>tries to start a MTG Gamergate to use as a personal army against a cosplayer he's mad at
>fails
>tries to tell everyone that MTG fucks kids anyway and he didn't even like it to begin with
>fails
>becomes a general in the Army of Sargon
>is instantly made a fool of
>swings on Kevin Smith
>immediately cucked
>thinks he and his Team of (((Insiders))) will destroy Captain marvel
>fucks that up
How can one man keep fucking up so badly?