/monster/ -You are reborn in a cyberpunk future, like shadowrun but less dystopia n, so magic and robutts. Mara has given you the chance to pick a class and background. What Would You Do? Here's mine: >Be wizard>Mad Alchemist dosh>Summon an imp by the time

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Violated Hero 05/31/18 (Thu) 16:32:19 504f72 No.357194

You are reborn in a cyberpunk future, like shadowrun but less dystopia n, so magic and robutts. Mara has given you the chance to pick a class and background. What Would You Do?

Here's mine:

>Be wizard

>Mad Alchemist dosh

>Summon an imp by the time I was a shota

>she rapes me unconcious

>sometimes with other imps she calls in

>years go by until I finally think of something

>have to wear a chastity belt to get anything done

>she learned to pick locks

>I'm locked in the bathroom

send help

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Violated Hero 03/15/19 (Fri) 14:16:36 170dab No.389843

>>357194

Geez you picked that that's hardly cyberpunk.

>be detective

>partner is a cyborg lizardgirl

>bust drug lord

>smoke futuristic cigarettes

>have embarrassed lizardgirl sex

Also there needs to be more futuristic isekais

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Violated Hero 03/15/19 (Fri) 14:40:24 d9578e No.389850

>gun's and hack build

>decide to fuck off from society

>get a fuckhueg boat

>make a self sustaining sea village

>make myself a robot wife

>eventually trade excess stuff away for parts and stuff I can't get myself

>wonder what would happen if I plugged every electronic in a main computer and plugged wife to computer

>wife is now sea village

>>357194

>>she learned to pick locks

>>I'm locked in the bathroom

RIP.

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Violated Hero 03/15/19 (Fri) 14:45:25 170dab No.389851

>make robots for a living

>have a gargoyle gf

>robots and gargoyle don't get along

>gargoyle always awake because of smog

>chaos

Does anyone have any good cyberpunk music

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Violated Hero 03/16/19 (Sat) 04:02:10 89529e No.389966

> be a Decker

> Swapping data for magicians everywhere so their rituals backfire

> Teach them to think they are so superior cause they have flashy hand

> Most of them are summoning rituals

> The protection provided was not enough

> A spike in the amount of relation ships in the area

> Another Decker sells me out and pin the data changes on me

> Expected to burnt to a crisp

> Instead I am thanked for the upturn in relationships

This was not supposed to happen, I wanted them to suffer. Now they all have families and I am alone except for the AI that helped me get into the data vaults, cept now she is looking at me funny.

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Violated Hero 03/16/19 (Sat) 06:29:14 11e327 No.389985

>>357194

This world needs a /monster/ equivalent to a Blade Runner

>Private Detective, work with the local PD

>Partner is a Cupid

>Our job is to hunt down robots

>not the literal kind, the /r9k/ kind

>a lot of them get so lost in their autism that even in this world they’re still NEET virgins

>It’s unfortunate (and frustrating for the local monster population)

>Proactive dating takes care of most of them, we only get called in for the toughest cases

>when word of one turns up, we pull a two-part job

>I track down the poor sap, figure out where he lives, shops, etc.

>once the target’s located, my partner snipes him with the lead arrows

>If he tries to make a break for it or gets violent, or if there isn’t a clear shot, I always have my revolver ready as plan B with a cylinder full of demon silver bullets. Once he’s on the ground my partner can stick him without issue

>after that, our job is basically done. The arrow makes even the toughest, most Jaded NEET desire companionship, and venture into the outside world.

>So we go back to the PD, collect our reward, I go home and give my Cupid partner/wife a celebratory dickingbreak out the victory whiskey.

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Violated Hero 03/16/19 (Sat) 12:31:20 fdc4d3 No.389997

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Well, if Mara is sponsoring me… I'd be a rigger. The best driver in the world. Ain't a car, boat, chopper or rocket I can't ride. And tons upon tons of drones. And spider tanks. You can't have cyberpunk without spider tanks. I'd fix a nice place for me and my waifu to live. Maybe a large, outfitted van, with kitchen, bathroom, bed and workshop. Now, speaking as someone who plays Shadowrun fairly often, it would be best if the waifu was a decker and could protect my shit from evil hackers. But, eh, I'll take it in stride. We'd take some odd jobs, visit diners all over the world, sleep in the van. Watch the rain through the glass, cuddling in bed, just us and the ambient noise.

Oh man, I wouldn't mind isekai-ing to a MGE cyberpunk world with all the cool tech. If I could be reborn as the son of a gremlin, with my mothers brain and a reaction time like no other.. I just want to be a good rigger. Or maybe the waifu would be a Gremlin herself… Hmm, difficult decisions. Well, it would have to happen first, and then we'll see who the lucky girl is.

Oh yeah, and I'd make Metal Gear real. Because why the fuck would I not want to be piloting a Metal Gear?

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Violated Hero 03/19/19 (Tue) 03:44:56 776c2b No.390404

>Decker for local branch of Lone Star

>Carry small pocket pistol and have armored clothes

>Cyber dueled with a techno shaman kikimora

>Won

>Now living with Kiki who performs weird computer rituals and keeps the house spotless

>Regularly participate in runs against degenerate criminals and scum

>Happy, content, and living a worth while life

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