95e671 No.403753
I've quickly found out that Atheists can be just as retarded and as easily trolled as Creationists, so let's go!
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23b38f No.403781
>>403753
>I've quickly found out that Atheists can be just as retarded and as easily trolled as Creationists
Welcome to 2012.
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95e671 No.403798
>>403781
It's never too late to make fun of edgy atheists
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2bfdc4 No.403827
We've been julaying the skeptics for months now already
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64e0ee No.403956
>>403827
All I see is butthurt and e-drama. The skeptics seem to be doing fine with their respective paypig bux
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bfe3c3 No.403980
>>403753
Post your findings.
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59f266 No.404437
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>403753
>let's place the bibles into the fiction section
>no qu'rans
>no tanajs or torahs
CLASSIC
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a45b7c No.404440
>>404437
In all fairness, the quran and the talmud belong in the horror section.
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a8e9c4 No.404608
>>404440
>In all fairness, the quran and the talmud belong in a fire.
FTFY
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55e5b9 No.405429
>>403827
>>403956
I'm not talking about the Sargon Wannabes (although they do qualify a bit). I'm talking about fedora tipping retarded and edgy atheists being…well…retarded and edgy with juvenile appeals to ridicule with shit like "magical sky fairies" and spouting edgy "God's not real lol" comments on innocent religious videos/comments/threads/whatever.
One thing that always upsets me is the way they constantly want to shift the burden of proof away from them while simultaneously spouting their "Religion is a lie" rants without realizing that stating "Religion is a lie" is a claim and therefore needs evidence.
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9b8fc0 No.407071
>>403753
AmazingAtheist comes into my mind.
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64e0ee No.407502
>>407071
>That first image
The horse isn't alive, you fucking retard.
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49caf8 No.408425
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2826ba No.409246
>>403753
Atheism and apologetics are the two most useless things humans ever came up with right after giving women the right to vote
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df1a42 No.411992
>>409246
True.
>>407502
I wasn't aware that the existence of matter itself wasn't in fact a huge conundrum. In fact, it would be far easier to suppose that life could originate from the physical universe spontaneously under the right conditions–that is to say that it is more plausible.
The existence of mere clay, gravity wells, bending of spacetime, spacetime itself, matter/energy itself–that is far more perplexing in reality.
Good memes contain truth.
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ac4899 No.414408
>>403753
Holy shit, what. My friend made this as a joke years ago – how is this still circulating?
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7ceac8 No.434534
>>414408
Because it's an accurate depiction of the average atheist.
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549dd0 No.501070
>be me
>be 17
>have a shitty apartment
>go to a cathlic church
>find a girl there
>names Laura
>very religous
>very strict on marriage and premarital relations
that are sexual in nature
>geuss she and i whent on a date
>im a poor asshole so we go to a great value olive garden
>well Laura starts living at my place
>she wont let me drink in my own house
>she says your body is gods temple and it must be pure
>well she is a 19 year old virgin
>im a 18 year old loser now
>she is very good at cooking and cleaning
>my shit teir apartment looks silver teir
>weed is a extreme no with her
>she at least sleeps in the same bed as me
>we cant have sex unless i put a ring on it
>im parranoid she will not like me in 7 years and take half my shit
>well she is a 8/10
>i think marrying her would have been ok
>i become 19
the downfall
>i get a managment job in fast food burgerking
>i start getting stressed
>she wont let me masterbait at all
>and she checks my computer for porn
>also know she made me go to church for like 2 years now
>wll the whole gay marriage thing is now legal
>its 2015 and Laura is not happy
>she thinks every man can have a good life with a wife and kid
>she told me she wants to get married and have kids
>i secretly download porn witch is gay btw
>im not gay either
>well we live pretty happily i work at a easy job
>she cooks me bomb ass food and cleans
>shits going good
>one day she finds me masterbaiting and gives me a rant
>dont know why its my choice
>forget to format usb with porn
>she find it
>yells and cries about what we could of done.
>we could have had kids
>we could have got married
>we could have lived together forever
>but she cant get over it
>she calls me a fagg and i need to repent
>2016 im a atheist now
>lifes recovering
>i tell myself i dont need that homophobe
>but would i be a creationist if i did
>tell myself im crazy she wouldnt even have sex after 3 years
>now i got a normal gf
>am no longer a virgin
>and Laura can die a virgin
i dated a christian conservative very unique experince
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e9ffc2 No.501085
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73d8b4 No.501158
>>501070
>be me
>total newfag
>saw greentexts on leddit
>come to /cow/ because I follow sargon on twatter
>fail at posting
>tell boring unoriginal story
>pretend to have girlfriend
>screencap my own post
>post on leddit for sweet karma
>mfw
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4c0483 No.501159
>>501070
>Be you
>Be a dumb faggot
>Tell unfunny shitty story about how being a degenerate caused a girl to dump you
>Story also didn't happen
>Didn't impress anyone on /cow/ and still a faggot and virgin
I read a post by a gay retard on /cow/, incredibly common experience.
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0aea9b No.681372
>>501070
Enjoy rotting in jail you tranny loving mommy strangling rotten animal
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3893ec No.682089
>>501070
>Howtogreentext.jpg
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63bf18 No.684384
>>501158
>>501070
Fucking end your miserable life you pathetic excuse of human being
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7f4572 No.684394
>>501070
>i secretly download porn witch is gay btw
>im not gay either
Yeah, keep telling yourself that, retard.
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d5ae90 No.685792
>>405429
>I'm talking about fedora tipping retarded and edgy atheists being…well…retarded and edgy with juvenile appeals to ridicule with shit like "magical sky fairies" and spouting edgy "God's not real lol" comments on innocent religious videos/comments/threads/whatever.
Where do you think they came from?
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0cd02e No.685809
>>685792
Not that I want to contribute to this no lulz thread, but all the faggots in your pic have been shown to be completely morally bankrupt, ego stroking retards that are only kept afloat by their (ironically) zealous paypiggies. With the exception of thunderfoot everyone else has squirted julay at one point.
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d3b826 No.685959
>>501070
Not sure what is more unbelievable, the story or your atrocious spelling and grammar.
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f16710 No.686055
>>685792
thunderabbit doesnt look like that anymore
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a212b7 No.686106
I'm not saying that Reddit Atheists were good people at any point but of course the Lefties/Sargon had a hand in making organized atheism complete shit:
>Atheism Plus (also rendered Atheism+) was a movement proposed in 2012 by blogger Jen McCreight. Its original definition was rather nebulous, but in general, it encouraged progressive atheists to move beyond the question of (non-)belief and to address additional issues, including critical thinking, skepticism, social justice, feminism, anti-racism, and combating homophobia and transphobia.
Culminating in an atheist conSargonon that had a "No criticizing religion" rule.
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57472d No.689703
>>407071
That image is bullshit; I'm a theist and I can come up with a better argument against a god than "If God exists Then who made God?"
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4e03d6 No.689705
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9dd181 No.689933
>>685792
More coming every day.
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b29ec1 No.697430
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da5091 No.697431
>>686106
Sargon was opposed to Atheism+.
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c99947 No.698033
>>681372
>>407071
<All the atheist authors whose literature I've consumed
<Consumed
God, that word is a fucking go-to for psuedo-intellectuals. They don't have the balls to physically destroy or literally eat the media they watch- like the definition of consume details.
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2ef86f No.702550
>>403956
this
all their little contrived dramas together make them more money. more and more folks tuning in to watch the edgefag olympics
i have my suspicions that a lot of this drama is staged so as to garner more views and e-shekels tbh
no doubt kraut is actually that much of a faggot, but i dont doubt some of the less retarded ones see this all as a huge opportunity
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0877c0 No.808179
What is wrong with atheism?
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99af9d No.808262
>>808179
nothing actually, everyone can decide if they want to follow some religion or not. however there are smartass atheists, who are pushing their "God does not exist, stop wasting your time by praying" everywhere and these can be julayed for some lulz.
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ebb553 No.809127
>>689933
I-is that satire?
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f16710 No.809389
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a33955 No.812348
this is what Christians actually believe
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3c708d No.814266
>>812348
Thank Allah I am muslim and Iblis prevented me from believing in that shit.
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