[–]▶ fb952d (1) No.10406>>10422 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Welcome all to the official first Risk game played on /brit//poltics/ since we were on /britpol/!
This is a BULLY-FREE game so don't feel intimidated and we will be nice.
If you aren't sure how to play or it's your first time feel free to ask.
Rules:
>Get yourself a flag or a tripcode
>Choose a name for your nation
>Choose a colour
>Choose a location
>Set your dice to 2 dice 100 sides in post options
Map rules are in the map itself
I will be hosting the game of course and playing as well. Hopefully we can get a good 4 people in including me for a good game.
▶ d33580 (1) No.10410
post
>Choose a name for your nation
>Choose a colour
>Choose a location
then I'll add you to the map and when we're all in round 1 can start
▶ cd9613 (1) No.10414>>10417
should I get a trip?
I choose blue, and Germany
▶ ad0f4b (1) No.10417>>10423
>>10414
nah flags fine, what do you want to be called?
▶ 213d4f (1) No.10421>>10425
I would like to be called "The Imperium"
▶ 90dd0e (1) No.10422>>10426
>>10406 (OP)
>so don't feel intimidated and we will be nice.
Oh, nice
>Choose a name for your nation
Lassland
>Choose a colour
Pink
>Choose a location
Sweden
▶ f7ac6d (1) No.10423>>10428
>>10417
Just regular Daftie then.
How many people do you need, 4? Also do I need a special memie name for my country?
I'll loose anyway
▶ 4a97a6 (1) No.10425>>10431
>>10421
woops didnt see the bit about three tiles
▶ fcf57b (1) No.10426>>10433
>>10422
thanks for not really ignoring me lad
▶ 880a01 (1) No.10428
>>10423
nah daftie will work. yeah 4 is a good start, any more is a bonus.
▶ fd34b9 (1) No.10431
>>10425
>doing my work for me
good lad
▶ 2d3a0a (1) No.10433>>10436 >>10443
>>10426
might as well give it a try tbh. My browser keeps crashing so I hope this isn't too quick paced tbh
▶ b8cd76 (1) No.10435>>10439 >>10442
Name: Herts
Colour: Purple since someone already took blue
Location: Southern England
▶ 1fea81 (1) No.10436>>10443
>>10433
My firefox has memory leaks every time I'm posting on /brit/ or /newbrit/ tbh. It's getting ridiculous.
▶ c58ff9 (1) No.10438
more response than I thought thanks you lad
▶ 85070e (1) No.10439
▶ 6940ed (1) No.10442>>10445
>>10435
England has been nicked sorry lad
▶ 4362bb (1) No.10443>>10472
>>10433
>>10436
yeah I've already switched over to chrome spyware cuz of that shit
▶ 7050cd (1) No.10445>>10447
>>10442
Put me in Scotland/Ireland then
▶ c7a882 (1) No.10447>>10448
>>10445
alright lad, just to say you'd have no city bonus but it's only 1 so you could still win by getting a good roll
▶ 6f3075 (1) No.10448
▶ 6da6da (1) No.10449>>10452 >>10461
Hope you don't need to know anything about geography to play this game
▶ 1b9fe4 (1) No.10450>>10452
can I cross rivers for free with ships?
▶ 52f0ef (1) No.10452
>>10449
nahh just say north, east etc
>>10450
they are for crossing seas
▶ 414b41 (1) No.10453
waiting for sussex lad now unless he's in the thread flagless
▶ 235883 (1) No.10457
never mind he's out we can start soon then I'll put myself in
▶ 0b4552 (1) No.10460
▶ d40a2f (1) No.10461>>10466 >>10467
 | Rolled 59, 60 = 119 (2d100) |
>Choose a name for your nation
Gallia
>Choose a colour
green
>Choose a location
north france
>>10449
yer right
▶ 35c83d (1) No.10465>>10467
▶ b514d9 (1) No.10466>>10468 >>10470
>>10461
REE WE AREN'T ROLLING YET I THOUGHT
▶ e3b8e4 (1) No.10467
>>10461
good lad
>>10465
go to post options and fill out whats in op
▶ 5025ac (1) No.10468
▶ a307fb (1) No.10469>>10473 >>10474
Explain to me how to roll tbh, I've never done risk on here before
▶ d0313d (1) No.10470>>10471 >>10473
| Rolled 16, 10 = 26 (2d100) |
>>10466
it was an accident sorry
▶ e4745d (1) No.10471
| Rolled 47, 21 = 68 (2d100) |
>>10470
it keeps happening
▶ ce37ec (1) No.10472>>10477
>>10443
I'll never do that though tbh. You've got no reliable way to disable WebRTC, no self-destroying cookie plug-in, RandomAgentSpoofer is utter shite on there, uMatrix isn't available but Ublock is, and my Youtube Video Download helper isn't found on chromium either.
▶ b6a41a (1) No.10473>>10475
>>10470
it's alright I'll only count the proper ones
>>10469
put 2 in dice and then 100 in sides
▶ 3f3b9b (1) No.10474>>10478
| Rolled 89, 54 = 143 (2d100) |
>>10469
▶ ebf690 (1) No.10475
▶ ccb863 (1) No.10477>>10484
>>10472
you're a tougher lad than I, can't fuckin stand the crashing after a while
▶ 54d478 (1) No.10478
| Rolled 34, 58 = 92 (2d100) |
>>10474
Got it now, thanks
▶ f798f1 (1) No.10479>>10481 >>10482
| Rolled 57, 24 = 81 (2d100) |
ROUND 1 LADS
I'm in turkey btw
>expand south
▶ 332b3a (1) No.10480>>10483
| Rolled 57, 59 = 116 (2d100) |
who goes next? what even happened as a result of your turn?
reeeeeeeee explain
▶ f23fe1 (1) No.10481>>10483
| Rolled 79, 24 = 103 (2d100) |
>>10479
I'll have to log out for just a second but I'll be back in 5 mins
▶ edd2ca (1) No.10482>>10487 >>10488
| Rolled 58, 11 = 69 (2d100) |
>>10479
Go south towards Imperium tbh
▶ 2f9557 (1) No.10483>>10485
>>10480
roll once whenever you like after the round starts, you can roll before or after other people as you like for strategic purposes
>>10481
alright, I'll just expand for you now
▶ 396929 (1) No.10484
>>10477
I understand though lad. I wish they'd fix it but I may be forced to switch too soon as it's doing it now on other sites too.
▶ 9e94e6 (1) No.10485>>10488
| Rolled 72, 80 = 152 (2d100) |
>>10483
ok go north towards herts
▶ 16a6d9 (1) No.10486
| Rolled 64, 54 = 118 (2d100) |
Ëxpand north
▶ 41be8a (1) No.10487>>10489 >>10492
>>10482
holy fuck you got a nuke on the first round
▶ 677c04 (1) No.10488>>10490 >>10492
>>10482
>>10485
also you clash with these moves so is war declared?
▶ 8f0655 (1) No.10489
| Rolled 100, 56 = 156 (2d100) |
>>10487
wew
▶ 6ec9bc (1) No.10490>>10495
| Rolled 72, 1 = 73 (2d100) |
>>10488
yeah im gonna fuck his shit up
▶ 58d6cf (1) No.10492>>10495
| Rolled 77, 57 = 134 (2d100) |
>>10487
wew
>>10488
I am declaring war to remove noodle
▶ c9b824 (1) No.10494
| Rolled 68, 38 = 106 (2d100) |
guess I'll just expand south
▶ 6e1930 (1) No.10495
▶ 5d773e (1) No.10497>>10499 >>10501 >>10503 >>10507
| Rolled 26, 47 = 73 (2d100) |
ROUND 2
>The Jocks got trident
>War between Herts and Imperium
expand towards the chosen land
▶ 85ff3d (1) No.10499
| Rolled 54, 90 = 144 (2d100) |
>>10497
ok i just want to keep pushing north and attack herts
▶ 10f20d (1) No.10500
| Rolled 80, 36 = 116 (2d100) |
forgot to add city bonuses, corrected now
▶ 4b9c13 (1) No.10501
| Rolled 41, 9 = 50 (2d100) |
>>10497
Keep fucking Imperium's shit up tbh
▶ bb92ee (1) No.10503
| Rolled 87, 10 = 97 (2d100) |
>>10497
sorry I'm back help
▶ dba044 (1) No.10505>>10506 >>10508
Expand into Finland and go south
▶ 6322ad (1) No.10506
| Rolled 86, 69 = 155 (2d100) |
>>10505
▶ 6c2226 (1) No.10507>>10508
>>10497
also I want a boat
▶ 2deb05 (1) No.10508>>10509 >>10510
>>10505
>Finland
go easy lad…
>>10507
lol ok
▶ e129ed (1) No.10509>>10515
>>10508
The world needs to be Svenned, lad
▶ acc614 (1) No.10510>>10513 >>10515
>>10508
Once Lassland goes south I'll need to protect my God-given land. Gott mit uns.
▶ 4951ff (1) No.10511
▶ 1bb3fb (1) No.10512>>10515
| Rolled 29, 82 = 111 (2d100) |
further south lad
▶ aeadfa (1) No.10513>>10514 >>10515
SO how do you calculate how many tiles you get?
>>10510
Are you afraid, lass? We're a peaceful multicultural nation. As long as you're not racist we won't declare war on you.
▶ a2dd5d (1) No.10514
>>10513
You're pretty threatening but I'm not declaring war either yet.
▶ fe0167 (1) No.10515>>10517
>>10509
LAD
>>10510
atlantic wall tbh
>>10512
nice trips tbh
>>10513
where it says rolls in the map
▶ 8d3de0 (1) No.10517>>10519 >>10521
>>10515
Yeah, but what does 1-3, 4-6 etc. mean? I rolled 118 the first time and I got 6 tiles
▶ 36b094 (1) No.10518>>10522 >>10523 >>10533 >>10537
ROUND 3
>Herts on his last stand with a nuke in his pocket
>General expansion and borders meeting
▶ 7f497b (1) No.10519
>>10517
oh I count the last number of the roll unless its dubs or trips or 69
▶ e1b35d (1) No.10520
| Rolled 61, 53 = 114 (2d100) |
goin south to Rome
checkem
▶ 9d17ef (1) No.10521>>10524
>>10517
7-9 = 7 tiles
If I gave you 6 then I fucked up lol
▶ 44e4b6 (1) No.10522>>10526
| Rolled 68, 62 = 130 (2d100) |
>>10518
Stage a desperate assault on Jockland tbh
Also nuke the shit out of Londonistan
▶ eb7944 (1) No.10523>>10530
>>10518
attack herts and take ireland too if i can
▶ b1135c (1) No.10524>>10525 >>10527
>>10521
Oh, yeah, pretty sure it was 6. Just give me one extra the next turn
▶ ff21d1 (1) No.10525>>10531
▶ ebe565 (1) No.10526>>10528
>>10522
Lad you could've bombed Dresden, now it's too late
▶ 46cbd3 (1) No.10527>>10531
>>10524
wait never mind you crossed a river, 1t cost
▶ 032d34 (1) No.10528>>10532 >>10535
>>10526
Don't worry lass, I'll do it again
▶ a5d7c7 (1) No.10529>>10535
| Rolled 31, 32 = 63 (2d100) |
East from spain to italy
▶ c9a0a8 (1) No.10530>>10533
▶ 98a810 (1) No.10531
| Rolled 15, 35 = 50 (2d100) |
Take whatever that city is I am close by in Russia and expand east
>>10525
>>10527
oh
▶ 245337 (1) No.10532
▶ ff939a (1) No.10533>>10534
| Rolled 67, 80 = 147 (2d100) |
>>10518
attack herts and take ireland too if i can >>10530
▶ dbd78e (1) No.10534
▶ 857240 (1) No.10535>>10536
>>10528
0 is pretty good tho but how you gonna reach me from Scottland
>>10529
fug off I'm getting there first
▶ 61a3e4 (1) No.10536
>>10535
Not telling tbh, I have a secret weapon
▶ 901ed9 (1) No.10537
| Rolled 90, 59 = 149 (2d100) |
>>10518
take israel and set up the centre of world Anglory tbh
▶ b0fd1e (1) No.10538>>10539
▶ 7843a4 (1) No.10539>>10540 >>10541
| Rolled 28, 61 = 89 (2d100) |
>>10538
they take 3 to capture and then you can use them to cross the sea
▶ 3ae0cb (1) No.10540>>10542 >>10543
>>10539
Can 22st liberate my boat from me?
▶ 81d22d (1) No.10541>>10543
>>10539
So you can go anywhere in the sea, from Sweden to Italy?
▶ a8e069 (1) No.10542>>10547
>>10540
Do you want to be liberated, lass?
▶ 2027fd (1) No.10543>>10544 >>10545 >>10548 >>10549 >>10551
ROUND 4
>Londonistan NUKED and impassable
>Herts and Imperium in battle to the death, one roll may decide it all
>General expansion elsewhere
>>10540
only if you're at war and he finds evidence of water borne death camps
>>10541
nah only in between where the boat is at
▶ e41720 (1) No.10544>>10546
| Rolled 87, 35 = 122 (2d100) |
>>10543
KILL HERTS
▶ c4f6b1 (1) No.10545>>10546 >>10550
| Rolled 73, 19 = 92 (2d100) |
>>10543
Finish off Imperium, any spare goes to Norway
▶ b722b2 (1) No.10546
>>10544
>>10545
I'm fucked, aren't I?
▶ db9b59 (1) No.10547>>10551
>>10542
Lad if I see you making any dangerous expansions to the south I'll do another 1714 you savage
▶ b630ef (1) No.10548
>>10543
tbh that's awkward if I leave that space in the west england that no one can get to and Lion would be trapped in
▶ 30b8f6 (1) No.10549
| Rolled 58, 82 = 140 (2d100) |
>>10543
we go on going to take Italy
▶ 02e2f7 (1) No.10550>>10552 >>10554
>>10545
wew yeah sorry lad
▶ 713424 (1) No.10551>>10557 >>10558
| Rolled 61, 69 = 130 (2d100) |
>>10543
Cities give an additional tile, right?
Keep expand one tile north on the eastern side of the mountains to claim the city, then head south along the Caspian sea
>>10547
I don't like conflict, lass. I'll be taking your undefended homeland instead.
▶ f7ab07 (1) No.10552>>10558
>>10550
S'alright, just bad luck tbh
▶ 4c15b4 (1) No.10553>>10559
| Rolled 39, 49 = 88 (2d100) |
further eastern expansion around Italy so as not to upset Daftistan
▶ fef9fd (1) No.10554>>10556
>>10550
is it late to join in?
▶ 788928 (1) No.10556>>10560
>>10554
go for it lad, won't be easy for you but you can
▶ 93b748 (1) No.10557
>>10551
You can do that since that's pretty much what happened early in history anyway. I'll aim for Constantinople. And keep an eye on you of course.
>>10555
this
▶ e6a82f (1) No.10558
>>10551
>Cities give an additional tile, right?
yea
>>10552
yeah lad smh
▶ f1c9ee (1) No.10559
▶ 6e5ba6 (1) No.10560>>10562
| Rolled 1, 64 = 65 (2d100) |
>>10556
Alrighty then boys.
I'd like Romania, or territories in it, and the colour grey, and that it be called Buffydom.
▶ bf5cc9 (1) No.10561>>10562 >>10563
May I join, fellow /newbrit/ons?
▶ c13c3a (1) No.10562>>10564
| Rolled 76, 30 = 106 (2d100) |
I'll go up north to ukraine
>>10560
aight lad
>>10561
again bit late, but I won't stop you
▶ 9a2fd9 (1) No.10563>>10567 >>10572
>>10561
>Risk was part of Pembs' masterplan to dissolve /brit/
you madman
▶ ca5925 (1) No.10564>>10566 >>10568 >>10569
>>10562
I'm actually Herts
It was a joke
▶ 669a68 (1) No.10565>>10571 >>10574 >>10723
| Rolled 62, 49 = 111 (2d100) |
So how does the rolling work?
▶ ee4278 (1) No.10566>>10573
>>10564
I thought you're the simpsonsposter from /brit/ tbh
▶ 928b9c (1) No.10567
>>10563
Top kek. He's been playing the long game
▶ dc16e7 (1) No.10568
| Rolled 99, 8 = 107 (2d100) |
>>10564
LAD
▶ 0a58e3 (1) No.10569
▶ d20a77 (1) No.10571
>>10565
WHOA LAD
haha just a one you pleb haha
▶ f3d5c4 (1) No.10572
| Rolled 74, 9 = 83 (2d100) |
>>10563
2d100 chess
▶ dc350f (1) No.10573
>>10566
Nah I was just memiing tbh
Anyway fams I'll leave you to it, might get some work done while you finish
▶ 24f6a6 (1) No.10574>>10579
| Rolled 1, 42 = 43 (2d100) |
>>10565
like that tbh just roll while you say your move and I'll put it in, the rolls are explained on the map
▶ 15a987 (1) No.10578>>10582 >>10584
I think that's everything tbh
ROUND 5
>Scots crushed r.i.p herts
>Map getting tight
>Buffy the Vampire slayer enters the game
▶ fa043b (1) No.10579>>10585
| Rolled 75, 100 = 175 (2d100) |
>>10574
Alright bril brill lad,
The current order of business in Buffydom is expand eastwards
▶ 463c08 (1) No.10582>>10583
| Rolled 18, 3 = 21 (2d100) |
>>10578
>I got south italy
AAAAAHH WHY DO I GET ALL THE SHITHOLES
lets go south again while taking Sicily and Africa without stepping on Gallia, I respect his borders
▶ 294a1e (1) No.10583>>10586 >>10587
>>10582
can I even do that? does my boat reach that or do I need to buy another?
▶ 076187 (1) No.10584>>10593
| Rolled 74, 19 = 93 (2d100) |
>>10578
ok not sure what to do
id like to take that last irish territory and then go east in scandinavia (but not declare war just take the empty stuff)
but if i cant expand in two directions at once then id like to go to scandinavia
▶ a19a93 (1) No.10585>>10588
>>10579
cucked me out of a city there smh
▶ 0ffb63 (1) No.10586
>>10583
yeah just take the boat by Sicily
▶ 162b65 (1) No.10587>>10590
>>10583
ok prolly not, if no just stay on Sicily and Gallia can take Africa if he wants
▶ e8ffc3 (1) No.10588>>10589
>>10585
Sorry about that boyo, we don't need to fight about it though?
▶ cbe624 (1) No.10590>>10599 >>10600
>>10587
you got 3 left over
▶ 8d86d9 (1) No.10591>>10596 >>10600
| Rolled 95, 38 = 133 (2d100) |
Declare war on the Eternal Anglo and attack Ukraine.
LEAVE NO ANGLO LASS UNSVENNED
don't really know if declaring war means anything specific or it just means attacking another player
▶ a8de1d (1) No.10593
▶ 07416f (1) No.10595
| Rolled 90, 96 = 186 (2d100) |
I'll finish off Africa and expand east
▶ 120996 (1) No.10596>>10605
▶ 0c4cd2 (1) No.10597>>10603
>>10589
Wouldn't want anything bad to happen…
▶ c3afeb (1) No.10599
>>10590
never mind gallia right
▶ c6ce86 (1) No.10600>>10602 >>10605
>>10590
time to take Poland then, expand east
>>10591
>two conflicts at once
>dubs
ah fuck you lad, we'll meet some time
▶ 05d8ef (1) No.10602
>>10600
oh wait I'm stupid, just ignore this whole post
▶ 605b05 (1) No.10603>>10607
>>10597
oh that was the wrong image lad meant to post this tbh
▶ 372890 (1) No.10605>>10611
| Rolled 22, 24 = 46 (2d100) |
>>10596
I've had my eyes on you for a while, lad. Now the Aryan blood has come to you.
>>10600
Lass we're related by blood. Why do you want me to beat you up?
▶ 8cce66 (1) No.10606
| Rolled 67, 95 = 162 (2d100) |
FIGHT BACK THE ARYAN SCUM
OPERATION ARYANDIED BEGINS
▶ d1ca4b (1) No.10607>>10618
>>10603
Best be careful with images, don't want to imply anything under the table
knight to e4
▶ d01617 (1) No.10611>>10614 >>10618
>>10605
Your size on the map is making me uncomfortable, I hope we don't need to fight because I have Gallia in my neck also
▶ 09cc0a (1) No.10614>>10617
>>10611
No metagaming lass
▶ bbbe69 (1) No.10615>>10618 >>10625
▶ ccd8f0 (1) No.10616
Is it possible to fight a war on two fronts? Fighting the Anglo has brought new diseases to my people. They hunger for Aryan blood
▶ 6ae522 (1) No.10617
>>10614
I don't know what that means…
▶ 8e1ccc (1) No.10618>>10621 >>10622 >>10623 >>10625 >>10636 >>10638
| Rolled 74, 57 = 131 (2d100) |
ROUND 7
>The land of lasses makes a surprise attack and uses chemical weapons on the innocent, peaceful Anglo
>Little space left in the west to move, what will be done?
>>10607
c-checkmate
>>10610
watch your back lad…
>>10611
join forces with the anglo lass
>>10615
yeah lad
▶ fd0b37 (1) No.10621
| Rolled 92, 47 = 139 (2d100) |
>>10618
counter attack/defend
▶ 2d8b50 (1) No.10622
| Rolled 52, 95 = 147 (2d100) |
>>10618
I'll prob have to some day. For now move to Poland
▶ d04375 (1) No.10623>>10632 >>10638
| Rolled 80, 97 = 177 (2d100) |
>>10618
Buffy to expand northwards, and maybe southwards if you're feeling a bit cheeky.
▶ 80bca5 (1) No.10625>>10628
>>10615
>>10618
I thought that's what metagaming meant tbh
▶ 6a18d6 (1) No.10628>>10630 >>10647
| Rolled 11, 74 = 85 (2d100) |
>>10625
what does it mean lad?
▶ 544ebb (1) No.10630>>10633
▶ 678c86 (1) No.10632>>10639
>>10623
If someone were to get quads, would you count that instead of the roll?
▶ 537028 (1) No.10633
▶ 8fa843 (1) No.10636>>10642
| Rolled 46, 6 = 52 (2d100) |
>>10618
Attack into Lassland heading for that city first.
▶ 9c3e1d (1) No.10638>>10641 >>10653
| Rolled 35, 79 = 114 (2d100) |
>>10618
Fight back the Anglo across the black sea and begin conquering his homeland.
>>10623
*requests Alliance. Goal: destroy the Anglo. Once he has been destroyed we'll live in peace.*
▶ 6f6f96 (1) No.10639>>10653
>>10632
cant get quads with 100 sides tbh
▶ debcaa (1) No.10640>>10645 >>10648
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| Rolled 80, 47 = 127 (2d100) |
Do'nt think I have much choice now
*declares war on Daftistan*
▶ 6808be (1) No.10641>>10643 >>10649
>>10638
Wait lad which one is you?
▶ 60596f (1) No.10645
>>10640
it's all kicking off
▶ 46f643 (1) No.10647>>10652
>>10628
Joining forces and plotting against other players, y'know bongo bongo land stuff. I understand that's probably half the fun with this game though
▶ 808f5d (1) No.10648>>10651
>>10640
AAAAAAAHH
nigga I wanted to make you my ally.
▶ 615d39 (1) No.10649>>10654 >>10656
>The Imperium and Eternal Anglo join forces to destroy the huwhite race
>>10641
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHIIIIIIIIIIIITE BROOOOOOOOOOOOTHER ARE YOU WITH ME?
▶ 2617c8 (1) No.10651>>10655
>>10648
There's nothing left for me to expand into except you lass ;^)
▶ 72b357 (1) No.10652
>>10647
ah fair enough yeah not having that seems bit dull, as long as it isn't arranged right as the game starts or whatever
▶ 735fd6 (1) No.10653>>10656 >>10665
>>10643
Thanks!
>>10639
I meant on their post number
>>10638
Request accepted, Buffydom and Lassland form girl power pact against the eternal Anglo.
▶ 8b6ad6 (1) No.10654
| Rolled 40, 34 = 74 (2d100) |
>>10649
The huwhite race must perish. We need a NEW MACHINE.
▶ 5f8c15 (1) No.10655
>>10651
Yes there is, there are some white places left. smh. I wanted to take the psheks now I have to defend shitholes like Sicily.
▶ b7d342 (1) No.10656
>>10649
ARYANS OUT
CHINKIES IN
>>10653
oh, nah wouldn't count it tbh
▶ 6b1661 (1) No.10658>>10661 >>10662 >>10663 >>10665 >>10666
ROUND 8
>Alliances are forged, war is declared
>Only managed to take a boat in the Ukraine
>Imperium attacks in the north
>Gallia attacks in the west
▶ df17ee (1) No.10661>>10664
| Rolled 63, 84 = 147 (2d100) |
>>10658
War with the anglos it is, Buffy to expand into Bulgaria and eastern Greece, as well as attack the Angloids.
▶ 1313ce (1) No.10662
| Rolled 97, 19 = 116 (2d100) |
>>10658
SEND THEIR BLOOD TO THE REFINERIES
(attack)
▶ 23acce (1) No.10663
| Rolled 91, 4 = 95 (2d100) |
>>10658
take what's left on the right of Gallia
▶ aa149b (1) No.10664
| Rolled 34, 21 = 55 (2d100) |
>>10661
reee
▶ b2f173 (1) No.10665>>10668 >>10684
| Rolled 77, 89 = 166 (2d100) |
>>10653
Great. You can have the white patches to the east once we've destroyed the Anglo. I will have to leave you in the east and attend to business at home, but I'll join you in crushing him once the Imperium is vanquished.
>>10658
Begin a full on onslaught of the Imperium.
▶ 309d9e (1) No.10666>>10684
| Rolled 26, 73 = 99 (2d100) |
>>10658
attack lassland south first then north
▶ f2a7bc (1) No.10667>>10669
▶ 5f0e3f (1) No.10668
>>10665
It shall be so, the anglos shall be crushed
▶ b76b75 (1) No.10669
▶ 64c0da (1) No.10671>>10673
▶ 5e6af7 (1) No.10673>>10676 >>10679
▶ 9433f0 (1) No.10677>>10682 >>10683 >>10685 >>10687
| Rolled 38, 82 = 120 (2d100) |
I'll leave the peaceful dafties alone for now and head east to come to the Eternal Anglo's defence
▶ 0464a4 (1) No.10679>>10682
>>10673
I can still see the post smh. I hate that delete doesn't function how it should.
▶ 3355ce (1) No.10680
waiting everyones rolls so i can calculate
▶ b17896 (1) No.10682
>>10676
based tbh. this way randomers might join in (for other games not this one)
>>10677
GOOD LAD
>>10679
yeah shame tbh
▶ 0be247 (1) No.10683
>>10677
What are you doing? Gauls are white. Aryans killing Aryans only makes the Anglo's mouth water
▶ 88a28d (1) No.10684>>10686
▶ 8f7866 (1) No.10685>>10693
>>10677
You dare attack the girl power gang?
▶ b4c5a8 (1) No.10686
>>10684
For fuck's sake I wanted to destroy him quickly
▶ 6f7647 (1) No.10687>>10689 >>10691
>>10677
Thanks lad, we appreciate that. I have no idea who to ally with. Join the Anglos but the I'll anger Buffy, and vice versa. smh
▶ 9059da (1) No.10689
>>10687
Join me and the Buffydom, lass. The Gaul has revealed himself to be an enemy of Aryans.
▶ 06d538 (1) No.10691
▶ 27996f (1) No.10692
Nevermind, that won't be possible *withdraws request*
▶ daf95e (1) No.10693>>10695
>>10685
The roastie menace must be destroyed.
▶ f8c572 (1) No.10694>>10698 >>10699 >>10711
ROUND 9
>Stalemate between Buffy and me
>Lassland wins through city bonus alone
>The West narrowly avoids war and Galia comes to my aid
▶ d4ed05 (1) No.10695
>>10693
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ f15555 (1) No.10696
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BEAT THE ANGLOS
*waits for the enemies moves to plot my revenge*
▶ ea38de (1) No.10697>>10702
Alright it's settled, next round I'll beg Buffyland and Sweden to give me asylum. For a Daftie could never ally with the eternal Anglo and close their eyes on murder of innocent Aryans.
I'll look first what you lads do.
▶ 55f2a2 (1) No.10698>>10701
| Rolled 100, 20 = 120 (2d100) |
>>10694
Secure Greece and the rest of the Balkans, then mount an attack on Constantinople to stop the Anglo hordes.
▶ 2d7594 (1) No.10699>>10700
>>10694
did you post the old map lad?
▶ b0eff0 (1) No.10701>>10703
>>10698
>>10700
Fuck that was a good roll, can I use it again for my updated battle plan?
▶ 7bbb58 (1) No.10702>>10706
>>10697
NOT ONE ANGLO FINGER NAIL FOR A THOUSAND ARYAN LIVES *screeches*
▶ f34b47 (1) No.10703>>10713
▶ 1f9b2a (1) No.10704
| Rolled 73, 73 = 146 (2d100) |
>>10700
FIREBOMB THOSE GOOKS AND BAYONET THEIR BABIES
THE ANGLO DISEASE. IT'S GIVING ME POWER
▶ 2364aa (1) No.10705>>10708
| Rolled 86, 49 = 135 (2d100) |
>>10700
continue assault on lassland city takes top priority
▶ dfae07 (1) No.10706>>10710
>>10702
sorry lad but they're two against three now so I didn't want to be a bully
▶ f7fc6f (1) No.10708
>>10705
reeeeee leave me alone
▶ 847806 (1) No.10710
>>10706
I understand tbh more fun this way, bit of larping
▶ 384c86 (1) No.10711>>10712 >>10715
| Rolled 93, 50 = 143 (2d100) |
>>10694
swim over and help 22 with Imperium
▶ 45522e (1) No.10712
▶ 786005 (1) No.10713>>10716
>>10703
Alright, the updated battleplan is to retake the bufflands in the buffbalkans, Gallia is an emergent threat and must be defeated.
That 100 is a good roll right?
▶ 86f6cb (1) No.10714>>10720
| Rolled 33, 14 = 47 (2d100) |
Invade the LASSLAND while his back is turned
▶ 0e8963 (1) No.10715
>>10711
ahhhh. Thank you, lass. I'll leave the Imperium to you and head for the east next round.
▶ b45504 (1) No.10716>>10718
>>10713
you got 120, but 0 is the best bar dubs and trips
▶ 47d1b4 (1) No.10718
>>10716
typo, was using my numpad.
▶ fd7880 (1) No.10719
| Rolled 15, 9 = 24 (2d100) |
continue the fight with buffydom
▶ 5a3570 (1) No.10720>>10724
>>10714
Your war crimes will only strengthen the bond between white nations.
▶ 88e3ee (1) No.10721>>10728 >>10730
ROUND 10
>Same roll between lass and imperium again, won through city bonus
>Daftie invades imperium and takes over the fight in the north
>ANGLO goes for lasslands belly
>Slight gain for the buffydom
▶ 820622 (1) No.10723>>10725 >>10726 >>10727 >>10730 >>10734
| Rolled 51, 26 = 77 (2d100) |
FIGHT THE IMPERIUM! GOTT MIT UNS!!! please be dubs
sorry but are we counting Buffydoms nuke from >>10565 or was that out of game?
▶ 0025ba (1) No.10724>>10734
correct me if I make any mistakes tbh
>>10720
War is war silly Aryan! your "honour" costs you every time
▶ c9e76c (1) No.10725>>10727
▶ c47516 (1) No.10726
▶ b7875e (1) No.10727
>>10723
oh fug that's not a nuke nvm
>>10725
yeah lad sorry I'm retarded
▶ 79a756 (1) No.10728
| Rolled 37, 26 = 63 (2d100) |
>>10721
attack into scandinavia again
if i get across, head south and take dafties boat thats just north of denmark
▶ 4eb1b5 (1) No.10729
| Rolled 45, 72 = 117 (2d100) |
push the ARYANS out of the warmer climates and back to their SNOW HUTS!
▶ 4c8e0b (1) No.10730>>10731 >>10732 >>10737
| Rolled 18, 24 = 42 (2d100) |
>>10721
Wew, this is a tough war for the buffmeister.
Counter-attack the anglo invasion force, secure our girlpower squad and provide a relief force to the dafties, hopefully we'll have enough manpower for this.
>>10723
Trips aren't nuke lass
▶ 6d8689 (1) No.10731>>10735 >>10736
| Rolled 53, 35 = 88 (2d100) |
>>10730
Oh fuck that was proper shite, sorry girlies.
▶ 04194c (1) No.10732
| Rolled 99, 5 = 104 (2d100) |
>>10730
yeah the 5t penalty for attacking over rivers is a big one
▶ 85ed79 (1) No.10733
| Rolled 23, 12 = 35 (2d100) |
same again the war of the pink flesh continues
▶ b8671d (1) No.10734>>10740
| Rolled 27, 100 = 127 (2d100) |
>>10723
GOTT IS WITH YOU LASS THANK GOTT
>>10724
>War is war silly Aryan! your "honour" costs you every time
THIS HONOUR IS WHY PEOPLE FOLLOW ME, AND WHY THEY WILL NEVER FOLLOW YOU, ANGLO
DOUBLE-TEAM THE ANGLO WITH BUFFY
▶ 007682 (1) No.10735>>10738
>>10731
checked lad, don't provide help for me so far I'm fine
▶ 2a5c52 (1) No.10737
>>10730
Focus on the Eternal Anglo, lad. I'll help the lass in the North if it becomes necessary.
▶ 2cc1d9 (1) No.10738
>>10735
If you need it just ask, we can't fight this war alone
▶ 860aed (1) No.10740
>>10734
top kek that image
▶ 05a9ff (1) No.10742
I should have crushed the Imperium earlier. I didn't think they'd be able to put up a fight smh. I was thirsty for Anglo blood
▶ 585aa3 (1) No.10743>>10746
>>10736
his first roll should count tbh
▶ 079af5 (1) No.10745>>10747 >>10748 >>10749 >>10750 >>10753
ROUND 11
>The Imperium almost GENOCIDED by the brutal unforgiving Ayran
>Brave Gallia attacks the evil Daftie menace
>The unfortunate Anglo is forced to defend against to Aryan enemies, what has he done to deserve this?
- Global Anglo News
▶ 67a407 (1) No.10746
▶ 08be0c (1) No.10747
| Rolled 100, 5 = 105 (2d100) |
>>10745
Defend from the aggressive invaders, oy vey!
▶ 039b43 (1) No.10748>>10750 >>10752
| Rolled 14, 19 = 33 (2d100) |
>>10745
finish the chinks
▶ bc05b9 (1) No.10749
| Rolled 72, 35 = 107 (2d100) |
>>10745
Push into the Crimea and the Balkans, push the anglos back!
▶ b870b9 (1) No.10750>>10755
| Rolled 8, 22 = 30 (2d100) |
>>10745
>>10748
Suicide attack tbh
We will fight to the end and bring great honour to famiry.
▶ ee7c77 (1) No.10752>>10755
>>10748
That's just unfair, but at least they're defeated I hope. If there's still things I can do with my dubs I'd like to attack Gallia on MUAHAAAAAHHHH the French side. If not that's fine.
▶ 26da93 (1) No.10753
| Rolled 12, 77 = 89 (2d100) |
>>10745
Good job, lass and Gott.
>>10745
*inhales deeply*
Keep attacking the Anglo in Turkey, going south and east. Careful not to clash with the Gauls.
▶ ae1cfb (1) No.10755>>10757 >>10763
>>10752
>>10750
Fuck. I relaxed too soon.
▶ 25c347 (1) No.10757>>10762
>>10755
there's little he can do, it wasn't a nuke and I went first
▶ 97a298 (1) No.10759>>10766
| Rolled 90, 15 = 105 (2d100) |
I was supposed to go after orange last turn lad not a huge deal though
From France attack daftie to the east
▶ dbf06d (1) No.10760
waiting for my faithful french ally tbh
▶ 899626 (1) No.10762>>10767
>>10757
You went first? I wasn't aware that was a thing
▶ fadd71 (1) No.10763>>10767
| Rolled 8, 94 = 102 (2d100) |
>>10755
eh?
she wont tbh
dubs vs my zero
i am defeated
you slaughtered the only hope for mankind
dont you know the only way to beat jews is white cock + asian pussy? smh
▶ 654852 (1) No.10764
reminder that Gauls are Aryan. Search your heart, you know it to be true
▶ b6a2f4 (1) No.10766
>>10759
ah alright. thought it'd be a waste to attack over river tbh
▶ c1efbb (1) No.10767
>>10763
zero is pretty big anyway, you could've done it. And if >>10762 is right then I'll have a bad time with the frogs. But your death comes with honour.
▶ fe46bd (1) No.10771>>10774 >>10777 >>10778
ahhh I think this is right
ROUND 12
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM BEING GENOCIDED BY THE EVIL ARYANS WHY CANT YOU BE MORE PEACEFUL LIKE YOUR FELLOW HUMANS IN OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD
▶ 99ce95 (1) No.10774>>10776 >>10784
| Rolled 13, 2 = 15 (2d100) |
>>10771
DEATH TO THE GAULS
DEATH TO THE ANGLO
GLORY TO BUFFY!
FULL ATTACK ON THE FRONT!
▶ 7d1a1d (1) No.10775>>10778
| Rolled 85, 15 = 100 (2d100) |
GIVE ME THE SAMSON OPTION REEEEEEEEEEE KILL EVERY ARYAN KILL KILL KILL
▶ 067316 (1) No.10776
| Rolled 18, 56 = 74 (2d100) |
>>10774
or not.
▶ d4bf4b (1) No.10777>>10785
| Rolled 8, 51 = 59 (2d100) |
>>10771
attack into France come what will
▶ d5f7c2 (1) No.10778>>10780
| Rolled 40, 66 = 106 (2d100) |
>>10771
Keep expanding in Anglo territory. Blitzkrieg the south and claim the city.
If I'm lucky, claim both cities, but do not interact with the Gauls.
>>10775
reeeeeeeeee
GIVE ME TRIPS
▶ 84d45d (1) No.10779
| Rolled 78, 18 = 96 (2d100) |
ahhhhhhhhhh I just want to genocide the Anglo
▶ f04cb9 (1) No.10780
| Rolled 79, 10 = 89 (2d100) |
>>10778
NO SUCH LUCK EXISTS FOR YOU ARYAN
▶ 658eb8 (1) No.10782
| Rolled 85, 99 = 184 (2d100) |
Oh ho ho you fools.. you think you can destroy me?
▶ bf90da (1) No.10783>>10785
| Rolled 47, 25 = 72 (2d100) |
*calls upon the mighty drvids for portentous digits *
Crush the daft scum
▶ a1b4dd (1) No.10784>>10788
| Rolled 91, 49 = 140 (2d100) |
>>10774
sorry lad you can't even make it across the river
▶ 0fd426 (1) No.10785>>10787 >>10789
▶ d92e2e (1) No.10787>>10791 >>10792 >>10793
| Rolled 63, 71 = 134 (2d100) |
>>10785
with city bonuses daftie only gets 1t 8)
▶ bde32b (1) No.10788
>>10784
Yeah it's looking a bit shit for the slayer.
▶ 1f6ede (1) No.10789
>>10785
RIP INTO THE SNAILEATERS
don't cross over any rivers tho, I still have land across the river.
▶ e11c86 (1) No.10791>>10796
>>10787
shit forgot about le city bonuses. But you're just being biased tbh.
▶ 6b2eb4 (1) No.10792
▶ ec8c94 (1) No.10793>>10795
>>10787
the little circles are the cities right?
Ive literally just taken notice of them
▶ 43c088 (1) No.10795>>10799 >>10801 >>10802
ROUND 13
The Anglo Alliance strikes back
>>10793
yeah kek. you have the most in the game
▶ 5aa2a2 (1) No.10796
>>10791
count for yourself lass
▶ 58f809 (1) No.10799
| Rolled 25, 39 = 64 (2d100) |
>>10795
Oh God what the fuck happened.
CHARGE, MEN. TAKE CONSTANTINOPLE
▶ 013953 (1) No.10800
if you see any cheating by my part you can call me out lads, I am a fair anglo
▶ 2e24d0 (1) No.10801
| Rolled 47, 42 = 89 (2d100) |
>>10795
I'll keep fighting France
▶ 78967e (1) No.10802
| Rolled 7, 43 = 50 (2d100) |
>>10795
Ok, this time, we're gonna attack the Gallians, and we're gonna attack northern Turkey.
GIRL POWER
▶ 55e865 (1) No.10804
| Rolled 92, 95 = 187 (2d100) |
get the lassland reee
▶ 0400bd (1) No.10805
| Rolled 25 (1d100) |
alright next round I'll help on the Balkan front
▶ 15e280 (1) No.10808>>10809 >>10810
| Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d100) |
Once more with feeling
▶ 97b963 (1) No.10809
| Rolled 74, 52 = 126 (2d100) |
>>10808
at least there's a pattern kek
▶ d01d53 (1) No.10810
| Rolled 32 (1d100) |
>>10808
what the heck, wew
▶ 94135c (1) No.10812
I should never have mocked the Druids
▶ ee67cc (1) No.10813>>10814 >>10815 >>10816 >>10819
| Rolled 71, 99 = 170 (2d100) |
ROUND 14
>gain for Gallia
>loss for lassland
>gain for buffy
▶ f3421b (1) No.10814
| Rolled 20, 85 = 105 (2d100) |
>>10813
take back city, attack lassland
▶ 11d5b9 (1) No.10815>>10817 >>10820
| Rolled 98, 12 = 110 (2d100) |
>>10813
Alright, time to cross the river to Greece and attack the Drvids there. Please be good roll.
▶ b35618 (1) No.10816
| Rolled 58, 15 = 73 (2d100) |
>>10813
Isn't it a lovely thing to live with great courage and to die leaving an everlasting fame? Come, Aryans, why do you retreat? Do you want to live forever? In the name of Odin, ATTACK(the Eternal Anglo and claim Constantinople)
▶ 0b249f (1) No.10817
>>10815
AAAAAAAAHH ONE OFF
▶ 804650 (1) No.10819>>10822 >>10823
| Rolled 11, 85 = 96 (2d100) |
>>10813
WITH A RUSH AND A PUSH THIS LAND WILL BE OURS
Crush Gallia!
and if you feel a bit cheeky, put some pressure on those sneaky Anglos
▶ 2c3084 (1) No.10820
AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. THE SVENS ARE SUBMITTING TO THE BIG ANGLO COCK REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10815
wew. Still good, lass
▶ 20ffa7 (1) No.10822
>>10819
Reverse 69, what does that mean?
▶ e725f7 (1) No.10823>>10824
>>10819
GREAT JOB LAD. CONSTANTINOPLE WILL BE OURS
▶ f7174c (1) No.10824>>10828
>>10823
>CONSTANTINOPLE
That's on my side of the border lad.
▶ 33ac84 (1) No.10827
| Rolled 68, 30 = 98 (2d100) |
Same again
▶ 57f71b (1) No.10828
>>10824
Yeah, ours, as in the Alliance's.
▶ 1a5028 (1) No.10829
YOU FOOLS YOU WILL GET NOTHING
NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
▶ bbc111 (1) No.10831>>10833 >>10834 >>10839
ROUND 15
>Constantinople has fallen to the barbarian hordes
▶ d67401 (1) No.10833>>10838
| Rolled 16, 60 = 76 (2d100) |
>>10831
*supplies my Caroleans with BIG BLACK DILDOS to boost morale*
NOW DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND SLAY THAT MONSTER. HEAD SOUTH AND CLAIM THE CITY
▶ d64867 (1) No.10834>>10836
| Rolled 79, 60 = 139 (2d100) |
>>10831
Help Anprim with Gallia in Greece, I won't rest until the earth is not soaked in frog blood.
▶ e391fd (1) No.10836
>>10834
>until the earth is soaked*
▶ efd7ad (1) No.10837
Sorry I hope you lads are ok, I'm having tunnel vision on the Anglo menace
▶ 0b727c (1) No.10838>>10841
| Rolled 100, 43 = 143 (2d100) |
>>10833
wew lad
UNLEASH THE ANGLO MUTANTS
▶ d8a918 (1) No.10839
| Rolled 38, 54 = 92 (2d100) |
>>10831
>>10831
Oh, this is good this is good, push Gallia out of the Balkans, and maybe head into the boot of Italy because Buffy needs her some new shoes!
▶ 554b8a (1) No.10840
| Rolled 48, 12 = 60 (2d100) |
why cant i get one trips
▶ 7aefc7 (1) No.10841>>10842
>>10838
Fucking finally. The big black dildos helped.
▶ bbbc96 (1) No.10842>>10845
| Rolled 66, 59 = 125 (2d100) |
>>10841
The only solution to the anglo menace is the final solution!
▶ 9d4e1d (1) No.10843>>10844 >>10846
| Rolled 97, 62 = 159 (2d100) |
Keep pushing I can feel something brewing
▶ 46758d (1) No.10844>>10849
>>10843
reeee the druids are too powerful
▶ 4cccf1 (1) No.10845
▶ 06ca3c (1) No.10846>>10847
>>10843
against daftie, anprim or both?
▶ 7318a3 (1) No.10847
▶ da7d83 (1) No.10850>>10851 >>10852 >>10856 >>10858 >>10864
ROUND 16
>The Anglo is backed into the corner, but there is when he is most dangerous
>The endless fight rages in the west but the frontlines barely change over the rivers
>Buffy gainz
▶ 269382 (1) No.10851>>10853
| Rolled 65, 97 = 162 (2d100) |
>>10850
AAAAAHH WE LOSE POWER
ATTACK IN THE NORTH AGAIN. FÜR DAS VOLK
▶ dd43dd (1) No.10852>>10857 >>10863
| Rolled 40, 25 = 65 (2d100) |
>>10850
MEN, CAROLEANS, SVENS
IF YOU CLAIM THE CITY THIS ROUND I WILL IMPORT THE DARKEST AFRICANS FROM THE DEEPEST JUNGLE TO SWEDEN
PUSH ON INTO ANGLO TERRITORY
▶ cc209d (1) No.10853>>10864
▶ dfc595 (1) No.10855
Daftyism is a dead end road tbh. LOCAL Anglosim will flourish
▶ 5ae032 (1) No.10856
| Rolled 57, 98 = 155 (2d100) |
>>10850
I wanted to go south to the city, but that's fine. Sorry for blocking you, Buffy
▶ ce4103 (1) No.10857
>>10852
>one off
fucking hell tbh
▶ b6cdf9 (1) No.10858
| Rolled 39, 84 = 123 (2d100) |
>>10850
ok probably should have went after buffy harder I'll do that now
▶ 68cfb7 (1) No.10859>>10866
| Rolled 68, 98 = 166 (2d100) |
RETREAT BEHIND THE RIVER DEFENCES
▶ 9f593c (1) No.10863
| Rolled 42, 97 = 139 (2d100) |
>>10852
Your Somalians aren't even enough to make the Aryan want to enter water!
▶ 9e1ab4 (1) No.10864>>10870
| Rolled 62, 70 = 132 (2d100) |
>>10853
Pet, don't focus on the balkans, get the Gauls off you're own turf and let me handle them here.
>>10850
Push into Italy's boot, their moorish forces shall be crushed!
▶ df754a (1) No.10866>>10873
>>10859
Reeee just die you cunt
▶ 77b400 (1) No.10870>>10872
>>10864
note to Pembs: I meant north of France
▶ c56ab8 (1) No.10872
>>10870
I know, but earlier you said you wanted to provide me with assistance
▶ c8b9a9 (1) No.10873>>10875 >>10876 >>10878 >>10883 >>10887
| Rolled 40, 81 = 121 (2d100) |
ROUND 17
>Daftie cannot make it across the river smh
>Slight gains for Gallia across the balkans
>The Anglos have lost all their cities but set up a stronghold in the desert
>>10866
This is what you get for fighting the Anglo, lad
▶ e88527 (1) No.10875
| Rolled 89, 31 = 120 (2d100) |
>>10873
fill white river areas and defend the moat tbh.
▶ 549969 (1) No.10876>>10879
| Rolled 92, 45 = 137 (2d100) |
>>10873
BUFFY WANTS ITALY REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh and northern Balkans.
▶ 63890e (1) No.10878
| Rolled 95, 43 = 138 (2d100) |
>>10873
Finally the city is ours. Leave the pesky Anglo to me.
My firebombs will turn your desert into glass.
Operation Desert Firestorm begins now.
▶ 95211a (1) No.10879
| Rolled 50, 55 = 105 (2d100) |
>>10876
And if possible fill out the rest of Greece.
▶ 670418 (1) No.10880>>10887 >>10890
| Rolled 90, 45 = 135 (2d100) |
fuck this game is long
▶ dc49ae (1) No.10883
| Rolled 53, 82 = 135 (2d100) |
>>10873
take greece from the vaginajews
▶ 55c3da (1) No.10884>>10886
So attacking across a river costs 5, so if I have 6 and attack you and you have 2 you'll still win?
▶ fb6252 (1) No.10886>>10891
>>10884
you won't be able to cross and neither will I
▶ 0cb297 (1) No.10887>>10889
| Rolled 98, 56 = 154 (2d100) |
>>10873
cross river over Belgium into Gallia and go north
>>10880
yeah, noticed also
▶ 3dfce2 (1) No.10889
| Rolled 69, 71 = 140 (2d100) |
>>10887
fucking hell
test tbh
▶ 5371e4 (1) No.10890
>>10880
not enough portentous digits
I don't have to but I'd like to go to bed around 12 tbh
▶ 2b671a (1) No.10891>>10894
>>10886
Why not? I have 11, no?
▶ a73dc0 (1) No.10894>>10898
>>10891
11-9=2, you need 5 to cross
▶ 64cf90 (1) No.10896>>10902 >>10903 >>10914
ROUND 18
>Anglos safe behind the river
>Daftie manages to cross into Belgium
>Battle in the Balkans
▶ b18b35 (1) No.10898>>10899
>>10894
Oh, I see. So I'd need at least 14 if you have 9?
▶ 1c285c (1) No.10899
>>10898
well I guess you'd need 15 to get that 1 tile over
▶ 896dd1 (1) No.10902>>10906
>>10896
I should have taken two tiles from you in the south, no?
▶ b451d8 (1) No.10903
| Rolled 8, 26 = 34 (2d100) |
>>10896
Push the Gauls out of The Balkans!!!!!!!!!
▶ 75b8dc (1) No.10906>>10912
>>10902
shit sorry I'll just give you that whole bit thought it was a river for some reason
▶ b952e7 (1) No.10910
| Rolled 63, 22 = 85 (2d100) |
defence
▶ 609016 (1) No.10912
| Rolled 28, 66 = 94 (2d100) |
>>10906
Wew. Two is fine, lad
11-9
If high enough I'll invade over the river, if not I'll claim the white to the north of the Anglo.
▶ 5cfc40 (1) No.10914>>10918
| Rolled 38, 91 = 129 (2d100) |
>>10896
>>10896
Continue pushing east
▶ 19e2a0 (1) No.10916>>10920
| Rolled 82, 13 = 95 (2d100) |
round 20 will be final round I reckon
was suppost to exercise today smh
▶ 677bf5 (1) No.10918
| Rolled 64, 43 = 107 (2d100) |
>>10914
*through greece
▶ b05a7b (1) No.10920>>10921 >>10927
| Rolled 7, 42 = 49 (2d100) |
>>10916
was supposed to finish OC today smh
▶ 1e693d (1) No.10921>>10927 >>10931 >>10932
>>10920
I was supposed to do school work today smh
▶ a203dd (1) No.10927
| Rolled 61, 12 = 73 (2d100) |
>>10920
>>10921
ahhhhhh lads
▶ 1ed75d (1) No.10931>>10933
| Rolled 11, 46 = 57 (2d100) |
>>10921
roll for a couple more rounds and i'll end lass
▶ 2bc592 (1) No.10932
>>10921
Pembs ruins everything smh
▶ 5fb56f (1) No.10933
| Rolled 12, 16, 21 = 49 (3d100) |
>>10931
ok lad
▶ 08758c (1) No.10936>>10944 >>10946 >>10947 >>10953
| Rolled 47, 36 = 83 (2d100) |
ROUND 19
>safe behind rivers again :^)
>gallia takes land in the balkans
>daftie makes gainz in france
▶ 7c0d0c (1) No.10937>>10946 >>10947
I've spent the whole day watching Buffy the Vampire because I finished all my work on Friday…
but I need to make a playlist for my next radio show…
▶ ecb19b (1) No.10944>>10951 >>10958
| Rolled 68, 23 = 91 (2d100) |
>>10936
Claim what's left of the Anglo's territory on this side of the river. If I still have enough tiles left, claim what's across the river to the south of his territory
▶ eed28c (1) No.10946>>10962
| Rolled 17, 72 = 89 (2d100) |
>>10936
whooooaaa, nice.
keep on pushing the Gaels out.
>>10937
what radio show?
▶ a48f5b (1) No.10947
| Rolled 88, 71 = 159 (2d100) |
>>10936
defence lalallala
>>10937
> because I finished all my work on Friday…
good lad
▶ 87e46f (1) No.10951>>10958
| Rolled 92, 2 = 94 (2d100) |
>>10944
Oh for fuck's sake ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ 4a0cfe (1) No.10953
| Rolled 85, 32 = 117 (2d100) |
>>10936
Take constantinople
▶ 97e906 (1) No.10958
| Rolled 25, 77 = 102 (2d100) |
>>10944
>>10951
kek. if the anglo cannot win he will bog you down until you give up
▶ 88ed71 (1) No.10962>>10966
>>10946
My local radio station allows volunteers, so now I have got myself a slot on tuesdays from 3-5.
▶ 41d3b4 (1) No.10966>>10972
>>10962
Speaking of which I need albums and music to listen to ngl.
▶ 7789cf (1) No.10972
| Rolled 87, 11 = 98 (2d100) |
>>10966
ROLL JUST ONE MORE ROUND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 6837c2 (1) No.10974
| Rolled 59, 40 = 99 (2d100) |
sorry lad
▶ fd0f14 (1) No.10978>>10982
| Rolled 2, 86 = 88 (2d100) |
We should end it tbh. Been stuck at the same place for too long tbh
▶ 9ff407 (1) No.10982
| Rolled 87, 64 = 151 (2d100) |
>>10978
fuck it lda
▶ 49634f (1) No.10984>>10991 >>10993 >>10997
| Rolled 15, 41 = 56 (2d100) |
GAME OVER
thanks for spending 3 and a half hours of your life with me, shame it didn't go faster. this map can result in a lot of stalemates I guess
▶ 837f86 (1) No.10989>>10992
| Rolled 36, 92 = 128 (2d100) |
The fucking rivers maaaan
▶ 2941a9 (1) No.10990
hope you all enjoyed and will be up for a game with a better map next week or something <3
▶ a05a77 (1) No.10991
| Rolled 41, 13 = 54 (2d100) |
>>10984
Maybe we spent too long not attacking each other at the start tbh
▶ 75d16a (1) No.10992
▶ fa3b11 (1) No.10993
| Rolled 63, 55 = 118 (2d100) |
>>10984
marvelous
▶ d37c50 (1) No.10999>>11001 >>11003
let me just get constantinople for gallia for autism purposes there we go..
▶ b30723 (1) No.11001>>11004
| Rolled 16, 84 = 100 (2d100) |
>>10999
Bigger map next time?
▶ b16d49 (1) No.11003>>11005
>>10999
thanks lad I pretty much won right?
▶ 85e425 (1) No.11004>>11013
>>11001
yeah lad, picked the small one cuz didnt think anyone would play tbh
▶ 2b696b (1) No.11005
>>11003
going by cities you drew with 22st
▶ ed74fb (1) No.11013>>11018
| Rolled 3, 41 = 44 (2d100) |
>>11004
Tbh I think with our alliance at full power we would've have got you, and then we would have to fight amongst ourselves, to determine the trve Aryans…
▶ 9ece87 (1) No.11014>>11018
well as anti climactic as that was I still had fun thanks for setting this up lad.
▶ 639223 (1) No.11016>>11021
It was fun lads. It stole precious time from me I can't get back but I'm lad I spent it on you. Going to bed soon now, and thanks for teaching me how to play Pembs
▶ dbdcdc (1) No.11018
>>11014
was a bit. no problems lad always a fun bit of larp
>>11013
perhaps lad.. the rivers favoured us :^)
▶ 88ea2f (1) No.11020>>11028
| Rolled 15, 30 = 45 (2d100) |
thanks, lads and lass, it was fun
▶ dceec3 (1) No.11021
>>11016
yeah was good lass, yw the more the merrier. good night
▶ 6c924a (1) No.11025>>11028
| Rolled 92, 41 = 133 (2d100) |
It was good fun lads, hope to see you all again!