No.6826
I want to zap everything to the point of no return. Unrepairable.
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No.6827
stick it up your mama's butt lmao
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No.6828
>>6826
110 kV line would be enough I think
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No.6829
>>6828
That's 88kW... where could I get that sort of power? I thought plugging it into a 3-phase 400V 32amp DC would do it?
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No.6837
Microwave it while is still on post video.
Safety first.
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No.6937
Unironically install Gentoo
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No.6956
Microwave, Hammer, Degausser, etc.
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No.6985
>>6826
Have your mom sit on it.
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No.7008
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No.7021
>screw two highly conductive pieces of metal in opposite ends
>connect to several car batteries in array
>fry until the plastic labels start to bubble
>dump water on it for safety
>make sure you're wearing rubber boots
>collect scrap and place it on pile of sand
>place thermite in terracotta planter with foil over hole at bottom
>magnesium strip in thermite plant
>ignite
>run away
>come back at opportune time to collect scrap and melt further
>preferably dilute your gold ingots with this slag
>sell at profit
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No.7371
>>6826
why in the fuck would you do this
if you are trying to hide your 3d printable dragon dildos you just need to nuke the hard drive, the rest should be clean
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No.7372
erase the disks then drop it in a swamp
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No.7375
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No.7386
sprinkle thermite across the motherboard, add extra to the hard drive. ignite and cover it up by blaming your neighbors for the damage.
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No.7394
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No.8090
>>6826
Throw it in a volcano if possible. If you don't have a volcano handy then smash it into a million pieces with a sledge hammer. Wear protective goggles.
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No.8092
What’ve you been doing on there, OP?
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No.8097
>>6826
Pour a cup of water on it too short it, then dry it afterwards
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No.8108
:start
@echo off
del c:\*
echo ...
exit
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No.8121
One time I removed a hard drive, microwaved it and then broke it apart with pliers. Was that enough?
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No.8138
>>6826
gutman passes and throw the drive in the sea you fucking peasant
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No.8152
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No.8156
An induction cooktop should do. It operates by alternating a magnetic field to induce current flow in the bottoms of pots and pans. It'll induce current in all your wires and leads.
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No.8158
>>6826
>How do I fry everything inside my laptop?
Fill a large pot with oil, heat to 300 degrees Celsius and place laptop inside.
Post results.
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