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Just what you need to make you feel better

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e8e8c7 (707) No.33985[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

world news

Donald Trump: China 'not a currency manipulator'

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39583571

>Donald Trump has said his administration will not label China a currency manipulator, rowing back on a campaign promise.

>The US president also left open the possibility of re-nominating Janet Yellen as the head of the Federal Reserve, despite having criticised her.

>Before the US election, Mr Trump likened this to "raping" the US, and promised to label China a currency manipulator on his first day in office.

North Korea preparing for nuclear test, satellite images suggest

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/13/north-korea-preparing-for-nuclear-test-satellite-images-suggest

>North Korea appears to be preparing to conduct a nuclear test in a show of defiance towards Donald Trump, who has not ruled out military action to pressure the regime into abandoning its nuclear weapons and ballistic missile programmes.

Israel does it the absolute madmen: ‘Israeli airstrikes rain down on Syria' in alleged attack on Hezbollah

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/791307/Syria-airstrike-Israel-army-base-Falitah-barrens-Hezbollah-Syrian-Arab-Army

>Witnesses claim the sky was “full of warplanes” before blasts were heard in the region, according to reports.

>Syrian opposition activists initially alleged fighter jets were firing down on Syrian military positions, but have since claimed the attack was on Hezbollah fighters.

>There is said to be Hezbollah fighters in the area, but the group’s media wing are yet to issue a statement following the explosions.

Beslan school siege: Russia 'failed' in 2004 massacre

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39586814

>The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that Russia failed to protect the hostages of the Beslan school siege in which about 330 people died in 2004

UK & Brexit news

Trespassing on UK railways hits record high

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-39584969

>More than 8,000 people trespassed on railways across the UK in 2016 - the highest number since records began.

>Network Rail and British Transport Police figures show an 11% rise in incidents to 8,265, compared with 2015.

The UK’s negotiating position on Brexit is a fantasy

https://www.ft.com/content/170ba108-1ee1-11e7-a454-ab04428977f9

>Britain will have to budge and make concessions despite howls of protest

UK technology firms turn to Silicon Valley to ward off Brexit blues

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/13/british-tech-turns-to-silicon-valley

>Industry leaders from the north of England have embarked on mission San Francisco to woo top dealmakers in the US

Boko Haram 'plot to attack UK and US embassies foiled'

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-39580146

>Nigeria's spy agency says it thwarted a plot by militant Islamist group Boko Haram to attack the UK and US embassies in the capital Abuja.

Brexit support is as strong as ever with new poll revealing majority of Brits think we were right to leave the EU

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3323596/support-for-brexit-is-as-strong-as-ever-with-new-poll-revealing-majority-of-brits-think-we-were-right-to-leave-the-eu/

>Data shows that 46%of those asked think the UK made the right decision on June 23 last year -- while 42% think we were wrong.

DID RUSSIA HACK THE BREXIT VOTE?

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/04/did-russia-hack-the-brexit-vote

>British MPs think the Kremlin may have taken down a voter registration site just before the vote.

e8e8c7 (707) No.33986>>33991 >>33996

>>33976

Now who would instigate something like that?

>>33978

Sounds like it's not worth the risk.

>>33979

*Buys Seax from Saxon and stabs him in the back with it before retrieving my money*


e8e8c7 (707) No.33988>>33993

File (hide): 37175fa89969953⋯.jpg (34.64 KB, 307x388, 307:388, Problem.jpg) (h) (u)

My grandmother's side of the family is Jewish tbh.


e8e8c7 (707) No.33989

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e8e8c7 (707) No.33990>>33993 >>33997

File (hide): 4427d7c3fefe60b⋯.png (414.87 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Jews are are allies lads


e8e8c7 (707) No.33991>>33998 >>33999

File (hide): 609efd7432ea885⋯.jpg (331.49 KB, 900x578, 450:289, fang2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>33986

Lad, you need to be less paranoid and treacherous. This is what the jew wants. That's a nice Samurai Jack pepe stare tbh.

>>33987

But there were loads of jews in Russia. How could you not be a jewess?


e8e8c7 (707) No.33992>>33997 >>33998 >>34000

File (hide): b902de073c4084b⋯.jpg (175.39 KB, 395x600, 79:120, Eugenie 3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>British MPs think the Kremlin may have taken down a voter registration site just before the vote.

Wouldn't this reduce the pro-Brexit vote more than the anti-Brexit?


e8e8c7 (707) No.33993>>33994

>>33990

Morning, lass

>>33988

Doesn't surprise me, lad. :^)


e8e8c7 (707) No.33994

File (hide): 534af7b6860b8be⋯.gif (72.68 KB, 942x942, 1:1, lain gif (4).gif) (h) (u)

>>33918

do you mean today or saturday?

LEAVE KIMMY ALONEEEEEEE

>>33993

morning lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.33995

File (hide): 0ca27aaa9af7825⋯.png (695.91 KB, 633x633, 1:1, 745349.png) (h) (u)

>tfw no perfect 10 gf


e8e8c7 (707) No.33996>>33998

>>33986

No risk at all tbh, she's an anglo-hiberno-cumbrian mysterymeat tbh I'm just a cornish-hiberno-norman mysterymeat


e8e8c7 (707) No.33997

File (hide): cd35651b7df3a57⋯.jpg (328.46 KB, 1700x900, 17:9, The Kremlin.jpg) (h) (u)

>>33990

There is literally nothing wrong with jewesses, this is a civic board after all.

>>33992

Is there any crime this building hasn't committed yet?


e8e8c7 (707) No.33998

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>>33991

>Lad, you need to be less paranoid and treacherous. This is what the jew wants.

Oh, right. *relaxes my guard*

>That's a nice Samurai Jack pepe stare tbh.

Thanks, lass *relaxes my guard further*

>>33996

Based hybrid vigour. What do Cornish people think of this kind of miscegenation?

>>33992

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


e8e8c7 (707) No.33999>>34001 >>34003

>>33991

>But there were loads of jews in Russia. How could you not be a jew

You see that's what we were talking about yesterday. By some stupid luck I managed to have a completely jew-free family tree. Almost all of my friends with almost no exception have had a jewish family mamber somewhere in-between. And I tried to trace it back numerous times mind you. I asked all kinds of my fam, I sat there with albums (those that we could save) and compared them to what historical episode it was at that time, I have delved in my family name. If I wasn't this autistic (and if I wasn't interested in my heritage) I probably wouldn't even bothered. I don't exclude that there's maybe a jew somewhere though, that's always a possibility. But so far I found nothing and I hope it stays that way lel.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34000

>>33992

wew I remember that, tons of remainers tried to register last minute and the site crashed, then it was opened again for longer than it would have been.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34001>>34006

File (hide): ecd827168300b12⋯.jpg (33.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>33999

Sweet trips, lass. Let's just say it's very likely all of us has at least some Jewish DNA.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34002>>34004 >>34007

I looked up Lebensborn and apparently the people in charge of it were acquitted on the charges of kidnapping children and those kind of things. Was just a social program where women could get care in the hospital if they could prove their racial purity back to a few generations. And I think some adoption stuff too and attempting to reunite orphans with their biological family and get those single women married again. But nothing degenerate like forced breeding programs or kidnapping peoples children. But even just a few years after this had been concluded, Hollywood (Run by Jews) began making movies about "Nazi breeding programs" and sex parties.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34003>>34006

File (hide): 90b387886e648d1⋯.jpg (212.46 KB, 1300x1300, 1:1, 1483385986393.jpg) (h) (u)

>>33999

Emergency trips means we have to purge the pure blood. No ubermenschen racists allowed here!


e8e8c7 (707) No.34004>>34005

>>34002

Really makes you tink doesn't it?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34005

File (hide): 30ce288342fc415⋯.jpg (59.1 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, CqTcH74UEAE5gcS.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34004

Only about how much I love Jews.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34006>>34013

>>34003

But lad! >>34001 said I could still be part jew, you could purge a chosen!!


e8e8c7 (707) No.34007>>34008 >>34009

File (hide): d06962036a90c80⋯.jpg (372.3 KB, 925x720, 185:144, curious.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34002

All countries should have social programs geared towards helping native orphans tbh.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34008>>34010 >>34014

>>34007

We should also help orphans in neighbouring huwhite countries

>An estimated 200,000 children were kidnapped from Russia and Poland in an effort to accomplish the task of building the Aryan race.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34009>>34012

>>34007

i think they do its called foster homes tbh

theyre shit though and should be better but no one really cares so nothing is done


e8e8c7 (707) No.34010>>34012

>>34008

>An estimated 200,000 children were kidnapped from Russia and Poland in an effort to accomplish the task of building the Aryan race.

But this is the very thing they were acquitted of. This didn't happen except in movies.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34011


e8e8c7 (707) No.34012

>>34010

It didn't have a source on the wikipedia page I copied it from so you're probably right.

>>34009

Hear so many stories of abuse in foster homes tbh.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34013>>34015 >>34017

>>34006

Oy… any part Jew must of course be accepted into the fold so that we can blend in with the host nations.. *gives you the Mikveh*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34014>>34015 >>34018

File (hide): c6ff124b0a12071⋯.jpg (258.37 KB, 588x615, 196:205, (roman salutes).jpg) (h) (u)

>>34008

AAAAAAAA THE STOLEN GENERATION

But why would Hitler want to use slavs to create the aryan race? That doesn't make sense…..


e8e8c7 (707) No.34015>>34016

File (hide): e7bfc1b139b80fc⋯.jpg (154.57 KB, 1300x956, 325:239, miami-beach-florida-holoca….jpg) (h) (u)

>>34013

heck yeah

>>34014

rude tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34016

>>34015

When I say slav I mean swarthy poles. Maybe Russians are huwhiter than that.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34017>>34019

>>34013

*sets up laws declaring 1/8th Jews to be pure German*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34018>>34021

>>34014

All Poles and Russians aren't slavs, right? Poles were genociding Germans in their Polish death camps after all.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34019

File (hide): 01ce2e40c99ba54⋯.jpg (16.79 KB, 187x204, 11:12, merchantsock.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34020>>34023

>ywn be an honorary Aryan and help the Germans murder 6 million of your kind


e8e8c7 (707) No.34021

>>34018

*plays sad piano music for several hours*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34022>>34025

*invades the rest of Czechoslovakia for some reason*

I'll never understand why the fucking mong did this. He had all the industry and militarily significant areas of the country for free.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34023>>34026

>>34020

They were great friends


e8e8c7 (707) No.34024

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*masturbates to the thought of being murdered by a Nazi*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34025

File (hide): f12e36e520e3400⋯.jpg (67.32 KB, 742x573, 742:573, 654365436.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34022

Same tbh lad. He fucked us all with that one.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34026

File (hide): 173e1f24c3956b9⋯.jpg (68.8 KB, 1157x508, 1157:508, C140nsDUkAERDqY[1].jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34027>>34029

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Top 10 Holocaust films


e8e8c7 (707) No.34028>>34030 >>34031 >>34032

File (hide): 2f73e64d56b2480⋯.jpg (135.54 KB, 861x1390, 861:1390, orthodox-religious-jewish-….jpg) (h) (u)

alright lads enjoy yourself I'll be back in the evening


e8e8c7 (707) No.34029>>34032

>>34027

They are good movies tbh but then fantasy is my favourite genre


e8e8c7 (707) No.34030

>>34028

byebye


e8e8c7 (707) No.34031

>>34028

W-what are you going t-to do with that f-fruit lass?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34032

>>34028

Later, lass

>>34029

Top kek


e8e8c7 (707) No.34033>>34034

File (hide): 9439d1d420d51ca⋯.png (173.43 KB, 343x476, 49:68, sucy grin.png) (h) (u)

http://poal.me/7hiw0s

vote the day the earth caught fire for free cookies tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34034>>34036


e8e8c7 (707) No.34035>>34036

Is Friday night still movie night?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34036>>34037

File (hide): 8f42302192a7d25⋯.jpg (44.86 KB, 615x345, 41:23, yummy cookies.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34034

oh good lad! here they are, fresh out of the oven! *rewards you*

>>34035

yes lad, but it may have to spill over into the weekend because there's so many to watch


e8e8c7 (707) No.34037>>34040

File (hide): 22a0b4ebd0eeb78⋯.jpg (211.25 KB, 580x600, 29:30, 13976525.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34036

Thanks, lass.

*tells you they taste good even if they don't really*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34038>>34039

*pirates photoshop but still uses Gimp 2.0*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34039

>>34038

Never used Gimp tbh, but I guess you prefer what you're used to.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34040>>34052

File (hide): 21d6b1ab76793e1⋯.png (459.35 KB, 1262x1080, 631:540, lain pleased.png) (h) (u)

>>34037

I'm so glad you like them lad! *gives you more and smiles*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34041>>34043 >>34044 >>34048

File (hide): b3cf6d28483a59c⋯.jpg (125.91 KB, 1242x1242, 1:1, 1492083035167[1].jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): d47d2fed1e200b3⋯.jpg (61.91 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 1472836330644.jpg) (h) (u)

HAH HAH HAH HAH

She's wearing those clothes ironically, right?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34042>>34046

>Watch a Sif Ifrikan channel on Youtube talking about Africa

>Whinging about the British again

>Saying we were controlled by Jews when we weren't and implying they had nothing to do with the Jews when they did

Pathetic jealous foreign swine really do make me giggle.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34043>>34046

>>34041

I don't get her jokes smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34044>>34050

File (hide): 067231bae780a8a⋯.jpg (21.86 KB, 358x398, 179:199, suicide.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34045

File (hide): 607a402120b13d7⋯.jpg (82.7 KB, 430x874, 215:437, f928V.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 34ee33f709b0c46⋯.jpg (34.58 KB, 541x829, 541:829, sOWkI.jpg) (h) (u)

rare early golden ones

these date from 2012


e8e8c7 (707) No.34046>>34049

>>34043

Because you're just one dumb brute of a man, lass

>>34042

Link


e8e8c7 (707) No.34047>>34059

>>>/fit/119294

Che /cattivo/ qui?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34048>>34054

*tries to use 8ch on a phone*

Disgusting tbh

>>34041

The fuck is this shit?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34049>>34054

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e8e8c7 (707) No.34050>>34051

File (hide): d5290b91f78b33a⋯.jpg (237.05 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, 1492080535816[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>34044

Are you going to join Shia in Finland, lass?

http://alonetogether.kiasma.fi/


e8e8c7 (707) No.34051>>34054

File (hide): 95458173aad1293⋯.png (21.42 KB, 657x527, 657:527, P6q35qW.png) (h) (u)

>>34050

It's time


e8e8c7 (707) No.34052>>34054 >>34056

File (hide): 9e3ac6d383e3223⋯.jpg (187.32 KB, 550x460, 55:46, smug7.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34040

You see lass, when a man lies about your cooking it means you've tamed him.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34053

i want to cummy in scully tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34054>>34055 >>34060

>>34048

>The fuck is this shit?

Her Netflix comedy show. It is all like that. Video confirms it, but it's not really worth watching.

>>34048

You probably have the largest horns here.

>tfw still cant' compete with black bulls

>>34049

Wew. Did you watch all of that?

>>34051

*saves Pepe*

>>34052

Just being polite, lass. Who /untamed/ here?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34055

>>34054

I only watched about half tbh

Fuck the Boers tbf they're worse than Jews


e8e8c7 (707) No.34056

File (hide): 81ae81bbd26e806⋯.jpg (41.24 KB, 486x498, 81:83, smug.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34052

Ohoho.. this is good to know


e8e8c7 (707) No.34057>>34058

>They still haven't deleted my thread

juejuejue


e8e8c7 (707) No.34058>>34059

>>34057

What thread lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34059>>34061


e8e8c7 (707) No.34060>>34064

>>34054

>Who /untamed/ here?

Down, boy.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34061

>>34059

kek

she looks a bit azn tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34062>>34064 >>34066

File (hide): 2633782845892b9⋯.jpg (38.63 KB, 998x720, 499:360, 1491715377763.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw have to convince dad to let me not go to York on the weekend


e8e8c7 (707) No.34063>>34064 >>34248

File (hide): 21d0b5e640c2c51⋯.png (166.86 KB, 636x426, 106:71, 1432102647995.png) (h) (u)

>When she pretends to be someone else and tries to flirt with you but you know exactly who it is.

What did she mean by this lads?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34064>>34065 >>34066 >>34070

File (hide): 684870fb5766a89⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.92 KB, 447x408, 149:136, fbd4721bf024f211ee9d4aa74e….png) (h) (u)

>>34060

I AM A BIG BOY AND NO LASS CAN TAME ME. LASSES DON'T LIKE TAMED BOYS

*stands up to you*

>>34062

You can do it, lass. Bake him some cookies

>>34063

Morning, lad. How do someone do that?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34065>>34067

>>34064

>Morning, lad.

Morning.

>How do someone do that?

Online lad, not irl.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34066>>34067 >>34068 >>34070

File (hide): 4b0c3cc0c889f1f⋯.jpg (449.06 KB, 1181x1748, 1181:1748, olgwtfZ8eX1w169g0o1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34062

Why don't you want to go? It's full of based racist nationalist Labour voting northerners.

>>34064

>*stands up to you*

If you're such a big strong wild lad then you can give me a piggyback.

*jumps on you*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34067>>34086 >>34092

File (hide): 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, 1484780184128.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34065

Oh right. I think I might have asked before but muh memory. Are you on a dating site or something?

>>34066

>If you're such a big strong wild lad then you can give me a piggyback.

That's no problem. Being former BIG LAD I've gotten used to carrying extra weight. Not implying you're heavy of course.

How much do you weigh, lass?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34068>>34070

>>34066

>Why don't you want to go? It's full of based racist nationalist Labour voting northerners.

It's Film Friday tomorrow, lass


e8e8c7 (707) No.34069>>34077

always get tired at this time

i went to bed at half 8 and woke at 5am

i been on a walk today

idk what it is


e8e8c7 (707) No.34070

File (hide): 8c5759cf95e3ad5⋯.jpg (51.91 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, scared.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34064

>You can do it, lass. Bake him some cookies

Good idea, they are the best convincer

>>34066

They are good lads up there and lots of my family is there I would see but it's the anxiety and I wouldn't be able to talk to any of them. After what it was like the other day with just my cousin and uncle around, going to York will be like hell and my skin would get really bad.. I need to get cbt or valium or something before I can do that kek

>>34068

this too


e8e8c7 (707) No.34071>>34073 >>34075 >>34076 >>34077 >>34078 >>34092

File (hide): 73bdaf538022590⋯.webm (427.9 KB, 380x672, 95:168, see my feet.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Do you?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34072>>34077

Woogley woogley


e8e8c7 (707) No.34073>>34077


e8e8c7 (707) No.34074>>34077

Who /threehourvigil/ tonight?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34075>>34079

>>34071

Footfags are weird tbh. I'd like to see her knickers though.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34076

>>34071

>Blu hair

She can piss off


e8e8c7 (707) No.34077>>34089

>>34069

Have you food and drink today, lad?

tfw I often forget to drink in the morning

>>34071

Pretty sure I have seen her feet.

>>34072

>>34073

Hi, lads

>>34074

Not me, lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34078>>34080 >>34082

File (hide): fbb2ff403efa998⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 4.45 MB, 406x720, 203:360, butter.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


e8e8c7 (707) No.34079>>34081

File (hide): d70e9ba0adf5d1b⋯.gif (3.97 MB, 441x248, 441:248, 1486383647739.gif) (h) (u)

>>34075

here ya are then knickers


e8e8c7 (707) No.34080

>>34078

did she die?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34081

>>34079

Not bad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34082>>34084 >>34085

File (hide): be0eae287939612⋯.jpg (47.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1444975736555-1[1].jpg) (h) (u)

Just google Dodger yoga for her feet tbh

>>34078

whyyy


e8e8c7 (707) No.34083

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e8e8c7 (707) No.34084

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e8e8c7 (707) No.34085>>34088

>>34082

*kicks her in the fanny but my toe goes inside her and I get arrested*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34086>>34088

>>34067

>Are you on a dating site or something?

No lad, kek.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34087>>34090

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Boris Johnson MP Compares Assad To A 'Terrorist'

This is why we should depose him and let ACTUAL TERRORISTS rule instead!


e8e8c7 (707) No.34088>>34091 >>34149

File (hide): 2279dcf807e5e23⋯.jpg (47.56 KB, 509x768, 509:768, 1369549762409[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>34085

Think you'd get arrested either way, lad

>no long torso short legs gf

>>34086

How did they manage to pretend to be someone else?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34089

>>34077

Alright lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34090

>>34087

>the rebels who actually use chemical weapons are the good guys


e8e8c7 (707) No.34091

>>34088

KILL IT WITH FIRE


e8e8c7 (707) No.34092>>34094

File (hide): 697df7a1a4fa685⋯.jpg (163.2 KB, 350x600, 7:12, philosophical.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34067

>How much do you weigh, lass?

I don't know lad. You've probably seen the pictures so it can't be much tbh.

>>34071

>wanting your sons to be hobbits


e8e8c7 (707) No.34093>>34094 >>34097 >>34100

File (hide): c910de2658fad1c⋯.jpg (13.36 KB, 326x326, 1:1, durrrrrrrr.jpg) (h) (u)

hmmmm

US coalition air strike hit Isis poison gas supplies yesterday releasing substance 'killing hundreds', claims Syrian army

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/us-coalition-airstrike-isis-poison-gas-supplies-kill-hundred-syria-army-bashar-al-assad-chemical-a7681881.html

>Syrian state-owned news agency Sana reported the air strike, on the village of Hatla, as a “white cloud that became yellow as a result of the explosion of a huge store that includes a large amount of toxic materials”.

>The incident proved that Isis and al Qaeda-linked militants "possess chemical weapons", a statement by the army aired by Syrian state TV said.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34094>>34103

>>34092

70 kilos then

>>34093

Wew. Won't take their word for it especially since it seems a bit convenient, but we have known the rebels and IS has had chemical weapons for a long time, haven't we?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34095

Death sunds comfy af not gonna lie


e8e8c7 (707) No.34096

>It's a keyboard won't type certain letters for no reason episode


e8e8c7 (707) No.34097

>>34093

Egg on their face.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34098>>34099 >>34101 >>34102 >>34104

File (hide): cc4d4dc540f3818⋯.webm (593.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1491539032344.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

wew


e8e8c7 (707) No.34099

>>34098

>lass farting and nigger lingo

smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34100>>34103

File (hide): 8771f658ef347c6⋯.jpg (199.59 KB, 500x550, 10:11, derp.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34093

Wew, only yesterday…

Trump on Putin’s Support for ‘Butcher’ Assad: Russia Backing ‘Truly an Evil Person’

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/04/12/trump-on-putins-support-for-butcher-assad-russia-is-backing-truly-an-evil-person/

Tillerson: War Crime Charges ‘Possible’ Against Assad

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2017/04/12/tillerson-war-crime-charges-possible-assad/


e8e8c7 (707) No.34101

>>34098

>bloodshot eyes


e8e8c7 (707) No.34102

>>34098

>hahahaha I'm so quirky so i can get away with anything!

AVAUNT HARLOT!


e8e8c7 (707) No.34103

>>34094

Yea does seem a bit coincidental

>>34100

Kek. I hope this puts them in their place tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34104

>>34098

gross


e8e8c7 (707) No.34105>>34108 >>34109 >>34115

File (hide): e6e5a5f7a5726a9⋯.png (776.11 KB, 637x857, 637:857, 1.PNG) (h) (u)

Afternoon lads

Think I'm a girl tbh. I've fallen for the green smoothie memi. You lads tried any? NAKED does my favourite one


e8e8c7 (707) No.34106>>34109 >>34110

File (hide): 00ed81e356d8376⋯.png (390.14 KB, 577x734, 577:734, 00ed81e356d8376023379c2741….png) (h) (u)

File (hide): eb39f4930c8b3d6⋯.gif (4 MB, 291x385, 291:385, 1487036903885.gif) (h) (u)

which 6/10 le ebin nurd grill do you prefer? dodger or jennay?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34107>>34113

File (hide): 8efe3a9c643df8e⋯.jpg (63.3 KB, 1370x786, 685:393, maxresdefault.jpg) (h) (u)

tbf heres some more jennay since i posted more dodger


e8e8c7 (707) No.34108>>34114

>>34105

Hey lad. or lass :^)

They're pretty good tbh but I've only that the berry flavour naked one.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34109>>34114

>>34105

No. I just add some kale and spinach to my sweet smoothie tbh. That can't taste good.

>>34106

Dodger looks prettier.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34110>>34111

>>34106

I hate both of those munters.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34111

File (hide): f9e87d1faea0411⋯.png (604.17 KB, 623x531, 623:531, 364634634.png) (h) (u)

>>34110

but you gotta pick one thb


e8e8c7 (707) No.34112

>Until 1689, in England, the custom of washing the poor’s feet by the Monarch was carried out in Westminster Abbey.

I wonder if I'll have to do this smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34113

>>34107

Jenny seems sweet and humble unlike the farting girl tbh and also she collects ponies (even if they are gay G1 ponies smh) so I would choose her tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34114>>34119

>>34108

The berry one's pretty good. The green one is absolutely TOP imo. I recommend it.

>>34109

That's what a grown adult would do tbh. I will one day. Tastes alright actually


e8e8c7 (707) No.34115>>34118

>>34105

Nigger what is wrong with your fingernail


e8e8c7 (707) No.34116

I ate too many malteesers why did you do this mummy REEEEEEEEEEEE


e8e8c7 (707) No.34117

File (hide): 365bd7e3a825e85⋯.jpg (9.31 KB, 320x180, 16:9, mqdefault.jpg) (h) (u)

dodger

>smelly

>lazy

>doesnt change clothes or shower often

>short and cute

>dyes her hair

>big bumbum and juicy for good spanking

>doesnt give a fuck about games or anything just pretends to

jennay

>literally no chin

>would probably introduce your sons to MLP

>uses tumblr but has said in the past that if tumblr knew what her politics were, they wouldnt like her so she might be full 1488 red pilled

>really does give a fuck about games and shit but only entry level shit like star wars

>would dress as slave leia for you

here are some of their traits, presented in no particular order and without judgement


e8e8c7 (707) No.34118>>34122

>>34115

Broke my finger a month or so back. That's just blood under the nail tbh. Everyone says it looks grotty but I think it looks kind of cool tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34119>>34124

>>34114

I'll get it next time I go to the shops lad (next month probably)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34120>>34121

>I set myself to be invisible so /brit/ don't know I spy on them


e8e8c7 (707) No.34121>>34126

>>34120

Hi LSC

Post last edited at

e8e8c7 (707) No.34122>>34125

>>34118

Heat up a stanley knife blade and puncture a hole in your nail.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34123>>34127 >>34132 >>34136

File (hide): e1f458efdd80ce6⋯.jpg (123.66 KB, 303x520, 303:520, apprehensive.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34124>>34130

>>34119

Good lad. I bought some of that as well tbh. Shit's basically cola with a multi-vitamin but I like it all the same


e8e8c7 (707) No.34125>>34128

>>34122

It's all dried lad. Nothing to be done about it now tbh. ** sometimes when I bite it I get this metallic taste. Crazy stuff*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34126>>34129 >>34130

File (hide): c4bba766c13bcf6⋯.png (59.54 KB, 1357x1505, 1357:1505, evil think.png) (h) (u)

>>34121

>I am declaring war on /brit/


e8e8c7 (707) No.34127

>>34123

One can only hope that she wins this campaign. I have grave doubts about the second round but hopefully our lamb can just pull it off.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34128>>34139

>>34125

You wrongun, I cant hack the pressure under my nail when I squash it like that. You are an utter sadist lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34129>>34135

>>34126

Are you sure you're not a double agent, lad. You gave me a lot of unjustified bans.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34130>>34139

File (hide): db3f6ab8511214c⋯.png (6.83 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>34124

Bought some of what lad?

>>34126

WE WILL STORM THE BEACHES OF YOUR BOARD AND PILLAGE YOUR THREADS NO POSTER WILL BE LEFT UNHARMED


e8e8c7 (707) No.34131>>34133 >>34134 >>34140 >>34143 >>34176

i just wanked please kill me


e8e8c7 (707) No.34132>>34136 >>34137

>>34123

>A building housing French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen’s campaign headquarters was hit by an arson attempt on Thursday, firefighters and police said, with only minor damage caused.

I wonder if the French media would suggest a false flag.

>The anti-globalisation, anti-EU Le Pen is neck-and-neck with centrist Emmanuel Macron in polls for the first round of the election on April 23.

Top kek.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34133>>34141

>>34131

*kills you* Get a porn blocker if that's your problem lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34134>>34141

>>34131

>Masturbating on maundy Thursday

Why have you abandoned the LORD lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34135>>34142 >>34144

File (hide): 20271bc04cd9466⋯.png (90.01 KB, 275x250, 11:10, smug bandit.png) (h) (u)

>>34129

>Are you sure you're not a double agent, lad.

Who knows lad, I just wanted to stay comfy on the nice anti-bully zone, but you bullied me out.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34136

>>34123

>>34132

Oy vey it's the reichstag fire all over again


e8e8c7 (707) No.34137

>>34132

This won't harm her at all tbh, Le Pen is mightier than Le Sword tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34138

Yummy scrummy instant pasta.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34139>>34144

>>34128

I don't really notice it tbh. There must be some pressure because it's bulging but I honestly don't feel it.

>>34130

Green NAKED lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34140>>34141

>>34131

*organises a Jehovah's Witness visit for you*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34141

File (hide): c3b00ae709ef6d4⋯.jpg (31.34 KB, 456x320, 57:40, jfmsu.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34142

>>34135

We don't really use discord. It's not even really our bunker. Won't be missing much, lad. Don't worry


e8e8c7 (707) No.34143

>>34131

You're making us look bad, lad. smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34144>>34152

>>34135

that was pretty funny last night tbh

>>34139

oh duh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34145>>34146 >>34147

>TFW my internet kill during the Dad's Army


e8e8c7 (707) No.34146>>34148

>>34145

Aaaaaaahhhhhh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34147

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>34145

smh sorry lad, we stopped watching half way through anyway


e8e8c7 (707) No.34148

>>34146

I know.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34149>>34151

>>34088

>How did they manage to pretend to be someone else?

Different accounts.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34150

>We commemorate the Washing of the Feet and the institution of the Eucharist.

>After this we process from ---—-- along ——— with the Blessed Sacrament which we the place before the Altar of Repose at ———–

>There follows a period of prayer which ends with a short night prayer at 9pm

Does this seem like either I am going to have to wash people's feet or they will wash mine lads? I'm to autistic for that tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34151>>34156

>>34149

Sure, but on what?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34152

>>34144

I suppose I wasn't clear enough tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34153>>34155

File (hide): 747da6660866c9b⋯.jpg (24.92 KB, 312x401, 312:401, all smiles.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34154

Snowman bum bum twinkle me symbol in bulk Ltd and Donegall slams limp Kingdom in win Olympic bumper Steve however slow glow clock into me grab and thinking books with it until as stinker with wrinkly bulldog global Dub legal slim blonde the end


e8e8c7 (707) No.34155

>>34153

The video he did on Spicer was pretty funny


e8e8c7 (707) No.34156>>34157

File (hide): 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34151

Secret tbh lad. :^)

Sorry lad I just like to post more anonymously on here.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34157>>34158 >>34175

File (hide): 5bb78649392139c⋯.jpg (112.12 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1416817388375.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34156

I understand lad. I wouldn't hurt you intentionally. But I can't say the same for the bullies


e8e8c7 (707) No.34158

>>34157

What is wrong with that cat?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34159

>people that base their worldview upon statistics instead of their own personal observations

also my penis hurts


e8e8c7 (707) No.34160>>34170

Let's see if we can make this thing actually work for proper like it's pretty good and I know, you can play mum Hail Herts I am a big gay slip it in a little laughter this is actually pretty good though I don't know how you put it. Technology is not a choice as it used to be deep into that Darkness peering long I stood there waiting wondering doubting eagle lock lock dirty Grace silly little men we were Kings kings camp there's a man wearing shorts walking down the road and he's looking around your life quickly


e8e8c7 (707) No.34161>>34162 >>34179

File (hide): c82f48d310d4642⋯.jpg (288.22 KB, 730x640, 73:64, moeblob.jpg) (h) (u)

All welsh flag posters look the same to me.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34162>>34164

File (hide): 4fab390b497800b⋯.gif (930.9 KB, 236x172, 59:43, 1384551424405.gif) (h) (u)

>>34161

Lass…


e8e8c7 (707) No.34163>>34164

Oh. My trip was off.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34164>>34167

>>34162

Didn't mean to be racist.

>>34163

Were you posting on /brit/?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34165>>34170

On the top on the big on Mr important up the best listen to me listen to me listen to missing on the f** brilliant amazing juju believes and I'm amazing really good I'm really I'm really I'm really tired I'm pretty and pretty pretty brilliant to be honest can't be me can't stop me slipping into the Blue


e8e8c7 (707) No.34166>>34168

>/pol/ mocks North Korea

?North Korea practices literal National Socialism


e8e8c7 (707) No.34167

>>34164

Yeah, but my trip was on there. Strange. Looks like I've been posting without my trip for a while. I took it off when visiting /fit/ for TheBumBumKing's thread.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34168>>34171 >>34172

>>34166

It's sad. /pol/ used to be all "best Korea" but because trump is positioning against them they suddenly need to be nuked


e8e8c7 (707) No.34169>>34170

Everyone is silly you at me on the small time the big brain I am I'm supposed intelligent I am me I am the agent on the Education I am I'm really I'm really good time I know it on there Are Worse Things I know how to count to 10 I I know I know I know I just I just speak speak English as I can tell you every every Pokemon and I'm really clever I'm really clever I got cannot attend in my maths test I'm so I'm so good I'm going to build a robot I'm going to go to go to space if I'm really clever I'm tired and I'm in the clear only on the brain man under under under Thompson art on the undersigned boy I'm I'm Mr Know It All but I can tell you how how are the differences between Diet Coke and Coke Zero I can tell you why why a banana is is not really a banana or I know what I know now and how an antelope antelope reproduces I don't want the same as announced about the microscope and the computer I know I know about about that the quantum and the the the the universe and space and London and I'm going and I'm going to build that the lady


e8e8c7 (707) No.34170>>34173

>>34169

>>34165

>>34160

What are you doing, lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34171>>34190

File (hide): b69d4df1f978594⋯.webm (4.04 MB, 612x472, 153:118, TheCleanestRaceDPRK.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

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>>34168

Trump was supposed to be /pol/'s tool but it ended up the other way around smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34172>>34177 >>34190

File (hide): 40a594fc29e60c6⋯.jpg (225.45 KB, 430x660, 43:66, finger3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34168

r/The_Donald has become the board's majority. Anything Trump aka Kushner says is the unquestionable word of the God Emperor.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34173>>34177

>>34170

I'm playing with the speech to text thing on my phone it's pretty good to be honest see it got all that right you actually actually people that look pretty good it was actually go up it wasn't so good that bit that me wasn't nearly as good no it's it's all going up now


e8e8c7 (707) No.34174>>34180 >>34182

File (hide): 9f91aecbc3597ba⋯.webm (4.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, AmericanMilitaryMarch.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

This is impressive ngl


e8e8c7 (707) No.34175

>>34157

Smh at the bullies tbh lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34176

>>34131

Get a chastity cage and give your mummy the key


e8e8c7 (707) No.34177>>34181

>>34173

Oh.

>>34172

At least they will never displace us here.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34178

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP


e8e8c7 (707) No.34179

File (hide): 8a41ef6182c5550⋯.jpg (30.08 KB, 599x449, 599:449, 1432060069744.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34161

Lass…


e8e8c7 (707) No.34180>>34182 >>34183

>>34174

>undisciplined marching

not really impressive, just shows their weakness tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34181>>34182

>>34177

See if I can stay with it without any mistakes stop no no do I do a full stop please. Mark whatever the f*** off coming love it all up ping pong London period period period period period period period period period period piri piri period period I want to break free did it go down down to the down down down down down down down down down down down and let me know once you pop up up up up up down down down down to the flowing well with down Jimmy James and you jump jump jump jump jump jump Inc in salary minimum time an impact on the woman that was shown round round round get the looking up appropriate I think I broke it


e8e8c7 (707) No.34182

>>34181

Wew

>>34180

>>34174

Yeah it's not really impressive tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34183>>34185

>>34180

I meant moreso the uniform tbh, I didn't even know they had proper dress uniforms except for the marines. I was always under the impression that they wore combat uniform even on parade. Although I do remember seeing a movie about their version of Sandhurst were they wore grey uniform so those men may actually be officers lmao


e8e8c7 (707) No.34184>>34186 >>34187

File (hide): 8373131e1999568⋯.jpg (2 MB, 3600x2395, 720:479, original[1].jpg) (h) (u)

This looks weird. Are they all manlets or something?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34185>>34188

>>34183

West Point is the school you were thinking of lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34186>>34191

>>34184

NCOs always seem to be short

must be napoleon complex


e8e8c7 (707) No.34187

>>34184

Yanklet hybrid vigor.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34188

>>34185

Thanks lass it escaped me. I knew it was where Robert E Lee went but forgot the name smh. I keep doing forgetting easy stuff but can remember complicated things smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34189>>34193 >>34199

File (hide): 830854c85d43481⋯.png (181.19 KB, 464x336, 29:21, 5665567876.png) (h) (u)

this is what /pol/ wants to do to the uk


e8e8c7 (707) No.34190

>>34171

I love them lads 😍

>>34172

JUST


e8e8c7 (707) No.34191>>34192 >>34194

>>34186

Or that manlets are just superior tbh

*kicks you in your osteoporosis legs


e8e8c7 (707) No.34192>>34193

>>34191

im probably shorter than you lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34193>>34195

>>34189

>Yr Hen Ogledd

>Not Welsh

KIIIIIIIIIIIILL

>>34192

Then unite with me to conquer the bully lanklets tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34194

>>34191

This :^]


e8e8c7 (707) No.34195>>34197 >>34198

>>34193

>tfw 5'5


e8e8c7 (707) No.34196

File (hide): 235118d5ea14e25⋯.jpg (1.34 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, uZDk7ZU.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34197>>34202 >>34204

File (hide): 28c4c052b662487⋯.png (122.55 KB, 785x757, 785:757, 7nhd3Z5.png) (h) (u)

>>34195

Are you sure you're not 5'7?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34198>>34202

File (hide): 061b88e60944036⋯.jpg (179.18 KB, 794x794, 1:1, UltimatePowerPepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34195

Base Vegeta was only 5'2 lad. Go super saiyan on the bullies tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34199>>34200 >>34205

File (hide): d2a2c78dfc20772⋯.jpg (297.27 KB, 670x720, 67:72, concerned.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34189

>krauts can only beat the UK if it's balkanized into five countries

Wew. Why is Orkney a part of Wales?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34200>>34201 >>34207

>>34199

its a part of norway in all actuality they just have the same colour


e8e8c7 (707) No.34201


e8e8c7 (707) No.34202

>>34197

>>34198

>tfw not short enough to be a hobbit


e8e8c7 (707) No.34203

>my moustache naturally curls upwards at the end

looking quite devilish tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34204>>34209


e8e8c7 (707) No.34205>>34207 >>34212

>>34199

In the game they put the Marches (Shropshire and Herefordshire and also parts of the midlands) as being in the Welsh area smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34206

nation states were a mistake tbh

we should go back to city states


e8e8c7 (707) No.34207

File (hide): 10fa42527e3353e⋯.png (365.6 KB, 569x465, 569:465, hqOUSa7.png) (h) (u)

>>34200

>500 years of Scottish rule should be overturned because autism

>>34205

Jesus.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34208>>34210

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>39:00

>Pooliceman guarding his head of state's house has his arms folded and is rocking back and forth as though he's about to run a race

Thank God our soldiers have at least a degree more discipline than that. Nevertheless wee need Nork levels of discipline in our army and schools and police tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34209>>34213

File (hide): c617564e0e4fcb9⋯.png (40.02 KB, 425x273, 425:273, 5'7 stabs 5'10.png) (h) (u)

>>34204

NEVER FORGET


e8e8c7 (707) No.34210>>34211

>>34208

>police

na

police should be friendly not robocops

>schools

fuck no

we need less school if anything school is fucking shit and has only ever existed for political indoctrination


e8e8c7 (707) No.34211>>34219

>>34210

We need schools to instill discipline. We need Police who are actually intimidating. The role of neither of those institutions is to be friendly. If my school had had discipline maybe it wouldn't have created a generation of fuck ups.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34212

>>34205

Sounds good to me tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34213>>34215

File (hide): 3e4fe87418ba0cd⋯.jpg (41.55 KB, 720x480, 3:2, lain smug.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34209

How do you know this wasn't a big ploy to make people think I'm taller than I am?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34214>>34216

>Armies who don't have a belt with their dress uniform

Makes it look like they're wearing an actual dress. Maybe they don't wear it because it shoes how fat they are lmao


e8e8c7 (707) No.34215>>34217

>>34213

Guess I'll never know whether you're 5'5 or 6'5


e8e8c7 (707) No.34216>>34218

>>34214

Have any examples, lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34217

watching a comfy documentary on a siberian trapper in cytube if anyone wants to watch tbh

>>34215

wahahaha


e8e8c7 (707) No.34218>>34220

File (hide): da28b1736bae4a0⋯.jpg (150.99 KB, 468x356, 117:89, USArmyDressBelt.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): f2a8604c8a7576a⋯.jpg (388.21 KB, 993x1483, 993:1483, NoDressBelt.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34216

It's a small thing that makes a big difference tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34219>>34225

>>34211

>We need schools to instill discipline

na thats what parents should be for to raise their own children

the public education system has only ever existed for political indoctrination which is its only purpose

school is shit and always has been shit

>We need Police who are actually intimidating

our police are scumfucks who regularly abuse their power and go after ppl for bullshit

they are intimidating, to the wrong sort of people

police should be nice people who patrol the community on foot and get to know the place, they shouldnt even have guns (btw) i dont want them to be judge dredds and robocops if you want discipline and guns thats what the army should be for the job of the police should be to try and prevent low level crime like muggings and things by patrolling the streets in order to deter it. they can do this now if they would just patrol the streets. no problem with crime right now is caused by people not being afraid of the policemen themselves. having them behave like robocops or basically a shittier smaller less trained version of the military will not accomplish anything good.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34220>>34225

>>34218

I see. Yeah, you're right. At least with that example.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34221>>34228

skanky auntie is here

shes always here

just fuck fofoofofofofoffjhpisd [9-8uyg gaer[hi09g rfaed[9iuyagfdp[y9uhagdfiouhfsvdzg;o'iujfdsgbrh'oufeghr'9iouerwg'9i0o8u[


e8e8c7 (707) No.34222>>34224

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


e8e8c7 (707) No.34223


e8e8c7 (707) No.34224

File (hide): f4b1d6bb15db56c⋯.jpg (34.89 KB, 600x885, 40:59, JUST.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34225

>>34219

School should instill discipline and so should parents. The entire social system should instill tough discipline. I agree that they're indoctrination centres but given that this is a "what should be" situation they'd use good boi indoctrination tbh

The Police shouldn't have goods and should be friendly but they should also be disciplined. E.G. when you have them guarding number 10 or doing a parade or whatever. Should also wear their dress unifrom all the time tbh it's much better than an unironed white shirt and a bright yellow reflective coat. Leave that for traffic officers.

>>34220

I think my hypothesis about it correlating with fat lasses is right because NORK generals don't have belts and they're visibly chubby but normie Norks do have belts and they are notably in much better shape tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34226>>34227

File (hide): 40c92db0d45ab21⋯.jpg (94.07 KB, 1198x900, 599:450, al bundy 2342.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 40c92db0d45ab21⋯.jpg (94.07 KB, 1198x900, 599:450, al bundy 2342.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 40c92db0d45ab21⋯.jpg (94.07 KB, 1198x900, 599:450, al bundy 2342.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 40c92db0d45ab21⋯.jpg (94.07 KB, 1198x900, 599:450, al bundy 2342.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34227

File (hide): 9fca40c3e82bb99⋯.jpg (28.97 KB, 208x206, 104:103, 1488136600327.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34228

>>34221

>waifuposter has been cursed with yet more mummies


e8e8c7 (707) No.34229

File (hide): 12bf9987d18b5c9⋯.png (23.21 KB, 1449x738, 161:82, UncleUdolf.png) (h) (u)

>when the bully sticks his finger up your bum

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO FEEL THIS GOOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


e8e8c7 (707) No.34230>>34232 >>34492

File (hide): c152b8e4b744b06⋯.jpg (121.47 KB, 305x570, 61:114, (peers around door).jpg) (h) (u)

Are there any chinese cartoons featuring blonde twintails this season? I need fresh avatarfagging images.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34231

>All American soldiers are noticeably obese


e8e8c7 (707) No.34232>>34233

>>34230

No idea. You can be frog lass. I guess she doesn't really react that much though.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34233>>34234

File (hide): f50a357c89a7dd3⋯.jpg (108.29 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, All Might.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34232

Wew, I didn't realise you were into amphibians.

I think this is a closer match to Tohru tbh.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34234

File (hide): 7a0b1b9cf594676⋯.gif (1.75 MB, 450x253, 450:253, giphy[1].gif) (h) (u)

>>34233

He doesn't even have horns


e8e8c7 (707) No.34235

>Trump dodged the Vietnam draft


e8e8c7 (707) No.34236>>34237

>When Barron Trump was overjoyed to see the tractors

lmao


e8e8c7 (707) No.34237>>34238

>>34236

/ourlad/


e8e8c7 (707) No.34238>>34240 >>34241

>>34237

He's based tbh

>tfw he's already taller than most of /newbrit/

smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34239>>34244

File (hide): a1ca407b69ee77c⋯.jpg (52.44 KB, 1000x541, 1000:541, C9RlQ4ZUQAE-b0H.jpg) (h) (u)

hnnnng


e8e8c7 (707) No.34240

File (hide): b22ed1b4f07e9e9⋯.jpg (379.1 KB, 737x737, 1:1, 1489023495206.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34238

ahhhh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34241

>>34238

>tfw this is true

wew

>ywn be Jeb Bush height


e8e8c7 (707) No.34242>>34243

everything will be better tomorrow


e8e8c7 (707) No.34243>>34245

>>34242

Something wrong, lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34244

File (hide): 53cbb24cb2abc9e⋯.jpg (118.94 KB, 775x643, 775:643, Poklonskaya 10.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34239

Got more Poklonskayas


e8e8c7 (707) No.34245>>34247

>>34243

i feel empty

like everything has been succed out of me


e8e8c7 (707) No.34246>>34253

File (hide): 5a38520790d8719⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1025x657, 1025:657, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Top kek. Copied this from 4/pol/

SJWs in Germany BTFO by Government

Here's a German article with a story I thought /pol/ might like.

http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/hessen-fluechtlingspaten-muessen-weiter-zahlen-a-1143032.html

It goes like this: Hundreds of thousands of refugees come to Germany, often without their family. Hessian government asked their citizens to sign monetary bonds and pledge money to young males so that they can get their families to Germany also. Hessian CDU government said pledges would be nulled when the refugee status changes.

However, the federal SPD authority sees this differently. Because of this, the original signers of those bonds are now stuck with tens of thousands of Euros debt, as they are billed for the full living costs, welfare, rent, medical etc. for those Syrian families. And they will continue to be billed until those refugees find a job an no longer require welfare.

Some German signers are trying to go to court, but they pretty much signed away their own livelyhood.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34247>>34249

>>34245

That's what happens when you make cummies, lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34248>>34252

File (hide): 7f0423b91358e47⋯.jpg (63.04 KB, 479x479, 1:1, 1424469330674.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34063

It was a fucking guy that I know, fuck I forgot he took her account ages ago. A friend reminded me of it. Glad I was taking the "flirting" as a joke. Just to clarify the girl has used 2 accounts before, maybe 3.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34249

>>34247

>tfw its literally getting rid of your life force

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34250

I was right the grey uniforms are Military Academy gear tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34251

Normal military units seem to wear green, blue or khaki


e8e8c7 (707) No.34252>>34255

>>34248

Was he joking though?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34253>>34254

>>34246

Guarantor: "paying for these refugees is bankrupting us!"

Government: "tell me about it."


e8e8c7 (707) No.34254

File (hide): ba8e4d31bfd5328⋯.jpg (76.37 KB, 810x964, 405:482, 1492083177625[1].jpg) (h) (u)

Would get kind of scared if I walked in on this in my kitchen tbh. She doesn't look human anymore. Looks like a rubber suit movie monster.

>>34253

Top kek.

It's easy to signal when you think you can ignore the cost.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34255>>34257

>>34252

I don't think he meant anything malicious by it, he's a known "troll", and said he found the account yesterday when he was sorting through things.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34256>>34257 >>34259 >>34342

Wagwan lads

>>33697

Lass this is pretty great ngl


e8e8c7 (707) No.34257>>34263 >>34274 >>34342

File (hide): 034f549119fce86⋯.jpg (33.89 KB, 590x350, 59:35, 1492086074130.jpg) (h) (u)

>Van lad: American Edition

>>34255

Alright, lad. That's good. He wouldn't have bullied you for saying anything awkward?

>>34256

Hey lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34258>>34262 >>34263

I have sausage and mash lmao


e8e8c7 (707) No.34259>>34260 >>34263

>>34256

>tfw she was denied (You)s yesterday since the board was fucking up


e8e8c7 (707) No.34260>>34261

>>34259

That's what she gets for drawing me with tiny horns smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34261>>34266

>>34260

At least she drew you as a black bull, lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34262>>34266

>>34258

I'll give your sausage a mash


e8e8c7 (707) No.34263>>34268 >>34536

>>34257

>>Van lad: American Edition

top kek lad

>>34258

sounds good lad, jealous

>>34259

yeah i couldn't post anything at all in the last thread smh. The comandments were a funny touch i thought

>tfw portrayed as a ginger

REEEEEEEEEEEEE


e8e8c7 (707) No.34264>>34265 >>34268

*poos in the middle of the floor*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34265>>34267

>>34264

that your din dins?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34266

File (hide): 60baafcc231cb84⋯.jpg (11.58 KB, 300x250, 6:5, CoyPepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34261

*gets prepped by a girl with daddy issues*

How can they even compete!?

>>34262

wew lamb


e8e8c7 (707) No.34267

File (hide): 7ceed4eb84a1bdb⋯.png (25.19 KB, 956x553, 956:553, MummyLied.png) (h) (u)

>>34265

Just beeing a naughty lass tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34268>>34270 >>34271

>>34263

>The comandments were a funny touch i thought

Yeah

>tfw we've broken most of them

>yeah i couldn't post anything at all in the last thread smh.

Are you in our Discord, lad?

>>34264

*grabs you by the neck and pushes your face into it* That will teach you smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34270>>34272

File (hide): 347afaac8ca9c26⋯.png (35.99 KB, 936x538, 468:269, mfwdaddy.png) (h) (u)

>>34268

S-sorry d-dadyy


e8e8c7 (707) No.34271>>34272

>>34268

>Are you in our Discord, lad?

yeah but because im a good boy who adheres to the commandments i chose not to have it open most of the time


e8e8c7 (707) No.34272>>34273

>>34271

Alright, lad, that's good. We didn't really use it and we have the nextchan bunker, but it's not the same. /brit/ raided our Discord wew.

>>34270

Good boy. Never do it again.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34273>>34275

>>34272

How'd they get a link to the discord? who needs to be purged?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34274>>34276

>>34257

>He wouldn't have bullied you for saying anything awkward?

He might have tbh, but I doubt I would have said anything he could use against me.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34275>>34277

>>34273

The purge happened last night. They got the discord because it was linked on nextchan.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34276>>34278

File (hide): 5ff055137884ae4⋯.jpg (79.37 KB, 605x605, 1:1, 1458311320260.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34274

Alright, lad.

*posts animal picture*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34277>>34280 >>34286

>>34275

smh, some bunker


e8e8c7 (707) No.34278>>34280 >>34281

File (hide): e7b1763fb5286d0⋯.jpg (50.54 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1456916467329.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34279

>Les Huguenots


e8e8c7 (707) No.34280>>34286 >>34291

File (hide): 1a425c87f152a14⋯.jpg (31.87 KB, 460x306, 230:153, 1418538174485.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34278

>>34277

Yeah. We have lurkers and some crossposters tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34281>>34286

>>34278

how ya been lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34282>>34283 >>34284 >>34298

File (hide): ed0c607303fe98c⋯.jpg (195.98 KB, 480x530, 48:53, fiery.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw sugar rush

I'm going to feel terrible later on but who cares, I haven't felt this since I was tiny.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34283>>34295

>>34282

whats it like lad?

>tfw dont enjoy anything


e8e8c7 (707) No.34284>>34295

>>34282

Easter is every year, lass. I have something sweet for you as well


e8e8c7 (707) No.34285

>tfw driving


e8e8c7 (707) No.34286>>34289 >>34291

File (hide): 70349fffa61536d⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 484x256, 121:64, 1431705524890.gif) (h) (u)

>>34277

>In Brit/pol/ thread before /newbrit/ was back up.

>Someone asks if I'm in the bunker thread.

>I say no and ask what it is.

>No reply.

Who ever I asked and didn't respond, fuck you tbh.

>>34280

>>34281

Fine lad, you? Did you enjoy your movie?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34287>>34288 >>34291

I wish I had a countryside estate with a large section of land attached with a forest nearby and a small lake for swimming in. I would also like a pretty wife. It would be cool because then I could invite The Golden One over to make videos of us working out together and going on hikes and exploring the forest and doing a bit of LARP together with regards to the race war and being sons of Odin. We would also do photoshoots together like picrelated where we dress like Greeks and Romans and pose very cool like with our big muscles and we would become true friends and my wife could make us food and eventually he would find a wife and move in nearby and we would become blood brothers and fight together in the shieldwall when Europe falls. In the post apocalypse we could form our own tribes and be firm allies through the bad times.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34288

>>34287

sounds good apart from the homo stuff


e8e8c7 (707) No.34289>>34290 >>34292

File (hide): 9786372f7282afb⋯.gif (715.99 KB, 312x320, 39:40, 1421929839116.gif) (h) (u)

>>34286

Are you in /newbrit/ discord, lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34290>>34293 >>34294


e8e8c7 (707) No.34291>>34299 >>34310

>>34280

>lurkers

spooky

>>34286

>Fine lad, you? Did you enjoy your movie?

yeah im pretty good lad, the movie was actually really good compared to what i thought it might be, The action scenes where really good especially the monster fight at the end which they really went for tbh.

>>34287

sounds comfy but why wouldnt you want to dress like an Anglo saxon and him dress like a Viking or something?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34292

File (hide): 725c9b8045376bd⋯.gif (2.59 MB, 300x382, 150:191, 1421763125793.gif) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34293>>34296 >>34309

File (hide): d492b33d4f34d0f⋯.jpg (11.52 KB, 254x215, 254:215, 1461534573193.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34290

theres someone called Welshlad in there though


e8e8c7 (707) No.34294>>34309

>>34290

Do you have the password for our cytu.be group?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34295>>34300

File (hide): ba304ad8c93794f⋯.jpg (512.52 KB, 1180x720, 59:36, mochi.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34283

It's like being slightly drunk where you know your brain feels fuzzy but everything else feels faster. I don't know how else to describe it. The only reason I'm not running around on this energy is because I know it'll make me feel really sick afterwards.

>>34284

O-oh, do you? What is it lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34296>>34297

>>34293

Yeah I think that's someone else. We have several Welsh lads


e8e8c7 (707) No.34297>>34300 >>34309

>>34296

There is only the welshlad in my mind


e8e8c7 (707) No.34298

>>34282

Sugar is the Devil's dandruff smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34299>>34305

>>34291

i dont really know about anglo saxons tbh and what i have seen looks like shite to me

all i know is that one helmet with the face on it which looks like garbage

hoplites and legionaries are way cooler


e8e8c7 (707) No.34300>>34302 >>34303 >>34304 >>34305 >>34308 >>34309 >>34312 >>34314 >>34323 >>34536

File (hide): 2f50c16714404fc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 157.2 KB, 1958x1834, 979:917, Neogirl Lain in bed.png) (h) (u)

>>34295

>O-oh, do you? What is it lad?

This.

>>34297

Yeah. It confused me too. I talked with a Welshlad on cytu.be who turned out to be not Welshlad, so that's probably him.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34301

i was tired but now i have eaten a microwave curry, with a slice of bread and right after a bowl of porridge with one piece of toast with peanut butter and after this i have a cup of tea ready

am i have diabeetus?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34302>>34307

>>34300

Lad your drawings are like a profile of someone a bit off.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34303>>34307

>>34300

Cute af tbh I see you peaking lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34304>>34323

File (hide): 27de8119861be9b⋯.jpg (70.77 KB, 250x236, 125:118, 1465124832340.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34300

Ahhhh it's so nice


e8e8c7 (707) No.34305>>34306 >>34307

>>34299

>hoplites and legionaries are way cooler

But acting like all European cultures are interchangeable is how Americans view H'whiteness. I guess you could larp as a crazy celt but they're basically glorified barbarians

>>34300

they both look underage ngl


e8e8c7 (707) No.34306

>>34305

i dont see them as interchangeable im just talking about playing dress up and taking not gay pics with the golden one


e8e8c7 (707) No.34307>>34473

>>34302

What do you mean, lad?

>>34303

I'm not hiding in that stuffed toy, lamb. I just have a camera in it

>>34305

>they both look underage ngl

Yeah I noticed that too when I was done. smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34308>>34323

File (hide): c33432ba18c71fb⋯.png (420.52 KB, 1098x1645, 1098:1645, lain bear.png) (h) (u)

>>34300

should have responded with lain tbh, appropriate slowpoke


e8e8c7 (707) No.34309>>34313

>>34293

Kek, that ain't me lad.

>>34294

Nope.

>>34297

Thanks lad.

>>34300

>I talked with a Welshlad on cytu.be who turned out to be not Welshlad

What name was he using?

>so that's probably him.

Who's who?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34310

File (hide): 5d35d3032006b95⋯.jpg (49.5 KB, 540x702, 10:13, 1455460517162.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34291

>yeah im pretty good lad, the movie was actually really good compared to what i thought it might be, The action scenes where really good especially the monster fight at the end which they really went for tbh.

Good lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34311

File (hide): f032f3c0bd85272⋯.jpg (171.52 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, f03.jpg) (h) (u)

i been getting pics of natalia

ngl she looks very bad in a lot of pics i dont know what it is she looks totally different from pic to pic sometimes and i hate when she paints her nails


e8e8c7 (707) No.34312>>34315 >>34320

File (hide): a7381e386d86113⋯.jpg (66.5 KB, 960x720, 4:3, good lad.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34300

You should take commissions tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34313>>34326

>>34309

Probably not him*

The Welshlad in cytu.be was probably not you. He was just a Welsh lad so he called himself Welshlad. I guess the safest way to get you in Discord is to first get you in cytu.be

Here lad https://cytu.be/r/newbrit


e8e8c7 (707) No.34314>>34320

>>34300

tbh lad >>3431. i would pay you in (you's)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34315>>34318 >>34320

>>34312

this tbh, you could legit make this a comfy NEET job and complete things on your own time


e8e8c7 (707) No.34316

File (hide): b970b4a18d32d52⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1374x936, 229:156, 9679567796.png) (h) (u)

scully got a haircut in episode 8 of season 7 and it looks quite bad

shes still beautiful ofc but its too short


e8e8c7 (707) No.34317

File (hide): b3adefea6ef43b0⋯.jpg (19.68 KB, 500x281, 500:281, ITS FUCKING RAW.jpg) (h) (u)

>john wayne will never be your dad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34318>>34321

>>34315

He could make very humorous propaganda posters for the Neetzi Party of New /Brit/ tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34319


e8e8c7 (707) No.34320>>34321

>>34315

it's drawn with tools you can use in paint, lass. The perspective is off and there is no shading smh. Stop boosting my ego.

>>34314

>>34312

I do it all for the (You)s


e8e8c7 (707) No.34321>>34325

File (hide): de1741c430c2205⋯.png (392.71 KB, 4000x2197, 4000:2197, de1741c430c2205ab4e21a31f9….png) (h) (u)

>>34318

tbh

>>34320

LAD WE ALL LOVE YOUR ART SMH


e8e8c7 (707) No.34322

*boosts it more*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34323>>34328

File (hide): 0be95c49f626653⋯.gif (1.79 MB, 426x240, 71:40, (lewd screaming).gif) (h) (u)

>>34300

It took a while to find an appropriate reaction image lad. You've outdone yourself.

>>34304

>>34308

Aaaaaaaa dame desu.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34324>>34327

cum


e8e8c7 (707) No.34325

>>34321

He is incredibly talented tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34326>>34329

>>34313

>The Welshlad in cytu.be was probably not you. He was just a Welsh lad so he called himself Welshlad.

Yer that wasn't me.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34327>>34344

>>34324

why are you so horny all the time?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34328>>34330 >>34339

File (hide): 09fbdc85bae8032⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.56 KB, 418x408, 209:204, blushing.png) (h) (u)

>>34323

Thanks, lass. Your (You) is worth a 100 pleb (You)s


e8e8c7 (707) No.34329>>34331

>>34326

are you in the crytu.be now?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34330>>34332

>>34328

Do you do this with a pen or using a mouse lass?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34331>>34333

>>34329

Yes lol lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34332>>34334

>>34330

Mouse. I used to have a pen.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34333

>>34331

KEKWorry for the interrogation lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34334>>34336

File (hide): 72880ac1c915a1d⋯.png (33.45 KB, 900x786, 150:131, SportingBumBum.png) (h) (u)

>>34332

You have skillz lamb, I use mouse and paint smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34336>>34337

>>34334

I love you, lamb. I think I said this before but your drawings have charm

>tfw used to be envious of lesser skilled people who had better charm in what they made

*bans you*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34337>>34338

>>34336

kek I try to make them as "wobbly" as possible but I would do them properly if I had proper drawing skills smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34338>>34340

>>34337

When are you going to draw your mech, lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34339>>34341

File (hide): b28c3f73ddba10a⋯.jpg (435.62 KB, 930x720, 31:24, smiles.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34328

You spoil us all so much lad. I'm so glad /newbrit/ happened.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34340>>34341

>>34338

Forgot all about it lass. Will have to do it before the weekend tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34341>>34343

>>34339

Me too, lass

>>34340

Good lad. It's an important piece of lore.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34342>>34345 >>34349

>>34256

Oright geez.

>>34257

Kek lad, my vans nicer than that.

ahhhhhh Ive got no work for 2 weeks heeeeeelllppp meeeeeeeee


e8e8c7 (707) No.34343

>tfw always used to get little plastic soldiers as a kid

>They used to ask why I would want another bag if I already had some and I would say "so i can have MORE"

>Remember crying so much in a shop that a strange lady bought me a bag that i particularly wanted because it had a bridge in it

wew lads

>>34341

I will use it to combat our enemies and defend us from the bullies


e8e8c7 (707) No.34344

File (hide): 1f867bf76e6f846⋯.jpg (119.73 KB, 1024x1324, 256:331, natalia_poklonskaya__6__by….jpg) (h) (u)

>>34327

i have nothing else i really enjoy most of the time

i sit around thinking i should do x y z and never do i just sit on the pc all day fapping

but im not fapping now and i hope that as my hypofrontality, which i undoubtedly have at this point, reverses my fetishes will go away and i will be able to enjoy other activites

although i wasnt horny when posting that or right now tbh i just had to type something in because flood detected


e8e8c7 (707) No.34345>>34346

>>34342

>ahhhhhh Ive got no work for 2 weeks heeeeeelllppp meeeeeeeee

comfy lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34346>>34348 >>34349

>>34345

Not when Im skint its not lad. No pub for me for 2 weeks. No milfs…. *hangs self*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34347

File (hide): db501b7565da599⋯.jpg (39.01 KB, 498x616, 249:308, C8mhSpTXcAAONh9.jpg) (h) (u)

wew


e8e8c7 (707) No.34348

File (hide): 07e6610ea4ce417⋯.jpg (3.62 KB, 250x137, 250:137, just leboosh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34346

oh that sucks tbh.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34349>>34350

>>34342

>Oright geez.

what?

>>34346

Lad how do you get the milfs? How does that conversation start?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34350>>34351

>>34349

>oright geez

>Hail Herts fine fellow

>milfs

Like every conversation in a pub starts lad - wait till somebody laughs at something you can hear and then interject with a humorous anecdote or mild banter related to it. also being shouty and drunk helps


e8e8c7 (707) No.34351>>34352

>>34350

Are they usually alone or with a group or what?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34352>>34353 >>34354

>>34351

Usually pairs / groups tbh. Women like to drink in a group.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34353>>34359

>>34352

>tfw only ever approach lasses when drunk

>Too drunk to care and just want to be a /naughtyracism/ kid

smdh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34354>>34357

>>34352

so do you try and single one out from the group or do you talk to all of them do you make sure that they dont have a ring on their ring finger?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34355>>34356 >>34358 >>34361

Am I still banned


e8e8c7 (707) No.34356>>34360

File (hide): 8188f32863759c6⋯.jpg (141.44 KB, 589x1073, 589:1073, 1441771758353-1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34355

no I unbanned you sorry lad I didn't know it was you

welcome


e8e8c7 (707) No.34357

>>34354

Normally try and join a group for a bit, eye them up, check for rings as you say, kek, then talk to one more than the others. Same as if you were trying it with your own age tbh. the secret is making them think young women are shit compared to their generation.. not hard tbh, tell them you like debbie harry and 80s music and you are normally in 40+ tend to go home for more drinks after so thats your opening.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34358>>34367

>>34355

what have you been doing since /britpol/ tbh?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34359>>34362

>>34353

>not chatting up every women you encounter for the experience points

smdhtbh lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34360>>34363 >>34365

>>34356

Cheers lad, why the ban in the first place? Raids by SA's cronies?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34361

>>34355

>tfw it's been so long I can only really you using him as an avatar

Welcome home, lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34362>>34366

>>34359

I whistled at a lass who was coming out of the toilets and then her and her mates came over to invite us to a club smh

>tfw she was a tall lass


e8e8c7 (707) No.34363>>34367

>>34360

Wait is that really you lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34364

File (hide): 5e3e6b60d890ae1⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1332x1072, 333:268, e445645.png) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34365

>>34360

yeah about a half hour before you posted the /brit/ cabal invaded our discord and spammed for ages so I was looking out for any who came to post here afterwards


e8e8c7 (707) No.34366>>34370

>>34362

Good lad, thats how you do it. Dont set your sights on those girls though, its the girls you meet while you are with them that are the targets.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34367>>34368 >>34370 >>34376

>>34358

Got a job and life was going fast with personal shit.

>>34363

Why wouldn't I be me?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34368>>34373

File (hide): c87c122a3d6c041⋯.png (40.22 KB, 406x400, 203:200, 1488865079639.png) (h) (u)

>>34367

huh finally got through the interview then lad, congrats.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34369>>34372 >>34375 >>34376 >>34377

File (hide): 3c116f2c7a66a5d⋯.jpg (35.09 KB, 800x536, 100:67, dancingpepe.jpg) (h) (u)

Hullo lads

Been out with my mates

LADS ON TOUR

tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34370

>>34366

I'm pretty sure she was with her boyfriend because the lad they were with was staring at me when I went to get another round for me and my chum lmao

Bar maids are more to my taste tbh

>>34367

Nice to sea you lass x


e8e8c7 (707) No.34371

File (hide): 3b913dd6118fb19⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1919x982, 1919:982, miliband26.png) (h) (u)

>Statham is among us

Welcome lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34372>>34374

>>34369

Hi, lad. Had fun with the lads?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34373>>34377

>>34368

No not that interview, thankfully another one went a lot better


e8e8c7 (707) No.34374>>34381

>>34372

Yeah it was alright I guess, wasn't too crazy


e8e8c7 (707) No.34375>>34378

>>34369

OIOIOI NECK IT NECK IT LARGE ONE MADNESS BBBAAANNNTTTEEERRR

Whered you go lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34376>>34378

>>34367

>Why wouldn't I be me?

you've been gone so long lad

>>34369

Hail Herts

what you been up to?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34377

>>34369

alright lad

>>34373

good lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34378>>34379 >>34380 >>34382

>>34375

>>34376

Had a chinky for lunch then went around town tbh

Sorry if that's disappointing


e8e8c7 (707) No.34379

>>34378

nah lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34380>>34382

>>34378

Not really, other than giving the asians economic support.

Buy anything shiny?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34381>>34382

File (hide): dfc20042b8398b7⋯.png (11.25 KB, 968x130, 484:65, Based subtle GCHQ.png) (h) (u)

>>34374

What did you do, lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34382>>34384 >>34390

>>34380

I stayed away from drugs if that's what you mean. But no I didn't buy anything actually. I don't need anything. I'm not a woman after all.

>>34381

tbh >>34378


e8e8c7 (707) No.34383>>34385 >>34386 >>34387 >>34388

File (hide): 304868f889e37e9⋯.mp4 (1.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, trashman.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>a LibDem leaflet comes through the door


e8e8c7 (707) No.34384>>34387

>>34382

That's disappointing, lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34385

>>34383

kek. I got a labour one the other day written in comic sans


e8e8c7 (707) No.34386

>>34383

I got one of those too, a guy knocked on a our door trying to convince us to vote LibDem


e8e8c7 (707) No.34387

File (hide): 43a12923cd8a60d⋯.jpg (21.05 KB, 615x409, 615:409, minor fart tearful.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34383

They knocked on my door the other day. My Lib Dem mum wanted to answer it but was busy. So my BASED Tory dad told them to fuck off.

>>34384

smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34388>>34389

>>34383

What election is that for lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34389

>>34388

Local elections next month.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34390>>34393

>>34382

>stayed away from drugs if thats what you mean

I assumed this because you didnt say "I spent the afternoon shooting meth into my japseye after buying it from a paki" I meant the chinese lad

>didnt buy anything shiny

Good lad.

>tfw I need to buy headphones but know Ill spend more money in town on tools and shit


e8e8c7 (707) No.34391>>34392

File (hide): e23b98c36f488fe⋯.png (1.08 MB, 630x744, 105:124, 56456435.png) (h) (u)

i love scully btw


e8e8c7 (707) No.34392>>34394

File (hide): bdb96ea702a878f⋯.jpg (12.18 KB, 220x293, 220:293, 220px-Jason_Statham_2007.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34391

* Steals her off you with BASED baldy charm *


e8e8c7 (707) No.34393

>>34390

I see lad. But I'm too moral for that stuff. I'm just a little bit too imperium when it comes to food taste smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34394>>34397 >>34399

File (hide): 8e9129e86cbf3da⋯.png (1.35 MB, 744x744, 1:1, 546546546.png) (h) (u)

>>34392

na shes a perfect waifu who would be loyal

no one could ever steal her

do you not even know that waifus exist in other dimensions and they choose us just as we choose them? she loves me and you cant change that


e8e8c7 (707) No.34395>>34398


e8e8c7 (707) No.34396>>34400

File (hide): 354ae707008dc8f⋯.png (429.16 KB, 579x441, 193:147, 354ae707008dc8f55244e6abed….png) (h) (u)

>brother is frying up burgers in the kitchen but I can't eat till 8


e8e8c7 (707) No.34397>>34407

>>34394

Why not have a waifu in the same dimension as you, it's much more enjoyable that way tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34398>>34407

>>34395

Nothing wrong with grains tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34399>>34401 >>34404 >>34407

File (hide): 9e8f9ed5647772c⋯.webm (5.52 MB, 636x360, 53:30, Poklonskaya piano.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>34394

She'll never love you like Natalya can


e8e8c7 (707) No.34400>>34402

>>34396

>I can't eat till 8

Why, lass?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34401>>34407

>>34399

tbf she would be the ultimate waifu tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34402>>34406 >>34407

File (hide): 450c06851d6f6b0⋯.jpg (800.01 KB, 4011x3595, 4011:3595, lain bad tummy.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34400

trying the intermittent fasting memi tbh, have you ever done it?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34403

File (hide): e043ef0221a7226⋯.jpg (348.81 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, TheSweetSoundOfRustling.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34404>>34407

>>34399

>red army song

kek that's based


e8e8c7 (707) No.34405>>34411 >>34445

File (hide): c0d849947b8c302⋯.jpg (43.83 KB, 467x447, 467:447, harold8.jpg) (h) (u)

>go on faceberg

>first thing that pops up is a warning against 'false news' and how they're 'limiting it'


e8e8c7 (707) No.34406>>34411

>>34402

Oh, yeah. That works great. Just takes a few weeks to adjust and your stomach shrinks. I used to drink a lot of water to make me feel full.

Why do you need it though, lass? Gotten a bit of a tummy?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34407>>34411

>>34397

someone you know irl cannot be a waifu

>>34398

idk i see this wheat is bad stuff everywhere

i cant do anything about it though

by getting rid of it id need to replace it with something to an extent by eating more fruit or something but mummy wouldnt do that for me

>>34399

>>34401

>>34404

originally she played the russian anthem i think but for some reason ppl make all these versions with toally differewnt song

she wouldnt be a good gf tbh she seems very career focused and has a kid from a husband she has divorced

>>34402

why are you intermittent fasting and eating at 8? your body starts fasting at 12 hours

the way to do it is have your last meal at 8 and in the morning dont eat until 1

thats 16 hours about half of which will be spent sleeping

from 1 to 8 you cna eat whenever you want you dont to schedule meals like taht a few hours apart


e8e8c7 (707) No.34408>>34409

File (hide): f6b2003f636d268⋯.png (596.36 KB, 598x446, 299:223, 65564.png) (h) (u)

lauren seems the kind of girl that would enjoy a cockslap tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34409>>34410

>>34408

Didnt she get blacked?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34410>>34412

>>34409

nah curried


e8e8c7 (707) No.34411>>34414 >>34417

File (hide): 7c138e1b47f7c6f⋯.jpg (56.79 KB, 450x304, 225:152, 1385740031294.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34405

>

>>34406

oh that's awesome tbh. why don't you do it now lad?

>Why do you need it though, lass? Gotten a bit of a tummy?

yeah lad :( don't like it tbh. props to you losing weight because it's hard for me to do just a bit.

>>34407

>why are you intermittent fasting and eating at 8? your body starts fasting at 12 hours

>the way to do it is have your last meal at 8 and in the morning dont eat until 1

yeah I've just been doing it at 1pm and 8pm, didn't know I can eat whenever between then though thanks.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34412>>34413

File (hide): 3c9260d049e9958⋯.jpg (315.2 KB, 580x563, 580:563, ChinesePepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34410

Based. Wish I could have been there to see it


e8e8c7 (707) No.34413>>34418

File (hide): c1654f4d5aacf8f⋯.png (553.03 KB, 615x684, 205:228, 42887654.png) (h) (u)

>>34412

would you do a cum cleanup?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34414>>34427

File (hide): f183b46011ac97c⋯.jpg (232.19 KB, 540x630, 6:7, fingers crossed.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34411

You'll make it lad *squeezes you*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34415>>34419

Lads my brother just brought home a fucking deer leg


e8e8c7 (707) No.34416

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh CIVIC Skellington Man.

Trump has made a new 1488d chess move.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34417>>34427

>>34411

>oh that's awesome tbh. why don't you do it now lad?

Been a bad boy tbh. Could have been my goal weight months ago smh.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34418>>34432

>>34413

I'd suck all the curry flavoured jizz out of her pussy hole tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34419>>34425

>>34415

Wew. Why lass?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34420>>34422

Nervous af tbh lads


e8e8c7 (707) No.34421>>34423 >>34448

File (hide): 40560086a09e502⋯.png (592.61 KB, 661x936, 661:936, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Could It Be Time To Deny White Men The Franchise?

>This redistribution of the world’s wealth is long overdue, and it is not just South Africa where white males own a disproportionate amount of wealth.

>Some of the biggest blows to the progressive cause in the past year have often been due to the votes of white men. If white men were not allowed to vote, it is unlikely that the United Kingdom would be leaving the European Union, it is unlikely that Donald Trump would now be the President of the United States, and it is unlikely that the Democratic Alliance would now be governing four of South Africa's biggest cities.

>If white men no longer had the vote, the progressive cause would be strengthened. It would not be necessary to deny white men indefinitely -- the denial of the vote to white men for 20 years (just less than a generation) would go some way to seeing a decline in the influence of reactionary and neo-liberal ideology in the world. The influence of reckless white males were one of the primary reasons that led to the Great Recession which began in 2008. This would also strike a blow against toxic white masculinity, one that is long needed.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.za/shelley-garland/could-it-be-time-to-deny-white-men-the-franchise_a_22036640/


e8e8c7 (707) No.34422>>34424

>>34420

Why, lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34423>>34426 >>34430

File (hide): f98b8221fbe6a97⋯.jpg (68.4 KB, 782x751, 782:751, punch.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34421

I hope they do it, it'd be the spark that would kick off the race war

BRING IT ON NIGGERS

Post last edited at

e8e8c7 (707) No.34424>>34427

>>34422

I'm scared they're going to wash my feet at mass smh. I've clipped my toe nails so it should be OK tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34425>>34428

File (hide): 5660934997b78cd⋯.jpg (1023.11 KB, 2560x1536, 5:3, 20170413_175213.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34419

it was causing trouble at him work so he tracked it down with this other guy and then they shot it, because he helped track it he got the leg of the Deer


e8e8c7 (707) No.34426

File (hide): 34540db70630d11⋯.png (39 KB, 580x600, 29:30, MoslePepe.png) (h) (u)

>>34423

This.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34427

File (hide): 4c2a8fc9b42d228⋯.png (402.07 KB, 598x1021, 598:1021, lain happy (2).png) (h) (u)

>>34414

hehe thanks lass, I will give it my best!

>>34417

naughty lad! as long as you keep losing it that's all that matters really, and maybe if you do it slowly you'll have less loose skin? I don't know how that works tbh

>>34424

you should make you feet as gross as possible kek


e8e8c7 (707) No.34428>>34429

>>34425

Oh deer tbh smh

You gonna eat it?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34429

>>34428

>Oh deer tbh smh

nice one lad

>You gonna eat it?

yup


e8e8c7 (707) No.34430>>34437 >>34441

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e8e8c7 (707) No.34431>>34435 >>34438 >>34462

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Is this the greatest song of all time?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34432>>34433

>>34418

>cuckolding

>but not by a black guy

whats the point smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34433

>>34432

It's better than having dirty white "men" being born tbh smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34434

File (hide): e970552f930132c⋯.webm (287.68 KB, 640x360, 16:9, get outta here fag.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


e8e8c7 (707) No.34435>>34439


e8e8c7 (707) No.34436

i want to read but also i dont want to because its boring and i also do not want to turn away from the pc


e8e8c7 (707) No.34437

>>34430

top kek


e8e8c7 (707) No.34438>>34439

File (hide): 30fbbadefe7a1f8⋯.jpg (77.51 KB, 390x340, 39:34, gunpepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34431

KNAVISH HARLOTS AVAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!


e8e8c7 (707) No.34439>>34442

>>34435

>>34438

Are you trying to tell me you don't like Blackpool Grime?

smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34440>>34446

File (hide): b4e366f3030abca⋯.webm (7.65 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, A Heroic Triumph - A Thou….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

GOLDEN ONE SAVE ME!


e8e8c7 (707) No.34441

>>34430

Didn't know

JEB!

had it in him smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34442>>34450

>>34439

>Blackpool

Living near that degenerate pit I'm not surprised at the quality of these people. Two pence machines are good though


e8e8c7 (707) No.34443

yo


e8e8c7 (707) No.34444

check dese


e8e8c7 (707) No.34445>>34447 >>34450

File (hide): a544935dc95bc16⋯.jpg (10.44 KB, 220x255, 44:51, bbc.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34405

shhh only BBC now


e8e8c7 (707) No.34446

>>34440

the bit near the end where he raises both his arms up slowly is the coolest fucking thing ever

fits perfectly with the music


e8e8c7 (707) No.34447

File (hide): 93892e8b60f0795⋯.png (188.78 KB, 487x459, 487:459, 1483797357582.png) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34448>>34449 >>34451

>>34421

>This redistribution of the world’s wealth is long overdue

>The influence of reckless white males were one of the primary reasons that led to the Great Recession which began in 2008

Those lads better be careful, wouldn't want to accidentally name the Jew.

>would go some way to seeing a decline in the influence of reactionary and neo-liberal ideology in the world

>neoliberal

You fucking what mate?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34449>>34461

>>34448

I guess neo-liberals are their neocons?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34450>>34453

>>34442

Never been there, never want to go there

>>34445

Just why


e8e8c7 (707) No.34451>>34452

>>34448

Thatcher Thatcher Milksnatcherism.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34452

File (hide): dd5e55a106cbe59⋯.jpg (549.63 KB, 1280x1600, 4:5, jimandmaggie.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34451

>tfw they're right but for the wrong reasons

Even more shocking when you consider that Callaghan had Jewish ancestry


e8e8c7 (707) No.34453>>34454

>>34450

Itcan be decent it's just the natives that are the problem and they've begun marketing to utter scum now. I wouldn't stick around post meridian but it's alright smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34454>>34458

>>34453

It just depresses me when I see that shit tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34455>>34461

>ywn do drugs like a normie

>masturbation will remain your sole genuinely pleasurable activity.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34456>>34457 >>34463

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Spicer soon.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34457

>>34456

BASED

Hope he does a roman salute


e8e8c7 (707) No.34458>>34459 >>34460

>>34454

Same smh

Off out for a few hours lasses my room smells of willies smh

Hope they don't wash me feet or make me carry old people up the hill during the march.

DEVS VVLT x


e8e8c7 (707) No.34459>>34460

>>34458

same tbh, off for din dins


e8e8c7 (707) No.34460

>>34458

Have fun, lad

>>34459

later, lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34461

File (hide): 46827e6f7e961ef⋯.jpg (15.94 KB, 400x449, 400:449, feel coffee.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34449

I'm not even sure what the difference is between neocons and neolibs. They're right that neoliberalism is a tool for the accumulation of wealth into the hands of a (((global elite))) they refuse to identify but what this has to do with Brexit and Trump, whose supporters were the poor of their respective countries, and often identified as the "left behind" by neoliberalism, is beyond me. These people would lump Jews in with whites to generate statistics but separate them out when it's time to implement the policies those statistics inform.

>>34455

>tfw masturbation stopped feeling good at 18 and never got better


e8e8c7 (707) No.34462

>>34431

MILLIE B STOP SPITTING BARS

YOU'VE GOT WIDE FACE LIKE A MAN FROM MARS

fuck it c ya lambs


e8e8c7 (707) No.34463


e8e8c7 (707) No.34464>>34466

File (hide): 7103e011e6a8171⋯.jpg (305.16 KB, 650x720, 65:72, smug boobs.jpg) (h) (u)

>10,000 people tuned in to watch Spicer this time in case any further autism happens


e8e8c7 (707) No.34465

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Highly glorious


e8e8c7 (707) No.34466

>>34464

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS


e8e8c7 (707) No.34467>>34468 >>34469 >>34472

Why is Sean's face so small on his head?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34468

File (hide): 4b2f03964dc36da⋯.png (203.24 KB, 285x285, 1:1, thicc land.png) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34469>>34470

>>34467

I don't find it that small.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34470>>34474

>>34469

I think it's his high hairline that makes his face look squished downwards.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34471

Why does Trump still hold press conferences?

Such an easy victory could be won by announcing it would be replaced by an open discussion with questions voted on online by the public. The journos can submit their own questions if they like.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34472

File (hide): 9dafb5ab8a20bd4⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 4602x3852, 767:642, intelligent feel.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34467

He needs a very large head to fit in all the brain.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34473>>34476

>>34307

your drawings, are very different


e8e8c7 (707) No.34474>>34475

File (hide): 90595feca00670c⋯.jpg (227.5 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, sean-spicer-okay[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>34470

Yeah I think that's it. A 5head.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34475>>34476

>>34474

He should just cut his hair off like real men do


e8e8c7 (707) No.34476>>34477

File (hide): 00f77b140387876⋯.png (156.12 KB, 804x802, 402:401, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>34473

Elaborate, lad

>>34475

He still has decent hair tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34477>>34478

>>34476

>hair

>ever

>decent

WEW

W

E

W

Pick one or the other tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34478

>>34477

More hair than Statham. Poor lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34479>>34480


e8e8c7 (707) No.34480>>34482

File (hide): b4cf77c227966ac⋯.jpg (570.75 KB, 3525x3549, 1175:1183, Tymoshenko 8.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34479

There's also Tymoshenko if you feel like having a bad girl for a waifu


e8e8c7 (707) No.34481

i wish i was a mongolian tbh but a reasonably well off one

i want to ride horses on the open steppe and go exploring in mongolia perhaps with some true friends and living off the land like genghis khans mongols would have done and practicing my horse archery and then we could go conquer china together


e8e8c7 (707) No.34482>>34483 >>34485

File (hide): f0482b5a082b047⋯.jpg (75.72 KB, 736x1084, 184:271, c065dbab28c0ea745085a79f90….jpg) (h) (u)

>>34480

weird face tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34483>>34486

>>34482

>posting a single mummy

Sad!


e8e8c7 (707) No.34484

i could make youtube videos about mongolian culture and of me working out and showing my archery prowess

then i could invite the golden one over and show him my country

and there could be a funny video of his first time riding a horse lol


e8e8c7 (707) No.34485>>34487

File (hide): d8ae727a77689ba⋯.jpg (519.84 KB, 3368x2780, 842:695, Tymoshenko 9.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34482

You better not talk about about mai Ukrainfu


e8e8c7 (707) No.34486>>34488

File (hide): ab6b7cfb3047128⋯.jpg (1.81 MB, 2832x3646, 1416:1823, gettyimages-457586054.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34483

shes a ard werkin mam and she luvs er kids


e8e8c7 (707) No.34487

File (hide): bddadd064190e92⋯.jpg (533.25 KB, 2432x1638, 1216:819, 1036536894.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34485

weird face tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34488>>34490

>>34486

Disgusting tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34489

File (hide): 100629bb8996c93⋯.jpg (160.68 KB, 460x540, 23:27, dozing.jpg) (h) (u)

He managed to dodge any new blunders. I'm almost disappointed.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34490>>34491

File (hide): 86c42f32ad18f6c⋯.jpg (117.25 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34488

yeah bad pic tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34491>>34508

File (hide): 0235de436feb007⋯.jpg (114.38 KB, 736x1013, 736:1013, a0955e5af9578eac27bd7976a4….jpg) (h) (u)

>>34490

I meant having her as a waifu tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34492>>34494

File (hide): 573b5901f2c155a⋯.jpg (11.64 MB, 8415x5056, 8415:5056, Saenai.Heroine.no.Sodateka….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): eacb9658541cbd6⋯.jpg (33.24 KB, 500x350, 10:7, sana_tachiesettei[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>34230

I found two, lass. I think I've seen you post an image of one of them already though:

Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata

>Tomoya Aki, a male high school teenager who works part-time to fund his otaku lifestyle (anime, dating sims, and related merchandise) encounters a beautiful girl one day during spring vacation. A month later, he finds out that the girl is his classmate, Megumi, who is hardly noticeable to her classmates. Hoping to create a visual novel computer game, he turns to school beauties Eriri Spencer Sawamura for designing the art, and Utaha Kasumigaoka for writing the game scenario. Tomoya then recruits Megumi to star as the "heroine" (the main character's love interest) of his game, thus forming the development team "Blessing Software", in which the three most renowned students in the school (Tomoya, Eriri, and Utaha) work on one of the least noticeable (Megumi). The series follows their adventures in developing the game and their plans to sell it at the Comiket convention, as well as the emotional entanglements among the team.

Alice & Zouroku

>The story centers on Sana Kashimura, a little orphan girl who is one of the children that holds the power of "Alice's Dream," a special ability that enables her to materialize anything she imagines. After escaping a lab where she was a test subject, she ends up in the outside world where she encounters an grumpy old man named Zouroku, but she wonders if he will help her.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34493>>34495

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NIGE IN 3 MINS


e8e8c7 (707) No.34494>>34496

File (hide): 7f334a898685ab5⋯.jpg (104.66 KB, 330x430, 33:43, impressive.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34492

I'm actually impressed that you found some. I might give them a look.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34495

>>34493

HE'S LIVE


e8e8c7 (707) No.34496>>34497

>>34494

Found them looking through this, lass

http://anichart.net/Spring-2017


e8e8c7 (707) No.34497

File (hide): 789d1b76994a84e⋯.jpg (35.09 KB, 500x657, 500:657, Jason_Statham.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34496

Cheers lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34498

so many bigots in the chat today lads


e8e8c7 (707) No.34499>>34501 >>34502

File (hide): a80bc2a5bbc33c3⋯.jpg (407.25 KB, 820x720, 41:36, shock.jpg) (h) (u)

>the guy with the lust penis avatar in chat


e8e8c7 (707) No.34500>>34503

>tfw dead thread


e8e8c7 (707) No.34501>>34504


e8e8c7 (707) No.34502>>34504

>>34499

Name?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34503>>34506

>>34500

we're watching nige lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34504>>34505 >>34510 >>34511

>>34501

>>34502

virginia hale has massive nipples


e8e8c7 (707) No.34505>>34506 >>34511

>>34504

Where lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34506>>34511

>>34505

Meant to be for >>34503 sorry


e8e8c7 (707) No.34507

This caller


e8e8c7 (707) No.34508>>34519

File (hide): e8fb8af974cf9d7⋯.jpg (218.76 KB, 1075x1600, 43:64, f5816891faece63b6382e84c9c….jpg) (h) (u)

>>34491

scully is my waifu

the rest are pretty girls i like to post


e8e8c7 (707) No.34509

>WE WUZ TOOKEN


e8e8c7 (707) No.34510>>34512

>>34504

Oh. I think that's TheBumBumKing. You recognised the image too then. WEW


e8e8c7 (707) No.34511>>34513 >>34516

>>34504

looks like a green cartoon to me lass, do you know something we don't?

>>34506

>>34505

here lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_bs0vYh-BE


e8e8c7 (707) No.34512>>34515

>>34510

that's steiner lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34513

>>34511

Cheers lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34514>>34517 >>34532

going clubbing tonight lads


e8e8c7 (707) No.34515>>34518

>>34512

Oh. Really?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34516>>34518

>>34511

It's from an erotic Starfox mspaint comic.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34517>>34569

>>34514

smh normiewho with?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34518>>34521 >>34523

>>34515

yeah lad he was talking about a basset hound vid

>>34516

wew


e8e8c7 (707) No.34519>>34522

>>34508

*uses her then dumps her on a street corner*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34520

File (hide): e36a01c5f96276b⋯.jpg (70.65 KB, 940x700, 47:35, scully2.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34521>>34526 >>34528

File (hide): d8667148bc1640f⋯.gif (1.49 MB, 640x831, 640:831, 1379551986624.gif) (h) (u)

>>34518

Here it is.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34522>>34524

File (hide): 33fcbc7f31ebadc⋯.png (976.98 KB, 543x749, 543:749, 67556756.png) (h) (u)

>>34519

scully is not like that

bully


e8e8c7 (707) No.34523

>>34518

>yeah lad he was talking about a basset hound vid

Oh right. Dumb me smh. TBBK is probably at his vigil too


e8e8c7 (707) No.34524

File (hide): 906cc32ff154e42⋯.jpg (35.27 KB, 720x479, 720:479, back-statham.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34522

I tend to make girls act differently


e8e8c7 (707) No.34525

>chat with all kinds of bullies because the stream was public


e8e8c7 (707) No.34526

File (hide): 354ae707008dc8f⋯.png (429.16 KB, 579x441, 193:147, 354ae707008dc8f55244e6abed….png) (h) (u)

>>34521

oh holy shit. that's quite something. I feel like I saw seen this years ago on /b/.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34527>>34529

File (hide): dfc20042b8398b7⋯.png (11.25 KB, 968x130, 484:65, Based subtle GCHQ.png) (h) (u)

Anyone else getting real spy vibes from the James Braine lad in the chat? Keeps talking about the alt-right and Dickie Spencer?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34528>>34529 >>34533 >>34537


e8e8c7 (707) No.34529

File (hide): da3214d25af4c5e⋯.png (134.27 KB, 365x300, 73:60, local aliens.png) (h) (u)

>>34527

Definitely on the Nick Lowles payroll tbh.

>>34528

For what purpose.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34530

File (hide): fd1ad0c5cfe7f23⋯.png (191.04 KB, 643x359, 643:359, 7930e3647645f79877e0437ba1….png) (h) (u)

>displaced new people in the chat


e8e8c7 (707) No.34531>>34534

File (hide): 4f3976a340c9f1d⋯.png (360.08 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, question mark.png) (h) (u)

>if we bomb ISIS they'll bomb us


e8e8c7 (707) No.34532

>>34514

Lad… Have fun.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34533

File (hide): b2ee38dd37619b0⋯.jpg (24.51 KB, 288x467, 288:467, what.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34534>>34535

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>34531

Killing your enemy only creates new enemies, lass


e8e8c7 (707) No.34535>>34539

File (hide): 163e9392f4db25e⋯.jpg (225.82 KB, 600x675, 8:9, stares3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34534

So we it's impossible lad. If you defeat your enemies they win.

We'd better give the jihadists a global caliphate right now and get it over with tbh.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34536>>34538 >>34540

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

mood tbh

so glad Statham is with us, missed you lad

>>34263

>>tfw portrayed as a ginger

alright noted lad not doing that again

>>34300

wew lad (brilliant)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34537>>34540

>>34528

why.jpg


e8e8c7 (707) No.34538>>34542

>>34536

>alright noted lad not doing that again

nah i meant it in a cheeky way, i liked it tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34539>>34543

File (hide): 63b170899415047⋯.jpg (412.48 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, islam is good.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34535

The only winning move is to convert to islam and embrace Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34540>>34542 >>34544

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>34536

Evening, lass. We're watching Nige. Talking about Drumpf and bombing the ME.

>>34537

The free market, lass.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34541

Yeah, we really need to train new terrorists.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34542>>34551

>>34538

alright lad (wasn't sure what hair Britannia has, I remember it being brown but I saw her with blond hair on some pictures so I picked something in-between).

>>34540

I'm listening to him on radio


e8e8c7 (707) No.34543

>>34539

>tfw soon every male in the world will be named Muhammed


e8e8c7 (707) No.34544

>>34540

>The free market, lass.

based jews making this all possible


e8e8c7 (707) No.34545>>34546 >>34549

Hi lads wtf is going on in the chat?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34546>>34548

>>34545

The video was made public so a lot of new people.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34547

File (hide): 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, 9354eed40508364b2ab540a354….jpg) (h) (u)

The waves of migrants don't look like invaders though

Post last edited at

e8e8c7 (707) No.34548

>>34546

Makes sense, I saw a lot of weird people


e8e8c7 (707) No.34549>>34552

>>34545

Hi lad, you made me curious, I'll tune on youtube (even if it ends in 5mins)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34550

wew that voice


e8e8c7 (707) No.34551

>>34542

> I remember it being brown but I saw her with blond hair on some pictures so I picked something in-between

Clever lass


e8e8c7 (707) No.34552>>34553

>>34549

I just closed the chat on seeing it tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34553

>>34552

yeah I have radio anyway


e8e8c7 (707) No.34554>>34556 >>34558

>tfw chat isn't a /newbrit/ colony anymore


e8e8c7 (707) No.34555>>34559 >>34560 >>34561

how did the pic of /leftypol/ BO come out tbh?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34556>>34560 >>34561

>>34554

Yeah. Couldn't watch or follow it anymore after 30 mins tbh. That one spy kept at it for the full hour smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34557>>34562 >>34563 >>34565

File (hide): c9319ccca88c41f⋯.png (8 KB, 277x241, 277:241, worry.png) (h) (u)

>there is more than one lass on this board


e8e8c7 (707) No.34558>>34561

>>34554

We'll recolonise it tbh. By spamming nonsensical shitposts tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34559

>>34555

The hack I'm sure. Using their real email or something


e8e8c7 (707) No.34560>>34563

>>34556

Was that the James Brain fellow?

>>34555

/leftypol/ are retards


e8e8c7 (707) No.34561

>>34555

post

>>34556

smh bloody bastard

>>34558

yeah lad one day


e8e8c7 (707) No.34562

>>34557

there are no lasses on this board


e8e8c7 (707) No.34563>>34565

File (hide): 9a517a010d74641⋯.png (34.63 KB, 193x200, 193:200, 13976522.png) (h) (u)

>>34557

>>34560

>Was that the James Brain fellow?

Yeah


e8e8c7 (707) No.34564

File (hide): 52f7ab3af85a65a⋯.png (769.13 KB, 737x775, 737:775, 5475175424572.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): b3f475913b41990⋯.png (767.22 KB, 851x847, 851:847, 7447567564475.png) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34565>>34566 >>34567

>>34557

>(1)

>>34563

What was his deal? Didn't see him I think


e8e8c7 (707) No.34566>>34570

>>34565

>herts is such an incompetent mod he can't track vpns

wew

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

e8e8c7 (707) No.34567>>34571

File (hide): 05a3359dd8fb9ed⋯.jpg (87.71 KB, 900x720, 5:4, fellowkids[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>34565

>What was his deal? Didn't see him I think

pic related. Talking about /pol/, the Alt-Right, Dickie spencer and "white" nationalism. Kept asking me to say the 14 words.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34568

File (hide): 670184b151fab8b⋯.png (800.41 KB, 1350x924, 225:154, 857654.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 06a0ada880711c7⋯.png (971.8 KB, 1037x928, 1037:928, 87876786456.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): c6fed52865fcfc7⋯.png (1008.77 KB, 1487x1080, 1487:1080, 359783524987.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): a22b077fbdc0686⋯.png (847.62 KB, 732x746, 366:373, 545435433245.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): eeecc8265490879⋯.jpg (918.23 KB, 3111x2086, 3111:2086, 1470297555049.jpg) (h) (u)

time for beddy byes

i wish i had pyjamas

ill ask mummy to get me some

id like white pyjamas but with a checker pattern on them with two different shades of blue criss crossing


e8e8c7 (707) No.34569>>34571 >>34572

>>34517

Friends want me to go with, could be worth it tbh…. not with the girl I like tho, she's not coming


e8e8c7 (707) No.34570>>34573

File (hide): 05d87d4a4c426d5⋯.jpg (78.58 KB, 444x146, 222:73, 1427086105556.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34566

tbh it's time to start banning people with no post history to discourage VPNs tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34571>>34575

>>34567

Defo a spy tbh. Or maybe a retarded burger but still a dafty by any measure. Well spotted tbh

>>34569

>clubbing

Don't do it, if you've watched the inbetweeners you know what to expect. Also Are Joe did a (sadly deleted) video on how clubs degenerate our youth tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34572>>34574 >>34575

File (hide): 38a5b46247bcb76⋯.png (169.33 KB, 640x513, 640:513, 1490630868369.png) (h) (u)

>>34569

Maybe you'll find a new girl you like


e8e8c7 (707) No.34573>>34576 >>34580

>>34570

Already beat you to it


e8e8c7 (707) No.34574>>34576 >>34583

>>34572

this tbh

My crush's friend has caught my eye recently


e8e8c7 (707) No.34575>>34577 >>34582

>>34572

*varg voice*

lets find out

>>34571

I've been clubbing before, it was ok. Ah well atleast I have a reason to dress up


e8e8c7 (707) No.34576>>34582

File (hide): 3729759891eb754⋯.png (101.86 KB, 785x757, 785:757, 1478430487728.png) (h) (u)

>>34573

That was a joke, lad. What did you do?

>>34574

>My crush's friend has caught my eye recently

wew. Herts going Mormon?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34577>>34579

>>34575

>*varg voice*

>lets find out

Top kek

now tell me what's different about my drawings


e8e8c7 (707) No.34578>>34581

>still no gf


e8e8c7 (707) No.34579>>34581

>>34577

lad they look like somethind you'd find on a crime tv show that reveals more about a subject or a perp, like some kind of personality profile


e8e8c7 (707) No.34580>>34582

>>34573

lad no


e8e8c7 (707) No.34581>>34584 >>34585

>>34579

reveals about me or the characters I draw?

>>34578

>(1)

*cocks banhammer*

make yourself known, lass


e8e8c7 (707) No.34582>>34584 >>34588 >>34589

>>34575

Do it if you want. I'd never do it myself, if you want to meet a girl there's better ways to do it. I suppose a night out with your mates is an alright reason but idk.

>>34576

Banned him

>Herts going Mormon?

Mormons may be heretics and a cult but they're quintessentially English in a way and will survive the end times tbh.

>>34580

You should've stopped me.

What is done cannot be undone.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34583>>34590

File (hide): 958d70d33f41209⋯.gif (558.79 KB, 919x750, 919:750, 9368de27-f988-4869-a052-cb….gif) (h) (u)

>>34574

lad? how many women do you need? will be a funny situation for them both


e8e8c7 (707) No.34584>>34589 >>34590 >>34596

>>34581

bit of both tbh lad

>>34582

tbh it's mostly gonna be a night out with mates


e8e8c7 (707) No.34585>>34587 >>34589 >>34592

>>34581

I shouldn't be pressured into going trip lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34586>>34590 >>34591

File (hide): 1af18605aaaa0b1⋯.jpg (743.33 KB, 1300x1857, 1300:1857, hoe-glass_bottle-highres.jpg) (h) (u)

HOEGAARDEN TBH LADS


e8e8c7 (707) No.34587

>>34585

you're alright lad *plays good cop*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34588

>>34582

just unban him he wasn't making trouble yet


e8e8c7 (707) No.34589>>34594 >>34597 >>34605

>>34582

>Banned him

But why, lad?

I use a VPN too

>>34584

>bit of both tbh lad

I hope it only says good things tbh

>>34585

True, lass. Sorry, it's just a memi. Just a bit intimidated by Herts. Hope he unbans that lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34590>>34596 >>34598 >>34605

>>34583

I would probably not date them both at once but Larkin did it and he was based tbh.

But no I just like her personality more. She's cute as well.

>>34584

Yeah that's alright I guess

>>34586

Is this some sort of bastardised Afrikaans?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34591>>34596

File (hide): 8d98da3bef1637e⋯.jpg (339.15 KB, 870x630, 29:21, apprehensive2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34586

That doesn't sound British tbh.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34592>>34593 >>34594

>>34585

/thread


e8e8c7 (707) No.34593

>>34592

Don't downvote the thread, lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34594>>34595 >>34598 >>34601

>>34589

He was a /brit/ spy, I'm sure of it.

>>34592

>(1)s coming out of the woodwork

Lads?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34595>>34599

>>34594

reeeee lad we're supposed to be the good guys. If you ban them we become like them


e8e8c7 (707) No.34596>>34599 >>34605

>>34584

Do it lad, enjoy yourself.

>>34590

Its belgian so kind of

>>34591

Its an EU product, smh dont deny them your support in these trying times.

ran out of ale, my cask isnt coming till Wednesday smh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34597>>34600

>>34589

>Just a bit intimidated by Herts.

You're a bigger boy then him lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34598>>34603

>>34590

>But no I just like her personality more. She's cute as well.

Whatever you think feels right. Don't lose both out of sight though.

>>34594

>He was a /brit/ spy, I'm sure of it.

Innocent before proven guilty lad. We're not under thread of sinking right now again.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34599>>34600 >>34602 >>34605

File (hide): ca3d2469a917fec⋯.jpg (90.73 KB, 666x993, 222:331, non country.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34595

I didn't ban them last night lad. Look how that turned out.

>>34596

>Belgian

wew


e8e8c7 (707) No.34600>>34606

>>34597

Yeah, but the banhammer is an equaliser

>>34599

>I didn't ban them last night lad. Look how that turned out.

THIS IS THE EXCUSE A TYRANT WOULD USE. LAST NIGHT WAS A FALSE FLAG BY HERTS. NOW I AM SURE OF IT


e8e8c7 (707) No.34601>>34604 >>34606

>>34594

Chasing shadows lad. Either way, look at the increase in active user range. Lurkers coming out of the woodwork. Shouldn't stifle the expression of free speech tbh but what do I know I'm not a genocidal, tyrannical, fascistic mod :/


e8e8c7 (707) No.34602>>34606

>>34599

>implying last night happened because people weren't banned

>implying it wouldn't have happened anyway

Tbh lad even SA isn't THIS bad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34603>>34607

>>34598

>Don't lose both out of sight though.

I'll be friendly with both tbh

>Innocent before proven guilty lad.

He didn't appeal so I think I was right.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34604>>34608

File (hide): 34c6cd60818b97e⋯.gif (1.51 MB, 425x481, 425:481, 16b.gif) (h) (u)

>>34601

>Chasing shadows lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34605>>34609 >>34613

>>34596

>>34590

Yeah lads I'll have a good time and I'll do a write up of how it goes when I get back or wake up

>>34589

Nothing but good things lad

>>34599

tbh that word looks flemish to me, which is essentially weird Dutch.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34606>>34611 >>34612

>>34600

>LAST NIGHT WAS A FALSE FLAG BY HERTS

Oh dear, my schemes have been unmasked.

>>34601

I'm naturally distrustful of (1)s tbh, especially ones that sage the thread.

>>34602

lad I did actually take responsibility

but had I banned them on sight it wouldn't have happened


e8e8c7 (707) No.34607>>34613

>>34603

>I'll be friendly with both tbh

Good.

>He didn't appeal so I think I was right.

Whatever. I'd unban tho.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34608

File (hide): 61eb78ee13e8ae0⋯.jpg (10.65 KB, 224x423, 224:423, WHO ARE YOU.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34609>>34610 >>34615

>>34605

Hope you have fun lad. Be apprehensive about taking any neurotoxic pills tho tbh unless you're into that


e8e8c7 (707) No.34610>>34619

>>34609

BASED advice right there.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34611>>34613

>>34606

>but had I banned them on sight it wouldn't have happened

Shrop makes the point that that doesn't stop them from lurking.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34612>>34614 >>34617

>>34606

the discord is different from the thread lad, this board isn't a secret


e8e8c7 (707) No.34613>>34616 >>34617

>>34605

Have a nice time lad

>>34607

>I'd unban tho.

I can't anyway, cuckmonkey still hasn't fixed the site

>>34611

Honestly I've forgotten what we're even arguing about.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34614>>34618

>>34612

I know but doesn't banning stop raiding?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34615>>34621 >>34626

File (hide): 05e9150cc75dc19⋯.mp4 (10.1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, esotericc jahanism.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>34609

>not taking the sylph pill


e8e8c7 (707) No.34616>>34617

>>34613

>I can't anyway, cuckmonkey still hasn't fixed the site

Okay, let's be really careful about bans


e8e8c7 (707) No.34617>>34622

>>34612

It was also my fault anyway

>>34613

oh. but Pembs unbanned Statham yesterday.

>>34616

tbh this *gets permabanned accidentally*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34618>>34622

>>34614

are we being raided tho?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34619>>34623 >>34632

File (hide): e1ef34dcdda85c2⋯.jpg (35.28 KB, 620x413, 620:413, 1464907065171.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34610

heh, what can I say? I know a thing or two about clubbing tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34620>>34625

File (hide): ead0fcdf0163521⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.29 KB, 500x714, 250:357, Imperium 62.jpg) (h) (u)

>feels like ages since an Imperium post

tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34621

>>34615

>ywn be a Logicio with a sylph farm


e8e8c7 (707) No.34622>>34627

>>34617

>but Pembs unbanned Statham yesterday.

Oh that's right you can do it by accessing post history too.

Alright I do it now, if it's a spy they'll have buggered off by now anyway.

>>34618

Seemed like we were.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34623>>34628 >>34632

>>34619

>know a thing or two about CLUBBING

REEEEEEE NORMIES OUT


e8e8c7 (707) No.34624>>34627

File (hide): 8fb961ffd3ebfc2⋯.png (102.72 KB, 209x241, 209:241, imperium.png) (h) (u)

imperiym


e8e8c7 (707) No.34625

>>34620

she looks like she has a benis or used a pussy pump lad. Smh.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34626

>>34615

Lad if you can find me a source anywhere outside of Woking that will deal me sylph pills at a good price im down


e8e8c7 (707) No.34627>>34629 >>34630

>>34622

>Alright I do it now, if it's a spy they'll have buggered off by now anyway.

THANK YOU LAD YOU'RE THE BEST

And yes if it was a spy ban us both tbh I deserve it

>>34624

>saving thumbnail

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH LAD WHY


e8e8c7 (707) No.34628>>34636

>>34623

Weren't you partial to the club back in your day me lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34629

File (hide): 390cc1976f9d01d⋯.jpg (8.02 KB, 223x144, 223:144, download (17).jpg) (h) (u)

>>34627

tbh I save thumbnails to cut down on data.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34630>>34650

>>34627

based invader zim


e8e8c7 (707) No.34631>>34633

>clubbing

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


e8e8c7 (707) No.34632>>34641

File (hide): bbc5cf992f27edf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.01 KB, 234x274, 117:137, seal face.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34623

>>34619

STOP CLUBBING


e8e8c7 (707) No.34633>>34642

>>34631

You're back from the shadow zone lad. How does it feel?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34634>>34639

File (hide): 83ad9bba2dfdca3⋯.jpg (188.76 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, pepein3d.jpg) (h) (u)

When did this thread turn into Normalfags 2: The Clubbening?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34635>>34644

File (hide): 380390456c64059⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.46 MB, 640x800, 4:5, perfect 10.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

imperium tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34636>>34641 >>34649

File (hide): a529b84b2415ae2⋯.jpg (28.06 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault (1).jpg) (h) (u)

>>34628

Free parties and raves lad, I avoided clubs. Give me a field, a generator and some bins and Im happy.

>tfw Im in this photo


e8e8c7 (707) No.34637

*clubs you on the back of the head*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34638>>34640

File (hide): ebe4c1fc814562e⋯.png (184.62 KB, 653x534, 653:534, 1466812317623.png) (h) (u)

>mfw I looked it up and it's shadow realm not shadow zone


e8e8c7 (707) No.34639>>34646

>>34634

>has a girlfriend


e8e8c7 (707) No.34640>>34649

>>34638

I bet you didn't even watch YuGiOh properly.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34641

>>34632

see

>>34636

AHHHHH STOP CALLING ME A NORMIE


e8e8c7 (707) No.34642>>34648 >>34649

>>34633

I was born in the shadow zone


e8e8c7 (707) No.34643>>34645 >>34651

File (hide): 67f5d51e7c6e7f9⋯.jpg (965.25 KB, 1667x1096, 1667:1096, sealhunt-1366890[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>clubbing seals

HOW BARBARIC


e8e8c7 (707) No.34644

File (hide): 7825f3a361cf713⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 124.49 KB, 768x973, 768:973, Imperium 78.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34635

Good lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34645>>34647

>>34643

>varg probably eats seals as a based norwegian


e8e8c7 (707) No.34646>>34653

File (hide): a6762efee121676⋯.gif (3.08 MB, 424x374, 212:187, smoking.gif) (h) (u)

>>34639

>don't have a gf but kinda don't want one even though I sort of want one but I could get one if I wanted but idk if I want to and basically it's complicated


e8e8c7 (707) No.34647

>>34645

He's in France though. Deep in France


e8e8c7 (707) No.34648

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>34642

Better than being born in the danger zone.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34649>>34656

File (hide): 4faa2243f6f6061⋯.png (848.17 KB, 864x497, 864:497, this 1.PNG) (h) (u)

>>34636

Like a true druid. I'm impressed. Also placing my bet tbh

>>34640

You got me tbh

>>34642

>tfw when Chinese


e8e8c7 (707) No.34650>>34660

>>34630

Have you heard they're making a movie? That pic is how I felt tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34651>>34652

File (hide): 32010cc2ea097a4⋯.jpg (429.9 KB, 500x698, 250:349, clubseal_500.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34652>>34658

>>34651

>I finally get this pic


e8e8c7 (707) No.34653>>34655

>>34646

Lad that's not a good look tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34654>>34662

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKmB0DNLb-g

why would he leave her

it makes me sad she seems so nice

such a fucking waste

imagine to spend so much time with someone and even to have sex with them and then BOOM all gone


e8e8c7 (707) No.34655>>34659 >>34662

>>34653

I know so I'm going to stop faffing around when I get back to school tbh

Doesn't change my feelings inside though


e8e8c7 (707) No.34656>>34662

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>34649

One to the right lad, behind Bean-anons head. Kek.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34657>>34661 >>34662 >>34665

ahhhh lads I'm not making thread


e8e8c7 (707) No.34658

>>34652

*claps*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34659>>34665

>>34655

Where are you in a few years, lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34660

>>34650

waaaht that's sick


e8e8c7 (707) No.34661

>>34657

smh guess we're getting another no links Herts thread *guilt trips you into making thread*


e8e8c7 (707) No.34662>>34663 >>34665 >>34668 >>34669

>>34654

Gotta admire the lads dedication to the fatherland. I hope Sweden doesn't end up collapsing for his sake.

>>34655

>feelings

>>34656

CLOSE. How much did I lose?

>>34657

Me neither tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34663

>>34662

No wait. It's motherland isn't it. WHOOPS


e8e8c7 (707) No.34664>>34666 >>34667 >>34670

I can make the thread if you'd like lossies


e8e8c7 (707) No.34665>>34670 >>34675 >>34677 >>34678

>>34657

I'll make it if I have to but I'm busy looking stuff up right now

>>34659

No idea tbh, but hopefully in a good place.

>>34662

Yeah I know


e8e8c7 (707) No.34666

>>34664

Cheers lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34667

>>34664

That'd be nice tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34668>>34677

>>34662

>what did you lose

Only a small measure of my respect. and a pint after the nukes hit.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34669>>34677

>>34662

but why admire that?

choosing politics over family?

this is not glorious this is anti-family and everything wrong with the world


e8e8c7 (707) No.34670>>34672 >>34675

>>34664

Good lad

>>34665

>No idea tbh, but hopefully in a good place.

Think about it, lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34671>>34673 >>34674

>name does'nt fit in the title box

how do you make threads lads?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34672

>>34670

I don't even know if I'm going to uni or not lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34673

>>34671

The subject field lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34674

>>34671

wew lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34675

>>34665

This tbh lad.

>>34670

Theres a great deal Id do differently if I could go back to college tbh. this old cunt will be quiet now, lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34676>>34682 >>34688

File (hide): 16588c49a76f3b1⋯.webm (7.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Winter Forest and Hobbit ….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


e8e8c7 (707) No.34677>>34681 >>34684

>>34665

I wouldn't get so comfy either mind you. Pretty easy to let girls slip through your hands once you start caring too much.

>>34668

But lad that's the last pint… Fair enough though though lad. I wonder where you raid to get the kegs of hobgoblin?

>>34669

You might be right tbh lad. It's easy to focus too hard on this "big struggle". Too many lads forget they're still living in the "real world". Would you choose a woman over Britain though lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34678>>34679 >>34684

>>34665

>No idea tbh, but hopefully in a good place.

I have no idea where I'm going to end either. It's killing me. I just want to take a break from all of this and do nothing. Like now (but I'm still doing things ofc).


e8e8c7 (707) No.34679>>34689

>>34678

Have you ever considered deciding? Not saying you do it but a lot of people I talk to worry about what uni they're going to and end up deciding at last minute. Terrible way to make a decision tbh


e8e8c7 (707) No.34680>>34687

File (hide): ca4bb11aefeac09⋯.png (92.57 KB, 536x402, 4:3, 1491786512572.png) (h) (u)

notGCHQ

are you here lad?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34681>>34692

>>34677

I absolutely do not have a list of local breweries and food factories that Id hit in the event of catastrophe. I definitely dont have a vibrating lockpick kit and pneumatic bolt croppers powered by a compressor. I am not looking to buy oxyacetalene cutting equipment soon. I hope you dont either lad.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34682>>34685 >>34688 >>34697

File (hide): 4842ce0b0535773⋯.jpg (90.53 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1468457375029.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34676

Stop hurting the trees.

>tfw finding pepes I don't remember saving


e8e8c7 (707) No.34684>>34692

>>34677

>Pretty easy to let girls slip through your hands once you start caring too much.

True, don't want to get too emotionally invested. I'm always watching out for it though.

>>34678

I feel the same way sometimes. The thing to do is to focus on the end of all the hard work so you have something to look forward to. I don't know much about your situation though so I can't be more specific.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34685

File (hide): 8775c0010966cb9⋯.jpg (12.77 KB, 183x275, 183:275, index.jpg) (h) (u)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34686

>>34683

>barely any links because I no longer read the news


e8e8c7 (707) No.34687>>34696

>>34680

eats chocolates

it's a lurking day tbh, was hoping for some drama but didn't feel like shit stirring


e8e8c7 (707) No.34688

File (hide): 754e05999f20db3⋯.jpg (14.58 KB, 292x300, 73:75, Druid-Tree.jpg) (h) (u)

>>34682

>>34676

>hurting trees

REEEEEEEEEEEEE


e8e8c7 (707) No.34689>>34692

>>34679

What should I decide? Or does that mean something else?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34692>>34695

>>34681

Now that you've mentioned it I definitely won't do the same. I can't believe it never occurred to me before but those are definitely some of the first places you gotta hit when the collapse comes. should get a van myself smh.

>>34684

Good lad.

>>34689

>where you're going to end

Talking about unis right?


e8e8c7 (707) No.34695

>>34692

>should get a van

Bingo.


e8e8c7 (707) No.34696

>>34687

oh kek hey lad


e8e8c7 (707) No.34697

>>34682

>Stop hurting the trees.

>It's only okay when we do it


e8e8c7 (707) No.34699>>34702

NEW THREAD TBH

>>34683 (OP) (You)

>>34683 (OP) (You)

>>34683 (OP) (You)

>>34683 (OP) (You)

>>34683 (OP) (You)


e8e8c7 (707) No.34702

>>34699

good lad




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