2b4d7d No.9193
abdaaa No.9194
>>9193
clicked delete all posts by ID and forgot I made the thread lel
0d0574 No.9195
>>9194
why did you delete the thread?
8513ad No.9196
301233 No.9198
>>9197
didn't sleep all through the day then, good lad
6d73fd No.9199
e9ea5c No.9200
efbf5e No.9201
f4b20e No.9202
4af636 No.9203
2c409b No.9204
I remember someone deleting their own thread by accident on /brit/ once.
6d9c72 No.9206
>>9204
there was no avoiding it tbh I had to correct the record
*deletes you*
3bc776 No.9207
>>9204
sorry i uploaded tha pic of you last
>>9205
ah good
becde5 No.9208
>>9207
>sorry i uploaded tha pic of you last
c28988 No.9209
See you lads either tomorrow or very late in the night, i have a social gathering to go too tbh
0d7950 No.9210
>100 minute rugby game
wew
>they didn't restart the timer for the conversion so it just stayed at 99:55
930d84 No.9211
>>9207
What pic? I've never uploaded any pics of myself lad.
2c7fe0 No.9212
>>9211
what ever you say lass
bfd9c7 No.9213
AHHHHHHH THAT CONFUSED THE FUCK OUT OF ME AHHHHHHH
54195c No.9214
>>9209
Later lad, have fun.
9701e4 No.9215
>>9209
reee normie
bye lad
>>9213
soz
c50bc8 No.9216
>>9211
What are these then?
f6df92 No.9217
4356d0 No.9218
>>9216
That's a funny looking sheep lad
4f9a06 No.9219
>>9214
thanks lad
>>9215
theres gunna be a few girls aswell
>>9213
quick before i go howd it go with the milf?
5fe4fd No.9224
>>9222
have a nice dinner lad
1e5aee No.9225
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
f43f8b No.9226
>>9223
>>9224
>>9225
Are you all right lad?
04c529 No.9227
>>9219
AHHHHH I WAS WORKING IN MY VAN SORRY LAD AHHHH
It was good thanks, she made me brekkie and I got her number
6faa09 No.9228
>>9225
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
776e38 No.9229
97883e No.9230
IRELAND
IRELAND
FOREVER STANDING TALL
d1f880 No.9231
>>9226
thread feels too slow smh
>>9228
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
0598ab No.9232
>>9231
Look on the bright side, maybe Lamb will come back now.
Even NEETs are all busy on the weekends.
93e6ca No.9233
>>9232
yeahh that would be nice
wow they should be even neeter then!
5a3ab2 No.9234
>>9232
>>9231
Im not busy now lads, you have the pleasure of my autism for a few hours. Lucky duckies tbh.
f42cdb No.9235
4681d3 No.9236
>someone deleted the threads so I can't check for (You)s
>all those minutes looking for the thread wasted
>tfw NEET but still don't feel like I have time to do anything
fe775b No.9238
>>9235
I DID SOME REMODELLING TODAY
I fitted a sliding bed and started on a wardrobe.
5d7d0b No.9239
Oh well I guess I shouldn't be a downer. I'm just a little tired tbh *punches myself*
f0224b No.9240
>>9238
What are you growing, lad?
298268 No.9241
23a075 No.9242
>>9238
Good van, lad, and good van lad.
850d02 No.9243
>>9236
sorry lad. I had to delete myself from the board
>>9238
oooh sliding, that must help for space a lot
018963 No.9244
>>9239
*notices your black eye*
Who bullied you this time, lamb?
5ad974 No.9245
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Skellington: Erdogan Tells Muslims in Europe to Have 5 Kids; Cavusoglu Warns of Wars of Religion
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>9243
>sorry lad. I had to delete myself from the board
But you're still here, lad
>>9244
I-I just fell down the stairs, lad
b0b6b1 No.9246
>>9240
N-nothing o-officer I swear.
>>9241
No I just exist in the van full time. I dont live tbh. :^)
>>9242
Kek.
>>9243
It is a very narrow double bed when you slide it out, so when I bring whores back I sell the van a couple can buy it.
9beb41 No.9247
>>9245
someone saw the thread IRL so
what book were you reading lad?
>>9246
wew. doesn't that feel empty or something?
f36e21 No.9249
>>9247
I was joking tbh lad. I do indeed live, carry out work, eat and sleep in a vehicular setting.
9d77ef No.9250
>>9249
how far off you buying some pristine land for vargmode?
7a957e No.9251
778eeb No.9252
Mummy will believe me when I tell her I fell down the stairs, right? smh
>>9248
What is it, lad?
>>9247
Oh. Bullies invaded?
I was reading The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands by Stephen King. The series was supposed to be similar to LOTR but it isn't at all tbh smh. I just read to see if it will improve my memory and I wanted something easy.
fd3b1c No.9253
>>9252
Borrow some of Mummies concealer lad. She will never know.
1094bc No.9255
>>9251
wew fuggin sweet
>>9252
yeah I'm sure lad…
oh nice tbh Stephen king is good I think
does it improve memory? would be good if it does and I guess that's a good thing to start on something less important than philosophy or something incase you don't remember it as well as you might after you read for a while. I chose mein kampf to read first lol it's so packed with information and arguments I forgot most of it
2f1c1f No.9256
Are hoovers a con lads? I swept my carpet with a broom today and it was bloody effective.
FUCK YOU JAMES DYSON
53f6bd No.9257
>>9256
maybe lad, and you can't ride a hoover either
2ffc56 No.9258
>>9254
*grabs your udders* Are you ready to get milked, Mr. Cow?
>>9255
yeah that's what I'm afraid of, lad. At least with fantasy novels there is a general story you can remember. Specific arguments and pieces of information just escapes me smh.
>>9256
Hoovers were designed to wake up naughty boys that sleep too long tbh smh. I'm a good boy though heheh
d50fd0 No.9259
if only
>>9258
yea you can get the gist of it without needing to know the fine details
18cc01 No.9260
>>9257
>cant ride a hoover
Y-you cant?
>>9258
Good point. Mummies alarm clock.
WHO /COMFY/ HERE
c94344 No.9261
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FRESH CIVIC FENCER
Colichemarde and military smallswords
1bfb67 No.9262
>>9259
Pretty sure you'd do everything differently wew. Imagine waking up knowing everything we do now, but with the sponge like ability children have when it comes to learning. I'd be happy to just not end up as a NEET.
85ce16 No.9263
>>9260
can't fly at least smh
aadf3b No.9264
>>9260
Looks both comfy and creepy tbh
64b369 No.9266
>>9262
it would certainly change my past attitude of doing whatever is fun now and not caring about the future
b0212c No.9267
>>9260
thats the insulated grate thing?
bfb9a8 No.9268
>>9264
Thats precisely the look I was going for lad.
c27db2 No.9269
>>9267
Bulkhead with a window to the front cab lad.
b83a4d No.9270
>>9262
This tbh. I'd probably take the opportunity to assassinate Tony Blair, since nobody would indict a 5 year old for murder.
806863 No.9271
Just pood meself lads smh
691cc9 No.9272
>>9269
I mean, the Underwater Sex-Tank.
7dafd9 No.9273
>>9271
>bumbumking
>not even the king of his own bumbum.
smh.
3445e1 No.9274
>>9263
Just think it'd be uncomfortable to have all your weight rest on a broom tbh
>>9266
True, lad. I wonder if some children are able to do that on their own.
>>9270
Top fucking kek
>>9271
>>9273
You let yourself go lad, top kek.
5bf6ba No.9275
>>9273
*takes a bite of own poo whilst weeping*
d4a1b3 No.9276
>>9275
…… *puts hand out like oliver twist* Please sir…
481fa9 No.9277
>>9269
ohh
>>9271
get mummy to clean it up lad
>>9274
>Just think it'd be uncomfortable to have all your weight rest on a broom tbh
yeah kek, at least in harry potter they have foot rests
>True, lad. I wonder if some children are able to do that on their own.
probably the ones that went onto be successful… I remember a few kids like that never had any "fun" and just worked, and of course those types were demonised for some jewish reason and went on to top unis
cb5ec0 No.9279
>>9276
*coats penis in poo*
Help yourself . . . lad.
7bdc3b No.9280
LONDON. ACID. CITY
REEEEEEEEEE I LOVE ACID FUCKING TECHNO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
32d981 No.9281
>>9275
*ignores perfectly fine food and eats what's left of your poo*
>probably the ones that went onto be successful… I remember a few kids like that never had any "fun" and just worked, and of course those types were demonised for some jewish reason and went on to top unis
True I recall kids like that too. I am sure way more kids were like that back in the day smh
a2a795 No.9282
When will the literal shitposting end?
dc8bc8 No.9283
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>>9280
REEEEEEEEEEEEE (TARD)
80b208 No.9284
>>9279
*looks to see if ladies can see* M-maybe later l-l-lad.
bcceb5 No.9286
>>9282
When Dafty lass contacts us from Berlin
00a22e No.9289
totally not a ryuuko rip off lads
486820 No.9290
>>9287
>>9288
You wouldn't send me back to /brit/ now would you?
67e401 No.9291
>>9288
Top kek I love that one.
>>9289
Not seen it. Is it just the design, or? Maybe it's just a tribute? It's the same creators, right?
b1b2d7 No.9292
>>9290
*holds you back*
Please don't joke about that, lass
93b4d3 No.9293
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
RUNNING FROM THE LAW AND THE PRESS AND THE PARENTS
IS YOUR NAME MICHAEL DIAMOND?
NUUH MY NAMES CLARENCE
e2de96 No.9294
>>9290
I just like that pepe tbf
>>9291
oh wait it is? the animation does look a bit similar. yeah she has the same kind of rebel attitude
f4819c No.9295
>>9294
Yeah, Little Witch Academia and Kill La Kill was made by the same stuio
947368 No.9296
>>9292
Who said I was joking? In fact I just popped in to see what they were up to, pic related.
402b93 No.9297
488b25 No.9298
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ITS A FINE DAY
PEOPLE OPEN WINDOWS
PEOPLE LEAVE THEIR HOUSES
JUST FOR A SHORT WHILE
[90s future house drops] [louder]
ITS A FINE DAY..
824c83 No.9299
>>9296
Poor lad. He has withdrawals from us smh. Feel guilty tbh, but I can't force myself to post there.
ea22d5 No.9300
>>9296
honestly thought he was trolling there, but the editing says it all kek
671001 No.9301
Okay policy change, boys only club but I have the power to grant the lasses I want asylum. Certainly this won't cause any drama within the boys' club.
888f1c No.9302
9c76f0 No.9303
>>9301
I like this policy tbh.
97a16f No.9304
>>9281
I graduated from a RG but I'm still a neet and worked manual labour in between.
843a68 No.9305
Should I go to a pub with an animal in the name or one with a deceased royal?
edf884 No.9306
>>9302
You're a good boy, but you're also a bad boy
7bcd3e No.9307
>>9304
Why are you a NEET, lad? Can't find any work?
>>9305
Any specific animals?
840c95 No.9308
>>9305
deceased! deceased!
>>9306
just kidding waha
4d28f0 No.9309
>>9308
>just kidding waha
You're just a good lad tbh
0907c2 No.9310
ad13ab No.9311
>>9301
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
10c53d No.9312
e10100 No.9313
>>9308
>>9307
A lion and 'a shoulder of mutton' or King George VI or George and Dragon not a king but fuck off nitpickers
cb90e7 No.9314
Does anybody listen to music radio? Are there any stations that are not full of nignogs and pakis? I WANT OLD KERRANG BACK REEEEEEE.
f0b9af No.9315
>>9311
Try posting again, lass
7f9783 No.9316
wait I think I fucked up. You can appeal 3 hour long bans, right? AH FUCK MY JOKE DOESN'T WORK NOW
13e665 No.9317
>>9310
Russel Group, I don't really care about reputation myself mind.
>>9307
I'm a medically diagonised Autist. I haven't tried to find any more work since I left my old job. Just spent 8 months gaming, using online dating sites, reading and browsing.
21b9d9 No.9318
>>9315
*inhales sharply* You wouldnt dare!
f4680c No.9319
>a stock trading money lending dragon jew
wew
>>9314
radio wales is alright, other than that probably just classic fm and sometimes radio 3
955242 No.9320
78470b No.9321
I just wanted to be funny
7152e9 No.9322
321f85 No.9323
>>9317
>living the dream
What sort of autism is it? The touchy-screamy autism?
7509b5 No.9324
>>9320
I unbanned her now, lad. I just wanted to be funny
0c09bc No.9325
>>9323
the quiet, anxiety kind. I let people touch me but I don't really enjoy it and prefer to burrow myself away.
1025cf No.9326
>>9301
/newbrit/ has not yet learned how to be multi-gendered, but we will be part of that change.
0c1b6c No.9327
>>9326
Ok I laughed at this. Well played senor. Well played.
4fe4b2 No.9328
There are around 200 different owl species.
Owls are active at night (nocturnal).
A group of owls is called a parliament.
Most owls hunt insects, small mammals and other birds.
Some owl species hunt fish.
Owls have powerful talons (claws) which help them catch and kill prey.
Owls have large eyes and a flat face.
Owls can turn their heads as much as 270 degrees.
Owls are farsighted, meaning they can’t see things close to their eyes clearly.
Owls are very quiet in flight compared to other birds of prey.
The color of owl’s feathers helps them blend into their environment (camouflage).
Barn owls can be recognized by their heart shaped face
3129ce No.9329
>>9324
fair enough lad
>>9326
the welsh will be resented for their leading role in this
d7f3bc No.9330
>>9317
>I'm a medically diagonised Autist. I haven't tried to find any more work since I left my old job. Just spent 8 months gaming, using online dating sites, reading and browsing.
I am sure people with autism can do certain jobs though, no?
>>9313
Dragon sounds cool, lad
>>9319
Is it literally a Jew? It definitely looks like they want to imply it at least
>>9326
Top kek. Multi-genderism is great tbh
fe318a No.9331
>>9330
Im a medically diagnosed autist also, and yes you can do some jobs.
b4ab60 No.9332
>>9330
nah it never says jew but that's what I think when I see usurer
204198 No.9333
>>9331
Have any super powers, lad?
49b43d No.9334
>>9330
And the dragon it is then. squints and frowns because of the welsh flag Say, you wouldnt have been biased at all in your choice lad?
3d82de No.9335
>>9330
yes I worked in a warehouse before. I just don't want to try again tbh, its easier and nicer to be a neet tbh, I always fuck up in the end otherwise.
96017c No.9336
>>9333
Goal fulfilment. I wanted to live in a van and buy land so I quit my job and did it 3 weeks ago. Impulsivity Man!
ec6280 No.9337
>>9317
>graduated from Russell Group uni
>autist
>neet
Are you me, lad?
8f6f6b No.9338
>>9317
>>9337
I'm also a Rustle group tbh
7b6cd2 No.9339
>>9337
We are all faces on the same dice lad. *nods wisely*
d1041b No.9340
>>9332
Can't find a clip of this, but Jewish merchants were mentioned in JoJo wew
ad1f98 No.9341
ed96e0 No.9342
>>9341
>tfw we're Britain's intellectual elite
d3b1b5 No.9343
5fa203 No.9344
>>9338
… Dunt Geddit. Do you mean you annoy people lad?
f22959 No.9345
>>9342
>t. the bumbumking
That makes your post so much better lad.
a3f9c7 No.9346
>thread was deleted
It was Pembs, wasn't it?
Let's do a new thread at 500 posts this time because I'm autistic and I don't want to fall behind in editions tbh
1562be No.9347
>>9342
truly suited to be our monarch
c5ce07 No.9348
>>9334
I am definitely biased, lad. There is just something about dragons tbh
>>9335
True, lad. But I have to unNEET myself ahhhh
>>9336
Did you listen to Varg? Why would you quit your job?
b2ace3 No.9349
>>9344
No lass I went to based Liverpool Uni tbh
261acc No.9350
>>9346
I had to delete all my posts on the whole board because someone irl saw the page
80ec03 No.9351
>>9346
Isn't that cheating, lad? They'll bully us for cheating
dbb4fa No.9352
>>9346
>Those pictures that dafty posts
DON'T GET RAPED IN BERLIN LASS PLEAAAAAASE!!! SMH
f916f0 No.9353
>>9348
>Did you listen to Varg? Why would you quit your job?
I work for myself now lad. Much better than wagecuckery.
>>9349
>tfw my sister went there
Did you get to stay in Pontins because no dorms too lad?
7819d0 No.9354
>>9352
Don't worry, lad. I doubt she's dumb enough to end up in a situation where she gets raped
>>9353
>I work for myself now lad. Much better than wagecuckery.
What do you do?
53b3dc No.9355
>>9350
I understand lad.
How did that even happen?
>>9351
No because we've essentially lost hundreds of posts
>>9352
I post them more often tbh
b424e6 No.9356
>>9346
>new thread at 500 posts
*projectile vomits violently*
Alright lad I dont think Ive said wassup to you today. Wassssssuuuuuppp?
a8fe4a No.9358
>>9353
I stayed with leached off of relatives lamb, Chinese took everything up smh
6e79b2 No.9359
>>9354
Double glazing and related stuff. And sheds as a sideline for beer money.
023f4f No.9360
>>9357
Lass… Did you even get the ban message before I lifted it? I fucked up and my joke didn't work. I'm sorry. Please forgive me
88719b No.9361
170d23 No.9362
>>9355
left computer on when I was in the kitchen and brother and his mate came in unexpectedly, when I came back to living room he was sitting there looking at my monitor smh
fe32ee No.9363
>>9358
Wise choice lad. My sister got to stay in a cabin in Pontins for 3 fucking years. Better than renting a flat tbh.
9adaab No.9364
>>9357
How was the b& lad? Not the same without you tbh. *glares at 22st*
c94f85 No.9365
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dunno if any of you ever played LoL but this is pretty spot on tbh.
c18932 No.9367
>>9362
Hope he didn't see too much tbh
My parents once walked in on me listening to Moonman so I know how you feel
b28e00 No.9368
>>9366
*winks at you so no one else can see*
88aed9 No.9369
b766e2 No.9370
>>9368
What are you playing at, lad?
f64927 No.9371
>>9365
>is that a girl????
>is that a girl????
>is that a girl????
>is that a girl????
>is that a girl????
4ed867 No.9372
>>9367
Awww I forget you lot are prepubescent sometimes tbh. Did you get in trouble lad?
999747 No.9373
>>9370
Dont worry your pretty little head about it tbh.
a2a413 No.9374
>>9367
top kek
>>9371
add me pls
>>9372
>you lot
lad..
34547b No.9375
>>9367
Did you put them in a chokehold, lad?
3b43de No.9376
>>9372
>prepubescent
NONCES OUT
They sat down with me and had a talk about le ebils of racism and I think I got off after I explained that it was a joke, but idk how they felt about it
>>9375
I myself am I not a Moonman, smh
8ebddf No.9377
>>9374
>lad..
I hesitated over using it but '/newbrit/ is prepubescent' implies I am as well. No offence tbh. *Bows head*
6f0232 No.9378
>>9377
you shouldn't be driving a van tbh
22b7b7 No.9379
>>9376
>They sat down with me and had a talk about le ebils of racism and I think I got off after I explained that it was a joke, but idk how they felt about it
I sometimes forget you're a wee weak lad tbh. One day you'll grow big enough so you don't have to sit there and take it tbh.
85e6ab No.9380
got the hiccups again lads
f39a82 No.9381
>>9378
Probably not but the fools gave me a licence.
THE FOOLS
*cackling*
368b8c No.9382
6bc363 No.9383
>>9380
Imagine having the hiccups forever lad. Smh.
d88b09 No.9384
>>9379
I can't piss off my parents while I'm still dependent on them tbh. Really looking forwards to moving out if I can get a deposit.
4c4c83 No.9385
>>9384
You could change their minds, lad
767dfa No.9386
>>9384
*cough* buy a van *cough*
ebaa59 No.9387
>>9381
wew I need to get my tests done wherever you did
>>9382
I guess so
>>9383
that would be hell tbh
a5e2f0 No.9389
>>9385
Thought about it but they're middle class Lib Dems and wet Tories, they're not going to embrace this worldview.
>>9386
tbf I probably will if I become a tradesman.
dcf39a No.9390
>>9387
I chose my instructor because he threatened me after I laughed at his car at a petrol garage tbh.
a280b5 No.9391
>>9389
Whats your career aim then lad?
7d3cb4 No.9392
d1b988 No.9393
good advice! *takes out my trusty Geiger counter*
dbede0 No.9394
>>9391
Literally no idea tbh. I'll either learn a trade or do something like the civil service
03c034 No.9398
>>9397
it was just a joke lad don't feel bad
58f504 No.9399
>>9394
Now thats what you call keeping your options open. Fair play lad. My 2pence that you didnt ask to hear but Ill tell you anyway, is that working for yourself is more satisfying than working for other folk, likely crypto jews. Dont spend longer than necessary as a wagecuck.
0f3964 No.9400
>>9393
Hey, this guys got a geiger counter! Get him!
f54fab No.9401
>>9398
She probably went to /brit/ and is never coming back. I even fucked up the joke
c97c4a No.9402
7e4f4f No.9403
>>9399
Thanks lad, I've always thought self-employed is better for that reason tbh, then you're not cucking for someone else.
>>9401
Just show her the board log tbh
Time for be to be off lads
cf9375 No.9404
I'm going share the most exciting thing that happened to me at uni, lads.
In my second year after moving from halls to a bedsit neet citadel (Masters students accomodation). I noticed a female Chinese Student struggling with her luggage up the flights of stairs into a room opposite my door so I helped her and she fed me strawberries the next day in her room.
Time went on and I chatted to her in our corridor, she started saying we should go for a meal together, so its obvious I could of had impervium. Instead I chose to larp as a female called 'slavegirl' on Persistent world on Warband as autist.
Couple of months of larping later, there's a knocking on my door. She drags me into her room and tells me not to speak. Then she says her head and ears hurts, I suggest that she visits a uni gp, she insists it has to be a specalist.
Then she tells me about a conspiracy against the chinese and government and asks me if I'll go with her to the chinese consulate in murrayfield which she's ordered a cab for. tbc
b8844f No.9405
43abea No.9406
>>9403
>Time for be to be off lads
Where are you going, lad?
>>9405
I hope so, lad. You're a good friend
f067d5 No.9407
>>9403
Its a horrible feeling knowing you are paying into your wanker bosses pension pot instead of your own. Self employed window cleaners are some of the happiest and friendliest people I know, and thats a really shitty job tbh.
8be394 No.9408
>>9404
well that was unexciting smh. No bullying intended
152216 No.9409
>>9404
DONT LEAVE ME HANGING YOU DARN TOOTING SHITBAG CARRY ON AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
642ba0 No.9411
>>9403
cya lad
>>9406
thanks lad u2
b2705e No.9412
>>9408
I didn't get to the good bit lad.
>>9409
So we're outside the railings for the Chinese Consulate, its a Sunday so its closed. Eventually some Chinese Kids and Adults appear in the garden, she starts talking to them in a chinese language. Two Chinese men come out into the road and chat to her, one of them asks for her phone and phones someone in China. The other man starts chatting to me, asking where we've come from.
Then they call the president of the Chinese Society at the Uni to come down there, he arrives, we're inside the consulate now as it was dark and cold. She's looking all agitated and gabbling away in chinese. It gets quite late, she calls me over and gives me £20 and tells me I'm really kind and that I should go and get something to eat. I head off to the shops with the Chinese student president, he tells me a bit about my city, then I use the £20 and he looks at me a bit oddly. tbc
d7e605 No.9413
4b1fa7 No.9414
>>9401
>22sts Saturday Night Tragedy, a limerick.
There once was a lad called 22st
Who modded a board with a comedic tone
He doth jest with a dame
Who mistook his jape-game
And decided to leave us all alone.
:(
I tried really really hard to think of something to cheer you up, but I couldnt so I just did a limerick.
>>9412
Is this big trouble in little chinatown?
1419cb No.9415
>>9414
Top kek, lad. It cheered me up tbh
ea85c7 No.9416
>>9412
I buy a large packet of mccoys steak flavour crisps and return to the consulate, she decides she wants to get a cab to a police station. Me and the chinese student president go with her in the back. The police station is closed and we get the cab driver to drive her to student halls instead where there's a reception with 2 security guards.
Then I walk in and say that she's been acting erractically and I don't know what to do. They get me to confirm her identity by nodding once they bring up her uni system details. Then two ambulance staff walk in and start chatting to her and she starts acting out (getting loud), then she doesn't go with them and I go back to my flat and so does she later on, she asks me to go and get her italian takeaway food which i do.
Then a shrink comes at night and she goes with him and then I don't visit her in hospital cos i'm a cunt I guess.
9608a1 No.9417
/brit/ is going to shit (even though this post is a bit ironic)
>>>/brit/250208
922462 No.9418
>>9416
>large packet
Multipack, sharebag or grab bag?
ada5e8 No.9419
>>9418
the £1 single bag about 3 years ago.
53f160 No.9420
>>9419
Interesting. She was a defector by the sounds of it lad. Who am I in the story? Can I be the Chink president?
427b22 No.9421
>>9420
His name was Kun, Kun. She hadn't been taking medication I think, feel kind of awful for not visiting now that I look back at it.
a37940 No.9422
>>9416
Sorry, lad, but a lot of us are anti-miscegenation and anti-imperium so we don't really have much empathy for chinks tbh. Maybe especially chinks. There's a reason why them being crazy cunts is a stereotype tbh
a21e0c No.9423
>>9421
Kun Kun? Why didnt you visit her? Actually, why do you feel bad for not visiting her?
82c109 No.9424
>>9423
The fuck sort of name is Kun Kun
47b08c No.9425
Just got banned for an hour for questioning them smh
d154ef No.9426
>>9423
I just never thought to, I was semi neet during my early uni years. It was the 2nd year of a 4 year course so I just sat around playing pc games and spending my loan on food that year.
I feel guilty because that's the closest female interaction I've had for years, also I didn't act like a neurotypical and now I feel bad about that.
363f0a No.9427
>>9425
What is this fresh "silly prat" memi?
6c61be No.9428
>>9422
I always thought they were intelligent and superior but that day taught me they could be crazy as well.
a7434d No.9429
>>9427
I think he's trying to be condescending
67f176 No.9430
>>9428
You're an imperium lad, aren't you?
>>9429
wew
841e0a No.9431
46cd97 No.9432
>>9430
Yes since Secondary School.
>>9431
I was thinking about that, its not good to bring them to your home country mind, they can replace or dismiss you there too easily. Best to live there if that's your intention.
3a2775 No.9433
>>9429
>he says condescendingly
d7f46f No.9434
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Remember, fresh Samurai Jack tonight. Probably not going to stay awake though
039e6b No.9435
>>9434
fuck forgot to watch the first
c35186 No.9436
>>9435
Oh. It was fun, lad. I'm a nostalgia lad though
6577b2 No.9437
someones trying to keep the lid on things!
>>9436
ahhh I gotta catch up now
b6e542 No.9438
>>9437
Strange. I wasn't banned
f84665 No.9439
>>9432
>hes advising me on what to do with my non existant mail order wife
Wew lad I like to fuck human white women, not yellow gremlins tbh.
76a42e No.9440
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. I feel like this didn't get enough/any attention
ERDOGAN OPEN ABOUT BIOLOGICAL WARFARE
ea15e2 No.9441
>>9439
anemic SEA bride then
06e6d0 No.9442
>>9438
probably >>>/brit/250231
>tfw he's lurking here reading all of this
hi lad
07f69d No.9443
>>9440
that's fucked up he can just say that and the msm probably won't touch it
2c6a94 No.9444
>>9442
Don't worry, lad, it's illegal to lurk here
>>9443
Oh, that thing you nationalists have been saying is happening that we have denied is now being endorsed by a foreign leader? Still not happening tbh
c1e124 No.9445
>>9444 (checked)
THIS CANT GO ON ANY LONGER
04b813 No.9446
>>9444
>illegal to lurk here
Whats the penalty?
60b046 No.9447
245465 No.9448
>>9446
I don't know. We haven't decided yet tbh. We'll think of it when somebody breaks the law
73ec02 No.9450
>>9448
>>9447
Not harsh enough lads.
d3c32d No.9451
>/brit/ BO removed the bans
based lad, thanks
a8a36a No.9452
>>9449
Welcome back. You scared me, lass
ff2e29 No.9453
>>9449
Bonjour, did you bring us anything from your travels? Fridge magnets? Novelty pens? nice to have you back lad
9b32d2 No.9454
>>9449
hallo lass
>>9450
what do you suggest lad?
7eeef8 No.9455
>>9454
Sex reassignment surgery.
6b7031 No.9456
I CANT STOP FUCKING HICCUPING PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
>>9455
wew lad, SA being turned into a man, that will shake things up
3a2cb5 No.9458
>>9452
I'm sorry lad but you did sort of ban for three hours so I thought I had to go do something else for a while.
>>9453
I brought back misery and woe from other boards.
>>9454
Hail Herts lad.
4fb7d5 No.9459
Hail Herts fellow "lads," as they say. Any room for a spy from /brit/ casual imageboard browser, t.b.h.?
4760e9 No.9460
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>>9456
THROW ME IN THE RIVER AND END MY MISERY
272e4f No.9461
>>9456
Serious: I swallow when yawning ti cure hiccups. True story lad.
>>9459
Hail Herts fellow /newbrit/ch
>>9458
Fair tbh. There seems to be an oversupply of it lately.
ae7fd8 No.9462
>>9458
>I'm sorry lad but you did sort of ban for three hours so I thought I had to go do something else for a while.
But you posted after I lifted the ban, lass. Please don't tell me you actually stayed away because of the ban that is literally the worst thing that could have happened
175720 No.9463
>>9459
We're all friends here, lad
8ed59b No.9465
>>9459
top kek, welcome friend!
>>9460
ANCIENT memi
935860 No.9466
>>9461
so I have to wait for a yawn to come? that might be ages smh
444aca No.9467
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>9465
You think that's ancient? You're like a baby CHECK THIS
38a3fa No.9468
>>9466
Cant you force a yawn? Just go through the motions a few times as if you were actually yawning. Bloody hell smh.
a89fe9 No.9469
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>>9467
w-woah..
I miss these old type of memis tbh
>>9468
oh thought it had to be real for some biological reason lel
71e161 No.9470
do you breath out or in on a yawn?
f6219a No.9471
>>9469
Kek no lad, just move as if you were yawning and swallow a few times. Might want some water. Also try burping.
f0e310 No.9472
>>9470
Im dying lad bloody hell. You breathe IN lad. ?
d6c378 No.9473
d52bce No.9474
>>9470
>tfw actually had to think for a minute
*stabs us both through the heart* it's better this way
d80e71 No.9475
>trying to play EU4
>it crashes every other time I try to look at a trade node
>takes 5 minutes to start up again
REEEEEEEEEEEE
696404 No.9476
>>9475
>tfw this started happening when playing games so in the end I just gave up games
Too lazy to get a new computer tbh
f99fe5 No.9477
6dcb99 No.9478
>>9471
>>9472
ok I think I'm getting this now, water made it a lot easier
>>9474
yes lad how can I not know that smh
051fb6 No.9479
>>9476
This is what I get for playing videogames less than 10 years old tbph
73d056 No.9480
>>9477
Nothing
>>9479
Top kek, true.
a9d1ef No.9481
>>9462
It was the impression the ban gave me. I thought it would be best to take cover for a while until you moved on to a different banning memi.
4be8db No.9482
>>9477
wondering what I should do tbh.
>>9480
is this what they call an over watch?
d32577 No.9483
>>9481
Well that sucks and wasn't the point at all. The ban was supposed to be long enough so you could actually make an appeal and apply for asylum, but since it was so short I fucked up the joke. I did unban you though. It was supposed to be a lighthearted joke and now I feel horrible. I'm sorry. I've hardly been on all day. Why would I want you to go?
a5d937 No.9484
>>9480
>nothing
Dull af tbh. Im going to get a battered marsbar before the chippie closes, thanks for asking :^)
>>9482
Are your hiccups gone yet lad?
efd7b7 No.9485
>>9484
yeah lad I think your yawning thing worked thanks tbh, have been trying to hold my breath earlier but doesn't work as well
battered mars bars are pretty lush
2a79a5 No.9486
>>9484
>thanks for asking :^)
Oh. I'm sorry. I always forget to do that, be it online or in real life.
2a19cc No.9487
>>9477
Making Malaya Hindu Again
67e95b No.9488
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>>9487
Ah, an honorable objective indeed. Carry on lad.
>>9485
Good stuff.
>>9486
I was only teasing lad
THE NAME OF THE RABBIT…. IS NOT RECORDED
*smashes chippy up to bamging techno*
799032 No.9489
Alright lads sure is quiet
>>9477
might watch a film
499ca4 No.9490
>>9489
Sam Hyde recommends Demolition Man
4082cf No.9491
>>9489
hey lad yea has been a bit the past day or so smh
620ca9 No.9492
>>9491
>>9491
been away a bit much the last few days sorry lad
7337d0 No.9493
>>9490
Ah a childhood favourite
>>9491
just noticed this is a new thread, been up to your old tricks eh lad… :^)
ad3dda No.9494
>>9483
I don't know lad, but I did watch Alberto behaving in a very similar way last week and just banning people he'd been friendly towards for ages. But you didn't mean any harm after all I hope so I forgive you.
You've always been such a good lad to me.
0708fb No.9495
>>9492
no worries lad not your fault
>>9493
LAD
never gonna live that down kek
da13fc No.9496
>>9494
I can't believe what was supposed to be a joke got this serious. It hurts. I'd never ban you. Let's kiss and make up *gives you a peck on the cheek*
ef9a48 No.9497
Sounds like I hurt you too that wasn't what I intended at all. I'd never intentionally hurt you. If anything I got upset yesterday when it seemed like the bullies bothered you
0d7c8d No.9498
PREPARE YOUR BUMS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN - BLOOD TEST FOR AUTISM
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170316141101.htm
>Scientists have developed a new, highly accurate method that analyzes metabolic biomarkers to assess whether a child is on the autism spectrum, according to a study published in PLOS Computational Biology
5e030e No.9499
>>9498
wew
>in other news cases of autism have increased by 1000%
b525d3 No.9500
>>9498
Haven't people been able to use other tests to find autism early? LIke look at how the children act
8ec681 No.9501
>>9500
Yes, but its not definitive without weeks of observations and sheeeiiiiit, tbh.
>>9499
This. Also, autism is a reason to ban you from having a firearm in the UK.
6bc983 No.9502
>>9496
Thank you lad.
>>9497
I know lad, it's okay. I'm sorry I caused you to worry.
>>9499
But it's still a complete mystery why there's been such a dramatic increase because it can't possibly be anything to do with modern people ingesting all this shitty food and drinks, drugging themselves with foreign chemicals up to their eyeballs then waiting to have children at 40.
f98798 No.9503
>>9502
Its the last bit thats the worst lass.
27d79c No.9504
>>9502
People are also more obsessed about diagnosing themselves and their children these days too tbh. If you're not a Chad you have mental problems
e71c56 No.9505
>>9501
>Also, autism is a reason to ban you from having a firearm in the UK.
wew thank fuck I'm not diagnosed, I would probably be said to have autism from the effects of staying inside on the pc for years tbh
>>9502
>But it's still a complete mystery why there's been such a dramatic increase because it can't possibly be anything to do with modern people ingesting all this shitty food and drinks, drugging themselves with foreign chemicals up to their eyeballs then waiting to have children at 40.
yes what could it be! hmm!!!! either way the gov doesn't give enough of a shit to try and stop it. Trump is the only leader who's said something about trying to find out and fix the problem as far as I know
18cc5b No.9506
>read books that has been hailed as resembling LOTR
>the group of heroes consists of a lad who gets the fingers on a hand and toes on a foot cut off, and a black woman without legs in a wheelchair and a narcotic who marries and fucks the cripple
Just 3000 pages to go.
aebfdf No.9507
>>9506
3000? just give up wew
1caf70 No.9508
>>9507
I have to finish what I started, lad
e3c7a0 No.9509
What generation was it that decided that the raising of children should be left to the state? Smh. Seems like people are almost afraid of raising their children these days anecdotal evidence from a NEET tbh
7017e4 No.9510
>>9501
>autism is a reason to ban you from having a firearm in the UK
Is this real?
f162e1 No.9511
>>9510
To get a Fire arms certificate they contact your doctor. Autism is a reason they can deny you.
aa8aa0 No.9512
>>9509
gen x I'd guess, boomers still raised their kids right?
425554 No.9513
f718a3 No.9514
>>9511
Yeah but on what grounds?
b97516 No.9515
>>9510
Why wouldn't they use any reason to deny you having a firearm?
>>9513
The Dark Tower by Stephen King. It's a series of books. It's about some gunslinger in a post-apocalyptic world. It has magic in it and magical creatures, but it's also set in the real world and you travel through time through doors that they just happen upon. It's a weird mess to be honest. Hoping for some resolution at the end that's for sure.
650df0 No.9516
>>9514
Unsuitable mental health history. I got denied because I had (((depression))) 20 years ago.
c13b40 No.9517
040964 No.9518
>>9515
Doesn't it open them up to a discrimination case?
b4d9d3 No.9519
I guess shooting would be an expensive hobby though, but at least it would be fun.
41aaec No.9520
>>9519
just sell what you shoot in the farmers market tbh
2e96fc No.9521
>>9520
COME GET YOUR BULLIES HERE
>tfw you skin the bully alive in front of an audience
>tfw he thought I forgot and forgave him
2709dc No.9522
>>9521
WEW
He stole a pork chop in the canteen at school and now I'll make in into one!
73838e No.9523
>>9522
This is a fetish, isn't it? For fuck's sake
fd5194 No.9524
231001 No.9525
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*feeds bully's leg to the bully*
4d4b02 No.9526
AHHHHHHH ITS TOO QUIET FOR A SATURDAY REEEEEEEEEE
1ad67c No.9527
>>9526
They're all out partying, lad.
6184e9 No.9528
>>9525
germans are so naturally evil
>>9526
how do we into more posters
ee9d8f No.9529
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*tfw you drug the bully and make him eat his own face*
a78ceb No.9530
894b78 No.9531
>>9528
Don't know if you saw it but I found out that my cousins are swarthy because their mother is German. All this time I thought she was one of the mythical swarthy welsh. wew
08e99f No.9532
>>9527
Where do people get the money to waste on alcohol? I swear I keep hearing normies are poor as fuck. So they are poor because they choose to waste it?
963eeb No.9533
>>9529
giv me sum of dat mang
>>9531
kek but germans are 100% nordic aryans ubermenchen supreme lad
435a18 No.9534
>>9533
>giv me sum of dat mang
*bites off a piece of your cheek and pushes it into your lips with mine* no homo
5853f3 No.9535
>>9532
There is an element of that. Truth be told a lot of poor people are bad at managing their finances. Companies like Wonga or Brighthouse pray on these people.
635529 No.9536
b1bd29 No.9537
>>9535
That's true. I wonder if I'd be one of them if I became a normie though. I am kind of impulsive at what I buy and I'm not good at planning things, but I don't like spending money tbh.
f18ad9 No.9538
>>9534
*screams so loud your ear drums burst and go to the hospital and call the police*
I WANTED SOME OF THE DRUG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nohomo
223621 No.9539
>>9537
>I don't like spending money
That's how I know you're a fellow cymro tbh
970674 No.9541
>>9538
Oh. Fuck haahhh I guess I should have given you the drugs first. FUck
>>9539
I am also a NEET spoiled by my mummy though tbh
eb0450 No.9542
>>9540
Lad why do you come in as a (1) with that lass this late?
7e95d1 No.9544
>>9540
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO BE MARRIED TO EUGENIE AND MAKE HER PRODUCE AN ENDLESS STREAM OF CELTO-BRYTHONIC BABIES
c2bed5 No.9545
749da0 No.9546
>>9540
hallo mo-.. beatrice
>>9541
should have played it safe lad smh
18d20e No.9547
>>9545
The lass wouldn't give me a (You) like that
>>9546
sorry lad
b2a115 No.9548
>>9542
I have been out the past two evenings but I like to check in and say hi to the lads is all.
That lass is Princess Eugenie of York, I like to post her because I think she is wonderful, lad.
>>9543
no
>>9544
Imagine taking a brisk Sunday stroll with her and your numerous doggos before returning to your stately home that has rooms so large you have to wear your coat inside, lad.
92a03c No.9549
>>9547
that's how little you think of me?
051847 No.9551
>>9547
it's alright lad *gives you the piece of cheek as a gift*
313ea3 No.9552
>>9549
No, she wouldn't bully the others by just singling me out and giving me a (You) tbh
>>9551
thanks, lad *pretends to eat it but actually feeds it to the dog*
d827c6 No.9553
>>9548
>Princess Eugenie
oh wew. well not surprising I got her confused with her sister
4858e7 No.9554
>no autistic whale to understand you
fc482d No.9555
>>9553
It's hard to believe that they are sisters tbh
f3fab8 No.9556
>>9555
Lad I have to sleep soon, stop else Ill have nightmares
73cd18 No.9557
>>9554
*Hides post*
That story makes me so sad.
>>9555
Oh I don't know, they look like sisters IMO. Not like William and Harry.
d645c8 No.9558
>>9554
>
>>9555
eugene just seems more normal looking
7ebf59 No.9559
2cf441 No.9561
>>9560
are autists the masterrace?
5b4020 No.9562
>>9560
>tfw neurotypical nationalist advocates eugenics next to you
We'll kill him last
50bf97 No.9563
I just ate a sour rainbow belt while looking in the mirror. I make some fucking odd faces lads.
ac40cc No.9564
https://twitter.com/FillWerrell/status/843218082508099584
DRUMPF BTFO YET AGAIN
At least 4 more years of these non-arguments
5a30de No.9565
>>9563
Did you need a mirror to be self aware, lad? wew
24551a No.9566
YOUBHAVE 10 LEFT
NOT ENOUGH RIZLAS
Im going to have to go walk to the late night garage.
9455c8 No.9567
>>9565
Touche, lad, touche.
360357 No.9568
1e9c92 No.9569
*protests patriarchy by sucking on a purple dildo*
a620bd No.9571
>>9569
Do they want smaller dildos? Is that what the protest is about?
6e0a3a No.9572
>>9571
Don't really know, but it's probably something equally stupid
a86515 No.9573
>>9564
wtf I love exploiting children now
c72277 No.9574
4chan is obsessed about her wew
414ab1 No.9575
b65532 No.9576
>>9564
These people make me sick. Very sick.
2ec7f6 No.9577
>>9573
Every woke child is liberal, lad. Only dumb redneck children supports drumpf
2d88cb No.9578
>>9574
Whos that smackhead looking hoe?
d47ad0 No.9579
If someone sends me £5 in the post, I'll turn into an origami pepe and mail it back to them. promise
29cc5c No.9580
>>9578
some leftist protestor. They just think she's cute
179d75 No.9581
>>9579
Okay, whats your address?
44915c No.9582
>>9579
Post examples of your work. This is a tempting offer.
f65235 No.9583
0/10 for me though. who /unrealisticstandards/ here?
28de27 No.9584
>>9580
Gross, she looks like a lad.
7b10d3 No.9585
>>9580
She looks haggard tbqhwy.
8b7fca No.9586
>>9574
>still using halfchan
lad
7ac277 No.9587
>>9583
My standards are variable to match the occasion tbh.
5e07e6 No.9588
>>9574
looks like Edward Furlong if he strted taking HRT in the 90s
c59a4d No.9589
>>9583
She looks fine but I thought it's a bloke at first as well
511c77 No.9590
>>9586
>Not filling in google captchas for every post
>not buying a cuckpass
>not talking to 60% bot replies
Do you even imageboard?
648630 No.9591
>>9584
>>9585
Glad we agree weww
>>9586
Good for news and memis, lad
>>9587
Is sex important for you? Why?
d9549c No.9592
got the hiccups again and the yawn trick isn't working
every time I eat something they come back
6f2fc9 No.9594
>>9589
Are you the real lass or what. Tell me the truth.
cefab6 No.9595
>>9581
Just send it to an Amazon locker ta, pancreas station will do.
>>9582
Its a ye olde sailboat.
ef34a4 No.9596
>>9591
Not hugely important. It passes the time well and burns calories tbh. Is it for you?
00e5e7 No.9597
>>9592
For fuck's sake, lad. What's wrong with you? reeee *punches your tummy in an desperate attempt to help you*
1c1f11 No.9598
977993 No.9599
>>9595
Pancreas station it is! *eats £5 note*
b5de05 No.9600
>>9592
You breathe the wrong way. But at some days I have hiccups about 7 times also. Drink water.
>>9594
Yes. Going to bed soon.
2a9f2c No.9601
>>9600
TheBumBumKing was worried for you, but I comforted him by saying you wouldn't do anything stupid that would put you in harm's way tbh
549f46 No.9602
>>9592
Try burping while swallowing. Thats all I can suggest. And water like the lass says.
1ed2e5 No.9603
>>9601
Yeah no I didn't got struggle snuggled don't worry
acb1c1 No.9604
>>9597
I don't know lad this is fucked *burps* thanks lad
>>9600
how can I breath the wrong way reeee. on the water now
what's it like in the belly of the beast?
0242e1 No.9605
I feel good right now, but I'll probably not feel good in an hour or so.
b1538c No.9606
>>9326
I hate her face so much
63dfaa No.9607
>>9606
It's not her face that makes her ugly tbh
026847 No.9608
>>9605
alright I'll add burping in. going to die from over hydration soon lmao
c6ead6 No.9609
>>9604
I'm still doing my best to enjoy it. Will give a detailed answer back at home. But to see everything, I think 2 days aren't enough.
22c99e No.9610
>>9603
>struggle snuggled
I like this memi
7b5b68 No.9611
>>9606
looks like a sexy granny to me tbh
f6516f No.9612
c362e4 No.9613
Hi lads
Found out that the French Communists used to be legit based back in the 50s btw.
3727e3 No.9614
>>9609
that's good, got to make the most of it. lot of nice architecture there outside the modern crap.
>>9611
you need help lad
c7d481 No.9616
>>9613
Alright sweetcheeks. Got any verified by facebook links that I can read regarding your French Communists? are you rusing
cd1bcf No.9617
047f3b No.9618
3c8b81 No.9619
>>9611
Why are so many nations so shit-tier when it comes to masonry?
3ac494 No.9620
>>9616
>anti-America
>anti-capitalist
>nationalist
>protectionist
Good enough for me tbh
not rusing, they were better than any other options of the time probably, except the far right
742d12 No.9621
>>9619
it takes pure aryan genes to master the art of bricklaying lad
be3736 No.9622
>>9621
But poor masonry isn’t safe!
49c47e No.9623
>>9620
>nationalist communists
ec6c5a No.9624
711b40 No.9625
Another day gone, night lads.
570e2a No.9626
9d6cd5 No.9627
b65a76 No.9628
897c6e No.9629
c9d9df No.9630
>>9623
See
>Stalin
>Ceaușescu
>Ho Chi Minh
>Hoxha
It's not that uncommon tbh, it's one of the main reasons for 'it's not real communism!'
>>9625
Goodnight lad
f43b0e No.9631
9e890e No.9634
>>9633
bangin
specials covered this right?
40a91d No.9635
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>ywn have the power to be completely immune to the bullies' physical attacks
802645 No.9636
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>>9634
Indeed lad. The specials are a favourite of mine too.
ad8615 No.9637
289eb5 No.9638
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>>9635
top kek
>>9636
same tbh
a81a73 No.9639
3bcc0d No.9641
>>9640
I'm sweating just looking at that
b9d734 No.9643
>if I wore this I'd never have to experience an awkward hug again
cafa7c No.9644
>>9643
looks like dark souls armour
896fd7 No.9645
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Not sure if posted. Relatively fresh Varg
b1c6a3 No.9646
497484 No.9647
68bf52 No.9648
>>9632
>tfw no licence to own a giant train gun
10feed No.9649
>>9644
apparently used while hunting bears, to avoid having a bear give you a bear hug
>>9646
You're welcome
c7ec0f No.9650
6f3b8b No.9652
>>9648
>tfw Americans can own that and have it in their backyard
c58cc9 No.9653
>>9652
We can own 50 Cals tbh. That isn't to shabby.
6f514c No.9654
>>9645
>China and India don't have safe driving laws
>This makes them "wolves" and makes us "sheep"
>"I can drive safely without guidance so laws are useless even though it's completely irrelevant how safely I drive if someone speeding or driving over the weight limit swerves into the side of my car"
vev never take the Varg pill
669ba2 No.9655
>>9648
>>9652
smh lads
>>9649
wew thats pretty clever I suppose. imagine being the bear in that situation.
>>9651
kek
da9793 No.9656
>>9653
What are they used for?
083762 No.9657
>>9655
>wew thats pretty clever I suppose. imagine being the bear in that situation.
tbh a swipe would still do a lot of damage to you before it realises you sting. Then again I guess it does protect you from being bitten.
>>9654
Don't bully, lad.
01e773 No.9659
>>9656
Target practice tbh.
4a6690 No.9660
>>9659
I guess it'd be better to just get a regular rifle
71bf13 No.9661
Goodnight lads. May your dreams be filled with lewd lasses and not JOHNNY BLOODY FOREIGNER.
9d6436 No.9663
>>9661
night ladddd
>>9662
uuuu
ded07f No.9664
63817f No.9665
>>9661
Just lasses, lad, no lewd lasses. You can have the lewd ones, lad. Goodnight
>>9662
Which is why I asked tbh. Doubt you'd use something like that for hunting
>>9664
Costly, lad
acfb6d No.9666
d8dba4 No.9667
>>9666
Why would I hunt tanks, D E V I L I S H-san? I'm a good boy
28f721 No.9668
>>9667
this is your conscience speaking, rise up against the state
d2eda4 No.9669
>>9668
AHHHHHHHHH YOU WERE MY BAD CONSCIENCE ALL ALONG
ef15ee No.9670
>>9668
Listen to this guy. The state has turned against you and must be renewed.
c70541 No.9671
I guess the lass is my Sainte and you're my Grunch
e027bb No.9672
>>9665
A 50 cal is very expensive. Very much a niche firearm for enthusiasts.
e0c2d3 No.9673
>>9670
Top kek. YOU CAN'T BE BOTH LAD
b17607 No.9674
I guess the D E V I L is a shape-shifter though
20025f No.9675
>>9672
Yeah I wouldn't get it.
b3d3a9 No.9676
>>9669
*removes angel mask*
it is true…
>>9670
hey you're a decent lad angel lad?
>>9671
*dances*
c9931f No.9677
>when you go for a walk at night, looking like a thug in your jacket and your woolie hat, and people you pass are visibly afraid of you, but you're lovely really.
8b7b75 No.9678
>>9673
It is time to purge the heathens lad.
72861a No.9679
>>9670
>>9676
Oh, wait. I was blinded by sleepiness tbh. I thought Welshlad was you wew.
332320 No.9680
45e139 No.9681
>>9677
They're weak and you're strong, lad. They're right to fear you.
ae1919 No.9682
>>9680
Night, lad
>>9678
Define "heathen", lad
f91ee6 No.9683
>>9681
It feels empowering, but I don't really want to intimidate people. I want to be loved.
11feb2 No.9684
>>9683
Same, lad. Sometimes I like being intimidating though. I want to be left alone tbh. I hope you carry a knife just to be safe.
55531c No.9685
>>9682
They have occupied our lands for too long. The king must return.
bfa0f7 No.9686
d98191 No.9687
>>9684
I used to carry a metal bar, and then I realised I was scarier than anyone I was liable to meet out there.
Have I truly become a monster?
cf74a4 No.9688
>>9685
will he make it right?
7ac6d1 No.9689
>>9687
>Have I truly become a monster?
Top kek. Nah. I suppose you could use a cane to look less threatening. The irony being that they are great weapons tbh.
b65712 No.9690
>>9687
a metal bar wtf kek. you live in the city I take it?
c34043 No.9691
Did Herts want us to make a new thread now?
c23adb No.9692
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>>9689
>I suppose you could use a cane to look less threatening. The irony being that they are great weapons tbh.
right you are lad
1c9f63 No.9694
>>9692
>filming your telly
cc3bf3 No.9695
>>9690
Nah. I just had one on hand.
cbf8e8 No.9696
>>9693
Think it would be best to just continue in this thread and make a fresh one in the morning, right?
67ceba No.9697
>>9694
it's like taking a photo of a memi post
8dc946 No.9698
Did the lass go to bed?
>>9697
Have you done that, lad…?
85e96a No.9699
9f76b9 No.9700
>>9699
Are you going to bed soon, lad?
03e5be No.9701
RETURN TO ABSOLUTE BARBARISM
>>9698
nah but niggers do it a lot, taking photos of twitter posts then uploading them and posting them
>>9700
probably not tbh my dads in bristol so I get to stay up without being woke in the morning
994a28 No.9702
>>9701
I see, lad. What do you do all night?
40df8c No.9704
>>9702
same thing as I do the rest of the day really but when it's late it feels better for some reason I dunno
wbu lad?
277aa1 No.9705
>>9704
Nothing really. I need the thread to keep me awake tbh. Watch most of the videos I want to see earlier in the day so I don't really have anything to do when it's late. Don't really play games anymore because I can't be bothered and the computer is shit tbh
31aab7 No.9707
/newbrit/'s been a lot quieter tonight than normal.
>>9706
I always thought it was funny how journalists never picked up on Trump and Farage making the "you're not laughing now" speech.
d5b12f No.9708
>>9703
Just collapse already
60ef33 No.9709
>>9707
All the secret normies are out having "fun" tbh smh
20890e No.9710
>>9707
>I always thought it was funny how journalists never picked up on Trump and Farage making the "you're not laughing now" speech.
Same
d4eef6 No.9711
>>9705
ahh fair enough. I always seem to find videos to watch when it's late but don't watch them earlier lol. why don't you get a l33t gaming r1g like the big boys lad? money I guess
>>9707
yeah I know lad it's a shame. a few are staying to nbp now don't go there pls
ebb8cc No.9712
>>9711
then again there hasnt been a post there for over an hour
e3af76 No.9713
>>9711
I have just felt like I have to force myself to play games lately. Feels like a chore smh
77cd1f No.9714
>>9711
>nbp
Isn't it dead now? Wouldn't want to go to an anglo board anyway, having Welsh moderation is nice.
92da00 No.9715
>>9713
true it's hard to find that one that you actually enjoy
1d8dec No.9717
>>9714
cymru am byth innit
04c407 No.9718
Just about to go to sleep tbh
Make a new thread btw, it's not cheating
>>9707
/nbp/ has siphoned off a few posters (not enough /politics/ for them, fair enough tbh) and we were always meant to be a /brit/ board anyway, we've just been more successful than we thought. I'm hopeful that we can attract /brit/ migrants but Monarch and other are lying about us to stop that happening.
40f47d No.9719
>>9718
do you have any idea what happened when they deleted those threads? seems sketchy that 2 different threads would be deleted on accident
09e69a No.9720
>>9718
Wouldn't it be best to wait until tomorrow for fresh links, lad?
91adf6 No.9721
>>9719
Well at /newbritpolitics/ Barbosa deleted all the threads for much the same reasons you just deleted your posts, then he deleted all the evidence of the purge to avoid being implicated.
>>9720
Can if you want I guess, I'll be off to sleep now
be8077 No.9722
>>9715
I'm enjoying the new Zelda a surprising amount. I pretty much just picked it up to see if I can even still enjoy video games, or if I should accept that I've grown beyond them and finally put them behind me. I really didn't expect to like it.
302a61 No.9723
>>9721
oh I mean on /brit/, SA deleted a thread and then Monarch did apparently by accident and then I got banned for saying it looked sketchy (even though was replying to helmers post saying the same)
night lad
>>9722
that looks really fun tbh. did you have to get a wii u mark 2?
d3d503 No.9724
0ce820 No.9725
>>9723
I had a WiiU sitting about that I bought to play Pikmin and Bayonetta a few years ago.
491349 No.9726
>>9722
I think I'd like it too, but I don't really have the will to try it tbh. I just don't like the idea that items become destroyed and can't be repared tbh
c0cc10 No.9727
>>9718
I don't think it's necessary to aspire to being /brit/2.0 tbh, I like /brit/ for being a place that focuses on politics more and /newbrit/ for being more relaxed and shitpost-tolerant.
borders and distinct cultures, not melting pots and multiculturalism ok hail 22st
06de07 No.9728
>mass effect gameplay designer
2a3bd9 No.9729
>>9687
>Have I truly become a monster?
26a3d4 No.9730
48bfa2 No.9731
>>9726
That is some bullshit. I can see why they did it, but it would be nice if there were at least some indestructable weapons that were hard to get.
03e530 No.9732
>>9725
oh nice tbh. how do the graphics compare?
434d7a No.9734
>>9722
>to see if I can even still enjoy video games, or if I should accept that I've grown beyond them and finally put them behind me
iktfb
4f4f91 No.9735
4d20ed No.9737
>>9729
I love that video
>you will never dance in public without a care in the world
b4eb44 No.9738
>>9736
Can't you have sex with that guy?
f93b3d No.9739
>>9732
I haven't really checked. The Switch version seems to look a little better, but I don't think it's an enormous difference.
b1e6d2 No.9741
this bideo lads… what could have been
df3d88 No.9742
>>9740
JESUS CHRIST THAT SECOND WEBM
a88910 No.9743
>>9739
probably wouldn't be too different now I think about it, switch is just a handheld after all
8ce475 No.9744
>>9740
>that second one
Holy kek
6c0a9a No.9747
>>9727
+1 Karma
>>9725
I've also got a bayonetta box so I'll probably pick it up at some point, shame nintendo games never seem to come down in price.
561074 No.9748
>>9741
Why would you do this to me?
1e4e2f No.9749
>>9747
You should play Wonderful 101 if you like Platinum games. I actually ended up prefering that one to Bayonetta.
d3be99 No.9750
>>9748
>ywn handsome and rich like Pewdiepie
smh
ce51db No.9751
>>9745
why couldn't we just ally reeeeeeeeee.
I'll never fall for the memis that germans and brits are vastly different people.
>>9748
forgive me
6015d2 No.9752
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>>9751
>forgive me
I just wanted an excuse to post it
7c57a3 No.9753
>>9752
a-are you posting from two different IPs lad?
139f13 No.9754
>>9751
>memis that germans and brits are vastly different people
It bothers me that this has entrenched itself on /brit/ as a reaction to the NA-type dafties tbh
DIALECTIC GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
d535c6 No.9755
4f78e8 No.9756
>>9754
yeah it is kind of sad.
>>9755
oh my bad lad thought you said you wanted an excuse to post that webm of pewds
f75c75 No.9757
>>9751
I forgive you lad.
>I'll never fall for the memis that germans and brits are vastly different people.
All the Europeans are not vastly different people. But being a similar people has little to do with having good relations. Britain has had good relations with very different people from itself. I hope you haven't taken the Evropa pill though
f9560c No.9758
>>9756
Oh. Did you watch the Samurai Jack episode, lad?
8dbb2c No.9759
Germans and Brits have very little in common tbh
9f707b No.9760
>>9749
I've got that too. Didnt finish it though, never quite got the hang of it.
ce25fa No.9761
>no big tit pillows to rest my head on
smh
141872 No.9762
>>9757
sure lad that's true, clashes between the nations is unavoidable, war between them is a complete tragedy though and should never have happened as much as it did.
>I hope you haven't taken the Evropa pill though
if by that you mean I think there should be a unified European state where all the cultures meld together etc then no
>>9758
not yet lad smh…
>>9759
I think we had a lot in common, more than any other continental country at least.
>>9761
what if the nipples were hard lad
e6e934 No.9763
>>9762
>what if the nipples were hard lad
True. I guess the lap would be a better place
>if by that you mean I think there should be a unified European state where all the cultures meld together etc then no
Good lad
>not yet lad smh…
Bad lad
e7327e No.9764
>>9759
It's the essence that matters most; children from each group are almost interchangeable.
J.R.R Tolkien is the kind of person you get after Germans have been raised British for two generations.
I just hate focusing on conflicts between noble and compatible peoples when the world is full of mutual enemies and we're all in crisis.
bd0386 No.9765
>>9764
we can be allies without being a melting pot, lad
ebdfd2 No.9766
>>9763
that would be nice
soz lad after l finish little witch
1e06ab No.9767
>>9765
I know lad. The point is that culture is transient but your essence remains mostly fixed.
unless you mass migrate in the 3rd world and promote interbreeding
c317d6 No.9768
falling asleep in my chair, lads. Night lads
abcafc No.9769
>>9754
For me, German bashing is all just to piss off the Jerrycucked Yanks. I have nothing major against the Germans.
cc6be4 No.9771
>>9764
I think the example of Tolkien only underscores my point if anything. There's very little of the Prussian intransigence in LOTR. If he had left home for Germany I think he would've felt very out of place.
6cb463 No.9772
>>9258
>*grabs your udders* Are you ready to get milked, Mr. Cow?
>Start making shitty OC hours ago.
>Work on it on and off.
>Lose motivation to make it.
>>9722
>to see if I can even still enjoy video games, or if I should accept that I've grown beyond them and finally put them behind me.*
I know this feel.
>>9768
Night lad.
3f44b3 No.9773
>>9771
Do you think the character of the Prussians relates to Protestantism and the Reformation? Germany is a land-power surrounded by potential enemies so that probably has a major role in influencing character as well.
Island nations are blessed tbh.
92b431 No.9774
>>9773
I mean stems from the Reformation or Protestant teachings.
6b394c No.9775
>really tired but don't want to sleep
am I broken
caf0d0 No.9777
>>9776
what are you up 2 lad?
539966 No.9779
9c0f57 No.9784
258369 No.9785
9b4b8a No.9786
e2abb0 No.9787
Talking to cute boi.
Hehe.
72e9c4 No.9788
371dc3 No.9789
He sent me a lewd pic.
Lads…