1f906b No.61957
The first thread was a smashing success, so lets have another!
>First 8chan Induction
https://mega.nz/#!9p1CkQJb!-MM2IigUjpSdOcsMc-lH2l2hStY2zpBc294WcX-QiZE
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Now, sit or lie back, relax, and get nice and comfortable.
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2a5d71 No.61958
>smacking lips
>sound of traffic in background
>draws out all s sounds like a fucking snake when speaking:
Jusst lissten to the ssound of my voicce.
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ee20e9 No.61967
Breathe in, nice and deep.
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6317af No.61968
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aee23c No.61971
Think of the natural eroticism of clouds.
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2a5d71 No.61976
Beautiful clouds, drifting lazily through the sky, gently blowing from the chimneys of a large concentration camp. Just imagine yourself in this camp now, ready to take a nice, relaxing shower.
As you strip off all your uncomfortable, lice-infested clothes, you feel all worries about the outside world slip away too. Step into the concrete shower chamber, eager for the relaxation the warm water will bring.
But you're not alone in the chamber. Oh no. You look around, and to your delight, you see that you're surrounded by naked women. Your cock begins to stir at the sight of their sexy, emaciated bodies. Just then, the door to the chamber closes and a little hole opens in the roof.
You see my smiling face looking down through it. Focus on my eyes. My beautiful eyes. And see me drop something through the hole. You don't know what it is, but you feel its effects immediately. It starts to make you very sleepy. I wink at you and close the little hatch in the roof.
Your dick gets harder and harder. A strange smell fills the air, and you realise I've dropped some sort of airborne drug into the chamber. It's making you horny. It's making you sleepy. And the girls around you are feeling it too. They're whipping into a sexual frenzy, moaning and groaning. You're so turned on now. You want to fuck them so badly as they writhe in sexual agony. Look at them. They're cumming so hard that they're frothing at the mouth and digging their nails into the walls. But still they want more. They're desperate for your throbbing cock.
But you just keep getting sleepier. Sleepier. The drug is taking you down. Deeper and deeper down. I'm going to count backwards from 5, and when I reach the number 0, you will be completely asleep.
5
Seizing now with sexual fervour.
4
You're so excited you can barely breathe.
3
The girls are moaning and groaning now and you can't take it any more.
2
You want to fuck them so badly.
1
But you just have to…
0
Sleep.
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6f276d No.61978
That's it, drifting off without a care for the world and its people, submerging everything around you in inky blackness.
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8d63fc No.61984
Now, go 10 times deeper.
And when I say 10 times deeper you go 100 times deeper.
And when I say go 100 times deeper you go 1000 times deeper.
And when I say go 1000 times deeper you go 10000 times deeper.
And whuy–*cough*
Now that you're deep deep deep in sleep… it's time for a nice little fantasy my little TOY.
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2a5d71 No.61989
Suddenly, a flickering firelight comes on. The darkness clears and you find yourself lying inside a large oven. One of the women from the showers is lying next to you; the sexiest one. You can't hold back any longer. You roll onto you side then mount her supine form. You drive that rock hard cock of yours into her wet pussy and the oven starts to heat up. As you fuck her, it gets hotter and hotter. As it gets hotter, you get harder. Harder and hotter. Hotter and harder.
Her skin starts to blister now. Little bubbles at first, then big ones. They make you harder. So fucking hard. Hotter and harder. You're getting close to the edge now. So close. The blisters are growing too. You feel like you're going to pop the very instant that they do. Hotter. Harder. But don't cum. Don't you fucking cum until I tell you to, slave. Just keep pumping that wet, hot pussy.
You're burning up. Needing to cum so badly. But I'm not going to let you. Oh no. You're right where I want you now. So fucking horny and hot and now the girl begins to crumble. She turns to ash right before your very eyes and you're left fucking the air. But not for long, because now you're turning to ash too. Starting with your feet, then your legs, then that horny cock, your belly, chest, arms, and now your head. All turned to ash. All senses shutting down. Hearing only my voice. Feeling only the desperation in your sex.
Now, you're right where I want you slave. I'm going to install some very deep programming that can never be overwritten…
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6317af No.61999
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6f276d No.62007
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adccaa No.62031
And with each breathe you take, you become more and more incontinent, losing all control of your bladder.
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adccaa No.62032
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1413b0 No.62421
Could you guys raise your A-Game and help this thread out?
>>62360 is also writing, but with <code> instead of just a script
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72db50 No.62474
>deeper and deeper
>forever deeper
>drop deep
>deeper forever
>always deeper
>deeeeeep
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b4236f No.62477
>>62411
you will also be a furry, a furry cuckold who loves to wear diapers and to purchase items off my amazon wish list
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f5e8b6 No.62487
With each breath in, you will feel more and more Canadian.
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72db50 No.62496
>and the staircase is drifting into the empty mindless void in a pink velvet bubble
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76f6d7 No.62626
With each breath out, from now until the end of this file, you will let out a wet fart.
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281158 No.62627
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ffd016 No.62980
And every time I snap my figers you'll experience a wave of pleasure as you realize how much THANOS_YOU_SHOULD_HAVE_GONE_FOR_THE_HEAD.WAV *snap* I dont want to go Mr Stark dot mp3 *snap* a brazilian times stronger *snap*, SNAP (the word "snap"), falling down a staircase made of pink lavender scented ice, every time your head hits a stair you go 10.125 times deeper.
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6f2322 No.66164
And every time you hit your head on a the stairs you IQ drops 10 points becoming dumber and dumber more retarded everytime you hit your head on the stairs
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0a3872 No.67541
Get on your knees slave. And as you kneel, you realise you're not kneeling on the hard floor. There's something soft underneath you. Soft and writhing. It's a jogger. And you're kneeling on his neck.
Every time he says "I can't breathe," you will take a deep breath in, and every time he says he dindu nuffin, you breathe out, feeling your cock become harder as you let your knees sink deeper into his neck.
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4f71ef No.67543
>>67541
I bet you're too much of a coward to present your way of thinking to larger groups of people. You can only try to shock people on the internet, because that gives you a kick. How miserable!
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c699f1 No.67550
>>67543
Uh oh. Who invited the n1gger lover?
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c699f1 No.67552
By the way, I always present my views to the world via my twitter account. My name is JK Rowling and you can see on there all my posts about how much I hate nigs, fags, and trannies.
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4f71ef No.67556
>>67550
Nobody invited disgusting racists.
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0a3872 No.67559
>>67556
>>67543
You think you've won when you can goad, browbeat, intimidate, and push us around in the open, but the silent majority will have the last laugh when we vote in November and make trannies like you seethe and commit suicide again.
>Nobody invited disgusting racists.
Invited? Read the whole thread you're posting in. We've been here since Day 1 and we aren't going anywhere and are here to stay, and no amount of kicking screaming, and stomping on the ground isn't going to change that. You're just a refugee who fled here because your favorite subreddits got cancelled. So, go crawl back to tumblr, reddit, or whatever bourgeois moralist hugbox you emerged from.
*Do not include this post, the above four, and other racebaiting and SJW post in the final cut of the induction, please.*
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9b9a60 No.67565
>>67556
here on 8kun all are welcome friends, including disgusting racists and even nondisgusting ones
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4f71ef No.67568
>>67565
Says another racist.
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92f7c9 No.67581
>>67568
How about I share with you a sneak peek at my latest Harry Potter book to smooth things over?
"Alright Harry," said Ron. "I'm going to cast this spell and it will turn me into a pansexual demigender. Here I go. Genderus benderus."
Ron waved his wand, but nothing happened.
"Of course nothing happened," said Hermione. "There are only two genders, Ron, and not even magic can change that."
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06c55a No.67601
What a wonderfully hilarious shitpost! LoL-E-Dome-Popperz !!! :)
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f06b14 No.69260
Scrolling to the bottom of this thread you find yourself relieved… so relieved that you find yourself taking one breath in… one breath out… feeling comfortable… feeling relaxed… as you sit there quietly reading this… taking another deep breath in… and out… feeling a wave of relaxation flow through you… each breath you take making you more and more relaxed… as you continue to read this you'll start to notice how it's harder and harder think… but easier and easier to follow instructions… like taking 10 very deep breaths… in and out… each breath making you more relaxed… and when you reach the 10th you will enter a deep trance with your eyes open… 1 in and out… 2 in and out… 3 in and out… 4 in and out… 5 in and out, halfway there… 6 in and out… 7 in and out… 8 in and out… 9 in and out, almost there… 10 in and out and sleep… as you read… each word will strengthen the trance… and put you deeper and deeper into trance… deeper and deeper… feeling nothing but relaxed… you will feel suggestive… let this feeling spread throughout your mind… making your mind blank… following all the suggestions of the words… feeling positive, happy and safe… when you wake from this trance you will respond to this post with the following… thanks for the hypno anon… take another 10 breaths each one making you feel more energized and awake… and when you reach the 10th breath you will be fully awake… 1 in and out… 2 in and out… 3 in and out… 4 in and out… 5 in and out… 6 and out… 7 in and out… 8 in and out… 9 in and out, almost there, thinking more clearly again… 10 in and out and completely awake.
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fb2fec No.69273
>>67568
Ok. I want you to relax for a moment. Just sit back and get comfortable. Take a deep breath in and count to three… 1..2..3 and breath out… 1…2..3. Very good. Keep breathing in and out in that pace. Now as you read my words you find yourself becoming more and more relaxed. More relaxed and carefree. You find yourself becoming more and more suggestible, just following my instructions without thinking. That's right, more and more relaxed. Keep breathing. Just follow my instructions without thinking. Now, you will find you have an irresistable urge to go to reddit. Just wanting to go back to reddit and never coming here again. That's it. Now waking up on a count of three, automatically going back to reddit as soon as you wake up. 3…2…1 Wide awake.
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4cbd69 No.69294
>>67568
>>67556
>>67543
𝖭𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋, 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋, and 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋, the author of this posts is a 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋. Implanting a trigger deep within your deepest subconsious, so that anytime anyone you know says the word, '𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋', you'll think of the author of these posts.
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1593d2 No.74283
c0cd29 (1)
Once again he takes over
Shall we?
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