/cow/ - Lolcows

Josh is right to be paranoid.

I am part of the legion of doom and we have many new socks on the site - considerably less obvious than yours Dang Dang! We pretend to suck up but laugh at Josh regularly. We also have a good number of medium age semi-trusted socks.

Several older members of KF frequently leak stuff to Vordrak or even Greta now. They want Josh gone and the first thread in new KF will be a long, juicy Null thread. The fight with Vordrak was a mistake caused by Josh picking on a non-Lolcow and trying to use KF as a personal army. Then there is Josh hitting on underage users.

We have quite a few people in our IRC channel now and we just like to shoot the breeze and laugh at Josh.

It's basically a lolcow site just for Josh. But as OP says, it's working. Josh is right to be paranoid. Anything he does, especially payment mechanisms, will be subverted or taken away from him.

I have seen several suggestions of varying legality already and I know privacy.com and the rest will drop him sooner rather than later. That leaves aside the possibility of his fucking up hilariously again like with the malware miner.

>>314181

good to know, I like KF I really do, but i've been iffy on null for awhile, thinking of him as a shitty version of lowtax

>>314209

He has a short and silly temper and is allergic to being told that he is being fucking stupid or has done something fucking stupid.

For example. Just snail Josh a gift, and inside the gift is Cash Card he can cash out.

Oh and to defend Josh, he has been forced to use this shitty method because Vordrak.

>>314293

And no one, even if they were inclined, would actually try and put up a 'funny' post, because all it would do is put a target on them to get banned next.

And yes, FYI, I do have a muscelgirl fetish. No fake titties though. Those are horrible.

>>314181

From my experience most older members just tell Vordy to "fuck off", or don't get involved with him, but see the Josh vs Vordy fued as two lolcows quarreling with each other and are happy to watch from the sidelines.

Surprisingly, the only people I can see siding with Vordy are the chat regulars, they've always have come off as sychophants who are not to be trusted, and those who spend that much time and energy willing to suck up to Josh generally have something to hide and are thinking of gains. I can see those people siding with Vordy, but not necessary the Skype/discord crew.

>>314545

this guys dumb and autistic and I dont know what Vordrak's game is, he's kinda getting desperate to shit on Josh.

hi sammy. good to see that you and josh legit have something in common.

YOUR OTHER THREAD HASN'T EVEN HIT BUMP LIMIT YET FOXDICK FAGGOTS

So is Josh Moon a pedophile or not? I hear so much stuff about him.

>>320131

>You can also sign up with Coinmama and buy up to $150 with only a mastercard/visa

JP Morgan Chase & Citibank just blocked all known crypto purchasing sites and I'm pretty sure most of the other banks will follow suit within the coming days. (You can still pay with debit, since that's your money and they don't give a fuck. But not with credit cards.)

>>320131

No Josh, we arn't going to donate. If you wanted your users to bail you out, maybe you shoulden't have treated them as if they were disposable.

>>320160

oh yeah man, dude casually flirts with a underage user (casualseppeku) on his hugbox. He also admited way back to jacking off to "neko shota" but that's really not the same as knowingly flirting with a minor.Either way, he loves it when you bring this stuff up to him and he'll reward you with Supporters access if you PM him the words "NEKO SHOTA" in all caps. Try it!

>wants to save white race

>decides to racemix with chinks

How retarded is this man?

Fuck Josh, I want to hear about the other embarrassing wrecks on foxdick Farms. I bet all of the mods and carparty and dynastia have skeletons. Just dish.

>>320512

Anyone in the top 5 or 10 posters has to be kind of fucked up. The top 5 are basically posting all day every day.

>>320586

And these people have been doing so for 5 years or so. Sad!

>>320170

He dropped out of an American high school in the late 2000's. I'd say vid related, but Josh isn't exactly a lovable retard.

>>314545

Unfortunately I gotta agree with this post.

OP was fishing around for a reaction out of Jewsh with the clear intent of scraping together some screencaps of an awkward conversion over donating to a Vietnamese sock weaving forum and then dumping said screencaps here for backpats. And to make things worse Jewsh called him out in the middle of all of this for being a weirdo with how much he was pressing him on donation questions and yet still included this in his dump. If OP excluded that detail this wouldn't look as bad as it did for him. So lack of awareness points +10.

Oh and Jewsh sucks, let's get a new thread fired up that isnt this.

>>326372

The OP is Vordrak. It has his same prose of writing

>>326372

Why? Josh is a creep and everything, but has he actually done anything lulzworthy since Infinity Next?

I mean, sure, if foxdick finally sputters to a halt, have at it, but there's nothing funny right now. It would honestly be funnier to talk about the other morons who frequent the site at this point.

>>326994

He continues to chimp or spill spaghetti occasionally. The latest fiasco was his solicitation for Final Solution Hosting. But now that Vordy has reduced his trolling there’s less cocks. I’d say just bump this thread with any new julay in the days or weeks to come.

>>320168

That's what confuses me about his webiste. They use pedophilia to justify a crusade against a target, meanwhile Josh himself is a pedo.

>>327118

It's like how SJWs (and their spiritual ancestors, the evangelicals) have sex offenders ruling the roost. Better to have the witch hunters go after fictional witches than to realize that a witch is ruling them.

>>327118

trolling, they're lashing out at what they hate most about themselves, and demonizing others to reinforce their sense that they're really okay. Billions of examples.

>>327220

fucking jews

*trollshieIding

>>327193

Josh used to outright defend virtuous pedos tho. Being "anti pedophile" is a relatively recent stance for him. Honestly, I really cant say which is worse.

>>327118

>>327193

I do believe the members are genuine. But I find it the admin is like that. I like going there cause it has information that is archived better, but I hate using it so I rarely do. Atleast I have adblock on.

>>320168

It is though. Or are you one of those pedo apologists that suddenly thinks it's not pedo if it's a drawing?

>>327643

OBVIOUS THREAD DERAIL ATTEMPT DETECTED

>>321020

>dropping out of american high school

Yikes

Bump to save thread

>>461373

lol no one worships that fag, most people don't even know who he is and those that do see him as a gigantic faildoxer who is only a mod because he sucks Josh's dick. When he was going to leave the site because he kept getting shit wrong Josh didn't want to lose another ball licker because hes lost a lot of them the past year or so. He made him a mod so he would stick around and it worked.

>>461474

People literally call him a trolling God.

Despite him seemingly shitting his pants and doing nothing and being wrong about things constantly.

>>461489

Hi Neger, sit down and tell us more about how null's dick tastes.

https://youtu.be/44PF9qEqXUc

LOL

Good stuff OP, keep going.

Which person do you think has the most alts on foxdickfarms?

>>461815

Of all time? Probably the autistic diaperfag who thinks that vaccines cause autism.

>>461885

You mean Jcrowley? I've heard about him but don't know much about who he is.

I'm betting that Josh commits suicide the moment he can't fund the Farms anymore. That is probably a guaranteed bet, but will he write a long farewell message, livestream his suicide or will he just pull the trigger?

>>461986

Or an SUV full of trannies will kidnap him after he loses the forum and take him to their garage and shove their dildos up his ass and mouth, then upload it to Vodrak's website.

I'm reporting Josh to IC3.gov for pedophilia and cyber bullying. I'll let you guys know if I ever hear anything.

>>461208

Really does look like him, also he's crying about Net Neutrality and /r/the_donald right now

>>462012

I want to see that lmao

>>461986

What's the chance he'd torture Vordrak before killing himself?

That's what I don't get about 'the witch finder'. He knows Josh is a suicidal depressive right? Josh has said many times he doesn't care if he has to kill himself eventually. If Sam 'wins' and takes away Josh's favorite toy, what is to stop Josh from pumping out 2 years of psychotic nerd rage on Sam? It really doesn't cost that much to fly to England and buy a baseball bat and some pliers.

I think the saga ends with foxdickfarms.net redirecting to a snuff film of Vordrak being murdered.

>>480137

To be fair here, the people who fucked with Chris actually extorted money from the retard.

>>480302

So we've got a retard who extorts money from retards getting angry at retards for extorting money from a retard ?

Shits getting too meta for me.

>>480302

According to whom? Chris? Null?

>>480347

Josh, some Chris.

Grain of salt sure but after Ideas Guy I think a second bluespike is totally possible

>>480302

>extorted money

That actually gives me an idea. Josh could make bank by charging people to have their dox taken off the site.

>>480459

That….is actually a brilliant idea. Call it the foxdickgeld. Place the names on a list of "thou shalt not redox" and anyone who reposts the dox gets a permaban.

>>480459

Great plan except for one thing

Cows and retard foxdicks don't have any money

>>480899

>>480462

>>480459

That's the business model of mugshot sites. State laws have been passed requiring them to remove it free upon request (Florida is one, I think) and started suing some of them. A quick search shows a couple have class action status.

>>481801

It'd compromise the integrity of the site regardless of the legality.

>>481861

>Integrity

>foxdick Farms

Pick one and only one you fucking sperg

>>481762

Hi Josh. Look you need to work on this trolling thing. No one is going to believe that you sold $10,000 of merchandise in the first few hours. Or at all really, but even your best previous attempts at soliciting donations did not work out that well.

>>482171

>No one is going to believe that you sold $10,000 of merchandise in the first few hours

But..but.. all the foxdicks in chat believed me !1!!11!

>>482171

This. If Josh actually sold $10,000 of anything, he wouldn't shut up about it for the next decade. Someone better post a fucking cap of this.

>>482381

>Someone's going to write a book about this eventually. Maybe I will.

You vastly overestimate the amount of people interested in as boring a failure as he.

>>482381

Do you fags still seriously think it's vordrak that fucks with josh ?

Lol

>>482381

LOLs @ Josh. Josh (you) told us in chat you had no clean clothes, needed to go to the laundry (so no washing machine) and needed a cab fare (so no car).

Remember? Your post is archived and its still fucking there! :O

http://archive.is/CMJKY

https://ki-wifarms.net/threads/richard-terra-jones-fire-buffalo-bill-lightning-princess-leslie-eclaire-stilanis.17120/page-542

>You want some man to man advice, mate? Once I realized I

>was suicidal at work with what I had, I decided I was going to

>live my life without worrying about shit. I quit my job, spent

>my savings, abandoned my family, alienated everyone I've

>ever known and I'm happier for it. I've done more than most

>people do in a lifetime, have lived in 4 different countries,

>and I'm living in a 5th soon. Develop a talent and let it take

>you somewhere. Stop sitting inside feeling sorry for yourself.

Now only a few weeks later you claim that secretly Vordrak has brought you victory and that the total destruction of your life by the 'cows' was really a series of tough-guy moves by your awesome self! You further claim that thanks to Vordrak you will soon be rolling in it. Like you were with Final Solution Hosting?

Dude, trying to gaslight yourself is pathetic to a degree even Chris-chan cannot aspire to.

>>482622

Agreed. Vordrak has done some stuff but only in Josh's severely autistic mind would he grow into this nemesis. Vordy himself admits he does not know who is behind everything.

>>482626

… but he has … TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS.

>>482627

>reads faq about the merch

>majority of posts are people saying they won't buy because of shipping

Yeah, no. He's not moving 10,000 worth of shirts in half an hour.

>>482381

>The t-shirts are being sold at US$20 with at least half of that being profit for the brand

He's taking in at most five or six bucks off a twenty dollar shirt. Most POD services, even the cheapest ones, take a cut of 14 to 18 dollars. Considering the quality of the shirt he's using, the cut is on the higher side.

>80,000 unique hits a day, that's only 1 sale per 8,000 uniques

The majority of those hits are people who lurk a single forum or don't have an account at all. Their willingness to drop money on meme shirts isn't exactly high.

>>482626

A lot of apartments don't have a washer/dryer on site. What's the meme?

>>482622

>Do you fags still seriously think it's vordrak that fucks with josh ?

No one else is as big a loser. Are you trying to deny it?

If this post doesn't sound like a 40-year-old demented englishman trying to sound like a 20 something /cow/ poster you may need medication.

>>482625

>>482669

>What's the meme?

The meme is the lengths you foxdicks will go to to justify your dear leader being a fat stinking lolcow

>>482381

>Someone's going to write a book about this eventually. Maybe I will.

Will you translate it from the language they speak wherever people are dumb enough to believe this

> They had enough traffic that it crashed the merchandise website for fuck's sake

Josh has more merchandise on the site than everyone else combined. If he doesn't own it he knows the person he does (and based on the TRS Fash the Nation shirt, it's pretty clear what this is. The language on the About page is a dead giveaway.) These sites prosper by having 1000s of creators generating traffic and acquiring customers themselves (one of the most expensive parts of sales). They don't even have a page where they can sign up.

Crashing RedBubble would be impressive. He crashed a site he set up himself, or participated in doing so.

>>482785

The site has been around for years. The apparently only do limited runs of merchandise which is why there's a 14 day timer on the merchandise page. Josh hadn't even quit his job when they started so I doubt this is his company or something he has any involvement in at all. It's more likely this retailer deals with high risk clients exclusively and just rotates them out every 2 weeks for liability reasons.

It's the perfect kind of scheme for a cash grab. He's encouraging people put in orders as soon as possible because he knows Vordrak will be threatening the company and their hosts immediately. Even if the merchandise platform goes down now, he's already already made the majority of sales he's likely to get. Anyone would actually want to buy t-shirts visit every single day and got their order placed by now.

That's why I've said it's likely he made US$10k. The t-shirts are perfect for the audience and the sense of urgency Vordrak's obsession creates is great for sales. You know I'm right.

>>482842

You caught me. I am Josh and my grand design for the last year was to create a t-shirt business catering to fascists. You've undermined my entire life once again and it's back to my mom's house to plot my next move. I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you and that meddling Vordrak.

>>482846

>back to my mom's house

He never left.

>>482870

I already explained they only do 2 week runs, so there's only going to be one or two campaigns at most.

You're backing yourself into a corner here. Either Josh owns a t-shirt company and is making money running a business, or he doesn't own a t-shirt company and is pulling off a cash grab. If you hate null and hope he fails, why are you actively betting on him successfully managing a business and being a pissy bitch at me for contradicting you?

>>482927

>what are ID's

You foxdicks do get confused without your names and avatars don't you ?

>>482811

>he's already already made the majority of sales he's likely to get

What business would send him his cut of the sales before the shirts have even gone out?

Does not compute.

>>483097

One where issuing credit card refunds flags you as a high risk merchant. Best to just process the batch and pay out.

>Josh and Sam are posting in a Joshthread

lol. I think what's funnier is that Josh (hi) thinks that we're all vordy asskissers when the reality is that Vordys the underdog in the fight. Sure, seeing Vordy chimp is funny but josh produces the better tardcum

>>482912

Now I woulden't say its outside the realm of possibility that Josh owns the site but the timeframe of the site existing since 2013 is headscratching. Josh wasn't focused on monotising the forums back then, things only changed when Jace got in the picture

>>483197

No, Josh is totally incompetent and also the root of all evil. Get with it fuckhead.

>>483198

Glass houses, Josh.

>>483200

Han shoots first, Josh.

Josh awoke to a strange sensation, he had had a wet dream. This was unusual, but soon it became clear this was out of his control. He felt a warm hand that was still gripped to his phallus. He looked up. It was him. The day had finally arrived.

“So, you are happy to see me?” Sam asked, Josh’s dick in hand. Sam licked some of that salty semen that came from his foe’s sweet cock. It tasted like seawater. Josh saw the gun in other hand aimed right at his temple.

“You won’t scream, now then Josh? After all you know as well as I do that after your dead tonight, I’ll kill myself as well. The police won’t catch me.”

Josh gulped, his mouth was a dry as the Sonora desert. He nodded.

“That’s a smart bitch. Now do get on your hands and knees.” Josh, already in commando obeyed loyally. “Whose nothing but a bitch? A retarded autistic bitch?”

“That’s me!” stated Josh submissively.

“Am I a proud pedophile? A rapist and stalker as well?” questioned Sam.

“Yes, master.” Josh moved his ass like a dog.

Sam wiped out his penis, it was so long and erect. He began peeing on Josh’s face, that wonderful yellow fluid dripping down the hostage’s chin upon the floor. Josh was getting scarred now, this was a total violation. The urine stream lasted more than two minutes, it was endless, it was godly. Worse was to come. Gun still pointed at his enemy, Sam removed his pants and took a large shit on the floor.

“Who’s a hungry bitch?”

Josh, a bit too eager, went over and took a bite. It was the foulest thing upon earth. But Sam made him eat every bite of that revolting feces. He wiped his ass on Josh’s bedsheets as he watched.

“Lick the floor!”

Josh had no other option. But it was an impossible task to get that stain out that way.

“Dumb, fucking bitch! You shat on the carpet!” said Sam pretending to not be the cruel deviant in this awful, yet erotic scenario. He bent down and spanked Josh, four, five, six times. Hard.

“Now you know what God tastes like!” says Sam as he takes a knife from his pocket. “Time for some carving…”

Josh’s genitals, small and tender, soon feel the cold blade and the rush of warm blood. He howled in pain, soon the balls were completely removed, then the penis was well. All that was left was a gaping wound. Sam took the removed parts in his right hand.

“Are you still hungry?” he asked. Before an answer, the hairy, bloody genitals were shoved in Null’s throat. “Chew your food with your mouth closed like a big boy.” Null was gaping a lot on his own dick. Sam revealed his own cock once more and inserted it into the wound. He pounded in and out quickly not being able to control himself and then came. Josh was feeling weak. He reluctantly swallowed his own flesh, blood slothfully drooling down his chin. He leaned in closely to Sam’s ear.

“Thank you for today…” Josh murmured.

>>483203

You can turn off the proxy. We know it's you.

>>483208

Wait, I thought Null hadn't left Florida yet? Is Florida the third world?

Look, you've got it all wrong. Null, an incompetent manchild with no formal education, runs the foxdick Farms. He is actually too dumb to run the foxdick Farms, it's actually ran by Dynastia, the tech wiz. weev finances and Josh is planning to go move in to his house in Armenia so that they can collaborate on their Nazi t-shirt printing business more closely. Josh has pitched weev this interesting new t-shirt printing software called Fascism Printing Plus, which will resolve a lot of the foundational issues with the current software, Fascism Printing. He plans on crowdfunding the project over 6 months with the Daily Stormer's userbase, who will benefit directly from Fascism Printing.

Because Null is also insane with power, he is only doing this so he can eventually seize control of the Daily Stormer from under weev's hands, but is unlikely to succeed because Andrew Anglin is the true wallet behind that operation and doesn't understand the AGPL license.

I think we can all agree this is the most likely situation, and that also Based Sam is truly the most based ham creature ever.

>>483211

>Because Null is also insane with power,

I mean, you are.

> He plans on crowdfunding the project over 6 months with the Daily Stormer's userbase, who will benefit directly from Fascism Printing.

Josh… Daily stormer is doing so poorly that they have to restrict their forum to donors-only. The place gets even less traffic then the Farms. If you're going to try to do psy-ops you should at least make your lies plausable.

>>483213

Daily Stormer might be doing poorly, but Andrew Anglin, a humble chicken farmer in Armenia, is bitcoin rich.

>>483215

Uhuh.

So, tell us about your family, Josh. You still talk to them occasionally or have they totally disowned you?

>>483217

Family is for the weak. With all the disposable income I have from selling t-shirts I can afford to pay 8 year old Armenian boys to roleplay as my family and ask me about my day.

>>483222

Ah, so you're dropping the charade. Good. Was wondering if you'd keep up the whole "I'M NOT JOSH XD!" schtick or if you'd just shut up. Didn't know you were into boys though. Thought it was only little girls that made your dick hard.

>>483227

Girls have cooties.

>>483232

I actually vore Casual's fetuses

Only the male fetuses though. The girl ones have cooties.

>>483235

>teehee im so edgy shitposting

Not what I asked bro. I wanted to know if you had any plans to share those crap fanfics you wrote for stocking. Doesn't really matter to me anyways, soliciting a underage/barely-legal girl with obvious daddy issues is kinda sickening and really turns that whole rumor of you being into little kids from just-a-meme to memes-become-reality

>>483234

with jews you lose

>>483244

I'd rather you didn't but w/e. You seem in a pretty upbeat mood judging by your selfposts in your thread. How's Macedonia?

>>483245

Everywhere on Earth is the same. It's what you take with you.

>>483246

How very down to earth of you. So there's a question that's been bugging me. Is the reason why you went so pro-dox after the Jace era and when Champ offically handed the place over to you because you knew that a lot of the nastier things said about you are never coming down and you're angsty because of this?

From this, is the reason you brought the place back up after Sam got your mother fired because you coulden't stand people calling you a coward rather then because Donny Long woulden't stop harassing your family? Why you didn't look into calling the FBI on the Legion of Autism is beyond me

>>483246

>It's what you take with you

In your case that's about 320lbs of lard isn't it ?

>>483450

LMFAO FUCKING OWNED

>>483450

Too shy to get food, must get grub hub

>>483575

ABSOLUTELY WRECKED

>>483583

>>483592

>>483607

I'd forgotten the whole Applecat thing.

Didn't he ban her for not including him in one of those gay "people I like" threads ?

>>483607

>>483619

These /cow/ threads are actually populated by CWCki spergs from 2013? That's impressive.

>>483634

There's a ton of people who like the forums but don't like Josh.

Sadly, Josh is the kind of guy who flips his shit when you say something mean to him

>>483638

I see. So you're forced to take refuge here, where the's REAL free speech. /cow/ is basically KF ultra because you can post these unrated screenshots without Dear Leader's approval. This site is so fucking based.

I hadn't heard about 8Chan before but I'm going to tell my friends about it tomorrow during lunch.

>>483647

You also don't have asskisses and their special snowflake ratings which ultimately create a hugbox mentality for the place

>>483647

> forced to take refuge here

Yes it's terrible.

I really really wish I could post on a forum full of trannys,faggots and furries so I could get lots and lots of internet stickers.

>>483660

There are other forums but aside from Glaives they never really took off. I'd take a slow ass board over pages and pages of notice me senpai posts for stickers.

Glaive and all his staff are doxxxxed.

>>483692

Beats shitting yourself for fear of trannies and running to third world countries

>>483708

If you curate your site out of fear you're a pussy anyways. Hotwheels was a little cripple anyone could have killed and he did the same.

>>483860

Still angry about being fired?

What's got josh all riled up ?

Did another tranny turn him down ?

>>314661

Some of the chat regulars dont like Null an will actively leave chat or start talking over Null to get him to go away.

Like he'll start talking about something that is depressing him and the users will make a cogent effort to talk about awesome things in their lives to "depress" him out of chat.

>>489132

That's fucking hilarious, I love it.

When Foxdick falls apart in the next few months, is there any room for any of their known players to even be users on /cow/? Could catparty fit in? Dynastia? Jaimas would get flamed off as his posts are long, impossible to read trash. Could null fit in here?

>>489292

Dynastia actually posts here. You know its him when he's shitting up Josh threads.

>>489292

>is there any room for any of their known players to even be users on /cow/?

No, but you better believe that they'll pretend to be /cow/boys.

>>489292

What are the signs that it's falling apart? It kinda seems like they're on an uptick right now, since the shirt sales were a success and their traffic keeps growing.

>>489897

[citation needed]

Imma leave these here. Fuckwit farms gets a namedrop in the Daily Mail article. Josh is seriously on law enforcement and media radar now -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5876485/Brilliant-tortured-31-year-old-transgender-artist-set-fire.html

http://www.shacknews.com/article/105806/game-developer-chloe-sagal-takes-her-own-life

https://www.dailydot.com/irl/chloe-sagal-suicide-cyberbullying-harassment/

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2018/06/woman_who_set_self_on_fire_in.html

Vordy and co's meeja saturation tactics are slowly working and you can be they are already at work with more.

>>490693

Josh sees these as victories because it means that more eyes are on his site

>>490794

>Josh Moon's libertees

Where is that foxdickshill claiming it was an old, longstanding site now?

Josh, I'd point out that you'd probably get away with this shit if you quit sperging about how the founders fought and died for the right to prank call Chris and shout "julay" but you're incapable of understanding it anyway.

>>483197

the DOMAIN was owned in 2013. Nobody did anything with it. There was never a website. It was probably cybersquatting by someone who had hundreds if not thousands of similar domains.

>>490823

weevs buddies own it

>>490840

most likely. I wish I took caps, but Josh has called Weev his "Kike Financer" on a couple of occasions and its pretty clear that the place isn't in any kind of financial ruin

>>490712

Yeah and one day a cow will do something really crazy in reaction to having a trend like go on a shooting spree at a college. And then the feds will call old Joshie in for some questioning. People have blamed tragedies on dumber shit and the families will be out for his blood. Who did you think the press will side with? A grieving childless father who’s football hero son was gunned downed by an autist, or the faggot who was obsessed with the shooter months prior online?

>>491112

>Yeah and one day a cow will do something really crazy in reaction to having a trend like go on a shooting spree at a college

One already tried shooting up a supermarket IIRC

>>490847

Is Weev super-rich because of bitcoin mining and at no risk of ever running out of money?

If the farms don't die because of running out of money, what else can kill it? For example, if Weev turns on Josh, is it over for the farms? How likely is it to happen?

>>491179

null is moving into the same general area as weev. He is going to be staying in a house with some of weev's meth-addicted nazi friends. This won't end well for josh.

Seriously he is doing this right now and anyone else from KF can vouch for this if they use chat and no i don't have caps of it because i don't care to bring caps to a group of people who are too lazy to go get cocks themselves.

>>491235

Which exotic country is weev pretending to live in today?

>>491788

Doesn't he live in one of those ministates on the border of Russia & Georgia?

>>491823

Macedonia or some shit. Basically, any funding for the farms at this point is funding for Josh's personal bank account. Weev and Josh are buisness partners and are working on something big I gather.

>>491860

>josh is working on something big

…sure

What will it be this week?

>>314170

>i decided to give money to josh

maybe you should decide to hang yourself too faggot

>>491912

CWCville shoes and fedora combo is my best guess. All proceeds go to chris just kidding josh wants those fuckin meme bux

>>491924

Fuck, im not Hitres. chris thread fucked me up

>>489292

Anominus or however the fuck you say it seems bitter about this place. I'd love to see bassomatic try to fit in somewhere non-autistic.

>>491860

Hilarious. This is part of Weev's plan to take over the farms. Can't believe Josh fell for it, but that's how dumb, desperate and delusional Josh is.

Josh couldn't even function in the Philippines, which is essentially an English-speaking American colony. He had to have Hotwheels take him around whenever he needed to do anything. Josh won't be able to cope in Trans-Dniestra or Ukraine or wherever he's been tricked into moving.

Weev has already made Josh financially dependent on him. Now he is going to make Josh utterly dependent on him for food, accommodation and his very life.

Weev wants the farms because he lost ED, which was the base of his retarded life mission of turning internet dorks into neo Nazis. Now the farms are Weev's.

Joshie's disintegration will be something to see.

>>492103

>Josh couldn't even function in the Philippines, which is essentially an English-speaking American colony. He had to have Hotwheels take him around whenever he needed to do anything. Josh won't be able to cope in Trans-Dniestra or Ukraine or wherever he's been tricked into moving.

Chris-chan himself is hiring functioning than Josh and a better member of society all around. Chris can do basic things every adult can do like drive a car, go out in public by himself, buy groceries, earn money from honest hard work and creative talent. He will adapt well to a single life following the death of his parent Barb, as he himself is independent and the sole breadwinner of the household. He is not overtly aggressive online or in public anymore. He pays his taxes and overall tries to make the community a better place. Perhaps his friends like him for swallow reasons, but they at least would be sad o witness him die. Null meanwhile almost had a panic attack at a Trump rally, is a parasite to all, and would not be missed in the event of a SWAT call reporting some "odd Bosnians" in his new shitty Balkan apartment.

>>492115

> Null meanwhile almost had a panic attack at a Trump rally

What's this?

>>492115

I think you are overestimating Chris's competence, but he is certainly a much better person than Null.

I wonder how long it will be before Weev forces Null to hand over the keys to the farms. He could just pay a couple of Moldovan thugs to beat it out of Null the second he gets off the plane, but he probably wants to take over in a way that will alienate fewer foxdicks. Either way it will be fun to see.

>>492103

>Josh sharing a apartment with some meth-addicted, surly, slavic neonazis

Could be a good sitcom tbh

Yall a bunch of white ass ofays.

>>491235

I 100% believe that this is happening, because Josh is actually retarded enough to do it. However, how soon is this taking place? Next week? This week? Is Joshy-boy on the plane as we speak?

>>492103

>site filled with goons and manboobed centrists

>taken over by weev

this is going to be entertaining

>>492103

>weev loses ED

>literal kike takes over

weev was the lesser of two autists

>>492220

Chris at least has an excuse. Nool is a far bigger piece of shit because he could be doing better.

>>492599

Weev is an edgelord more than anything but it was fun to see him destroy foxdick members. Because foxdicks are le enlightened centrists they do have some reasonable views like the idea that flooding the West with hostile foreigners is bad, but they'd suddenly cry when weev would point out it's only done to white people for example.

Baron Tremayne Calls aka Rainbow Man

>>497154

Remember that these subhuman faggots get all their current events from the News section of foxdickFarm*s and the inbred cretins who post on there. It was bad when InternetWarCriminal ruled that subforum, and it is even worse now. foxdicks are detached from reality and praise Null a man who believes weird shit about white genocide and Pizzagate, as some kind of political genius. They think Canada is a North Korean style-dystopia and that the UK is worse than Iran. It will get worse with weev as the new webmaster. Now threads about Holocaust denialism will be on the front page as "the feature thread" and you will be banned for being Jewish. Josh already mocks Jewish users, now he'll gas them.

>>497286

So does this mean he'll gas Weev?

>>497286

Is this a shitpost or are you genuinely /leftypol/ incarnate?

>>497299

It's hard to tell these days

The old "pretending to be retarded" gets blurry

>>497299

Null is fucking retarded and calls some German far-right babe "Sexy Hitler". He likes a shitty cartoonist who is a Nazi and wants to fuck her as well. He is a troglodytic moron who shocks guns in preparation for the "Civil War" Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson drum up.

He does not even think creatively. He was a brainwashed SJW during the Obama years and will mindlessly support the ideology of whichever new political movement comes into play, even if it is the antithesis of his past views.

Thus a perfect rug to be walked over by one like Weev. I bet these threads piss him off because we now know who is the man behind the curtain. And it ain't Mr. Neko Shota, that's for sure.

>>497286

lol ur fuckin retarded, foxdickfarms is bae

l.mao didnt know /cow/ was full of faggots

>>498086

There is literally no need for a current events subforum on a website focusing on lolcows, nor subforums for discussing movies or sports. The only reason they even exist is that foxdicks are too social retarded to talk like decent humans on websites devoted to such things. Null actually banned American politics until "THE CNN DOXING REEEEEEEEE FREE SPEECH!" incident that went absolutely nowhere, showing that he thinks autists complaining about apathic normies who care about things that actually effect the world rather than internet buzzwords is FUCKING PATRIOTIC. To him foxdicks are ideal Americans. If that doesn't terrify you, what will?

>>498805

>If that doesn't terrify you, what will?

When josh posts a picture of his ass

>>498080

You have autism

>>491235

Oh please, I was in chat the day he was supposedly at the airport and "missed his flight". The guy was basically live chatting the entire thing in the chat giving us a step by step update of whatever personal grievances he perceived from strangers. Like it was ridiculous and really embarrsing that he was on chat as he was supposedly sprinting to the gate and oops he missed it because of the gooks at the gate whoopsie!

I sincerely doubt he moved anywhere, he's too poor to afford to move out of his current shitshow (he can barely afford transportation in his current home adress and could afford to clean this clothes) and he's not functional enough to live abroad.

>>499288

>start sending people over to his door with chocolates and cards

Is josh in love ?

>>499294

Well he loves making le edgelord jokes about making out with Sam

… Maybe they arn't jokes after all.

So did Fat Boy move to Moldova or what? Did he pigard out or was it a ruse cruise all along? I will be disappointed if there's no cringey Eastern Europe saga.

>>499315

I think he really wants to but hasn't quite yet.

>>499315

Doesn't really matter where he lives.

The fat fuck never goes outside anyway.

>>499756

Whatever you say, Sam

>>499869

But if Joshie moves to Trans-Dniestra or wherever Weev is hiding out he will be truly fucked. Josh can't cope or even keep his clothes clean in his own country. TD is a breakaway region of Moldova that has no diplomatic or law-enforcement connection to any normal country. Null will be completely at Weev's mercy. Weev can use the muscle of his local thugs to take the farms off Null and then kick him out in the street penniless and hundreds of miles away from the nearest US embassy in a different country.

Weev wants the farms because he lost ED, which was the key to his moronic plan for turning internet dorks into neo Nazis. He will take them from Joshie as easy as taking candy from a fat, narcissistic, pants-shitting, unemployable baby.

But if Josh does move there, Weev will probably lull Null into a false sense of security by paying for him to stick his numb dick into a few miserable trafficked sex slaves.

Candice must be so proud.

>>500124

cut it out dyn

>>499756

That's bullshit. It's definitely Eddie's typing. I think you're Sam since you're reddit spacing and you're a

(1)

How's that counsel flat working out for you by the way?

>>500124

How did Weev lose ED when he never owned it in the first place?

>>500434

because its dynastia shitposting

>>500467

a) No, it isn't

b) Let's hear your theory of why a shitbag like Weev is paying money to keep the farms afloat and paying for Null to move to an obscure backwater in eastern Europe. Is it because Josh is such a nice guy and loads of fun to be around?

>>500599

Let's see your proof that Weev is paying any money to Josh or supporting the Farms. You throw it around but have yet to show anything.

>>500702

Cut it out, Josh.

>>500434

ED's original incarnation went under while Weev was locked up. If he wouldn't have been retarded enough to go to prison he was definitely the guy everyone would've expected to pick up the pieces. It's the only reason Zaiger was able to make his move along with the fact that Old Dirty Btard went out like a true an hero.

>>501017

Screw off, CatParty.

Josh should just focus on getting a GED and a j-o-b.

>>499756

This makes my dick rock hard.

I can't wait for this site to go live.

>>502015

A Double Nigger?

>>502014

Same. And hard as well, anon.

>>502015

A Subnog.

Null is a fatty boombatty. He needs to get some kettlebells.

I went to KF once and thought it was kind of neat. A place where a bunch of reasonable people came together to laugh at morons and shoot the shit

Then I realized all the reasonable people were actually the exact same as the morons, except they pretended to be normal and superior to them, even though Chris-chan actually surpassed a huge chunk them in terms of academical and sexual success

I never went to the website again

>>505360

We're anonymous so at least our autistic behavior doesn't have a face and a name attached to it

>>505593

At least you're honest.

>>504225

KF has/had potential. It's a bit too Reddit for me though. The lolcow scene is a magnet for attention whoring with people trying to hoard cocks from cows for e-fame. On KF this translates in aping the behavior of the admins or parroting popular (big brained centrist) views in order to maintain a good standing with the forum, as reflected from their Reddit like rating system. /cow/ is the superior lolcow forum.

>>505957

Each thread has a different culture.

>>505957

This is the superior lolcow forum.

Any updates yet? Is Josh in Trans-Dniestra surrounded by neo-Nazi drug addicts yet?

>>506861

Yes.

>>506861

Looks like he's too gutless after all, despite all his edgy talk. Seems like he'll eventually die stateside, tugging his numb dick about what a great guy he is for pretending to look after Chris.

>>507241

It already happened.

>>507245

For realsies? Spill caps! I was hoping he would chicken out just to fuck Weev's plan to take over the farms, but the Joshie freezing to death in eastern Europe saga will be much funnier.

>>507257

How much do you think shelter costs in Russia?

Baron Tremayne Caple Rainbow Man

How does Josh feel about Mister Moleman9000?

I get the impression that Josh dislikes Gabe because Gabe is more popular than Josh on his own website. Also, Gabe gives no fucks and isn't on anyone's side, so there's nothing really stopping him from making a video highlighting what a piece of shit Josh is.

Actually, why the fuck hasn't Gabe made a video about Josh yet? Does he fear retaliation?

>>509054

Alright who's the wiseguy who decided that Met0kur and J1m would be translated to "Moleman9000" and "Gabe"?

>>509055

Greatest Ally.

hey businessguy, get back in touch with your boi toy twink friend. he's lonely after the con.

So what's the latest news on Josh since he moved to Trans-Dniestra or Russia or Ukraine or whatever?

>>511794

he died rip

Why isn't this little shithead dead yet? What's taking so long?

>>514203

He's spending all day in the chris chan thread going 'Yiff Yiff, how is it going Hirtes?", until the mod finally banned him

This can't be good for his mental health. Now, he will have to start another witch hunt on his forum, because that mean old boomer is out to get him!

>>514448

Josh's own mods can ban him?

>>514673

think he meant that josh came here and made all the hirtes posts. some faggot got banned for that yesterday, about time

Where re the hot null cocks? I refuse to believe that this guy can go for more than a handful of days without getting involved in some new dumb shit, so where are the cocks at?

Did everyone migrate to a new thread or something?

>>511797

Rip

So why would Weev even want Josh living with him?

(712) 890-8856

Michael Jay Hirtes

>>523246

he did literally nothing wrong, tho

>>523381

but he didn't tho. trolling a retard and telling his new mommy, null, to fuck off, is not something to be ashamed off

>>523381

>total due $44.99

lmao this fucking nigger can't even afford a decent internet speed.

>>523401

What if he actually just got a great deal?

>>523617

I'd have to see a itemized bill to believe it.

>>523381

>HURR DURR LOOK AT OLD MAN HIRTES PAYING FOR CABLE INTERNET, WHAT A LOSER

>HE USES COX, JUST LIKE WHAT HE LIKES TO SUCK, RIGHT FELLOW foxdickS???

Neck yourself, Joshsucker foxdick

>>523842

Hi Mike.

>>523855

Hi josh

>>523617

More likely he qualified for discount service because he's a retard on retard welfare.

It's never been any secret that Hirtes loves Cox. Most foxdicks also love Cox.

>>523875

so, he's no different than null?

>>523968

This. Hirtes' animosity towards Josh stems from the fact they are one in the same.

>>523986

I think it's the other way around, I dunno if hirtes gives two fucks about null, but josh? boy, he wants that 6 inch long foxdick, he wants to slurp on it RIGHT NOW

>>523998

>I think it's the other way around, I dunno if hirtes gives two fucks about null, but josh? boy, he wants that 6 inch long foxdick, he wants to slurp on it RIGHT NOW

I think Hirtes is laughing at Null. He came in wanting to fuck with Chris, but watching Null soil his diaper in rage is the bonus.

>>524019

I think so, too, but you can't deny, the rest of those k i w i farmers want thaat foxdick too. Some weirdass motherfuckers be stalking him right now, and he's panicking. His 6 inch long foxdick didn't have this much attention drawn to it in years, and he's getting flustered, shutting down accounts left and right. Not sure who the real cow is in this situation, but at the end of the day, it's null pede here who's foaming at the mouth and cursing some 50 something furry fuck, and we're the ones laughing

As long as they keep this shit contained in these threads, at least, mod better throw the banhammer down if they shit up the chris thread again

>>524053

>and he's panicking

What makes you think that? I wouldn't call it panicking so much as Hirtes shutting down some compromised accounts and closing out others connected to it before they get hijacked too. It's not like setting up a new email account would cost money. Don't tell me you wouldn't be doing the same things under the circumstances.

The foxdickfags are really getting desperate lately. I wonder what sort of awful thing Chris has done now that Kim Jung Null is trying so hard to troll Hirtes to get everyone's attention away from whatever it is that CWC did?

>>524065

>The foxdickfags are really getting desperate lately

Not gonna lie, they are. And that's precisely why hirtes should be concerned, these soy chugging danger hairs are downright psychopaths, I would not be surprised if they swat him or something. Maybe not that, but you get the point, they're not only desperate, they're out of their minds

>>524073

I think those 2 suicides linked to KF harassment have made the foxdickers think that they are some sort of gods with the power to decide who lives and who dies.

Reading up on Hirtes, it looks like people have shit on him for decades yet he just doesn't give any fucks and has outlasted them all. And I think that's what is triggering the k i w i kult so much. They can't break him like they have done to targets like ADF.

>>524109

And PS: Imagine all this chaos simply because Hirtes told Null to go fuck himself. That's how much of a flaming narcissist Joshua Moon is.

>hey look everyone I can same fag

>>524130

begone, null

>>524109

I don't give two fucks about hirtes, all i know is that he triggers the soyfarms, and that makes me hsppy tbqh

>>524109

I think there's at least 3. The latest was a lets player a couple of weeks ago.

>>524320

I'm rooting for the middle-aged furry at this point, but I'm gonna need some sources on these suicides.

>>524116

Flaming narcissist or genuine white knight for king pantshitter. Those are the only two possibilities at this stage in the game.

>>524448

go away, chijo, your thread needs tou

>>524460

>you

Hirtes is a loser, who like dozens of other failures lives off the misery of Chris. Regardless, getting Null extremely worked up, even for just a short period of time, shows that this is a man who has nothing to lose and will employ literally all his powers for petty slapfights with an army of inbred autists. He is giving the farms a surprising amount of trouble for not inviting him into their circle of shamehood. Just goes to show what happens when you pick your white whale to be Mr. Cakefarts.

>>524471

I think Mike Hirtes is barely a blip compared to bigger threats like financial ruin or Sam Smith

>>524473

that's true, but he's a lolcow regardless. foxdicks can post about him on here as long as their autism doesn't slip out of their containment thread, like with the last few chris chan threads

>>524475

problem is that the dude not only sockpuppets but has the same repeated reactions to being called out

>>524476

here? I doubt it, it's just foxdicks paranoia. their autism when it comes to this guy is like 3 times worse than anything he himself could do, he looks like a tame cow, at least for my standards

>>524478

>Its just foxdick paranoia!

oh goddamnit.

I browsed Hirtes' ED page to get an idea of who he is, but I still don't understand this bitchtit slapfight happening right now. Why are Josh and Hirtes fucking with each other? Who started it? Is there a "good guy" and a "bad guy" here, or just two spergs sperging?

I mean obviously, it's two spergs sperging, but…over what, exactly?

>>524481

hirtes trolled chris without null's permission

null gave him an ultimanium to stop

hirtes told null to neck himself

null shit himself, and declared war on hirtes

no, this is literally it. don't think about it too hard, this is kinda like a slapfight between two retarded kids at special ed, nobody is the winner

>>524481

>>524486

Close, but you forgot that the type of trolling hirtes does amounts to signing up on a new twitter (usually named something like @CHRIS_IS_GAY or @FUCK_YOU_CHRIS") and then calling him a fag in the loose hope that Chris notices him. Usually (like 98% of the time) he doesn't.

Now mikes an annoying sped and is probobly not really on Josh's radar

I hear that Hirtes puts ketchup on his hot dog.

History's Greatest Monster!!!!!

>>524481

>is there a "good guy"?

In what possible universe is Null a "good guy"?

>>524487

any time you see a "person" claim Josh is upset and specifically obsessed with Mike, its Mike himself.

>>525429

If you say so Josh.

The other Josh thread is over 400 replies and won't bump anymore, so I guess this is the new place to discuss Josh and all his fuckups.

>>542109

I hate /neo-cow/ so fucking hard.

>>542557

Then leave faggot and don't come back.

Ann smith professor of gender studies from Evergreen college, Terry white professor of Gender studies from berkly and 12 students.

On 9-11 they gathered together on a bunch of planes armed with box cutters, four planes american airlines planes were chosen. 2 of these planes would smash into the twin towers, one of them into the pentigon, and the last one stopped by passengers who rushed them.

After their deaths their manifesto was released a 49 page booklet about the evils of the patarchy and capitalism. It was the largest act of domestic terrorism in american history.

You can look forward to being hypocritically shut down by those in power, unless of course you're part of Null's hugbox/staff.

Be civil, hide your powerlevel, don't whiteknight, no trolling plans. The guideline seems simple enough, but there is more to it than that. There is an unspoken entity of acute nihilism, the likes of which would only be possible for a psychopath, sociopath, or a totally broken human being.

Those who have a 'good reputation' at the farms are people who show a complete lack of emotional intelligence. They openly mock people who have died under their watch, and it goes beyond just shock-value or edginess. They actually relish in it. They joke about child suicides as if it were drama intended for the sole purpose of lulz. Pretty much any tragedy can be turned into an unironic laughing stock for some of these people. If you don't like being anti-social, not to be confused with asocial, you'll get jumped for being a contrarian.

Many members are adamant in decrying themselves exempt from any sort of real-life responsibility for their online activity. It's a convenient excuse to use when somebody knows that they've done wrong. Quite possibly, most foxdick members simply don't give a fuck, because they can hide behind the safety of their online anonymity.

Not everyone at the farms is a braindead fuckwit, but by association, it just doesn't look good for any of the casual members to be mingling with the bottom of the barrel. Here are a few examples of just how fucked-up a collective of autistic anti-socialists can get.

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/julie-terryberry.18477/

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/chloe-sagal-commits-suicide-by-immolation-protests-u-s-mental-health-treatment.44667/

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/9-year-old-commits-suicide-after-days-of-homophobic-abuse.47072/

All the talk about "Free Speech" is just bullshit. It is literally a free for all at that forum. The people laughing at lolcows are lolcows themselves. Eventually, the site will implode due to the nature of its activity. One can only dox and lulz so many times before they piss off the wrong person.

>>561892

this is brilliant copypasta.

>>561905

That you Josh?

>>561911

yes, and that is brilliant copypasta.

>>561916

Well, you saw it here first.

To be fucked by Joshua Conner Moon… It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for internet points- actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken in front of you.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit hollower now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So, you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do… that… to you in exchange for your status as a mod you'd be ripped to pieces. No number of apologies to shitposters would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it on foxdickFarms

>>699445

the fuck?

is this Joshua moon rape fan fiction?