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d2b73f No.971716

you NEVER get any pussy. you have never seen a vagina on real life. but you play videogames like a 7 year old girl.

the entire world laughs in your face.

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d2b73f No.971717

your generation are genetically deformed ABNORMIES…

born without the ability to reproduce.

you represent the embarrassing end of humanity.

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d2b73f No.971718

of course, it's completely predictable that adult males who have never actually seen a vagina would seek false reassurances from other similarly incompetent closet homosexuals.

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26cba7 No.971719

It's nothing short of Hilarious how you ALL lack the ability to secure a girlfriend, when there are 12 year old boys getting blowjobs in their school's bathrooms.

And you like to pretend that you are the upper echelon of society, highly advanced, extremely intelligent, Cutting Edge elitists..

But you're obviously not intelligent enough to figure out how to integrate into society and charm the pants off a woman so you can begin your own family…

AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT NINTENDO

You're not fooling anybody. You are not sexually attracted to females, which means, technically speaking, you are actually a closet homosexual.

It's obvious that you are in reality a homosexual, more interested in the company of other men, and demonstrating absolutely no sexual attraction towards females whatsoever.

But you try to hide your homosexuality, referring to other people as 'faggots', which is just another one of your many distraction techniques, similar to the temper tantrums you throw to manipulate your mother every time she mentions you need to find a job and get the hell out of her spare bedroom.

The fact that you are hiding your true homosexuality qualifies you as a closet homosexual.

End of story. Case closed. You are a closet homosexual. All of you are. Your entire sexually dysfunctional worthless generation are nothing more than the closet homosexuals with video game controllers in their hands…

And now you know why the entire world has been laughing at you…

You're the same losers we used to laugh at in the hallway back at school…

We would spit on your back and you didn't even realize it…

The girls didn't care if you saw them laugh or not, so they just laughed directly in your face instead of behind your back.

Your existence isn't worth waiting a moment for your back to be turned.

Women enjoy watching you be rejected because you're not man enough to do anything about it.

The only thing you have in your life is that stupid little sissy boy computer.

Everything you have learned and experienced in life happened in front of that stupid little computer.

You masturbate in front of it.

You play Childish sissy boy video games on it, you pretend to be badass discriminating overly judgmental life experts in your little imaginary social network image board chat room fagshows…

And you will never ever ever ever ever have a woman climb in bed with you because of your computer and your childish inability to develop testosterone.

You are the butt of the world's jokes.

We are still laughing in your face and spitting on your back, whether you realize it or not.

You've never accomplished a goddamn thing in your entire sniveling worthless life…

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5bf403 No.971720

but there's good news:

you DON'THAVE TOBE A DOUCHEBUCKET

It turns out you have the ability to stop being such an embarrassing pathetic joke…

It all begins by turning off your computer and apologizing to your mother and moving out of her house and finding a job and starting the process of becoming an adult human male….

But you don't have what it takes.. you are terrified of responsibility. So you're going to continue being a satirical parody of an image board loser douchebag closet homosexual awkward social misfit loser with the ladies ass clown…

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0b47bd No.971841

>>971716

erm its called being based

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