so much more natural and emotional
Yeah I feel like that too
96521c No.9885
It just sounds like westerners are a bit embarrassed by it so they old back tbh
6c70f9 No.9886
7cfb88 No.9887
>>9885
they talk they they're trying to make it very clear what emotion theyre trying to portray like we wont get the subtly of a realistic voice
0caa6a No.9888
we live in the dankest timeline
a7bf0b No.9889
>>9888
Hitler trips confirms it, lad
8f0500 No.9890
>>9889
lad we live in the timeline where peter hitchens said unironically the word memi.
3fc3ae No.9891
>>9890
Would be pretty ignorant to ignore their power tbh
11449b No.9893
9675ba No.9895
20b94e No.9896
>>9895
What did you do with your friend's friend, lad?
53265c No.9897
>>9877
Germany should pay reparations to the British for the Saxon invasion tbh
4df84c No.9898
>>9896
she was flirting with me so i touched bottom/put my hand up her skirt and she gave me a handie in the toilet tbh
059e2e No.9899
>>9868
Good lad.
>>9861
>>9862
>>9867
Aaaahhhh I was driving and couldnt defend meself! Just because I dont think she is consistently attractive doesnt mean Im bullying tbh lad smh.
c38b0c No.9900
>>9899
>Good lad.
its not good lad i feel pretty bad about it
1ddc1d No.9901
>>9897
I am sure everyone around the world wants us to pay them reparations tbh
>>9898
Wew, lad. That is pretty lewd indeed.
>>9899
True, lad. I won't punish you.
9e9165 No.9902
434f87 No.9903
>>9902
I'm sure your cummies made her feel good about herself though. Good job lad
ce486c No.9904
>>9903
dont encourage it im seeing that freind again on monday and i have to look him in the eyes smh
081076 No.9905
>>9904
I'm sorry, lad. I shouldn't. It's immoral. What's wrong about her being his friend though?
081ac9 No.9906
b0980a No.9907
>>9904
You should marry her before tomorrow then lad. It's the only honest thing you can do after that.
c35034 No.9908
>>9907
thank you for your wisdom
cc5cba No.9909
>>9906
Oh. I thought she was just his female friend. WEW LAD
>>9907
This. Never know if the handie made her pregnant or not
f02ce0 No.9910
SHOWER
>>9909
its pretty fucking bad
375573 No.9911
Afternoon lads
>>9898
wew lad was he a good friend?
b7bd0a No.9912
e5abcd No.9913
725491 No.9914
>>9910
A shower will calm you down and refresh you, lad. Don't worry. **It does seem like it's going to lead to something though*
00d5f6 No.9915
e74682 No.9916
>>9901
People think Britons should pay reparations to the Germans?
7b8e7a No.9917
>>9909
It's not that lad, it's more that if he doesn't lay this to rest then he'll have to think about that handjob every time he's with his friend for the rest of his life.
262f28 No.9918
>>9917
yeah its probebly goning to come up unless she stays quiet
a9434c No.9919
>>9917
Yeah, that's true.
>>9918
Better not risk it, lad. It's going to hurt either way
8ab10b No.9920
>>9900
Why though? You dont do it often do you?
>>9901
*wipes brow* Phew thanks lad.
Who else /crackersAndMarmiteForBreakfast/ here?
3af830 No.9921
>>9920
eggs and bacon tbh. My dad keeps spoiling me
345ab3 No.9922
>>9920
Alright I caught up on the comments.
WEW LAD
28d6f8 No.9923
>>9790
>Taffy was a Welshman
Just occurred to me that in Thief the guards call you a Taffer.
b220d4 No.9924
>>9921
Not bad, I like the smell of bacon but not the texture.
adb550 No.9925
>>9924
Poor lad. I fucking hate the bacon memi, but it really does taste good tbh
c7232a No.9926
>>9925
Theres a few things I like the smell of but cant eat. BBQed food for instance. It does indeed suck tbh lad.
Whats everyone doing today then?
112019 No.9927
>>9926
Wake up, watch some videos, shower and now I'm working on OC but it's not turning out how i want ahhhhhh
81b210 No.9928
>>9922
yeah its pretty bad
7fcda9 No.9929
>>9918
I'm sure you'll do the right thing lad murder suicide tbh
>>9926
Hopefully going round my mams for sunday dinner.
9dd505 No.9930
>>9929
ive got a plan in mind yeah murder suicide lad
94a482 No.9931
>>9926
sunday roast in a little but then im off to the cinema with my dad
12477f No.9933
ef190f No.9935
697aa2 No.9936
f48901 No.9937
>>9934
sleeping most likely
909831 No.9938
>>9937
Probably. He's probably safe
7b762a No.9939
d75455 No.9940
>>9828
Naa that was me lad, ho homo.
He is cute though.
>>9835
WELSH SHITPOSTING PRIDE 8CH WIDE
>>9864
Lad…
>>9868
LAD!
What happened?
>>9873
Kek lad, naughty tbh.
>>9879
Me put don't tell the others lad.
>>9880
The voice acting really is shit.
>>9894
Lad~
>>9898
Smh lad control yourself, stop drinking alcohol too.
>>9912
Ffs lad, might be best to tell him his gf is a whore in that case.
>>9913
Lad be careful that site isn't right.
>>9931
Good lad, enjoy. Don't worry about the the degenerate shit, learn from it.
I'm awake tbh lad.
e786aa No.9941
Let's be honest, if you were really his friend then you would have reminded his girlfriend that she's in a committed relationship and that her behavior makes you concerned that she's treating your friend unfairly.
Since you didn't do any of that, you obviously don't hold him in high regard.
f79f0e No.9942
d145cd No.9943
>>9940
I'm awake tbh lads.
*
79e65e No.9944
>>9940
L-lad
>>9941
You're killing him, lass. But you're right.
4d6364 No.9945
>>9940
>Don't worry about the the degenerate shit, learn from it.
thank you lad, i need to stop drinking so much you're right.
>>9941
kek i do im just a very big peace of poo he's honestly one of my best friends and i feel awfull. She comes onto me all the tim eand this time i just though fuck it tbh
41622c No.9946
>>9945
You are the worst kind of friend lad.
1713a5 No.9947
>>9946
Sounds like you should have warned him about her. Maybe you could still try to do that while still admitting your own guilt.
ed9ec6 No.9948
>>9942
Nid wyf yn gwybod beth sy'n dweud fachgen.
>>9944
L A D
>>9945
> thank you lad, i need to stop drinking so much you're right.
Good lad.
>>9946
She's a whore, his friend shouldn't even be with her, you think BritPoster is the only guy she's messing around with along with her bf?
2f7407 No.9949
>>9947
Just send an anonymous message to him saying his gf is a whore and you saw her fooling around/ know about her fooling around with some other guy.
2a5241 No.9950
>>9948
>She's a whore, his friend shouldn't even be with her, you think BritPoster is the only guy she's messing around with along with her bf?
So he should have told his friend that his gf is a whore instead of fucking her tbh
>>9949
Lad she will definitely bring it up if pressed. It's best for him to admit it first
16fb47 No.9951
>>9948
this tbh if she's willing to mess about with his best friend then she's probably done more with lads he doesnt know. If you do decide to come clean be prepared for her to spin it so that you took advantage of her.
a21462 No.9952
>>9948
>you think BritPoster is the only guy she's messing around with along with her bf?
And yet he's never said a word about it to him.
Who knows, maybe his friend is completely aware of all of this and enjoys hearing about his girlfriend's flings. Maybe he wants britposter to be his bull without embarrassing him by asking directly.
3f7876 No.9953
>>9950
>So he should have told his friend that his gf is a whore instead of fucking her tbh
Yer but too late for that, time to move on.
>Lad she will definitely bring it up if pressed. It's best for him to admit it first
You might be right lad. She might try turn it on BritPoster too, saying he initiated it.
c2e758 No.9954
>>9951
Yer I'm worried about this now.
885c7c No.9955
>>9952
>Who knows, maybe his friend is completely aware of all of this and enjoys hearing about his girlfriend's flings. Maybe he wants britposter to be his bull without embarrassing him by asking directly.
Please no
7bc42b No.9956
>>9952
>And yet he's never said a word about it to him.
Idk his reasons for not doing so but, it's hard to tell your friends their gf is a whore tbh, they won't take it well and they would probably take the gfs side.
>Who knows, maybe his friend is completely aware of all of this and enjoys hearing about his girlfriend's flings.
CUCKED
>Maybe he wants britposter to be his bull without embarrassing him by asking directly.
BIG BRITPOSTER COCK
50474d No.9957
>>9955
It's more likely than you think. Maybe he was told that cuckoldry was the thinking man's fetish while perusing his copy of the Guardian.
d608b7 No.9958
>>9952
>And yet he's never said a word about it to him.
i have multiple times
>>9956
>BIG BRITPOSTER COCK
tbh
e3eff7 No.9959
lads what on earth are you chatting about?
7c463b No.9960
morning lads. that thread locked worried me kek. nice
>>9782
night lad
95586d No.9961
>>9959
lad please dont ask i dont want you thionking less of me
d15fae No.9962
>>9961
Lad you're gonna have to tell me
38f4c0 No.9963
>>9958
>i have multiple times
Oh wow, I might be right after all.
a2241b No.9964
>>9953
>She might try turn it on BritPoster too, saying he initiated i
he will believe me over her tbh, shes a hypersexual person
59e8da No.9965
>>9963
I have thought it in the past but i always just wanted to not think about it
7a9518 No.9966
>>9957
>he's one of the cucks offended by the "alt-right" using it as an insult
I hope you've never used the term around him, Britposter
6eccde No.9967
de1626 No.9968
>>9957
Lass you might be right tbh >>9958 he even told him she was a slut.
>>9958
>i have multiple times
She's fair game then lad. :^)
>>9959
>>9961
>>9962
He's been messing around with his friends gf. Scroll up for more info.
>>9963
Kek.
>>9964
Alright lad, good luck whatever happens.
34a3dc No.9969
Maybe he just believes in eugenics and sees you as the superior man and wants to raise your offspring tbh
26af2f No.9970
>>9960
Morning, lad. Sorry. Locked it so we'd all use this thread and because of lewd Welshlad wew
3eb21d No.9971
>>9965
You owe him the truth lad. Just ask him if he's okay with his girlfriend pleasuring other men. And if he wants you to impregnate her with your superior seed like >>9969 then you owe it to him as a friend to do it.
50b093 No.9972
>>9932
Havent watched this since I was in school the ginger one was my first waifu before she went dyke.
c89434 No.9973
>>9808
jesus
>>9836
so annoying
>>9837
this too my touch screen is spergy, sometimes when I just touch a part of the screen it scroll up at lightning speed and keeps scrolling up until it goes to the bottom of the screen wew
>>9855
lads…
>>9894
no lad
>>9898
wew
>>9911
kek
nice 9/11, these blast points are too accurate for sand people.jpg
>>9934
here I was up for ages
>>9937
this tbh
>>9959
degeneracy
>>9970
morning lad.
kek
386f8c No.9974
>>9971
nah im just gonna leave it and act like nothing happened because that wont bite me in the arse right?
2848e6 No.9975
>>9973
BIG POINTLESS POSTS
6ab578 No.9976
>>9970
>and because of lewd Welshlad wew
Hahahaha.
He told me about the lewd things he wanted to do to me too.
f1906e No.9978
>>9972
ssssssh lad I'm not all the way through, but yeah I remember that from the snippets I used to see when I was younger, decided to finally watch all of it.
cea374 No.9979
>>9976
L-lad, please no. The bullies will call you and us homos
f46b64 No.9980
>>9975
ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫ ᵖᵒᶦᶰᵗᶫᵉˢˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ
078f10 No.9981
>>9980
regular sized pointless post
c19466 No.9982
gotta fly, post later
BYE BYE LADS
9292c5 No.9983
>>9982
yea it's a good idea to get tested after that tbh :^) cya lad
953c23 No.9984
>>9974
>>9982
Later lad, good luck.
1a7a2f No.9985
>>9973
Thanks for the BIG POINTLESS POST filled with (You)s, lad
9196e1 No.9986
>>9974
You'd better pray he is a cuck then because if not he'll rightfully hate you for being complicit all that time.
>>9976
What's all this lad?
0446a2 No.9987
>>9982
Laters, lad. Stay safe
82ef31 No.9988
I like to call myself a moral lad. I think I'd be able to resist something like happened to Britposter but I don't really know
b193fe No.9989
>>9978
sorry lad I spike dies tbh
9a0e68 No.9991
>>9988
double dubs confirm something
>>9989
REPORTED
944a07 No.9992
>>9948
>using google translate
afa094 No.9993
>>9986
Welshlad is officially full homo, lass
The bullies are going to be relentless now
b89d21 No.9994
>>9979
Hahahaha like I give a fuck about the bullies lad. Sorry if they call you lads homos though.
>>9981
Lad!
>>9986
>What's all this lad?
See.
>>9787
>>9789
>>9993
Haha, naa lad, naa I'm 100% hetro as fuck, trust me.
90fd7e No.9995
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>>9992
That devious anglo is culturally appropriating your identity lad.
>>9993
You mean he's vid related?
39b02d No.9996
>>9995
Yeah. quads confirms I am no homo
a6eee1 No.9997
oh. Thought you were all going to spam for quads. I am still no homo though
e4a93c No.9998
>>9989
jokes on you've already seen cowboy bebop, and I read the synopsis for this show ages ago so I know most of the main things, but I enjoy 90s stuff immensely
6bab7e No.9999
e17c20 No.10000
FOR MUMMY
MUMMY LEADSOM WILL LEAD'EM
VOTE LEADSOM IN THE TORY ELECTIONS
8d2da0 No.10001
81d0b5 No.10002
>>9999
nice lad
>>10001
naaaahhhhhhh lad
9d9c88 No.10003
>>9999
>>10000
Oh, nice. Sweet double quads
>we're 10,000 posts in
Jesus Christ we're going to make it
74109e No.10004
>>9999
Wasted tbh.
>>10000
Wew that's a dead memi lad.
2e3107 No.10005
>>10003
HAIL THE NEW MACHINE
>>10004
I've been in a coma lass. I can't wait for the Torys to trigger Article 50 before the end of 2016!
e34cab No.10006
>>9999
>>10000
I'm okay with these
d442c0 No.10007
>>10005
>I can't wait for the Torys to trigger Article 50 before the end of 2016!
Any moment now, lad. Any moment now.
c9e5af No.10008
>>10004
I am sure he just panicked when he saw the quickly approaching quads. I know I did.
>tfw I'll never claim anything significant or funny
>>10005
Are we robots now, lad? Well I guess the two of us have been robots for a while.
e47687 No.10009
5307c6 No.10010
>>9998
I was playing on the fact that there's a character called Spike in Buffy. I honestly don't remember if he dies or not.
c03dfe No.10011
>>10009
Shame the spammer couldn't be here to claim it. He'd have like 5 posts in a row to make sure he got them
25bca7 No.10012
>>10005
I'm so glad that Are Dave pledged to uphold the results of the referendum so that our elected representatives in parliament will respect the people's democratic decision to leave the EU.
9b46a6 No.10013
>>10010
Tbh he probably does lad, it is Buffy, they get killhappy in the later series.
5259d7 No.10014
>there are babies that were conceived AND born after the referendum
806c28 No.10015
>>10012
>Brexit
>The will of the people
9810c5 No.10016
>>10014
>there will be children that will grow up without the EU's influence
it's a good feel innit?
182dbf No.10017
>>10012
>our elected representatives in parliament will respect the people's democratic decision
top dave
ed1f52 No.10018
>>10007
ah good. I expect we'll be out of the EU very quick, it would be better to start the process now and avoid any uncertainty tbqh!
>>10008
>Are we robots now, lad? Well I guess the two of us have been robots for a while.
True I suppose so but what do you mean by the question? because of the machine comment?
>>10009
be happy with what you've got lad smh
>>10012
Oh wow yeah, for all we've said in the past about him being "Slippery", he's being damn honourable right now and not trying to get out of his duties.
9f180b No.10019
>>10014
>the referendum was 100 years ago
8ddcbb No.10020
>>10016
EU cucks will never ever stop being btfo and salty about us leaving.
>>10018
>be happy with what you've got lad smh
Smh lad, you're right I might have been greedy.
a603bf No.10021
>>10018
>True I suppose so but what do you mean by the question? because of the machine comment?
Yeah, we're old /r9k/ robots, so I guess we aren't really the new machine then
535578 No.10022
I guess it doesn't make sense. I keep fucking up jokes
9426c6 No.10023
>>10019
*Shouts "WHAT YOU SAY LAD! MY EARS AREN'T SO GOOD ANYMORE!." *
*Remember this is the future and they can fix hearing loss now.*
Alright Lad I can hear you fine tbh.
5d5a55 No.10024
>>10015
Sorry lad, I forgot that all the people who didn't vote were actually voting to remain via their decision to not vote and therefore the majority voted to remain in the EU.
47e0cc No.10025
>>10023
wew
>yw live long enough to live for all eternity
d13406 No.10026
>>10014
STOP PROCREATING
>>10020
*gives you a doggy treat* now now lad
>>10021
>>10022
you fucking up jokes is funny tbh no bully
d7c387 No.10027
>>10024
No change is always the default answer, sorry, lass. At least we can change the EU from the inside and make it a pan-Evropean white nationalist state
Then Herts and/or TheBumBumKing can marry the Daftie lass
3abdc9 No.10028
What did they mean by this lasses?
6cefa1 No.10029
>tfw heard my brother and his friend playing a racing game in his bedroom when I woke up and wanted to play but didn't want to ask and intrude or make it awkward
8372b6 No.10030
>>10025
Feels good lad, none of this "mind in the cloud" bullshit though that's jewish tricks.
>>10026
>*gives you a doggy treat* now now lad
Thanks lad. *Eats treat.*
578a88 No.10031
>>10028
Sounds like /ourguy/ making fun of it taking so long. Not sure
>>10026
>you fucking up jokes is funny tbh no bully
No it's not, lad. Sometimes they have grave consequences smh. I do it in real life too. Like while driving home from the restaurant on friday my brother's single mummy girlfriend's daughter told me I was cute when I laugh(I laugh in a D E V I L I S H schadenfreude way), and I thanked her. Then I told her:
>You're not cute
>At least appreciate my honesty
And she became silent for a while
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh why can't children understand sarcasm and irony reeee it's all I've got **I think one of the reasons is that I get insecure about myself so the tone I say it in isn't as obvious as it should be*
b4bc80 No.10032
>>10030
>Feels good lad, none of this "mind in the cloud" bullshit though that's jewish tricks.
Of course not, lad.
641423 No.10033
>>10031
>You're not cute
>At least appreciate my honesty
lad… did you not want to seem weird if you did say she was cute or something?
2143a1 No.10034
>>10033
No, I just felt like I had to make a joke at that moment and it's what came out smh
d35941 No.10037
>>10035
Sure, but the things he says is so hateful, lad. smh
>>10036
Sweet release. Thanks for putting me down before I hurt anyone, lad
8d5746 No.10038
observational comedy attempt 2
>there are babies that were conceived after the referendum and born before article 50
4da739 No.10040
>>10031
>>You're not cute
>>At least appreciate my honesty
FFS LAD
Hope you tell her she is cute somehow to make up for this.
>>10038
Lass…
8250b1 No.10041
>>10037
when he says hateful things it's the best lad. when he talks about dealing with jews and stuff
>>10039
thanks lad
3a780d No.10042
>>10039
>Saxons
>West Germanic
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING JERRYCUCK WE ARE NOTHING LIKE THE GERMANS WE ARE A SEPARATE PEOPLE FUCK KRAUTS BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN
c7e6b7 No.10043
>>10038
That's the same joke, lass *doesn't even give you a courtesy laugh*
>>10039
top kek
>WE WUZ EGYPTIANS
obviously he's not wrong since 70% of Brits have DNA from Tutankhamun
19b17f No.10044
>>10040
I was planning to do that but then she fell asleep. I'll be driving her to school once this week so I'll get a chance to make up for it then.
>>10041
But he sounds like an agent, lad. smh
32b236 No.10045
>>10042
>tfw slaying my cousins would make me a kinslayer and a Krautslayer
ce083a No.10046
>>10031
Don't bully little girls lad, she'll grow up to be fat and miserable now because you tore down her self-confidence for no reason.
>>10043
It's a refined version of the original joke.
217beb No.10047
>>10043
shame he hasn't the aryan ancient china pill tbh
>>10044
>I'll be driving her to school once this week so I'll get a chance to make up for it then.
good lad. she might look up to you
>But he sounds like an agent, lad. smh
joe please… agents wouldn't write two novels about it. he literally dedicated his life to the cause after the civil rights movement started in yank land and continued until his death
a6c953 No.10048
>>10046
She's already kind of fat and was caught buying crisps that she ate after school smh. She's a nice lass though. I just hope she stays that way, but she won't. smh
>>10046
>It's a refined version of the original joke.
I know, lass. Let's hope the /brit/ lurkers doesn't steal it and get a lot of (You)s from it
c641ad No.10049
>>10047
>good lad. she might look up to you
She kind of does for some reason. I don't know why. I think it's because I am generally a nice lad who likes to play with her or entertain her when the other adults are busy talking about adult stuff smh.
>joe please… agents wouldn't write two novels about it. he literally dedicated his life to the cause after the civil rights movement started in yank land and continued until his death
I guess you're right. But he's a bit extreme, no? Joe is right when it comes to making political victories tbh.
1237fb No.10050
>>10048
>She's already kind of fat and was caught buying crisps that she ate after school smh.
And she would probably be inspired to improve herself if you built up her standards and self-worth. But you completely demolished her instead.
a7c329 No.10051
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>>10049
yeah probably lad. adults are boring to kids
>I guess you're right. But he's a bit extreme, no? Joe is right when it comes to making political victories tbh.
true, but I don't think he believed in democracy, he thought it was completely usurped by the jews (and that's kinda true lets face it) so I think he wanted to just make enough people aware of what's happening for there to be some kind of strike back. it's pretty dafty but you have to do something..
would an agent say this lad?
>>10050
lass…
002780 No.10052
>>10050
Yeah, it was a mistake. I should have apologised immediately, but I'll do that this week. Maybe she'll appreciate it that I have thought about it. Maybe she thought about it too and still is and it hurts her. Poor lass.
She's blond too. A real Aryan.
a88c3d No.10053
>>10051
>tfw he describes me
He's right though. That's pretty well said.
>fighting the enemy in the streets
TOP FUCKING KEK BASED NA
28aafc No.10054
CONTROL THE STREETS
CONTROL THE COUNTRY
69c6a9 No.10055
>>10052
>telling an ethnic native of our country that she isn't cute
Good goy, keep training her to resent white men while she's young.
ac9456 No.10056
>>10053
same a bit but yeah he was a smart lad
>>10054
14/88
*roman salutes*
85f2aa No.10057
f29f85 No.10058
>>10055
I'LL MAKE UP FOR IT LASS I SWEAR.
From what I've seen you're cute yourself
>>10056
It's almost as if Dickie listened to it and decided to do the opposite, wew
34f79f No.10059
>>10057
Seems like she's been in a bully mood today. I have to take a step back sometimes though as even though it hurts sometimes it's the truth. Sometimes the bullies are right smh
8c678f No.10060
>>10058
kek yeah, now that's an agent
>>10059
I guess so lad
606adb No.10061
>>10057
I haven't intentionally bullied him for months lad.
e542a3 No.10062
>>10054
Does anyone have a big collection of these? I absolutely love them.
734ed6 No.10063
>>10062
my folders aren't really organised, but I'll post some
5934b7 No.10064
>>10061
Wait, you intentionally bullied me at some point, lass?
0320f1 No.10066
>>10064
Back in the old days of brit/pol/ and /brit/ yeah. But you grew on me lad.
7772ce No.10067
>>10065
National saxon tbh lad
9db0fd No.10068
>>10062
I don't really have any more of those street war NAs though so don't know if you want these
08000a No.10069
>>10061
maybe being in this no bully zone has made me sensitive
b141e7 No.10070
>>10066
D E V I L I S H dubs, lass. I guess I already knew that. Don't let me ungrow on you. You're really nice to have around
bf626c No.10071
>>10069
Top kek. You're right lad. Not being bullied makes us soft
5632c1 No.10072
Daftie lass being a bully
78c1d7 No.10073
I'll stop the spam unless he wants more tbh
500122 No.10074
>>10072
Yeah that's enough for now lad, thanks.
770d20 No.10075
>>10070
I'm glad you feel that way lad, you're really nice to have around too.
>>10072
She was more ruthless towards you than me tbh.
7b8982 No.10076
e376ba No.10077
c4d09b No.10078
>>10075
What did she do to you, lass?
>>10076
>(1)
WEW LASS
ee669d No.10079
>>10078
>>10076
knew you wouldn't resist it
f40629 No.10080
>>10078
Why did Welshlad make the heart hands Pepe's fingers creepy Grinch fingers, wew?
>>10079
You started it, lad
93f1b1 No.10081
>>10078
I meant that she bullied you harder than I did because I never drew my insults.
65f2d3 No.10082
c4af7d No.10083
>>10081
Top kek. But OC means she likes me, like? I wouldn't draw SA OC unless I liked him in a no homo way.You just want to beat him up even though he's a lass
691855 No.10084
>>10082
wew btfo by an alchy degenerate
I hate yanks
0fc2b8 No.10085
>>10082
Oh God what the fuck is that
3387a0 No.10086
>>10084
>yanks can unironically watch these kinds of shows
a63ff7 No.10087
Morality man just hasn't been the same since he became miscegenation man tbh
6f6df0 No.10088
>>10075
but I don't even know your sekret identity
I'm not a bully I swear
Hail Herts lads how was your weekend
65deb6 No.10090
>>10088
Sweet Hitler dubs, lass. It was… like every other day of the week tbh. How's Berlin?
d88a83 No.10091
>>10083
Actually I did draw you once. I forgot about that.
>>10088
You'll find out one day lass. And my weekend has been really quiet tbh.
8afa7e No.10092
>>10088
hey. it wasn't bad. yours?
9b2e1a No.10093
>>10091
>Actually I did draw you once. I forgot about that.
hmmm…
87aae7 No.10094
>>10093
That makes it three times then.
b0d0b2 No.10095
>>10093
wew. who drew that the ISIS poster? I forgot what flag but it's yellow and red right
672994 No.10097
>>10094
I don't recall the other times.
WEW YOU BIG BULLY
>>10095
I don't want to know, lad. I'm scared to look.
d7d125 No.10098
6cd530 No.10099
There is a confirmed bully in this thread what are you doing ahhhhh
930e59 No.10100
I'm probably just mis-remembering :^)
b1cce0 No.10101
>>10099
we're all bullies lad
e6a7f1 No.10102
>>10090
>>10091
Mine's actually been quiet and uneventful as well. Parents went to the concert as planned, I wasn't even needed tbh could have stayed at home and done work.
Berlin was… Munich. No really, it was almost exactly like Munich with more graffiti, rubbish on the streets and bad weather. Almost same dialect, the architecture was both ugly and pretty I felt like there was a dissonance when they threw all styles known to man on one street but some people love it I guess and almost same amount of migrants. Slightly more maybe. They also have le London two level buses, just in yellow, and the underground isn't really underground but outside. But we have that too.
Oddly I almost always heard sirens tbh, at least on the west side. East Berlin was quiter.
It has degeneracy, but Munich isn't different. Other than having gay bars at every street. Berlin has antifa, so does Munich. The streets and buildings are probably bigger and everything costs less.
I'd like to come again, two days aren't enough time to see it all. But I couldn't live there. But it wasn't as bad as everyone told me.
Saw an actual gay couple kissing tho, so probs to that Berlin you fucking shithole.
660e29 No.10103
>>10101
I guess you're right, lad. But some of us wouldn't want to be intentionally mean tbh.
>>10102
Well that was boring. It just sounds like impending doom.
9baee7 No.10104
>>10099
Who lad? Did someone post about us on /brit/?
>>10102
>Oddly I almost always heard sirens tbh
At least the whole city hasn't been made a police no-go zone.
It's weird how you always find the biggest concentrations of gays next to all the muslims who want them dead.
02f310 No.10105
>>10104
>Who lad? Did someone post about us on /brit/?
No, I just assumed the (1) lad was a bully, and Monarch is probably bored in the weekend tbh.
>It's weird how you always find the biggest concentrations of gays next to all the muslims who want them dead.
Most of the degeneracy are in the cities and that's where most of the migrants are placed tbh
5a1bc9 No.10106
>>10103
>Well that was boring. It just sounds like impending doom.
Yeah but I'm used to that. What Munich doesn't have though is the high amount of depression you feel by just being in it. I feel like the victim of a vampire now.
dd6982 No.10107
b0f1f8 No.10108
>>10106
Yeah I know exactly how you feel. Or, well I think I do
250168 No.10109
>>10107
why aren't you wearing your flag lad
835ee7 No.10110
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Lads, Lasses,
Why do we find others misfortune amusing? Is it empathy?
0e9e3d No.10111
>>10110
Think that's the opposite of empathy, lad. Top kek
0b2631 No.10112
>>10110
Jewish comedians condition us to derive gratification from the misery of others.
693d82 No.10113
>>10109
why didn't you give me a (you)
someone irl saw this page on my computer so purged myself from the board
7f0d6c No.10114
>>10091
>mfw I forgot I already knew who you are and though I didn't know yet and remembered just now again
what's wrong with me lad
462678 No.10115
>>10114
How did you find out the first time? I don't think I dropped any major hints before now.
I want my flag back tbh.
802bdb No.10116
>>10110
cant tell if freezing or boiling
310b01 No.10117
>>10113
LAD
but you told this was happening for a long time already and you didn't care, why does it matter now?
Also is it really bad if they know?
b79a93 No.10118
>>10114
You looked sick in those two pictures you posted, lass
7a6f39 No.10119
>>10117
oh hi lass you back from holidays?
2082a8 No.10120
>>10115
What happened to your flag, lass?
37219f No.10121
>>10120
I had to abandon it for my own safety on /newbritpolitics/ and now here. Didn't want to make it easy to bully me.
8e0209 No.10122
>>10115
Was about to ask you if you would post with your flag if you could but I thought it would give it away
**I just thought once about where you went since I don't see you on /brit/ anymore and then it clicked in my head but I wasn't sure. Then you posted that ITT and I remembered again.
I never drew you even though I planned tbh, maybe I'll get to that.**
a3e3e4 No.10123
>all this drama and flag swapping
wew guys comeon
aa5375 No.10124
>>10121
Understandable, lass. You can just ignore it and they'd get bored though.
84a16e No.10125
>>10119
Yeah lad. Posted quick rundown already tbh. How's your weekend?
>>10121
fucked spoilers up again
Lad I really don't think you'll be bullied on /brit/ for that.
aa6563 No.10126
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Hallo all tbh
Found a nice vid of Nige tbh, was nice to watch it.
163b14 No.10127
>>10125
IF you read the thread you'll see its not going to grand tbh
cc6609 No.10128
>>10117
>but you told this was happening for a long time already and you didn't care, why does it matter now?
wew did I? yeah it is kinda bad I wouldn't want anyone going on the site after seeing the page and looking at the address to go reading through my shitposts tbh and seeing what I am like lol.
8f8e6c No.10129
ef3a55 No.10130
12ecfb No.10131
>>10106
Exactly how I felt tbh. Glad to know Munich isn't like that.
>>10110
You're probably a sociopath lad.
>>10129
Hi isn't filtered tbh
but hi
eaba5c No.10132
102130 No.10133
1e8db6 No.10134
30e8b0 No.10135
ad9e62 No.10137
>>10133
I did that intentionally tbh, I never say "h ello"
>>10132
No, the BO, Hertslad
233a6b No.10138
>>10124
>>10125
It's true that they won't be able to pull up anything embarrassing on me but it would still be depressing if they gave me the Herts treatment anyway. I might upload the flag at some point though, it's just sitting on my hard drive.
>>10126
Hail Herts lad.
9e90ee No.10139
>>10136
negar musik ist verboten
9f7337 No.10140
>>10118
didn't notice you replied to me
what do you mean lad
>>10131
No lad Munich is not much better. You'll hate it as much. Also it's getting worse here.
>>10138
But you'll have to come out of hiding sooner or later. Feel like a Jew during Nazi Germany smh.
3b9b91 No.10141
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>>10139
this tbh. RIP WESLEY YOU HERO
0d1b8b No.10142
>>10139
its a good song man
418e8d No.10143
>>10140
>what do you mean lad
You asked what was wrong with you and I pointed out that you looked a bit sick, lass
>>10140
>Feel like a Jew during Nazi Germany smh.
Every day in the life of a Welsh lad
e8dcd9 No.10144
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>>10141
*cries* I miss him lads. sorry
3d293a No.10145
>>10134
>>10137
>>10138
Thank you lads tbh
I like the HH greeting
>>10140
I still need to go to Bavaria at least once I think.
Don't know how you survive there though, when I ran into some Turks in Kreuzberg when I went to Berlin it was dreadful. Turks are a lot worse than pakis imo.
461427 No.10146
>>10145
did you hear of my degeneracy last night?
47417f No.10147
>>10142
tbh lad, I was just memiing
142f09 No.10148
>>10147
i know i just dont want to feel bad so im ocupying my mind
e08067 No.10149
>>10143
Just lack of better images on my laptop. It was a rhetorical question, I'm just tired overall but I'm fine.
>>10145
>Kreuzberg
I'm not surprised, but what happened
b179e8 No.10150
Dinner, lads and lasses. Seems like my stepniece has already forgiven me so I don't have to apologise, r-right?
bd91e3 No.10151
>>10150
why did she apoligise
27d505 No.10153
0f12f4 No.10154
>>10146
I had a quick look
I don't blame you tbh, if it weren't you it would've been someone else
But tell your friend what a slag she is without directly implicating yourself, he needs to hear it
>>10149
Tried to scam me out of some cash. Wasn't having any of it of course. Plus they just smell and look bad. It's just unpleasant being around them.
03c34d No.10155
>>10150
how do you know lad?
81ae8e No.10156
>>10150
Apologise anyway. You need to be a good example of manhood for her.
4414d4 No.10157
>>10150
She's a little girl. Apologise or she'll never learn to.
be2250 No.10158
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>10154
thanks for not jumping down my throat for it
ive told him lots of times and he knows she touches me up alot
not gunna say anything i just want it to go away
21983e No.10159
>>10158
If he knows what a slag she is and still won't do anything then it's on him for not giving her the boot tbh
She's probably only cheating because he's a weak cuck
4b1d3d No.10160
>>10159
hes a great guy honestly which just makes it worse tbh
49925c No.10161
>>10150
oh shit she's already born? or is this some joke?
aa28f6 No.10162
>>10160
I have quite a few friends who like this tbh, they are great but it's life. They need to be taught a lesson, it's for their own good. Let it run its course but if you think she's going to tell him about you + her then make sure to tell him first.
63237c No.10163
>>10161
She's the girl that the single mummy had before shacking up with his brother.
The new one seems to be taking it's sweet time. Maybe it's waiting for Article 50.
569e05 No.10164
Hail Herts lads, I'm having a unproductive day, mind if I squat here for a bit?
e6fcd5 No.10165
>>10162
based herts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DID I FUCKING DO THAT FUCK
b20ecb No.10166
>>10163
Alright thanks. What did 22 do to her?
b6164a No.10167
>>10164
Sure thing tbh
>>10165
Thanks lad
edae3a No.10168
>>10167
T-thanks lad. Sorry for bullying you.
8f535f No.10169
4754ad No.10170
>>10168
You bullied me? Who be ye?
As long as you're not Monarch you're welcome here tbh
1dcdd2 No.10171
>>10166
He was a vicious bully. It was shocking.
0b0064 No.10172
Tbf to 22, kids are dumb as fuck. Not his fault he's a bit spergy. That said, you do have to laugh that kind of stuff off around kids. Giving them low confidence isn't good lad, should apologise.
>>10170
I'm not Monarch lad. Honestly. Swear down on the Quran.
Nah I'm only messing it was only light banter on the day it happened and I'm not a tripfag.
b476af No.10173
8a7755 No.10174
fca43c No.10175
>>10174
*teleports behind you*
*kills you*
Smh lad why'd you make me do it?
bff0d2 No.10176
458098 No.10177
44aaec No.10178
>>10177
I keep pissing lad, it's annoying me.
349be8 No.10179
>>10177
ds3 tbh
how you doing?
410ab9 No.10180
>>10178
smh thats weird lad.
>>10179
not great but im watchin youtube
a4fd95 No.10181
Regarding Neo's OC request, I'm not doing it now due to work but I'm slowly starting to sort out who should be who. Obviously George will be Herts, but what should the banner say for example.
e00bbc No.10182
>>10177
Checked lad.
>>10180
>not great
What's wrong lad?
ac452b No.10183
>>10151
I apologised for saying that she wasn't cute.
>>10155
She acted like she was enjoying my company
>>10157
>>10156
>>10172
I did, lads and lass. She didn't even think about it and said she understood I was joking. Wew. Smart little lass.
>>10161
Stepniece, lass. I'm not related to her.
>>10163
>The new one seems to be taking it's sweet time. Maybe it's waiting for Article 50.
Top kek. See now I laughed again tbh.
>>10171
I was just trying the banter memi, lass.
65373c No.10184
a95794 No.10185
>>10181
"For banter and shitposts."
38ad85 No.10186
>>10182
>What's wrong lad?
kek im not going through it again.
>>10183
>I apologised for saying that she wasn't cute.
good lad
>>10184
its not great
818832 No.10188
>>10181
"For Board and Shitpost" and "IT IS OUR NATIVIST DUTY TO GUARD AGAINST THE CIVIC HORDES"
6ea32a No.10189
>>10181
"No Skypes or Discords, Only Man."
8fdbc2 No.10190
48fe2b No.10191
>>10187
so far >>10185 was better. >>10188 I like too but maybe it should be "civic duty". Who should the woman be? Neo's avatar?
c1d135 No.10192
>>10191
i dont really want it to be associated with a man who pretends to be a girl tbh
2cfbc9 No.10193
>>10181
that's cool
got no ideas tbh
>>10183
nice lad
>>10189
8)
236750 No.10194
>>10191
Who is Neo lad? I only know Herts and 22.
c51376 No.10195
>>10192
But he's doing it ironically
c98312 No.10196
>>10182
>>10185
No flag.
>>10186
>kek im not going through it again.
I get you.
>>10183
>I apologised for saying that she wasn't cute.
Good lad, did you tell here you were just making a joke but it wasn't funny?
>>2918
Linking to this to see the pic. Can't see the bottom sentence.
353286 No.10197
4b93be No.10198
>>10195
yeah but still.
>>10196
>I get you.
sorry because of my headache i dont understand what you mean by this
857150 No.10199
>>10196
>Good lad, did you tell here you were just making a joke but it wasn't funny?
Kind of. I didn't say that it wasn't funny tbh
3edb29 No.10200
>>10197
LAAAAAAAAD I mean who as in who they are, I've seen their trip. Are they from /brit/? Are they a trap? Is it the daftie lass? This is a foreign land to me.
633ff5 No.10201
>>10196
>>10191
>>10185
>>10181
"It is our holy duty to guard against the bully moderators."
4b7759 No.10202
>>10198
>sorry because of my headache i dont understand what you mean by this
I meant, I understand that you are still upset about the issue you were having earlier.
1702da No.10203
>>10200
Why do you need to know more than that it's Neo lass? I only really know her from this board but she posts on /brit/ too.
490997 No.10204
>>10200
are you the rudd poster who seal posted alot lad?
e2afdd No.10205
cb1aa6 No.10206
>>10199
It wasn't funny though lad.
804b3a No.10207
8946a8 No.10208
Going to have a shower, I'll be back in a bit.
>>10191
It could be you tbh, but if this avatar fits the shape better then sure. I initially imagined that the board's users would be in place of all the racial caricatures around the sides in various forms.
a8ea63 No.10209
>>10206
>>10207
I know it wasn't funny, lads. I didn't claim it was so why would I say it wasn't smh. I just didn't think of it
ffb701 No.10210
>>10203
Curiosity lad stop bullying me smh.
>>10204
No lad this is my first time here. Just flicking through flags to post with. Gonna stick with this one I think.
8692af No.10211
>>10188
Shouldn't that be the other way around?
e49b76 No.10212
cade87 No.10213
8abd80 No.10214
>>10201
I already go with "it's our Civic duty to hold back the nativist hordes" but we can poal it.
>>10208
I wanted to be the lass in the crowd below tbh, and I already know who I put there.
cf9dfa No.10215
>>10211
Lad I'm gonna join National Action and piss on you for this post. I've got the stones and the bladder for it. I've got 50 confirmed pissings already, you're fucking getting pee pee'd on kiddo.
b567e6 No.10216
>>10209
Should have told her it wasn't funny tbh.
>>10213
Same lad.
>>10214
>I already go with "it's our Civic duty to hold back the nativist hordes" but we can poal it.
Whatever lass it's your OC do as you like.
6e85ea No.10217
>>10181
"DEATH TO BULLIES" tbh
Sounds like a good project.
4bdd47 No.10218
>>10217
should the bell and stones just stay?
8aaeb6 No.10219
>>10218
Up to you but I don't see why not.
f214d8 No.10220
There's a cat killer in my area, but scary lads
44c201 No.10221
961405 No.10222
>BBC trying to spin the Orly airport attacker as being under the influence
Oh fuck off.
d5f266 No.10223
>>10208
Have a nice shower, lass. Don't drown or set yourself on fire.
>>10216
>Should have told her it wasn't funny tbh.
Why, lad?
9122c9 No.10224
>>10220
kill him lad, be saviour of the cats
02e8d5 No.10225
>>10220
Animal abusers and killers are not human tbh, kill him
4ab4f9 No.10226
>>10224
10K reward for information leading to arrest so…
67bd43 No.10227
>>10220
What would you do if you found out that it was you but you were having memory blackouts just as you were hovering above your first human victim with a knife in hand?
1fe9e0 No.10228
>>10220
kill cats with him lad
3c3f3c No.10229
>>10225
> killers are not human
> kill him
>>10226
you know hat to do
>>10227
woah lad…..
f6a636 No.10230
>>10220
If he kills stray cats it's fine. They breed a lot
a04da5 No.10231
>>10227
Wow lad maybe it's a group of people pretending to be one?
998ebf No.10232
>>10229
To defeat the inhuman you must become inhuman
tbh I meant animal kiillers
d1cfbf No.10233
>>10228
replied to PM, lad
c57b9b No.10234
>>10232
>animal killers aren't human
>eats meat
LAD
9f52f8 No.10236
>>10229
Sorry lad been watching psychological films lately and just sprang to mind.
>>10231
>Deflecting blame
I FUCKING KNEW IT. YOU LITTLE CAT ABUSER.
Ta for the ten grand though.
You should actually investigate lad, could be your local MPs making satanic sacrifices depending upon where you live.
a7b98d No.10237
>>10234
Killing domesticated animals is wrong tbh, wild ones are fair game
c82c47 No.10238
might mash the left over roasties together and see what happens tbh
80d4c1 No.10239
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
What did Joe mean by this?
cf363a No.10240
>>10238
>roasties
LAD
>>10237
But we eat domesticated animals, lad
94cf85 No.10241
>>10236
Lad, I might ask my mates about solving this mystery and making a cheeky ten grand
46e986 No.10242
>>10241
go for it lad, itll be like scooby doo or persona 4
4800aa No.10243
>>10240
Cows and shit don't count tbh
47a8f7 No.10244
>>10239
If he's on about Adam Walker of the BNP, it's understandable
>In September 2012, Walker was given a six month suspended jail sentence and twelve month driving ban for an incident on 23 April 2011, in which he verbally abused three schoolboys, who were between the ages of 10 and 12, chasing them in his Land Rover Discovery and slashing the tyres on their bikes with a sheath knife.
Not to mention he fits Joe's profile of a state spy, he has army experience. Five years as a tanker in what was the Royal Hussars, now the Light Dragoons.
bcf177 No.10245
>>10244
fuck me what a nutter
c28889 No.10246
Former BNP leader Nick Griffin says he hopes to emigrate within 'the next six months'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nick-griffin-bnp-emigrate-hungary-next-six-months-british-national-party-a7638131.html
>“There's already a sort of nationalist emigre community building up here,” he said. “There's French, there's Italians and Swedes, and Brits as well, so it's only a trickle at present.
>“I have no doubt at all that when the trouble really begins with al-Qaeda and Isis in western Europe, that trickle is going to become a flood.”
When will we rid British Nationalism of dafties like Nick? They've been infected with the huwhite yank virus.
6d6c98 No.10247
>>10245
Eh I don't mind him, he was alright for a bit, had some based moments.
>Before becoming party chairman, Walker had been the BNP's deputy chairman. He described Britain in a November 2013 speech as a "multicultural shithole".
> He further said that Britons were facing "ethnic cleansing."
>Commenting on a fire bombing of a synagogue in Germany by a Muslim, Walker said, "While out campaigning several months ago, I spoke to a Jewish man who stated that he was considering moving with his family to Israel in light of the rising anti-Jewish sentiment from Muslims. We don’t have an Israel, I said – we lose Britain, we’ve lost everything!"
0bcd82 No.10248
>>10246
>British Nationalist emigrates
wtf I love principles now
d46676 No.10249
>>10246
I don't hold it against him tbh. He had a shot at saving the country and failed, so now he's looking after his own interests.
9b63d0 No.10250
>>10248
tbh I could never do it, I'd get too homesick.
>>10249
True but it sets a bad example. He's just daft tbh, at least his heart is in the right place.
c78b94 No.10251
>>10241
Good lad. Just be careful. Spoons at the ready at all times. Don't do the horror movie shit where you split up to look for clues either.
4572b5 No.10252
>>>/pol/9528682
*cringe intensifies*
d21eef No.10254
made this yesterday dont remember if i posted it here
9ce56b No.10255
2220c4 No.10256
>>10252
>Muh blonde hair blue eyes
Steiner was right. They always fucking do it. But they do have a point, women do shape social opinion massively.
>>10253
>He doesn't know time is a wheel
WHY AREN'T YOU SEEING THE WHEELS LAD?
cdd694 No.10257
>>10256
>WHY AREN'T YOU SEEING THE WHEELS LAD?
you mean ill repeat this life all over again? ill be here for eternity?
93f6ba No.10258
>>10256
It's all the spics, niggers, and fedoras on there.
>women do shape social opinion massively.
It's mostly the men, women will just go along with whatever the norm is. Mass media tricks them into thinking the norm is loony leftism, that's all. Women used to be more socially conservative than men.
de4303 No.10259
>>10257
Exactly lad, you're fucked. I made it so.
>>10258
I mean today, back in the day men shaped social opinion absolutely. Women have more power in certain aspects than men do now. In the legal system. They're convinced they don't need saving so nationalism has zero appeal right now to them since they think they're soopwa stwonk wonder women.
ace6e4 No.10260
>>10259
The problem is more cucked men tbh. If men everywhere put their foot down and stopped giving a shit what women thought then women's opinions would likely shift back to what they used to be. Women do have more power in some aspects but they're inherent followers, not shapers of opinion.
a76f90 No.10261
>>10260
I've started training myself on this by doing it to my brother's girlfriend tbh
af645a No.10263
>>10261
Good lad tbh
Off for din dins now
208f62 No.10265
>>10260
I know lad, I get what you're saying but there's some who are set in their ways and might spread dissent amongst the ranks as we're making good ground. It's a vicious cycle.
850f86 No.10266
>>10263
have agood dinner, hail herts
ffe4ed No.10267
>>10263
>din dins
what the heck is this memi everyone uses now
b18328 No.10268
c60af3 No.10269
>>10267
What do you say, lass?
a62253 No.10270
>>10267
It's British slang for Dinner you fucking bully.
437e24 No.10271
>>10267
Din dins is the child-speak version of dinner. It was popularised here by mummyposters.
04737b No.10272
>>10262
based
DEJU VU
>>10267
you're a memi
c01c8b No.10273
>>10269
fucking dinner. or an evening snack/meal since I don't eat dinner. Why use a baby-speak word.
>>10270
It just sounds stupid.
>>10271
>mummyposters
Explains it then.
1d3dfd No.10275
>>10271
>tfw too embarrassed to mummypost in the lasses' company
who /goodboy/ here?
>>10273
>fucking dinner. or an evening snack/meal since I don't eat dinner. Why use a baby-speak word.
ahhhhhhhh
cabaeb No.10276
>joke to half-gypo m8 about getting his mum to magyck up who the cat killer is
>he jokingly shouts down to her to do it
>she comes into his room and starts talking about ow she probably could do it
West country folk are wild.
3ea084 No.10278
>>10276
need all the help you can get lad, go for it
cefef6 No.10279
>>10277
Coming for you now tbh. It's over.
a06bb7 No.10280
>Pewdiepie watched Alex Jones again
wew
0012dc No.10281
>>10275
You are a good boy lad, and it's okay to mummypost a bit because it's adorable. It only gets bad when people start spamming red text and blaming mummy for all their problems in impotent rage.
776fc8 No.10283
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
4093cc No.10287
>>10281
>and it's okay to mummypost a bit because it's adorable.
I think I've lost the touch though. Haven't really been D E V I L I S H lately and I don't eat sweets anymore.
>It only gets bad when people start spamming red text and blaming mummy for all their problems in impotent rage.
Yeah that's probably why I ended up stopping. I got done venting about it tbh. I'll still blame my parents now and again though smh.
48bcd3 No.10288
>Slow cook bottom of belly pork
>High grill the top to get a nice crispy crust
>Five spices to season it
Why am I just the fucking best at cooking lads?
>>10282
Are you the daftie lass?
74d7df No.10289
>>10283
Nice, lad. Screaming for mummy immediately got you a (You) from both the lasses. I'll look dumb if I try to do it now though smh
c2aaa6 No.10290
>>10288
>Getting Hitler dubs on my own post about cooking
Pretty much fucking confirmed.
b3d12f No.10292
>>10288
who /onlyeatwelldoneruinedmeat/ here? I just don't like seeing the red/pink inside. Please forgive me
188b41 No.10295
>>10294
i want to marry that girl tbh
942e6e No.10296
>>10292
I used to eat it well done when I had no money and could only buy cheap steaks. Work your way down if you feel curious lad. Blue rare was a weird experience but it was okay. I do love a good medium rare now though.
It all depends on the cut really lad. No judgements from me though.
>>10294
>Smoking
Lass…
ad4926 No.10297
>>10284
>>10286
YOURE MAKING ME ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10288
sounds nice lad give me some crackling
>>10289
motherly instincts tbh
>>10291
lad…
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10292
*kills you*
>>10295
alice is actually mental lad
8b31a3 No.10298
>>10295
But she's a feminist cunt and only has a semi-good voice. But I dunno what she does now that she left the jew looking dude from CC.
0343a2 No.10299
now I have vocal damage and it's all your fault
36f17c No.10300
>>10297
>>10298
sorry lads i didnt know that was anyone famous i just thought she looked hot in that gif tbh
6c533e No.10301
>>10296
*lights cigarette*
3005b4 No.10302
02122d No.10303
>>10297
>motherly instincts tbh
>tfw you scream for mummy while driving but nobody can hear you inside your car
88aae0 No.10304
>>10278
Don't want to sell my soul for 10 grand tho
a57beb No.10305
>>10301
*lights cigarette* hey, lass. I'm cool
313e68 No.10306
>>10297
I would lad but I have to save some for the muvver when she comes in from work.
>>10301
*shakes head at you*
smh lad.
829fca No.10307
>>10300
fair enuff
>>10301
*comes on stage an hour late and then falls on the floor and lies there for a while and starts crawling around*
>>10303
rent-a-mummy lad
a49d90 No.10308
>>10297
Time for the naughty step.
7df907 No.10309
67ed28 No.10310
>>10301
*teleports behind you*
3defb9 No.10311
>>10276
Westcountry is the best country, lad aside from Wales of course
05cef5 No.10312
>>10299
that's two of us get it
>>10307
WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIIIDE
HOLD MEEE
DON'T HOLD MEEE
>>10305
Lad that's not good for you
9d0bf1 No.10313
>>10267
It's just ironic slang tbh, I know people who do it irl too
>thread devolves into mummyposting
what have I done
b1b2f3 No.10314
39d5bf No.10315
>>10314
>that coverage
I think it's just multiple people tbh
e8a3f7 No.10316
>>10309
Well I mean if I can find out without selling my soul I'd be done to use some scrying.
2a4a26 No.10317
*cries inaudibly in the corner while the loud child receives all the attention*
35fd0c No.10318
Who /swarthypaganfaggot/ here?
75dae7 No.10319
>>10312
>Lad that's not good for you
Don't worry lass I only do it when I'm really stressed wew
92d165 No.10320
>>10318
Me tbh lad. It's hard being a Paki in England.
498bf8 No.10321
Dice should be enabled now btw
>>10317
lel
>>10318
Who /albinochristianstraightguy/ here?
96b05f No.10322
>>10317
There there lad, don't cry.
>>10318
Not me lad, I'm a pale christian heterosexual.
60d029 No.10323
>>10308
I DONT WANNA
*throws gamecube at you*
>>10312
>CC2 was 7 years ago
ahhhhhh
>>10314
wew
>>10317
*screams louder while beating you up and says you started it*
>>10318
SPY
157790 No.10324
>>10318
CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY
dd7e33 No.10325
>>10315
Has to be, they're famous for mutilations and decapitations, might be something…Spooky…
7be256 No.10326
>>10321
>Dice should be enabled now btw
oh good lad thanks
dunno when I should try the risk game tbh want to when there's more people but hard to know when there's the most
37318f No.10327
>>>/pol/9525707
>it's a general now
SAVE ME FROM THIS BOERCUCKERY REEEEEEEEE
>>10325
It's likely a few serial killers in the making tbh, stay safe out there fam
>>10326
np lad
a5ba3d No.10328
>>10323
>*throws gamecube at you*
I love my gamecube you little shit, you're definitely going on the step now. And crying will only make it longer.
aefa98 No.10329
>>10327
BOER PRIDE WORLD WIDE
eb1bbd No.10330
>>10275
>too embarressed to use mummy speak
MUMMY
>>10318
>ywn be employed by Romans to cut down uppity frogs across the channel
>ywn barter with a local cheiftain for his daughters hand in wedlock
>ywn lay waste to Roman supply lines with your ragtag warband of battle scarred Britons
>tfw you will watch the cities burn from a log cabin in a valley
>tfw you will sell your animals, crops and services to whoever survives, provided they are white british ethnically
>tfw you enforce, defend and travel between white enclaves like an English Turner Diaries
My van is less creepy now tbh lads, it has tasteful carpetting instead of reflective bubblewrap.
>>10324
inshaallah brother
>>10311
WEST SUSSEX, GODS OWN COUNTRY
longest post ever even Im fucking lost tbh
dc8299 No.10331
>>10323
>*screams louder while beating you up and says you started it*
ahhhhhhhh
>that time your brother came after you with a hammer
>that time your brother came after you with a knife
>that time your brother shattered a glass on your head
I swear he's a pscyhopath
>>10322
>There there lad, don't cry.
*stops crying when I get attention*
3c21e8 No.10332
>>10328
>I love my gamecube
Good taste tbh lass
342e79 No.10333
I found a skateboard in a park lads
968320 No.10334
>tfw u forget to take your trip off
rip me lads tbh
2afb3c No.10335
>>10333
It's yours now, lad. Trips agree
25a9ea No.10336
>>10334
MISSION FAILED WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TOIME
1a5356 No.10337
>>10327
The Boers are descended from the Bog Germans, which is close enough to regular Germans for /yankpol/ who love an excuse to hate the Brits.
800663 No.10338
>>10337
I'm hurt lad ;~;
>>10336
I wasn't even meming ngl
>>10327
Most likely just a bunch of sociopaths and psychos.
ac84d9 No.10339
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>>10327
>tfw
love how they put imkikeifys avatar there
>>10328
REEEEEEEEEEEE
*goes to the step and sulks* you made me do this
>>10331
fucking hell did he actually do that? crazy tbh
2bc231 No.10341
318489 No.10342
>>10337
They'll cuck for anyone who's white. Hence their attitude on the taigs and Rhodesia. The Rhodesia one is very interesting since the white Rhodesians were still Anglos. Then they blame ordinary Brits even though they supported Rhodesia. Just doesn't fucking make sense. Yanks need to be genocided and their culture destroyed tbh
>>10338
It always is tbh
>>10339
Was wondering what is up with that, I think kampfy might actually be BO at this point.
7c56e9 No.10343
>>10337
And I thought bog germans were one of our few historical allies on the continent.
>>10340
Wew, good lad for posting it though.
affbce No.10344
>>10339
>fucking hell did he actually do that? crazy tbh
Yeah. He was violent and I could never tell whether we were still playing or if he had gone into a murderous rage smh
6da3d6 No.10346
>>10343
>And I thought bog germans were one of our few historical allies on the continent.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Dutch_Wars
We helped them gain independence and they repaid us with this shit. The Dutchman is NOT your friend.
176aff No.10347
65f26e No.10349
>>10341
ahhhh definitely not enough for risk tonight then smh
>>10342
>I think kampfy might actually be BO at this point.
dear GOD
>>10344
damn lad.. did he ever properly hurt you?
>>10345
not sure if I want to know what degeneracy that was in response to tbh
2b7d2a No.10350
>>10349
It's a theory that's been floated around. I think it's true.
501435 No.10351
>>10349
>damn lad.. did he ever properly hurt you?
No. I locked myself in the bathroom until my parents came home. He tried to smash the door in with the hammer though. I was surprised the glass shattering didn't hurt me. I was painful, but I didn't get a single cut.
fdf168 No.10352
>>10343
>English
>Dutch
>friends
wew lad, have you never heard of English language terms like "double Dutch" and "going Dutch" and "Dutch courage"?
3d9aa3 No.10353
>>10350
/pol/ is officially dead, there's no getting back from that. the mongrel bastard
>>10351
wew that's pretty scary, full on here's johnny
821ffb No.10354
>Get halfway through dinner
>Only eat it because Mum worries when I spend all day drinking with little to eat
>Realise I'm not that hungry
ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
dce63e No.10355
>>10354
Are you a day drinker then lad?
05d9da No.10356
>>10353
/pol/ has been dead for a while.
e44f8a No.10357
>>10355
I mean like actual fluids lad, I only drink booze in the Summer and in the colder parts of Winter.
1c547c No.10358
>>10356
yea him being BO is good marker for it tho
338648 No.10359
>tfw everyone shit talks the boers and no one notices my reply.
sad tbh
86dc6b No.10360
>>10356
Theres still use for it lad. Its gone to shit but Im sure its intentional to drive us away.
96fcb2 No.10361
>>10353
>/pol/ is run by a smelly brown mutt
>all non-regional /pol/ board alternatives are completely dead
Aaaaaaaaaaah.
b3c4f2 No.10362
>>10353
If I ever see the turk hotpocket in Munich, what should I do? just to be sure
dcddcf No.10363
>>10359
Didn't understand your reply tbh. Are you an actual Rhodesian? My grandparents on one side were farmers in Tanzania.
7beefc No.10364
>>10361
Joe would be proud. We're all going local
97eaa8 No.10365
>>10358
I don't know for sure but I'm confident of it. No proof though
>>10359
Have a (You) lad
>>10360
To each their own but honestly it's impossible to have a real discussion there unless you're prepared to cuck for the jerries/boers/taigs/yanks and if you speak out against daftyism you'll get silenced. It's also mostly just news now, we can do that here without all the autistic yanks.
>>10362
Kill him lass, shouldn't even have to ask smh
871f6e No.10366
>>10362
Keep a safe distance from him unless you want to get your virgin pucci
ROACHED
by force.
594e80 No.10367
>>10361
There is /polk/ but that's even worse in many respects.
47de28 No.10368
32e2fa No.10369
>>10361
depressing tbh. so far away from the original idea when we moved in the exodus.
>>10362
do what needs to be done lass.. call the police and report him as a thought-criminal and leader of a NAZI forum
dad372 No.10371
>>10365
Thats fair lad. The shills have done a good job dividing and conquering us. Theres now so many that wherever /pol/ (yanks, us, krauts, everyone) move to, the shills will follow.
fd7a8c No.10372
>>10371
There are a good deal of d&c shills that have had a big effect. Our traditional way of using banter involves poking fun at others but that of course is now 'd&c'. Although I do genuinely hate America.
f68337 No.10373
>>10369
this seems like best answer though I'd have to microwave my own laptop first or they'll try and search my memis
1a4c61 No.10374
Lads, Lasses,
I have a question. Been talking to a lass who used to be happy but now seems a bit sad at times, she keeps telling me that no one can understand what she going through and that she doesn't know how to explain it.
How do I get her past this?
fed26a No.10375
>Song I'm listening to makes me think of all the little one off moments I've had with women I don't really speak to or I've never known
>Appreciate the little strange interactions more than the full blown relationships I've had
What's wrong with me?
7233da No.10376
>>10374
Empathise with her.
>>10375
It's natural to think of what could've been, lad.
8d50b6 No.10377
MOST IMPORTANT POAL IN YOUR LIFE
http://poal.me/xlcafk
http://poal.me/xlcafk
if at least 3 say yes we can do it tbh and I'll make the thread. please thx if you don't know how to play I will help you it's really easy and FUN and I will give you sweeties *shilling intensifies*
>>10373
true true, holding illegal memis is a criminal offence in some places /brit/
5bafe4 No.10378
>>10374
Tell her to try wew
Never had a gf and only had a female friend for a short time, I am sure the lasses knows what to do
07c5ad No.10379
>>10374
Sorry lad Im not Jeremy Kyle tbh.
335813 No.10380
>>10377
ITS THE BEST GAME EVER YOU WILL HAVE THE MOST FUN YOUVE EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE AND YOUR DOPAMINE RECEPTORS WILL BE BEYOND REPAIR
b6ad4c No.10381
>>10378
All i wrote back was,
"I wish you could explain it."
>>10376
10195e No.10382
>>10374
Just hang out around her long enough, maybe drop a few "I wish you looked happier" or something like that and eventually she'll get comfy enough to tell you. But the result might be uneventful and you find yourself not really caring. That's normal. Also she might still be sad then, depends on what the problem is.
6c92c1 No.10383
>>10381
You have probably fucked up tbh
But don't worry about it
30cedc No.10384
>>10380
Sounds risky tbh lad, I like my receptors and whatnot as they are.
4b1835 No.10385
>>10380
>DOPAMINE RECEPTORS WILL BE BEYOND REPAIR
already are tbh
tbh
08a818 No.10386
>>10383
really, oh shit, I thought I was being just the right amount of respectful.
d9646e No.10387
>changing your vote from ok to no
>>10384
was just hyping it up tbh they won't really burn out
>>10385
THEN THEY WILL GROW BACK AND DIE AGAIN
2150fb No.10388
>>10386
As I said, you need to empathise with her.What you said was pretty much the opposite. Show here that you truly understand how she feels and reciprocate that feeling. Don't worry about fucking up tbh
Then again idk what the problem is so I may be wrong
7d409d No.10389
>>10387
alright lad I'll play
ee6cc2 No.10390
>>10389
good lad. you can always trust a >(1) tbh
db6fb7 No.10391
>>10381
>wrote
Oh, that's a whole new game then. It's easier when face to face, do you see her irl at all? How much do you hang out?
232f1e No.10392
>>10390
I'm only a (1) because I reset my router, I posted obi wan earlier.
1faebf No.10394
0a834c No.10395
if you voted ok can you please reply to this post so I know you're not a spy messing up the poal to mess with me tbh, probably should have asked in the thread anyway instead of doing a poal but whatever
4388c1 No.10396
>>10391
I don't see her very much anymore, she doesn't really do much anymore. She has a short temper so I pitter patter around her, I want her to voluntarily reveal her 'problem'.
5a618f No.10397
>>10376
>Will never get to relive the moment on the bus a redheaded stranger qt with big green eyes asked me if she could borrow one of my headphones to listen to Lower Than Atlantis song I was jamming to
>Halfway in she asked me to restart the song
>Was one of their slower songs with the main singer and a woman singing it together
>She started singing
>She told me in between verses telling me to join in
>We did a little duet and the married couple with a baby in front of us clapped for us
>Asked me if I had any other songs
>My autism kicked in and I said no
>I did
>Tried to talk about the married couple's kid
>Told her I had no interest in starting a family yet when she asked me if I wanted any kids
>I did
>She said okay and went back to staring out the window
>She'd look back at me every now and then, smiling, her smile eventually fading away
>She got off the bus
>Waved at her
>The smile came back to her face
These feels are the heaviest.
3471cc No.10398
>>10397
>that missed opportunity staring you right in the face
808355 No.10401
>>10396
Then just wait until she (if) tel it herself, that's probably the only way. And maybe write "I'll really try to understand it" or whatever. Are you just curious or do you want to make her less sad? Idk if a girl feels like she can talk with someone about her stuff and it's nothing that'll get her in danger she is likely to.
Beware, there might be a wall of text once you get her started.
>>10397
whoah lad wtf
1413f8 No.10402
>>10401
That's what I've been doing, she's told me about her problems in the past, always voluntarily. I just want her to feel less sad tbh.
a153dc No.10403
9ccf9e No.10404
>>10398
>College student fag
>Almost fell for the University memi
>Nearly became a normie
>Avoided all forms of commitment
>Got sick and my life went a different route
I know it's no excuse but it is what it is.
>>10399
>>10400
lads…
>>10401
no bully lass pls
e889bc No.10405
2d2e4e No.10407
RISK THREAD
*kidnaps you all and forces you to play*
>>10406
>>10406
>>10406
>>10406
2c847f No.10408
>>10395
bad news lad looks like everyone except me was rusing and I dont even know how to play. Have you asked /brit/?
8065d2 No.10409
>>10404
I didn't even think about bullying you lad, this made me feel too.
>>10402
Just appeal to make her less sad from now to then, I don't know you should know her better so you'll also know what would make her insecure. Sorry I'm not a help lad and hope she shares it with you. Probably just give it time.
928213 No.10411
>>10408
yeah just asked them. m-maybe the other voters were just shy. I'll teach you how to play lad it's easy
75b3db No.10412
4bb790 No.10413
>>10407
But I never played, also should I trip for that?
fccf91 No.10415
>>10412
have I done something wrong lad..?
>>10413
it's easy lass, just a flag is fine but you need a name for your nation
528316 No.10416
>>10408
>Have you asked /brit/?
211a14 No.10418
>>10416
an hour or something I think
75b50f No.10419
>>10409
If it made you feel heavy, feel this friendo: that's just skimming the surface of my feelium cache. I remember a lot of them in very vivid detail. Downturn of being a writer I guess.
772c6d No.10420
>>10418
Might have a go then
ee658f No.10424
1a5f45 No.10427
>>10409
Thanks anyway,its good to check if I'm doing it right sometimes.
1e0224 No.10429
>>10415
>have I done something wrong lad..?
No, I am just intimidated by anything competitive and I'm a bad loser smh.
b25e2f No.10432
>>10419
fuck lad why didn't i recognise you sooner
please no more feels lad
c7a630 No.10440
5a639c No.10441
>>10437
>viet
You're not imperium tbh
4671ac No.10444
>>10440
good lad, hop into the thread and post your deets
>>10406
55dd9d No.10446
>>10441
okies, need a new name for my fetish then
5f2c62 No.10451
>there are several imperium lads in the thread
ahhhhhhhhhh
b1ce56 No.10454
>>10444
Ahhhhhhh Ive got to sit this one out lad, I forgot about the snooker smh. Count me in next time tbh lad.
11be5b No.10455
>>10430
Tbh.
>>10432
tbf lass I might not be who you think I am but we were ok m8s back on /britpol/ and /brit/ before you dropped the flag. But no more feels for today. No promises about tomorrow.
>>10451
Is it not allowed lad?
10161b No.10456
>>10454
oh alright lad no worries
a64653 No.10458
>>10451
Don't worry 22stone, you'll never have to join the imperium
e3d13d No.10459
f98bb1 No.10462
Which one would you impregnate?
First, that is.
157629 No.10463
>>10454
>snooker
Ha. Just kidding lad that's a valid excuse. You for Trump or you go Imperium?
996562 No.10464
>>10459
The imperium doesn't want fat celts
Just anglos
eb2a97 No.10476
>>10464
Don't be a cunt, lad
055aa8 No.10491
>>10476
chinky women for the anglos tbh
e9290d No.10493
>>10491
Sorry, lad. I prefer are lasses
6802c4 No.10496
What images did Bertie/Barbosa post with? I recall Neelix, Worf. Anyone/anything else?
05e8c5 No.10498
>>10496
All Red Dwarf stuff and Alberto Barbossa, obviously.
3f8957 No.10502
c8e190 No.10504
>>10502
Anytime laddimus, I don't know Alberto well enough but I remember those pictures vividly.
272deb No.10516
>>10463
Trump lad, I dont like ricepeelers tbh.
0a3722 No.10570
>tfw dynamic ip
>tfw post count will never be saved
109968 No.10575
Sorry about the slow thread some of us are playing risk tbh. Just enjoy yourselves
75dacc No.10576
>>10570
Iktf lad I mobile post.
>ywn break the glorious 100 mark again
Smh.
7828fa No.10577
>>10575
Its alright lad Im playing snooker. Youse enjoy yourselves, tbh lad.
9817e1 No.10580
>Be in shop
>Two girls who work there talking
>Out the corner of my eye i see one nod at the other and then nod in my direction with a wry sort of smile on her face
Are they laughing at me or do they think I'm cute smdh
2fcde0 No.10581
I'll get started on making a new thread while the others play risk tbh
03fa6c No.10592
>>10580
They probably werent laughing lad. Did you say anything to them?
>orite ladies
or equivalent?
a05a17 No.10594
bd5d1a No.10601
>>10592
No lad I was just shoe shopping with mummy smh
It seemed like the one who pinted in my way was attracted to me but I'm too autistic to know and nofap is fucking my shit up it's been fourteen days I'm going mad tbh
I need to get raping tbh smh
e39e31 No.10604
b17c6f No.10608
>>10601
>shoe shopping with mummy
Are you old enough that it looks like you are being a fantastic son taking your old dear out shopping? Or does it look like shes bribed you with sweeties to not have a tantrum in Brantanos?
Just say Hail Herts next time lad, baby steps. The nofap will increase the testosterone you emit, which chicks dig tbh.
6c46d6 No.10609
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ce6a34 No.10612
>>10580
>Out the corner of my eye i see one nod at the other and then nod in my direction with a wry sort of smile on her face
iktf
c29c43 No.10613
>>10608
I look young but I'm old tbh; I have been grooming excessively though since nofap tbf maybe they were attracted to me, I should pretend they did to build confidence in getting the cutest females tbf
hail harts tbh
56c68f No.10619
>>10601
If you catch eyes with either of them just smile. Otherwise, don't give it too much thought. You'll end up driving yourself mad over it.
96c623 No.10624
>>10620
I'm not fat lass I'm 5'7 though
>>10619
Nofap is making it one thousand times worse tbh, just need to learn how to harness my new wizarding powers tbh
405e79 No.10631