>>117205
As the days go by, my fart tornado only gets worse. On the first day I didn't even notice it, but now on the fourth day I am reaching the point at which my asshole is spending more time open than it is closed. Thankfully it doesn't smell terribly pungent, because this is honestly getting ridiculous. I could probably get a job as a clown now and not have to carry around a helium tank, because I would just strap a balloon to my anus and I could fill one every hour. Does it ever level out? If I were to extrapolate my increase in gasiness post-diet switch to, say, one month, I would literally have a constant and unbroken stream of air pouring out from my back end. Instead of working like digital bits and being either open or closed, my anus would be functioning like analog sound. In the place of nothing there will be one constant fart, and in the place of farts there will be momentary increases in volume. I would have a continuous bubbling sound coming from my guts as more and more gas is produced. I'd be like a car. Woe unto any poor soul who inhales near my exhaust pipe. /fit/, will we cause global warming all by ourselves? Please tell me this is not the reality I will face. I would still do it, for the gains, but reconciling this morally is very troubling to me.