No.332590
Tranny apocalypse edition
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No.332594
I had a thread I wanted to make..
No.332595
>>332594
should of prepared for 900 like me
No.332596
>>332595
I'm sorry I'm not autistic enough to do that.
No.332597
>>332596
DASHCHAN PLS POST IMAGE
No.332598
>>332596
its not really that autistic just had the thread ready for a few posts before 300.
No.332599
>>332598
I'm just in a bad mood, don't mind me.
No.332601
>>332594
Its alright you can make the thread in my heart.
No.332603
>>332602
Hi G!
Why aren't you old enough to know how great alcohol is yet?
No.332605
>>332603
2 more years and I don't think I should since it was hard for my dad to get off cigs and alcohol even though he drinks every some time..
No.332606
>>332604
Aww, well I tried.
SO what was your cool guy thread gonna be about?
>>332605
Alcohol is fun and good though. Well if you have friends it fun. Alone is good too, but also depressing
No.332607
>>332606
I am with my friends outside of school once every two months or so… Does that count?
No.332608
>>332606
Right.
It doesn't matter now
No.332612
>>332607
Kind of, would they go drink with you?
>>332608
Why doesn't it matter now?
My bottle of yager is almost gone. I am sad, alcohol why can't you be bought in my state on sundays. Fuck you.
No.332619
>>332612
Maybe, I know that one of them gets beer from his parents on weekends for some reason so I guess he might.
No.332620
>>332616
*Boopity*
Also noticed
No.332623
>>332620
Noticed you back qt gif poster. What's up.
>>332622
yellow
No.332625
>>332612
It can't be #900 now
No.332627
>>332616
Morning, my favorite time to drink.
>>332619
Whats the legal drinking age in your country?
>>332625
Oh I didn't realize we used 900 for this thread. 1000 is far more important so go for that instead.
No.332628
>>332626
Disgusting.
>>332625
>>332627
Too bad it's evening in there then!
Also 803 is the real important one.
No.332629
>>332628
Welp I meant 903 but fucking the thread numbers up is what I do so
No.332632
>>332627
I guess..
>>332628
The I can't stand this edition?
No.332633
>>332622
Hey?
>>332623
Not much, just on a bus.
>>332627
18
No.332635
>>332628
Whats 803? I can't read or care about that.
Oh 903? Still whats important about that number.
>>332632
You guess? Whats special about the number 900? It your favorite number or something or relevant to a joke?
>>332633
You have 2 years till that? God damn I forget you are still just a tiny baby sometimes. I always assume everyone is my age. I feel like I'm an adult and old compared to you.
No.332637
>>332633
Ahh… Where you going?
>>332632
I fucked the thread numbers again, I meant 903…
400 Threads of me actually!
>>332635
Yeah 903, means I've been here for 400 threads then!
No.332638
howdy, /lewd/
whatcha doing?
No.332640
>>332634
Are you a new poster?
>>332635
>~>
>>332637
School! It starts late for me on Sunday so I stay home late and then get there on my own.
>>332638
Nothing really :3
No.332641
>>332637
Oh shit thats long as fuck! I think I've been here since a 200~ thread or a 90~ thread. So the first 100 or the first 200. I'm honestly not sure when, I have the worst memory of all time.
>>332640
Emoticons are for morons, don't use them. Be an adult
No.332642
>>332641
I don't want to! I want to play vidya and not study stuff I like all day
No.332643
>>332641
>>332642
And study stuff I like >>
No.332644
>>332640
same, worked today, fucked up my wrist again
how've you been?
>>332641
don't be rude! how am i supposed to overcompensate for my masculine personality without spamming emoticons? :3c
No.332646
>>332638
Waking up, getting anxiety over shit.
You?
>>332640
Oh. I just assumed you had school Monday-Thursday
>>332641
Yeah, soon I've been on 50% of the CJMT's.
Heh well when it's been that long and you haven't kept track of it you easily forget. I just remember since I originally looked it up to make a 100th thread post.
No.332647
>>332640
Not really, i just dont post so often here.
>>332638
Morning.
Cofee.
No.332648
>>332646
Whatcha anxious over?
Not much, supposed to write porn sometime tonight. Intend to make good on that intention!
Any plans?
>>332647
who are you? haven't seen you around before :o
No.332649
>>332648
I'm a very rare finn.
No.332650
>>332644
Its not rude, its just my opinion that I don't like emoticons. never have and never will use them.
If you feel that you gotta use them to make you feminine then by all means use them.
>>332646
Oh I should/could look it up. You've probably been around much more consistently than me.
Side note don't drink, its bad. So if/when I fuck my ex cause of me being drunk, I'll be happy.
>>332642
Then multitask!
No.332651
>>332644
Fucked up your wrist? AGAIN???
>>332646
Who studies 3 days a week? Even if I have a day from 7:30-4:20 like I have 4 days a week it'd be only 26.4 hours every week and that's nothing!
>>332647
I started posting here almost a year ago and this is the first time I have seen you.
No.332653
>>332650
But I don't want to be an adult yet! My memory is so bad that I'll fail in less than a month.
No.332654
>>332648
Cleaning! It's just too overwhelming and I can't do it all now! AHHHHHH
Which porn are you going to write/continue?
Not really, want to clean around but can't since I need peace and quiet for that to do it properly. Maybe on wednesday since parents are going to Estonia again.
>>332650
Think you'd be able to? It's a pretty old thread you'd started on. Yeah, since around February I haven't really gone MIA except maybe if some game got my attention.
Drinking seems to have a chance to lead to happiness though!
>>332651
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday G…
No.332655
>>332654
I'm drinking and flirting with my ex's for cheap pussy. Literally never drink alcohol, it only leads to bad decisions
>>332653
Why not? Being an adult is great, you can eat avocado anytime you want and drink infinite caprisuns.
No.332657
>>332650
i was joking, friend-o
i thought it was kind of obviouc :c
>>332651
yeah i have weak wrists lmao
weight crash probably didn't help much either
and i'm thinking of doing another
>>332649
rare as in rare pepe?
>>332654
Oh, I know that feel. I'm awful at cleaning / hygiene, need practice to become a real woman aaaa
Something new, probably, I just write sex scenes most of the time
Just your room, or what? And yeah, my room is an absolute mess. Largely because of how much junk my parents have stored in it
No.332658
>>332657
GOD THESE FUCKING TRANNIES FAM
No.332659
>>332658
it's time to stop
No.332660
>>332657
Nothing is obvious with me. I'm dense and stupid. I'll never get anything.
>>332658
What about them?
I'd fuck them if they are passable
No.332661
>>332655
Welp good luck with that.
Maybe next time take your own advice then :p
>>332657
I just get overwhelmed. All I can think of how I need to get rid of everything I have, nuke the room with disinfectant and get new things that aren't infected. AHH… I seriously think that if I wasn't super lazy I'd have a cleaning problem.
You post them anywhere online to get opinions?
Yeah my room. It just gets so overwhelming since I have 20 fucking years worth of stuff in here. AHHHHHHHH
No.332662
>>332658
Fuck yeah!
>>332657
Almost, but you find pepes all around.
No.332663
>>332654
I don't know the days of the week in English >~> I only know Sunday, Monday-Friday, Saturday
And I am pretty good with English ><
>>332655
I don't like avocado!
>>332656
Yeah
>>332657
Then don't!
No.332664
>>332660
oh, well. uh… :3?
>>332661
>disinfectant
w-why
do you have mold or something
And yeah I post all my written porn online, have an FA and a Hentai Foundry account. They're well received though some of my niche fetish shit has been painfully ignored.
I'm hoping for a fresh start once I move out. Just me, a good amount of clothes, and the vidya! Fuck all this clutter.
>>332662
Not if they're super rare!
>>332663
that's a fair point but i want my face to be smaller :c
i'm so god damn masculine, i'll probably need the surgeries at some point in the future if i can ever afford them
No.332665
>>332663
So you don't like being healthy then?
Avocado a super vegetable, eat that shit. It got protein and everything.
>>332661
>>332661
Hell no.I can get easy sex. I won't ever listen to my advice. I'm a man whore. Plus I won't listen to my own advice, cause I love fun too much.
No.332668
>>332664
What does being masculine have to do with a it?
>>332665
It's disgusting >~>
No.332669
Bath/shower whatever time
>>332663
Is ok
>>332664
No, I just need everything to be as clean as it can get!
You have a following? Pretty cool. Heh.
I'm just fantasizing about having my pc, monitor, keyboard and mouse on the floor and then just a sleeping bag. All i need is that! Gah this much clutter never again. Makes cleaning take too much effort.
>>332665
Slutty Clown.
No.332670
No.332673
>>332668
i need to see if i can make my face any thinner via starvation! silly.
>>332669
following? not really, i've posted very few stories. i'm way too inconsistent for a fanbase yet, i've just had some be positively received. need to start writing porn consistently
yeah, that'd be a dream. big house, too, so you have space for everything
you going to college or anything?
No.332674
>>332672
That isn't healthy
No.332675
>>332673
Starvation is bad!
No.332677
Need to let phone recharge before shower/bath…
>>332673
Ah okay, well it'll be cool when you get one.
I just need a small apartment, that's it!
Nah, I'm college drop out, Woo! Woo! Bottom 3% yo.
>>332671
Stop it you ricecake fetishist.
No.332679
>>332676
Rip
>>332677
You're the one licking them, hmph!
No.332680
>>332679
That was you though. You licked them and sent them back and got me sick.
No.332681
>>332679
That's my brother reacting to Jägermeister
No.332682
>>332680
Ooh yea that was me, that should stop you from eating such things
>>332681
What does that taste like?
No.332683
>>332682
I didn't want to stop but I guess it's too late now,
No.332684
>>332683
Dont have a good immune system? Did you really get sick?
No.332685
>>332675
But weight loss and muscle reduction are not!
Kind of, no, they are bad.
>>332677
I need to find someone on the mainland to move in with or eventually move in with my boyfriend ribb
You should find some way to make money tbh :o
No.332686
>>332685
It is bad if you fuck up your wtist!
No.332687
>>332684
I actually did get sick around that time lol
>>332685
You have any idea about where in the mainland you'd want to move?
And yeah i should. It's just that im in the super awkward part of getting social help that it's most likely not worth it for me to get any kind of job other than a fulltime one, and shit i don't think i could hold down to one. But i guess we'll see how things go in the coming months.
No.332690
>>332687
Wasn't my fault ;-;
No.332691
>>332690
Totally was though. I'm suing you for all the tissues I used.
No.332692
>>332687
Anywhere away from here, really
It'd be easier to find someone to live with if I wasn't already in a relationship tbh, Aussiefag's gonna be a tough one
>>332686
well i have a weak wrist in general but yeah
i feel like i could stand to shave off some more fat ;_;
No.332693
>>332667
Not much just alcohol and fighting games. What about you?
>>332668
You're disgusting! Alcohol taste great, it comes in so many forms there is a drink for everyone.
>>332669
Nope I'll never be slutty.
No.332695
>>332691
Not my fault you cant stop fapping, I'll ask magi to send you a couple
No.332696
>>332693
Runescape, pretty exciting right?
No.332697
>>332692
Hmm i don't know.im sure there are people looking roommates just to help with rent. The new time difference is going to blow though i bet.
>>332693
>I'm a manwhore
Pretty slutty tbh
>>332695
Should sue magi for causing excessive fapping
No.332698
>mom comes into room because i was moody after coming back from work
>asks me if everything's okay
>kind of laugh it off
>realize i have two /lgbt/ tabs and one quite clearly says 'lesbia' and the other 'trans'
>desktop might not be safe
jesus fuck
>>332697
yeah, that's a fair point
i'd have to stay up later in the night
i wouldn't mind rooming up but i have to get a decent income before, hence why it's vital i further my porn careeer
No.332699
Ashley how do you look irl
No.332701
>>332698
Ye, start typing that porn. You'll be writing the next 50 shades of grey about trannies and shit. You'll make bank.
No.332702
I'm jelly of your eye color
god damn white privilege
No.332703
>>332697
Time to do a lame quest, cya in an hour or so. You cant sue your lover!
No.332704
>>332703
I'll sue her and demand cuddles and wont settle for less.
No.332705
>you will never eat bitterballen with Ven irl
No.332706
>>332702
my right eye has a slice of brown for some reason, it's weird
>>332701
yeah, except with interracial furry cucking!
the more i think about it the less selling out to the fur side seems like a bad idea
No.332708
>>332706
your hair is like kind of a dirty blonde
I like it
No.332709
>>332705
Had to google what that was but rip
>>332706
:s
Going to the dark side then…
No.332710
>>332709
i already like furry porn
i just don't like that most of the community is faggots who base their personality off of their taste in porn
>>332708
t-thanks
so that's you in your pics?
nice mask
No.332712
>>332710
>i already like furry porn
Time to start on that wall
Yeah the community seems a bit weird and creepy, at least the loud individuals do
No.332713
>>332709
Oh fuck thats dutch I forgot
>>332710
>nice mask
lmao pls no bully
Don't I look asian?
No.332714
>>332713
yeah you do
can you teach me japanese
>>332712
if he built that wall he'd be keeping me in
No.332715
>>332714
Idk, hawaii could be walled out.
>>332713
>wanting to have non Finnish cuisine with me
Triggered
No.332719
>>332714
A little bit
Just basic weeaboonese though
>>332715
It's exciting though
No.332721
>>332698
this is why you dont into /transbian/
No.332724
>>332719
To be honest they looked like a nice bar snack with a beer
No.332725
Oh look it's mai waifu Blackjack
>>332724
Goddamn it Ven you alcoholic
I'm actually drinking beer rn lol
No.332726
>>332721
/cuteboys/ have the best butts
trans comes close
some day i'm gonna fuck one!
>>332719
okay senpai! teach me all your nipponese
i'll learn!
>>332715
>implying they'd wall out the lavanigger state
in your dreams
trump loves black people
No.332727
>>332726
Muchas Gracias is "Thank you"
No.332728
>>332727
>signed up for nippon
>got taught how to talk taco nigger instead
No.332729
Good morning lewdites, what's up?
>actually bothered to read all of last nights drama
Jesus fuck that was annoying
No.332731
>>332729
Morning Tee!
you slut
What happened last night?
No.332732
>>332728
Don't you just love taco niggers? ^W^
No.332733
>>332704
Oh that isn't a bad idea, I should sue Sims too! Then slap
No.332734
>>332731
Tessy went full retard kid mode arguing his drama with Gropy and Pouncy in public for hours. Take that shit private goddamnit don't bother other people if you can't move on from rejetion.
How's Burch doing?
No.332735
>>332734
oh, think i might've seen a bit of that
i can sympathize, at least
Pretty good, tired from work and fucked my wrist again, need to write something tonight but feeling a bit too exhausted
How're you doing? / What are you doing?
>>332732
so what are you up to?
No.332737
>>332735
Just woke up, there's a huge slab of prime porker in the oven, ngggh. What happened to your wrist? You need to fap more to strengthen it.
Morning freshness dying off as I realize I have nothing to do all day as usual. Too sore from fridays workout to even lift any weights. FML.
No.332738
>>332737
You cooking it now or is it leftover? :o
I have weak wrists, sprained it bad while working.
And blagh I need to save my faps for writing but I have no motivation to write :(
Write porn with me! You can start by writing the remaining 11 body descriptions for my porn game :D
also cuteboys aren't supposed to lift, baka
No.332740
>>332738
Fresh porker slab, it's 3.5 lbs. Going to take a while to cook it proper. Simple pepper and salt seasonings but I don't know what to make as side yet.
Cuteboys need to lift to stay cute. Can't have weak ass looking bois, bois without t h i c c thighs and a good butt are second grade.
>body descriptions
Can I give them all huge dicks?
No.332742
>>332740
oh, nice. i ate a bit but i'm trying to lose more weight again, my face is too wide ree :c
>eating meat
>lifting weights
what the fuck are you doing to your perfect twink aesthetic REEEEEE
NO
only the males / dickgirls
this is your life now: http://pastebin.com/ySafM3MR
No.332743
>>332742
I never had that good twink aesthetics, I was always muscular even in those pics I gave you. Stronk bois are the best bois.
>penisadventureland
DICKS FOR EVERYONE
No.332745
>>332743
mehh, you have nice legs and a good dick :P
also fucking mountain shoulders, holy shit
that's my porn name tbh lol
i came up with it when i was like 17
No.332747
Just had the most thorough shower in a while
>>332725
Ahh don't blame me! It's in the genes. Need to stop alcohol though. Right after I finish this bottle of Fireball…
No.332748
>>332746
That video looks familiar…
No.332749
>>332746
probably after i move out <3
the real question is ffs when
No.332751
>>332746
>>332749
Rip burch
>>332745
Naw I don't have big shoulders, they are the same width as my hips. The shoulder muscles just show if I relax or lean forward.
Gotta stick to it, no going back. Any idea what kind of a game it's going to be now?
>>332747
Hello ven, how's it going?
>not even midday, already alcohols
Or did you stay up?
No.332752
>>332751
I'm okay. Brain is being fuzzy and I blame the day drinking I've been up to lately. Haven't had alcohol today though! Need to drive somewhere in- NOW CUKS
No.332755
>>332751
no ripping / cutting / mutilating of my weiner!!!
no, i don't mean big, i mean fucking sloped
like literally / \
kind of a VN kind of thing? find different events, win / lose them, get a score to determine your ending. you choose which evetns to go to though
No.332757
>>332755
That's just that one picture I don't know how it came out looking like that kek. Wait, not it looks almost like that again. How do shoulders work
I see. Just make sure you add enough throbbing dicks in it.
No.332759
No.332760
>>332759
The first one just looks like it would bite my hand off ;-;
No.332762
>>332761
What is this suppose to be from?
No.332764
>>332763
Oh yeah. I heard of this.
No.332766
>>332764
Yea it's pretty funny last time I remember
>>332765
Booty
No.332767
Phew back
>>332751
As I was saying,,,
I just want to finish this Fireball and then go alco free for a while to unfuzz my brain. Haven't stayed up all night though I got like 4h sleep.
What about YoungTee?
No.332769
>>332766
You're pretty funny.
No.332770
>>332768
Pls no pushing needles through it
No.332772
>>332769
That's funny coming from a robot!
No.332773
>>332768
What did you do to the little fella this time?
>>332767
Or you could pour it down the drain if you really want to unfuzz yourself. Build up some discipline, though you'd regret it.
I just ate some slow roasted prime porker, it's a good day. I don't know what's been happening but depression is nearly completely kill.
No.332774
>>332771
N-no. I don't want to find out if your penis is like a voodoo doll.
>>332773
it was a gift from Magi though
And I don't feel like wasting it.
Ohh sounds pretty amazing. Jealous…
Idk, i'm feeling a bit same. Think it's me going out to do things two days in a row. Or maybe the nivea shower gel washed away all my depression. Idk. I just want this brain fuzz to gtfo
No.332775
>>332772
Gonna robot you here in a second.
No.332776
>>332775
How was the fair?
No.332777
>>332773
just chemical castration
No.332778
>>332776
Wasn't too bad. Got there late, and it rained a bit. I got all the food I wanted though, and spent more money than I should have on Pokemon plushies. Got some mud on my pants and shoes somehow too.
No.332779
I want to hug Blackjack tbh
No.332780
>>332774
Probably the shower gel. Yeah, brain fuzz is annoying. I have a cloudy head most of the time so thinking and concentrating is hard. Only thing that fixes it for me is ADHD meds but I don't wanna be hopped up on amphetamines all the time.
>>332777
h-how are you gonna get a neovag if you ruin the nerves?
No.332781
>>332780
Most of the time I have it as well, it's just super bad now.
Idk I've been wondering if CT scan would be worth it to make sure nothing physical is wrong in the old head. I bet it costs a shit ton though to do.
I've just noticed that constant drinking makes it really bad. Haven't found a fix though.
No.332782
>>332778
Well that's good you had fun mr robot. Thought that said panties lol. As for me I've just uh been on Rs. In a new mining place which is nice, a lot more afkable and nicer to look at.
No.332783
I couldn't prevent it, no matter what.
No.332784
>>332782
Just wish I tried some more food than my normal, but still glad I got it. Did get some bubblegum flavored soft serve ice cream that was pretty good. I'd buy Pokemon panties too. :^) Should have bought a knife too.
New mining place eh? Where at?
>>332783
???
No.332785
>>332783
What you referring to?
You okay?
No.332786
>>332784
>>332785
I relapsed into drinking, the melancholy wasn't part of my plans.
I puked, I don't feel all that good.
No.332787
>>332786
Drinking problem, huh? Something depressing you to cause you to drink enough to puke?
No.332789
No.332790
>>332786
Drinking alone? That's when the melancholy always strikes.
No.332791
>>332787
I was supposed to drop it for a good while after the last time, but I just got random melancholy.
Had to go puke in the toilet a while ago because I drank too fast.
No.332793
>>332790
The melancholy hit me earlier, that's what got me earlier, not feeling it currently anymore.
But man does puking make me feel physically sick even though I've already got whatever flu.
No.332794
>>332784
Hnng that sounds good right now, I'm about to go look for some food myself. Implying you dont own any already :^)
Oh with the Dwarf people
No.332796
>>332793
Ahh okay. Well that's how it usually is when I drink so I get the feeling.
Well puking isn't something that the body does just for fun.
No.332797
That doujin is fun until she ODs on heroin
No.332798
>>332796
It happens, now I just feel horrible, could either be the fact that I took my melatonin tabs before drinking or that I've been awake for this long.
No.332799
>>332797
The whole idea of animu girls doing drugs is foreign to me. looks so weird.
>>332798
Probably both. You haven't slept at all?
No.332800
>>332799
If i do drugs so should mai 2D waifu tbh
No.332801
>>332799
Nada, I need to get some sleep probably or something.
I currently hate being awake.
No.332802
>>332791
I'm trying to do something similar, give it a small break, or at least not drink so often.
Sorry to hear you went through that. I know that's not a fun experience. Got to the bathroom at least, and not all over your floor. Doesn't sound like I need to beat up anyone though.
>>332794
It was. First time I've seen it. Hope you got something good around. My mom told me boys don't wear panties, so I don't buy them.
I'm on my way to that server. :^)
>>332792
Hello.
>>332798
You just take melatonin? How much mg is it?
No.332803
>>332800
I guess it's the injections. I can see pills, smoking maybe but not for the girls.
>>332801
Yeah being up for that long ain't helping you at all. Try to sleep when you feel a bit… umm… calmed down? Like when you feel stable i guess. Nothing worse than getting into bed to just get up again.
No.332804
>>332802
Not my finest moment, I really need to stop drinking for a good while.
1.5 mg, it'll just enhance my migraine per google results.
No.332805
>>332792
>>332802
Alright send it to me in a freezer, mhm got this and some wings. Your mom had to tell you? So she caught you one time? Mot pls
I'll save a spot for you
No.332807
>>332803
If only I could have just skipped this and gone to bed during normal hours.
No.332808
>>332804
Perhaps, if it's really a problem.
Interesting. The lowest I have is 3mg. Felt like the 6mg and 10mg was too much, so trying a lower dosage to see if it helps better without as much ill effects.
Perhaps you should get some sleep if you haven't sleep yet, but it's up to you.
>>332805
No can do, cpn. That looks pretty good. Don't get fat like me. Doesn't your mom tell you all kinds of things?
Pls do. Don't know where that is though.
No.332809
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>>332806
Tessy!
LOOK
LOOK
LOOK
I cursed myself when I said there are no new jinx skins >.<
>>332807
I mean it happens. Wouldn't be too harsh on yourself about it.
No.332810
>>332802
Hey Motty, how's you?
>>332805
Morning Bit, how's things?
>>332809
I want that skin >.< heh
No.332811
>>332809
HAHAHAHA that is tooooo great wtf :3
No.332812
>>332808
1.5mg is the highest you can get over the counter here.
>>332809
True, thank god I just finished drinking though so I can move to water.
No.332813
>>332810
That 1820rp tho
>>332811
It's amazing ;-;
>>332812
Yeah water is probably the smart choice. How much did you end up drinking?
No.332816
>>332815
Okkay that's pretty bad.
Well try and sip water the rest of your awake hours.
No.332817
>>332816
That is my plan, but as it is 2 pm I'm not a clever man, Venla, I'm not a clever man.
No.332818
>>332810
Just hanging out a bit before I got to bed. Not really sleepy though. Might be longer than I thought. Yourself?
>>332812
Really? Odd. maybe that's better than the 10mg here.
No.332819
>>332818
Yeah, they don't trust people with their meds.
No.332822
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♥_♥
>>332817
Well the time is irrelevant really. Heh feel like sleeping at all?
Probably just feeling awful.
No.332823
>>332819
I hear 10mg is way too much anyways. You can just take more melatonin pills anyways if you wanted a higher dose anyways.
No.332824
>>332822
Probably true, but I feel like maintaining somewhat healthy schedules.
Not really minus the heavy eyelids, just feeling nothing currently.
>>332823
True, I've been just taking 1.5mg for my needs.
No.332825
>>332808
Cpn? Oh it was and my tummy is full. Psh you're not fat and I would have to eat a lot more to start gaining weight atm. Nothing about panties so far
Somebody took it ;-; Deep underground
>>332810
Hmm things are interesting. Looked at some Mafia 3 gameplay and it looks nice
No.332826
For some stupid reason I wish I was still in the military, it was so much easier.
No.332827
Sigh… Here I go installing League again….
>>332824
Well You'll be able to fix it. One day isn't going to destroy a proper schedule unless you let it snowball.
Ahh well that might be good.
No.332828
>>332827
Noticed, Recognized and booped!
No.332829
>>332828
REE
Did you get revealed that you're a Lewdie Lewder last night?
No.332830
>>332829
Not in the slightest. :D
No.332831
>>332827
True, I just hope that I won't fall into a sequence filled with alcohol abuse.
As I'm trying to take a break from it all.
No.332832
>>332818
Not long up just playing some D3 ^^
>>332828
Hey Empty ^^
No.332833
>>332830
Awwe
Well did you have fun in the end?
>>332831
Just don't buy alcohol, think of the money you'll save. Well i know it's not that simple. I don't really know how I would go about avoiding alcohol.
Yeah I understand.
And military was probably "easy" since I'm guessing you were always told what to do and things so there weren't days worth of down time and uncertainty.
No.332834
>>332824
If it works then that's good. Maybe I should cut these 3mg in half.
>>332825
Captain, but pronounced more like "capin". Have you seen me, Bit? Have you?! Please tell me no. Depends on what your normal eating habits are. Oh…guess my mom is weird.
Oh. Can I get to t here?
>>332826
I can see that as such.
>>332832
Aren't you a deity at that game by now?
No.332836
>>332835
When are you going to use your powers to turn him into a girl?
No.332837
>>332832
Hey Magi, how are you doing today? Well I hope!
>>332833
I did have fun, e-sports Lewis wasn't involved because he was too busy being anti-social, but I had fun regardless! \o/
No.332838
>>332834
I dunno you tell me.. lol
>
No.332839
>>332837
Nice. What's on the calendar for today?
No.332840
>>332836
never, he does not have opening for putting thoughts in his head. unlike some people …….ven
plus why would i want to ?
No.332841
>>332839
I need to buy some more milk and get some more juice, and then the rest is spent talking and watching anime with Tee, if he would like.
What about you Ven?
No.332842
>>332833
I was thinking about buying a 12 pack earlier, but I'm feeling pretty horrible.
I've never liked calling my own shots, I've been more of the enforcer doing whatever others tell me to do, since it's a lot easier.
>>332834
You're still going to need to wait an hour before they kick in.
Yeah, it was a lot easier.
No.332843
>>332834
My capin my capin! Mhm, why whats wrong? Junk food and dinner. Just a bit
Did you do a lot of quest and have 68 mining? Well not a lot but quite a few
No.332844
>>332840
N-no…
To get 20% off your neovagging for bringing a new customer in.
>>332841
Ahh sounds nice.
I have no plans really. No plans at all. Oh wait maybe some tidying up, but that gives me some bad anxiety and makes me feel super overwhelmed since I can't do it properly now.
No.332845
>>332825
Yeah Mafia 3 looks really nice, you planning on getting it?
>>332837
Um not too bad just concentrating on D3 tbh
What about yourself?
No.332847
>>332838
>dashing around at sanic speed while shooting arrows at demons
Seems deityish to me.
>>332842
Bottle says 20 to 30 minutes usually. Maybe half the dose would be an hour.
Guess it depends on your attitude.
>>332843
Yes, I am the cpn here. Follow my orders! Wait…you have? Oh. Well still depends on daily calorie intake. I'll just you a bit! Or something…
53 mining it seems. Not sure about that quest things.
No.332848
>>332847
Mine says 1 hour for 1.5mg, no clue whatever it is then.
No.332849
>>332848
Take two of them! See what happens.
No.332850
>>332849
Maybe not, I'm feeling pretty horrible currently.
No.332851
>>332850
Are you going to hold out for several more hours before going to sleep?
No.332852
>>332851
Probably, I am not certain.
No.332853
>>332847
>Seems deityish to me
You've just got a deity mind.
And I was just popping in to make that ancient pun before leaving to make "breakfast".
No.332854
>>332844
Hmm, tidying up is always a plan for me, I enjoy it! Just have to enjoy the tidying up Ven then the anxiety goes away!
>>332845
I'm doing fine, sleep was somewhat okay just went to the shop to buy milk and such! Nothing planned for the rest of it!
No.332855
>>332847
I have to try to do a T5 actually in under 3 mins just missed the achievement by 5 seconds on it I think
>>332853
Heh it's a nice pun ^^
>>332854
That's good you are starting to get your sleep schedule back on track, Tee helping with that?
What kind of things you going to get?
No.332856
>>332854
But when i can't do it properly I get horrible anxiety so I'll just wait until wednesday when parents are gone. Hopefull i still have the enrgy for it then
No.332857
>>332852
Last as long as you, but don't push yourself if it's harmful.
>>332853
I think you're the one with a deity mind here.
Enjoy your food.
>>332855
Ouch, that's too close to miss it. Hope you're able to do it. Guess you just have to get somewhat lucky.
No.332858
>>332855
Tee is helping me how he can, because he's told me I need to sleep earlier and such.
Oh I only got milk and juice, since that's all I was missing. >.<
>>332856
No need to get anxious over not cleaning well enough Venla! Just go with the flow and enjoy the groove that is cleaning up~ I tend to dance when I'm cleaning up x~x
No.332859
>>332857
Well if you set up your build right you can do it with the right setup you can blaze through levels, it can be tricky though
No.332860
>>332858
Heh, i used to do that when I listened to music without head phones.
I get anxiety over everything nowadays though x,x
No.332861
>>332858
That's good, shouldn't take much longer to keep it on a decent schedule
Heh okay, what kind of juice did you end up getting?
No.332862
>>332845
Nah probably watch Dan on Twitch play it. No monies atm.
>>332847
and that order is? Throw you off the ship? You got it :^)
Yup, that a problem? Ill tell you what I eat and you write down my cals.
That sounds rude, rip ;-;
No.332863
>>332860
Pfft, I do it most of the time, I just break out into a little jig, mainly when I'm just standing around. I think people see me as a bit weird when I do so.
>>332861
I ended up getting mango juice since mango = best juice, for me that is! It wont take much longer, I'm already waking up between 10 - 11 so I'm slowly getting there.
No.332864
>>332862
I know that feel lol
Well hopefully you'll be able to pick it up at some point
Any word on a new job yet?
No.332865
>>332863
don't let others stop you from dancing little boy
No.332866
>>332863
Oh mango is nice
Yeah shouldn't take you too much longer then, at least you are almost there now ^^
No.332867
>>332865
Like I'd stop people from letting me dance, I just do it! I don't care what the haters think!
This picture sums me up when haters start to hate.
>>332866
Mango and passion fruit juices are the best. Maybe if I sleep like around 11 today, I'll wake up nice and early for university.
No.332868
>>332859
I hope you can do it. Not that I know much about D3 though.
>>332862
Nah. Just do the dishes on your designated days.
Kind of actually. I don't usually post anything of me, and when I do I usually know who's around. I can't know that magically, you have to find out for yourself!
You're the rude one! Getting my fishing up though!
No.332869
>>332857
Is it wrong to hate it?
No.332870
>>332867
They're a nice combo ^^
How you settling in now?
>>332868
I should be able to, 5 seconds is nothing and I'm managing T7 easy enough now
Just need to get a little bit of luck when running through the levels to find the tough enemies
No.332871
>>332869
To hate what?
>>332870
I'm sure you'll be able to do it just fine. Shouldn't be too hard for you to get. How much time have you put into the game so far?
No.332873
>>332864
Mhm and dont remind about that ree! Uhh nothing yet ;-;
>>332868
Ill shove em in the washer and wont even push that cleaner in it just to spike you :^)
Ah, well dont think anything bad about it. That sounds like too much work!
Now?!
No.332875
>>332871
Um about 90 hours
>>332873
Well hopefully something comes up soon :/
No.332876
>>332863
You changed waifu? that's pretty disgusting m8.
No.332877
>>332873
Please, Bit. I trust you in this. ;_: Don't spite me.
PARANOIA IS INTENSIFYING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Kind of is. That's why I stopped and just assumed and generalized.
>>332874
Depends. Being awake can be pretty awful. Sleep if you don't like it. You'll wake up at a good time.
>>332875
Sounds like you've got your money's worth already.
No.332878
>>332876
>changed my waifu.
No I didn't, Momiji is still my waifu, Reigen is my husbando.
No.332880
>>332877
Yeah just really like diablo and theres a ton of things you can do
No.332881
>>332870
I'm settling in fine, just like my own house, easy peasy! \o/
No.332882
>>332875
Yea just gotta push myself more
>>332877
Bap! yea spite ;-;
EVERYTHING IS FINE!
Add me on rs, Z O I D S
>>332878
Are we posting husbandos now?
>>332879
Ello maam
No.332883
>>332881
That's really good to hear ^^
>>332882
Well fingers crossed something turns up soon
No.332884
>>332882
Yes we are, gotta' problem with that huh?!
>>332883
Well I can settle almost anywhere and be fine, just give me a supply of nice cool milk near by and I'm happy.
No.332885
>>332882
I'm not a maam.
If we're posting husbandos I'm just gonna tell you to look in the mirror to find mine
No.332886
>>332880
I never beat Diablo 1…
>tfw failure
>>332882
Just wash the dishes like a good shipmate!
NO! IT'S NOT! I have to change everything now!
You can have spaces in your name in RS? better than my name at least.
No.332887
>>332886
I'm wondering if we are going to get a remater of 1 and 2 or something for the 20th anniversary this year
No.332888
>>332877
Once I get the time for it.
No.332889
>>332887
That would be pretty nice. I'd consider buying both of them. Though kind of like how they are as is. Just need to get myself to reinstall Diablo and finish it.
>>332888
Whenever you can. I'll even hold your hand so you fall asleep better.
No.332892
>>332883
I thank you maam
>>332884
Why are you always so mean to me? ;-;
>>332885
Fine fine SIR. Pls, I'll just give you a good one like Araragi :^)
>>332886
1 plate and spoon it is. IT IS! Trust me.
Yea, I wanted zoids but someone active still has that. They delete lots of old names a couple years ago so people got some nice names now. There is one people cant get because it was a famous person on rs that died.
No.332893
>>332892
FINALLY. I don't want another one..
No.332894
>>332889
I don't know how to feel about that.
No.332896
>>332892
Don' slack off now, matey! It's not! I look like a raging homo now anyways.
Man. I'm just Jordan9230. That's the amount of creativity I had as a kid. I guess Jagex is honoring their name? That's pretty decent of them to do.
>>332894
Afraid.
No.332897
>Tfw job looks promising
>So if you are the woman we're looking for…
>Woman
this fucking bullshit where are my rights as a straight white man fucking sexist pigs fuck.
No.332898
>>332897
Does that mean they can choose if they want to hire a woman or not?
No.332899
>>332895
Dateinn.
>>332896
Why?
>>332897
That got me smiling for some stupid reason.
No.332900
>>332893
Ofc you're my real life husbando :^)
>>332896
What are you even paying me? Is, if I saw you on the street I would think you was at least 99% straight :^)
Well change it up if you decide on members someday
No.332901
>>332898
Looks like the fuckers fucking can fuck.
WHERE'S MY HRT
>>332899
Well that eases my annoyance a bit.
No.332903
>>332895
Hey Date, how're you?
>>332900
Better be..
No.332905
>>332902
Because it made you smile!
No.332906
>>332899
Just cause. Unless you'd rather feel some pleasant feeling. You can do that too.
>>332900
Food and shelter. Not. 99% straight? I guess that's pretty good. No idea what 100% straight looks like now though. You have to show me.
Members get to change theirs?
>>332901
Eh, a business should be able to choose who they want to hire really.
No.332907
>>332904
Hello Date.
>>332905
Oh, if it eases your mind I don't really ever go to the dark side of moods, at most I just become void of everything.
>>332906
I don't really follow currently.
No.332908
>>332903
good you?
>>332907
how are you?
No.332909
>>332906
Honestly I agree, but damn if it stings right now!
>>332907
Void is bad mmkay. Stay outside of it. In the happy side.
No.332910
>>332907
What do you mean?
>>332909
Kind of dealt with some shit with our hiring laws here, and I'd rather have that. Not like companies here can't basically get away with it in small subtle doses.
No.332911
>>332908
Somewhat okay I guess, I don't really know, but not bad at all.
>>332909
I will, just microwaved some leftovers and got coffee too.
>>332910
I don't really know what you meant by that.
No.332912
>>332903
Baby dweeb
>>332906
I have that already…until they kick me out! Then feast your eyes! This is a 100% straight anime thing! Amazed?
Yea
No.332913
>>332910
You can get away with anything in small amounts!
What did you deal with?
>>332911
Sounds like the day is back on track
No.332914
>>332908
Eh..glad you're good.
>>332912
I'm neither a baby or dweeb
No.332915
>>332913
Yeah, not sure if I'll sleep at all though.
No.332917
>>332911
Just feel afraid because I said you should. But you can also feel a pleasant feeling if you really want to feel that instead of fear. Your choice. When it comes to me holding your hand anyways.
>>332912
Well you won't be kicked out here unless you don't clean dishes! DOES THAT WOMAN HAVE A DICK?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!!!!
How often?!
>>332913
Fucking disabled idiots trying to work a somewhat physically demanding job. Last job I had the post office come and get our shit since we shipped stuff out. The stuff we sent were on carts that were pretty heavy, even on wheels. We would be kind enough to help the guys get it on the truck, even if it wasn't our job. But we had a few people "demand" we should help them because they damaged their fucking leg in high school football or some shit. Like FUCK! Don't get a fucking physically demanding job if you can't fucking do it. But yet the government says you can't "discriminate" against them apparently.
Fucking shit heads.
/rant
No.332918
>>332917
I am not afraid of hand holding.
No.332919
>>332918
You aren't? Guess I'm alone in this feeling.
No.332920
>>332915
Well if you hold up until the evening night you'll have your sleep schedule worries dealt with
>>332917
Ahh yeah that makes no sense. Sucks that you had to pick up the slack.
No.332921
No.332922
>>332919
Oh, no need to be afraid.
>>332920
I'll probably get really dumb in the meantime and ask for a 9mm aspirin to be inserted straight into my cranium.
That was a joke, please don't get worried.
No.332923
>>332922
Aw I laready got really excited about inserting a 9mm aspirin into you
No.332924
>>332917
Fine fine, just use more paper plates. Uhh no that's just a very puffy vulva :D
I think every few months? Its been awhile
>>332921
With a butt
No.332926
>>332920
Oh, ACL is what was damaged. Still. He tried to make excuses but my boss was having none of it. Eventually we came to an understanding though. Just be nice and seem hard working and we'll help. I don't mind helping out.
>>332922
I heard hand holding was pretty scary though.
>>332924
Nah. Paper plates suck ass. Screws those, except for picnic.
>puffy vulva
>pins tried this same shit on me
IT WON'T WORK YOU GAYLORD!
Try it now. :^)
No.332927
>>332926
I find it calming and pleasant though.
No.332928
>>332925
>ask for a 9mm aspirin to be inserted
tbh i have no idea what you were saying so i just tried to make a joke
>>332926
heh exactly. idk, kind of weird to get into a physical job if you have an injury preventing you from doing it
No.332929
>>332927
Have you held hands before?
No.332930
>>332928
It was some pretty language for being shot in the head with a 9mm bullet.
>>332929
You haven't?
No.332931
>>332930
Ahhhhh… I was thinking about it but the aspirin confused me and I didn't make the connection.
Phew, I was worried you went dumb already but it was just me.
No.332932
>>332930
No way man that shit is way too scary.
On a serious note, yes I have.
>>332928
People need jobs, but find something else. Just fucking fucked fuck! But they wanted it because it pays decent.
No.332933
MFW JOB OFFER QUOTES WIKIPEDIA EXPLAINING WHAT THE JOB IS – (Wikipedia)
>>332932
Yeah, i understand the people need jobs but the bad attitude kind of works against me seeing it that way!
No.332934
>>332926
Just gotta put 1 on top of the other and everything is fiiiine.
It's true! Nuh uh! I love my name ;-;
No.332935
>>332931
Well, Burana ain't that common outside Finland.
>>332932
Good, then you should be familiar with the procedure.
No.332937
>>332933
lolwut?
Pretty much. I didn't enjoy it for sure. Oh well. Not at that job anymore, rip.
>>332934
Maybe for a bit. Ceramic plates are nice and fancy though!
G A Y L O R D! Oh, fair enough. Don't want to change mine either. Hope you got my request though.
>>332935
Be gentle please. My hands are small.
No.332940
>>332935
That's true. But even if you had said Burana I wouldn't have understood.
>>332937
They quoted what a car driver is from wikipedia and added the quoted from wikipedia. Then they went ahead and said well this job is nothing like that.
Also why the fuck wont these jobs say what they want me to do wtf.
Oh we need you to have hygienepass, no salmonella, be trustworthy, good with machinery, know cellphones. If you're good at those then call us!
wtf tell me what you want me to fucking do.
rip jerbs
No.332941
>>332938
>>332936
>tfw magi hasn't seen QI ever
No.332942
>>332941
What how?! HE LIVES THERE!
No.332943
>>332942
I KNOW RIGHT
I forced her to watch one episode idk what happened after
No.332944
>>332940
Ah, guess my sense of humour is a bit dark then.
No.332945
>>332944
Well you're a Finn… But i'm pretty slow atm too so could be that as well
No.332946
>>332936
Good show
>>332937
That is true but were a pirate crew..
Ree! Yea says youre offline so it should show me online when you get on..or off. Gonna go sleep in an hour
No.332947
>>332939
Proceed to hand hold then!
>>332940
Sounds kind of weird. I guess you looked into a driving position?
It's a job in international marketing obviously. :^)
No.332948
>>332946
Even pirates need fancy stuff! We aren't in the ghettos!
Really? I'm online right now though.
No.332949
>>332947
I'm just looking at everything that our Neet site recommends me. Apparently taxi drivers are very needed.
Clearly!
No.332950
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WOW ARE YOU GUYS AS PUMPED ABOUT THIS AS I AM?
Wew.
No.332951
No.332952
>>332945
Could be either one, or maybe I'm just a bit stupid currently.
>>332947
Will do.
No.332955
>>332949
Probably because no one sane wants to be a taxi driver.
>>332950
Give me the skinny.
>>332951
Normal society would say yes.
>>332952
This is getting weird for me now.
No.332956