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How I'd be Dictator
Economic freedom? Sure, start your business. I'll make the standard 'minimal' regulations, and of course the agency investigating for these 'crimes' will have come from the industry (because they're the only ones that have the relevant experience), and by sheer statistics, these bureaucrats will have likely come from the largest corporations in that industry. And because of these bureaucrats' network with the corporation they used to work for, they'll hear about any competitor. And of course it won't be coincidence that these competitors will be "No good," and "Have to be breaking regulations to keep their costs that low." Which means my regulatory bodies will make sure only a handful of megacorporations remain. Then I'll be able to claim the market doesn't work, tax the shit out of it, and appear like a hero!
And what would I do with this money? Why, of course…
Freedom of the Press? Sure! And unlike other dictators, I really wouldn't jail journalists. HOWEVER, I would basically copy Operation Mockingbird to a T and then only give press badges to come listen to my briefings to the ones who receive the most subsidies from me. Then as all the media in the country fucking worship me, you'll get gaslit into thinking your own opinions can't be right.
Freedom of speech? Sure! I'll just instantiate pay ISPs to give data on my citizens to my dataming agency, and they'll be used for governmental hiring and background reports..and only allow those who agree with me to get jobs in the civil service. You can still say what you want, just maybe the workers under my dime might not like you for it, and you might not ever get a post into a much more secure job working for me :^).
And with that, my power hold is compl–OH SHIT, THE MASSIVE BUREAUCRACY I MADE TO RUN MY CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS, OPERATION MOCKINGBIRD AND DATAMINING OPERATIONS RUNS THE ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY NOW, AND THEY JUST FRAMED ME FOR BEING A PEDO, FUCKFUCKFU–