e3dd4f No.33290
>>33287
i remember seeing a liveleak video of some russian girls in a public toilet one of them did a shit then the other one ran in after she pulled her pants up and grabbed some poo out the toilet and ate it and they all laughed
she didnt even wipe her bum
266907 No.33291
>>33287
You get a lot of dumb slavs tbh, but tbf also a number of decent ones. I imagine the alcohol and drugs have an effect too, the 90s fucked shit up big time.
440d7e No.33292
Eugenie
>>33280
iirc the native British law was very tolerant towards illegitimate children, giving them the same inheritance rights as proper children. Women could also be legally virgins without actually being virgins, by making a man pay her "make me a virgin again" money and if he didn't pay he was castrated. tbh I'm surprised the leftists aren't crawling all over our ancestors like they are for the ancient Africans.
266907 No.33293
>>33292
Never said we were perfect tbh but it's better than being so gay your women beg to be fucked by invading armies.
648592 No.33294
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I thought no one was posting
e3dd4f No.33295
>>33292
julius caesar wrote that native british women would basicallyt fuck the whole tribe and everyone knew but theyd still be married and their husbvand would have to raise the kids as his even though shed been fucking the whole tribe
a217da No.33297
>>33285
Multiple stages in history tbh. Most recent WW2 but there were others. We are notorious for saving the rats' asses smh.
>I always thought the Mongols were more of a concern.
Like I said they are not only few in numbers but completely isolated and do not wish to mix with the evil white man ever. In my experience I know no Mongol mixed Russians (there is that one hohol but that's about it) but all my friends have at least one Jew (with some exceptions). So much that no one even cares anymore. But I care smh
266907 No.33298
Deleted Pembs' post and linked this thread tbh
440d7e No.33299
>>33293
Women always beg to be fucked by invaders, that's the nature of women.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81standi%C3%B0
>>33295
Yeah but he'd be fucking other women too so I guess it balances out. Fortunately we received Jesus a few years later.
e3dd4f No.33301
i dont htink women want to fuck muslim refugees
i seen a picture of them waiting to welcome them and then when they arrive, they hand them out colouring books and crayons
they see them as weak children who need help, even the grown men with beards they see this way
they dont want to fuck them
266907 No.33302
>>33297
>We are notorious for saving the rats' asses
I know the Tsars were pretty intolerant towards them but I suppose it's telling that they were never expelled.
>but all my friends have at least one Jew
Fucking hell, that is bad. It makes me gald we don't have so many Jews here, because they've done similar things. I know of several people (including a couple of friends of mine, otherwise very good good people who who fairly redpilled, just not on Jews smh) who have Jewish blood. I makes me rage.
>>33299
True tbh but Celts were gay, we weren't
>>33300
C U C K E D
266907 No.33303
>>33301
You're right
They want to fuck the Africans
648592 No.33304
648592 No.33305
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Source: Military Strike on North Korea Coming Soon
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a217da No.33306
440d7e No.33307
>>33302
>we weren't
>we
You've had a DNA test, lad?
266907 No.33309
>>33307
I saw 'we' because it's instinctive to me tbh, I'm mostly Anglo and Viking
648592 No.33310
>>33306
>>33308
*deletes website*
440d7e No.33311
>>33309
>Viking
REPARATIONS
266907 No.33312
>>33310
>Pembs was the hacker
e3dd4f No.33313
>you will never be this cool
266907 No.33314
>>33311
*pays reparations*
*to myself*
800636 No.33315
>>33283
Good lad. When the tribes are united and the ancient techno-Khaganate is restored we will be unstoppable.
440d7e No.33316
>>33314
>mfw England is apologising for its oppressive history by inviting foreigners to destroy the entire island
11a54b No.33318
REEEEEE MY LAPTOP HAS CRASHED AND IM NEARLY FUCKING FINISHED WITH MY DESIGN REEEEEEE
266907 No.33319
a217da No.33320
>>33313
>had a Thor hammer nacklace but lost it
surely that was a sign from the gods
440d7e No.33321
>>33320
>surely that was a sign from the gods
Perhaps from one God in particular
a217da No.33322
>>33321
reeeee i really liked it stop fucking with my stuff jesus
02a0e2 No.33323
smh lads po po are pressuring me to do the princes trust and meet "diverse people from different backgrounds"
>>33318
smh lad
>>33321
kike on a stick tbh
>>33322
good lad
e3dd4f No.33324
>>33305
>close friends with ivanka…
good fucking god i hope ivanka dies
shes ruining everything
FUCKING WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING ALWAYS
266907 No.33325
>>33323
>meet "diverse people from different backgrounds"
I swear I hear this at least once a day
02a0e2 No.33326
>>33325
>say you have to meet diverse people from different backgrounds
>but they're all sandniggers wearing lowkey bomb vests or niggers with trousers round their ankles
smh fucking govt doesn't understand the natural diversity of the British Isles
648592 No.33327
648592 No.33328
>>33324
daddyyyy my jewish husband says we have to bomb this secular country and let radical islamists take over because of human riiiiights
266907 No.33333
claimed for Blumpf getting BTFO
648592 No.33334
648592 No.33335
648592 No.33336
266907 No.33337
>>33334
Can't believe no one else had this idea
Anyway I won't be making any more attempts on a get for a while tbh
266907 No.33340
Where is everyone? You can post now, the get is claimed and I want my (You)s.
266907 No.33341
>>33338
This is anti-Blumpf board.
266907 No.33344
>>33343
They've gone to the cytube to have a go at me for stealing the get smh
a217da No.33345
>>33340
I'm going for a snack now
a217da No.33346
>>33344
LAD
no one has a go on you the get could be worse
can't access cytube rn to check it gives me an error fix that bitch asap pembs
648592 No.33347
>>33344
there's no one there either ahhhhhh
266907 No.33348
>>33345
Alright
>>33346
I thought people would be annoyed at me being sneaky tbh
Might take a break now actually, see you lads in a bit
e25027 No.33349
What did they mean by this?
648592 No.33350
a217da No.33352
>>33350
never mind it works for me now. Some sort of system error
648592 No.33353
a217da No.33355
>>33354
sorry lad I'm back now
yeah /newbrit/ is dead smh
afaed2 No.33356
a217da No.33358
who made this one I forgot
afaed2 No.33359
>>33358
THAT;S DAVID SYLVIAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
and it was me yeah
e3dd4f No.33361
i want to play witcher 3 and i also want to watch x files but i dont think i earned it but i dont want to do anything else
a217da No.33362
>>33359
*renames it*
ok lad
I'll work on gondolas as well in the future the last one was fun
648592 No.33363
e3dd4f No.33364
>>33362
are you still making that oc with all of us
afaed2 No.33365
>>33362
Smh lass don't you know who David Sylvian is?
e25027 No.33366
>>33361
1 day at a time lad/lass, buy yourself some sweets as well
e3dd4f No.33368
e3dd4f No.33369
>>33366
>sweets
not glorious
no sweets is part of my 90 day challenge
i fucked up the fap part i will not fuck up the sweeties part
a217da No.33370
>>33364
right now my project is frozen wew
soon™
afaed2 No.33371
>>33370
Will it come out before half life 3?
a217da No.33372
>>33365
only from Japan tbh
>>33371
There never was any OC. Fucking morons. I just kept saying that to mess with you. Trusting a spy lmao.
648592 No.33374
>>33372
you're lying you're lying you're lying
a217da No.33375
>>33373
>>33374
hahaha just kidding lads. yeah it's done today I just need to finish the background. I can feel it. (then again I felt it yesterday also.)
tbh one time while working it crashed without me saving, my heart almost stopped beating. I could revive it but if I truly had lost it that what I would say
a217da No.33377
>>33376
that one's definitely a dude
a6fa70 No.33378
>>33377
fuck off, Act is a delicate flower.
a217da No.33379
>>33378
here, I have another imperium to cheer you up
648592 No.33380
>>33375
wew oh cool. sucks when that happens though
1e2b2c No.33381
Missed the train back 😂😂👌👌👌
There was a small hoard of chavs. There was a small lad, must've only been 10 smoking a rolly. Bunch of niggers tbh
a217da No.33382
i hate my artstyle so much holy shit
>>33381
>There was a small lad, must've only been 10 smoking a rolly.
iktf I often see children on the street smoking ffs I could kill everything
where were you going lad I think I missed it
362451 No.33383
>>33382
>i hate my artstyle so much holy shit
Why, lass?
afaed2 No.33384
>>33379
that is the cutest cat oh god
d6932c No.33385
>>33382
You should learn to draw the animes like the deviantarts.
362451 No.33386
>>33381
>must've only been 10 smoking a rolly.
>not asking him for twos
a217da No.33387
>>33383
a 12 year old can do a more unique drawing than me
648592 No.33388
a217da No.33389
>>33385
that's my problem tho my art is too much moeshit and I can't get away from that
rare one btw, saved
1e2b2c No.33390
>>33382
What pisses me off the most is that one 19 who they all follow around. Lass probably a fucking nonce and I swear I'd beat the shit out of him if he gives me a reason.
I was off home tho. Doesn't bother me too much but I've got revision to do. Also there's a cold wind and I'm wearing shorts.
Where were you off lass?
362451 No.33391
>>33387
I feel like you have an unique charm, lass
d6932c No.33392
>>33389
Embrace the moe or embrace your own destruction tbh.
266907 No.33393
afaed2 No.33394
a217da No.33395
>>33391
>that hand
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1e2b2c No.33396
>>33386
Should've done tbh, I would've looked right cool.
>>33393
Alright lad
362451 No.33397
>>33395
It looks like your hand, lass
>>33393
Yeah, lad. You?
a217da No.33399
>>33397
nah I fucked it up but nvm could be worse.
I know I sound like a bitter twat but I like your style much more tbf
266907 No.33400
>>33394
>>33397
Better than yesterday tbh
Going to get a cheeky chinky with the lads tomorrow
>>33395
Really, it's not bad. iktf though, whenever I make something I always notice a mistake I really want to change
afaed2 No.33402
>>33399
well lass, you can only improve with practice so finish the oc :^)
362451 No.33403
>>33400
>Going to get a cheeky chinky with the lads tomorrow
You can't use chinky without making us think of Imperium, lad. Good to hear.
e3dd4f No.33404
e3dd4f No.33405
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
a6fa70 No.33406
e3dd4f No.33407
266907 No.33408
>>33403
I am pretty imperium when it comes to food tbh, I hate chinks but the ones that come here make good food.
11a54b No.33409
>>33381
Alright lad
>>33405
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
**Why are we screaming?==
11a54b No.33410
>>33409
Oh for fucks sake I cant even format anymore brb sacrificing myself to the old gods.
e3dd4f No.33411
>>33409
because we are having an existential crisis
648592 No.33412
going to do some digging in the garden
1e2b2c No.33413
>>33409
Doing pretty well all things considered. Absolutely STARVING tho. How about yourself?
11a54b No.33414
>>33411
Oh cool.
AHHHHHH
>>33412
Hope you find some gold lad
362451 No.33415
>>33412
He's not making you did a grave, is he? Take care, lad
266907 No.33417
>>33412
You can dig all you like, you won't find what you're looking for. Because sometimes, you need to look inside yourself to find what really matters.
266907 No.33419
>>33418
>using 8chan
>working out
Get back to it if you're not rusing tbh
FEEL THE BURN
11a54b No.33420
>>33413
Good thanks lad, I thought I broke my van battery but it turns out Im just a fucking moron who didnt have a cable connected properly.
HUNGRY
Tiger bread and marmite for din dins, MMMMMMMMM. What you getting lad?
11a54b No.33421
>>33417
>t. a disney character
1e2b2c No.33422
>>33417
What if he's digging inside himself tho lad
>>33418
Light weight lad. What you doing?
11a54b No.33423
>>33422
>digging inside himself
Woah deep dude.
afaed2 No.33424
>>33419
>>33422
I'M GETTING A DRINK CALM DOWN
266907 No.33425
>>33421
My attempt at being a Hollyjew writer tbh
>>33422
Then he will find nothing, unless he uses the right shovel.
266907 No.33426
>>33424
Good lad
It better be water tbh, protein shakes and that shit will undo all your progress
a6fa70 No.33427
how early in the day is too early to start drinking
afaed2 No.33428
>>33426
Yeah lad all I drink is water lol, my brother hashes out all that protein shit but i'm pretty sure it does nothing
11a54b No.33430
>>33425
COMING THIS SUMMER TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU
ONE MANS STRUGGLE TO UNCOVER BURIED SECRETS WILL TAKE HIM FROM PEMBROKESHIRE TO PENZANCE AND BACK AGAIN
HOLES 2: PEMBS BOOGALOO
thats my attempt
1e2b2c No.33431
>>33420
Good to hear its ok lad. Do you live in that van? Sounds strangely comfy tbh.
>Eating
Bangers and mash so me pa says. Sounds alright but it could use some green vege if you ask me. You ever had Marmite with soda bread?
266907 No.33432
>>33428
>all I drink is water lol
Literally me tbh
>my brother hashes out all that protein shit but i'm pretty sure it does nothing
It keeps you chubby so you keep going to the gym and buying more protein drinks, it's all a jew trick tbh
>>33430
top kek lad
But this sounds like a burger film, we were going for a thoughtful and introspective British drama tbh
afaed2 No.33433
>>33432
seems like it tbh, if you really want a protein shake just drink some FULLMILSCH
a217da No.33434
>>33430
>holes
such a bullshit book holy wew
266907 No.33436
>>33433
Only goldtop for me tbh
>>33434
True tbh, I remember studying it in English (why the fuck we were even studying it in the first place I don't know) and it didn't make any sense.
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d6932c No.33437
Easter is the only time of year when I eat sweeties tbh.
afaed2 No.33438
>>33434
I remember reading that lol
>>33430
lad there was a sequel to Holes.
a6fa70 No.33439
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362451 No.33440
>>33437
Good lass. Don't get addicted now.
c721c8 No.33442
>>33423
Depends on how long he ends up digging lad
>>33426
>Protein shakes will undo progress
Wew
266907 No.33443
>>33442
They will hold you back
d6932c No.33444
>>33440
>>33441
I-I'll try. Would you hate me if I did get addicted?
c721c8 No.33445
>>33443
By allowing you to hit your daily protein macros? Do you even lift lad?
a217da No.33448
absolutely nothing wrong with eating sweeties
>>33436
>>33438
It's full of propaganda as well, I don't even know why it qualified as world literature
362451 No.33449
>>33444
No, I know it can be overcome. M-maybe gaining a little weight is a good thing
266907 No.33450
>>33445
Lad the companies that sell you this shit don't want you to get fit, because then you'll stop needing the shakes. They keep you trapped in a cycle where you keep on buying them, since it maximises their profit.
We've never needed protein shakes to get fit and ripped, and you certainly don't need them today.
>>33448
>It's full of propaganda
Well there you go then
02a0e2 No.33451
>when parliamentarians get so much jew gold for troops not even hiding behind hedges saves you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzP_zsf2Sk
smh tbh
362451 No.33452
>>33448
What do have on/in your bedside table, lass?
d6932c No.33453
>>33448
This is true, sweeties are fine in moderation.
>>33449
Don't worry lad, that's unlikely to happen unless you're into that? I've always been very skinny throughout my teens.
266907 No.33454
>>33451
What game is that lad?
e25027 No.33455
362451 No.33457
>>33453
>unless you're into that?
Oh. So I could make you? I'm not really into that, no. As long as you're in healthy shape.
c721c8 No.33458
>>33450
No lad they want you to buy their product that they may make a profit. They want you to get fit because then you'll spend even more money on protein. Whey protein is a supplement proven to work. For god's sake lad is only milk powder
a217da No.33459
>>33452
Three books I couldn't finish half way through, an alarm clock, some cosmetics, a lamp. Why?
e3dd4f No.33460
>having a bedroom big enough for a bedside table
lucky
362451 No.33462
>>33459
Just curious. Cosmetics?
02a0e2 No.33463
>>33454
Pike and Shot Campaigns
There's a chinkynip one called Sengoku Jidai: Shadow of the Shogun too
almost 1:1 recreation of wargaming right down to it taking about a day to accomplish anything tbh
>a bunch of brainwashed plebs manage to beat my lads even though they were defending from behind a hedge
I guess Cromwell threw some coins into the formation or smth, smh
d6932c No.33464
>>33457
I don't want to be a fatty lad.
>>33460
Do they keep you in a cupboard under the stairs?
02a0e2 No.33465
>>33461
30 Years of War mod is better tbh
e3dd4f No.33466
>>33464
no i have aq room but its really small
im really tired i went to bed at half eight woke at 5am i shouldnt be tired but i am wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
266907 No.33468
>>33458
>They want you to get fit because then you'll spend even more money on protein.
No you wouldn't. Once you reach desired state you'd stop using the shakes most likely.
>is only milk powder
Sure… with no extra additives
And as I said you don't need it anyway
>>33461
>>33463
Thanks lad. I'll check out both tbh
648592 No.33469
>>33414
found some rocks lad.
>>33415
not allowed to tell you sorry
>>33417
wew
e3dd4f No.33470
i lov escuylly
iumg one try to gnap
a217da No.33471
>>33462
Hand creme, perfume.
what about your bedside table
>>33460
checking my privilege now fam
362451 No.33472
>>33464
>I don't want to be a fatty lad.
I don't want you to be, lass. Just the proper fat %
>>33467
Is it hard work, lass?
>>33469
not allowed to tell you sorry
If it's yours, make sure it's not for you.
>>33471
I don't really have one, but I could if I wanted. I keep books and whatever on the floor and have a lamp on the wall.
362451 No.33473
a217da No.33474
>>33472
>but I could if I wanted
how is that to be understood?
11a54b No.33475
>>33472
>books on the floor
YOU HEATHEN PICK THEM UP
362451 No.33476
>>33474
I could get one if I wanted to have one. I am just making it clear that I can fit one in my room, unlike waifuposter.
>>33475
*throws them on the fire*
266907 No.33477
>>33472
>I keep books and whatever on the floor
11a54b No.33478
>>33476
*jumps into fire to rescue the poor books*
The bully cant hurt you now, sweet sweet prose.
a217da No.33479
>>33475
>>33477
Nothing wrong with that
362451 No.33480
I didn't know it was a cardinal sin. Please forgive me.
>>33478
Jewish books tbh
37b551 No.33481
>>33448
>absolutely nothing wrong with eating sweeties
*eats entire bag of chocolates*
11a54b No.33482
>>33479
Not books though lass… They need their own set of shelves.. mine are in storage because I cant have a bookcase in the van
>>33480
Jewish books can burn.
362451 No.33484
266907 No.33485
>>33479
tbh I keep books on the floor too but they're school books. Anything else is just untidy tbh but I'm not a neat freak.
11a54b No.33486
>>33479
His books are on a shelf lass.
>>33483
648592 No.33487
>>33472
>Is it hard work, lass?
It wasn't bad this time, pulling some weeds up from a patch I dug over a few months ago so the soil was loose and easy to manage!
>If it's yours, make sure it's not for you.
Daddy says it's going to be there as a reminder not to misbehave smh
>I keep books and whatever on the floor and have a lamp on the wall.
Good lad, I have to hide them in a rucksack so no one finds out kek
11a54b No.33488
>>33485
>>33485
School books are fine. Where do you keep your Sharpe series? On the floor? *vomits*
a217da No.33489
>>33487
what kind of books you hide fam
266907 No.33490
>>33488
My Sharpe series in my DVD collection because I only have the boxset and not the books smh no bully
69a9e9 No.33491
>>33468
Lad you need that protein to maintain your ideal body. It's not some magical powder is a dietary component your body users for grow and repair. Also
>Achieving ideal physique
Not likely. Most gym rats want to get forever bigger. And when they do get bigger, they need more protein to maintaining size or continue to build more. And there may be additives it depends on the brand and what the label tells you it does. But of your just buying plain old whey protein then that's all it is. There's certainly nothing in there to sabotage gains.
The fitness industry lies obviously. However the lies tend to encourage the purchase of useless stuff, not stuff that is detrimental to your fitness. Makes sense when you think about it 😉 you'll be telling me steroids don't work next.
362451 No.33492
>>33487
>Daddy says it's going to be there as a reminder not to misbehave smh
Top kek. Sounds like you're in a Hollywood concentration camp, lass. Arbeit Macht Frei though.
>Good lad, I have to hide them in a rucksack so no one finds out kek
F-finds out what?
02a0e2 No.33493
>>33490
Sell you my collection for £50 lad, I won't need em if I go van too.
>DELET'd my beanposting folder
smh
266907 No.33494
>>33491
>Lad you need that protein to maintain your ideal body
Yes and you ought to get it from natural sources, not some mystery cocktail
>Most gym rats want to get forever bigger.
afaik protein shakes are mostly used by half-hearted attendees who are just starting out.
From what I've seen, protein shakes are useless. That's just my experience.
>>33493
>DELET'd my beanposting folder
SA?
11a54b No.33495
>>33490
Thats fine lad, as long as the precious hard-copies arent being besmirched by the floor
>>33491
I need to invest in some whey protein tbh lad, I drink 3 litres of milk a day at the minute for my 45gs of protein. Not good on the old guts tbh.
648592 No.33496
>>33489
>>33492
atm just Mein Kampf, My Life by Oswald Mosley, and The Decline of the West, nothing lewd tbh. Dad is an old school Socialist and Corbyn supporter so he can't find out smh. It sucks because the Mein Kampf I got is the size of A4 paper so it's harder to hide.
>Top kek. Sounds like you're in a Hollywood concentration camp, lass. Arbeit Macht Frei though.
True lad *digs all the way back to mummies*
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afaed2 No.33497
>>33496
>physical copy of the comfy book
lad nooooooo
02a0e2 No.33498
>>33494
No lad I just used to beanpost on OG brit/pol/
>>33495
the M I L K P I L L isn't all it's cracked up to be according to the edgelord dietitian lad has he given you mad stacks of bitcoin cash yet?
648592 No.33499
>>33497
I just hate reading books digitally lad, I had to have it. I'm probably on a list now but it's worth tbh.
648592 No.33500
a6fa70 No.33501
File: 293cdd52e9a7d0a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 106.48 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, a7e7a4fb176284e863e6f2f4c1….jpg)
when did you realise that chinky women were better that white """""""""women"""""""""" lads
11a54b No.33502
>>33498
>milk pill
I dont eat meat so its that or nowt, cant eat half a kilo of peanut butter every day smh.
Not yet kek, Ill check tox when Im back
>>33499
>tfw got a family member to buy 2 copies of Mein Kampf, one for me and one as a birthday present to my old man
Probably still on a list though tbh.
266907 No.33503
>>33496
>Dad is an old school Socialist and Corbyn supporter
My dad thinks Tim Farron represents a greater threat to this country than Jeremy Corbyn. His words.
11a54b No.33504
>>33501
I havent yet tbh lad.
11a54b No.33505
>>33503
>tim farron
Im dead lad jesus christ
FARRON SURGE NAO
648592 No.33507
>>33502
I'll see you in the camp brother.
>>33503
top kek. Actually a tough call, at least Jez wouldn't reverse Brexit.
266907 No.33508
>>33507
I suppose from our perspective it's close but my dad's a wet Tory. Don't understand him sometimes tbh.
afaed2 No.33509
>>33506
I literally forgot the liberal democrats were a political party.
02a0e2 No.33510
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>33502
My experience among the vegans gives me ancient vegetable-farter's knowledge, snack on nuts lots. It might be all nuts or just a few types but there are some that have high protein.
266907 No.33511
>>33509
They've been shilling hard in my constituency recently so I've got an earful from them recently. But they are very forgettable.
69a9e9 No.33513
>>33494
>Should get it from natural source
Well i agree you /ought/ to get out from your milk and chicken but it depends on your situation tbh.
>Only DYELs use shakes
Then and everyone else mate.
Whey protein is as useful as your diet is bad lad. If you eat everything you need then you don't need it, otherwise you do.
>>33495
Me too tbh. It's a pain in the ass to meet your macros when mummy makes the meals.
>3 of milk
Damn lad. I drink a litre and i thought that was bad. Slightly lactose intolerant it makes my belly swell right up and the farts are awful is it the same for you?
266907 No.33514
>>33512
wew did he take too much sleeping pills?
>my neighbour is a Lib Dem
>my mum is a Lib Dem
>my grandma is a Lib Dem
>my friend is a Lib Dem
>my teachers are Lib Dems
>everywhere I go I see Lib Dem signs
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN A LIB DEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
a91cb9 No.33515
Hail Herts boys
just got here from 4chan/brit/
what are the rules?
266907 No.33516
>>33513
This is a bit pointless arguing about tbh, I just don't trust the things
a217da No.33518
>>33514
that nigga dead tbh
>>33515
hullo lad were you banned?
266907 No.33519
>>33515
>what are the rules?
>>1
Welcome! Don't go to /brit/
362451 No.33520
>>33515
We'll tell you if you step out of line, lad
a91cb9 No.33522
>>33519
right
so how come there's no essex flag?
afaed2 No.33523
>>33514
I haven't met a serious lib dem in 2 years lad wtf
>>33515
Ayo
69a9e9 No.33524
>>33516
Bit pointless to be on 8ch tbh lad. I'm just telling you lad, you night find yourself needing them when you on a journey to become swole.
266907 No.33525
>>33522
Flags are added on request so I'll add it now.
>>33523
Come to St Albans, it'll change your life.
266907 No.33526
>>33524
I highly doubt it tbh, they don't seem to work.
11a54b No.33527
>>33513
Nah not that bad, Ive forced myself to be lactose-tolerant, smh milk-bigotry tbh.
>>33515
Hail Hurts lad.
>>33510
Ill look up protein-filled nuts on jewgle, kek.
a91cb9 No.33528
>>33518
nope, just thought I'd check out this hovel to see if the banter is any better (apparently not)
>>33520
fair enough
>>33523
alri
>>33525
please use the flag with the scimitars
a6fa70 No.33529
>>33525
>Flags are added on request so I'll add it now.
Please add the imperium flag
88288e No.33530
>when you wake up and your head is fucked
11a54b No.33531
>>33526
I had a pal in highschool that drank shakes and played computer games without excercising, and he ended up with a huge arse, and no muscles.
11a54b No.33532
afaed2 No.33533
>>33528
>scimitars
what is this, fucking runescape? THEY'RE SEAXES
a217da No.33534
>>33529
lad I already drew you in the Hong Kong flag maybe you can just stay with one?
266907 No.33535
>>33528
>scimitars
That's seaxes, lad. We're not muzzies here.
>>33529
I added HK, be happy with that.
>>33531
Must have been one of those arse enlargement shakes I've hard about, kek
a217da No.33536
37b551 No.33537
/NEWBRIT/POCALYPSE MARATHON WEEKEND
>>33521
>>33521
>>33521
pembs, make a poal sometime in next two days to determine the first three movies
648592 No.33538
a91cb9 No.33539
a217da No.33540
>>33539
>;)
instaban I'd say
266907 No.33541
>>33539
We are civic nationalist here, if you want to stay you'll have to assimilate. Which means stopping posts like this.
88288e No.33542
>>33536
my head feels tired
11a54b No.33544
GYPPOS ANGRY AT BEING CALLED PIKEYS
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39567970/nike-to-investigate-misuse-of-logo-in-race-hate-merchandise
>Nike has told Newsbeat that it is looking into the "misuse" of its logo on products branded with a race hate slur.
>Listings have been taken down by Amazon and eBay after we informed them about the use of an offensive word.
>Fake items for sale on the shopping sites included hoodies, fridge magnets and baby clothes.
>They were all branded with the race hate slur and the tagline "Just Nick It" instead of "Just Do It".
69a9e9 No.33545
>>33526
Alright lad…
>>33527
My condolences to your gut lad. I'll drink an extra half litre on your honour.
>>33531
Apparently he put on some in his arse. The stupidity of some people amazes me tbh. Did he think them to be steroids?
afaed2 No.33546
a91cb9 No.33547
>>33540
>>33541
how long has this general been about?
648592 No.33548
>>33540
>>33541
easy there lads
a217da No.33550
>>33542
well you went pretty late to bed so figures.
Drink an aspirin. Or a beer idk.
38737a No.33551
>>33544
i bet your type are furious :^)
11a54b No.33553
>>33545
He just got really fat at the arse area but no muscles at all. He was about 12 so I doubt he got works and pinned the whey powder, fucking kek.
266907 No.33554
>>33547
/newbrit/: 10th March
But we are the successor board of the following:
/brit/: October 2016 I think
/politics/: Feb 2016 I believe
266907 No.33555
>>33548
We don't go easy here.
11a54b No.33556
>>33551
REEEE FREE MY BROTHERS FROM RACISM
kek, they deserve it for being uncivilised theiving travellers tbh. If they didnt nick stuff nobody would say they did.
266907 No.33557
11a54b No.33558
>>33555
>I wont go for another get
t. herts 3 hours ago
38737a No.33559
>>33554
that right lad
>>33556
yeah lad, sterotypes exist for a reason
88288e No.33560
>>33550
dont deserve a beer tbh lass
a91cb9 No.33561
>>33554
that's about a 100 posts per day
no wonder everyone is walking on eggshells
afaed2 No.33562
>>33561
We post a lot more than other boards tbhhhh
11a54b No.33563
a217da No.33564
>>33560
then maybe take a nap
266907 No.33565
>>33558
wew I wasn't looking. I was talking about quints anyway.
>>33559
That's good, was afraid I'd got them wrong
>>33561
>100 posts per day
kek, more like 100 posts per hour
69a9e9 No.33566
>>33553
Oh well, lessons learned i suppose. I wonder what hours parents thought. I hear the ladies like a man with a big arse mind
88288e No.33567
>>33564
but im not tired
>>33563
too low energy to go outside tbh
a91cb9 No.33568
>>33565
>kek, more like 100 posts per hour
mathematically impossible unless the board has only been about for a couple of days
afaed2 No.33569
>>33568
You'd be surprised lad, we're flying by the seat of our pants tbh
266907 No.33570
>>33568
>mathematically impossible
uwot
We almost always get well over 100pph in the evenings.
a91cb9 No.33571
>>33570
yeah, I'm a mong (who's surprised haha)
648592 No.33572
>>33561
>no wonder everyone is walking on eggshells
what do you mean?
a6fa70 No.33573
File: 9b021175ac3269c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.53 MB, 5783x3855, 5783:3855, 583ae9c0d663cf049d8866b7c0….jpg)
a91cb9 No.33574
>>33572
come on mate, everyone is being so """nice""" here compared to 4/brit/
e3dd4f No.33575
awake
fapped immediately upon waking
fml
sleep fucks me up i can never resist when i wake up horny
266907 No.33576
>>33574
Why do you call it 4/brit/ when it's Brit/pol/ over there?
Also what happened that led to you coming here?
a6fa70 No.33577
>>33575
lad please don't do that
69a9e9 No.33579
>>33574
You should've been here Monday lad. Was a riot
38737a No.33580
648592 No.33582
>>33574
If you say so? it's not like we ban people for not being nice or anything
11a54b No.33583
>>33574
>4 brit/pol/ is the true bastion of freespeech
You what lad?
a91cb9 No.33585
>>33575
>wasting your precious time thinking about wanking that could be spent actually wanking
???
>>33576
oh right, I thought this was the equivalent of /int/brit/, makes a bit more sense now.
nothing happened, just thought I'd check here out for the shits and giggles
88288e No.33586
>>33575
asks yourself this
God or sin?
37b551 No.33587
>>33575
Here's your solution.
e3dd4f No.33588
how do i make amends for my transgression?
a217da No.33589
>>33574
watch your mouth you useless bungler
266907 No.33590
>>33585
OK lad, this isn't /int/ though, although we do have some foreigners here.
11a54b No.33591
d6932c No.33592
>>33587
He'd need someone to take away the key so he doesn't cheat.
648592 No.33593
>>33537
Oh just saw this, thanks lad. I'll make a poal now
a217da No.33594
>>33590
>some
only one I recall (not counting yanks)
a217da No.33595
>>33594
FUCKING CODEMONKEY
266907 No.33596
>>33595
The site has been so bad since the hack, it's even worse when I'm logged in.
FIX IT NAO CUCKMONKEY
88288e No.33597
>tfw have about 3-4 dreams each night
aaaaahhhhhhhhhh
afaed2 No.33600
>>33574
There's no need to be unnecessarily rude with a small community like this, if it was larger and we were mostly anonymous, then yeah we'd be as rude as we like but there's no need to tbh tbh
266907 No.33601
38737a No.33602
>>33597
sounds awesome lad
afaed2 No.33603
37b551 No.33604
>>33601
was joking lad, but I also had issues with my post
648592 No.33605
>>33604
ahhhh you forgot dr strangelove
266907 No.33606
37b551 No.33607
>>33605
Fug. Adding now, apologies.
38737a No.33608
>>33601
>>33603
was it what i think it was?
266907 No.33610
38737a No.33612
>>33610
Fucking instaban lad
88288e No.33613
>>33602
not when it feels just like real life smh
266907 No.33614
>>33612
He deleted the files and tbf 8chan has been playing up
648592 No.33616
>>33615
multiple votes are on to make it easier
38737a No.33617
>>33613
3-4 adventures a night lad? sounds good to me
>>33614
no exceptions smh
37b551 No.33618
>>33612
it was a joke lad playing on the 'deleted files' of daftie lass but my animu pic didn't work and reposted old images so deleted
266907 No.33619
>>33617
Bit tyrannical tbh lad
a217da No.33620
transparent one is done now
a217da No.33623
>>33618
I didn't know you can delete your own files (or maybe that were the mods) either way after I did the site crashed for me
648592 No.33624
>>33607
ooooh I forgot a film to suggest
The Day the Earth Caught Fire
266907 No.33625
>>33620
Exciting. I'd wait until the other is done to post though mainly because I'm about to make my din dins
266907 No.33626
>>33624
I'm not watching but you could do Red Dawn but idk if that counts
a217da No.33628
>>33625
yes of course they're only served in two
648592 No.33631
sorry lads going to make another poal with those films added
>>33626
sounds like it can fit tbh
38737a No.33632
what day is the film marathon on?
648592 No.33634
>>33626
why can't you join tho lad just for one night
266907 No.33635
brb lads
>>33629
kek discord isn't even filtered here, go back to /brit/ mr spy
648592 No.33636
37b551 No.33637
>>33626
I'll add the original Red Dawn as well, good recommendation.
266907 No.33638
>>33634
A marathon is too long for me to watch on the pc anyway, it'll wake the fam up as well.
e3dd4f No.33639
what did he post?
who is he?
i just walked around the block
a217da No.33640
11a54b No.33642
>>33639
>he went outside
TOP LAD
37b551 No.33643
>>33626
I'll add the original Red Dawn as well, good recommendation. Weekend marathon rather than one night marathon. 2 to 3 movies per night or more/less depending on what the lads and lasses want.
69a9e9 No.33645
I did it lads, I created the perfect milkshake
266907 No.33646
Alright lads I'm off now, I'll come back later.
648592 No.33647
>>33646
see ya lad. hope you can pop in at least for a bit during
e3dd4f No.33648
where do we bunker
8chan is being fucked again
69a9e9 No.33649
a217da No.33651
SITE KEEPS HAVING ERRORS REEEEE=
afaed2 No.33652
362451 No.33653
d6932c No.33654
If it stops working again, fall back to the cytube.
362451 No.33655
a217da No.33656
e25027 No.33657
imperium lass just admitted to being unemployed after I crowdsourced her questoning to my DIA gang..
648592 No.33659
ed74ff No.33660
a217da No.33661
648592 No.33662
a6fa70 No.33664
a217da No.33665
88288e No.33666
ed74ff No.33667
>>33661
THIS MUST BE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE CRIPPLED AHHHHHH
648592 No.33668
>>33665
8ch cant go down again
ed74ff No.33669
>>33666
Banging trips lad.
a217da No.33670
>>33668
feels as if the lights are out in the house
I think it'll go away soon
02a0e2 No.33671
>>33666
smh I need to make more OC
88288e No.33672
>>33670
*cuddles you in the dark*
ed74ff No.33673
SOME LOUTS SMOKING WEED BY MY VAN REEEEEEEE
Fucking school holidays tbh.
88288e No.33674
>>33673
any of them girls lad?
ed74ff No.33676
>>33674
Smh no lad just 4 or 5 teenaged boys.
GCHQ ARREST THEM TBH
648592 No.33677
>>33676
should have told them if they keep it up they'll end up living in a van jk lad
d6932c No.33679
>settling for the yellow man's unwanted leftovers
ed74ff No.33680
>>33677
Kek, Ill do that next time
>Damn kids! Keep it up and you will end up in a van, and you wont have to work full time ever again, and you can go where the mood takes you.
Hang on that wont work..
a6fa70 No.33681
File: 2517868ba1d6cdc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 81.55 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, C0DBg4NWEAA7Hsj.jpg large.jpg)
02a0e2 No.33684
>>33680
Bully them until they give you the grass tbh
ed74ff No.33685
>>33684
*brain engages*.. . or… or… sell them grass….
EUREKA
02a0e2 No.33686
>>33685
good lad harvest those shekels
ed74ff No.33687
e3dd4f No.33689
>>33688
post the oc reeeeeeeeeeeeee
a217da No.33690
648592 No.33691
a217da No.33692
>>33689
>>33691
no I'm not I want the site to stop shitting itself
will upload in a sec
ed74ff No.33693
>>33688
>>33689
THHHIIIIIISSSSSS
648592 No.33695
a217da No.33697
idk tbh here it is
Maybe in these times of critical board relationships and global diplomatic war my OC will bring us together and give us confidence.
My apologies to those in our ranks who I haven't included either due to my retardation or you coming too late (so Shroplad and Dorsetlad and maybe some others I forgot). I mean it's just some shitty OC. Our home has enough beds for everybody.
And sorry for some fuckups in the picture I guess. And sorry if you don't like it. I hope you like it. But if not that's ok.
ed74ff No.33699
>>33697
Well played daftie, thats brilliant.
648592 No.33701
>>33697
*stops you falling* top kek that's awesome, saved
>dat imperium
whos the bald lad?
88288e No.33702
>>33697
can you explain some of them for me
266907 No.33703
Back tbh
>>33697
top kek lass, this is fantastic no really it is
02a0e2 No.33704
>>33697
smh @ that motto tbh but nicely done
a217da No.33705
>>33701
it's welshlad (at least how waifuposter described him)
e3dd4f No.33706
>>33701
its welshlad
>>33697
gr8 thx
0af74e No.33707
>>33697
>i'm drawn as a chink who is dying
offended tbh
d6932c No.33708
>>33697
LADS I'M A PRINCESS
Imperium is exactly how I imagine him behind the keyboard.
648592 No.33709
362451 No.33710
>>33697
I love it, lass. It's so cute
>that Pembs and Lass
a217da No.33711
>>33702
from left to right
Daftie, Pembs, imperiumlad, 22st, vanlad, welshlad, Neo, Herts, waifuposter, notGCHQ, Britposter, BumBumKing (with sneklamb), Eugeneposter/Cymru, Anprim
>>33707
Why are you dying, lad? you're not dying.
I'm the only one who's dying :DD
e25027 No.33712
266907 No.33713
>>33712
>being this new
smh
== but it has to have its own line
266907 No.33714
>there's an Orthodox cross in my crown
That's a nice touch tbh
0af74e No.33715
>>33711
It's a cute drawing anyway
>>33712
== before and after your text
like this
e25027 No.33716
how do i post with red?
== REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT TO CONFRONT IMPERIUM LASS FOR LYING TO ME BUT ITS BETTER TO GET MORE INFO 1ST AND SEE IF SHE'LL FORGIVE ME
0af74e No.33717
>>33715
forgot to spoiler sorry lads
362451 No.33718
>>33697
Top kek. Didn't notice the commandments
ed74ff No.33719
>>33716
=_= RED TEXT BLAH =_=
without underscores
648592 No.33720
266907 No.33721
http://stats.4ch.net/8chan/
Hey lads just making you aware of this tbh, it's kinds cool
266907 No.33722
>>33718
I still feel bad for breaking the first two already tbh
e25027 No.33723
>>33719
>>>33716 (You)
>=_= RED TEXT BLAH =_=
>without underscores
THANKS
88288e No.33724
>tfw no taig-dago american gf
a217da No.33725
>>33699
>>33703
>>33704
>>33706
>>33708
>>33710
>>33715
returning the (you)s I didn't answer yet. thanks lads I'm very happy you liked it
648592 No.33726
>>33718
>tfw most have been broken
362451 No.33727
>>33722
We've broken most of them. Top kek
who /badboy/ here?
266907 No.33729
>>33727
They weren't supposed to be broken, lad.
e25027 No.33730
giddy with excitement as I have fresh info on i.l.
My ultimate dream is to crack her account and read all the messages tbh.
266907 No.33731
http://stats.4ch.net/8chan/displaytable.php?file=brit
http://stats.4ch.net/8chan/displaytable.php?file=newbrit
This is interesting tbh
>that huge drop in traffic for /brit/ after forcing us out
>/newbrit/ has twice the traffic that snail/brit/ does
88288e No.33732
cant stand these dumb youtube "sceptics" that think theyre so smart even though theyre dumb as shit
d6932c No.33733
>>33727
>>33729
9/10 broken tbh.
At least we're still trying to have fun, right?
266907 No.33734
>>33733
I had no idea it was this hard to regulate ourselves tbh
ed74ff No.33735
a217da No.33736
>>33733
we have no gays here I think, and we're having fun, so that's 8/10
648592 No.33737
going for a run on this elevated mood tbh
88288e No.33739
>tfw you realise how intelligent you are compared to everyone else
266907 No.33740
>>33737
see you lad
>>33739
I wouldn't put it quite like that but iktf I guess
0af74e No.33742
File: 1512fb697b19af7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 54.42 KB, 670x598, 335:299, 8d27cb5f6b44558f2f527cba5c….jpg)
ed74ff No.33743
>>33739
Kek I needed a laff thanks lad.
>>33737
Godspeed lad.
>>33738
…
69a9e9 No.33744
>>33697
My only regret is not knowing how daftie would draw me tbh
a217da No.33745
>>33744
stick around and I'll find a way
266907 No.33746
ed74ff No.33747
>>33739
Kek I needed a laff thanks lad.
>>33737
Godspeed lad.
>>33738
…
>>33746
8chan never worked.
266907 No.33748
Why is /brit/ so no fun smh
>>33747
True
ed74ff No.33749
0af74e No.33750
266907 No.33751
>everyone will go to the cytube where I can't see them instead of the discord
>none of them will go to the actual bunker
266907 No.33752
btw Monarch is no longer our problem, it seems that SA and OSRS are now. smdh
88288e No.33753
>>33745
Draw me like one of your French girls
e3dd4f No.33754
How do I not fap?
Any time I have success it's because I never got the urge to, but sooner or later I do get it, and I can never resist.
0af74e No.33755
>>33754
Willpower
If you really don't want it, you won't do it
a217da No.33756
>>33752
SA was always the villain, and I never liked him. Even when I was on his side of the argument I couldn't stand him. During his mod time I mean. He was fine on /pol/. I think he got killed and replaced by GCHQ
88288e No.33757
>>33754
look to THE LORD for strength
and just stop doing it
a217da No.33758
>>33756
REEEEEEEEEEEE CODECHIMP YOU MORON
ed74ff No.33759
>>33756
>killed and replaced by GCHQ
THE DAFTIE KNOWS SHUT IT DOWN
688e69 No.33760
>>33756
>SA was always the villian
*rubs hands*
362451 No.33761
>>33752
>>33756
They have spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) here. Careful what you say
266907 No.33762
>>33756
This is something a little annoying about him tbh
>I think he got killed and replaced by GCHQ
Didn't we memi about this a while back? Once again we have memid irresponsibly and killed one of our own.
266907 No.33763
>>33761
I'm not censoring myself on my own board.
bfa5a9 No.33764
Why are we fighting with /brit/ this time? They BULLYING again?
88288e No.33765
>woes disabling comments
smh i had some good upvotes
823f82 No.33766
>>33697
wew lass
Great job tbh
266907 No.33767
>>33764
This is more of an actual argument. They're only showing how little they know about us. I can't be bothered with it tbh.
362451 No.33768
>>33763
How do I become brave like you, lad?
266907 No.33770
>>33768
Be strong, hetero, and Anglo.
a217da No.33771
>>33766
thanks lass
>tfw I don't get any (you)s due to the error
362451 No.33772
>>33770
I can't become Anglo, lad
bfa5a9 No.33773
]>>33765
Woes is a bit of a soft cunt tbh
69a9e9 No.33774
>>33751
what is the /actual/ bunker
362451 No.33776
>>33775
But I want to be brave. I want to be a hero.
266907 No.33777
>>33774
I'd tell you but I'm too paranoid about the /brit/ spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/).
266907 No.33778
>>33776
You just have to conquer your fears lad
a217da No.33779
>>33770
lad did you delete my thread by chance?
>>30391
69a9e9 No.33780
>>33777
Yeah, I am one of those tbh
362451 No.33781
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>33778
You should make a speech like this before we begin our expansion into /brit/.
266907 No.33782
>>33779
Works for me. I think random 404s or shit like that is still happening because
cuckmonkey won't fix the fucking site
>>33780
ah lad why didn't you say so
648592 No.33783
>>33743
>>33747
thanks for the double(you) tbh
e3dd4f No.33784
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
TOMORROW WILL BE DIFFERENT
I WILL NOT FAP
For her.
a217da No.33785
>>33780
we know tbh
>>33782
alright that's fine anyway
88288e No.33786
why is america so based lads?
ed74ff No.33787
Wew
>>33783
I only got 1 (You), even though they are both me, thats not fair Chodesmankey.
AHHHHHHHHH
266907 No.33788
>>33781
>speech from Gaugamela
>not his speech from the Hydaspes
I could not have blamed you for being the first to lose heart if I, your commander, had not shared in your exhausting marches and your perilous campaigns; it would have been natural enough if you had done all the work merely for others to reap the reward. But it is not so. You and I, gentlemen, have shared the labour and shared the danger, and the rewards are for us all. The conquered territory belongs to you; from your ranks the governors of it are chosen; already the greater part of its treasure passes into your hands, and when all Asia is overrun, then indeed I will go further than the mere satisfaction of our ambitions: the utmost hopes of riches or power which each one of you cherishes will be far surpassed, and whoever wishes to return home will be allowed to go, either with me or without me. I will make those who stay the envy of those who return.
266907 No.33789
>>33786
>America
>based
I will ban you if you say something like this again
88288e No.33790
>>33789
america > EVROPA tbh
(USER WAS BANNED FOR PRO-BURGER SENTIMENTS) 362451 No.33791
>>33788
Doubt the film quote is even close to the real thing tbh.
>tfw Alexander started the king/general fighting with his soldier memi
seems a bit risky
648592 No.33792
afaed2 No.33793
>>33697
WE COMING WITH OUR SWORDS OUT NIBBA
love it lass
a217da No.33794
>when not only is the site broken but your browser is giving you (Not Responding) all the time
266907 No.33795
>>33790
Liking America is banned tbh lads
0af74e No.33796
>>33790
Imperium > america > EVROPA tbh
a217da No.33797
>>33793
thanks lad still no (you)s smh but it's fine
I got the picture error problem now, just have the same tab open twice.
648592 No.33798
>>33790
America = Europa :^)
266907 No.33799
>>33794
Memory leaks are getting out of hand, I'm even getting problems on Chrome now and I never had them before.
>>33796
Might want to refresh there lad before you post something like that again
362451 No.33800
362451 No.33802
aa Well that's embarrassing aa
afaed2 No.33803
fucking site is broken reee
362451 No.33804
362451 No.33805
88288e No.33806
>>33795
why tho lad
they are our anglo brothers
a217da No.33807
>>33800
fucks sake lad I told you
bfa5a9 No.33808
a217da No.33810
>>33801
>he saved it
wew lad
0af74e No.33811
It's literally just this board that's fucked for some reason. spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) are behind this
362451 No.33812
>>33807
I did what you said, lass. You forgot to tell me to put "/" on the second one. I'm a good boy who do what I am told
a217da No.33813
>>33807
test tbh
tbh test
tbh
266907 No.33814
>>33810
Why would a man upload an image, if it weren't meant to be saved?
88288e No.33815
>>33809
>believing the self-reported ancestry memi
hwite americans are mostly anglo with small mixtures of taig/kraut, unless you think the anglo population suddenly stopped breeding in the 1800s
a217da No.33817
>>33812
I didn't say for a reason. I'm not telling you that in /brit/.
266907 No.33818
>>33815
>mostly anglo with small mixtures of taig/kraut
>small mixtures
They're probably majority non-Anglo at this point. In any case the mystery meat and the lack of blood and soil nationalism has fucked them up.
ea5322 No.33819
what the fuck is going on with this site
69a9e9 No.33820
>tfw you eat so much you feel as though you are sweating
>>33790
I'm pretty sure the UK is the only based nation
test
266907 No.33821
>>33819
cuckmonkey has fucked shit up
362451 No.33822
>>33817
I don't get it, lass
88288e No.33823
362451 No.33826
>(You)s not working properly
What's the point of posting then?
a217da No.33827
>>33814
I'm not even sure if I have that file to copypaste.
You can text upon multiple lines but if you want some
sick
'''special
~~effects
you'd need to separate them.
266907 No.33828
>>33826
There is no point. Everything's fucked. Lights out lads, it's time to an hero.
88288e No.33829
>>33824
i be getting those vibes off you lad
362451 No.33832
>Lass posts OC
>gets denied all the (You)s
I AM NEVER POSTING OC AGAIN. THIS MUST BE HELL
648592 No.33833
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
posting this again tbh
http://poal.me/7hiw0s
266907 No.33834
>>33827
This
''seems''
'''like'''
==special==
~~shit~~
tbh
just testing
>>33829
Don't you remember me?
ea5322 No.33835
>>33826
this tbh
abandon ship
266907 No.33836
afaed2 No.33838
Can we just migrate somewhere for now?
88288e No.33839
>>33834
I dont want to remember you.. you're not the woman I once loved
362451 No.33840
>>33838
Let's seek refuge in /brit/
16eb55 No.33841
why is this board playing up?
648592 No.33842
what's even wrong I don't understand lol
823f82 No.33843
266907 No.33844
>>33838
There's the bunker, get in the discord
>>33839
wtf
>>33840
NO
a217da No.33845
>>33827
>>33814
I'm not even sure if I have that file to copypaste.
fucked
it
up
wew
>>33834
yeah you did exactly the opposite but /test/ exists for a reason
648592 No.33846
POSTING IS WORKING I DONT GET IT REEEEEE WE'RE POSTING RIGHT NOW
ed74ff No.33847
>>33815
>kraut-taigery
*vomits*
afaed2 No.33848
>>33843
Fuck off m8 u wanna fucking fight?
a217da No.33849
d6932c No.33850
>>33832
But I need OC to live.
88288e No.33851
>>33847
t. pure 100% anglo-saxon
bfa5a9 No.33852
Did the lass post her picture of us?
823f82 No.33853
LADS SHE'S GOING DOWN!!!! REEEEEEE HOLD ON!!!!! SALVAGE YOUR (YOU)S! SAVE THE LASSES!
ea5322 No.33854
is it only this board that's broken?
362451 No.33855
>>33850
And I need (You)s to live. We're going to die, lass. My last OC will be done tomorrow.
d6932c No.33856
648592 No.33857
>>33853
WOOOOAH NELLIE HOLD ON THERE
a217da No.33858
>>33832
It's fine lad just the post saying something in itself is already the best reward. I'm not attached to (you)s.
362451 No.33859
>>33853
(You)s AND LASSES FIRST
afaed2 No.33860
>>33853
WOMEN AND SHITPOSTERS FIRST!!!!!!!!!
266907 No.33861
Lads we are officially evacuating to the bunker. If you don't know where it is join the discord or the cytube.
648592 No.33862
>>33861
It was an honour shitposting with you lads
bfa5a9 No.33863
>>33697
0/10 my horns are too skinny and also who is the lass next to me?
Also 11/10 it's beautiful and makes me want to unironically tear up smh ily lambs
Good work lass
a217da No.33864
>>33855
I'm looking forward
0af74e No.33865
please unkill the board hotwheels
266907 No.33866
>>33862
*salutes as I go down with the ship*
bfa5a9 No.33867
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
266907 No.33868
>>33867
Do you know where to go lad?
a217da No.33869
THE ESCAPE BOAT IS THE DISCORD
a217da No.33870
and cytube I guess you fucking traitors
648592 No.33871
>>33870
what did she mean by this?
ed74ff No.33872
88288e No.33873
>>33872
we'll survive alone lad
266907 No.33874
>>33872
Join our discord lad or the cytube
ea5322 No.33875
a217da No.33876
>>33872
have you been to the bunker during the crash?
ed74ff No.33877
>>33874
>>33874
The 2 discord links I have say they are expired - thatll teach me for sitting on my hands.
ed74ff No.33878
>>33876
No lass Ive been trying to keep to the commandments :^)
a217da No.33879
>>33878
then cytube should tell you
ed74ff No.33880
ce1af6 No.33881
I just got here. Wha happen?
648592 No.33883
>>33880
>>33881
join discord or cytube then we will tell you where we are lad
648592 No.33884
lads /brit/ just invaded our discord
a217da No.33885
648592 No.33887
fd4ca8 No.33889
COMMENCE OPERATION LOCALISE!
>got to /brit/
>post bins
ed74ff No.33890
ed74ff No.33891
>>33889
AHHHHH NOT YOU WRONG THREAD
648592 No.33892
bd7b5f No.33893
File: 833a8283d4a8856⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 20.66 KB, 236x362, 118:181, 1a5fa5078c4feebc43000d2042….jpg)
I've been out of the loop for a bit, nice to see you escaped SA tyranny
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 334425 No.33897
f7b8c2 No.33898
>tfw knows where Herts goes to school
362451 No.33899
Is the board working properly again?
362451 No.33901
362451 No.33902
>>33900
Bit slow, lad
*tests with reply and image*
362451 No.33904
>>33903
It's not working properly smh
440d7e No.33905
>>33903
Is this a representation of neo?
648592 No.33906
>>33895
kek
>>33898
s-statham IS THAT YOU?
362451 No.33907
>>33905
It's that lass from Lazy Town
2eaad0 No.33908
>>33893
Why did you ban him?
648592 No.33909
>>33908
was a bit trigger happy after the discord raid smh thought he was a spy
648592 No.33910
unbanned now I see it's based statham
648592 No.33911
2eaad0 No.33912
2eaad0 No.33913
>>33697
That put a big simle on my face, well done lass.
>>33701
>>33706
>>33705
>>33709
>whos the bald lad?
>it's welshlad (at least how waifuposter described him)
>its welshlad
In other earlier OC CrownPoster made I am portrayed as Wojak, so it makes sense, especially with the pajamas because of the Sad Sleep Wojak I usually post when I go to sleep. Irl I basically only wear pajamas and a dressing gown so it matches on that front too. I also look anemic irl for the lack of going outside, so I look paler than I should be. I'm skinny as well, probably underweight…
Night lads and lasses.
362451 No.33914
afaed2 No.33915
362451 No.33916
88288e No.33917
11652c No.33918
May have to move the /newbrit/pocalypse marathon forward a day…
>>>/pol/9704511
11652c No.33920
SWITCHED TO PALEMOON LADS, NO MORE MEMORY LEAKS AND NO COMPROMISING FOR THE JEWGLE BOTNET!!!!
e3dd4f No.33923
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
11652c No.33924
>>33923
LADDD
already fapped so I'm ok tbh :^)
11652c No.33925
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Why are jewesses so disarming? Was I brainwashed as a child to respond emotionally and sexually to all forms of jewess? Why did I only fall in love with jewesses? Why do I still only fall in love with jewesses? Is there some component of racial animosity involved that fuels this primal passion? Am I destined to pair with a jewess and create a mischling?
e3dd4f No.33927
>accidentally posted with my trip on /tv/
woops
gotta close that tab now and pretend it never happened
e3dd4f No.33929
im so embarrased
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
e3dd4f No.33930
https://youtu.be/yYgsqI81-5g?t=1m21s.
The ass on Golden Ones ex-gf is fucking phenomenal. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
e3dd4f No.33931
https://twitter.com/ramzpaul/status/852278638770835457
germany is so fucked
those women look white
even in this country in highly diverse areas you wouldnt fucking see so much of this shit
c2af6d No.33932
>>33924
Morning, lad
>already fapped
>this early
You're not even trying, lad
>>33925
Jews seem to have some kind of sexual power, but that one's not doing anything for me.
>>33930
Morning, lad. Don't fap to it
c2af6d No.33933
>>33931
Saw an image yesterday where it looked like a German lass was getting fucked by a migrant on a German police car. smh
e3dd4f No.33934
c2af6d No.33935
>>33934
Wew. I didn't save it, lad.
440d7e No.33936
>>33925
Jews have mind control powers tbh, that's how they came to dominate the planet
c2af6d No.33937
>600 years ago you had approximately 1 million living relatives
c2af6d No.33938
DAY OLD Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale
EU Threatens Legal Action if Poland, Hungary Refuse to Take in Migrants
>The European Union (EU) told Hungary and Poland they face legal action if their populist governments continue refusing to take a share of illegal immigrants from the third world.
>Warsaw and Budapest have strongly opposed the bloc’s migration scheme, which seeks to move 160,000 people from Italy and Greece into other EU nations. Fewer than 20,000 people have been resettled so far even though the programme is due to end in September this year.
>“If Member States do not increase their relocations soon, the Commission will not hesitate to make use of its powers … for those which have not complied,” the bloc’s executive arm said in a statement.
>“If Member States do not increase their relocations soon, the Commission will not hesitate to make use of its powers
What did they mean by this?
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/12/eu-threatens-poland-hungary-migrants/
Kind of old news, but give her your views.
11652c No.33939
>>33932
Morning lass.
couldn't help it, found some good ASMR vids and went on a binge
>that one's not doing anything for me
Yeah lass she's only attractive to actual autists I think.
also like young lasses though so :^)
she's 18 though lad, no paedo
d6932c No.33940
>>33925
Either they use their pheromones like insects to manipulate other people or they have some kind of alien/satanic magic. Jews will biologically survive any future holocaust because too many of the young women will ensnare and marry their would-be murderers.
>>33937
2000 years ago you had something like 18 quintillion ancestors but most of them would be repeated multiple times at that point.
c2af6d No.33941
>>33939
>couldn't help it, found some good ASMR vids and went on a binge
You make cummies to ASMR videos?
>also like young lasses though so :^)
LAD
>she's 18 though lad, no paedo
Oh
Is the maker of that game an antisemite, lad?
>>33940
Morning, lass
>2000 years ago you had something like 18 quintillion ancestors but most of them would be repeated multiple times at that point.
Yeah most of my ancestors were probably all interbred royals.
e25027 No.33942
>>33937
You're a hybrid lad? Seems a little high.
c2af6d No.33943
>>33942
Civic Fencer did the maths, lad. Obviously like Neo implied a lot of them were probably related in one way or another.
We're all related. We're all migrants
d6932c No.33944
>>33942
It seems high until you try to calculate it. Each generation back will double in size (two parents, four grandparents, eight great grandparents etc). Then you account for the average generation length, which is historically between 20 and 30 years.
11652c No.33945
>>33941
>you make cummies to ASMR videos?
Lad have you even seen the ear eating vids? *shivers in delight*
>is the maker of that game an antisemite, lad?
You haven't played Unteralterbach? WEW
don't tbh, you'll be scarred from the loli scenes :^)
c2af6d No.33946
This all looks fine…
>gets to Britain
c2af6d No.33947
>>33945
>Lad have you even seen the ear eating vids? *shivers in delight*
WEW LAD. Think I'd just find it creepy, lad. No offence.
>You haven't played Unteralterbach? WEW
>don't tbh, you'll be scarred from the loli scenes :^)
No, and I doubt it, lad.
11652c No.33948
>>33941
>>33936
>Either they use their pheromones like insects to manipulate other people or they have some kind of alien/satanic magic. Jews will biologically survive any future holocaust because too many of the young women will ensnare and marry their would-be murderers.
Smh this. I'm thinking they were the original users of hypnotic suggestion or something as I can't be affected by the pheromones through TalmudVision or my desktop screen and the lasses are displayed for the goyim since adolescence.
c2af6d No.33949
>>33948
>>33940
Certainly none of us would fall for the Jews' magic, right?
e25027 No.33950
1 million ancestors, no descendants
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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c2af6d No.33952
c2af6d No.33953
>>33950
Refresh, lad.
*spares you embarrassment*
b243d7 No.33955
Morning lads, has the mason-spawn fixed the site yet?
11652c No.33956
File: f7728d05fb38173⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 46.18 KB, 272x220, 68:55, f7728d05fb38173670183076c7….gif)
>>33947
>think I'd just find it creepy, lad. No offence.
None taken tbh. It's an acquired taste. It's just incredibly stimulating to hear a young lass whisper in your ears as she kisses the microphone and slowly slips her tongue insidesimulated of course but mimics the real thing well enough :^)
You should try the game lad. Maybe you'll be inspired after to do your own RenPy game as well.
http://unteralterbach.net/
b243d7 No.33957
>>33955
FUCKSAKE MORNING LADS
d6932c No.33958
>>33946
Our girl names are fine though. It only seems scary because muslims have no imagination.
>>33949
Some of our ancestors could have and we wouldn't even notice until we get 2% ashkenazi in our DNA results.
e25027 No.33959
>>33952
>>33953
oh thanks lad, I was posting about being an only child and incompetent so it fits.
4d845f No.33960
Morning guys. So the board is working fine again? Also any updates on our /brit/ friends?
My head hurts a little today ngl.
>>33913
glad you liked it lad
11652c No.33961
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>33955
>>33957
>>33960
Morning lads and lasses.
>>33958
>Some of our ancestors could have and we wouldn't even notice until we get 2% ashkenazi in our DNA results.
So there's a high chance one of the lads or lasses posting rn is part ashkenazi… hmmm…
starts a witch hunt
440d7e No.33962
>>33938
>the Commission will not hesitate to make use of its powers
Member states are not member states.
b243d7 No.33963
Whats happening today lads? Ive got nowt to do tbh.
c2af6d No.33964
>>33955
>>33957
Seems like it's working, yeah.
>>33956
I guess I just don't like the idea of something in my ear. It's not really an erogenous zone for me. ASMR sometimes do feel good though.
>You should try the game lad. Maybe you'll be inspired after to do your own RenPy game as well.
Wew. Making a game is a lot of work, lad
>>33958
>Our girl names are fine though. It only seems scary because muslims have no imagination.
True. I still don't like how they make a mark though.
>Some of our ancestors could have and we wouldn't even notice until we get 2% ashkenazi in our DNA results.
>tfw you betray your 98% DNA because of 2% Jew DNA
>>33959
Other descendants of them have probably had more children, lad
>>33960
Morning, lass. Nothing after the purge last night.
>>33962
WE NEED AN ARMY AND NUKES NOW
e25027 No.33965
>>33964
a person, plant, or animal that is descended from a particular ancestor.
e3dd4f No.33966
>sell things on ebay
>i think they should have arrived with the buyers by now
>but they havent left feedback or responded to me asking if it has arrived yet
>probably has and its fine
>but maybe it hasnt or it is broken or something
>cant spend the money until i get told by them its all ok
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
c2af6d No.33967
>>33965
What are you on about, lad?
>>33966
Just ask your mummies for an allowance :^)
4d845f No.33969
c2af6d No.33970
>>33968
Wait. You're part Jew too?
4d845f No.33971
d6932c No.33972
>>33970
I don't know. You could be part jew for all I know lad. I could very well be the only non-jew in a sea of chosen on this board.
It's scary lad.
c2af6d No.33973
>>33972
Are you saying we should all take a DNA test and give the Jews our DNA so we could tell whether we're Jewish or not? Sounds like something a Jew would suggest.
*trusts nobody*
c2af6d No.33974
d6932c No.33975
>>33973
>*trusts nobody*
*trusts nobody*
b243d7 No.33976
>inb4 /newbrit/ has its own night of the long knives and everybody is killed for being jewish.
e3dd4f No.33977
>>33969
just a couple things i didnt want anymore
i will have 50 pounds if its all ok and no one got something broken by the royal mail
440d7e No.33978
>tfw my gf might have some sneaky kike ancestry but nobody is allowed to talk about it in the presence of her grandmother, who is the only one alive who knows the truth
Who /cryptokike/ here?
02a0e2 No.33979
>>33976
*sharpens seax*
>>33977
What's the book market like lad I have so much shit to get rid of, would be nice to get some shekels
e3dd4f No.33980
>>33979
depends on the books i guess
i bought a bunch of horus heresy books on there for a few pounds each
but that is quite a well known and popular series of books
d6932c No.33983
>>33978
Don't worry lad, you're not crypto. You're her goy-toy.
>>33981
Are you part jewish lass? I wouldn't hold it against you.
02a0e2 No.33984
>>33981
>not being semetophilic
smh lad what are you a racist
4d845f No.33987
flyover tbh
>>33985
>>33985
>>33985
>>33985
>>33985
>>33983
no I'm completely clean believe it or not