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File: d47a5748cb87d2b⋯.jpg (165.11 KB, 1580x1053, 1580:1053, dairy-cow-portrait.jpg)

 No.121148

Drinking this shit is a Thing, but does it produce actual results?

All I know is, the nutritional value is relatively unaffected by activity level/diet (except extreme situation ie dumb women who are vegan or do cocaine while breastfeeding babby). Human babby feeds often, so it's quite watery compared to, say, cow's milk (also, more sweet, idk why). Foremilk is watery because the bulk of fats are in hindmilk; a babby eating too much foremilk will be unsatisfied but make huge gains. Also easy way to drop weight (something like 20kcal expenditure per 30ml produced), so I don't get why bitches complain about "I can't lose babby weight wahh". Stop eating all the time and drink more water, you fat fucks.

That said, I was wondering if I should hang out in front of a gym to give some away. Would that be too fucking weird?

 No.121149

>>121148

Anon, why do you have breast milk to give away?


 No.121214

File: 6ab621f8bdcf984⋯.png (742.79 KB, 844x1020, 211:255, miyyos.png)

>drinking human breast milk

lewd


 No.121215

It would be weird if you give it away in bottles. If it's from the tap, you'd be thanked for the service.


 No.121217

>>121214

>>121215

>implying breast fetishism

This is why OP won't give any away. Fucking man-babies.


 No.121219

Do you go around stealing breast milk from women?


 No.121221

>>121219

Seriously, how many women would sell their milk? Not enough for it to be that affordable, I assume.


 No.121225

>>121219

>>121221

OP is implying grill.

You know what that means, faggot.


 No.121226

File: 9a408ee1e1e0d09⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 33.51 KB, 304x408, 38:51, 1436248065310-3.jpg)

>>121225

Free milk shipped to my door, in a glass milk jug autographed by OP the milk monster?


 No.121229

>>121219

Have you seen the movie Visitor Q?


 No.121237

>>121217

Drinking other people's fluids is always lewd unless you're breastfeeding a baby.


 No.121248

File: 728ddec75d57f83⋯.jpg (36.6 KB, 650x375, 26:15, 336.jpg)

>>121148

>ywn drink taiwanese breast milk after doing weighted squats


 No.121647

>>121237

Even breastfeeding babies is lewd, anon. There's a reason a fetish formed around it, for women, to begin with.


 No.121659

>>121148

>I was wondering if I should hang out in front of a gym to give some away

Harlot.


 No.121676

>>121659

Wouldn't probably be too out of place, in China.


 No.121695

File: 235c8ec6b950d4a⋯.jpg (2.65 MB, 1912x2448, 239:306, 20170529_165223.jpg)

My husband said I ought to post tits. I don't know if I did it correctly but whatever. If I take it all off it but it becomes obvious how assymetric everything has become, and it's just sad.

I had been wondering if /fit/ had any broscience to share on the subject of adult male consumption of breastmilk, but apparently not.

>>121148

I had a baby. Lactation generally follows. I produced about 1.2-1.7L per day the first month, resulting in a freezer drawer packed with of about 25-30L, on top of whatever the baby actually ate.

Which was really sad, because I stayed in a postpartum care facility for that month, and there were women going to the nursery to drop off a little syrettes of 20 < ml milk and I'm standing there with a liter. Underachievers.

>>121214

That is actually exactly how I felt. Like a cow. But the swelling is actually pretty awful. Imagine if your testicular glands decided to swell with 20x the usual fluid load (if you have had an intravenous shot lately, that's a similar feeling), and you have to empty it every 2 hours, not by ejaculation, but by the flesh constricting itself akin to a charlie horse. The flesh becomes rock hard and painful the longer you wait, and motorboating is therefore not possible.

>>121217

Breastmilk storage is generally in plastic bags, bottles are for immediate use only. I've used bags that range from 120ml to those 250/260ml monster bags from Target. They must be sterile, and smaller bags freeze faster.

>>121221

Breastmilk is a bodily fluid, so it is often not legal sell it in most places (transmissable disease, lack of general safety assurance, etc.), though I've seen guys offer on Craigslist in the States for a given price per ounce. I doubt it'd be profitable as you have to eat quite a bit to produce milk.

There are sometimes banks one can donate milk to, but some organizations are also known to accept donations, and sell the processed milk. It is very Jewish.

>>121248

My tag is TW, but am of 100% Grorious Nippon. I lucked out and both my teeth and my legs are fairly straight. It is pretty amusing to be praised by strangers for stereotypes traits I obviously don't have.

>>121148

This country is populated by beta cuck DYEL manlets (they stare longingly at women in clubs, and literally do nothing, why even go? They went to blow money on expensive drinks and sit in a freezing cold room and listen to a mediocre DJ) and robots, so the gyms are probably populated by lonely white furriners and crazy xiaojie fishing for rich white lonely furriners.


 No.121696

File: 06f869bc43ad030⋯.jpg (73.85 KB, 500x500, 1:1, gondola sweat.jpg)

File: 9e106db4e67e60f⋯.png (116.91 KB, 640x600, 16:15, nvidia sweating.png)

File: ffb95fda53f9b23⋯.gif (172.36 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sweat.gif)

File: 7e5e90ae483e571⋯.png (101.77 KB, 280x246, 140:123, sweating eddy.png)

File: 76b0f5cd225b6a6⋯.png (245.14 KB, 450x349, 450:349, sweating eustace.png)

>>121695

>Jew-aware Nipponese milk-monster that's fluent in English actually posts tits


 No.121697

>>121695

Amazement aside,

>I had been wondering if /fit/ had any broscience to share on the subject of adult male consumption of breastmilk, but apparently not.

It's not as your average /fit/izen can get a steady supply of the stuff, so it's understandable that there's not a lot of common knowledge on it.

Why not have your husband be a guinea pig for human milk testing? You're probably not going to sustain GOMAD, but it's worth a shot.


 No.121698

Here is =a broscience story:

>grandfather and his brother are kids

>grandfather is the older one

>their mother decides to breastfeed the younger one longer because something something younger kids

>she fucking breastfeeds him too long, at that point he can walk and talk and is still getting breastfed

>my grandfather's brother grows up really tall and physically well developed

>grandfather is between ok and manlet

So now he believes longer breastfeeding up to 3 or 4 years old can make you a big guy.

But it still applies mostly to kids and their specific mother. Not random unrelated women.

And certainly not older males.


 No.121701

File: c69766ccac5db56⋯.jpg (209.23 KB, 1239x795, 413:265, Exit bag.jpg)

>You will never suckle on a japanese womans breasts as she reads excerpts from "200 years together"

Why live fams?


 No.121702

File: d7a8553fcf7b1f2⋯.jpg (128.41 KB, 869x943, 869:943, to be alive.jpg)

>>121701

I sat here for 5 minutes trying to come up with a valid answer.


 No.121703

>>121695

why are your titties so hairy


 No.121704

>>121703

not gonna lie she has more chest hair than I do


 No.121705

File: a99c14ed181254e⋯.jpg (396.27 KB, 1500x1323, 500:441, old man shrug.jpg)

>>121704

…but I thought monkeys were hairy.


 No.121708

>>121695

>no timestamp

>hairy chest

What kind of fuckery is going on here?


 No.121709

>>121697

DE anon here. I vote for this as well as pics as proof.

Joking aside, breast milk is designed to have the necessary nutrients for a baby that is going through super growth spurts for the first few months/years of its life. It's going to be a calorie dense meal, but mostly carbs/fats. A cup of breast milk has about 11 grams of fat and 17 grams of sugar, but only 2.5 grams of protein.


 No.121710

The hairy woman chest gene is pretty common in Irish women and to a lesser extent Swedish women. For those wondering, I'm guessing it's just her genes.

Sauce: Family is mainly ethnically Irish/Swedish and all of the women have hairy chests on both sides of my family.


 No.121711

>>121695

>Jap

Yep, my guess is there's an Irishman somewhere in that there "100%" lineage. Knew a 1:5 Irish/Jap girl who had hair fucking everywhere. Nothing wrong with that, but that's my guess for the anons freaking out.


 No.121712

>>121709

> A cup of breast milk has about 11 grams of fat and 17 grams of sugar, but only 2.5 grams of protein.

Source?


 No.121713

File: f17d539f32a08d3⋯.jpg (8.29 KB, 177x284, 177:284, confused skeleton man.jpg)

>>121711

>1:5

>1/6

>Somehow having a partial lineage that isn't a power of two


 No.121728

>>121713

Note he said 1:5 and not 1/6th

The other two parts might be something else like britcuck or chink.


 No.121730

File: 0599d4639848907⋯.jpg (30.16 KB, 450x305, 90:61, autist behind this post.jpg)

>>121728

1:5 is a ratio - in words it's 'one to five', meaning six in total and therefore one sixth. Even if you read it as being 'one out of five' it's still not a power of two, and seeing as it takes two to tango you can't have a lineage that's not a power of two.


 No.121746

File: 410f0c159c178b3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 120.92 KB, 600x504, 25:21, tm.png)

>>121695

>100% Grorious Nippon


 No.121748

>>121695

It won't hurt to let your husband suck your tits


 No.121755

>>121710

well no shit it's not like she would get chest hair implants or wear a boob wig is it


 No.121756

>>121748

All this thread tells me is that if I ever get a woman, I'm curtailing her diet, and milking her like a cow, when it comes. To hell with (((Rich Silverstein))) and his cattle. I'm getting myself some human milk, for humans.


 No.121758

File: 39612e91ee17882⋯.gif (885.27 KB, 250x144, 125:72, The titty sucker.gif)

>>121695

Lemme at them fuzzy peaches.


 No.121783

File: f567f050c29af67⋯.jpg (47.06 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, autist going even further ….jpg)

>>121730

I know what a ratio is brah but heres the thing if your dad is say 1/4 irish,1/4 jap and 1/2 something else while your mother was 100% glorious nippon it would not be inaccurate to say 1:5 irish/jap. Unconventional sure but not technically inaccurate.

>>121710

On blonde/fair haired women its really not that noticeable unless you get real close or the lighting is right. Also those hairs are thinner so it doesn't really feel like their chest is harry it just feels soft and slightly fuzzy.


 No.121785

File: e779b721cd615aa⋯.png (1.02 MB, 884x717, 884:717, assburgers meteor, autiste.png)

>>121783

Alright, let's go with your example.

>Father: 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Jap, 1/2 whatever

>Mother: 1/1 Jap

>Total: 1/4 Irish, 5/4 Jap, 1/2 whatever

>Half everything since children take equal amounts: 1/8 Irish, 5/8 Jap, 1/4 whatever

>1/8 Irish = 0.125 Irish

>it would not be inaccurate to say 1:5 irish/jap. Unconventional sure but not technically inaccurate.

>Taking 1:5 as a ratio: 1:5 Irish = 1/6 Irish = 0.167 Irish

>0.167 =/= 0.125

>Taking 1:5 as a fraction: 1:5 Irish = 1/5 Irish = 0.2 Irish

>0.2 =/= 0.125

You are wrong. I am right.


 No.121786

File: 9d9d90a02c1132c⋯.png (13.48 KB, 979x973, 979:973, le ebin assburgers frog.png)

>>121785

Ah, I now see the folly of my ways. You said 1:5 Irish-to-Jap, not Irish-to-all.


 No.121787

File: 6eb67254651e734⋯.jpg (469.87 KB, 607x455, 607:455, 1441725581771.jpg)

>Total: 1/4 Irish, 5/4 Jap, 1/2 whatever

>5/4 Jap


 No.121789

>>121787

Read the next step.


 No.121791

File: 885951f60ac105e⋯.jpg (53.13 KB, 325x325, 1:1, 885951f60ac105ed2f699a35e3….jpg)


 No.121803

>>121791

>fixie bike


 No.121937

>>121148

ask your doctor about this OP.

men can get different benefits from this but when women take it it makes them produce more milk.

>maca root

>fenugreek

>milk thistle seed powder

>red clover

(warning, might make you VERY horny)


 No.121989

File: a69caf4523d6d2d⋯.mp4 (1.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, oppai.mp4)

>>121937

>makes them produce more milk

>warning, might make you VERY horny

I'm gonna need proof for this, anon.


 No.122061

>>121989

I don't want to be one of those fuckers who says "just google it!" so I'll say "just startpage.com it"

I really mean it in a nice way. it's really simple of a search, one of the easier ones. the results say pretty much the same this I already told you about it. but I suppose you will believe me when you search "fenugreek milk production" "milk thistle- etc.

hope you get good results.


 No.122076

>>122061

You're kidding me. Right? This is some snake oil hentai bullshit. Right? You feed your bitch this stuff, and she'll be moaning like a cow, dripping at the teat, ready to be milked for all her worth? Really?


 No.122153

>>122076

ask other people who have taken it, it's not some kind of secret chemical in a bottle or some pills from a tv infomercial. it's a vegetable or herb like garlic. you eat it and it has certain effects. I like eating these things myself. as a guy I don't really get the same effects as a woman but I notice the difference alone in bed. find it from a trusted online store like mountainroseherbs.com or znaturalfoods.com (to name a few I know) rather than paying out the ass for a tiny bottle at wholefoods or something. you could even find a totally different store all together if you trust it and it has fair prices. I don't like mentioning things that I haven't used myself, and actually enjoyed it because it's dishonest as shit.


 No.122155

File: 3fe1f7feb85a4d6⋯.gif (148.3 KB, 425x417, 425:417, dolphin.gif)

>>122076

>Anon comes home and slams a bag of groceries on the table

>"A-anon? Is everything alright?"

>"Couldn't be better! I've just gone out and bought your groceries for the next few months."

>"What do you mean my groceries? And for the next few months? There's nothing but herbs and seasonings in here."

>"I know."


 No.122168

>>122155

Go on.


 No.122222

File: 3a2fc8b8ca73379⋯.png (1.44 MB, 795x841, 795:841, rene descartes.PNG)


 No.122256

>>122222

waste of a get


 No.122281

>>122256

You're a waste of space.


 No.122293

>>121695

>My husband said I ought to post tits

What a cuck lol


 No.122296

>>122293

>breaking rule 31

Fucking NORMALFAG.


 No.122298


 No.122307

>>122296

>breaking rule is normal

if thats true, the rules must be shit


 No.122333

>>122298

>>122307

>admitting to normalfaggotry

>>>/4chan/

Go back.


 No.122338


 No.122347

>>122338

GO BACK, YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG.


 No.122348

>>122347

I've never seen so much hatred for normalfags since 4chan.org/r9k/


 No.122417

>>122348

>implying they allow themselves to even utter the word normalfag


 No.122687

>>121148

>>121695

Did you get scared away by the creepy men wanting to milk you, OP? Don't be. You don't want to become engorged. Do you?


 No.122733

File: 27f844bdcd77430⋯.gif (546.59 KB, 540x300, 9:5, 1429338510684.gif)

>>121148

>>122196

Depends really, OP. I mean, I'll be honest, a nice pair of titties on a nice looking girl and I'm aaaaaall game. This does raise the idea of turning a girl into your breast milk slave. Put her on a fruit and vegetable diet with some meat here and there and just let it ride. Provide her with a gym so she may maintain her physique after you've achieved the perfect tit size and BOOM, you have your own personal milk slave with the perfect biologically molded tits. It's ingenious really.

Then again, you could always just buy yourself a cow and have the girl feed on the cow's milk. Then you can have cow milk-breast milk.

>>121695

I'm afraid the rules are for you to post the actual tits (nips included, just one is acceptable as well), and you really should have a timestamp. There's no telling what truth there is to your claims and for all anyone knows you could be just another fat anon. Hairy chest.


 No.122735

>>122733

Why does she have to be called a slave? Free food and living quarters for some bodily fluids sounds more like a job, than anything else.


 No.122762

>>122735

Slave labor, job, involuntary servitude - she doesn't really get a say in the matter and would have no other option but to do so. You can call it a job if you want. My slave won't be that naive however.


 No.122784

>>122762

>she doesn't really get a say in the matter

Sorry, but unless you're in one of them Jew Kabbals suckling off the fat of the land, then you're really blowing hot air.


 No.125738

Necrobump


 No.126994

>>121695

>Breastmilk storage is generally in plastic bags

Are you exporting to Canada?




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