75d0c9 No.22980
Is this shit supposed to be funny? Because this is absolute shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=bEQlczn1ABA
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5e7391 No.22981
>oh look, another episode of Sam dropping the ball on being funny and he desperately tries to cover it up with a bunch of graphical effects
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cfde5e No.22982
Can't wait til Sam is actually homeless and all his esheckels and buttoins dry up. I give it 2 years tops.
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6c1431 No.22987
>>22982
He can handle life on the streets for sure. An mde insider told me that after the world peace cancellation Sambo went into a downward spiral and used to sexually service men of color in return for crack rocks and pocket change. Legend has it that stories about. "Sammy Sweet Lips" are still frequently discussed in bars across Compton. He won't just make it on the streets honey, give him a few years and he'll be running them.
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e85a18 No.22989
Why are you guys so ungrateful
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6c1431 No.22990
>>22987
Holy shit! I'd heard the hushed whispers and quite murmuring about Sweet Lip Sammy the 6'5 aggressive white man with a mouth like velvet during my time on skid row but I just assumed it was another urban legend…Can't believe it was the Sam Hyde all this time!
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bbbd35 No.22991
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b02217 No.22993
>>22980
He unironically comes off like Nobody's caricature of him in vertical vids. Why is /tv/ so based?
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93bfa4 No.22995
>>22987
Sam lives in Rhode island not Compton dumbass.
Also World Peace was shot in Atlanta.
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5143ae No.22997
The “grr im mad about technology” thing is really stale now
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7a6859 No.22998
>>22997
It's been pretty well established that Sam ran out of jokes years ago. From here on out it's gonna be the same shit over and over with different graphic effects applied by whoever he's currently scamming to edit his videos. What's sad is that it'll probably still take a while for his idiot twitter to catch on that Sam is a broken record these days.
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6bcf19 No.22999
>>22998
His idiot Twitter fanbase will never catch on. You're way too optimistic. Just look at someone like PewDiePie, the most successful content creator on the internet, and he has never once been funny. Sam has admitted that the only thing he cares about now is money, he doesn't want to be funny, and he despises the people who liked him when he was funny. It's all about the e-fame and the cash. And the best way to make cash on the internet these days is to sell an experience. To sell yourself. The paywall content is there to make the viewers feel special, like they're part of the MDE Kool kids club.
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23375a No.23000
sam's big roid head makes him look like a simian dr. honeydew. the roids made him unfunny.
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c2f24f No.23016
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86c7d1 No.23017
Wow! It only took Sam a year and a half to put out a preview for KSTV2 I'm so impressed. I hear he works rly hard everyday but I think that mostly means jacking off to porn, being a slob, eating fast food and trying to get as many stds possible.
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75d0c9 No.23024
>>22989
Not ungrateful, this is literally shit. He should just drop MDE and fuck off because he has lost his sense of humor. Theatre of the Air wasn't good at all, HWD was alright but only because Sam decided to fuck with socialists. Also the editing is fucking trash, can't see anything, too much shit on the screen, and is trying to make things Sam say funny when its fucking retarded.
I love old MDE and it will never make a return which disappoints me. I still keep up on all this shit because want MDE to be good again, and I know it never will be. Again I'm not ungrateful, just disappointed.
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f04dc6 No.23041
>>22989
A big part of the reason
is that sam has always had a really standoffish and cold attitude towards his fanbase. have you ever had a conversation with the guy? its a night and day difference when you think about the stuff hes said about wanting to make an umbrella, never wanting to push away paying fans etc. when he talks to you one on one, you can literally feel the condescension reeking through the screen like a fart. he stries to cover it up, but occasionally slips and reveals that really does visciously hate every single mde fan, even the ones who have given him hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars. that's why, because being a smart creative person, sam attracted a bunch of assholes but some of them were smart creative people, and those are the ones who have turned against him after realizing that the artist they like has this fucking wierd animus towards them for no reason
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86c7d1 No.23042
>>23041
Sam is an unique in a way also that he crowdsouces(gets free good art, writing, editing, ideas and music) from his fans to make the shit he pay walls. So when he shits on his fans, a lot of who help him and have for years it's extra scummy and kikish.
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23375a No.23046
>>23041
you just don't get it dude, he's really fuckin cool
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39ce9a No.23052
>>23046
little is it known that the gladiators only fought to the death with wild exotic beasts between their gaming sessions and starbucks/mcdonald’s runs.
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86c7d1 No.23056
>>23046
Lmao look at this pompous ass prick. Sam your dick doesn't even work and I guarantee with all the diaper shit, cucking and weird ass play ur into that it isn't satisfying any woman. Also lmao you got style bruh? If that was the case then why the fuck do you dress like a hobo besides the fact that your too fucking fat to wear anything other than sweats/5xl t-shirts from goodwill and have to pay kids almost half your age like Zach and Bic to hang out with u and give your work the style that you are incapable of having on your own.
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9b6f27 No.23060
>>23056
>taking this seriously
It's tongue in cheek, I really don't understand how people as autistic as you exist
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86c7d1 No.23061
>>23060
Sam unironically thinks this way retard.
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9b6f27 No.23062
>>23061
>thinking he's actually bragging
Retard
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39ce9a No.23063
>>23060
>thinking sam is joking
no, he legitimately gets frustrated and upset when people criticize him online and thinks he’s that much better than all his fans (who desperately want to consider him one of their own). how can you read that comment about gladiator pheromones and think he’s joking. maybe he was more humble and self-hating before roids but he’s not kidding there.
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39ce9a No.23064
>>23063
and a lot of mde fans seem really cool but it’s the ones (usually younger) who act as if he’s some infalliable god that make him and everyone else cringe. he’s not some NEET like them. maybe he’ll act like it sometimes on purpose in his videos to seem relatable but he wants nothing more from those fans than their money
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80ec65 No.23069
>>23046
>sam is unironically angry someone else has a common name and is using it on social media
<BUT MUH BRAND!
What a fucking faggot, holy shit.
https://www.instagram.com/samhyde/
Guy looks like he has a good life too, guess Sam must be jealous of normal people with friends and families and healthy lives.
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80ec65 No.23070
>>23064
>it's okay if I hate my fans and treat them like shit if they're children
kys, sam
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6f282f No.23071
>>23046
Sam's "style" is talking like a white nigger and never maintaining his personal appearance
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8f52e3 No.23072
reminder that Sam literally rationalizes all of this by thinking he's some sort of saint that happens to be stuck floating in a sea of negativity (last part is literally his words, I don't remember the exact source tho)
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b7c3b5 No.23080
>>23062
It's not that he's bragging. He's just trying to say the guy that took a shit on him is inferior.
He is trying to humiliate him to come at the top, that's childish as fuck. At most high school tier type of answer. In the end he's just like the blue checkies he tries to own in the way that he can't take unwanted criticism.
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b7c3b5 No.23081
>>23072
What a sad life he must live. Mostly because it's delusion. Sam is negativity incarnate thinking that everyone might be plotting a way to end him, acting the way he thinks others do as defense.
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39ce9a No.23082
>>23072
pathological
>>23080
imagine being over 30 and still acting like a high school bully
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0ae52e No.23084
>>22980
I felt like it was entertaining
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d7cd81 No.23088
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39ce9a No.23089
>>23088
sam is a known fashionista.
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d2b09e No.23092
>>23089
Typical for a faggot.
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