No.15000
you a mahou shoujo now
here's your wand
wat do?
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No.15020
Don't trust the magic wands, girls!
They are like heroin. You get addicted and end up spending hours upon hours with that thing. In the end you don't even get off from it and don't even read lewd stuff. You just browse away your day with that thing on your clit. And then, after you're already hooked you get so desensitized that normal sex gives you almost nothing.
And then the thing breaks due to over use and you realize that you can't even finger yourself anymore.
Watch it!
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No.15023
>>15020
Also, you'll become a magic slave, to a cat demon. It's like finding out you're a bitcoin mine, without the legal reprehensibility!
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No.15026
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No.15034
>>15020
Why don't you just sit on your husband's wand?
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No.15036
I make Digimon a reality. And also save the Digimon franchise.
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No.15037
>>15034
Your wand doesn't vibrate at 101 Hz
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No.15041
>>15037
Yet it is capable of automatically maintaining its level of erection, allowing the clitoris to maintain it's senses. There's a reason erections don't usually last longer than four hours, tops, and that's so any all-natural experimentations between the two sexes can never end in an "accident".
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No.15043
>>15036
Whats with this Digimon meme?
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No.15044
>>15041
You're taking a joke about vibrators way too seriously.
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No.15045
>>15044
It was a serious answer to begin with, dumbass, and not one to a question of yours, regardless.
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No.15051
>>15045
I dunno why you're so angry about vibrators but the serious answer is that a dick doesn't vibrate at 100 Hz :^)
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No.15055
>>15051
Yes, and the serious answer to that was the human phallus being capable of automatically maintaining its level of erection, allowing the clitoris to maintain it's senses.
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No.15057
>>15043
It's not a meme. It's a lifestyle.
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No.15067
>>15055
>the human phallus being capable of automatically maintaining its level of erection, allowing the clitoris to maintain it's senses.
I dunno why you're so angry about vibrators, friend. Also, your dumb autistic bullshit doesn't even make sense. Intercourse with a dick doesn't usually involve clitoral stimulation unless you go out of your way to do so.
None of your dumb shit about "maintaining its level of erection" changes the fact that you use a vibrator to get some supreme stimulation, and what they described is the side effects of overuse. And the fact that a dick cannot compete with machinery, as evidenced by what they describe as not being able to get off any other way for a while, probably until they stopped doing it altogether.
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No.15304
>>15067
>you use a vibrator to get some supreme stimulation
Which causes you to numb out, with time, as the poster above pointed out. Dicks don't stay erect forever, and won't vibrate the nerves down to feeling nothing.
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No.15306
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No.15349
Bring Hitler back to life and turn the world white.
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No.16288
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No.16906
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No.16908
>>15000
Crescent Heel Stomp the future my dudes. Meeeow! I shall assist you in this divine right!
>>15023
Scum…for all the bitcoins you mine off of innocent people, the further along cryptocurrency will be towards the path of destruction. You kids had the chance to rise above "The Currency System" as a whole, but instead you became as greedy as The Merchant and wasted it! Now all cryptocurrency will be shut down and you will lose your fortunes…just like I did. I can't wait to see you fall because you will all be just like me….HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11
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No.16917
I Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttt
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