No.347388
I bet he smells of nice aftershave and soap,
No.347394
fuck soon is halloween all this immigrants will bell at my door.
once a group of like i think 14 years old with street clothings and a ski-mask belled. I gave them some sweet. the moment i gave them some of thir friend lighted up a loud firework in backround.
No.347395
s-sorry for killing the thread
No.347396
>>347386
I do not
>>347388
More like a backpack really
No.347398
>>347396
What does a back pack smell like?
>>347397
kek
No.347400
>>347398
Probably a lewd backpack
Rude!
No.347401
God damn is olive garden expensive when you buying wine.
Pay day is best day in life though, like a mini christmas every 2 weeks.
No.347403
>>347400
Mhm probably very lewd indeed :D
No.347405
Sims and Bit are tooo cute >.<
>>347401
Hello Clown!
You didn't answer my last question! :3
No.347406
>>347405
I fell asleep and don't remember what it was. Ask it again and I'll answer.
No.347408
>>347406
I think it was You'd rather stab than be stabbed? Also LIKE BOYS!!
No.347410
>>347408
No,boys are GROSS!!
But I only want to stab the womens. I don't want anything being inserted in me.
No.347411
>>347410
Women are ICKY! Not boys….
You can stab boys without being stabbed
No.347412
>>347411
But women have more stabby holes, and I like variety. Plus I want kids one day, so boys are a no go.
No.347413
who just took galipoli as australia?
this guy did
No.347415
>>347412
T-true but their main hole is very icky!
And you can always adopt!
No.347416
>each unit does 330 soft attack
ahhhhhh
No.347417
>>347415
What their main hole is very nice, boy holes are icky.
I don't want to adopt, I want my child, child to have my dna so he can be great and beautiful like me.
No.347418
Australia now owns turkey
No.347419
>>347418
occupies*
Since you're still in a war.
No.347420
who is going to get civ here?
No.347421
>>347420
No once since civ is shit.
No.347422
>>347419
ill still own it i got the victory points ofr it
but i got the achievement so im ok with
No.347423
>>347420
Civ is a game I'll wait to get. It generally takes a few patches for them to fix it up. Just getting a few other games instead to hold me over.
No.347424
>>347417
It isn't! Boys are the best
So you want your child to look like a girl if it's a boy. I bet you'd get a beautiful girl tho
No.347425
>>347424
If I have a girl I'll be the most over protective father of all time. If its a male he can go do whatever and be a manwhore.
No.347426
Donors are a thing, Clown.
No.347427
>>347425
He'll look like a gril and every 40 year old will be over him :p Sorry but it's the truth
>>347426
Is that what you're gonna do? :3
No.347429
>>347426
Thats weird. I want to know and like the person I'm doing the do and replicating myself with. I all old fashion though. I aint hip with the kids.
>>347427
Thats my kids problem not mine. I just raising them for the first 18 years.
No.347430
>>347429
Well you should protect your children! Get a boyfriend now….
No.347431
>>347430
But i have a girlfriend and i believe in monogamy. So i cant
No.347432
>Tfw my mom offers to get me cat >.<
>>347431
Ooh you do? So when's the child coming? But you can get a "toy" together
No.347433
>>347427
Hmm maybe
>>347429
I find vaginas repulsive personally, but I find it funny how you're acting.
No.347434
>>347433
Or maybe you should adopt :p Because otherwise the child will be from one of the partners and so on and adopting is a nice thing
No.347436
Not sure if i should get us civ6 now or anytime later. Date dont sound realy convinced tho.
No.347439
>>347436
sure get it it looks good
No.347443
Date and me got civ 6 ^.^
No.347444
No.347447
>>347444
thread's rip
>>347443
how is it
No.347451
No.347452
>>347444
Nice trips swedecuck
No.347453
>>347447
Idk didnt played yet.
I got it for Date and me so we can play it together
No.347454
>>347451
time to revive
>>347453
oh, you've been talking about Akari's Date haven't you
thought you just meant a girlfriend or something.
No.347455
>>347452
it's a proxy bro, these computes is super limited on the Internets accessible pages.
>>347454
almost time for me to get in a van and go to another AA meeting.
No.347456
>>347455
have fun with that
No.347459
I'm really high and I keep spacing out while talking to Skandi and I feel bad about it.
No.347460
>>347459
better take some adderall
No.347461
>>347459
Don't worry, master! I'm watching stuff, so I don't need immediate responses!
No.347463
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>>347433
How am I acting? Would you describe it clown like?
>>347432
I'll have a child probably around 30. In reality it'll be more like when I turn 28 since I'd like for both me and future wife to have both finished college and started on our careers.
Sailor Jerry is my friend tonight.
No.347464
>>347463
is sailor jerry alcohol?
No.347465
>>347464
Yup alcohol that comes in a pretty nice big bottle.
Considered Kraken but meh I don't think its that good.
No.347466
>>347465
why's rum all gotta be sea themed
No.347467
>>347466
Because the sea is cool, rum is cool. Combine the two and boom pirates that are cool. Also it originated from the barbados island, which is also the name of a famous pirate. So it kind of all just fits together
No.347468
>>347467
fight the system
make some fire themed rum
No.347469
>>347468
Fire them is for whiskey though. You'd start confusing people my switching names up on them.
No.347471
>>347469
Red Rum Blood Rum
Habanero Magma Rum
Cool Mint Canadian Whiskey
No.347474
>>347472
too unimportant to notice
No.347475
>>347470
You haven't even pre-loaded it yet?
No.347476
>>347475
already did
apperantly the game is playable for me til like 11pm
No.347477
Now that I know I can make eyelets, there's nothing stopping me from making a great collar! I can even use the leftover leather to make a leash, 'cause master's against metal leashes for some reason.
No.347478
>>347474
Thankfully. Just needed a second pair of eyes to confirm it. It's not like it's going to be under extreme scrutiny since it'll just stay on my hdd
>>347473
Is this sexual harassment?
>>347476
Oh rip. It's out tomorrow though. Right?
>>347477
Well metal can hurt if just start lashing the pet with it.
No.347479
>>347478
no on the sexual harrassment
and yes on the release date
i just want it to be out already im just gonna not sleep tonight
No.347480
>>347478
Well yeah, but I very much doubt I'm going to be lashed, since master's not a sadist and I'm not a masochist!
Why're you up this late, anyway?
No.347481
>>347477
Oh nice progress at its finest. WOrking with your hands is always the best.
Metal can corrode and look icky as well as leave harsher injuries versus leather.
Also its just less attractive.
>>347471
STOP SPEAKING SUCH WORDS OF SLANDER
No.347482
>>347479
Not sleeping tonight means you'll sleep when the game is out! No good!
>>347480
Huh. How does he punish you then ?
Oh I'm up since i went to bed around 17 or 18. Might go back to sleep at some point.
No.347484
>>347482
game is out in like 5 or 4 more hours
No.347485
>>347484
oh… I figured it was Friday release in the US since one of the devs said something about friday. and I just assumed that it'd be america friday that he was talking about.
No.347486
>>347481
Yeah, plus it's more personal than just buying a collar from some sex shop. Regardless of how excited I am about finally having a collar soon, though, it's also a pretty fun project in and of itself! I've never really done leatherwork before.
Why does everyone assume he's going to whip me with it! It's a leash, not a lash! But yeah, ultimately it comes down to looks. Plus metal being cold against the skin, which is also unfortunate.
>>347482
… Well fine, at the moment he makes me slap my wrist, slap my face, or spank myself, depending on how bad I was. Or ban me from fapping if I've been genuinely bad. But that doesn't make him a sadist!
Oh wow, that's some sleep schedule you've got there! But as long as you're fine with it I guess it's fine.
No.347487
>>347485
well technically it will be in friday
like literally the first hours of the day
i just want to play it
No.347488
>>347486
I didn't assume whip, but its a collar he might pull on it which will choke you. So those kinds of bruises.
No.347489
>>347486
Good.
Tbh he should put you in a cage.
It's a bit odd. It was "normal"… for… one day… Now it's odd again. Damn it. I'm not fine with it!
>>347487
I thought you said 11pm!
No.347490
>>347489
at this point im not even sure
all that is sure is that its 7:31 for me
No.347491
>>347490
You're confusing me as well!!
No.347492
>>347491
i just want to play it
No.347493
>>347492
Who you going to play as?
No.347494
>>347488
Oh, yeah, the collar itself is gonna be leather for sure! Basically the only thing I've been adamant about is that the collar be brown leather, and everything else was up to him, theoretically.
>>347489
I'm good, I don't belong in a cage!
How do you mess it up, then? By staying up for too long or not being able to sleep or what?
No.347497
>>347494
Aw okay, why brown leather? Is it cause you have brown hair so it matches you better?
No.347498
>>347494
I mean a cage would encourage the use of your other pleasure thingy
Just being sleepy. Was too sleepy to stay up today. Think it's meds fucking me up
>>347496
Why? That's boring! You should choose a interesting country like America!
No.347503
>>347502
Why not? You don't live the US?
No.347504
>>347499
Caesar not in 6 this time?
No.347505
>>347503
yes but aztecs look cool :>
although the usa has the rough riders special units
so it tempts me
No.347506
>>347497
I'm super blonde! Blonde and bluegreen-eyed! I just like brown leather a lot, not to mention black leather gets a bit too stereotypically BDSM-y, at least in my opinion.
>>347498
… Oh, that kind of cage. Still no, though, 'cause it's not like I'm being feminised or something!
Oh right, I've never actually had sleep problems arising from getting sleepy too early. Sounds kinda like a med problem then, yeah.
No.347507
>>347506
Man I have entirely forgotten what you look like then. Old age is a bitch with its Alzheimers. I mean black leather is, but isn't that what you are kind of doing so it'd make sense.
No.347508
>>347505
Still not sure if I'm going to bother getting the game.
>>347506
I'll not comment on this further.
Yeah, think the sleeping pills are staying in my system too long.
No.347510
>>347508
you should!
>>347504
not sure didnt look at much of the civs they added to surprise myself
No.347511
>>347509
For some reason I thought they were going to cut him out this time
>>347510
Yeah I haven't seen anything on it
No.347512
>>347507
It's understandable, I'm sure you've seen loads of internet faces in your time! And sure, just the fact that I (almost) always refer to him as master shows there's something going on, but black leather just makes it creepier and more violent. Not going to go too much into the specifics of my relationship with him, but it wouldn't have lasted this long if it was just about fetishes!
>>347508
If he wanted to feminise me, he wouldn't have talked so much about liking my beard!
Ooh right, sleeping pills. That makes sense. You could try taking less, I suppose?
No.347513
>>347510
But it costs money….
No.347514
>>347511
all i know like 2 or 3 civs that are in but thats it
>>347513
but spending time with me is priceless
No.347516
>>347512
A beard!? Gross. Boo!
Ehh I could but they're not really sleeping pills. More of anti-anxiety with the sleepiness as a bonus. When I used to take them nightly I'd get the tired feeling but unable to sleep. Idk what I'm saying.
Yes I could take less, but I will not since i just want to fall asleep quick.
No.347517
>>347514
ah okay, well going in blind is usually the best way to go
No.347518
>>347517
yes thats the best way to do everything
No.347519
No.347520
>>347512
>>347512
Not that many people. I'm just really bad with remembering faces, and name, and pretty much everything other than the flavor of alcohol.
But thats good, now work on going to see each other already. Damn you guys are bad at this, saving up for trips is really easy. If a moron like me can do it so can you.
No.347522
>>347521
I can always interrupt your civ game by messaging you! That's how I get the priceless date interaction
No.347523
>>347521
playing games with me is like getting told you are nice by the dahli llama
No.347524
>>347516
See, told you I'm not feminised. PS. I had a beard before it was cool.
… Yeah, presumably just suddenly taking less anti-anxiety meds wold be a bad thing. I dunno, then!
>>347520
We're terrible at it, but unexpected expenses keep popping up! The way things are looking now, though, he'll be visiting right at the beginning of the new year, probably January 2! Which is why I'm even making a collar, since now the visit is finally close-ish.
No.347525
No.347526
>>347523
I'm fine with being Dark and bitter
>>347524
Well okay. Should totally get your beard lasered though.
I don't even know if they work. I'm just taking them to control my sleep schedule a bit, but… here we are…
No.347527
>>347524
You made sure to deal with passports and all that already? Every day you haven't met each other is just another I'm disappointed in you two.
No.347528
>>347526
reee
reee
you arent dark and bitter silly!
No.347529
>>347528
Totally am. Bitter like 85% cocoa chocolate!
No.347530
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>>347529
its hard to believe you
you are a horrible liar!
No.347531
>>347526
I should not get my beard lasered, 'cause it's nice and soft and comfy.
Even if they don't work, suddenly stopping will be bad in a lot of cases!
>>347527
He was going to do it yesterday, but he was sick so it got delayed. It'll get done, though! And yeah, I'm disappointed in us too, but it'll all be worth it when I take his first kiss.
Anyway, 3am! Class starts in 11 hours, but I should still be getting to bed. Goodnight, /lewd/!
No.347532
>>347531
All facial hair needs to be lasered away!
I've only taken them two days! Though my motivation levels have been sky high lately.
>>347530
I'm a great liar! My real name isn't even Venla
No.347533
>>347532
lies lies lies lies
No.347534
>>347531
Thats the most adorably gay thing I've ever heard. Make sure to send me a christmas card with you two then. Just have it be a month late.
No.347535
>>347533
truths truths truths truths
No.347536
>>347535
as hard as you lie
it will never become the truth
No.347538
>>347536
We'll see about that!
No.347539
>>347538
ree
ree
ree
ree
ree
ree
No.347543
>>347541
my reply wasn't that late!
No.347545
>>347544
No! Sush!
Don't let the dinosaur know where we are!
No.347546
>>347545
reeee
i never stop reeing
im audibly reeing atm
No.347547
>>347546
I-I don't know who this person is…
No.347548
>>347546
Worst meme of the year award goes to reeee
No.347550
>>347547
im reeing at the top of my lungs atm
unironically
No.347551
>>347550
W-who are you mystery person? Did you fall off the short bus?
No.347552
>>347551
just because my mom calls me special it doesnt make me autistic!
reee
No.347553
>>347552
Stop reeing frog person!
No.347558
>>347556
Now go to bed. It's time to sleep.
No.347559
>>347558
Venla you do realize its only between 6:41 and 9:41 in america right? Its far form sleepy time. Sleepy time is 2 am.
No.347560
>>347559
I dunno I try to bed at 10
No.347561
>>347558
you sleep
im waiting for civ 6
No.347562
>>347559
It's almost time for Date to go to bed! She needs to wake up early.
>>347561
And after it's released you'll immediately fall asleep.
No.347563
No.347565
No.347568
>>347560
What are you an old retired person? Who goes to bed that early?
>>347562
Waking up early is for crazy people. IT needs to go to bed way later. Game release days just mean drink lots of coffee as you wait and get pissed at every delay.
No.347569
>>347565
i had a better resolution one but couldnt find it
reeeee
>tfw no 1360-768 sized one
No.347571
>>347569
rip
but super comfy
Should rain all next week I think
>>347568
But waking up early is great. I don't have a reason for it yet but soon hopefully.
Yeah that's true I guess.
No.347573
>>347571
Nope never have a reaosn to wake up. Just get a afternoon job like me so you can stay up late likea cool kid. Cept for soon when my work shift switches from 2 or 4 pm. To 7am, I'll die.
No.347575
>>347571
see what you cause?!?!??! >>347574
No.347576
>>347568
get up at 6am for work
No.347578
>>347574
10/10 picture, made me giggle.
>>347576
What job do you do that requires you to wake up so terribly early?
No.347579
i'm here now, gibs me attention please
No.347580
>>347579
Hey sexy, what you been up to today?
No.347581
>>347577
im a boy not a woman
im a boy not a woman
No.347582
>>347580
just got back from an AA meeting, and my day was spent in group therapy talking to a psychologist and learning how to prevent a relaps.
No.347583
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>>347581
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>>347582
Aw you are having to deal with AA? Thats the least fun. How long is the program lasting?
Do you have a therapist as well or just the psychologist?
No.347584
>>347578
cotton breeding
probly not necessary to perform the job, but it's the time they setup. It's pretty nice though, get off at 3 and all those errand places like the bank are still open.
No.347585
>>347583
I got 3 therapists in the group therapy, and I only have to do the AA for the next 5 days, I've already done 30 from the start of this rehab program.
No.347586
>>347573
Gym should be super empty at early hours though!
>>347575
Ops :>
No.347587
>>347584
I have no idea what the hell that is. Is it combining plants to make more plants or what?
>>347585
Aw, hopefully they are helping then with what you need.
>>347586
Yeah why would you go at early hours though? People can't see your sexy body then while you work out.
No.347589
>>347587
making the plants reproduce in a way to acquire desired genes.
No.347590
>>347587
Well I haven't gotten around to getting the membership sorted since i need to beg some money, but it's a small gym so best to avoid bust hours.
>>347588
You're really burning through your lives :/
No.347592
>>347591
Lies. You always have one to spare.
No.347596
>>347587
it is infact helping, and I have to go to bed in the nest 5 minutes, it really sucks not being incharge of my own internet time.
No.347598
>>347589
Damn thats fancy cool shit. How do you even get a job like that?
>>347590
Aw I mean thats one reason to go earlier, but how you gonna flirt with all the cute men if no one is there.
>>347596
Oh you have to follow a internet schedule as well? That part would kill me.
No.347599
>>347598
Yeah I'd rather avoid all the distractions honestly. And at least for now less of an audience is good since I haven't been there for years so my gym anxiety is off the charts.
>>347597
Say yes ! ! !
No.347601
>>347598
it's a pretty low paying temp agency job. It is a cool place though.
No.347602
>>347600
I need a yes in the form of text!
No.347603
>>347599
Oh you suffer from the anxieties? Thats no good. But do what you gotta do.
>>347601
Aw so you just got the job recently? How long till it becomes a real job?
No.347604
>>347603
almost half a year.
nah not much prospect of getting hired full time, think you need a degree. Nice lazy job though.
No.347605
>>347603
I figured gym anxiety is pretty normal after not going there in a while, but anxieties have kind of taken control of my life for a bit now. Oh well.
Got to just put a smile on my face and suffer through it.
No.347608
>>347604
Oh, does it pay good at least. I want more cool jobs like that, the kind of thing you can talk to people about.
>>347605
Yup, I don't understand social anxieties at all since they don't other me or affect me. Just fake confidence your way through everything and it gets done. Plus meeting people is fun. Being a extrovert is the exact opposite.
No.347610
>>347607
你不知道日本问吗？
日本问很容易芬兰人。
No.347611
>>347608
pretty low paying temp agency job
No.347612
>>347608
Fake confidence is key. I mean like going to the shop doesn't bother me much but activities? Nope. No can do.
>>347610
Stop watching chinese cartoons
>>347609
No.347617
>>347612
Funny story.
Chinese cartoons rip off western cartoons pretty well. Matter of fact, they have their own Fin and Jake, and Adventures of Gumball.
No.347618
>>347611
Aw okay, so nothing too special. Are you just going to stay temp or you looking for a real job as well on the side?
>>347612
Thats weird, you are weird. Why you so weird Venla.
Speaking of weird what makes you not care for marriage? I'm curious.
No.347621
Wow calling ven, venla makes him sound like a girl
No.347622
>>347618
Im pretty content with it for now, it's a got a pretty perfect ratio of making enough money to live off of, with the rest being time off. Long term goals I'd like to get into some kinda art career, leaning towards 3D modeling for now.
No.347623
>>347617
Oh, well that's kind of interesting.
So you do actually watch chinese cartoons then since you know that?
>>347618
Idk. I blame chemicals and shit that mess my mind up.
Oh I just don't see the point really. Seems like lots of trouble. I'm probably biased since my parents aren't married and I don't really see how they differ from other people.
I guess it makes sense in many ways but just don't see it as a big deal. Also I've never been to a wedding I don't think.
>>347620
Thank you!
No.347625
>>347621
I think I've told you before but Venla is actually a girls name…
No.347626
>>347623
Sometimes, colloquialisms are a pain in the ass to remember and so I usually just watch with subs on.
No.347628
>>347625
Ok venla dear hun it's a cute name for cute girls
No.347629
>>347627
Slang.
Kind of like how people from Moscow say something that's unique to that area.
No.347630
>>347621
Venla is a girl though, she just born with a penis.
>>347622
Oh 3d modeling should be pretty easy to get a career in, At least when it comes to video games, not sure about other fields.
>>347623
Really thats kind on all 3 of those fronts. I'm a huge traditionalist though so maybe its me not being hip with the kids that makes it weird though.
No.347632
>>347628
B-but I chose it since that's what my meds were called… It's not my fault everyone just drops the Faxin part off!
But yes it's a very nice name
>>347629
Ahh yeah now I understand.
>>347630
I have nothing against it really. Wedding seems like a nice party to attend at. Just unnecessary paper things in my opinion I guess.
No.347633
>>347630
yeah the hard part is learning it.
No.347634
>>347632
Do you?
I feel like there might be some synthesis that I'm missing.
No.347636
>>347632
You're wedding is going to have to beautiful brides
No.347637
>>347634
Yes! I know what slang is. But i did have to google synthesis.
No.347638
>>347633
Aw so a learning curve, its always cool to learn more things then. Means you will have just that much cooler of a biography than everyone else cause you got something unique in it.
>>347632
Aw, they are nice, makes the person more bound to you. But I'm always paranoid everyone will leave me, so maybe I jsut need the paper as proof they can't/wont'.
No.347639
>>347636
You going to be our flower girl?
No.347641
>>347637
Ah, tell me, what games are you playing?
No.347642
>>347639
So 3 cute girls in dresses?
No.347644
>>347638
Heh, that's what scares me I guess! Now I'm tied to someone! AHH No! Gib freedom!
>>347641
Nothing really at the moment. Should grind Overwatch for loot boxes. Other than that been feeling like playing Skyrim and Terraria. Trying not to buy new games.
What about you?
>>347642
Kind of mean not to include rest of the board.
No.347646
>>347644
But we want you to have the best dress ;_;
No.347647
>>347644
Where to start….
Well, I'm playing Final Fantasy, Gal*Gun, Shiren the Wanderer, Croixluer Sigma, Dewprism, Phantasy Star, Love Hina, Miko Gakkou monogatari, Miami Vice, Chusingura 46+1, undertale, sonico communications, Turok and I'm currently looking for someone to play PSO with..
No.347648
>>347646
Think Magi gets to have the best one!
You others get to have matching brides maid dresses.
>>347647
O-oh. That's a lot of games to be playing. I usually just focus on one game and then burn out in a week after playing 10+h a day.
What's PSO?
No.347649
>>347644
Noo, you have freedom just not to fuck other people. So just don't be a whore and you are good.
No.347650
>>347648
Phantasy Star Online.
No.347651
>>347649
Well duh!
It's still odd to me.
>>347650
Huh. Looks… Like every mmo ever. Well I assume it's an mmo.
No.347652
>>347651
Yeah, it's an MMO.
But it's not grindy like those Korean ones nor is it FF14. So there's that. Plus the music is great.
No.347653
>>347648
Make your nails look nice
No.347654
>>347651
How marriage is between two people? That means its even!
You not know numbers over there?
No.347655
>>347652
Well I'm not a big mmo player. My experience is only with RuneScape and Tera. Tera I loved the enemy design.
>>347653
I need more practice! AHH
Though parents are leaving soon again for Estonia so I'll have all day for myself!
No.347657
>>347655
>Runescape
Would you like to buy a GF?
I haven't heard of Tera…
No.347658
>>347657
You can play as a loli fox in tera!
No.347659
>>347655
Don't forget to step up to crossdressing
No.347660
>>347656
>implying I have images turned on so I can see what you posted.
YOUR ANIME REACTION IMAGES AREN'T GETTING ME TODAY
No.347661
>>347659
I don't think that's healthy to confuse my mind even more!
No.347662
>>347660
rip
why tho
Anyways I smiled good job.
No.347663
>>347661
It's fun though get a cute skirt some knee socks. Paint your nails, have some whiskey ^_^
No.347664
>>347662
I checked no you didn't you liar.
I have computer in a living room I share with my 2 roommates so I turn it off cause you people post icky dickies sometimes and they don't need to see that shit.
No.347665
>>347663
Idk, I that's like a recipe for another break down.
No.347666
>>347664
Ahh I cracked a smile in real life! I couldn't let that show on the board. That would destroy my image.
Ahh heh. We're a sfw community though!
No.347667
>>347664
Odds are if they're seeing anime girls being posted they're probably going to think your a homo.
No.347668
>>347665
Yeah there's only so far I can push it before getting reined in by magi
No.347669
>>347666
Well of course you didnt in real life I'm the king of comedy and I'm a clown to boot. It's my job to help you laugh.
We the least SFW community, biggest reason I don't look at here while at work. Cause I can't incase customers see my phone or coworkers.
>>347667
All my coworkers know I fap to hentai. I'm pretty open about my power level. They know I have a body pillow and all.
No.347670
>>347668
Well that too.
>>347669
Well you should enjoy living on the edge!
No.347671
>>347669
>coworkers know I have a daki
>Coworkers know I fap to hentai
In what bizarre dimension did that conversation happen?
"Oh hey Clown, do you fap to hentai?"
"Why yes I do! Let's go get a beer and play pelvic pknuckle"
No.347672
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>347671
Hmm I basically opened up with it?
During interview they talking about hobbies and I said anime, They said jokingly oh so you have a daki and fap to hentai and I said yeah I do, I have no shame.
Fuck most people have no issues talking about their fetishes and weird shit. You just gotta get them started is all. I know more about both my bosses sex lives, one female and one male, then I'd ever like to know. But it happens.
>>347670
I do, aerosmith told me so.
No.347673
>>347671
My weeb degeneracy is a open secret
No.347675
>>347673
Wouldn't it make more sense to have a guy on your daki?
Like Light from Deathnote?
No.347676
>>347675
Sorry but kaga identifys as a aircraft carrier.
No.347677
Where's all the cuteposting?
No.347679
>>347676
Well, if we're going to play with semantics here.
Ships are generally given the pronouns: Her, she, lass and doll, thus indicating that they're a girl.
lesbo
No.347681
>>347679
Ree im no transbian *pukes*
>>347680
How are you feeling today?
No.347682
>>347681
Actually, does female hormones make your more attracted to guys…Or is it about the same?
No.347683
>>347681
I'm alright today. How have you been?
>>347682
Sometimes your sexuality changes. I'm far more attracted to men now. Beards are 2hnngh
No.347684
>>347682
>>347683
This, but then I actually thought about my sexuality before starting hrt
>>347683
Sleepy
No.347685
>>347683
That might cause a confusion in this modern world.
http://imgur.com/a/NF6bQ
No.347686
>>347684
Gay before transitioning?
I'm beginning to think there's a correlation here.
No.347687
>>347684
You're probably right thinking back. I just feel like correct hormones was what kicked it into gear for me though. That and finally getting with a guy ;3c
Awwe, g2b! It's wicked late there :(
>>347685
That's gross. Kinda reminds me of Tokai tbh
No.347688
>>347685
Ohohoho it's funny how old fas us trannies have become, like gender is binary so old school
No.347689
>>347674
Tiny daki is tiny.
>>347677
Well you only just started posting, so we only just now got a cute poster.
No.347691
>>347688
You really ought to stop using that word so much. It's very self-deprecating :/
>>347689
I can't be the only one. Too much responsibility x_x
No.347692
>>347687
That person won Austria's best musician award.
It's kind of like a strange world. I've never seen Tokai..Is he girly?
>>347688
Tumblr beyond Tumblr?
Dear God, we're all dead.
No.347693
>>347692
That is strange indeed.
Kinda, but he's had the beard thing going on too. He's kinda just a weirdo.
No.347694
>>347686
Well it gets complicated all my sexual partners have been female, however I've always been sexuality attracted to guys, even though I never thought I was gay. But when I was at the point I accepted myself as a woman guys became less scary.
>>347687
I'm am tierd
No.347695
>>347691
Too late you are already here doing it. So good job.
No.347697
>>347691
I'm fine with tranny personally, doesn't bother me but shemale tirggers the fuck out of me
No.347698
>tfw makeup is off for the night
^~^
No.347699
>>347696
You are too far for pets. You gonna hav eto come closer for pets.
>>347698
Aw so you retiring for the night, you gonna have to put it back on tomorrow?
No.347701
>>347698
Do you sleep naked or do you have pajamas?
No.347702
>>347699
Where you at~?
Bedtime is shortly. I wear light makeup most workdays and do cool eyeliner stuff etc on my days off^^ I gotta get me some more setting spray though ugh.
No.347703
>>347701
You'd have to get into my bed to find out~
No.347704
>>347703
>4000 miles away
Bleh.
No.347705
>>347702
I'm in kentucky. If I remember right you are in new york or somewhere in that area.
I have no idea what you mean by setting spray but I'll nod my head. I don't understand make up and all those lady things.
No.347706
>>347704
That's what I thought :p
I just wear a big shirt and undies or pj pants to bed if you really have to know.
>>347705
Oh, yikes. Even farther! I'm in New Hampshire^^
Fair enough. It's what it sounds like. Sets your war paint in place for the day is all ;3c
No.347709
>>347707
I am extremely boring :(
No.347710
>>347709
Do this for a living.
https://youtu.be/y2_3y4ldpyI?t=33
You will no longer be boring!
No.347711
>>347706
Your war paint? What you going to war for? Fighting over all the cute boys?
No.347712
>>347710
No thanks. Humans aren't meant to fly.
>>347711
Eh, I wish. I need to attract one first.
No.347713
>>347712
Well maybe try some days without make up then. I personally don't like make up on my partners. But each person has their own preference.
No.347714
>>347713
Ew, gross. I wear it for me lol
No.347715
>>347714
Oh well then thats entirely fine, that makes sense.
I mean thats why I drink, is for me. You just make up. We all got our own things
No.347717
>>347715
Mmhm^^ I'm becoming a girly girl at an alarming rate haha
No.347719
>>347717
Well thats good. Well since thats what you want it is, I think. I don't know how those things work.
No.347720
>>347719
Estrogen goes into body and changes neuron paths in the brain and starts puberty again.
Body structure changes too.
Fun fun!
No.347721
>>347720
Way too complicated for me. There is a reason I'm going to college for business and not medicine. I like things that are simple, like numbers. Numbers are easy.
No.347722
>>347721
>Business
But why not accounting?
No.347723
>>347719
It's all I ever wanted!
I like numbers too~
No.347724
>>347722
Cause I want to run the business from a leadership position, not just be some nobody who is just a cog in the wheel.
>>347723
Numbers are good, they don't lie to you. Unless they those bullshit imaginary numbers, but thats stupid fake math.
No.347725
>>347724
Oh, I liked that sort of theoretical science math *shrugs*
I used to want to become a mathematician but like, didn't wanna be stuck as a professor the rest of my life.
No.347726
>>347724
I suppose!
Although, if number crunching is your thing.
55/2=?
No.347727
At work I ask people to give me random 2 and 3 digit numbers to multiply in my head lol
No.347729
>>347725
Whats wrong with being a professor? That was my original goal in life was to be a teacher before I realized I'd want to fuck my students too much so I shouldn't do that.
>>347726
22.5? wait no its ummm, 27.5? I just thinking. I trying to drink don't make me math.
>>347727
3.7519 times 7.56
No.347730
>>347728
That's exponents.
>>347729
Public speaking, mostly.
Don't be a douche and give me integers.
No.347732
>>347730
Is multiplying!
just multiply 36 24.5 times!
No.347736
>>347730
I'm not a douche I'm a clown, can you not tell the difference?
Its okay I can't either
>>347731
Bitch I can't think, I just want to drink more sailor jerry with monster. Plus never said I was fast.
No.347737
Night routine is complete. nini
>>347735
>>>/calc.exe/
>>347736
Clowns are worse imo
No.347740
>>347739
IT?
Jeanne is sexy though so good job posting top tier anime girls.
>>347737
What? Clowns are adorable you just have bad taste clearly.
No.347744
1h until autism cooking school begins
No.347746
>>347744
Whats autism cooking school?
No.347747
>>347746
Part of my therapy is to make food today at the clinic. So that's happening today. Went to buy the ingredients on Wednesday.
No.347748
>>347747
Oh you are in therapy? I don't know these things. I know very little.
What you plan on making today?
No.347749
>>347748
Yeah, think Magi said it's "Occupational therapy" so it's trying to make me do things.
Was some sort of risotto if I remember correctly. I just chose the simplest things since I don't like the idea of cooking with/to someone.
No.347751
>>347749
Aw okay. All pastas are good, so its probably one of the best things to make. Plus lots of people will probably compliment your cooking so you should try your hardest. Gotta work on your wife skills.
No.347752
>>347751
Just cooking for me and the therapist (afaik). Though I admit I made it sound like a bigger thing.
True, got to get them wife skills up up up.
No.347753
>>347752
Oh yeah I thought you were cooking for a full group of 8 or so.
Seems like a weird way to get free food on his part. Maybe he hitting on you and just wants to eat your cooking?
No.347754
>>347753
Nah, I wasn't sure at first, like I figured we'd do some baking for the whole clinic staff or something but no.
It's a woman! Heh I doubt, maybe….
Anyways got to run now. Enjoy the rest of your night.
No.347755
>>347754
I will enjoy it. I mean I'll be lonley with you, but I'll still enjoy it. You have fun wondering about doing social normie stuff.
No.347756
CLOWN POST PICS OF YOURSELF! <3
No.347757
>>347756
Why? I'll take one but it'll be in about 40~mins middle of a csgo game.
No.347758
hail, /lewd/!
how are you all doing on this fine morning / afternoon / evening?
No.347759
>>347758
Doing god damn amazing. I had my depression episode like a week ago that means I got at least another month of slutty happiness in me. Probably even buy cigars happy.
How about you Burch and or Anthony?whichever you prefer.
No.347760
>>347757
It's been more than 40 mins! So POST! :3
>>347758
Hello Ashley
No.347761
>>347759
fucking 8ch was acting up, i assume for everyone
i know that feel! used to get massive depression then i'd stop caring and go on an 'ignorance is bliss' high for a while :p was fun
anyway, i took a shower, was cold as fuck. ssstill playing CS:GO?
most people just call me burch and that's what i use for all my nicknames now :o
>>347760
heyo tessy. how's it?
No.347763
well that wasn't awkward at all cooking to a therapist as she takes notes of things.
No.347764
>>347763
Ehm that seems kinda fun tho >.<
>>347761
Hello
I'm sick :p Yous?
No.347765
>>347764
i'm doing decent, playing tearaway
sucks that you're sick :< good excuse not to go to work, if you have work, at least?
whatcha up to?
No.347767
>>347760
This exact moment n9t a good picture but im too drunk to care
>>347761
Yeah lits of shit. Like now i want to drink and smoke. Unfortunatnley i lost some really goos friends because of my stupid brain functions l. So dontndo how ido and youll be fine
>>347763
Well did she enjoy it at least?
No.347768
>>347765
Tearaway?
Eeeh yea :p Been home since wednesday :p
>>347766
Nono fever
>>347767
Boring pic. Post the old ones!
No.347769
>>347764
What how!?
It was awful! Then she went through the notes that she took about how I did things! That's awkward as hell! Like I couldn't control my giggles awkward! Holy fuq.
>>347767
Meh, the recipe was pretty shit and she wanted me to follow it. Pretty bland. Oh well. At least it's over.
And you're still up?
No.347770
>>347768
yee!!! it's a vita exclusive that got reworked for PS4, cute platformer with papercraft aesthetic
pic related
where were you?
>>347767
i can relate, i keep getting mood swings and leaving discords really easy? i get TRIGGERED.JPEG really easily i guess lel
No.347771
>>347768
Oh. That sounds a lot better then.
No.347772
>>347768
What were you expecting? My older pics require resizing and my computer is fucking uo
>>347769
Yeah i took naps so me and you babe are gonna share lots of tots tome together.
>>347770
This is why i jabe and will never join a discord. I would leave too easily and quick which i rhink people wpuld jidge me on. I just enjoy my time.if people talk to me on the thread thats good enough.
No.347773
>>347772
Oh my
You still playing drunken cs or something?
No.347774
>>347769
It does sound fun :p I think so at least. Did it help you at all tho?
>>347770
Ooh super cute!
Home from work :p
>>347771
Really?
>>347772
Do it you tranny!
No.347775
No.347776
>>347773
Naw. Eight now sotting outaide smoking cigars. Good time.
Basically im sorry ro my shit i did to magi which i should have never done. Same reason never to trust me
>>347774
Legit my pc os fucking uo and i deleted all my old pics. So i have nothing that old
>>347775
Morning feany
How are you this goodday?
No.347777
No.347778
>>347777
MOM GET THE CAMERA!
No.347779
>>347774
yeah it's a pretty fun game!
ooh, you had to work even though you were sick? that's no fun :<
any plans for the rest of the night?
>>347772
oh, yeah, i left /lewd/'s discord ages ago. too many shitposters and bullies for me!
but other than that i keep getting irritated by minor things an deciding to leave :c
No.347780
>>347776
Then get them back! :3
>>347775
Hello
>>347779
Okay! :3
Nono i've been home the entire time i've been sick
Nope
No.347781
>>347774
I assume so, yes.
No.347782
>>347774
I don't think it helped me, but who am I to say since I've been feeling better lately. It's more to weed out the things I have trouble with and cooking really isn't one of them. Was just awkward.
Oh well.
>>347776
Uhhuh… I see. How's the cigar? Try and inhale it :p
Well I'm the wrong person to apologize to. And I don't think she's quite ready to forgive.
No.347783
>>347763
but why would you cook for her?
No.347784
>>347783
Because that was the point of the appointment. Part of the therapy program to go shopping and then cook food.
No.347785
>number of players in the US rankings dropped by 40% after this one track
i guess it's not that surprising since it took m
like 4 hours to beat it :<
>347780
o-oh, sorry, misunderstood you then!
ooh, better play some vidya or something or else /lewd/ is going to waste the rest of your day / night :3
what do you pay nowadays, mostly? overwatch?
>>347784
>pay to cook meals for your therapist
No.347786
>>347785
It's the city that pays for my treatment. Socialism and all you know.
No.347787
>>347779
Thats why you add me on steam instead
I mean i dont use it that often. But enough
>>347780
No. Im a huge pacifist i could never do that. Ilike just agreeing with people.
>>347782
No one should ever forgive me. Im a moron. But thats why i am who i am. Nothing more, nothing less. Cogar os decent. Its a priper expensove as fuck cogar. Its why i didnt pay for it, my friend did. Though it depends what you like. I prefer realy bitter things myaelft
No.347788
>>347784
>im sitting here panicing over not having a job and this nigger is cooking cookies for free
No.347789
>>347787
Never got into cigars, or more likely never had a decent one. I've smoked one proper one and couple small cigarillos or whatever they are.
>>347788
I would really really want to meme something that I'm happy about my situation or git gud let gov pay or something like that but I really can't.
I'm not a fan of the situation I am in.
No.347790
>>347789
Dont get into them. Smoking is stupid. Hence why i do it occassionally
No.347791
>tfw my live is so boring its basicly a meme
No.347792
>>347790
Only get the cravings for smoking when drunk, but since I'm not getting drunk I guess I wont be smoking either!
Silly me dropped like 100e on an e-cig + juice though.
>>347791
Meme away master
No.347793
>>347787
good idea! you should add me on steam >:p
/id/morningburch if you want to :3
>>347786
frigging commie ;w;
you're contributing to the inevitable decline of the world, you know!!
No.347794
I think i got somekind of brain damage since i maybe am left handed but dad putted the pencil in my right habd instead of letzing me decide.
No.347795
>>347793
Well I'm thinking that better enjoy the social things while they still exist :p
kiddings.
No.347796
>>347791
Only as boring as you choose to be.
>>347792
I think ecigs are stupid. I only so cigars when i get decently drunk but only happy drunk.
>>347793
I will eventually computer fucked up. And it required a sober clown to fix it atm. So get an add feom coffee tomorrow it will be me
No.347797
>>347796
Well to me it was just about getting the nicotine.
Proved useful in bars though since I was able to smoke it inside.
No.347798
>>347789
>get stuff for free and dont have to worry about anything
>not a fan
how
No.347799
>>347798
Oh come on. I get free mental health treatment, is that unheard of in Denmark? So far that's the only free thing I get.
No.347800
Not sure if this works for you but i couldn't find a youtube video of it :p spotify:track:2L8di9QY5GnmLMkg4VsUpY
>>347781
Yea true ^^
>>347782
Ooh okay but you feeling better is good! But it sounds fun tho >.<
>>347785
Haha it's fine
Probably just gonna chill might visit my nephew and dad :p not sure ^^
Wow mostly
>>347787
What?
No.347802
>>347799
No… I just dont need it, maybe I should fake autism or something.
No.347803
No.347805