461d7b No.285403 [Last50 Posts]
Is this the greatest legal defense of all time?
http://sendvid.com/oote29su
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07dec7 No.285409
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1908dd No.285411
Old fucking video, dude. He's been convicted, etc.
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728c8d No.285424
>>285411
Anyone know how Nick is doing in prison?
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461d7b No.285431
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1908dd No.285435
>>285424
No, but it would be easy to find out - Email the place he is at / write a letter to him. You'd have to be smart and gain his trust. Not some idiot who goes "LOL HOW IS GETTING RAPED BY NIGGERS?"
No one wants to, though. I'd do it… If some other people did.
>>285431
No, because a thread died for this.
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3bb8b0 No.287151
>Jacks off with shit to prove he didn't molest his sister
What the fuck is the thought process behind this
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46aebe No.287152
>>287151
It isn't autism per the psychiatric report. Apparently Nick Bate had Schizoid Personality Disorder or something like that. Guy was fucking nuts.
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1d2ffb No.287161
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>>287152
Schizoaffective Disorder I believe.
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3c69dd No.287218
>>285403
>and that proves that I couldn't have molested my sister because uhhhhhhh…You know…
That line gets me everytime. This was a great send off video, he gave us the lulziest legal defense that I've ever heard as a parting gift. It's funny how he didn't get hard either so even if this was a valid defence it still wouldn't serve the purpose that he intended. I wonder what the prosecutor thoughtwhen he saw that.
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891d6e No.287232
>>285403
>>Download the 700 mb file of shit-eating.
>> A lot of people didn't want to download it, so I uploaded on sendvid as that link like 2 years ago.
>> Video almost has 200,000 views. Perplexed on how that many views could be seen on a scat video.
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f01e37 No.287237
How to write Nick in prison via email was explained here
>>272156
But nobody is brave enough to contact Professor Shit Dick
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61aed4 No.287241
>>287232
Jim's video on Sick Nick I imagine. Or foxdick Farms.
It's a trainwreck really. Some foxdick did a reaction video to this and he looked exactly how you'd think he looked.
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02a7cc No.287291
>>287218
> I wonder what the prosecutor thoughtwhen he saw that.
> I put my parents in debt to get a law degree, and this is now what I'm doing with my life.
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7250fe No.349325
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67072c No.349396
>>285403
I have to wonder: did this video actually get presented in court?
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071a89 No.349422
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>>285424
We ask this every time and no one ever actually writes him. Will you be the one to break the cycle of procrastination?
>>285435
>No, because a thread died for this.
This is such a faggoty meme. Go start necrobumping ancient threads if that's how you really feel.
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10408d No.349469
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a787d4 No.349613
>>285403
Has anything happened since he got sent to live with Jamal and Tyrone to get his asshole stretched?
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67072c No.350144
>>349613
Honestly he's so disgusting that he's probably below Jamal and Tyrone's standards.
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f64d2f No.350259
>>287241
Didn't he post it on /cow/ too? Yea, he looked like Napoleon Dynamite.
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0518b6 No.351309
>>287161
This. The two disorders are quite different.
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0518b6 No.351345
>>287218
> I wonder what the prosecutor thoughtwhen he saw that.
Don't think the prosecutor saw it, but according to Saul Goodman on the foxdick Farms: "After the hearing, [the detective], the prosecutor, the bailiff, and the constable were chatting and [the detective] called me over and asked about my accent. After chatting for a bit, I asked if I could ask her a question in return: "So, were you the one who got the video?" She replied that she was, but that Nick didn't actually attach it to the email, but rather "threatened" (her wording) to send it to her. She remarked that she had found it on ED in the course of her research and, while smiling ever so slightly, informed me that "several" of her colleagues have seen it. She asked where she could read more, so I gave her the web address."
>>349396
From what I've read, it wasn't presented in court, but the defense's closing argument was indeed based on the "Since he likes shit, you must acquit" (not actually that phrase, obviously) argument.
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bb3e0b No.351878
>write a letter to a literally shit-eating literal pedophile
LOL no
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f64d2f No.351929
>>351345
Is there more info from this guy that's worth reading?
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a787d4 No.351962
>>351345
>the defense's closing argument was indeed based on the "Since he likes shit, you must acquit" (not actually that phrase, obviously) argument.
Sounds kinda like they were trying to lose.
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bb3e0b No.352395
>>351962
If you were a lawyer, wouldn't you take 'L' to get this monument to filth and degeneracy off the streets?
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8fc491 No.352569
>>352395
Even if you did think he's a degenerate (not sure how you wouldn't), you would still want to get the best deal for your client. In this case, the best deal would probably be 25 years in prison.
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2854b5 No.352618
I for one hope Nick the best and look forward to his first chance at parole…… in 2032.
I'd write him to ask how he's doing, but I dont actually care. I know he's in jail and that's good enough for me.
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2cefb6 No.352636
>>351929
If you’re interested in the trial yeah I’d recommend searching for Saul Goodman’s posts in the Nick Bate threads on foxdick. In the second one I believe there’s a link to one of his hearing recaps in the OP.
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9b2d6b No.352646
>>350144
He'll end up in a psych ward or protective isolation. Especially with his history.
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d47882 No.352965
>>287161
I once dated a girl with Schizoaffective Disorder. I was told by her therapist that it's like Bipolar Disorder mixed with Schizophrenia. She had to take all sorts of pills for it and would say and do crazy things if she didn't take them even for a day, and start asking questions like: "I have a serious question to ask you, and you have to tell me the truth, because I feel like everyone lies to me when I ask this, but can you read my mind?".
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0518b6 No.353167
>>352965
Did she ever eat poop?
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d47882 No.353252
>>353167
No, she ate my cum.
But she also had poor hygene. She would often go days, even a week or two without bathing unless you made her. And her vagina smelled like someone took a shit in it and could be smelled across the room when she took her underwear off.
I ended up stuck dating her for like three months because she kept saying she was going to kill herself and once sliced up her thigh with a pair of scissors in front of me, and another time burned herself with a cigarette that I had to wrestle out of her hand to get her to stop.
Close to when I finally got rid of her she lied to me and claimed she was pregnant. When I responded back to her: "Our lives are ruined!" She rolled over on the bed, faced the wall and cried for about an hour. I think she expected a different response.
Another time she also lied to me and said a neighbor of mine tried to rape her. She made up the story because she didn't want me to go to the gym, despite that I invited her along. She said she didn't like running or doing exercise and didn't want big muscles. Instead she just laid around all day in bed for days on end, just eating junk food and downing energy drinks and smoking and basically just shitting his pants and doing nothing with her life..
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071a89 No.353665
>>353252
>And her vagina smelled like someone took a shit in it and could be smelled across the room when she took her underwear off.
I'll take a chance with crazy if I still think I can get something out of it, but this is an instant deal breaker, and if she threatened suicide I would buy her the helium tank. I don't understand people who put up with rotten pussy.
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4ae80f No.512855
>>287232
Thats a lot of views
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0418fe No.512996
Those fucking teeth… eventually they're all gonna fall out and he'll get dentures and it's just gonna look weird to me seeing him in white teeth.
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9f7e33 No.513015
>>353665
I'd date someone like this but even a batshit insane woman like that would still reject me. After all not even hambeasts who smell like the bottom of a dumpster wanted anything to do with me.
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0418fe No.513166
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0418fe No.513168
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b7f0f0 No.513187
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>>285403
Will nick bate bad teeth and poor personal hygiene keep him safe from prison rape?
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c0d52b No.518392
>>513187
Jelly should cover up the taste of shit.
Grape jelly all over his shit stained asshole, creating a purplish-brownish paste that Jamal will use to ease his thug cock in.
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b7f0f0 No.518520
>>518392
I have he gets his head stumped in the shower.
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b7f0f0 No.519021
>>518392
Do you think it possible to spread photos of nick bate prisoners though the mailing service?
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5664c8 No.519050
>>519021
Most prisoners have smartphones these days.
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860568 No.519728
>>519050
Do you think some of the prisoners are browsing this board right now?
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fb4680 No.519735
>>519050
Smartphones in prison? Or they give them to ex-cons?
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5664c8 No.519968
>>519728
They are probably looking at porn or on facebook if anything.
>>519735
Smartphones are contraband, but like getting heroin into prison, it happens. Yes, inmates have them in prison.
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f1b668 No.520068
So has this faggot been murdered in prison yet or what.
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885873 No.520310
>>513187
Pretty sure Nick's plagued village graveyard looking mouth will keep Tyrese and Delaquandrius away.
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885873 No.520313
>>520068
If he went to pedo prison then no. He'll be in support groups and possibly even allowed to play vidya to keep his mind off the diddlin'. So his life will be no different really except they might make him wash.
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4e5590 No.647054
Man, nick bate went to jail a disgusting deviant and now look at him.
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7bcf32 No.647058
>>647054
Wow, a totally diffrent person.
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4e5590 No.647061
>>647058
It's good that he didn't look like that while free because he would've been much more dangerous. I bet the taxpayers even paid for new dentures for him.
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01fa54 No.647270
>>647054
Wow he almost looks normal
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cff823 No.647442
>>647054
We all assumed that sick Nick was going to get slammed and or stabbed in prison by Tyrone but what if he turns his life around now? Some people find god and get educations when their in prison
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544d2d No.647530
>>647054
>By some ironic stroke of a god's pen, Nick "My Defense Attorney is my Chocolate-Coated Peanut" Bate of all fucking people is successfully reformed by the American penal system
well colour me surprised. I wonder what other cows would actually benefit from hard time away from the internet. It sure as fuck didn't help endo or mad thad
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4c791d No.647536
>>647530
Probably you you projecting faggot
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ed82de No.648136
>>647536
Endo? Is that you?
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d83452 No.648312
>>647530
He's probably just waiting to be able to smear shit and semen on his walls again.
On a unrelated note: Was Nick abused as a child or something? Because this extremely disturbed sexuality is something I'd expect to happen as a result of trauma.
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f1b668 No.648775
>>647058
>>647054
>>647270
>>647530
>lost weight
>got a haircut
Ha ha yeah. All better :)
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3c7c02 No.648779
>>648775
Yeah, you can change what's on the outside but those eyes betray his lack of a soul. You see it in photos of him as a kid too.
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802f36 No.693018
Anyone have any screencaps from the period where he posted on the old /cwc/?
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b7f0f0 No.693036
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>>647054
>>648775
>>693018
Do you think nick got raped by niggers or the Aryan brotherhood in jail? I’m pretty sure he became a prag to a prison gang. Mexicans like young blacks and Asians like traps. So it’s ether whites or blacks raping him.
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39b732 No.693077
>>693018
It's all in the Wayback Machine. Look in its archives for /L/ threads.
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120edc No.693079
>>647054
This isn't him retard, look at the date of the picture. Guy is also too old to be him.
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32fdfd No.693361
>>693036
Hard to say. On one hand, he's completely bitchmade and constantly advertises that he crams things up his ass for sexual gratification. On the other hand, between the shit stains and that legendary fucked up grill, even tyrone the prison nigger faggot might pass on that. Either way he's no doubt gotten the ever loving shit kicked out of him on several occasions, just by grace of who he is and what he's done.
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2ef33b No.693660
>>647530
>"My Defense Attorney is my Chocolate-Coated Peanut"
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c550a8 No.696858
>>285403
Oh god, those fucking teeth.
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