No.319422
>>319417
its a figure of speech!
>>319421
i am not
!
magi can vouch for me that im harmless
No.319423
>>319419
I mean considering how the casual mode doesn't follow any ranks and I'd see worst of the worst, the people who make you wonder how do they know how to breathe.
No.319426
i need to go top shop, before hrt
No.319427
>>319425
I want to mutilate those annoying bouncyballs with a hammer
No.319428
>>319427
That's not very nice.
No.319429
>>319419
I definitely said that, yes.
No.319430
>>319423
Oh, I misunderstood then.
>>319424
Here I thought spurding triggered you.
No.319432
>>319428
The world isn't nice
especially to balls full of spurdo
>>319429
Guess it's time to make my sore wee even more sore
>>319430
It was all a cover so I could release some pent up anger at spurd
No.319433
This place is extremely /lewd/ today.
No.319434
>>319430
Well, the worst players in the game are something you can't even imagine, it's like their brain has a 300-400ms delay.
No.319435
>>319434
That's like me on a good day.
No.319436
>>319432
Release it! Let it drip, leak, flow, burst out of you!
>>319433
The pic seems like an approval to me.
>>319434
They shoot you when you get to where the enemy stood just a bit ago, eh?
No.319439
>>319435
Now you're just saying things.
>>319436
A few guys have done these videos where they've de-ranked so much that they see the worst, and play with knives only.
https://youtu.be/Ax57rpKvBQE?t=89
No.319440
Nobody saw that I deleted a post with the wrong file uploaded
>>319433
It seems to have been a recurring theme lately after the hot gluing happened
>>319436
Uhhhhhhhhh
i-if you insist
~~
No.319441
>>319436
Well, I don't disapprove.
>>319439
Yeah, pretty much. I feel tired enough for it to be true, though.
No.319442
>>319439
>tfw i havent played csgo in 2 weeks and my skill is probably shit now
No.319443
>>319440
I missed hot gluing?
No.319444
>>319443
Yeah uh, that happened some weeks ago when Burch first came here. We might've pressured him into hot fluing an pu.re squidgirl figurine
No.319446
>>319441
Well, it's the weekend soon though.
>>319442
I've only watched the matches TheWarOwl narrated, and that's all of csgo related I've done in a while.
No.319447
>>319439
I see. That's kind of masturbatory tbh. Cool for sure, but at the same time, idk.
>>319440
Rats, I forgot oozing. Let it ooze before dripping and leaking.
>>319441
Good for old Jonah and it's good enough for me.
No.319448
>>319446
yeah i should probably get back on it before i lose my rank
or just get shit at it
Hans has been busy alot so i havent had the want to play as much
since solo que is hell
No.319449
>>319447
Pretty much, but those people make you wonder how they're able to breathe.
>>319448
Know that feel, and one of my broskis has just disappeared to god knows where.
No.319451
>>319449
we played once in the past week
but ill just force my self to play solo if i have to
and do alot of 1v1s to get back into it
No.319452
>>319430
I really like that one in the blue and white.
No.319453
>>319451
I'll just play a few casual matches, as I don't want to start losing my rank in solo hell.
No.319454
>>319452
It is nice. Though that was all of Forest I have. Posting a bit of Chloe.
>>319449
Ah well.
No.319455
>>319453
there is a website that iuse called challenge.gg
akari showed it to me you can play 1v1 2v2 all the way to 5v5
its nice to warm up in and stuff
sadly i always get 150 ping since servers are in germany but its still nice and free
No.319459
>>319452
Btw I don't know / remember, do you just like plain cock pics?
No.319461
>>319454
And sometimes it makes you feel like they're hearing impaired with the obvious loud footsteps coming from enemies.
Or maybe they just play music whilst playing competitive, which is absolutely blasphemous.
>>319455
I don't really see how the benefit of 1v1 battles, as you don't have the same situations coming up as in the real matches with those parameters.
No.319462
>>319459
They can be nice when I'm in the mood! So, post what you have for now.
>>319460
Welcome back!
No.319463
>>319460
Welcome back. What did you buy?
>>319461
Could also be playing without sound becauseit's 4am where they are at at the time and they don't have headphones. Or someone is covering their ears.
No.319464
>>319462
>>319463
oj
orange flavored water
chicken and bacon sandwich
No.319466
>>319461
more on the line of aim really
well for me
it helps me smoothen my aim and get rid of the first game jitters
and the anxiety of the difficult situations isnt as bad when you put it in a real match
>tfw i actually was decent when i was a shitter
No.319468
>>319464
oj? uh, orange juice?
Chicken and bacon sandwich, eh? Sounds nice, what else has it in it?
No.319469
>>319447
Your pictures also lack oozing
>>319459
Except some of these
More oozing!~
>>319460
Hello girl
No.319470
>>319468
yes oj
mayo?
>>319469
hello girl
No.319471
>>319463
Could be that, but then that raises the question; "How young are they?"
>>319466
Aim doesn't really matter to me in first rounds as I'm not playing the M4A4 or AK-47, I usually keep my SMG until I die for the first time.
I had a match like that a few weeks ago in DMG-LE match, too bad the randoms weren't as reliable.
No.319472
>>319470
m-maybe I wanted to hear that
No.319473
>>319471
yeah im looking through my old screens from like a year ago
its crazy
idk im horrible under pressure and like my hand twitches alot when i play
so i have horrible aim because of it
shame game sense doesnt transfer to skill
No.319474
>>319470
>Not pineapple
Why even bother?
>>319468
I think I'm good for now, Rumour. I've "Lost interest".
No.319475
>>319472
>m-maybe I wanted to hear that
>i didn't want to be a girl
>it was just a phase
No.319476
>>319474
because i cant cum? so whats the point of pineapple
No.319477
>>319469
All in due time!~
>>319470
No veggies? No onions or lettuce or maybe pickles or cucumbers?
>>319471
Could be actual kids. I remember DJ Wheat's son used to play some FPS game.
>>319474
Aha, okay. Let's lose some more some otehr time.
No.319478
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>>319476
I don't even see how those things are related! It's just the best juice!
No.319479
>>319473
Never taken any screenshots of the game.
I just sometimes get some adrenaline going on during those 1v situations.
Although I admit this was after +7 cups of coffee.
No.319481
>>319479
i got the nerves of a fybromalgia patient when i play
but i always try my best and when my nerves are in control i can play ok
and sometimes i tend to get tilted when i get killed in such a bullshit manner
No.319482
>>319475
You didn't see anything I never said any of that >>319474
>that picture
>>319477
I want oozing right now! GIMME OOZING REEEEEEEEEE
No.319483
>>319477
We got this one kid in our team last time we played, and the first thing they said in microphone was so hi-pitched nobody of us understood it, but as he said the first vowel of whatever he said, we started laughing so hard that I had to cry there.
DJ Wheat?
>>319481
I'm usually calling the shots for the strats, so can't have any nerves there.
If that happens to me, well, I just buy a nova and see how far up in their ass I can jam it.
Kind of proud of my statrak nova with 400 on it, all competitive too.
No.319484
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>>319483
yeah novas are fun
but oh well ill always be the most inconsistent player in the history of csgo
one match i can be a madman
the next 7 kills in the whole match and i play like a silver ;-;
No.319485
>>319477
just chicken and bacon
>>319478
makes your cum sweeter man i do miss eating my cum
>>319482
you know, i know
No.319486
>>319485
Lots of nice fruit helps with that
No.319487
>>319484
A match isn't good for me if I can't keep my K/D:R positive, which is quite rare, but sometimes I get those matches with 10-20 assists.
I recall only having 1 nova ace so far, and that was in nuke with each kill having 1s between them, too bad the CTs had lined up nicely from the site to the vent.
No.319488
>>319478
Eh you know
>being on /lewd/
>mention pineapple
it was kind of bound to be interpreted that way.
>>319482
Your command is my wish. Wait. I mean the other way around.
>>319483
Mean, poor kiddo.
Ah I only know him thanks to RollPlay, but he's a streamer I think.
>>319485
Well, that's a bit disappointing after all.
>>319486
Heya Magi. What's up?
No.319489
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>319487
yeah shotguns are fun to use
when i was a silver like a year ago i would use it alot even got this gem from my time using it
now in the mg levels its all sweaty try hards so you cant use more fun weapons as much
but i still buy a xm if i win the pistol round
No.319490
>>319485
n-no please stop trying to poke at my fragile masculinity
>>319486
>tfw juices are all sweet and tasty after going semi vegan avoiding eating too much fatty animal shit
No.319491
Banks are hard. Don't deal with them
No.319492
>>319488
Hey Rumor, um not bad just watching the new Mr Robot and having my dinner
How's you?
>>319490
I eat fresh fruit all the time
No.319493
>>319485
>>319488
I didn't actually know that, though. You'll live. One day you can eat as much of Burt's as you like.
No.319494
>>319488
It just cracked us the hell up, since everyone else had the +40 year old manly man voice and felt overly depressive, and then out of the blue that kid just screams something sounding like damn spongebob.
>>319489
I never bothered with xm, but I still use shotguns as nobody expects the spanish inquisition shotgun in competitive.
No.319495
>>319488
t-that's the stuff
No.319496
>>319494
i got a train souvenir last major and got this out of it
it felt nice
No.319497
>>319495
How do I do anything close to this?
No.319498
>>319496
Don't have any souvenirs, and didn't get the case off the last one, but if I did, I would have probably sold it and bought something else.
No.319499
>>319497
You don't. It's a fake or something.
Or a condition.
No.319500
>>319498
lol i do that too but akari was like just open it
so i did and got something worth the same as the case so no loss for me
No.319501
>>319486
stawberry favored cum please
>>319488
what i like chicken and bacon
>>319490
> fragile masculinity
what masculinity
>>319493
>One day you can eat as much of Burt's as you like.
pretty soon hopefully
>>319495
>>319497
you inject fake cum into your bladder
No.319502
>>319492
Fruit is life, half my calories I eat every day come from fresh fruit pretty much
>>319497
Inject your bladder full of fake semen and pee it out.
No.319503
>>319500
Thought that was off the 30€ case.
No.319504
>>319491
Hello again Clown.
>>319492
I don't know the old mr. Robot, some kind of a show / series? Enjoy your meal. I'm just wallowing in my cold wiith a nosful of snot. At least I have beer I guess.
>>319493
Well don't just trust anything random lewdies say on the internet, do your own empirical research.
>>319494
Hah, okay that's fair X3
>>319495
That's the webm I was looking for to post actually but couldn't find it for the life of mine.
Also this one reminds me of me a bit.
No.319505
>>319503
nah train is like 2 dollars
No.319506
>>319501
heh I eat a ton of fruit
Yeah peeing that out from the bladder is what they do in porn flicks
>>319502
Same, I don't eat much red meat either
>>319504
It's a TV series
The cold been working on you or has it just started?
Usually gets worse at night
No.319507
>>319504
Always as amusing though.
>>319505
I thought the cheapest was 10€ something when it was dropped.
No.319508
>>319501
>>319502
Never mind. That doesn't sound worth it at all.
>>319504
:^)
Be back later, guys/girls, shopping.
No.319509
>>319507
nah best cheapest one is cache like 5 10 dollars
cheapest are like dust 2 and train
No.319510
>>319504
Hi again rumor, how have you been?
No.319511
>>319501
i-i'll beat you up I swear it I'm not a girl ; _ ;;
I think..
>>319504
Well the wee isn't as cute as yours
No.319512
>>319509
Could have sworn that their prices were higher during the event.
No.319513
>>319506
its pretty gross
>>319508
pretty fucked tbh
>>319511
if you get gd then welp
No.319514
>>319512
i mean the best you can get out of the train case is a factory new m4a4 urban ddpat it sells for like 100 usd
but other than that
most stuff in the case arent worth much
No.319515
>>319501
So do I, but just mayo and nothing else? That¨s kind of bland.
>>319506
Well, I've had very mild cold for a long time I suppose, but recently it'ss gone way worse. It's been kinda meh during the day as well.
>>319508
See you. Totally give it a shot though.
>>319510
Eh, so so. Not terrible mind you, just the usual I guess. How about you?
>>319511
Aw jeez you >///<
No.319516
>>319515
Did adult stuff, work tonight so just relaxing and cleaning. Pretty much just acting like a adult, so tired but could be worse.
Looking for good music, what do you recommend?
No.319517
>>319514
That's pretty much the case.. for any case.
Ba dum tss
No.319518
>>319513
Yeah pretty much
>>319515
Yeah some of them can linger, hopefully it won't get worse
No.319520
>>319516
Ah, I'm almost there with you. Except not cleaning. You said something about a bank?
I'd recommend you ask someone else for music.
I have been listening a little bit again to Chemical Brothers, after years of not listening to a single song of theirs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaU5qkQJ1e4
>>319518
Well… Some time ago I was going to the doctor with the cold, had some nasal spray and inhaled mineral waer steam. Hope it won't get back to that x_x
No.319521
>>319513
shutup just because I hate almost every feature about my body since they are too masculine doesn't mean I have GD!11
>>319515
cute wee cute wee
This thread needs more cute wees I agree
No.319522
>>319520
Yeah had to open a account with a new bank today since old one was being a dick about old college funds. Plus chase is a shitty bank anyways avoid if you can.
Never heard of chemical brothers before, they don't sound too bad.
No.319523
>>319521
>shutup just because I hate almost every feature about my body since they are too masculine doesn't mean I have GD!11
rip tee you have gd
No.319525
>>319521
Stahp x.x
Why yes, I do have a "size - cute" subfolder in my cocks folder!
>>319522
AH I see. Well, not like we have chase (Chase?) banks here.
Some of their songs are kind of famous but people tend to not know who are the authors / band. The previous one and this one, I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp0rQIHWFWI
No.319526
>>319524
well where is it ?
No.319527
>>319526
It's your next drop.
No.319528
>>319524
Not bad, you should have linked it to Clown >>319522 though o:
It's related but not quite the same genre I think?
No.319529
>>319523
Uhh your dad has gd
and your whole family
even your dog has gd!
HA! Sure got you now!
>>319525
I wish my folders weren't this disorganized, somewhere in here I have huge amounts of oozing wees, I just need to find them..
No.319530
>>319527
but my next drop is an item……
No.319531
>>319528
I thought it'd interest you.
>>319530
That's what the game wants you to think.
No.319532
>>319531
no like literally i need like 200 exp to get my next drop
No.319533
>>319532
Are you certain it's going to be a skin, and not just a case?
No.319535
>>319529
i didn't know my farther
my mothers dead
and my dog is dead too
thanks for reminding me
No.319536
>>319534
I wouldn't be sure, after all it's volvo and gaben.
No.319537
>>319525
Never heard that one either, preferred the first song over 2nd personally.
Maybe they just aren't famous in america? Or I'm just ignorant of pop culture. Most likely the ladder.
>>319524
That song is interesting. Video accompanying it has cool lights, I want those.
No.319539
>>319538
ty sorry just sensitive at the moment
No.319542
>>319537
I wonder how it's done considering the fluorescent lamps.
Ratatat's more known for their song "Loud Pipes", but I think it's within the same genre as Rjd2 or Bonobo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVqAdIMQZlk
>>319539
No problem Hattie.
>>319541
Just don't feel letdown when it isn't what you expected.
No.319543
>>319529
Ah I see, you jsut need to spend a few dozens of hours of sorting it all.
>>319531
Ah fair enough.
>>319537
Ah I'm ignorant as well. I am sure I heard some of these songs in films or advertising or such. Then again it's been some time probably.
What do you like to listen to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hsj8KsQ0U
No.319544
>>319542
what i expect is always what i want
No.319545
>>319544
Just remember that a pessimist is never letdown.
Hope for the best, expect the worst.
No.319546
>>319545
im just autistic
not pesimistic nor a optimist
No.319547
>>319546
That just sounded way too optimistic.
No.319548
>>319542
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVqAdIMQZlk
Has nice rhythm to it. There are bits when it starts feeling repetitive and then suddenly change it up a little bit, like they read my mind ahead of time.
But hard to remember.
No.319549
>>319547
i try to be the best autist i can be
No.319550
>>319542
I've never heard of any of those bands, I'm in the dark when it comes to this "style" of music.
I think I've heard ghostwriter before and not known it. I like it a lot though.
>>319543
Matt dusk is who I've been listening to a lot of recently.
Very different genre than what you've linked, but I like a bit of everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na5Sj-fcEwI
No.319551
>>319548
Yeah, but it's pretty much just chilling music all in all.
>>319549
I meant the drop thing.
>>319550
Well, it's either chillhop or trip hop when it comes to these artists.
Ghostwriter's one of the more known songs in the genre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUnMOG8xKsg
No.319552
>>319551
oh well
yes to both
No.319553
>>319550
>Matt dusk
See, that one I don't.
I have ut a bit similar I suppose. Some artist pique my interest, others don't even though they play similar music.
I get an amount of music from game OSTs. The song I linked before was from Black Mountain, which I came across in a game.
Aha, indeed that one is rather different. Pretty upbeat.
No.319554
Wew there's an awful lot of penises in this thread today
No.319555
>>319553
Aw, what game was that, that you stumbled accross them?
At first I thought they sounded like something I'd hear in JSRF.
>>319551
Aw, I do like chillhop, but I don't really know artist. Just listen to 1 hr mash ups or something.
No.319556
>>319554
its for you gayboy
No.319557
>>319556
All these people are showing their penis for me? i'm flattered tbh
No.319558
>>319553
>>319550
>>Matt dusk
>See, that one I don't.
*don't know
>>319555
Spec Ops: the Line. Here's a scene with one song (at 18:35) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_x38ZhinhU Nothing like a bit of psychadelic rock while mowing down impossible to believe amounts of your fellow countrymen.
>>319554
Hello. It's not my fault, Ese was totally horny and made me do it.
No.319559
>>319558
Please spoiler them, I am a christian and they deeply offend me!
No.319560
>>319558
Aw okay, I actually played and beat that game, yet still don't remember it. Must be my old age catching up to me giving me Alzheimers.
No.319561
>>319559
she has a puffy vulva
No.319562
>>319557
>All these people are showing their penis for me? i'm flattered tbh
>>319559
>Please spoiler them, I am a christian and they deeply offend me!
Well if you insist…
>>319560
Oh! o: Man, you should play it again then! Well, actually it's mostly good for the story and I bet you'd remember the biggest spoiler sooner or later so, maybe don't.
How long ago, do you reckon?
No.319563
>>319561
There's not enough puffy vulva in this world
>>319562
Not gonna lie, I chuckled
No.319564
>>319562
10/10 spoiler
Good thing I'm too lazy to do that myself
No.319565
>>319564
see this is what i girl tee would look like
No.319566
>>319563
>>319564
Thanks ^.^
How've you been?
Also that's a lewd pic, Tee.
No.319567
>>319564
Now that's one big clitoris!
>>319566
I've been okay I guess, been watching a lot of anime this week and been on my vita a bit too, you?
No.319568
>>319567
I see, did you watch anything super famous (otherwise I won't know it, eheh)?
Been on your vita whats?
Atm am enjoying this awful col I got. Otherwise just working and slacking off. Watched Django Unchained yesterday, that was fun.
No.319570
>>319568
I don't think what I watched was super famous. I played on my vita a little bit, it's started to get hacked so some games can be pirated on it and played some. I never really got to watch django unchained before
No.319571
>>319570
Well, what did you watch?
>vita
Oh! It's a console! I never really had anything other than PC (and Sega Megadrive when I was a kid) so I don't really keep up.
It's a pretty decent movie. Tarantino, so lots of blood, too much blood. A bit over the top. Nice characters, it has Christopher Waltz in it (the guy who played SS colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds). Got to love him.
No.319572
>>319571
Kono suba and hibike euphonium, they're not bad shows and hibike gets another season starting next month so I don't have long to wait for that. yeah it's a console but it gets no love, also I never saw inglorious bastards either
No.319574
>>319572
>all of these non-penis'd pictures
Pins pls.
Ah, yeah indeed I haven't heard of those.
Oh! You should pirate it if only for the first twenty minutes. That's where Waltz shines. He plays a bit similar characters in both of them. They're like these precise, posh geniuses that keep you on your toes wondering whether they escalate the situation into something horrible or not.
No.319575
>>319572
I heard konosuba, dunno what you people are talking about
No.319576
>>319574
Fine i'll post some puffy vulvas
I'm kinda bored right now so I might pirate it actually and watch it in a little bit
>>319575
Yeah I got done watching it the other day darkness is best girl
No.319577
>>319576
That's better~ if I say so myself.
I guess if you have seen some other Tarantino films, you know a bit what to expect.
No.319578
>>319577
If it's bad i'm blaming you
No.319579
>>319578
You can lay all the blame on me. All and then some. That one is actually rather nice.
No.319580
>>319579
Sounds like you'd enjoy getting blamed I don't have many 3d pictures tbh
No.319581
>>319580
That's the impression I meant to give, yuh. They're not bad so far though. Are you more of a 2D person? MMostly just theoretically into guys? It's been too long since that steam conversation….
Also judging by the pictures you're posting, I'm dumping the wrong end am I not?
No.319582
>>319581
Pervert I don't even save pictures to fap to, just to post with, and these were mixed with a bunch of 2d pictures in a big folder someone sent me ages ago
How do you mean dumping the wrong end?
No.319583
>>319579
>those hips
Pretty sure that's Admin from Cuteboys
am triggered, I want those fucking hips REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.319584
>>319582
Y-yes, I'm a pervert, blame me! Ah, I do save, a lot in fact, though rarely fap to them.
This way.
>>319583
Aha, yeah I think so as well. I do have a folder of him but this one is still from the cute cocks.
No.319585
>>319583
This is almost the same as that one person who went all "I recognize that bulge!" in 4chan.
No.319588
>>319585
w-well I have seen a lot of cocks and he happens to be a combination of wide hips+small cute weewee so it's pretty distinct NOT MY FAULT
>>319584
post more cutes
No.319589
>>319588
>w-well I have seen a lot of cocks
SLUTTTTTT
No.319591
>>319589
SO WHAT IF I LIKE COCKS YOU LITTLE RABBIT CUNT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH I SQUAT TWICE YOUR FUCKING WEIGHT YOU LITTLE FUCKER
No.319592
>>319591
I'm going to put up posters that say TEE IS A COCK LOVING WHORE!
No.319593
>>319585
>This is almost the same as that one person who went all "I recognize that bulge!" in 4chan.
Whop was that, or whom did he recognize? Just anon(s)?
Some people are just easy to recognize. Like webm related.
>>319588
More cute cocks? I'm slowly getting close to the end of that folder.
No.319594
>>319592
AND I WILL ENJOY THAT!
No.319595
>>319592
>TEE IS A COCK LOVING WHORE!
That's fine, he just needs to find himself a whore-loving cock!
No.319597
>>319588
That's what you say, I bet you've even got a few of those framed on your wall.
>>319593
see
>>319587
No.319600
>>319597
It's also like that "I recognise that gay blowjob!" picture of the two guys in the woods with the bear
No.319601
>>319599
I.. what?
>>319600
That's a more recent one, although wasn't it concluded that it was out of some Russian picture?
No.319604
>>319594
Correction, ATTENTION AND COCK LOVING WHORE!
>>319595
>>319596
I volunteer.
No.319606
>>319602
It reminds me of the poster named SCANNER we have, he can recognize pretty much any doujin reaction pic and link you the doujin.
>>319603
Jesus Christ.
No.319607
>>319605
Just the way you want it, right?
No.319608
>>319604
Shit, beat me to it.
>>319606
Here on /lewd/?
No.319610
>pro cycling manager and farming simulator are on sale
i died and went to heaven
No.319611
>>319562
I remember all the story to the game just not the music. Especially since I've talked about it so many times with different friends of mine.
No.319612
>>319609
That can be remedied.
No.319613
>>319611
Ah I see. You have, what have you talked about? Some people thought it was a bit of cheap, like it would force you to do something terrible then smear your face in it.
No.319614
>>319608
Nah, animus, but I think he has been coming here every now and then.
>>319609
Now you're just posting random reaction images.
No.319615
>>319613
That the best scene in the game is the strobe light scene mostly. Other than that my slight infuriating that the white phosphorous scene is infinitely respawning enemies, I actually spent a good 30 mins killing them before I realized I was forced to use it.
No.319616
>>319612
>>319614
They are all aproppriate!
No.319618
>>319616
When and where, bby?
No.319619
>>319601
Yeah in the end of was a russian picture of a gay blocjob in a carpark
No.319620
>>319614
Ah I see. That makes sense, though I have not seen him here yet.
>>319615
>strobe light
Umm, which one? Aha, yeah. What I did is looked around and saw no means of climbing down, so I figured I had to do it.
I'm not sure which I liked the best, apart from the ending the first ending, the part after that is just a nice touch.
No.319621
>>319616
>appropriate
That is subjective.
>>319617
A bit tired, trying to watch some Breaking Bad too.
>>319619
Seems like my memory hasn't failed me yet then.
>>319620
I've seen him come around a few times, but it's more like a once in a blue moon occurrence, although he rarely appears anywhere.
No.319622
>>319618
Here, right now
>>319621
perv!
No.319623
>>319621
Tired already?
What season?
No.319624
>>319622
I'll get a flight booked immediately!
No.319626
>>319617
I'm fine also missed your post, how are you?
Going to go to bed in an hourish.
>>319621
Mhmm, I see.
No.319627
>>319625
Oh, you'll be fucked senseless alright~
No.319628
>>319622
I don't see anything pervy that I did, you're the one being suggestive.
>>319623
Well, I slept quite long and I've been bored for most of the day.
s2e9, soon s3.
>>319626
Though I think he goes around the cuteboy thing or that monster board for monster girls.
No.319630
>>319626
How rude.
That's good.
I'm okay
Why sleeping so early?
>>319628
Ah I see, why not try and wake up a bit and do something then?
No.319631
>>319629
Because you're a whore, remember?
No.319632
>>319631
That's right! I need bepis goddamnit
No.319633
>>319628
I haven't been around /cuteboys/ much lately, certainly don't remember him from before. Ah welp.
>>319630
It was a mistake god damnit! ;~;
Well it will be ~0:40 in an hour. Getting up around 6:50-7:00.
No.319634
>>319632
And what would you do to get it, hmm?
No.319635
>>319629
That doesn't make any sense in context.
>>319630
There's really nothing else to do other than play vidya, watch series or sleep.
>>319633
Never been there, but I think he has mentioned it a few times in the past, same with the monster place.
No.319636
>>319633
Sure it was!
Why so early?
>>319635
Why not go for a walk or run?
No.319637
>>319634
I don't even know anymore
>>319635
No.319638
>>319637
Why, is the list of things too big?
No.319639
>>319635
Could be he wasn't using his name/trip, mhmm.
>>319636
It was! >.<
Work.
No.319640
>>319636
Not really in the mood to do that at these hours.
>>319637
Goddammit Tee.
No.319641
so i bought pro cycling manager 2015
i feel proud
No.319642
>>319639
Oh what do you do again?
>>319640
Oh okay, I like late walks but I understand.
No.319643
>>319639
Probably, but he always posts this drug-crazed nurse/maid with purple eyes/hair.
>>319642
And can't even drink rest of my beers away tonight because I've got gym tomorrow.
No.319644
>>319638
Yes. I just need penis.
>>319640
No.319645
>>319642
Eshop administration now. For a year, then who knows.
What are you up to?
>>319643
Hmm, I don't remember seeing that one either.
No.319646
>>319644
Then you'll need to get over here and suck on mine, I suppose.
No.319647
>>319643
Well what can you do?
>>319645
Going to leave for Team dinner for football soon, should only be about a half hour, talking to Bit.
No.319648
>>319645
I just went through some archives and apparently the last he posted here was.. 2 months ago.
>>319647
Be a waste of space for the time being.
No.319649
>>319647
Ah I see. A dinner with the whole team, no practice?
>>319648
Juuust before I appeared, or around that time.
No.319650
>>319646
I find this agreeable
No.319651
>>319649
I thought you've been around for longer than that.
No.319652
>>319650
Excellent.
Hmm. Why don't I have you on Steam yet?
No.319653
>>319651
Don't think so, hmm. I'll have a look.
No.319655
>>319652
That's a question you shouldn't ask someone who's about to pass out
No.319657
>>319655
Yeah, I'm going soon too. Maybe I should add you first.
No.319659
>>319653
Very odd.
>>319654
Yeah, it's regrettable.
No.319660
>>319659
I think you'll be fine, ciao
No.319661
>>319660
Have a good one Sims.
No.319662
>>319654
I see. Going to some nice/fun place or?
Ah, never mind, see you Sims.
>>319659
Apparently #755, 19th June.
No.319663
>>319662
Usually time goes by fast, but that isn't even for that long.
No.319664
And I'm off to bed. Night, guys.
No.319665
>>319663
Koistinen
im bored entertain me
No.319668
>>319663
Sure does. 2 months in 10 days or so.
>>319664
Good night Otter.
No.319670
>>319667
i dont have netflix ;-;
and i just watched some pro csgo
No.319671
>>319668
This changed how I perceive time, as I was sure that you'd been here for a lot longer.
>>319670
Which match did you watch?
No.319672
>>319671
attax vs godsent
the krauts won :D
No.319673
>>319671
Being short time somewhere is very time consuming.
How long have you been here?
No.319674
>>319672
Never heard of attax, but godsent lost to virtus pro earlier, although pretty odd though considering all the OG pros godsent has from Fnatic.
This was a pretty good match though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHj6s8zU_CY
>>319673
I guess so.
I don't actually know as I used to come around rarely to talk with Magi, and sometimes I thought it would be a great idea to socialize when totally plastered, but I assume something around 9 months from my first post.
No.319675
>>319674
the attax brand is an old brand from 1.6
they just recently started to get good results
the match was a bo3 preliminaries for eleague
No.319677
>drivers got corrupted
>have to wipe my PC and reinstall Windows
>reinstalling my Steam games at 50kb/s
>plus complete internet outages
>and power outages
I'm going fucking crazy.
No.319678
>>319675
I just realized how many teams are that I've never even heard of, after checking the liquipedia.
I was secretly hoping for godsent to pull off a Titan.
>>319677
Do you have a better internet on your phone which you could hotspot to your PC?
No.319679
>>319674
That's a long time. Board only goes as far back as 23rd May, I guess you'd have to look into achives or such…
>>319677
Rip, anon. or Canny?
No.319680
>>319678
im obliged to cheer for the germans
No.319681
>>319677
but a dildo in you to pass the time
flag
No.319682
>>319679
Not really, as I came to the realization that I've been around circlejerks for 3 years now.
No.319683
>>319678
I only get 600mb a month, can't use it for much
>>319679
Fucking kill me man. yee
>>319681
Don't look at it.
No.319684
>>319680
That's a weird way to put it, why not just cheer for your boyfriend's favourite team?
I mostly just support Virtus, and if they fail there's always Fnatic.
>>319683
Ripperinos.
No.319685
>>319683
are you a feminist like your prime minster?
No.319686
>>319682
Well, that is long. Do you mind me asking how old you are?
>>319683
Hello there ^.^
I'm going to go to bed in just a few actually. What's up?
No.319688
>>319684
i love mouz so i cheer for them
but attax is also nice of a team
so i root for them
No.319689
>>319684
Please kill me.
>>319685
>implying I voted for him
>implying I voted at all
>>319686
Aggressively fucking bored, I miss video games.
How are you?
No.319690
>>319689
it all happened because you got rid of the union jack
No.319692
>>319690
I mean, you're not wrong.
What was the alternative though, being filthy brits? Ew.
I'll keep my straight white teeth, thanks.
No.319693
>>319685
>feminist like your prime minster?
>
>>319689
Yeah, sorry to hear.
I'm fine at the moment. Well except for the cold. Going to finish this beer and go to bed.
No.319694
>>319686
It sure feels like a lot of time, but also it just feels like it was just yesterday, if that makes any sense.
21, just turned a while ago.
>>319688
They played pretty well against NiP a few days ago.
>>319689
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
No.319695
>>319692
better than being cucked sub-tier Americans
>>319693
what a fag
No.319698
>>319693
I miss the cold, it's been so muggy out lately.
>>319694
Please? I'll give you a backrub.
>>319695
I don't get why the word cuck is used so much now
I mean, I get it's just a meme word, but still
No.319699
>>319694
It does make sense, but it's ambiguous as to how you mean it.
>>319695
I love how he goes from insane thetrics to being so casual, "that's it." Though in the full clip he goes back to yelling again right after that.
No.319700
>>319694
they did
reeee
im boored
finn you are my handler since im an autistic boy
so you have to entertain me
No.319701
>>319698
But that wouldn't be very nice towards you.
>>319699
I find it stupid though that I said that as I just keep on having mid-life crisis at this stage.
>>319700
I've only ever had to deal with old people, I don't know how this is supposed to work.
No.319702
>>319701
im not old….
just autistic
No.319703
>>319701
It'd be the kindest thing you could possibly do for me.
No.319704
>>319698
Ehe I meant my cold that's keeping my nose clogged.
>>319701
I'm not sure how those two are related. Your early midlife crisis and beingaround cirlcejerks for three years / it feeling long and short at the same time.
No.319706
Well anyway, Good night lewdies.
No.319707
>>319702
Well, you're not a child either.
>>319703
But it would be morally wrong.
>>319704
It was just aimed towards the fact that after all it isn't a long time, yet I complain about it.
No.319709
>>319704
Oh, well, warm yourself up anyway.
Night.
No.319710
>>319706
Sleep well Rumors.
No.319712
>>319707
i have the mind of a child
No.319713
No.319714
>>319711
cleaning the paint off your nails?
No.319716
>>319711
>Painted nails
Venla..
>>319712
But that doesn't mean that I could just treat you as a child.
No.319717
>>319714
nah they'll stay on until i decide if parents finding my corpse with nail polish is too bad.
>>319713
i could give you. you in the area? got abunch of booze to get rid of
No.319718
>>319717
Pour it in an envelope and mail it.
No.319719
>>319716
oh please.
they bring me little happiness that i used to have when painting them with mom when i was like 4yrs old.
No.319720
>>319718
don't think that will work
No.319721
>>319716
then how are you going to treat me then? ;-;
>>319717
its ok venla i accept your sexuality
No.319724
>>319718
Venla could just, well, Fax it to you.
Ba dum tss
>>319719
I will never understand that.
I might just drink some beers tonight, even though I'll have gym later on.
>>319721
Like an human being.
>>319723
Best Zarya skin EU.
No.319725
>>319724
im just bored
Hans is in bed and i got no one to kill time with
No.319726
>>319720
won't know until you try
>>319723
s-stop looking
>>319724
hhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH
No.319727
>>319721
dont need you to accept anything
>>319724
understand what? painted nails? idk I liked the colorful nails when I was 4yr old so i did them with mom.
apparently they still bring me happiness having them painted.
gym? it's 2.38am SD
>>319726
welp i wont even try
No.319728
>>319725
So am I, besides trying to manage these replies, Netflix and skype with 1 screen.
>>319726
???
>>319727
Yeah, I don't understand that.
I'll be going to gym later on during the day, but I think I'll drink slowly again to avoid the hangover which could be bad for me at the gym.
No.319729
>>319727
oh ok sorry
my joke was bad
No.319733
>>319728
the painting nails part or getting emotional (happy) about doing something that you used to do?
Just have vodka with club soda, you'll be drinking so much water you'll skip the hangover.
>>319729
dont be sorry. doesn't matter
>>319730
can't send packages at this hour
No.319736
>>319733
Just painting nails in general.
I've only got 6 beers left from yesterday, and even if I did drink vodka, I'd mix it with blood orange soda, and then I'd still have to drink water to avoid the motoric clumsiness.
>>319735
welcome back.
No.319737
>>319734
wont have anything to send in the morning.
Besides idk what you'd want. I got some Armagnac, Calvados, Japansese whisky, some XO cognac i think, then some plain blended whisky. Oh and some portwine, whihc I might drink actually.
>>319736
they look pretty. and honestly it's nice seeing my dark blue nails when doing mundane things.
Ahh I see. Just some plain whatever was cheapest beer or something nicer? I guess that'd be good. Idk i like the club soda + vodka but it really does need some vodka that you like the taste of.
No.319739
>>319736
Thanks
>>319738
See ya Date
No.319740
>>319737
Literally anything.
No.319741
>>319740
Not good enough.
Request denied. Will send a postcard.
No.319742
>>319737
Odd.
Just casual Foster's, I don't really know what you're referring to with club soda, as club soda only reminds me of caustic soda.
>>319738
Have a good one Date.
>>319739
No problem.
No.319744
>>319742
painted nails just look nice as well.
ihan vaan hiilihapotetusta vedestä puhun. Club soda taitaa olla se englanniksi.
No.319745
>>319743
Still the same as ever, but I think I'll still drink a few beers before bed, as I've got so much time till I need to be awake for gym.
>>319744
Ehh, don't see the appeal as a male.
Koskaan tuollaisesta kuullutkaan ja mineraali vesi parempaa.
No.319746
>>319745
That's not good..
No.319748
>>319741
Why do you hate me, Venla.
Actually just starting that medication, oddly enough..
No.319750
>>319745
well i understand that. idk why i like it, though i didn't really appreciate painted nails before i started to paint them myself again like 3 weeks ago.
let's not fight about this. just bubbly water. bubbly water bestest water
>>319748
i don't hate anyone. I just despise some people.
Oh you starting on VF? Well you better hope to god you'll never need to come off it. I came to this board when I started taking VF
No.319851
>>319626
Cuck
Nigger
Aids
Bestiality