/cow/ - Lolcows

Why not paste the OP from the other thread, this one is way too short, two links, one outdated, you're a stupid faggot

>>517418

yea bad thread start, someones rushed it out of anger or something instead of taking their time and looking at the other OP's

Pedobong is the worst.

How come no sticky yet, mods? You said in a previous thread that we'd get a sticky again.

>>517751

well it was only the last thread and only if you followed what he said to do otherwise the short guys just irrel and not even that funny anymore, more just sad

30 years old, goes on holiday and shares a hotel room with his parents.

PAaaaaaa-

THEEEEEeeeeeT-

ICccccccc!

>>517762

Who goes on vacation with their parents past adolescence? I could see it if it was some family reunion event. That's not what this seems to be.

haha fuck! that britbong cow banner is top tier

>>517763

Bong is unemployed and lives with his coddling parents. When they die he will starve to death.

>>517846

heh. what a contrived existence he lives.

>>517416

30 years old

Driving a skidoo

Dad riding bitch seat

>>517861

Stay cool this Summer kids.

>>517968

He didn't gain weight, he just never shows his stomach and therefore needed an excuse for his weight when he showed how he wasn't sunburnt from "being under water" even though he never had his shirt off outside, lol.

>>518479

Turkey is a free country?

>>517861

So special needs that he can’t trusted either riding a skidoo or with his own bedroom without parental supervision.

It is possible he is more incapable than we even know.

>>518479

Any updates on whether or not the resort did anything about his creepshotting?

>>518851

They said they'd look into it, but if they did anything he actually did the smart thing for once and didn't bitch and cry about it on his discord (so not likely.)

>>517411

Q predicted this

>>519366

why are you violating your truce Mork?

>>520350

Push his buttons.

>>520350

Didn't you violate your silly little truce with Kopy first when you were shit talking Caroline on your stream?

>>518479

jesus christ that's what 6 year olds use to justify their shit

in a lot of "free countries" taking photos like this gets you charged with a sex crime.

>>517968

nice sixpack faggot lmao

this deluded retard actually thinks he's fit

>>520733

oh wow he lied how amazing who would have ever thought dominic would have lied about something oh god kopy i bet you feel so betrayed i mean you of all people putting your trust in dominic should have worked out perfectly fine i can't believe this is happening.

What is this sperg up to now?

>>520758

Nah, everyone knew he was going to do it first, Kopy just wanted to see how long he could sit there out of fear.

>>520733

Gee, I sure hope you don't have anything serious on him that could be dropped but probably shouldn't yet.

>>520733

Honor your word and quit making up reasons to be a weirdo sperg again or there will be consequences Ortiz

>>520826

As he finally realised the internet had finally been closed to him Mongbong headed to Cow in the hope that someone somewhere would pay attention to him.

Oh how we laughed.

>>520733

Are you white knighting a fucking slag? Why would you waste your energy doing this?

Listen son, I really need you to hit up reddit.com/r/theredpill and learn that it is not worth your time to defend women like this. This will not get you laid, it will not better your life, and it does absolutely nothing but break the bond you might have with your fellow men.

Women are machiavellian in nature, this means they are comparatively proficient at being manipulative versus the typical male. The evolutionary theoretical basis for this is due to smaller size and inferior musculature women had to learn to use men as tools rather than directly oppose them in a physical conflict (as they would undoubtedly lose in all but very few scenarios) this makes the pronunciation of their strength a propensity to be mentally rather than physically violent. Physical violence is outlawed whereas mental abuse is not, this allows women to get their way without being held accountable by a system of law. The law does not legislate interpersonal morality to this extent. Where a man's instinct is to hit, a woman's is to do a big shit in your mind instead.

Women are hypergamous they feel entitled to a superior mate. You have to be richer than her or at least equally rich, more educated than her or at least equally educated. You need to be better looking than her or at least equal looking, you need to be more popular than she is or at least equally popular. You can offset one area (LMS - looks, money, status) with another, but if you're lower in at least 2 areas just forget it.

Buying into the last point, this is why 20% of guys are fucking 80% of the chicks, women date up, men date down and yes this has created rising social inequality since women entered the professions.

If a woman thinks she is better than you she can't respect you, if she can't respect you she can't love you. Women love men differently to the way men love women. Woman's love is based on adoration, adoration is a concentrated amount of respect. Respect is derived from power. Be powerful if you want to be loved, or you will never be loved. You will be held in contempt for being weak.

Women rely on men to be emotionally stoic, we often call this "holding frame" you have to be mentally strong so she can lean on you, she finds that attractive. You cannot lean on her, there is a double standard, if you lean on her the relationship will fall apart, she will not be able to handle your problems and she will no longer find you attractive. You are a man. You have to be better than her, which means to be stronger than she is. This is why women get to be emotional and we have to be unreactive, we are strong and ignore our emotions so they can indulge in their emotions and enjoy the ride. They find it far more difficult to be logical than we do and thus it is our burden to be the reasonable ones.

uying into the last point women have little sympathy for weak men, despite the fairer sex bullshit you may be accustomed to hearing a man is far more likely to assist a weak man financially or emotionally than a woman is.

Women are more selfish than men are in matters of money and love. Man's love is expected to be sacrificial, woman's isn't.

Women love pragmatically and have no capacity to love unconditionally for romantic partners, only their children. Men can love women unconditionally. There is a hierarchy of love: Men > Women > Children.

>>520826

> my life as a 5'4 midget

larping as an e-celed 24/7

>>520841

god jamkku stop

>>520733

Women have a sexual plurality, if you are a nice guy with money you are husband material that can nail her after 12 dates and she's had so many glasses of wine she forgets how on a primal level you're not that attractive, just cute. If you are an asshole with nice muscles you're the guy who gets to nail her after 2 hours of meeting. We call this sexual plurality in rather rhythmic slang: "alpha fucks, beta bucks"

Women do not care about male weakness and neither does society, if you are weak, depressed, small, poor, uneducated, unconfident, not powerful then nobody cares. People only care about you when you're powerful or a pretty woman. You have to pull yourself up by the bootstraps because nobody gives a fuck about you. Society will always have a safety net for women, white knights will charge in, the state will provide and etc, as a man you have no such luxury, your propensity and ability to gain power is much higher than a woman's but your ability to hit rock bottom is far more pronounced too. As men we are more extreme than women. Women are typically average and don't move much either side of the bell curve, as men we are either highly successful geniuses of repute that feminists can but scoff and be jealous of, the posterboys for their esteemed patriarchy, or the ignored voiceless poverty stricken peasant class that nobody gives a flying fuck about.

Western females (typically anglosphere and western/northern Europe) are self-entitled and come from a psychological position of thinking they're better than you are. They believe that shit despite their numerous insecurities because they have been raised to view men as instruments for their desires, they have been told they must be impressed,that a man must wine and dine her and ultimately the onus is on him to win her heart, she will obsess over her relationship status frantically and doll herself up but ultimately her part is entirely passive. She comes from a position of superiority and illogically believes she is superior to all but the most high value of men. Part of the red pill is realising her capacity for brilliance is lower than yours, which brings me on to the next point.

Women need men more than men need women. Men generally want sex and perhaps a family so they have a genetic lineage to leave their worldly goods and knowledge to once they die (so they may live on through their offspring) however women need men for their logical minds and stoic consistency, to make her emotionally stabilised "being the rock in her storm", and also need a partner just to "feel complete." Just look at single mother households and all the older women who are single, they are miserable. These women NEED a man to be happy, men DO NOT need women to be happy, men need SEX to be happy. A bachelor is a not an unhappy guy, a bachelorette is.

Women are depreciating assets, their major asset and unique selling point is their sexual beauty and fertility. Most of them squander their best years on "riding the cock carousel" which means fucking lots of different guys in nightclubs, having flings, being generally irresponsible and riding through life on easy mode getting ahead for no real talent, but because she's pretty and can give head. Women are born, their ability to conceive children is what makes them women.

Men are not born they are created. Poverty, difficulty, heartache, oppression, pain - these are the things that make men out of boys. This is why you came to TRP. This is why boys come back from the military as men. Conflict and pain is what forges the masculine mindset, men cannot grow without conflict and learning from their mistakes, men need to apply their logical minds to problems which arise, elevate, and transcend their previous selves to become more powerful. Men are never born, they are always bred in the bloody fields of battle and war be it economic, mental or physical. A man is a soldier of differing kinds, a man has learnt to repress his fear so he may overcome and achieve.

>>520733

Men take more risks than women and are expected to do so, being fearful, unconfident and risk averse as a man leads to failure. You must be confrontational and risk-taking.

Single mothers [typically] breed boys not men (without outside intervention.) Boys do little except play xbox and eat pizza with no direction in life, they have little luck with girls and end up drinking themselves to dead smoking pot in their 40s. There's more women in education than men now. Think about that shit for a second. The system has been set up against you, pull yourself up by the bootstraps.

Social market value is everything, something a low value man says which is "creepy" when said by a high value man is "flirty" or "sexy." Always be focusing on your physical appearance and make it the best that you can, this will make your life easier in all areas, not just sexually but financially too as caused by a phenomenon explored known as the halo effect

Your value is everything you should always be improving yourself, if you're not then you cannot compete in the world and your life will be miserable, anesthetized by nothing but the introversion of the four walls you reside in kept docile by xbox, porn, pizza and some online friends. Break free of the mediocrity.

Your diet and exercise place a certain handicap on your ability to utilise your potential. The obese and those who eat poorly (but aren't necessarily fat) are typically low energy and thus waste a lot of time unproductively as they are not in the right mental state to get anything done. You need to take care of your body so then your body will allow your mind to implement it's will onto the world. You must be physically active so that you can mentally put your plans into action. Procrastination is the slow acting poison of one who lives a sedentary lifestyle. Physically active people make things happen in other areas of their life too. Exercise is invigorating. Stop putting it off. Do it.

Your body is the temple that houses your mind, following on from the previous point higher testosterone will help you increase your abilities and leave you feeling more energetic - lift, it will give you a rush of energy like nothing else and further increase your T creating a positive feedback cycle. Jog/do cardio - a runners high again is like a drug, you will feel awesome after a jog, your anxiety goes right down and your confidence rises. Keep it up and the effects stack and become part of your personality.

>>520842

Not Jammku, just posting for him. :^)

You can save yourself from incel hell, you know.

Living by the feminist code earned you probably 12 years of hell. Let that number sink in.

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

12

no, that went by too fast. try it this way.

365 + 365 + 365 + 365 + 365 + 365

+

365 + 365 + 365 + 365 + 365 + 365

4380 days give or take.

4380 days without being validated as a sexual being.

4380 days without physical human contact or touch.

4380 days of isolation and loneliness.

4380 days of silent suffering and silently screaming at mirrors.

4380 days of crippling ridicule and self confidence destruction by my peers.

4380 days during in what should have been the best years and height of your sexual primacy…

…give or take…

GONE.

"Sex is P and VG but it’s also human and human. Even if it’s just for a night, it lets you feel you’re not alone in the world, you shared a biological imperative with someone, you experienced their pleasure with your own."

Do you say this to yourself?

"No one has held me, touched me, hugged me in such a long time. Humans need physical contact. I don’t feel human."

I can only imagine what a productive member of civilization you would be IF you were brought up with masculine values and was sexually sated. Instead you spent your life living out the following tale trying to figure out what your problem was and living as a manic bipolar depressive. Instead here you sit, a MGTOW, never finding enough reason or desire to become productive beyond your own means.

From the age of 18-29 you traveled a road that lead you to believe you weren't human, wasn’t worthy of love, wasn’t deserving of companionship and that you would probably be better off dead.

You lost my virginity at late 17 to a girl and your relationship lasted for just over 5 months. When it ended you fell into a deep depression. What you should have been told at that moment was to identify what was it about you that made you lack confidence, to fix it and to head back out into the world. To listen to the guys who were #winning

Instead you followed the feminist programming and female advice off a cliff into hell.

Feminism taught you a lot throughout the 80’s and 90’s. It taught you not to question women’s sexual choices. It taught you to treat them with deference and respect. It taught you not to accost them for sex aggressively, but to treat them as human beings. It taught you that you MUST control my shallow, greedy, dangerous impulses but allow a woman the right to indulge in hers. It taught you to be nice for the sake of being nice and not expecting sex in return. To give all your emotional and platonic ability and not dare ask for intimacy in return.

It taught you everything you needed to be creepy, unattractive and doormat ready.

And it was re-enforced by EVERY woman you talked to.

What you SHOULD have been told is “hit the gym, build some muscle, guys with muscles are hawt” – “get braces now, you’ll smile a lot and we love guys with big smiles” – “go see a dermatologist, we love sexy skin on a man” – “cut off your long hair, you don’t look like a rocker, you look like a hippy. crew cuts are sexy, you’d look good in one” – “learn a skill and become good in it. become confident in it. we love confidence”

What you got instead was a constant drumming of “you’re such a good guy, just wait, someone else is out there for you” – “you don’t have to change a thing, you’re a wonderful person, just keep being yourself” – “you don’t need muscles, only jerks care about having big muscles” – “there’s nothing wrong with you, you just need to be a bit more confident that’s all” – “confidence comes from the inside, not from the outside”

Patent fucking lies all of them.

I'd keep going but I'm rolling out to the gym. Stop white knighting it's worse than cancer.

>>520841

>as men we are either highly successful geniuses of repute

I'd argue that its more of a man's childhood upbringing than their genes, to explain why some men are so low on the IQ Bellcurve.

Think of how boys and men get more shit at them, boys get physically and mentally abused more often than girls. It's well-studied that beating a child can make them either retarded or extremely emotionally in their adulthood.

Especially with our fucked up diet nowadays, filled with toxic chemicals such as xeno-estrogens and such. Fucking up our brain chemistry and such. I bet, if men were treated like women, their IQ would be equal or higher than women.

>Men are not born they are created. Poverty, difficulty, heartache, oppression, pain - these are the things that make men out of boys.

It's cute and all, the only thing you are right about is getting a muscled physique or a decent job. Otherwise, the rest is pure emotional slop a women could make up.

Realistic and not writing trying not to write a useless paragraph on here.

1. Get a decent psyqiue & diet. Talk to a therapist or close bro(Ya don't take care of yourself mentally, you'll hurt yourself and those around you.)

2. Sadistic, sociopathic women are most likely raised by fucked up families. Find women you want to fuck, be picky for who to start a family with.

3. Exercise is important, but diet is wayyyyyy more important. Look up Keto, Paleo, and Atkins diet. (Keto's best in my opinion) Hell it's been researched that even modern tribes, do exercise but chill a whole lot too.

4. Exclude toxic products you use in your life,

Get iron cookware instead of non-stick. Use stainless steel, borosilicate glass drinkware.

Fun Fact: the representive of BPA-FREE shit gives to their family stainless steel drinkware, let that sink in.

5. Research hormone disruptors

https://cycleharmony.com/remedies/hormone-imbalance/top-10-xenoestrogens-the-primary-cause-of-estrogen-dominance

>>520733

Does MT actually believe his own lies? Because he's on Mundane Matt levels of covering his ass there.

>>520826

I believe Kopy laid it out pretty clearly (along with screencapped evidence) that you broke the gay little "truce" you two had.

>>520909

>Does MT actually believe his own lies?

He told his viewers yesterday that Boyd was trying to scam and beg to see his penis. His penis was posted here months ago by 3 different women.

What do you think?

>>520927

Wait seriously he said that? Was the clip of it saved? Please post it, clip god

>>520927

He thinks way too highly of his little red tip

Anyone notice that manlet tears is necrobumping old threads again to try and push his to the back? Keep bumping this one guys

>>521648

sure but can we put a spoiler over those lil weiners i really dont want to see that first thing in the thread.

>Kopy makes up reasons to stim and start his stal.king up despite the fact people impersonate LegendBong

>Ortiz has even done this himself when he roleplayed as "Britgoon" to make up conversations to cream himself over

paaathetic

>>521796

>kopy starts his stawlking!

>people r impresonating trannybong!

what the fuck are you on, you spastic little boglin?

>>521792

I'm bumping just to get his penis off the front page.

>>521129

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING RED!!!!!

>>521909

manlet with your dick so bright

won't you fuck my mouse tonight?

>>521930

Britbong the red tipped elf. He ups the contrast on the dicks of all the dolls he manufactures for 'ol saint Nick. Except no one (not even Santa himself) asked for anitomically correct childrens toys.

>>522168

He shared a hotel room with his mom and dad.

Cool he updated his Discord avatar to be a sexy male. What a great gimmick for a epic alpha male Tranny man! There is no way he's a fag at all

>>522447

Did he not bang and suck trannies?

When you play yourself so hard..

No hard feelings guys, but maybe it's time to move onto either a new platform or a new server.. Your current one has a 1 in 1 chance of being nuked. GG

>>522527

your English sucks. hopefully you're jmaa and not British

either way i'm pretty sure your efforts will fail

>>522527

>man with cp on his hard drive reports childhood photo as cp

You are projecting again, Dominic

>>522538

>You are projecting again, Dominic

is that britbong? welcome back!!

are trannytears' parents swingers? we should call them up for a party.

>>522881

I appreciate this. Thanks.

>>522935

pretty broad interpretation of child porn you got there britbong

how come the discord is still there

>>522945

>being investigated

If you didn't the read above image. A server doesn't get taken down straight away when it's an investigation…So you guys might wanna delete those images lol.

Oh and good job banning my Japanese proxy mods i only got about 100 more so have fun with that intrepid adventure.

>>522947

>A server doesn't get taken down straight away when it's an investigation

yours did

twice

>>522949

Abit strange that your allowing the same cocks on your pedo server? I mean it is proof that you're knowingly sharing questionable material.

>>522962

Oh right, cause you think a) i give a fuck and b) that im dominic vanner.. LOL.

>>523003

melt down much?

Geeze you're so smart.. Tell me… Do you have any proof i did any of this or do you just blame anyone when they start spamming your precious "lulcow" thread? No? LOL whats ironic is that you're so delusional that the first person you blame is me when i don't even come here…Keep trying tho.

>>523028

Not everyone is as stupid as you are, Alex. It doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes Batman crossover to solve this mystery.

>>523029

>>523030

I dont see any proof of me doing so but. IPS, names nothing lol it's all here say. LMAO unlike you dweebs i dont spend most of my life obsessing over a man in the UK sperging out over everything he does.

>>523031

>le proof meme

You do realize that sometimes, only sometimes, people are being so obvious that you don´t even require hard evidence? Even Britbong realized that and dropped the act (mostly), why are you not man enough?

But seriously: What do you hope to accomplish by bumping this thread to the top?

>>523035

Ill drop it when you guys grow up and understand your life has no meaning. Maybe then when you neck ourselves that will be moment you realize.. You wasted your entire lives. Anyways this is my final reply cause its been fun taunting sudo intellectuals.

>>523037

The word you're looking for is pseudointellectuals.

>>523039

hey now, the poor lads had his whole world taken from him, all those CP images he had on twitter DM's, GONE

>>523037

remember: its down the road and not across the street bud,

>>523025

So wait, the child roleplayer is going on about CP who literally has it? That's pretty stupid.

>>523037

Must've stung a lot when britbong auto-muted you on second life then repeatedly told you to kill yourself.

>>523003

Manletears confirmed for liking CP because they're the only girls he can fap to that aren't taller then he is.

>>523037

Do you mean sudo as in how you go around as a sudo kid in SL letting other sudo kids put their sudo dicks in your sudo ass? That sudo? Or did you mean pseudo genius?

Can we all just take a second to absorb that the only constant mongbong supporter isn’t a suspected pedo but is actually a confirmed one?

Why has Dominic been so boring lately?

>>523878

Dying fanbase, his spam tactics aren't working and he has to pretend to not he a sperg due to ban fears so he is more of a pussy than is even normal for him.

Join the trolls discord because those guys don't post a lot here from what I have seen.

>>523975

Idk who those people are so he's more popular than me

>>523975

hair tie abuse results in a dead looking colorless bellend. EPIC FAIL

>>523975

how much you wanna bet he pees in those ramen bowls as well? forget piss bottles, he's got piss bowls!

man, he's living the life, he even gets his tendies! man, that fool got his good boy points figured out, you all are just jealous. you wish your mommy got you tendies every day for lunch

>>523003

this wasn't very nice, this is going to hurt your good boy points, lad

>>524070

>you wish your mommy got you tendies every day for lunch

He unironically believes this thinking it's a health thing for people and not that they taste like shit and it's something you keep in the freezer until you have nothing else to eat.

>>524440

you paid some dirty paki faggot on fivr to take a picture for you?

>>524440

there is no reason for someone to type up paragraphs of britbong praise in the style of jamkku, for jamkku

what could they possibly have to gain from providing you with that service?

good god you are dumber than we give you credit for

>>524700

because only jamkuu himself would have a reason to save that image 3 years ago when it was made

How did we get to page 2 again and why do I suspect it might have something to do with shortman or his cohorts necrobumping old threads again?

>>525866

Your threads have died Mark you lost get over it and quit trying to bump them

>>525866

Only if you pay attention to chronological order, he doesn't.

CHARLIE COPIED HIM!!!!!

(Charlie may have hung out with downies but so does Brit and he didn't edit as much as Brit to change the story.)

>>526058

nah, you've just become irrel, a right boring fuck… we won

>>526185

He'll never understand that and everyone is Kopy for some reason.

>>526189

Everyone is Britbong for some reason.

>>526360

Do you not know what he does? You would know why that happens more than the other way.

Does anybody have all the songs making fun of him? There is quite a few.

>Kopy and Boyd still freakishly trying to bump their retarded shit with boring questions and requests

its over spergs you got chinned

>>526425

how sad is it midge, you're so boring and irrel now that even your "trolls" dont care about you anymore. even your shitty attempts to bury the thread fail… deplatformed, humiliated and irrelevant tell me again, who won here?

>>526509

we get it fam no need to post the same thing over and over and just reword it

>>526425

Kopy and Boyd you say?

>>526898

lol

How recent is that pic that shows how much he isn't a man?

>>526425

Still trying to bury this thread by bumping old threads I see. You know this is going to get a sticky when the mods realize you're doing this again right?

>>527575

Is he really?

Might be because the idiot convinced people to Google his name.

>>527626

He's been doing it with all the recent threads about him, as well as attempting to divert attention from himself to Britney Venti since she also has a thread (MT probably made it though)

>>528030

>Boyd is sending YOUNG CHILDREN to harass me

is he calling mildred a child?

>>528030

God his own pedophilia is so painfully transparent.

>>528083

i am a child

>>528030

I love how he puts "forced" in quotes as if he didn't hate the idea of going and subsequently the entire holiday

>>529063

get him banned from facebook

Been trying to get in the same DbD matches to show the TRUE meaning of being pallet looped.

(I wish Brit would study games to L2P better.)

It HUUUURTS!

>>532489

>He thinks this will actually work.

I wonder how much time and money he will waste on this crap before gives up and moves on to his next scheme.

If he'd just use the boglins to troll Will to Live Online he'd mega-grow his audience.

>>521909

Looks like the foreskin is strangling his tippy.

>>522216

>>523975

God, he's pathetic.

>>523037

God, you're pathetic.

>>529063

For some reason, this Facebook post reminds me of that newspaper article about his dad getting arrested for smuggling. Like autistic father, like autistic son.

I'm just waiting for him to follow in his father's footsteps and call me Shylock. "YOU GOT YOUR POUND OF FLESH, /cow/!"

>>533216

What are your thoughts on a /cow/ spinoff board for MT discussion? I'd imagine it would make MT tard out tenfold

hi guys i know im a little late but how many dudes did MrNoob skype for? from my research there seems to be a few and I know for a FACT she used to go on cam with me and show me her tits and ass all the fucking time. what a little skank.

>>533960

everyone except britbong apparently

>>526898

this picture is just sad.

he's a 30 year old man.

my folks were married at 30. he's still mommy's special little boy. His parents raised him, this is their fault, and it's great watching them having to suffer through this.

>>533987

yeah, i now now why the manlet hated me so much for her even giving me the time of day. he probably knew that every dude that she speaks to gets to see her shlick on cam and got jelly. still have those caps recorded, lul. hi cyanne!

>>533960

>hi guys i know im a little late but how many dudes did MrNoob skype for?

who cares?

>>534078

So then you're admitting you have cp, making you as bad as manlet tears?

>>534193

>>534193

I only joined SL after her 18th birthday which was referred to in the dunkey vid where he talks to zarco. So no. By my knowledge its not cheesy pizza.

>>533987

Whatever happened to that video of Britbong doxing mrnoob for cockblocking him?

I should make an updated version of our anniversary banner with Britbong next to Chris-chan and Rika.

>>533492

I doubt it would piss him off as much as us (as well as every other community of trolls) rejecting him for being an unfunny poser.

>>533960

>>534078

>>534247

This isn't the place to gloat about masturbating to underage girls on Second Life. Try Britbong's Discord server.

>>536474

could you even fit a head that large into that small of a place?

>>536978

Midget's ego may be giant but that's all crammed into a body so small that it fits right in EmptyHero's pocket

Can someone fly out to his house and kick his ass

Just to generate some cocks

>>539202

You don't like this saga?

Him getting his ass kicked would just be him with black eyes saying he kicked someone elses ass with his camera off for weeks.

>>541875

It was purely a raid stream and he was using RussoPlays again. This might well blow up in his face yet again.

>>542804

>It was purely a raid stream and he was using RussoPlays again

that should help in his efforts to get back on youtube or twitch

>>541875

Here's the link for anyone who wants to visit https://dlive.io/@britbongreturns

shortstacks starting to generate some god awful cocks we can make fun of him for doing again??? what are his views at these days?

>>543261

So low everyone considers his streams dead.

>>543262

ha so the streaming on dead sites so he can "troll" is an attempt to gain some back i guess?

>>543265

He went back on stream.me just to try to get a little bit of money from the contest, he says hell with his pride so yeah.

>>543265

See, the problem is he thinks people want him to raid YouTubers and ones who left him alone for a while after he raided them and then lied about it while knowing he can't try it to people he knows because they just troll the shit out of him so it's a stupid game where he just ends up with more shit on his plate.

>>543267

SAD, i thought he had some mega lawsuit waiting for them

Pedobong is still butthurt and making threads about the second life slut that cucked him. How long has it been now?

>>543762

MT didn't make a thread about upraksi, he made one about the girl who dated Kopy irl. Who also happened to cuck MT

>>543762

Did the thread get deleted? I mean he'll inevitably make another one but I wanted to see if that one had new midget cocks

>>547738

oh shit, Boyd lives in california

>>547738

His ex, he wants to stalk Caroline again for some reason.

>>548121

Poor guy. He could be so much happier if he sold his holes on Gumtree.

>>547738

Probably you or Caroline. Or both!

>>525866

lol does this faggot think he invented second life greifing?

>>548641

Actually, yes he acts like he did while ignoring those who came before him and had/have bigger fan bases to this day.

>>548641

He claimed he invented the Ralph Pootawn second life meme too. Then the real creator of Ralph found out and filed dmca takedowns on midget's YouTube. MT also would claim that estaban and others were "Britbong ripoffs".

Has he been to mage lately? Maybe Empty needs to say hi to him again.

>>547738

>Kopy's been warned countless times his antics would get him dealt with and chinned irl

>now that it's close to happening he's scared and asking the thread for help

lol tic toc Mork

>>550522

i guess he can't forget his first love

>>550207

>Has he been to mage lately?

No, he can't handle it and mutes everyone then fake AFK's but I think he quit going to infohubs too, which he was still going to.

Ask Boyd.

>>551205

nah hes too cowardly, sounds like hes going to send one of his little boys after you

>>551205

You best watch out for some 12 year old boy he groomed buddy. Prepare to get chinned by someone his size.

>>551205

Its not fair all I get is fucking bullshit UK rules where you get arrested if you kill in self defense

>>551552

Welcome Back Dominic

>>551552

why do you keep coming back to bump them then?

>>551552

>Implying you won't off yourself in the next 3 years

>>551552

Hi Manlet Tears. Seeing you spaz out is the best part of these threads. Please continue.

>>551552

Correct, too much cocks ends up in the Discord, not 3 people like the midget says or anything else.

Since the little guy has a point I hereby submit a request for more recent cocks to end up here, bumping the thread and making it active again.

>>551679

you mean theres faggotry afoot and no ones sharing it?!

fun fact: dominic never made a song making fun of emptyhero because he lacks the talent to do so

>>551870

dont be coy now

>>551870

You're my best friend.

(He means Kopy, he thinks you're friends with Kopy because you talked to him before, he then draws imaginary lines to 2 other imaginary people.)

>>551730

holy shit britbong done lost his damn mmind

>>552179

my respect is fading, is this real? who is that slag?

>>552411

who is the girl

>>552447

>Britbong donates

>she ends the stream

Sounds about right

>>552471

I can't wait until minivan calls her an e-thot and that he could have fucked her.

>>552484

You're going to have to wait a few years for her to be long gone to not dispute it.

>>552614

Never mind then, he'll probably neck himself before then.

>>553701

ha, whats she apparently done?

>>553701

>women don't respect a smelly unemployed manchild who can't leave the house without mommy or daddy.

lol

Turns out he just got scared off of Dlive because people were spamming his address/this thread/the mega links, he just started calling it CP, said dreads real name to scare her, threatened cops, etc.

So anyway, they can't ban in the Dlive chat right now.

>>553701

what's he saying she did?

>>553701

>>553966

He flagged my discord account and got it suspended for 3 days.

The fact that Caroline has nothing to do with any of the shit thats happening to him aside, I will personally see to it that he's either thrown in prison or kicked out of his house if he does anything to Caroline. He's a fucking dead manlet if he tries anything against her.

Someone please tell him that I'm sending every bit of dirt I have on him to his local police via connections I have in the UK if he doesn't leave Caroline alone. Thanks.

>>554277

>He flagged my discord account and got it suspended for 3 days.

flagged for what?

>>554277

How did he flag a Discord that said nothing?

>>554277

You're not gonna do anything Mork and Caroline is just as guilty as you are if you beg maybe Lord Bong will have some mercy on you both

>>554318

"She's doing shitty things to me!"

Because you totally didn't dox her and make multiple threads about her on here. Little body, little brain.

>>554277

Dear Kopy,

Shut the fuck up.

Signed,

Patrick

>>554372

Hah, he was alone on Christmas messaging you offline spouting about Boyd, the projection is real.

>>554372

asspie Ortiz if you keep throwing your fake threats around things will get much worse for Caroline. Either you bend the knee or she will and this time it won't be for collecting King Bongs spunk like she loved to do

about fucking time something happened.

i was getting really bored.

>>554756

You think you're gonna make it in prison short stack?

>>554756

Hows Roblox streaming? They are all pedos after all, glad you finally came out.

>>554756

>fake threats

Nothing I said was fake. I have friends in the UK you little shit. How do you think I was able to pull up all those articles relating to your pathetic father who beats you? I will have you hauled to prison if you do anything to Caroline. I have all the evidence I need in a zip file and I just need to have it delivered to the local constables on the Isle of Wight. Don't test me.

>>554906

Dare you to try something Mork. We both know you're just going to spend all day being timid in your sperging threads instead. Until you've got the balls to do something fuck off Marky Mark otherwise you'll continue to get slapped around like Caroline will be because of you

>>554906

Just say "police officer", you stupid faggot. We don't live in 1963.

>>554946

JMAA is no longer in the bongscord

>>554947

Since when?

>>554909

You really want me to have you reported to the local authorities so you can spend time behind bars like daddy? Btw what did Caroline even do this time? It's pretty fucking obvious she wants to stay as far away from you and your bullshit as possible.

>>554909

You won't do shit, Caroline is an idiot either way, Kopy is an idiot either way and you talk more bullshit than anybody in the world.

>>555086

Does that mean girlfriend please?

>>555086

who is NedaC?

>>555245

Just when I used to believe that this shit couldnt get more cancerous for trannytears

Britbong is having another spergfit right now.

>>557327

He's making Caroline threads again. I suggest sageposting links to this thread in them.

>>557341

how can we ban those threads?

>>557343

IMHO to the Britbong threads should be stickied again since these spergouts happen every so often. Would also like it if that Caroline thot came out of hiding to get a word in. The idea that she actually gave Kopy's dox to some antifa shitlist sight is hilarious.

If anyone has contact with Caroline, please refer her to my email.

I have discovered something she may be able to help me with. It requires basic personal knowledge of Dominic and Family in the years 2017 and 2018.

>>557442

That'll work while a pedo is looking for her because she broke up with him and is trying to stalk her.

>>557442

If there's anyone here that I'd bet she has contact with, it'd be Kopy and he's just not showing all his cards. Thoughts?

>>558155

No, it's "not Dominics" throwaway.

Don't worry about if he is or is not dating her right now and has been acting retarded in threads as a cover, continue as usual.

So in the past few days "someone" has made 3 threads on cow about Britbong's girlfriend who dumped him 2 years ago. She hasn't communicated with him at all during that time and nobody here knows her or has any way to contact her. She has no social media and posts no sperg cocks.

>>558699

It's like manlet tears thinks this is /i/ or /baphomet/. Though much like /cow/, they don't appreciate personal army requests against a girl who rejected someone for being so small he could fit in someone's pocket.

>>558699

She does, these people just don't know it for obvious reasons.

Hint: Her ex tries to stalk her and sperg in threads over her as he is an entitled autistic.

>>558884

MT has made personal army threads about the following people:

>Kopy

>Boyd

>Caroline

>Homor

Think he'll make one about you, potty time?

>>560264

OMG HE ALREADY TOOK HIM OUT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

Let's play : Spot the manlet.

http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/434312936

He's posted in this thread at least twice, see if you can find the first context clue.

Britbong's mixer account got banned. Was this recently?

>>561080

https://mixer.com/eggbong/suspended

>>561087

lol, he streamed on it last night. Who did it?

>>561095

Nobody was even involved this time from what anybody can tell.

Maybe he should have stuck to tribe building on online multiplayer games with his original crew rather than play these single player trash games.>>561095

>>561435

Those singleplayer games will be fun.

>>560264

He knows nothing about me but I know a lot about him.

Its crazy how this person keeps getting banned on every single streaming platform. Every single one this guy gets banned constantly. Even EmptyHero/SmegmaKing has yet to get banned from youtube and one of his deals is getting japanese people to say horrid (but hilarious) shit in english like "My vagina smells like eggrolls"

Its saying some thing when you are so detestable that you cant even maintain a stable stream.

>>561989

Well MT did take credit for creating Ralph which was originally your thing. Can't say I blame you for having dirt on that Happy meal sized thief.

>>562165

So now this prick made Ralph? who really made it come on for fuck sake.

>>562230

Pottytime did you fucking retard.

>>562165

tbf he thought the original creator vanished, wait… that's not fair…

Didn't he claim he made something else not long ago? Did you guys get the Discord updates on him identifying as Sarah Vanner in the past to scam?

>>562303

Sarah Vanner is his tranny persona.

>>562303

>>562708

>Sarah Vanner

>Tranny persona

Sounds juicy. Tell me more.

>>562001

In britbong's mind he's so funny and such an epic troller everyone is jealous so they have to ban him. His mental illness doesnt even let him consider the fact that he's not funny and annoys every person he comes in contact with. His personality is just annoying and paranoid so much so he pushed away his only 2 girlfriends and then later claimed he was innocent and they were garbage from the start. He has no friends other than a handful of literal teenagers with autism on Discord, most of which have only been around for a couple years. Without the internet he would be in jail for smuggling like daddy

>>563258

Three girlfriends if you count the one who catfished him. That being said, did the catfish ever release all the cocks from her fling with the dwarf?

>>565023

She released a 20 or so minute video of him crying to her.

>>565023

Britbong claims he didn't date the catfish. He just sends pictures of his mutant cock to everyone on his discord.

>>563258

I miss the trolling. The golden days of boglins roaming around fucking with normies in ONLINE MULTIPLAYER GAMES.

Everytime you go on over to /v/ and ask them to share some epic trolling vids it's all oldschool stuff. No one does this style of gaming anymore. If anyone figured out Jammku's new ID on the Discord we could get him to be the next Britbong.

>>565023

>>565038

There were chatlogs and multiple multiple-hour recordings in the archive (mega link) that was put up.

>>565100

Well to be fair a lot of games have learned from the past. Its really hard to fuck with people now because everyone is so "ANTI BULLY" in video games. Its not even trolling at this point. I remember when trolling was some kind of art that, when pulled off correctly was legendary. There is a difference between griefing and trolling. People just abused the words so much that doing anything someone doesnt like is one of the two. SL put in all the anti griefing mechanics such as starting the sims you open with everything activated so you cant spam particles, push people around ( they even added a movelock) and so on. Its fucking bad now. All the decent people left that place and its investors. The only reason that it stays afloat is due to its ability to pander as a sexual release tool and mid life crisis alleviating device. Its not fun anymore. Back then you could have wars with the autists that formed "Anti Griefing Clans" and other such retarded groups that "fought against the hackers, the bullies and the griefers". Back then it was so easy to con people into pyramid schemes, no one knew what RLV was so when you got them to put on things (they actually sell bondage equipment in game that prevents your character from doing jack shit) you can lock them and make them do whatever, keep them as slaves, sell them off or drop them in the fucking SL ocean until they messaged a moderator to help them. The majority of those people are fucking retarded and also in any online game.

In online games Devs have to make sure that no one can do anything to anyone that might be mean now due to the fact that the only creative people in video games are people like me, who will maliciously fuck with every aspect. I was looking forward to the fallout game coming out because you could actually blow up peoples bases but bethesda put the breaks on "griefing" and practically neutered the sandbox. I still bet my god damn mustang that cheat engine and other tools will work and you will find it easy to fly around the map, take all the codes and still nuke shit.

Point is, Devs make sure that you cant have fun, thats why people only show old vids. There are a few people left now that do these things and one of them is DanielfromSL. That guy is a legendary relic that still does shit from time to time.

>>565168

Anyone have that mega link?

>>565023

She's only holding on to very little at this point. (one thing is pretty sad but I doubt his impressionable fans would care who are probably zoophiles anyway.)

>>565089

He didn't date her, she wouldn't let him but he begged her to then tried to fly her out there immediately.

JMAA going troll?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqkBG-j03vA

>>565835

Jesus Christ are you an edgy faggot. Kill yourself loser.

>>571661

He also clearly didn't know what account he was on lol

>>571919

Lmao, that aspie is still mad at JEWS and IHM ROFLMAO

>>572344

Be quiet IHM

>>571919

>>571927

Is it confirmed bong gave venti the $30k donation?

>>572393

He may have had 30k in his whole life, what did he do, save up his whole life to donate to her? Doesn't even make sense.

>>572393

No, if he said he did that's just par for the course.

>>572735

>>572899

>>572953

It sounds more like britbong masterminded this.

>>573764

lol

>>573764

who??

>>573828

>who??

a great man

>>573764

Jammku, I thought you got your teeth fixed.

>>572735

He upped the contrast. That's why it's so red.