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3b5985  No.969226

Found this guy looking at Spoony's replies. Fuck me, we got a live one folks

>42 years old

>Looks like Andrew Dobson's twin

>Writes shitty, self-published books about aliens or ghosts or some shit

>Only reviews for the books are clearly him, sockpuppeting

>Spends most of his time on twatter trying to get various nerd celebrities like William Shatner or Mark Hamill to read his shitty book/screenplay based on book/agree to star in the film of his shitty book

>Most prominent of these is Ernie Hudson ('The black Ghostbuster') who he somehow managed to get a picture with and now won't leave alone

>Met some woman online and moved to Spain to be with her (hence 'Spain Sperg')

>Complains and threatens suicide constantly because she ignores him now (probably because she realises he reeks of failure)

I don't think I've seen a genuine cow like this in the wild and untouched for so long

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3b5985  No.969227

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Two more. Good God this guy's a loser

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afa4e1  No.969572

>>969226

>Moving in with a woman. Ever

>Instead of just fucking her and abandoning her to look for other young women to fuck.

Don't ever be a simp. It is a mental illness that costs your wealth, your health and may even cost your life.

>Writes a fiction book about government agent who uncovers mystical statue with shitty/nerdy-given name.

Those freaks never leave their teenage years. The plot of his books reads like a straight up Z list movie from the 80s.

Those demented fools never let go of the media that they consume. They truly are empty carcasses, with "minds" molded only by the media that they consume and nothing else.

>Begging some Atari nobody to tell his moment of shame story about his decades-old irrelevant company so he can write a book about a company and the industry which it belonged to.

Imagine being this freak. Imagine worshiping a corporation. Imagine worshiping a fucking industry. Imagine worshiping, as an adult, the toys that you played with when you were a child. Imagine being so empty and soulless that you feel joy for worshiping the tedious executive life of corporate suits and how they created their companies and became an industry.

Imagine being this much of a dead mindless body that one of your life's interests is interviewing and writing about old and irrelevant corporate suits and writing about their jobs as if they were something fantastical.

And of course, the bald and fat freak is a simp.

A simp who moved to another country which doesn't even share a similar culture with his own in order to live on the same house with a parasite (woman).

A simp who is so insecure and so desperate for attention that he didn't realize how parasitic and eternally whining women are.

A simp who is rightfully ignored by the woman's family, but it is so desperate for any attention that being alone bothers him, instead of him appreciating being left alone to his thoughts.

Thank Jesus that Corona-chan is wiping out a lot of those fat/unhealthy freaks from our world.

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8ef583  No.969576

>>969572

Have sex.

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60c5e0  No.969578

>>969576

Stay mad, landwhale.

You won't have sex once you become old and ugly. Only transitioning men and younger girls will have all the sex and you won't have any.

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0e562a  No.969598

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>>969578

>You won't have sex once you become old and ugly.

<Well not of the consensual kind…

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94d9d1  No.969623

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>>969572

>Instead of just fucking her and abandoning her to look for other young women to fuck.

Anon confirmed for so chaddy, even Chad would stand by and allow anon to fuck Stacy while Chad headed to watch them on a monitor in the cuckshed.

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