49f7ea No.407113
I cannot believe /cow/ doesn't have a thread on ASMR. It's full of cow tier autists who make hour long videos whispering and licking microphones.
For an intro to some of the bigger ones here's Elvis the Alien's 3 "Darkside of ASMR" videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTW9jllOjGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhOgUENNIe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuOb6iamado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_0z61cTCjA
Tony Bomboni is some kind of tranny wannabe who makes sketchy videos while wearing excessive make up. Calls his users "poopsies" and makes daily videos hitting 25-40k views. The real life version of Buffalo Bill but now he's telling you how to apply make up and getting locked in a bathroom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbZYsfLXH-U
This is Windwater. He blows into a microphone for 25 minutes and gets 5,000 views of it because this is the dystopian nightmare world ASMR inhabits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYPG0rfcu4
10.5 million views for a niggeress eating a pickle. Ten. Point. Five. Million
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6nc-CEuwVQ
How about some ghetto ASMR? Who doesn't want a nigger shouting "HOL UP CRACKA! WE WAN DEM NIKEYS!!"!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_EJnqEIhY4
This shit is a gold mine and you faggots haven't even touched the surface. If you're going to make youtube threads at least find some good freak shows.
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caca28 No.407115
Totally Not a Sexual Fetish™️btw
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49f7ea No.407117
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>>407115
Of course not. Why would "WET ORAL SEX ASMR Stimulation - Binaural Erotic - Pink Noises + Wet Lip Sounds + Breathing Sounds ✔" imply ASMR is about sex? Who doesn't like simulated foreplay sounds?
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4960b8 No.407156
Good call OP. I was thinking to do a thread on ASMR myself but I couldn't be bothered to gather material. Tony has some potential to become a lolcow.
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49f7ea No.407398
>>407156
then stop being a faggot and add some more cocks.
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4aa23c No.407607
I don't get this ASMR shit, it just makes me uncomfortable.
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49f7ea No.410487
>>407607
It's how autists feel loved
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b41a1e No.410603
>>407607
Same. What exactly is the appeal?
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238689 No.410922
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d40e92 No.411368
>>407113
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_EJnqEIhY4
> "It's your main bitch Watermelondrea"
Fucking lmao, we've now got Tyler Perry ASMR videos.
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74cf7d No.411405
Tony's pretty bizarre. If he got trolle a little bit and freaked out over it I could see him going full lolcow
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87e9ee No.411522
>>410603
>>407607
All it takes is a simple search or just going to the board, autistic fucks. There are certain audio triggers that cause a pleasing sensation to certain people. It varies, but that's all it there really is to it.
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49f7ea No.411549
>>411522
It's called a fetish you retard. Some people get that pleasing sensation when they see a dude shit on someone's dick. It's not difficult to understand that you're simulating the effects of oral simulation of the ear.
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0c182f No.414683
ASMR is just about the worst thing ever
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76eec3 No.414756
>>411549
With pleasure it doesn't mean a sexual pleasure. It happens even with other sounds i.e. raindrops. It's more like tickling, it has an effect on some people and not others. It's probably a reaction to hostile elements, hence it alerts the system and then, since you notice there aren't enemies near, your body relaxes
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d7ccab No.415211
>>411522
>There are certain audio triggers that cause a pleasing sensation to certain people
That information doesn't help understand it in any way other than an abstract sense, fagmaster. We could speculate on the causes of sexual fetishes, for example, but that's not going to help you truly feel what it's like to be someone who gets turned on by armpits or gay Street Sharks Rule 34.
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af4c41 No.415518
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c869e5 No.422019
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df5d9d No.422211
>>414756
> doesn't mean a sexual pleasure
>more like tickling
<hurr it gives me tingles and a boner but it's totally just a hobby xD
This is what all the nu-males say to justify it. A broken record really.
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6fb3c2 No.422214
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3e6c66 No.429837
>>411549
it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard but being the feeling being pleasing instead
sometimes it's sexual but it doesn't have to be
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b5b6d6 No.430563
I spent a while going through the archives, but I couldn't find it.
/asmr/ sometimes has cringe threads for the betas that follow the asmrthots in the comments. There's this one guy named Jack or Josh, who spends all day begging girls for free erotic videos and crying about how he has no money. He also whines about how he'll never find a boyfriend-free girl. Dude was like the modern day Moses Garza. If anyone remembers the guy I'm talking about, they should post his facebook stuff.
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6a8fe7 No.675463
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1dbac7 No.675605
>Calls his users "poopsies"
Automatically makes me not like him, not knowing anything else about him.
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d61d89 No.675720
>>430563
Josher997, aka Joshua Fairweather. I wish I saved more, like when he would beg these thots for their masturbation paypig-only videos.
https://8ch.net/asmr/res/55919.html
https://twitter.com/josher997
He wiped his Twitter a couple years ago so a lot of it is gone. His former instagram account was called "lovingthatredheadallie_" after his #1 crush.
There was one where he actually wrote a letter containing his history of being bullied on paper and then photographed it and posted it to send to one of his waifus. I saved some the images and screens.
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d61d89 No.675738
>>675720
These are more recent, he's mostly stalking Twitch thots other than the pornstars he asks for free nudes from.
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a1d01f No.675813
>>422211
>There are people who use people whispering regular phrases to fap.
I don't understand it, if they used the excuse "I like it as background noise." I'd get it.
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582136 No.676177
"I LUV MAI AI-SIS-MAM-AR!"
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c7d201 No.676335
i never really looked into tony bomboni but the guy/whomst scares me a tiny bit. also i found pic related in one of anxity war's video…
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b0c4e7 No.676622
There's all sorts of dumb motherfuckers in the asmr "community" (its more of a cesspool of creepy fucks and tumblr thots). Take tirarAdeguello for instance, he makes more sci fi based videos but can be found stalking any and all female asmr creators that exist, hes always in their comment sections being creepy despite having a wife and kids. He also framed another creator (Ephemeral rift, who is a communist) as a sexist bully using a reddit account that only posts tirar's videos.
There's also thots like frivolousfox, who had a beta male commit suicide because she didnt talk to them. so what does she do? why she makes a video crying and using someone's suicide to get attention and sympathy.
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d61d89 No.676652
>>676622
> adult baby
> ha ha ha ha
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da5f03 No.677043
There were some really weird videos I've encountered with ASMR, just a shitton of anime girl voice acted videos. Very uncomfortable, it feels like they're doing an ear canal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1BKiHJRTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__hMqYkk5CQ
There are literally hundreds of these kinds of videos, weird.
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17eae9 No.677053
>>677043
>I've encountered
>weird
You "encountered" them, weird.
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2f5a4d No.677454
>>677043
Now this is just a fetish thing, they're made for people to masturbate to. I don't really get why, but it's easier to understand than the people listening to ASMR and not jacking it.
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4986f4 No.677946
>>677053
He a spic who need polishing the eenglesh
**The word for found in spanish is encontrado, that's why I know
t. Spic**
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00a050 No.677951
>>677946
No, that's not it, at all. the joke was he "encountered" them, which implies a lack of intent in finding them.
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dcba66 No.678430
>>411549
>>422211
> being this retarded
ASMR is literally just something that makes you feel relaxed and sleepy. It's like the auditory version of a shoulder rub or someone playing with your hair. Some people upload lewd shit under the guise of it being ASMR, but at its core it literally has nothing to do with sex.
You wouldn't know that, though, because NPCs are incapable of this feeling. Sucks for you faggots, I guess.
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