fb952d No.10406
Welcome all to the official first Risk game played on /brit//poltics/ since we were on /britpol/!
This is a BULLY-FREE game so don't feel intimidated and we will be nice.
If you aren't sure how to play or it's your first time feel free to ask.
Rules:
>Get yourself a flag or a tripcode
>Choose a name for your nation
>Choose a colour
>Choose a location
>Set your dice to 2 dice 100 sides in post options
Map rules are in the map itself
I will be hosting the game of course and playing as well. Hopefully we can get a good 4 people in including me for a good game.
d33580 No.10410
post
>Choose a name for your nation
>Choose a colour
>Choose a location
then I'll add you to the map and when we're all in round 1 can start
cd9613 No.10414
should I get a trip?
I choose blue, and Germany
ad0f4b No.10417
>>10414
nah flags fine, what do you want to be called?
213d4f No.10421
I would like to be called "The Imperium"
90dd0e No.10422
>>10406
>so don't feel intimidated and we will be nice.
Oh, nice
>Choose a name for your nation
Lassland
>Choose a colour
Pink
>Choose a location
Sweden
f7ac6d No.10423
>>10417
Just regular Daftie then.
How many people do you need, 4? Also do I need a special memie name for my country?
I'll loose anyway
4a97a6 No.10425
>>10421
woops didnt see the bit about three tiles
fcf57b No.10426
>>10422
thanks for not really ignoring me lad
880a01 No.10428
>>10423
nah daftie will work. yeah 4 is a good start, any more is a bonus.
fd34b9 No.10431
>>10425
>doing my work for me
good lad
2d3a0a No.10433
>>10426
might as well give it a try tbh. My browser keeps crashing so I hope this isn't too quick paced tbh
b8cd76 No.10435
Name: Herts
Colour: Purple since someone already took blue
Location: Southern England
1fea81 No.10436
>>10433
My firefox has memory leaks every time I'm posting on /brit/ or /newbrit/ tbh. It's getting ridiculous.
c58ff9 No.10438
more response than I thought thanks you lad
85070e No.10439
6940ed No.10442
>>10435
England has been nicked sorry lad
4362bb No.10443
>>10433
>>10436
yeah I've already switched over to chrome spyware cuz of that shit
7050cd No.10445
>>10442
Put me in Scotland/Ireland then
c7a882 No.10447
>>10445
alright lad, just to say you'd have no city bonus but it's only 1 so you could still win by getting a good roll
6f3075 No.10448
6da6da No.10449
Hope you don't need to know anything about geography to play this game
1b9fe4 No.10450
can I cross rivers for free with ships?
52f0ef No.10452
>>10449
nahh just say north, east etc
>>10450
they are for crossing seas
414b41 No.10453
waiting for sussex lad now unless he's in the thread flagless
235883 No.10457
never mind he's out we can start soon then I'll put myself in
0b4552 No.10460
d40a2f No.10461
 | Rolled 59, 60 = 119 (2d100) |
>Choose a name for your nation
Gallia
>Choose a colour
green
>Choose a location
north france
>>10449
yer right
35c83d No.10465
b514d9 No.10466
>>10461
REE WE AREN'T ROLLING YET I THOUGHT
e3b8e4 No.10467
>>10461
good lad
>>10465
go to post options and fill out whats in op
5025ac No.10468
a307fb No.10469
Explain to me how to roll tbh, I've never done risk on here before
d0313d No.10470
| Rolled 16, 10 = 26 (2d100) |
>>10466
it was an accident sorry
e4745d No.10471
| Rolled 47, 21 = 68 (2d100) |
>>10470
it keeps happening
ce37ec No.10472
>>10443
I'll never do that though tbh. You've got no reliable way to disable WebRTC, no self-destroying cookie plug-in, RandomAgentSpoofer is utter shite on there, uMatrix isn't available but Ublock is, and my Youtube Video Download helper isn't found on chromium either.
b6a41a No.10473
>>10470
it's alright I'll only count the proper ones
>>10469
put 2 in dice and then 100 in sides
3f3b9b No.10474
| Rolled 89, 54 = 143 (2d100) |
>>10469
ebf690 No.10475
ccb863 No.10477
>>10472
you're a tougher lad than I, can't fuckin stand the crashing after a while
54d478 No.10478
| Rolled 34, 58 = 92 (2d100) |
>>10474
Got it now, thanks
f798f1 No.10479
| Rolled 57, 24 = 81 (2d100) |
ROUND 1 LADS
I'm in turkey btw
>expand south
332b3a No.10480
| Rolled 57, 59 = 116 (2d100) |
who goes next? what even happened as a result of your turn?
reeeeeeeee explain
f23fe1 No.10481
| Rolled 79, 24 = 103 (2d100) |
>>10479
I'll have to log out for just a second but I'll be back in 5 mins
edd2ca No.10482
| Rolled 58, 11 = 69 (2d100) |
>>10479
Go south towards Imperium tbh
2f9557 No.10483
>>10480
roll once whenever you like after the round starts, you can roll before or after other people as you like for strategic purposes
>>10481
alright, I'll just expand for you now
396929 No.10484
>>10477
I understand though lad. I wish they'd fix it but I may be forced to switch too soon as it's doing it now on other sites too.
9e94e6 No.10485
| Rolled 72, 80 = 152 (2d100) |
>>10483
ok go north towards herts
16a6d9 No.10486
| Rolled 64, 54 = 118 (2d100) |
Ëxpand north
41be8a No.10487
>>10482
holy fuck you got a nuke on the first round
677c04 No.10488
>>10482
>>10485
also you clash with these moves so is war declared?
8f0655 No.10489
| Rolled 100, 56 = 156 (2d100) |
>>10487
wew
6ec9bc No.10490
| Rolled 72, 1 = 73 (2d100) |
>>10488
yeah im gonna fuck his shit up
58d6cf No.10492
| Rolled 77, 57 = 134 (2d100) |
>>10487
wew
>>10488
I am declaring war to remove noodle
c9b824 No.10494
| Rolled 68, 38 = 106 (2d100) |
guess I'll just expand south
6e1930 No.10495
5d773e No.10497
| Rolled 26, 47 = 73 (2d100) |
ROUND 2
>The Jocks got trident
>War between Herts and Imperium
expand towards the chosen land
85ff3d No.10499
| Rolled 54, 90 = 144 (2d100) |
>>10497
ok i just want to keep pushing north and attack herts
10f20d No.10500
| Rolled 80, 36 = 116 (2d100) |
forgot to add city bonuses, corrected now
4b9c13 No.10501
| Rolled 41, 9 = 50 (2d100) |
>>10497
Keep fucking Imperium's shit up tbh
bb92ee No.10503
| Rolled 87, 10 = 97 (2d100) |
>>10497
sorry I'm back help
dba044 No.10505
Expand into Finland and go south
6322ad No.10506
| Rolled 86, 69 = 155 (2d100) |
>>10505
6c2226 No.10507
>>10497
also I want a boat
2deb05 No.10508
>>10505
>Finland
go easy lad…
>>10507
lol ok
e129ed No.10509
>>10508
The world needs to be Svenned, lad
acc614 No.10510
>>10508
Once Lassland goes south I'll need to protect my God-given land. Gott mit uns.
4951ff No.10511
1bb3fb No.10512
| Rolled 29, 82 = 111 (2d100) |
further south lad
aeadfa No.10513
SO how do you calculate how many tiles you get?
>>10510
Are you afraid, lass? We're a peaceful multicultural nation. As long as you're not racist we won't declare war on you.
a2dd5d No.10514
>>10513
You're pretty threatening but I'm not declaring war either yet.
fe0167 No.10515
>>10509
LAD
>>10510
atlantic wall tbh
>>10512
nice trips tbh
>>10513
where it says rolls in the map
8d3de0 No.10517
>>10515
Yeah, but what does 1-3, 4-6 etc. mean? I rolled 118 the first time and I got 6 tiles
36b094 No.10518
ROUND 3
>Herts on his last stand with a nuke in his pocket
>General expansion and borders meeting
7f497b No.10519
>>10517
oh I count the last number of the roll unless its dubs or trips or 69
e1b35d No.10520
| Rolled 61, 53 = 114 (2d100) |
goin south to Rome
checkem
9d17ef No.10521
>>10517
7-9 = 7 tiles
If I gave you 6 then I fucked up lol
44e4b6 No.10522
| Rolled 68, 62 = 130 (2d100) |
>>10518
Stage a desperate assault on Jockland tbh
Also nuke the shit out of Londonistan
eb7944 No.10523
>>10518
attack herts and take ireland too if i can
b1135c No.10524
>>10521
Oh, yeah, pretty sure it was 6. Just give me one extra the next turn
ff21d1 No.10525
ebe565 No.10526
>>10522
Lad you could've bombed Dresden, now it's too late
46cbd3 No.10527
>>10524
wait never mind you crossed a river, 1t cost
032d34 No.10528
>>10526
Don't worry lass, I'll do it again
a5d7c7 No.10529
| Rolled 31, 32 = 63 (2d100) |
East from spain to italy
c9a0a8 No.10530
98a810 No.10531
| Rolled 15, 35 = 50 (2d100) |
Take whatever that city is I am close by in Russia and expand east
>>10525
>>10527
oh
245337 No.10532
ff939a No.10533
| Rolled 67, 80 = 147 (2d100) |
>>10518
attack herts and take ireland too if i can >>10530
dbd78e No.10534
857240 No.10535
>>10528
0 is pretty good tho but how you gonna reach me from Scottland
>>10529
fug off I'm getting there first
61a3e4 No.10536
>>10535
Not telling tbh, I have a secret weapon
901ed9 No.10537
| Rolled 90, 59 = 149 (2d100) |
>>10518
take israel and set up the centre of world Anglory tbh
b0fd1e No.10538
7843a4 No.10539
| Rolled 28, 61 = 89 (2d100) |
>>10538
they take 3 to capture and then you can use them to cross the sea
3ae0cb No.10540
>>10539
Can 22st liberate my boat from me?
81d22d No.10541
>>10539
So you can go anywhere in the sea, from Sweden to Italy?
a8e069 No.10542
>>10540
Do you want to be liberated, lass?
2027fd No.10543
ROUND 4
>Londonistan NUKED and impassable
>Herts and Imperium in battle to the death, one roll may decide it all
>General expansion elsewhere
>>10540
only if you're at war and he finds evidence of water borne death camps
>>10541
nah only in between where the boat is at
e41720 No.10544
| Rolled 87, 35 = 122 (2d100) |
>>10543
KILL HERTS
c4f6b1 No.10545
| Rolled 73, 19 = 92 (2d100) |
>>10543
Finish off Imperium, any spare goes to Norway
b722b2 No.10546
>>10544
>>10545
I'm fucked, aren't I?
db9b59 No.10547
>>10542
Lad if I see you making any dangerous expansions to the south I'll do another 1714 you savage
b630ef No.10548
>>10543
tbh that's awkward if I leave that space in the west england that no one can get to and Lion would be trapped in
30b8f6 No.10549
| Rolled 58, 82 = 140 (2d100) |
>>10543
we go on going to take Italy
02e2f7 No.10550
>>10545
wew yeah sorry lad
713424 No.10551
| Rolled 61, 69 = 130 (2d100) |
>>10543
Cities give an additional tile, right?
Keep expand one tile north on the eastern side of the mountains to claim the city, then head south along the Caspian sea
>>10547
I don't like conflict, lass. I'll be taking your undefended homeland instead.
f7ab07 No.10552
>>10550
S'alright, just bad luck tbh
4c15b4 No.10553
| Rolled 39, 49 = 88 (2d100) |
further eastern expansion around Italy so as not to upset Daftistan
fef9fd No.10554
>>10550
is it late to join in?
788928 No.10556
>>10554
go for it lad, won't be easy for you but you can
93b748 No.10557
>>10551
You can do that since that's pretty much what happened early in history anyway. I'll aim for Constantinople. And keep an eye on you of course.
>>10555
this
e6a82f No.10558
>>10551
>Cities give an additional tile, right?
yea
>>10552
yeah lad smh
f1c9ee No.10559
6e5ba6 No.10560
| Rolled 1, 64 = 65 (2d100) |
>>10556
Alrighty then boys.
I'd like Romania, or territories in it, and the colour grey, and that it be called Buffydom.
bf5cc9 No.10561
May I join, fellow /newbrit/ons?
c13c3a No.10562
| Rolled 76, 30 = 106 (2d100) |
I'll go up north to ukraine
>>10560
aight lad
>>10561
again bit late, but I won't stop you
9a2fd9 No.10563
>>10561
>Risk was part of Pembs' masterplan to dissolve /brit/
you madman
ca5925 No.10564
>>10562
I'm actually Herts
It was a joke
669a68 No.10565
| Rolled 62, 49 = 111 (2d100) |
So how does the rolling work?
ee4278 No.10566
>>10564
I thought you're the simpsonsposter from /brit/ tbh
928b9c No.10567
>>10563
Top kek. He's been playing the long game
dc16e7 No.10568
| Rolled 99, 8 = 107 (2d100) |
>>10564
LAD
0a58e3 No.10569
d20a77 No.10571
>>10565
WHOA LAD
haha just a one you pleb haha
f3d5c4 No.10572
| Rolled 74, 9 = 83 (2d100) |
>>10563
2d100 chess
dc350f No.10573
>>10566
Nah I was just memiing tbh
Anyway fams I'll leave you to it, might get some work done while you finish
24f6a6 No.10574
| Rolled 1, 42 = 43 (2d100) |
>>10565
like that tbh just roll while you say your move and I'll put it in, the rolls are explained on the map
15a987 No.10578
I think that's everything tbh
ROUND 5
>Scots crushed r.i.p herts
>Map getting tight
>Buffy the Vampire slayer enters the game
fa043b No.10579
| Rolled 75, 100 = 175 (2d100) |
>>10574
Alright bril brill lad,
The current order of business in Buffydom is expand eastwards
463c08 No.10582
| Rolled 18, 3 = 21 (2d100) |
>>10578
>I got south italy
AAAAAHH WHY DO I GET ALL THE SHITHOLES
lets go south again while taking Sicily and Africa without stepping on Gallia, I respect his borders
294a1e No.10583
>>10582
can I even do that? does my boat reach that or do I need to buy another?
076187 No.10584
| Rolled 74, 19 = 93 (2d100) |
>>10578
ok not sure what to do
id like to take that last irish territory and then go east in scandinavia (but not declare war just take the empty stuff)
but if i cant expand in two directions at once then id like to go to scandinavia
a19a93 No.10585
>>10579
cucked me out of a city there smh
0ffb63 No.10586
>>10583
yeah just take the boat by Sicily
162b65 No.10587
>>10583
ok prolly not, if no just stay on Sicily and Gallia can take Africa if he wants
e8ffc3 No.10588
>>10585
Sorry about that boyo, we don't need to fight about it though?
cbe624 No.10590
>>10587
you got 3 left over
8d86d9 No.10591
| Rolled 95, 38 = 133 (2d100) |
Declare war on the Eternal Anglo and attack Ukraine.
LEAVE NO ANGLO LASS UNSVENNED
don't really know if declaring war means anything specific or it just means attacking another player
a8de1d No.10593
07416f No.10595
| Rolled 90, 96 = 186 (2d100) |
I'll finish off Africa and expand east
120996 No.10596
0c4cd2 No.10597
>>10589
Wouldn't want anything bad to happen…
c3afeb No.10599
>>10590
never mind gallia right
c6ce86 No.10600
>>10590
time to take Poland then, expand east
>>10591
>two conflicts at once
>dubs
ah fuck you lad, we'll meet some time
05d8ef No.10602
>>10600
oh wait I'm stupid, just ignore this whole post
605b05 No.10603
>>10597
oh that was the wrong image lad meant to post this tbh
372890 No.10605
| Rolled 22, 24 = 46 (2d100) |
>>10596
I've had my eyes on you for a while, lad. Now the Aryan blood has come to you.
>>10600
Lass we're related by blood. Why do you want me to beat you up?
8cce66 No.10606
| Rolled 67, 95 = 162 (2d100) |
FIGHT BACK THE ARYAN SCUM
OPERATION ARYANDIED BEGINS
d1ca4b No.10607
>>10603
Best be careful with images, don't want to imply anything under the table
knight to e4
d01617 No.10611
>>10605
Your size on the map is making me uncomfortable, I hope we don't need to fight because I have Gallia in my neck also
09cc0a No.10614
>>10611
No metagaming lass
bbbe69 No.10615
ccd8f0 No.10616
Is it possible to fight a war on two fronts? Fighting the Anglo has brought new diseases to my people. They hunger for Aryan blood
6ae522 No.10617
>>10614
I don't know what that means…
8e1ccc No.10618
| Rolled 74, 57 = 131 (2d100) |
ROUND 7
>The land of lasses makes a surprise attack and uses chemical weapons on the innocent, peaceful Anglo
>Little space left in the west to move, what will be done?
>>10607
c-checkmate
>>10610
watch your back lad…
>>10611
join forces with the anglo lass
>>10615
yeah lad
fd0b37 No.10621
| Rolled 92, 47 = 139 (2d100) |
>>10618
counter attack/defend
2d8b50 No.10622
| Rolled 52, 95 = 147 (2d100) |
>>10618
I'll prob have to some day. For now move to Poland
d04375 No.10623
| Rolled 80, 97 = 177 (2d100) |
>>10618
Buffy to expand northwards, and maybe southwards if you're feeling a bit cheeky.
80bca5 No.10625
>>10615
>>10618
I thought that's what metagaming meant tbh
6a18d6 No.10628
| Rolled 11, 74 = 85 (2d100) |
>>10625
what does it mean lad?
544ebb No.10630
678c86 No.10632
>>10623
If someone were to get quads, would you count that instead of the roll?
537028 No.10633
8fa843 No.10636
| Rolled 46, 6 = 52 (2d100) |
>>10618
Attack into Lassland heading for that city first.
9c3e1d No.10638
| Rolled 35, 79 = 114 (2d100) |
>>10618
Fight back the Anglo across the black sea and begin conquering his homeland.
>>10623
*requests Alliance. Goal: destroy the Anglo. Once he has been destroyed we'll live in peace.*
6f6f96 No.10639
>>10632
cant get quads with 100 sides tbh
debcaa No.10640
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 80, 47 = 127 (2d100) |
Do'nt think I have much choice now
*declares war on Daftistan*
6808be No.10641
>>10638
Wait lad which one is you?
60596f No.10645
>>10640
it's all kicking off
46f643 No.10647
>>10628
Joining forces and plotting against other players, y'know bongo bongo land stuff. I understand that's probably half the fun with this game though
808f5d No.10648
>>10640
AAAAAAAHH
nigga I wanted to make you my ally.
615d39 No.10649
>The Imperium and Eternal Anglo join forces to destroy the huwhite race
>>10641
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHIIIIIIIIIIIITE BROOOOOOOOOOOOTHER ARE YOU WITH ME?
2617c8 No.10651
>>10648
There's nothing left for me to expand into except you lass ;^)
72b357 No.10652
>>10647
ah fair enough yeah not having that seems bit dull, as long as it isn't arranged right as the game starts or whatever
735fd6 No.10653
>>10643
Thanks!
>>10639
I meant on their post number
>>10638
Request accepted, Buffydom and Lassland form girl power pact against the eternal Anglo.
8b6ad6 No.10654
| Rolled 40, 34 = 74 (2d100) |
>>10649
The huwhite race must perish. We need a NEW MACHINE.
5f8c15 No.10655
>>10651
Yes there is, there are some white places left. smh. I wanted to take the psheks now I have to defend shitholes like Sicily.
b7d342 No.10656
>>10649
ARYANS OUT
CHINKIES IN
>>10653
oh, nah wouldn't count it tbh
6b1661 No.10658
ROUND 8
>Alliances are forged, war is declared
>Only managed to take a boat in the Ukraine
>Imperium attacks in the north
>Gallia attacks in the west
df17ee No.10661
| Rolled 63, 84 = 147 (2d100) |
>>10658
War with the anglos it is, Buffy to expand into Bulgaria and eastern Greece, as well as attack the Angloids.
1313ce No.10662
| Rolled 97, 19 = 116 (2d100) |
>>10658
SEND THEIR BLOOD TO THE REFINERIES
(attack)
23acce No.10663
| Rolled 91, 4 = 95 (2d100) |
>>10658
take what's left on the right of Gallia
aa149b No.10664
| Rolled 34, 21 = 55 (2d100) |
>>10661
reee
b2f173 No.10665
| Rolled 77, 89 = 166 (2d100) |
>>10653
Great. You can have the white patches to the east once we've destroyed the Anglo. I will have to leave you in the east and attend to business at home, but I'll join you in crushing him once the Imperium is vanquished.
>>10658
Begin a full on onslaught of the Imperium.
309d9e No.10666
| Rolled 26, 73 = 99 (2d100) |
>>10658
attack lassland south first then north
f2a7bc No.10667
5f0e3f No.10668
>>10665
It shall be so, the anglos shall be crushed
b76b75 No.10669
64c0da No.10671
5e6af7 No.10673
9433f0 No.10677
| Rolled 38, 82 = 120 (2d100) |
I'll leave the peaceful dafties alone for now and head east to come to the Eternal Anglo's defence
0464a4 No.10679
>>10673
I can still see the post smh. I hate that delete doesn't function how it should.
3355ce No.10680
waiting everyones rolls so i can calculate
b17896 No.10682
>>10676
based tbh. this way randomers might join in (for other games not this one)
>>10677
GOOD LAD
>>10679
yeah shame tbh
0be247 No.10683
>>10677
What are you doing? Gauls are white. Aryans killing Aryans only makes the Anglo's mouth water
88a28d No.10684
8f7866 No.10685
>>10677
You dare attack the girl power gang?
b4c5a8 No.10686
>>10684
For fuck's sake I wanted to destroy him quickly
6f7647 No.10687
>>10677
Thanks lad, we appreciate that. I have no idea who to ally with. Join the Anglos but the I'll anger Buffy, and vice versa. smh
9059da No.10689
>>10687
Join me and the Buffydom, lass. The Gaul has revealed himself to be an enemy of Aryans.
06d538 No.10691
27996f No.10692
Nevermind, that won't be possible *withdraws request*
daf95e No.10693
>>10685
The roastie menace must be destroyed.
f8c572 No.10694
ROUND 9
>Stalemate between Buffy and me
>Lassland wins through city bonus alone
>The West narrowly avoids war and Galia comes to my aid
d4ed05 No.10695
>>10693
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
f15555 No.10696
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BEAT THE ANGLOS
*waits for the enemies moves to plot my revenge*
ea38de No.10697
Alright it's settled, next round I'll beg Buffyland and Sweden to give me asylum. For a Daftie could never ally with the eternal Anglo and close their eyes on murder of innocent Aryans.
I'll look first what you lads do.
55f2a2 No.10698
| Rolled 100, 20 = 120 (2d100) |
>>10694
Secure Greece and the rest of the Balkans, then mount an attack on Constantinople to stop the Anglo hordes.
2d7594 No.10699
>>10694
did you post the old map lad?
b0eff0 No.10701
>>10698
>>10700
Fuck that was a good roll, can I use it again for my updated battle plan?
7bbb58 No.10702
>>10697
NOT ONE ANGLO FINGER NAIL FOR A THOUSAND ARYAN LIVES *screeches*
f34b47 No.10703
1f9b2a No.10704
| Rolled 73, 73 = 146 (2d100) |
>>10700
FIREBOMB THOSE GOOKS AND BAYONET THEIR BABIES
THE ANGLO DISEASE. IT'S GIVING ME POWER
2364aa No.10705
| Rolled 86, 49 = 135 (2d100) |
>>10700
continue assault on lassland city takes top priority
dfae07 No.10706
>>10702
sorry lad but they're two against three now so I didn't want to be a bully
f7fc6f No.10708
>>10705
reeeeee leave me alone
847806 No.10710
>>10706
I understand tbh more fun this way, bit of larping
384c86 No.10711
| Rolled 93, 50 = 143 (2d100) |
>>10694
swim over and help 22 with Imperium
45522e No.10712
786005 No.10713
>>10703
Alright, the updated battleplan is to retake the bufflands in the buffbalkans, Gallia is an emergent threat and must be defeated.
That 100 is a good roll right?
86f6cb No.10714
| Rolled 33, 14 = 47 (2d100) |
Invade the LASSLAND while his back is turned
0e8963 No.10715
>>10711
ahhhh. Thank you, lass. I'll leave the Imperium to you and head for the east next round.
b45504 No.10716
>>10713
you got 120, but 0 is the best bar dubs and trips
47d1b4 No.10718
>>10716
typo, was using my numpad.
fd7880 No.10719
| Rolled 15, 9 = 24 (2d100) |
continue the fight with buffydom
5a3570 No.10720
>>10714
Your war crimes will only strengthen the bond between white nations.
88e3ee No.10721
ROUND 10
>Same roll between lass and imperium again, won through city bonus
>Daftie invades imperium and takes over the fight in the north
>ANGLO goes for lasslands belly
>Slight gain for the buffydom
820622 No.10723
| Rolled 51, 26 = 77 (2d100) |
FIGHT THE IMPERIUM! GOTT MIT UNS!!! please be dubs
sorry but are we counting Buffydoms nuke from >>10565 or was that out of game?
0025ba No.10724
correct me if I make any mistakes tbh
>>10720
War is war silly Aryan! your "honour" costs you every time
c9e76c No.10725
c47516 No.10726
b7875e No.10727
>>10723
oh fug that's not a nuke nvm
>>10725
yeah lad sorry I'm retarded
79a756 No.10728
| Rolled 37, 26 = 63 (2d100) |
>>10721
attack into scandinavia again
if i get across, head south and take dafties boat thats just north of denmark
4eb1b5 No.10729
| Rolled 45, 72 = 117 (2d100) |
push the ARYANS out of the warmer climates and back to their SNOW HUTS!
4c8e0b No.10730
| Rolled 18, 24 = 42 (2d100) |
>>10721
Wew, this is a tough war for the buffmeister.
Counter-attack the anglo invasion force, secure our girlpower squad and provide a relief force to the dafties, hopefully we'll have enough manpower for this.
>>10723
Trips aren't nuke lass
6d8689 No.10731
| Rolled 53, 35 = 88 (2d100) |
>>10730
Oh fuck that was proper shite, sorry girlies.
04194c No.10732
| Rolled 99, 5 = 104 (2d100) |
>>10730
yeah the 5t penalty for attacking over rivers is a big one
85ed79 No.10733
| Rolled 23, 12 = 35 (2d100) |
same again the war of the pink flesh continues
b8671d No.10734
| Rolled 27, 100 = 127 (2d100) |
>>10723
GOTT IS WITH YOU LASS THANK GOTT
>>10724
>War is war silly Aryan! your "honour" costs you every time
THIS HONOUR IS WHY PEOPLE FOLLOW ME, AND WHY THEY WILL NEVER FOLLOW YOU, ANGLO
DOUBLE-TEAM THE ANGLO WITH BUFFY
007682 No.10735
>>10731
checked lad, don't provide help for me so far I'm fine
2a5c52 No.10737
>>10730
Focus on the Eternal Anglo, lad. I'll help the lass in the North if it becomes necessary.
2cc1d9 No.10738
>>10735
If you need it just ask, we can't fight this war alone
860aed No.10740
>>10734
top kek that image
05a9ff No.10742
I should have crushed the Imperium earlier. I didn't think they'd be able to put up a fight smh. I was thirsty for Anglo blood
585aa3 No.10743
>>10736
his first roll should count tbh
079af5 No.10745
ROUND 11
>The Imperium almost GENOCIDED by the brutal unforgiving Ayran
>Brave Gallia attacks the evil Daftie menace
>The unfortunate Anglo is forced to defend against to Aryan enemies, what has he done to deserve this?
- Global Anglo News
67a407 No.10746
08be0c No.10747
| Rolled 100, 5 = 105 (2d100) |
>>10745
Defend from the aggressive invaders, oy vey!
039b43 No.10748
| Rolled 14, 19 = 33 (2d100) |
>>10745
finish the chinks
bc05b9 No.10749
| Rolled 72, 35 = 107 (2d100) |
>>10745
Push into the Crimea and the Balkans, push the anglos back!
b870b9 No.10750
| Rolled 8, 22 = 30 (2d100) |
>>10745
>>10748
Suicide attack tbh
We will fight to the end and bring great honour to famiry.
ee7c77 No.10752
>>10748
That's just unfair, but at least they're defeated I hope. If there's still things I can do with my dubs I'd like to attack Gallia on MUAHAAAAAHHHH the French side. If not that's fine.
26da93 No.10753
| Rolled 12, 77 = 89 (2d100) |
>>10745
Good job, lass and Gott.
>>10745
*inhales deeply*
Keep attacking the Anglo in Turkey, going south and east. Careful not to clash with the Gauls.
ae1cfb No.10755
>>10752
>>10750
Fuck. I relaxed too soon.
25c347 No.10757
>>10755
there's little he can do, it wasn't a nuke and I went first
97a298 No.10759
| Rolled 90, 15 = 105 (2d100) |
I was supposed to go after orange last turn lad not a huge deal though
From France attack daftie to the east
dbf06d No.10760
waiting for my faithful french ally tbh
899626 No.10762
>>10757
You went first? I wasn't aware that was a thing
fadd71 No.10763
| Rolled 8, 94 = 102 (2d100) |
>>10755
eh?
she wont tbh
dubs vs my zero
i am defeated
you slaughtered the only hope for mankind
dont you know the only way to beat jews is white cock + asian pussy? smh
654852 No.10764
reminder that Gauls are Aryan. Search your heart, you know it to be true
b6a2f4 No.10766
>>10759
ah alright. thought it'd be a waste to attack over river tbh
c1efbb No.10767
>>10763
zero is pretty big anyway, you could've done it. And if >>10762 is right then I'll have a bad time with the frogs. But your death comes with honour.
fe46bd No.10771
ahhh I think this is right
ROUND 12
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM BEING GENOCIDED BY THE EVIL ARYANS WHY CANT YOU BE MORE PEACEFUL LIKE YOUR FELLOW HUMANS IN OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD
99ce95 No.10774
| Rolled 13, 2 = 15 (2d100) |
>>10771
DEATH TO THE GAULS
DEATH TO THE ANGLO
GLORY TO BUFFY!
FULL ATTACK ON THE FRONT!
7d1a1d No.10775
| Rolled 85, 15 = 100 (2d100) |
GIVE ME THE SAMSON OPTION REEEEEEEEEEE KILL EVERY ARYAN KILL KILL KILL
067316 No.10776
| Rolled 18, 56 = 74 (2d100) |
>>10774
or not.
d4bf4b No.10777
| Rolled 8, 51 = 59 (2d100) |
>>10771
attack into France come what will
d5f7c2 No.10778
| Rolled 40, 66 = 106 (2d100) |
>>10771
Keep expanding in Anglo territory. Blitzkrieg the south and claim the city.
If I'm lucky, claim both cities, but do not interact with the Gauls.
>>10775
reeeeeeeeee
GIVE ME TRIPS
84d45d No.10779
| Rolled 78, 18 = 96 (2d100) |
ahhhhhhhhhh I just want to genocide the Anglo
f04cb9 No.10780
| Rolled 79, 10 = 89 (2d100) |
>>10778
NO SUCH LUCK EXISTS FOR YOU ARYAN
658eb8 No.10782
| Rolled 85, 99 = 184 (2d100) |
Oh ho ho you fools.. you think you can destroy me?
bf90da No.10783
| Rolled 47, 25 = 72 (2d100) |
*calls upon the mighty drvids for portentous digits *
Crush the daft scum
a1b4dd No.10784
| Rolled 91, 49 = 140 (2d100) |
>>10774
sorry lad you can't even make it across the river
0fd426 No.10785
d92e2e No.10787
| Rolled 63, 71 = 134 (2d100) |
>>10785
with city bonuses daftie only gets 1t 8)
bde32b No.10788
>>10784
Yeah it's looking a bit shit for the slayer.
1f6ede No.10789
>>10785
RIP INTO THE SNAILEATERS
don't cross over any rivers tho, I still have land across the river.
e11c86 No.10791
>>10787
shit forgot about le city bonuses. But you're just being biased tbh.
6b2eb4 No.10792
ec8c94 No.10793
>>10787
the little circles are the cities right?
Ive literally just taken notice of them
43c088 No.10795
ROUND 13
The Anglo Alliance strikes back
>>10793
yeah kek. you have the most in the game
5aa2a2 No.10796
>>10791
count for yourself lass
58f809 No.10799
| Rolled 25, 39 = 64 (2d100) |
>>10795
Oh God what the fuck happened.
CHARGE, MEN. TAKE CONSTANTINOPLE
013953 No.10800
if you see any cheating by my part you can call me out lads, I am a fair anglo
2e24d0 No.10801
| Rolled 47, 42 = 89 (2d100) |
>>10795
I'll keep fighting France
78967e No.10802
| Rolled 7, 43 = 50 (2d100) |
>>10795
Ok, this time, we're gonna attack the Gallians, and we're gonna attack northern Turkey.
GIRL POWER
55e865 No.10804
| Rolled 92, 95 = 187 (2d100) |
get the lassland reee
0400bd No.10805
| Rolled 25 (1d100) |
alright next round I'll help on the Balkan front
15e280 No.10808
| Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d100) |
Once more with feeling
97b963 No.10809
| Rolled 74, 52 = 126 (2d100) |
>>10808
at least there's a pattern kek
d01d53 No.10810
| Rolled 32 (1d100) |
>>10808
what the heck, wew
94135c No.10812
I should never have mocked the Druids
ee67cc No.10813
| Rolled 71, 99 = 170 (2d100) |
ROUND 14
>gain for Gallia
>loss for lassland
>gain for buffy
f3421b No.10814
| Rolled 20, 85 = 105 (2d100) |
>>10813
take back city, attack lassland
11d5b9 No.10815
| Rolled 98, 12 = 110 (2d100) |
>>10813
Alright, time to cross the river to Greece and attack the Drvids there. Please be good roll.
b35618 No.10816
| Rolled 58, 15 = 73 (2d100) |
>>10813
Isn't it a lovely thing to live with great courage and to die leaving an everlasting fame? Come, Aryans, why do you retreat? Do you want to live forever? In the name of Odin, ATTACK(the Eternal Anglo and claim Constantinople)
0b249f No.10817
>>10815
AAAAAAAAHH ONE OFF
804650 No.10819
| Rolled 11, 85 = 96 (2d100) |
>>10813
WITH A RUSH AND A PUSH THIS LAND WILL BE OURS
Crush Gallia!
and if you feel a bit cheeky, put some pressure on those sneaky Anglos
2c3084 No.10820
AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. THE SVENS ARE SUBMITTING TO THE BIG ANGLO COCK REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10815
wew. Still good, lass
20ffa7 No.10822
>>10819
Reverse 69, what does that mean?
e725f7 No.10823
>>10819
GREAT JOB LAD. CONSTANTINOPLE WILL BE OURS
f7174c No.10824
>>10823
>CONSTANTINOPLE
That's on my side of the border lad.
33ac84 No.10827
| Rolled 68, 30 = 98 (2d100) |
Same again
57f71b No.10828
>>10824
Yeah, ours, as in the Alliance's.
1a5028 No.10829
YOU FOOLS YOU WILL GET NOTHING
NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
bbc111 No.10831
ROUND 15
>Constantinople has fallen to the barbarian hordes
d67401 No.10833
| Rolled 16, 60 = 76 (2d100) |
>>10831
*supplies my Caroleans with BIG BLACK DILDOS to boost morale*
NOW DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND SLAY THAT MONSTER. HEAD SOUTH AND CLAIM THE CITY
d64867 No.10834
| Rolled 79, 60 = 139 (2d100) |
>>10831
Help Anprim with Gallia in Greece, I won't rest until the earth is not soaked in frog blood.
e391fd No.10836
>>10834
>until the earth is soaked*
efd7ad No.10837
Sorry I hope you lads are ok, I'm having tunnel vision on the Anglo menace
0b727c No.10838
| Rolled 100, 43 = 143 (2d100) |
>>10833
wew lad
UNLEASH THE ANGLO MUTANTS
d8a918 No.10839
| Rolled 38, 54 = 92 (2d100) |
>>10831
>>10831
Oh, this is good this is good, push Gallia out of the Balkans, and maybe head into the boot of Italy because Buffy needs her some new shoes!
554b8a No.10840
| Rolled 48, 12 = 60 (2d100) |
why cant i get one trips
7aefc7 No.10841
>>10838
Fucking finally. The big black dildos helped.
bbbc96 No.10842
| Rolled 66, 59 = 125 (2d100) |
>>10841
The only solution to the anglo menace is the final solution!
9d4e1d No.10843
| Rolled 97, 62 = 159 (2d100) |
Keep pushing I can feel something brewing
46758d No.10844
>>10843
reeee the druids are too powerful
4cccf1 No.10845
06ca3c No.10846
>>10843
against daftie, anprim or both?
7318a3 No.10847
da7d83 No.10850
ROUND 16
>The Anglo is backed into the corner, but there is when he is most dangerous
>The endless fight rages in the west but the frontlines barely change over the rivers
>Buffy gainz
269382 No.10851
| Rolled 65, 97 = 162 (2d100) |
>>10850
AAAAAHH WE LOSE POWER
ATTACK IN THE NORTH AGAIN. FÜR DAS VOLK
dd43dd No.10852
| Rolled 40, 25 = 65 (2d100) |
>>10850
MEN, CAROLEANS, SVENS
IF YOU CLAIM THE CITY THIS ROUND I WILL IMPORT THE DARKEST AFRICANS FROM THE DEEPEST JUNGLE TO SWEDEN
PUSH ON INTO ANGLO TERRITORY
cc209d No.10853
dfc595 No.10855
Daftyism is a dead end road tbh. LOCAL Anglosim will flourish
5ae032 No.10856
| Rolled 57, 98 = 155 (2d100) |
>>10850
I wanted to go south to the city, but that's fine. Sorry for blocking you, Buffy
ce4103 No.10857
>>10852
>one off
fucking hell tbh
b6cdf9 No.10858
| Rolled 39, 84 = 123 (2d100) |
>>10850
ok probably should have went after buffy harder I'll do that now
68cfb7 No.10859
| Rolled 68, 98 = 166 (2d100) |
RETREAT BEHIND THE RIVER DEFENCES
9f593c No.10863
| Rolled 42, 97 = 139 (2d100) |
>>10852
Your Somalians aren't even enough to make the Aryan want to enter water!
9e1ab4 No.10864
| Rolled 62, 70 = 132 (2d100) |
>>10853
Pet, don't focus on the balkans, get the Gauls off you're own turf and let me handle them here.
>>10850
Push into Italy's boot, their moorish forces shall be crushed!
df754a No.10866
>>10859
Reeee just die you cunt
77b400 No.10870
>>10864
note to Pembs: I meant north of France
c56ab8 No.10872
>>10870
I know, but earlier you said you wanted to provide me with assistance
c8b9a9 No.10873
| Rolled 40, 81 = 121 (2d100) |
ROUND 17
>Daftie cannot make it across the river smh
>Slight gains for Gallia across the balkans
>The Anglos have lost all their cities but set up a stronghold in the desert
>>10866
This is what you get for fighting the Anglo, lad
e88527 No.10875
| Rolled 89, 31 = 120 (2d100) |
>>10873
fill white river areas and defend the moat tbh.
549969 No.10876
| Rolled 92, 45 = 137 (2d100) |
>>10873
BUFFY WANTS ITALY REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh and northern Balkans.
63890e No.10878
| Rolled 95, 43 = 138 (2d100) |
>>10873
Finally the city is ours. Leave the pesky Anglo to me.
My firebombs will turn your desert into glass.
Operation Desert Firestorm begins now.
95211a No.10879
| Rolled 50, 55 = 105 (2d100) |
>>10876
And if possible fill out the rest of Greece.
670418 No.10880
| Rolled 90, 45 = 135 (2d100) |
fuck this game is long
dc49ae No.10883
| Rolled 53, 82 = 135 (2d100) |
>>10873
take greece from the vaginajews
55c3da No.10884
So attacking across a river costs 5, so if I have 6 and attack you and you have 2 you'll still win?
fb6252 No.10886
>>10884
you won't be able to cross and neither will I
0cb297 No.10887
| Rolled 98, 56 = 154 (2d100) |
>>10873
cross river over Belgium into Gallia and go north
>>10880
yeah, noticed also
3dfce2 No.10889
| Rolled 69, 71 = 140 (2d100) |
>>10887
fucking hell
test tbh
5371e4 No.10890
>>10880
not enough portentous digits
I don't have to but I'd like to go to bed around 12 tbh
2b671a No.10891
>>10886
Why not? I have 11, no?
a73dc0 No.10894
>>10891
11-9=2, you need 5 to cross
64cf90 No.10896
ROUND 18
>Anglos safe behind the river
>Daftie manages to cross into Belgium
>Battle in the Balkans
b18b35 No.10898
>>10894
Oh, I see. So I'd need at least 14 if you have 9?
1c285c No.10899
>>10898
well I guess you'd need 15 to get that 1 tile over
896dd1 No.10902
>>10896
I should have taken two tiles from you in the south, no?
b451d8 No.10903
| Rolled 8, 26 = 34 (2d100) |
>>10896
Push the Gauls out of The Balkans!!!!!!!!!
75b8dc No.10906
>>10902
shit sorry I'll just give you that whole bit thought it was a river for some reason
b952e7 No.10910
| Rolled 63, 22 = 85 (2d100) |
defence
609016 No.10912
| Rolled 28, 66 = 94 (2d100) |
>>10906
Wew. Two is fine, lad
11-9
If high enough I'll invade over the river, if not I'll claim the white to the north of the Anglo.
5cfc40 No.10914
| Rolled 38, 91 = 129 (2d100) |
>>10896
>>10896
Continue pushing east
19e2a0 No.10916
| Rolled 82, 13 = 95 (2d100) |
round 20 will be final round I reckon
was suppost to exercise today smh
677bf5 No.10918
| Rolled 64, 43 = 107 (2d100) |
>>10914
*through greece
b05a7b No.10920
| Rolled 7, 42 = 49 (2d100) |
>>10916
was supposed to finish OC today smh
1e693d No.10921
>>10920
I was supposed to do school work today smh
a203dd No.10927
| Rolled 61, 12 = 73 (2d100) |
>>10920
>>10921
ahhhhhh lads
1ed75d No.10931
| Rolled 11, 46 = 57 (2d100) |
>>10921
roll for a couple more rounds and i'll end lass
2bc592 No.10932
>>10921
Pembs ruins everything smh
5fb56f No.10933
| Rolled 12, 16, 21 = 49 (3d100) |
>>10931
ok lad
08758c No.10936
| Rolled 47, 36 = 83 (2d100) |
ROUND 19
>safe behind rivers again :^)
>gallia takes land in the balkans
>daftie makes gainz in france
7c0d0c No.10937
I've spent the whole day watching Buffy the Vampire because I finished all my work on Friday…
but I need to make a playlist for my next radio show…
ecb19b No.10944
| Rolled 68, 23 = 91 (2d100) |
>>10936
Claim what's left of the Anglo's territory on this side of the river. If I still have enough tiles left, claim what's across the river to the south of his territory
eed28c No.10946
| Rolled 17, 72 = 89 (2d100) |
>>10936
whooooaaa, nice.
keep on pushing the Gaels out.
>>10937
what radio show?
a48f5b No.10947
| Rolled 88, 71 = 159 (2d100) |
>>10936
defence lalallala
>>10937
> because I finished all my work on Friday…
good lad
87e46f No.10951
| Rolled 92, 2 = 94 (2d100) |
>>10944
Oh for fuck's sake ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
4a0cfe No.10953
| Rolled 85, 32 = 117 (2d100) |
>>10936
Take constantinople
97e906 No.10958
| Rolled 25, 77 = 102 (2d100) |
>>10944
>>10951
kek. if the anglo cannot win he will bog you down until you give up
88ed71 No.10962
>>10946
My local radio station allows volunteers, so now I have got myself a slot on tuesdays from 3-5.
41d3b4 No.10966
>>10962
Speaking of which I need albums and music to listen to ngl.
7789cf No.10972
| Rolled 87, 11 = 98 (2d100) |
>>10966
ROLL JUST ONE MORE ROUND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6837c2 No.10974
| Rolled 59, 40 = 99 (2d100) |
sorry lad
fd0f14 No.10978
| Rolled 2, 86 = 88 (2d100) |
We should end it tbh. Been stuck at the same place for too long tbh
9ff407 No.10982
| Rolled 87, 64 = 151 (2d100) |
>>10978
fuck it lda
49634f No.10984
| Rolled 15, 41 = 56 (2d100) |
GAME OVER
thanks for spending 3 and a half hours of your life with me, shame it didn't go faster. this map can result in a lot of stalemates I guess
837f86 No.10989
| Rolled 36, 92 = 128 (2d100) |
The fucking rivers maaaan
2941a9 No.10990
hope you all enjoyed and will be up for a game with a better map next week or something <3
a05a77 No.10991
| Rolled 41, 13 = 54 (2d100) |
>>10984
Maybe we spent too long not attacking each other at the start tbh
75d16a No.10992
fa3b11 No.10993
| Rolled 63, 55 = 118 (2d100) |
>>10984
marvelous
d37c50 No.10999
let me just get constantinople for gallia for autism purposes there we go..
b30723 No.11001
| Rolled 16, 84 = 100 (2d100) |
>>10999
Bigger map next time?
b16d49 No.11003
>>10999
thanks lad I pretty much won right?
85e425 No.11004
>>11001
yeah lad, picked the small one cuz didnt think anyone would play tbh
2b696b No.11005
>>11003
going by cities you drew with 22st
ed74fb No.11013
| Rolled 3, 41 = 44 (2d100) |
>>11004
Tbh I think with our alliance at full power we would've have got you, and then we would have to fight amongst ourselves, to determine the trve Aryans…
9ece87 No.11014
well as anti climactic as that was I still had fun thanks for setting this up lad.
639223 No.11016
It was fun lads. It stole precious time from me I can't get back but I'm lad I spent it on you. Going to bed soon now, and thanks for teaching me how to play Pembs
dbdcdc No.11018
>>11014
was a bit. no problems lad always a fun bit of larp
>>11013
perhaps lad.. the rivers favoured us :^)
88ea2f No.11020
| Rolled 15, 30 = 45 (2d100) |
thanks, lads and lass, it was fun
dceec3 No.11021
>>11016
yeah was good lass, yw the more the merrier. good night
6c924a No.11025
| Rolled 92, 41 = 133 (2d100) |
It was good fun lads, hope to see you all again!