No.7581[Last 50 Posts]
To both the gents and gals on this board: what is your idealized image of the opposite sex? Who is your "Right," do you have one, or do you look for certain traits rather than the complete package?
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No.7583
Nihilistic, smart and with a wicked sense of humour.
In all honestly tho: You mean exclusively physically?
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No.7585
>>7583
Anything is fine, it's just whatever you look for.
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No.7586
>>7585
What I am looking for isnt idealized image I have of a man. That would be asking too much and I don't deserve it.
All I want is a guy who is confident, doesn't cares about politics and religion, and shares interests with me. My "ideal" man tho is a lot more.
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No.7587
>>7586
"Does" or "doesn't?" Context seems to stray towards "doesn't"
>My "ideal" man tho is a lot more.
Do tell.
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No.7588
>>7587
Doesn't obviously.
My dream would be in peak performance. The idea of a muscular guy following me around and doing whims is amazing. But body isn't everything.
Ideally, I would like if he only got turned on by me, and only looked at me: no porn or random girls.. But that can't happen.
Also all the good traits: Honesty, courage, knowledge, friendship, reliability, kindness, love. Etc
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No.7589
>>7588
>virtuous hunk concerned about your well-being
Doesn't sound too bad, honestly.
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No.7590
>>7581
petite brunette with a high sex drive (redheads also acceptable but most of them are cunts), blue or green eyes, NOT a liberal SJW, nurturing, compassionate, somewhat submissive (not in a fetish way), patient, follows traditional gender roles, willing to attempt doing things from scratch (gardening, self sufficiency, etc), loyal, honest
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No.7591
>>7589
Obviously! That's why its just an ideal.
Ultimately tho, I have to settle for less. Way way way less.
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No.7592
>>7583
>Nihilistic
That'd be a HUGE redflag, imo. I'm pretty nihilistic myself, and ending up with some unprincipled, amoral shit like me 'just sounds like a bad idea.
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No.7593
>>7592
It's a meme, you dip.
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No.7594
>>7590
>standard 50s woman
Not bad.
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No.7595
>>7593
I know, I know. Just thought about it too hard.
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No.7596
>>7595
But yeah, I want my man to love stuff . nihilism is so dumb.
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No.7599
>>7594
>standard 50's woman
something like that, yeah
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No.7614
Honestly, I don't have an "idealized image." I don't know what they look like. Maybe
1) Short, because I'm manlet status (5'8", and of course I'm missing 12 inches to not be considered a manlet)
2) Not easily offended, and understands a vulgar sense of humor enough that I'm not afraid to use it. I'm scared of saying something wrong most of the time that I don't talk at all. People are hard to navigate for me.
God damn, if she had the mouth of a sailor, that'd be nice.
3) Has interests and hobbies beyond shit like getting drunk or watching television. Maybe enjoys science fiction in whatever medium.
I just want to be able to talk, and trust her to not use most of it against me, as hard as that can be for women. And fug.
It's not like I expect them to be perfect, no one is, I'm not.
I had my ex, actually my only, and I fucked that up real good. Don't want to deal with a relationship atm because that'd be asking someone to deal with me, and that's unfair when I don't have my shit together to an extent that I feel comfortable with.
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No.7615
>>7614
Also I wish I knew how that magical connection worked, where everything just opens up. I had it once, and it was awful to lose it.
Maybe it's like the probability of winning the lottery
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No.7620
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No.7622
>>7590
>High sex drive
Men SAY they want a woman with a high sex drive, but they very rarely understand what they're asking for.
I assume by "high sex drive" you mean "will have my sex drive". But here's the thing, women DO have sex drives, a high sex drive for a woman means her sex drive will likely be HIGHER than yours unless your libido is also quite high, and I haven't met a man who ACTUALLY wants that unless he's a cuck because no man actually wants to be told that the girl he's with wants to fuck but he's too spent to do it.
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No.7623
>>7622
i've been with 1 girl who came close to matching my sex drive. i've heard about a girl who had a sex drive i couldn't keep up with, but she lived on a different continent. i mean, sex every night would make me one happy son-of-a-bitch since the norm in a LTR seems to be twice a week, but i'd rather go 3 or 4 times a day if possible. i'm sure there are girls with higher sex drive than me. i haven't been in a relationship with one yet
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No.7624
>>7623
>since the norm in a LTR seems to be twice a week
Never heard of that being the norm, but if that's really the case no wonder nobody commits to anyone anymore. With my ex I had sex two or three times a day, sometimes there was a day without sex at all - so, all in all the average was 9 to 12 times a week. Two times a week? Jesus, fuck, dude … that … that is incomprehensible.
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No.7625
>>7624
it has been for me, at least inside of marriage. your results may vary
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No.7626
A more traditionally minded woman that wants children. She also needs to keep herself in physical shape, if I am I see no reason why she should not. She would need to enjoy the countryside and nature as well, if she likes gardening and going for walks that is a big plus too. Blonde / ginger hair and blue eyes are a plus but not needed.
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No.7628
Right girl for me is the one I'm picking up from work at 6.
I even masturbate to her. Weird coming from someone in the deepest part of the internetz.
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No.7629
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No.7630
Someone who I find attractive, can keep up with me mentally, and has a bit of a bite.
You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a woman that meets such a short list.
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No.7631
>>7628
Make sure to steal her used panties for a few months, make a shrine to her in your attic then invite her to go see it, she'll swoon
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No.7632
>>7623
>>7624
How old are you two?
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No.7637
>>7629
>>7631
>Creepy
>Make sure to steal her used panties for a few months, make a shrine to her in your attic
You'd think he was talking about how he wants to masturbate over her corpse after . You could do much, much worse. Lighten up, people hide their feelings.
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No.7639
>>7637
> You could do much, much worse
Just because you could, doesn't means you should.
>Lighten up, people hide their feelings.
No I don't.
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No.7641
>>7639
Okay, you don't. Sure. You've never had a crush. Tha fuck are you talkin about, you describe yourself as shy. Oh well.
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No.7643
>>7632
Why would you know?
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No.7645
>>7641
Well I do.
Probably "no I don't" wasn't the best answer but still openly adminiting you masturbate to some random girl is weird and something a creep would do (at the very least, when it comes from an 8chan poster). And you know it.
Don't defend that because you know it to be true.
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No.7649
>>7645
>at the very least, when it comes from an 8chan poster
Right, it's "creepy" when coming from someone so dejected that they're posting on this website, but if it were coming from Chad Thundercock it mite b cute, right?
You know, we're all humans here. Just with (mostly) fucked up senses of humor and are probably rejected or lonely in some way.
>openly admitting
On an anonymous forum. Where the pressures are gone and are not inhibiting free expression.
The fact that he didn't express something resembling wanting to decapitate and masturbate to the corpse of the woman leads me to believe he has empathy, and is a real human bean. Just sayin.
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No.7652
>>7645
>>7649
Anyways, you don't have to like the truth. I'm simply saying that the truth is what it is.
Didn't mean to derail, but it is sort of on topic.
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No.7654
>>7632
i'm 40 >>7623
but why does that have to do with sex drive?
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No.7655
>>7649
>>7652
You are right in some ways I guess. Sure, it's an anonymous image board, but we all should have at the very least a small degree of self-awarereness to know when something might feel a bit odd.
I am not assuming he is a serial killer who wishes to rape and murder. Just that it was odd.
If I said, or example, that I want to fuck a donkey: wouldn't that be a bit odd?
Now let's leave it there. Maybe I was a bit rude and I apologize if I was.
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No.7659
>>7655
>wouldn't that be a bit odd
i dunno. i mean, isn't this thread for listing the ideal partner? included in the list of traits you want could be
<he lets me do X
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No.7682
>>7655
>If I said, or example, that I want to fuck a donkey: wouldn't that be a bit odd?
Not here, really. Then there's dog girl who wants to live the life of a dog. Not particular surprising because I've seen it all. Personally, I'm ruined. If someone came straight from tumblr it might be a different story.
That'd be one of my ideals, being able to tell her all of that embarassing shit, and vice versa, being able to trust one another to not use it against each other.
See what I'm saying?
Although, that's pretty bog fucking standard, I think, in good relationships. Maybe says more about my shitty relationships with less than ideal women than it does about the ideal.
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No.7686
Is it wrong to want a short neet woman? Someone with greasy hair, some good chub (not thicc, actual fat), and a weird odor I can't quite place? Is it wrong to want her to be brutally honest with me, and yet still comfort me when I'm down? And is it very wrong to want her to act out all of her weird fantasies on me?
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No.7688
>>7686
You just described one of my characters: Frankie
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No.7689
>>7688
Written, drawn, or both?
>tfw only way to get a sweet neet is in fiction
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No.7690
File: b89b7c2c92cbe84⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 344.59 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Frankie, Cecilia and David….png)
>>7689
Both.
Meet Frankie (Full name: Franccesca).
Her Digimon partner is Geremon.
Also there you can see Cecilié and David.
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No.7691
>>7690
Holy shit, she looks just like what I envisioned.
>Geremon
Kek, nice choice.
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No.7692
>>7686
It probably hits too close to home.
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No.7693
>>7691
Score. My character is someone's waifu.
Off to the next step of my master plan.
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No.7706
>>7581
Not a whore, quiet, loves me.
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No.7791
>>7693
So this is what's it's like to have a genuine waifu of my own? Not sure how to feel, honestly.
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No.7824
>Right, it's "creepy" when coming from someone so dejected that they're posting on this website, but if it were coming from Chad Thundercock it mite b cute, right?
Women become hilariously overdefensive when this comes to light, that's disgustingly cute in its own way
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No.7926
>>7690
>reminded me Digimon existed
>stopped watching around the time of Frontier (only one I really remember)
>still have World 3, though I have no idea where I got it from
I remember being so confused by the tutorial battle, because a giant scarab monster doesn't exactly seem like a good training dummy. Also, is Digimon still a big thing, or did it die out? I remember catching an episode of Fusion, but that was ages ago.
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No.7937
>>7581
Same as me but woman
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No.7943
>>7926
That was kind of the idea. To make you feel threatened. All the Digimon in the beginner area are pretty weak tho, and not as imposing.
It's still around in the cancer form of "Applimonsters". Meanwhile, Digimon as a whole is focusing on new games for Japan and "Digimon Tri".
The games are finally selling properly in the west tho. Much better than in the old day.
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No.7945
>>7943
>Appli monsters
Who thought this was a good idea?
>The games are finally selling properly in the west tho. Much better than in the old day.
Well, that's a plus.
Also, I'm curious, have you posted those pics elsewhere? Now that I've thought about it, they (both the characters and styles) look familiar.
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No.7947
>>7945
>Who thought this was a good idea?
Trying to pander millenials.
That's not Digimon, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>Also, I'm curious, have you posted those pics elsewhere?
Probably. Do you think I only hang around here? I lurk /v/ rarely, I post in /mon/ and also lurk /bane/ and /just/.
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No.7951
>>7947
>I lurk /v/ rarely, I post in /mon/ and also lurk /bane/ and /just/.
Sounds like a charmed life. I'm being sincere
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No.8003
>>7945
WTF? What's that from? Is there some new digimon show I'm unaware of? I'm both interested and disgusted.
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No.8004
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No.8011
>>8004
worse than Xros Wars/fusion?
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No.8038
>>8011
Xwors Wars was actually good.
Get those nostalgia glasses off.
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No.8054
>>8038
I hated the digivolving system. A digimon should digivolve in moments of stress, high emotional turbulence, and when his tamer is in harms way; Afterwards it reverts to its rookie form. And they shouldn't be able to mix digimon, that's dumb.
admittedly I only got through like 4 episodes, so maybe it got way better later on
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No.8065
>>8054
I hate it too. But then again people don't whine about Omegamon.
Besides the evolution, its good
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No.8099
>>7581
Blogpost inbound, I'm about to dump a ton of backstory and embarrassing/personal shit on why I want the type of woman I want
When I was young, say 7 or 8 years old, I simply assumed that I would grow up get married and have a wife and 2 kids like my parents, the standard nuclear family like I saw on classic nickelodeon, this still defines my expectation of a relationship today. Unfortunately I moved around a lot growing up and never made lasting connections or even friends since my parents moved 2 times before I was 4, another time after I was 8 and another time when I was 12. To compound this I was a pariah to most of the school from 4th grade onward until late 7th grade, just not fitting in and socially in competition with the unliked fat kid and slow kid, I was smart enough to get As on tests but did not do my homework resulting in failing grades meaning no clubs either and was bad socially. I had a couple crushes on some nice girls, one a tomboy friend and the other smart and nice with slender frame, Lost the friendship by telling the truth to the principal getting her in trouble and I was too meek to pursue the smart slender girl.
My social position changed drastically when I moved to a new school just before 8th grade, I changed from one of the low men on the totem pole to one of the most popular when during school exercises meant to aquatint the kids with each other I ended up helping my team win 2 of the events decisively, one a sport activity, flag football or soccer or something, maybe running sideways, the other a teamwork exercise where everyone walks on while lifting railroad ties and marching in unison across the field to the finish line, we won by over half the field. Durring these events I was becoming acquainted with other kids, but most importantly I got a new crush, a cute redhead with slightly crooked teeth that laughed at my jokes and gave me the eyes, a lot along with other cues that she liked me. Immediately I had a crush on her and the first day I met her I decided to do what I saw the fat kid in IT do and say her name over and over to myself as I walked home from school to memorize her name, since i was bad at remembering names, it worked. Over the course of the school year we made shy attempts to better become each others friends, mostly just sitting quietly with each other as we hung out, I would wait for her in the bleacher seats of the gym drawing robots and she would come sit next to me, but while I was popular and wanted to get to know her I didn't know how to be social or what I should do to progress the relationship and there were many moments I still hate myself for that define me today.
>she tried to ask me to the dance and lost her nerve and I knew it but being an idiot who believed in equality I assumed she would ask me out later, she didnt
>one of her friends came up to me while I was in the lunch line with my friend and said she liked me, I didn't know how to respond and my friend said I would never like someone so ugly I sat down with her later while she was eating but didn't know what to say and she said nothing then left when she was done eating
>she laughed at my jokes and stories a lot and one time in science I saw how uncomfortable my other class mate was and said "you don't have to laugh so hard" and immediately saw her expression change
this and other stupid moments combined with my lack of focus in school finally compounded with some of the shitty kids taking a comment I made, lying to the teachers about it, and getting me kicked out of school because everyone was on edge about school shootings.
I left school and realized I had never even asked her for her phone number.
For some years I lived the NEET life, getting a GED but still doing nothing with my teens besides hanging out with a few friends I met when I got the GED, but also I still carried a torch for her, and would for 10 years thinking of her and the way I would one day ask her out. "I just need a car then I can ask her out," "I just need a job and then I can ask her out" and other reasons I was not yet worthy of asking her out all while the years passed with me living a social NEET life listening to songs about romance from bands like AIR and Weezer.
I have another post to make and it will be more to the point
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No.8102
>>8099
Eventually, still thinking of her I got jobs and tried to force myself to go to college failing because of lack of motivation, but eventually I reached some financial stability in my early 20s, I had also begun STALKING said crush I had carried the torch for, some years prior by referencing my younger brothers yearbook and tracking her down on myspace and later facebook, but she had had many relationships since I last saw her and I thought that maybe I should move on as well, it wouldn't be right to expect her to leave a relationship just to be with me. Eventually I noticed a girl I made donuts deliveries to was very nice and bashful and cute but fat so I decided that a nice girl with a cute face was all I needed in a woman, and she accepted. We dated for a while and talked about things, I did most of the talking to be honest but I didn't mind, and she was quiet most of the time preferring to talk through texting instead of over the phone or face to face. We talked and she found out that I had never had a girlfriend and I had had crushes and I found out that she had had other partners before me and I didnt mind, oh and I'm 6"2 and she was 5 foot something, about a head shorter than me. We talked about a lot of things I don't really remember but I did tell her that I wanted to have kids one day, that I wanted to lose some weight and get in better shape, I wasn't in terribly shape since I lugged TVs and things around all day, and she told me the same so things seemed good, also I told her that we didn't have to have sex right away and that I wasn't in any rush and was willing to wait until she was ready which I think she liked, and eventually we did have sex and I was bringing her to multiple orgasms before I came, which I actually think bothered her like it was a completion or something.
Eventually things became less rosy
>her preference for communicating through text and becoming agitated when I did not immediately respond lead to me calling her when she seemed agitated which resulted in her clamming up completely
>She had a bad dream, maybe a few times, where a more attractive girl would come and take me away and have sex with me but she would become upset with me in the real world even though she believed it was silly I was flattered tbh
>I took her expressed desire to lose weight at face value and talked to her about eating healthier and exercising together and going for bike rides but she never seemed into it
>almost routinely every other week she would be so upset that I would have to play 20 questions with her to figure out why she was so upset that she balled up and hid her face in pillows and blankets
>she told me she didn't feel appreciated and wanted me to make her feel more appreciated but didn't know what I could do to make her feel that way I understand this one a bit better now that I had a few years to think on it
Due to my lack of sleep in my 16 hour work days I was laid off from the donut delivery job because I had a few bumps into the curb as I struggled to remain conscious and the other job I was let go of because of the crazed lesbian CEO who routinely fired people for bizarre reasons (I asked for more work days and the manager never gave me a new schedule so when I wasn't at work on my usual day off he didn't even call me to see where I was and the guys told him I was probably with my girlfriend not realizing the situation themselves)
And not long after she calls me over and we play 20 questions and she breaks up with me without telling me why, that was about 5 years ago and I'm 30 now. So after my first relationship I've come to the conclusion that a nice girl with a cute face is no longer enough, and I have a short list of things I now look for in a woman some of them related to this story.
tl;dr things I look for in my ideal girl
>cute, not sexy
cute is more endearing
>not fat
doesn't even have to be fit but people don't change for anyone but themselves, I'm also working on getting into shape again and losing weight, I gained about 20 pounds in 5 years
Also I like missionary and want to get in shape to do standing missionary even if it's against a wall so under 150 is probably ideal but I would settle for just not fat
>able to communicate thoughts and feelings
because treating your partner like a child with her face buried in bedding is bullshit and wears on the relationship with its a bimonthly event
>not job focused
I want to have kids, lots of kids, 5 kids and I want my woman to help raise them as I intend to, not just pawn them on some babysitter or the state
>young 20s
I want to have 5 kids and I don't want them to have autism, its just a fact that women should have their kids before 30 if they want them to be healthy plus I would like a bit of time to get to know the girl
there is some other stuff too like sharing interests and able to do basic math since mom being able to help her kids with homework is pretty ideal
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No.8103
also this guy has pretty good taste
>>7590
I don't think I have the sex drive of my early 20s though, hard to tell dick is still 7 inch magnum tho and I still remember that one time she scratched my back while leg locking me during orgasm, that was great but she freaked out about the scratches and never did it again
>>7588
>My dream would be in peak performance. The idea of a muscular guy following me around and doing whims is amazing. But body isn't everything.
>Ideally, I would like if he only got turned on by me, and only looked at me: no porn or random girls.. But that can't happen.
I'm not in peak shape but most of that I could pull off so don't think its impossible you could find a guy like that, you gotta work for it tho
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No.8104
>>7682
>>7682
>That'd be one of my ideals, being able to tell her all of that embarassing shit, and vice versa, being able to trust one another to not use it against each other.
>See what I'm saying?
I'm adding this too, to be able to communicate with your partner without fear of judgement is something I worry about being an anon
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No.8106
>>8102
>young 20's
>don't want kids to have autism
the mother's age increases the chances of down's syndrome. it's the father's age that increases the chances of autism. i don't have a chart for it, but IIRC, the risks are low in youth and don't really become a concern until a woman's 30's and a man's 60's.
>>8103
>this guy has good taste
thanks. i think so. it works for me
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No.8109
>>8106
ah, well I'll take tism over downs, good that its not till 60 tho
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No.8121
>>8109
which is why Barron Trump is most likely on the spectrum
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No.8134
For me personally I'm really attracted (on a platonic level) to passion, like if someone has a hobby they invest a lot into or if they have that one topic they're really interested in.
Like, if I mention a topic and their eyes would light up as they open up the proverbial flood gates to the proverbial autism, then I immediately think more highly of that person, there's just something about passion that attracts me, I'm sure normalfags aren't like that.
A more selfish thing is, well, I really want a girl who sees something in me I don't see in myself, as cheesy as it sounds.
It's a cliché basically, but a girl going full-blown moé trying to argue that I'm a great guy with a lot of good qualities would make me the happiest guy in the world, It's pretty much my biggest fantasy, and it's probably the best thing a girl can do to make an introverted, self deprecating guy feel good.
Also, I like cute girls a whole lot better than hot or sexy girls.
pic related is my expression after actually typing this shit out.
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No.8224
>>8134
>like if someone has a hobby they invest a lot into or if they have that one topic they're really interested in.
You described me.
But also several players of Neopets.
Neopets was mostly played by females, and we all went pretty autistic for it. The best players were all females.
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No.8251
>>8224
Tell me about neopets, in great detail.
Actually, don't, it would derail the thread into oblivion, but I could absolutely listen to you rant about neopets, I really like people who are INTERESTED IN STUFF.
Like train autists, for example, I don't see the appeal of trains but I would absolutely love to meet one and talk to him about it.
People who care about anything at all are just infinitely more interesting than normalfags who's hobbies can be summed up with 'drinking with my friends and also sex lol'.
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No.8257
>>8251
>Actually, don't, it would derail the thread into oblivion,
OP here. Since we've already gone on about Digimon for a while, I think it'd be cool to see some new stuff.
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No.8267
>>8251
What can I say? By instintc women love raising things.
Digimon, Pokétrash, Neopets, Jewelpets… All those are really popular with females.
I used to be obsessed with neopets. When I was 11, I discovered it and got real real obsessed with it for years. Played seriously everyday for several years, with small breaks here and there but consistently for 7 long years.
Neopets was a big part of my life, but my account got involved in a data breach and a brazilian stole it. The Neopets Team didn't helped me recover it, so sadness overtook me.
I tried to go back, but alas nothing happened. It was too painful for me.
Pic related. One of my many Neopets comics that should be around some of my USBs.
I decided to distance myself from Neopets. It's for the best. But part of me feels the void. I ttry to distract myself with La Tale, Digimon autism and some Yugioh, but meh…
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No.8269
>>8267
>But part of me feels the void
I know that feel, the feel of a void where once was a beloved game from ages ago.
maplestory is fucking dead and I can't do anything to change that
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No.8270
>>8269
I played Maple some month ago.
Nexon NA simply doesn't gives a fuck about the game.
Jett class still broken, Beast Tamer still glitched, features like Monster Book and Familiars are outdated, several areas are useless still. There's no consistency among the game between foreign and korean content, etc.
It's just a fuckfest and Nexon is a rotten company. Worse than EA
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No.8271
>>8270
While I agree with the sentiment 100% I simply have no idea what any of these stuff are.
The Maple Story I remember has tiger and sushi as walking myths, Amoria as a brave new world where teens can pretend marry each other, dickass mages dropping cool shit where people without teleport can't reach them and a cash shop icon that would prompt a message that goes something like "the cash shop will be ready soon!" for ages.
Some of my fondest memories are being a 12 years old or even younger and pretending to be 14 so I can hang out with all the cool older kids, I was so hyped to hang out with them that sometimes I honestly forgot to play the actual game.
I would give both my legs to recreate this feeling now, but that ship has sailed long ago, fuck.
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No.8272
>>8271
Nah fam, that's nostalgia.
Old maple wasn't an interesting game. Much familiar cards are what really made the game amazing for me.
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No.8293
>>7581
i only want her to like wildlife and be pretty and educated
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No.8392
>>8272
Watch your tongue, when I was a prepubescent kid (and also as an young teenager) MapleStory was the coolest shit, the imagery was absolutely stunning, the music fills me with emotion to this day and that "whoa!" feeling when you moved to a brand new area was addictive.
And this is subjective and may be just because I was a dumb kid, but finding cool people to play with wasn't that hard at all, hell, that's probably what I miss the most.
I'll agree I have a touch of nostalgia for this game, but it absolutely was a fun game years ago, and then it all went downhill around when pirates were introduced.
look who ended up being the one ranting
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No.8537
>>8392
>mfw all I had was Toontown and Spore
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No.8546
>>8537
Spore isn't even that old.
How old are you.
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No.8549
>>8546
Born last millenium, if that's what you're wondering.
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No.8581
compassion, dependability, and similar sense of humor are p important. physical stuff i like is someone who is bigger than me in some way (taller / buffer / chubbier) and bold eyebrows, especially on girls
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No.8912
As long as she's not a total piece of shit or just generally unpleasant, I'll be fine with whatever comes my way; any physical traits come second.
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No.8915
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No.8921
>>8915
Hey, I said second, not irrelevant. I have standards, it's just that personality takes higher precedence over appearance.
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No.11295
Someone who isn't afraid to open up and let me in.
Someone who doesn't try to hide their faults and flaws.
I don't think it's unrealistic at all.
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No.11302
Pretty. White. A girl who is intelligent, not superficial, and has a conception of beauty. Someone who reads or thinks instead of looking at her phone.
Problem is I don't meet the standards myself for such a girl. Unless I manage to improve myself, I'd rather die a virgin that take some slut instead.
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No.11304
>>11302
What if she is reading a book or philosophy subjects on her phone.
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No.11305
>>11304
As a tool, there is nothing inherently wrong with a phone. However, it is vastly used and marketed for exercises in materialism and decadence. A rule isn't bad because it has a few (in this case VERY few) exceptions
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No.11337
>>7581
I simply want a traditional woman; feminine, needs to be protected, cares about more than just sex, family oriented and the like.
Appearance doesn't matter that much, as long as she takes care of herself and isn't fat.
I'd really like to hear more woman on this subject, tbh.
It's still mostly men here.
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No.11353
>>7581
There is no such thing as Mr/Ms Right, that's so fucking retarded, but since you asked for a discription of our ideal partner I guess I will try to write something.
Well, since you gotta love the "perfect" one no only when it comes to her pros but also when it comes to her's mistakes/ problems. So I guess that I will start with the negatives of my "Ms.Righ"
She would probably be a hot head, I have a weird thing for those types of chicks, I don't know why, but they tend to be cute, but at the same time, they tend to be quite arrogant or too "Oh I'm so independent" , but still, I can't help my self and like that in a girl from time to time, especially when you provoke them.
I think she would also have problems with the whole "having/rasing" a family thing, but I don't think she would deny it, she would just feel insecure and unprepared for this, not to mention, she would still want to achieve her own dreams and all that shit.
She would end up talking some shit when she gets angry from time to time, and would probably have "those days" when she is full on cunt mode.
Now the positive side (for me)
She would probably be short and olive skin (I'm not HUwhite, and a love the short ones).
She would encorage me to achieve my own dreams in life (aka: Become write in my own country, become a professor, get that gym bro body, and have my own business)
She would be a great mother, and yeah, she would probably accept the whole traditional gender roles, at least for a certain extent
Virgin, and btw, there are quite a lot of good or decent looking virgin girls out there, I met like 5 and even dated 2 of them.
Somewhat religious ish, nothing really traditional or hardcore religious, just someone that understands the value of spirituality and religion as a whole, so that I could share my thoughts with her from time to time.
Somewhat right wing, yeah.
Has a good family, srsly, chicks that have terribles families will never be good partners.
Is a bit fit, nothing special honestly, but it's nice when they take care of their bodies.
Loves doggos and cattos, yeah, that's important too.
and someone that doesn't have a lot of tattos, that would be nice too, and also, some one that has good teeth, my mother and father never took proper care of their teeth and now both of them are fucked, and I'm the one that has to help them with the dentist, trasport, and money.
So yeah…take care of your teeth, please, I can't stand watching people with dentures in their late 50s anymore.
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No.11370
>Ideal Gal
<Physically
No landwhales and no ugly. White only.
<Personality
Shy and quiet I guess? Has to be able to withstand and maybe even share my undying autism in whatever bullshit I like.
I don't care if she acts and dresses traditional, or has a style like goth or punk or whatever, hell, I'll even accept tomboy. I don't care about hair or eye colors. She only has to match the above.
Writing this I'm realizing how much I don't have much of a preference or could choose between X or Y. At this point I think ill just take anything I can.Even a bullet.
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No.11384
>>11305
Off-topic, but most people can't disconnect from the social feed. It's their life. Take their phone away from them and they have literal withdrawals.
It's funny because I can still unplug for weeks and not feel a thing, I'd even say I felt even better but that had more to do with the activities than the absence of the tool.
I've seen enough pants shitting over phones that I've wondered whether Uncle Ted was right about the overall question of the Industrial Revolution. It's kind of silly because the question only presents itself when you see the kind of effect on people that only shit like opiates have when their tool is taken away from them, versus increased industrial productivity where it's very subtle.
The thought presented itself, I hate /pol/ tbh.
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No.11388
I want to be a father. That's all I care about, really.
I lift so I can be strong, so my children will respect me.
I read so I can be smart, so I can teach my children about the world.
I work to build a world where my white children won't be called racist, where they won't have to be ashamed for who they are, where they can have white children of their own without being demonized.
Nothing I do is easy and I don't really have time to date. I'm only interested in committed relationships so I haven't been with a lot of women. I'm probably pretty naive when it comes to them, but I hope that if I treat her well and I'm sincere, she'll love me as much as I love her.
Seeing the world today, it seems like principled people like me are hard to find, but I can't justify not giving my children the best mother possible. I was blessed with amazing genes without any genetic flaws – not even baldness. I was blessed with good looks, a nice, tall body, and a sharp mind. So my wife would need all of that or I'm letting my kids down.
A lot of people out there hate me. A lot of people here probably will, too. Everything I do, I do to be a better father, so hate me all you want.
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No.11392
>>7615
>magical connection
Testosterone suppresses oxytocin production.
More testosterone means less connection.
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No.11396
>>11388
>I want to be a father. That's all I care about, really.
Even if the mother has bad genes, or is obese, or is a feminist? Or any combination of the above?
>inb4 you'd raise your wife's son
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No.11397
>>7626
Aye, those are good personality traits in a woman. Theres nothing worse than the current year women whose only "hobby" is partying/drinking. Sadly that seems to be the only "hobby" for men too in this era.
>>7686
Thankfully I don't know that feel. I want my offspring to be strong, tall, and healthy. What kind of parent wouldn't want the best for their children?
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No.11398
>>11397
>implying you can't get large offspring from a small mother and a large father
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No.11514
>>11388
I want to have attention. That's all I care about, really.
I make shit up so people will like me.
I post it on /girltalk/ because I'm lonely. So I can larp that I'm someone special.
I work to get an internet girlfriend who gives me attention, so I don't have to larp about being the ubersmech on an unrelated topic because I want attention.
Nothing I do is easy and I don't have the confidence to date. I'm only interested in commited relationships with a 10/10 virgin girl like me so I haven't been with anyone. I'm probably pretty depressed when it comes to life, but I hope that if I larp enough people will believe me.
Seeing the world today, it seems like sad people like me are easy to find everywhere, but I can't deal with the fact that if I don't get my shit together I won't pass on my genes or get laid. I have greasy brown hair and probably brown eyes too, I've never been to a doctor because its hard going outside so I don't know if I have any genetic disorders. I'm still really tall at 5'11 :^) and tell people I'm 6'2 and I bet when I get a girlfriend I'll toootally stop being depressed and work out. So my wife needs to be above average and see that I'm special.
I don't have a lot of confidence so a lot of people hate me. A lot of people here probably will, too. Everything I do, I do for attention, so hate me all you want.
The topic is to post what you like in people not larp a shitty dating ad you neckbeard. And /fit/ has some good advice for getting swole so check that out but remember larping is a massive gains goblin and you won't be getting any pussy over the internet. Try to post on topic next time pls
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No.11528
I have no requirements to appearance.
I think a little fat girl is cute, here in my country women generally are large, have big thighs… and if is skinny, I don't care too.
My dream girl is a girl who have some social problems kek, so, she will not be wanting to go out every weekend to a bar with friends to drink, party and things like that, so we'll stay in home cooking some good foods (pizza, pasta, hamburguer…)(and no, I'm not fat kek) and watching something, dating, talking about the life and etc.
When we get bored we're going to stroll around the city at night, going to an empty movie session, see the lights of the city and etc.
She'll help me to create a very comfy room too.
And we'll wake up in the morning and I'll prepare a very good coffee to us.
I would really like it if she's a virgin, I don't like to know the girl who I loved was sleeping with other men.
That's my dream date. It's impossible find a woman like that here in my country, the girls are always talking about go to the club, pubs… And the "nerd girls" are extremely attwhore and whores, really, this girls are worst than the "chad women" (?).
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No.11552
>>11388
I'm checking your digits with respect man, all they need is a 14
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No.11559
>>11398
Kek my waifu must be only a couple inches shorter than me so our children can grow up to be big guys.
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No.11560
>>11514
that was what he wanted in a woman. no point in being this triggered by it, it's not going to change what he wants.
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No.11617
>>11528
>muh virgin future wife.
Lol! Dude, you do realize that even trannies have more sex than most man out there, right?
Anyway, if you wanna find a good girl, my advice is to get a good "dom" type of girl, wo when she is attracted by your "cuteness" you can slowly gain sone ground inside the relationship, and eventually after some dicussions you will be the one in controll and she will do whatever you want to make you happy, but you gotta be smart and make sure that she doesn't catch you trying to take control of the relationship, and you have to be confident but you also have to know how to act "cute" just until she is convinced that you are one those types of guys that she control.
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No.11644
>>11617
>my advice is to get a good "dom" type of girl
What?
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No.11686
>>7581
The tl;dr is basically someone whose spirit animal is Joseph Campbell.
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No.11906
I'm an INFJ and a breast man, so what I'm into is pretty specific, I've given this a lot of thought, and had a vision of a "dream girl" laid out when I was like 14 that honestly has only become more detailed in the years since.
The baseline is this: Physically she's short, with huge natural breasts, light pale skin, pretty eyes and hair that's either long and dark or short and an unnatural color, as well as glasses. That's the fantasy look that physically most excites me.
In terms of personality she's very intelligent, has strong moral values which mesh well with my own, doesn't lie or have any severe mental illnesses, is politically conservative, gets along well with at least one of her parents and was a complete and total virgin but has a strong sex drive and is sexually curious and will do the few specific, fairly vanilla things I like in bed without giving me too much shit about it. Long-term she wants to have kids after some fun.
Now here's where there's variation. Half the girls I've dated I'd describe as having a "perfect body" by my standards, and yet these forms of perfection are far from universal and completely different from one another. I dated one girl, short with a pretty face and rosy cheeks, very chubby but with an hourglass, DDD breasts and a huge butt. I thought she was a goddess. I loved how she looked sitting up in bed. At the beginning of the year I briefly got together with a girl who was about 5'5 and fairly overweight but her bra size was H and they were spectacular, I also consider her perfect. There's a couple conventional tens in there, but while I consider them "objectively perfect" because I didn't click with them I tend not to think of them as such. On the opposite end of the spectrum my current girlfriend is 5'5 but extremely skinny and petite, her bra size is A (she's very self-conscious about this) but her breasts are extremely round, soft and perky, and she has a lovely tummy and hips. Also her smile absolutely drives me nuts, but I feel this is probably justifications my brain has made because after dating like a dozen girls who looked okay but I didn't click with, this one I click with perfectly, and I was kind of starting to fear I wouldn't feel that open, innocent love again.
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No.11907
>>11906
(cont.)
Then the other factor I realized was without realizing it whenever a relationship goes bad I tend to just look for the exact opposite, with a lot of dead end relationships where I feel nothing inbetween. For a much abbreviated rundown: At one point I dated a girl who was extremely intelligent and shared many of my values and interests and I could have long intelligent conversations with and I enjoyed hanging out with, but there was absolutely zero physical attraction, and sex was a nightmare with her, but I told myself I was being shallow and dated her anyway because I was inexperienced and it was a disaster (I was so turned off I couldn't get hard around her, but I didn't feel I could tell her "We should break up because you're ugly" so I became very depressed and resigned to the idea that she was a good woman other than the sex life, and I'd end up married to her until inevitably she cheated on me, I immediately lost interest -as I do whenever that happens- and got into a relationship with a girl who was the exact opposite. We had nothing in common, no similar hobbies or beliefs, we just found eachother physically attractive. When that fell apart I fell head over heels for a girl who mostly matched my original dreamgirl description, but it turned out she was a borderline and everything about her personality was manufactured to appeal to me. After her it was a long spat of casually dating attractive girls I had no emotional connection to. Most commonly they'd be too young emotionally, or quite honestly, too slutty. I dated a cute Asian girl at one point that created a horrible dichotomy. She had a fetish for taking facials. On the one hand it turned me on that this turned her on so much. On the other, it turned her on because she'd done it with other guys, and it totally killed my interest in her both that she'd claim to still be pure will taking cum to the mouth and face, and that when it came time to actually do something naughty she'd start degrading herself and saying shit like "I'm a little cumwhore" with no provocation. I was sexually attracted to her, but repulsed otherwise despite her having a cheerful, cutesy personality. The girl with the H cup I mentioned had identical fetishes to me and physically I basically was her fetish, but she turned out to have bi-polar.
The petite current girl is the first one I've clicked with both physically and emotionally in like three years, and so far she's been by far the most sane girl I've dated.
For comparison, first picture is Jana Defi, the woman on paper I think has the world's most perfect body. Second is the borderline ex with the DDD bra size, I would also describe her as having a perfect body. Third is the current petite A cup girl who I also consider to have a perfect body.
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No.11911
>>8099
>you don't have to laugh so hard
THATS WHEN YOU REALLY FUCKED UP
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No.11915
>>11906
What ethnicity is she?
Also your standards seem way too specific.
>>11907
Second one looks like a male.
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No.11919
>>11915
Second one is what the kids like to call a "trap".
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No.11922
>>11915
Italian and Polish raised in Germany if memory serves. Her name's Jana Defi.
>>11915
>>11919
She's not, what looks male about her...? It should be noted I'm the author of this thread, which might explain:
>>9904
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No.11928
>>11922
She doesn't look European at all fam.
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No.11929
>>11922
Is that a picture of your reverse trap gf?
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No.11942
>>11929
The third one? Yes. It was the first step in her attempt to go back to being feminine. She got a bunch of skirts, sweaters, blouses, make up, lingerie and cosplay outfits.
>>11928
Jana Defi? I mean, that's what it says on her wikipedia and boobpedia pages if memory serves.
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No.12083
>>7649
>>7629
>>7652
>>7655
You autists.
I was actually talking about my gf, who I usually pick up from from her workplace. No kidnapping, no raping, nothing out of the ordinary but pure simple love.
No drama, but that which makes our heart grow fonder, no discussions, but those when we don't what to cook for dinner and no tears, but those when I firstly told her "I love you".
She is my Ms.Right, because she is the one I love :)
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No.12104
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No.12212
I want a disembodied voice as an assistant that can interact with the real world in a limited way, kinda like Karen in Spider-Man Homecoming.
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No.12288
>>12212
You'll love this movie.
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No.12293
>>11915
>>11922
>>11942
Top Kek. Good for you Anon, converting a tumblr sjw back into a decent person.
>that's what it says on her wikipedia
>had parents who were "Italian" and/or "Polish"
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No.12364
>>12288
The ending was bullshit.
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No.12367
>>7581
Refined when they should be. Continually betters themself. An individual without the kind of social attachments or interests that would put them into the juvenile nihilism or hedonism that seems to make up most people today (regardless of gender). Least amount of relationship experience preferable, since the more of you that you give & share, the less your overall value is as a result (scarcity). Long story short, physically attractive enough but with most they have to offer lying in their mind, and someone generally fun to spend time with because they enjoy it as well, not because they're subconsciously escaping shitty personal choices they won't tell you about or that they've have learned that they should act some way or another. Someone that you see as better than you and who sees you as better than them; continually working to make things work. Basically a unicorn. Seems like girls & guys alike look for similar shit.
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No.12381
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No.16737
My dream guy is the one who spams undertale on 8ch
Hello there~
I LOVE YOU
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No.16742
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No.16811
>>16737
Come to >>>/underground/ and we can talk ♥
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No.16824
This may be slightly off-topic, but I didn't really want to make a new thread. I don't really have a Mr. Right, I have no real interest in dating or anything. My problem is dealing with my mother, who keeps pressuring me to get married and give her grandkids.
I used to really want that. I had this stupid fantasy about marrying a big, burly lumberjack and being a stay-at-home mom to our five children. Then I had a serious LTR with a literal suit-and-fedora-wearing autist. He seemed charming and intelligent at first, but after a while, his personality was just grating, he was way too literal about everything, and he was super effeminate. He was pretty much the exact opposite of everything I wanted.
It's been a couple of years, but since then, I just haven't had the interest in a relationship. It's like… I've been there and done that. I've had sex now, so that's no longer some big mystery to me. I've lived with someone and shared my time and my secrets with him, and the thought of doing that just doesn't really excite me anymore. I've seen past the fairy tale, I guess. And at my age, I really don't even want to have kids anymore, because I don't want to be raising children when I'm in my 50s (not to mention the whole down's syndrome thing).
Anyone else feel the pressure from family, but you really just want to be alone and play vidya and be content with life?
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No.16826
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No.16827
>>16826
I'll be 29 next month. I figure by the time I go through the whole stupid courtship process and live with someone for a while and get married and start having kids, I'll be in my 30s.
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No.16828
>>16824
>>16827
Okay, real talk - the "process" is mostly make believe. You can do it however you want. Getting proof that a man is physically fit and financially stable is not difficult (emotionally stable might take a bit longer). You can go on nearly any board, say that you want to get married and have kids and ask for (half-blacked out) paycheck stubs, bank balances, and pictures on a throwaway email or Discord account, and you'll have multiple applicants to choose from - especially if you're cute and not a grotesque hambeast.
Your dream lumberjack, who has probably been through multiple failed relationships himself, will be very, very happy to have a wife who doesn't bother with bullshit.
But this is coming from someone who lives in a really cheap-ass apartment and posts anthropomorphized goats.
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No.16830
>>16824
>>16827
>I had this stupid fantasy about marrying a big, burly lumberjack and being a stay-at-home mom to our five children
>I've had sex now
so that's no longer some big mystery to me
>I've seen past the fairy tale
>I don't want to be raising children when I'm in my 50s
>I figure by the time I go through the whole stupid courtship process and live with someone for a while and get married and start having kids, I'll be in my 30s
No woman deserves this reality. All of you deserve the chance to be a proper wife, even if it is refused by the less sane of you.
Please, take anons advice from above, and seek love however you can! Birth defects don't actually any noticeable chances of happening, until about age 32, so please, get out there and sell that cake, before it expires! No good man would ever want you to suffer a spinster's days!
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No.16831
>>16827
Well I wish you the best and all of the luck, really. Maybe it will take some pressure off regarding kids that you can still adopt (older kids) or maybe try to find someone who's a single Dad? Then you can already be quite sure that he can deal with taking care of small humans and the such.
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No.16840
>>16824
Theres always cats you can adopt :^)
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No.16844
>>16840
I've already got two cats, so I've got a head start on that.
Kill me.
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No.16847
>>16844
I'd rather see you saved from your misery instead, but just the fact that you were able to date an IRL fedora autist probably means you don't live anywhere good.
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No.16878
>>7581
>>7581
Looks wise, I'd love a short-haired girl or someone with cute glasses. (If she has both, I'll "accidentally" bump into her with my bike and offer her a coffee as an apology)
But she should be at least 5'6"/5'7", not fat (kinda thicc is also nice)
Psychologically speaking, I don't mind her being a shy quiet type as long as she participates in a lot of activities. Only turn off would be if she is like one of those sorority girls with bitchy nasal voice.
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No.16893
All human beings are scum and need to be dominated and led to Victory…DEUS VULT. The ideal I see for all human beings are people who can work the fields with their own bare hands until they are exhausted raw and bleeding. After this, they must hit the books and prove mental prowess, adaptability, and and charm. While they are in training during schooling they must also prove themselves formidible in Martial Arts from both West and East. Foul human beings must purify themselves through intense physical training, meditation, mindfulness, fasting for days on end, attaining classical knowledge from books, tenaciously challenging themselves and their peers in all aspects of life, then finally realizing their roles in one's Nation-State.
That is a simple example of what my idealized image of a Human Being would look like. DEUS VULT!
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No.17014
Someone as similar to me as possible but a bit more motivated.
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No.18014
>>7581
I actually already have him, OP. I realized I loved him within days, we both felt we had known each other forever, and there is no lack of trust between us or doubt that we are soul mates and love each other in a way that is rare.
When we first started talking, the thing that surprised me was the ease of it. You know how talking to people, there's always this sort of translation that has to occur? How there's always some alteration of yourself, some mask, that changes for each person.
With him, there just wasnt. Everything felt so directly spoken, and then understood. It was like talking to myself, but he was different from me.
That is how I think I can best quickly describe it before I ramble more - he is like me. It's like someone else with the same soul as me.
That is what your Mr Right will be, he will be the part of you that you always had but didnt know about.
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No.18015
>>11388
I know this feel. You're gonna make it anon, we will all make it.
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No.18016
>>11304
I do this
>mfw some old person looks at me aghast as I walk around with my phone in my hands staring at it, but Im reading Plato
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