/newbrit/ - /brit//politics/★

>>32529

No. Smh so you are a spy, or are you OUR spy?

I might just drop a trip entirely on my laptop

>>32531

>tfw never had a gf

>>32535

Lad.

>>32535

Me or you?

>>32533

Why, lad?

>>32539

Can't find my old one which was really good

>>32534

You can come if you want lad. I'll probably need some herb tinctures for the subsequent knob rot

>>32528 (OP)

>lasses rules edition

WHERE IS THE PUNCTUATION LAD

>multiple lasses are the rulers.

>the rules belonging to the lass..

>the rule belonging to the lass has…

I'm depressed, lads.

>>32543

it apples to all of them lad

>>32544

>>32544

Why lad? You got dubs.

>>32544

whats up?

>>32544

Is it your heart, lad?

>>32543

reee you get what I mean

>>32547

I see. *cuts own throat in shame*

>>32546

Thanks, lass

Bit worried about you. You seem to be addicted to OC

>>32550

>I get what you mean

Do you mean that a lass has made the rules for this edition?

>>32548

>>32549

I guess I always feel like this but I manage to distract myself most of the time.

>>32550

Not really but it doesn't help

>>32545

Cheers lad. All I need now is some PUA seminars.

>>32544

How come mate? Have you got relationship problems? Just tell monarch you like him tbh, he's probably closeted

>>32553

smh you don't get it

>>32554

This one looks like a teenage boy lad.

>>32544

http://poal.me/64zvxy

>>32544

who isnt these days tbh

>>32558

Fuck off

>>32560

me

>>32557

It must be that Lasses are the Rulers then….?

>>32555

oh. same.

dont try drinking

>>32561

Smh

its constructive criticism, Im not just ragging on imperium anymore.

>>32558

TOP KEK IT TOTALLY DOES

>>32563

Me either but everyone is always "oo im depressed ;_;" all the time tbh. I just dont have any sympathy for it anymore

>>32564

Yeah. Should it be lasses rule?

>>32556

>Have you got relationship problems?

I like a girl and she likes me but I don't know if I really like her and it's complicated tbh. But it's not that.

>Just tell monarch you like him

wew lad, Monarch is kill

>>32559

Nice to see you again lass

>half this board isn't depressed

What is wrong with you people

>>32560

I guess

>>32555

>always feel like this

Is it:

1) feel like you are missing something

2) feel overwhelmed

?

>>32559

Told you lads she'd be back tbh

>>32570

Probably more the first tbh

>>32569

>What is wrong with you people

tbh we have a lot of reasons.

>>32568

>>32568

Yeah ahhhhhh I dont mean to sound snarky lad, Ive read my posts back and it sounds like Im being obtuse but Im really not tbh lad, Im just a punctuation autist.

>>32569

>What is wrong with you people

no gf

the knowledge that you will die forever forbidden from unclothing the female form and feeling it embrace and admire you

>>32559

what an entrance

>>32573

>>32576

tbh I was asking what's wrong with people who aren't depressed

>>32569

I know that feel actually. Tbh lad you're never gonna truly like her until you get an intimate understanding ;^) find out what she's really like. Best way is to gf her tbh, not much too lose.

>it's not that

Do you know what /it/ is?

>>32576

get swole lad

>>32572

Be a yes man for doing things, try to work out what is missing. I know that doesnt help much lad, but I was a miserable office worker until I realised it was making me depressed and ill

>>32578

People who arent depressed are normally simple-minded folk.

>>32581

This. Endorphins help alot.

>>32581

What weights do you buy?

I feel like I will be bullied if I walk into a gymn

>>32572

It's because you don't know where you're going mate. You need to set a goal and work towards it tbh

>>32583

>tfw you're not depressed and therefore retarded

FUCK

>>32579

>Best way is to gf her tbh, not much too lose.

I know, I just don't really want to commit, there's something holding me back.

>Do you know what /it/ is?

Everything, I guess. But at the same time nothing in particular.

>>32582

Good advice tbh, I think part of the problem is that right now I'm trapped doing my A levels and can't do much else. Should feel better in the summer though.

>>32583

This is what I've seen too tbh

>>32586

buy a pair of dumbbells with adjustable weights if you don't want to go to a gym lad

>>32587

I guess. No idea what I'm doing in the future at the moment

>>32586

A power rack or whatever it is called, lad. Basically you get a lot of different lifts you can do with the same equipment. It's what Sammy has.

You can pretty much do everything you need with it.

>>32587

>>32588

IGNORANCE IS BLISS

>>32592

>tfw cant put the evils and horrors of the world aside for sparkly material goods and hollow, superficial experiences

>>32595

*takes 2 sweeties even though Im not depressed right now*

Thanks lad.

>>32567

tbh I feel like I should be a lot sadder than I am

>>32599

Yeah you've been fairly chipper dispite all of that business. I think alot of emotion from that type of stuff comes from keeping it to yourself and bottleing it up.

>>32601

>what are milfs

>>32604

I cant bring myself to do even go to the pub anymore lad

>>32600

Thanks, lass. Once drawn it has to serve justice.

>>32586

Me pa bought some YORK plates for me little brother and himself today. Good brand for some shitty starter plates and bars. A squat racks w/ pul upl bars too if you wanna spend some good money after you've gotten into it and are prepared to spend more.

Tbh'ing you tho lad: The fear of others judging you is something that you'll always have if you don't get over it. Becoming /fit/ or /lit/ won't change that. You should just go to the gym and learn to be comfortable around others. Most importantly, no one actually gives a shit about anyone else in the gym except losers, everyone has to start somewhere.

>>32588

>I don't wanna commit

It's fear of change lad. I know that feel to. All you can do is take the plunge and have fun. See this as an extension of what sussex lad is telling you to do. and you don't wanna break the poor birds heart do you :'^(

>>32590

PLAN. IT. OUT. Just figure out you base desires. I used to have no ambitions or intentions. When I realised I wanted to reproduce it lead to the understand I wanted to make big money and a legacy tbh.

>>32594

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TOO ALL SAD LADS

>all these lads obsessed with lasses

lads they're not that great tbh, you're all just idealizing them

>>32606

wew what a legend

>>32611

Let them be idealised for one more thread, lad. This is the lass thread.

>>32605

Why not lad? Surely you enjoy being boorish and uncouth whilst intoxicated? Its a British tradition tbh.

>>32594

The Matrix wasn't wrong.

>>32608

>It's fear of change lad.

Probably. I'll go for it but we'll both really busy with work now anyway so it's not like it'll make a huge difference.

>PLAN. IT. OUT.

I need to first work out what I'm doing after sixth form and go from there but I have no idea yet and I can't really make a final decision until I get my results. So not much I can do right now I'm afraid.

>>32609

>I dunno lad, I can bottle anything up tbh if I try

doesnt make it healthy

>and yeah chipper was the exact word I was thinking of, lad are you reading my brain?

nah, just been there tbh

werent you meeting during Easter? That still happening?

>>32612

it helps nobody

>>32613

no energy

>>32611

i just like talking to them and looking at their pretty faces and smiles

>>32608

I'm already /lit/

>>32617

>it helps nobody

It makes me feel good

>>32616

The funny thing is weininger was right about so much more than woman.

>caring about a specific woman

smh tbh

>>32618

>no energy

Do you get at least 1 hour of midday sun lad? Take vitamin D supplements.

>>32620

Masturbation makes me feel good but we don't encourage it.

>>32623

>not caring about specific women

?

>>32621

He also shot himself which is worryingly on topic for this thread

>>32628

can you put the Samaritans number in the OP please lad, for insurance and liability purposes

>>32615

I mean you could always just make some plans based on what you would like and the worst case scenarios.

>A*A*A* - I want to go to oxbridge and marry a jewess

>CCC - FML it's all over I guess I should do something interesting like mail bombs to tech company execs

>>32619

See what I mean?

tl;dr just fucking get over it and be yourself despite others looking at you

>>32623

Pff I wish

>>32630

I bet that is your main problem lad. Vit D can be prescribed by a doctor if you are a really poorfag. Do it though, you will not regret it.

>>32632

Yeah alright lad

>>32634

>A*A*A* - I want to go to oxbridge and marry a jewess

>CCC - FML it's all over I guess I should do something interesting like mail bombs to tech company execs

kek lad

I guess I have vague ideas about what I could so buy beyond that I haven't a clue.

>>32636

how much will it improve me fam?

>>32634

>mail bombs to tech company execs

Tell us more…

>>32633

Lop your knob off lass

>>32641

Why would you say that, lad?

>>32639

Significantly. You will feel like a new man in 2 or 3 weeks if you take supplements and get an hour of sun at least a day. Try for a few hours if you can. Look it up on reddit Erowid or Bluelight or Drugs Forum or Bodybuilder forums etcetera. Also try 5-htp for serotonin, that shit is my lifeline.

>>32638

So was >>32559 a ruseman?

>>32645

aight

>>32646

Aren't you talking with her on Discord, lad?

>>32647

I'ts not a big deal lad, i just wanted to freak you out again

>>32643

Just seems like one way to kick wanking don't it?

>>32649

Not right now. I'm off now anyway, I'll be back shortly.

>>32652

tbh I completely understand people like Ted, Breivik, and Mair now.

>>32653

I haven't wanked for months, lad

>>32646

no lad

tfw harrassing a lady on a dating site under multiple consecutive accounts.

I call it 50 1st chats.

>>32656

*bows down to (You)*

>>32655

>Ted, Breivik, and Mair now.

Yeah, but then you start to think you'd never be able to kill enough before you get stopped smh

>Not right now. I'm off now anyway, I'll be back shortly.

alright, lad. Later

>>32658

lad what the fuck tbh

>>32644

lad I honestly have no clue if there will even be another meetup, my group are terrible at arranging things tbh

>>32652

>Ted 'of the benefits of technology you will never convince me' Kazcynski.

Id love to write a humorous and satirical post about how Uncle Ted should endeveour to repeat his actions, but I know Shariah May is personally scanning 8chan as we speak so I cant do that.

>>32659

It took me a long time, lad. I tried and failed many times. Same with losing weight tbh. Never give up

>>32658

This is genius… *sets up more accounts* tell me more Oh Wise One…

>>32662

im feeling lad, thats all i can say

>>32661

well its simple really. I message the same woman's account with different accounts, photos and bios. I gather information on her and then I use it eventually hopefully. Perhaps I also impact her morale at the same time.

>>32667

>build her up

>knock her down

>good conversation points

>know lots more about her

YOU ARE THE TRUE DATING GOD MY FRIEND

Holy christ this is like a revelation

>>32665

I trained myself on DIA lad. Go there and become a man…

>>32669

We won't be like those tears though, lad.

tbh lads

>>32674

Agreed lad.

>>32674

lasses tbh

>>32674

tbh

>>32655

Me too tbh. Been thinking about it a lot recently but we'll leave that there :^). I'm just operating on the hope that the future is brighter one way or the other.

>>32656

WOAH

Nice to hear you've made it fap free. God job my boy

>>32663

>and satarical

:^)

>scanning 8ch

Feels bad tbh. Spying on and arresting wrongthinkers is surely one of the cruelest things you can do to an otherwise "free" human

going to start a gangstalking online dating group, recruits should message me here.

>>32672

>>32673

You are taking off your evening dress

Facing towards the wall

I see freshly-made scars

On your back, which is smooth as velvet

I want to cry out from pain

Or to forget myself in a dream

Tell me, where are your wings

The ones that I liked so much…

>>32679

IM FUCKING IN LAD

>>32679

bit weird tbh

>>32671

>>32658

I do hope you tell us more about your exploits like you did with your wews profile on DIA

>>32679

I'm down tbh

TAAAAKE MEEEEE OOOONNNNN

TAKE ON ME

ILL BEEE GOOOONNE

IN A DAAAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm looking into the darkness

I see lights.

There's a wildfire blazing somewhere on the steppe.

I see lights, I see the glow of campfires.

So this must be where the beast lurks.

I've been stalking him for so many summers and winters.

And now I've found him here on this steppe.

I hear the howl come from below me, I see tears in his eyes.

So the beast must have felt fear.

I'm looking into the darkness

I see lights.

So this must be where the beast lurks.

I know he's not sleep, the pain's far too intense.

Everything's burning, everything's boiling, there's a fire blazing inside.

I know how badly his chest hurts.

He's walking around, coughing

that is a cry I know very well.

>>32687

*punches you*

>>32691

>>32690

vev

>>32691

because you didnt protect her

>>32685

I have a certain video that would disgust a lot of lads/lasses here if I posted it.

>>32681

>>32685

Do you swear confidentality to the gang before all morality lads/lasses?

>>32691

>why'd she do it

why else lad, because her life is just as empty and void as theres, they are simply filling a vacuum, because nature abhors a vaccum

LYING IN A DEN IN BOMBAY

A SLACK JAW

AND NOT MUCH TO SAY

I SAID TO THE MAN ARE YOU TRYING TO TEMPT ME

BECAUSE I COME FROM THE LAND OF PLENTY

AND SHE SAID OHHHHH!

DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER?

>>32695

Aye lad is this a legally binding agreement

>>32695

>certain video

Sounds like a good laugh lad. You got me real curious

>Do you swear confidentiality to the gang before all lads/lasses

I do tbh

>>32700

bit gay tbh

>>32702

fuck off lad james dean was a hero

a hero

a hero!!!!

>>32693

probebly

>>32694

top kek, couldnt possibly be the strict no fun rules and heavy moderation could it

>>32696

maybe lad, she always seemed so happy though

>>32703

smh

>>32704

sad

>>32694

>druid/pol/ gets a shout out

Kek.

>>32704

>top kek, couldnt possibly be the strict no fun rules and heavy moderation could it

I am sure the bullies are just out getting drunk tbh

>>32704

Lad I'm smiling more than half the time, I just don't have a bunch of degenerates to fuck on a regular basis

>>32699

Nothing's binding but we'll target low level fruit initially just to mitigate against someone going rogue.

>>32701

Its 30mins long, I'll cut it up and up it later maybe.

Depending on how far you lads/lasses want to go all the way, you'll need to install skype video and audio recorders tbh.

>>32710

Any software recommendations?

>>32711

It's also the creation of life lad…

Use it incorrectly, and you see how it turns out.

>>32713

i meant outside of marriage tbh

aaaaaaaaaah

>>32714

for the purpose of reproduction*

>>32697

but alas, it looks so pretty out there! okay Sir Knight… I will do as you say.

>>32704

oh of course not lad

>>32706

based

>>32712

https://www.dvdvideosoft.com/products/dvd/Free-Video-Call-Recorder-for-Skype.htm

https://voipcallrecording.com/

If you don't want to go that far then

All you need is a phone number you don't need (I use a burner) and the internet.

Dateinasia is the website.

>>32718

She's weird looking.

>>32719

shes a gook thats why

>>32719

ok

>>32720

even for a gook

>>32717

>phone number you don't need

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Where do you even get burners these days?

>>32718

>>32723

I dunno she doesnt look that ricepeeler-ey to me though tbh.

>>32724

Paki phone shops

>>32726

Guess I'll pick one up next I'm in town

>>32728

Tesco mobile do cheap ones too - £20 including credit, no sign ups. Not sure about in-store cameras, so I normally buy a phone from tesco and a put in a sim from a joedaki. Opsec and that.

>>32729

Damn these Canines get smarter all the time

>>32724

I've only ever had a burner tbh.

Brainstorm me some questions instead lad.

>>32728

Its worth it tbh, that site is enjoyable.

I think we should have a preview of our targets mind before we approach them. There are some genuinely nice women and also other scammers.

>>32729

>having instagram

Joking lad, on a scale of Lady from lady and the tramp, to Clifford the big red dog, how canine are they?

>>32729

woof tbh lad

>>32729

>the dog on the computer memmi was true all along

>>32737

If Ed had sung 80s contemporary electro pop rock, I would have given up angry nativism in a heartbeat and become a marxist.

>>32738

Is she cambodian or some lad? Laotian?

>>32737

>but unless it's someone really important it just isn't worth it tbh.

Yeah. It's sad Breivik didn't get to do what he planned. I heard he was supposed to execute a previous PM that was supposed to be present on the island ISIS style because she was to blame for the start of multiculturalism in Norway or something.

>>32741

What would give you that idea

>>32743

Small monkey head.

>>32732

Questions for the target?

>Who the FUCK are you?

>What do you hate about -where she lives-

>Do you like whiteys + why

>Do you still support trump despite him seemingly going back on his previous anti-intervention stance

>>32742

Breivik should've stayed political and not killed all the children and to have taken out more political workers

That was a hefty sum of (you)s lads. Cheers.

>>32731

Wonder if I can get her to do tricks tbh

>>32734

pic related

>>32736

Just phones for now I hope lad. Computers are a little more complicated.

>>32747

I'm not entirely sure, lad. A lot of them were just young kids. Then again they were involved politically.

But they were also kids. Not really good to promote your cause.

>>32748

Agree.

>>32747

I thought the camp was just a normal youth politics camp or some shit like that. If you're right I guess that makes his actions more justified, but still, in the end they will find people to replace those children who were killed.

Ultimate these things don't work. Violence should only be pursued when a significant portion of the population is ready to take up arms on your side. This is why political insurgencies fail, and lone acts of terrorism will actually make it harder for the far right to gain any traction.

I really do understand the frustration and anger that lies behind such acts though.

>>32751

You're better now, right?

>>32750

clever

>>32751

How are you lass? Is your eye alright?

>>32751

*calls you mean names but then kisses you better*

>>32753

The thing is, that when Breivik was a child, he probably went to one of those camps as he was involved with the labour party of norway because of his low economic status growing up, children can be converted

>>32760

lad don't post the lain game I get flashbacks to the ending

>>32762

That's true. I've always thought that media bias and opinions of the parents will have a greater influence than random camps though.

>>32748

Kys moralfag. Breivik's murder-spree was entirely political and justified.

even accounting for the freemason connection and sacrifice of children to Jahbulon

>>32752

>not good to promote your cause

The cause to which you're trying to promote and others here, is as evil in the minds of normalfags as slaughtering children. Yes, even traditionalism is today as it enabled the genocide of millions of people through imperial and colonial exploitation.

>>32753

It wasn't a normal youth politics camp, it had some of the highest profile Norwegian politicians' sons and daughters therein, including 15 to 20 jewish individuals if estimates are correct.

>>32762

Those children weren't part of the lower classes for the most part, the few that were died for a worthy cause anyway.

>>32764

Improving tbh lad, post more pert bums.

>>32748

agreed lad

>>32766

>Kys moralfag

opinion disregarded

stay up with me

>>32768

Good, you're already politically castrated.

>>32766

I see. Still, my point stands.

>>32770

fuck off edgelord

>>32766

Watch you don't cut yourself on that edge lad

>>32746

We;ll probably be chatting to a lot of Filipinas lad. I'll tell you about them and who usually messages them (I larped as one recently for reconsaissance purposes).

>Do you like whiteys + why

They will never say to you that they don't, this is a good way to lull them into a false sense of superiority mind.

For why, they'll talk about hybrid babies maybe.

>Who the FUCK are you?

No swearing allowed lad, I might try it without the swearing just for fun mind :).

>What do you hate about -where she lives-

Pinoy Pride means they rarely bad mouth PH especially initially. Only the OFWS will criticise their surroundings, middle east boring etc.

Pinay English is usually good which is good as it would be boring otherwise tbh. Don't insult PH to their face or in correspondence, they will accuse you of arrogance for a slight. The arrogant Kano ( generic term for White guy, comes from 'Amerikano) is a trope over there.

They love congratulation. Don't ask for their messengers, let them offer it, marks you out as not a pervert. Literally just being nice to them is pretty much enough to continue most conversations. Some of them are underage. Some of them are their to practice their English. Never chat about Angeles or whoring to them, its better unsaid. Profess an interest in the Philippines.

>>32770

>strong words

Kek, go fellate a horse you dirty kayak-paki.

>>32769

*hits meth pipe* OK.

>>32780

An implicitly good lad.

>>32780

HAIL TRUMP

>>32784

Based chess play

>>32783

*transfers (You) to designated owner*

>>32779

>>32780

should've thought about it before he backed a neocon

>>32784

>500500D chess to alienate huwhite naitonalists

all part of his plan

>>32775

Is it dateinasia or datinginasia?

Also do you ever plan on moving on to non-ethnics?

>>32791

I doubt it, lad. He wouldn't want Blumpf to fuck up

>>32797

Remember that poster?

>>32795

Dateinasia

Yes, after I get over this one imperium lass smh.

>>32801

good lad

>>32793

>tries to google "richard spencer honeymoon"

>gets to "richard spencer honey- before "honeypot" is suggested

Top kek

>>32803

I'm still trying to make her want me tbh, but I'm having to resort to schemes like this.

>>32801

Any tips for the profile lad? Any preferred cities or usernames?

>>32802

Smh lad it's like you haven't even read Mein Kampf, it's about who controls the children not massacres them.

>>32807

How much attention do you want?

>>32811

I suppose it's best to start off slow right?