ce956c No.845308[Last 50 Posts]
>Orthodox church has weird sacraments and idolatry
>Catholic church…. lmao
>Baptist churches don't preach repentance
>reformed and Presbyterian churches have blasphemous Calvinist autism
>Pentecostals doing the Harlem Shake
>Amish won't let you join
I just want a church that preaches repentance, does baptism and discipline, believes in the continuation of supernatural experience and doesn't take a box cutter to scripture.
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ce956c No.845310
>>845308
And if you're wondering about the flag. I most agree with the EO, that's why.
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917dcb No.845313
>>845308
It's difficult to find a good church. You should post ads on craigslist or somewhere seeking Christians to get together once a week.
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ce956c No.845315
>>845313
I thought about starting a church where we would go hiking in the Rockies instead of congregating in a building. I find I am closest to God when I am out in his creation, not a man made building.
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166086 No.845317
>>845308
>Catholic church…. lmao
What a convincing condemnation of Catholicism.
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ce956c No.845320
>>845317
Yeah, I don't know where I would begin. You guys really shot yourself in the foot with Papal succession. I mean that would even be a stupid idea for Islam, that doctrinal changes could occur into perpetuity. The ecumenical councils of Vatican II had John Paul erecting shrines to strange Gods. These kind of practices have not stopped. The Catholic church today is an abomination to the Lord, I am certain.
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ce956c No.845322
>>845317
Not to mention you didn't mention the Orthodox church comments I made, because all that stuff applies to you guys as well. You just don't have the same based eschatology and theodicy and humble reverence of mystery. You're like the EO without any of the good stuff.
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7f25fb No.845325
I'm pretty much in your boat OP but i dont have a problem with Presbyterianism.
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186715 No.845326
I'm sure God is good with you believing whatever you want.
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ce956c No.845327
>>845325
Then you haven't considered how reformed theology has made God the author of evil and sin in the name of idolizing human intellect as I have. They are very two-faced about it and not intellectually honest about it, but it is so. Quite frankly I doubt that serious Calvinists that cling to the doctrine are even saved.
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ce956c No.845328
>>845326
>*Creates proto-Calvinism because he wants to read Manichaeism and total depravity into the text*
What a hypocrite
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7f25fb No.845329
>>845327
That's not how Calvinists describe it. Im not a Calvinist, but my mind has not been made up yet. But the idea that God is the author of evil is a major problem, but I just haven't been convinced that that is nessecairly the case. I'm more leaning towards Lutheranism myself.
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ce956c No.845330
>>845329
Yes, I said they were dishonest. You don't have to say something for it to be logically necessary based on what you said prior to that.
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89c765 No.845331
>>845310
Holiness churches (Nazarenes, conservative Methodists, etc). There's a lot of love for Orthodox and Patristics, but without the larping. You can believe much of the same theology, but with "low church"/casual/unritualized setting. You can simply be yourself.
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7f25fb No.845335
>>845330
I don't accept that, I've known of Calvinists that I believe to bee good Christians. Of course whether or not isn't up to me or even knowable by me. And even if it proved beyond any doubt, that we could find a self described Calvinist who was also a good Chrisitan, you would argue that that is just the result of him not actually committing to the his doctrine. But I have not observed all Calvinists at all times to all be intellectually dishonest any more or less than the adherents of any other system of Christian doctrine are dishonest about their own systems, whether about the doctrines themselves or church history etc. In fact, I would say that there is probably only a few people of any denomination that are actively attempting to practice deception.
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dbccd4 No.845338
Imagine if the Jesuits never got subverted and we had racially aware global Catholicism. Maybe we could finally make the kikes slaves again and move on to figuring out how to deal with greater spiritual forces of evil. Maybe this is all a simulation of what would've happened if the Nazis lost and I'll wake up in a beautiful White world that's not spiritually crippled.
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ce956c No.845339
>>845335
I said they were dishonest. I didn't say they were aware of their dishonesty.
>God effectually brings about every event
>So he is the author of sin
>NOOOO! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! MAN IS THE CAUSE OF SIN, MAN SINS NOT GOD
>Okay so you're saying that if I shoot a gun at someone the mechanical object of the bullet is to be held responsible?
>NOOOOO! WHO ARE YOU TO ACCUSE GOD! REEEEEE!
This is just how cultists behave.
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89c765 No.845340
>>845335
There are definitely good Christians of every stripe. Even some of the weirder ones (like Adventists). But that doesn't make their Churches good foundations for anyone. They are decent despite the problems. One should be more on the lookout for more widespread/systematic issues. Personally, I think Baptist churches, Lutheranism, and Calvinism have some systematic issues that are troubling. Especially Sola Fide.
But that doesn't mean one needs to be Orthodox or Catholic. The Reformers were correct in saying that those two emphasize too many local traditions. Even some Catholics in the Reformed period knew that the truth lie closer to a more stripped down faith, with more importance on scripture: Erasmus being the most famous of them.
Find the Middle Way. You can easily find it in Anglicanism and Methodism. But there are others seeking the same thing as well. If they give you that freedom to seek it, that's a good church too. You should be weary of anyone preventing you from finding it.
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8fe408 No.845343
>>845308
>I just want a church that preaches repentance, does baptism and discipline, believes in the continuation of supernatural experience and doesn't take a box cutter to scripture.
maybe, if you seriously are considering that you shouldn't laugh off the catholic religion.
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dbccd4 No.845344
>>845339
God might be in a compromising position where he has to create people with at least some evil. That's why I wouldn't be so quick to say absolute sovereignty means absolute responsibility.
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ce956c No.845347
>>845344
He doesn't have to create evil, it is the result of ignorantly acting without his omniscience.
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ce956c No.845348
>>845343
https://www.invidiou.site/watch?v=BWsgxCVYtAI
Your right, this is nothing to laugh about. Its damnable.
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89c765 No.845349
When tempted, no one should say, "God is tempting me." For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone. [James 1:13]
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ce956c No.845350
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8fe408 No.845353
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>845348
>Your right, this is nothing to laugh about. Its damnable.
It is great that you make the first step to seeing the truth about the situation.
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3d007d No.845360
>>845308
What do you mean by "does baptism and discipline"? You mean in the Biblical sense?
Do you mean all of those things in the Biblical sense? I can't tell. But in any case, I'm not here to make something to suit your personal requirements, and anyone who is, is going to lead you down a path you shouldn't be going.
So what I take this as is basically a complaint that you profess to see the truth of all of these issues but haven't found a church that aligns with them due to various pitfalls. Are you seriously thinking you are Amish but for the fact you can't join?
I think you still have quite a way to go on getting right with God first, by reading his Word, praying, studying, asking God for understanding in prayer, and then finding those with the correct true faith and practice. As far as repentance is concerned, see Acts 26:18-20.
As Paul says at the end of it, "that they should repent and turn to God, and do works meet for repentance."
So we see that repentance is what occurs first and that works reflecting that are what comes after.
The Lord Jesus also says in Matthew 28 to first to teach all nations, and second to baptize them, and third, teaching them to observe all things whatsoever he has commanded them. We have to do things in the proper order, they are presented that way for a reason. You can't skip the teaching and go straight to compulsory baptisms, and you can't try to earn your own way to justification by works salvation, but first be saved then afterward God will make all things possible through the grace that is in his Son the Lord Jesus. He is the Lord's anointed, Christ, and the only begotten Son of God; he can do things that we can't.
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7f25fb No.845361
>>845331
What are some good Methodist denominations in the United States?
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7f25fb No.845362
>>845339
You cannot be dishonest without being aware about it. You're making a category error and a strawman.
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ab7ed5 No.845364
>>845308
>Baptist churches don't preach repentance
Is this a troll post
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ce956c No.845365
>>845360
I'm not amish in the sense of thinking using electronics is a sin or whatever but I wouldn't mind roughing it for the good doctrine, discipline and sacraments.
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ce956c No.845366
>>845364
I'm going by Steven Anderson, Ralph Yankee Arnold and many others that preach easy-believism.
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ce956c No.845367
>>845362
>You cannot be dishonest without being aware about it.
If you want, we can say they are unreasonable instead.
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ab7ed5 No.845368
>>845366
Don't do that, and also don't make the non sequitur of thinking easy believism means not teaching repentance
If you were to try and find a baptist church in your town would it have any association at all with Anderson or this other guy
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ce956c No.845373
>>845368
Whether easy believism "teaches repentance" or not is irrelevant because it is a total doctrine of demons based on the unbiblical construction of Ordo Salutis (total regeneration preceding faith). The Bible says unless you repent you will LIKEWISE PERISH!
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ab7ed5 No.845374
>>845373
I agree that easy believism is wrong. It isn't a baptist issue, it's a fringe fundamentalist issue (among which there are Baptists)
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ce956c No.845379
>>845374
Its not just a baptist issue, it is a reformer issue. Luther was so butthurt about the Catholic church acting like a sin bank that he went too far the other way and said all you had to do to be saved was profess that Jesus is Christ. This led to the doctrine of Ordo Salutis. There is an infamous quote by Luther "Go and sin boldly Malencthon"
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c2f304 No.845380
>>Orthodox church has weird sacraments and idolatry
You do realize that they don't worship the Sacraments right?
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ab7ed5 No.845381
>>845379
>Luther … he went too far the other way and said all you had to do to be saved was profess that Jesus is Christ.
False
>This led to the doctrine of Ordo Salutis
That's a reformed (not Lutheran) phrase clarifying the order of salvation, not a doctrine
Also not related to rejecting repentance
>There is an infamous quote by Luther "Go and sin boldly Malencthon"
Ridiculous quote mining
https://beggarsallreformation.blogspot.com/2005/12/facts-about-luther-part-two.html?m=1
If you are now saying this isn't a baptist issue why did you in the first place? Are you just trying to incite contention?
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ce956c No.845382
>>845381
Yes I am an Israeli agent. I get paid in dreidels to make retards yell at each other on the internet.
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ce956c No.845383
>>845380
I didn't say they do but they worship Mary.
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ce956c No.845390
>>845381
hmm, I'm going to have to recant my view of Luther. I'm just trying to figure out who started OSAS.
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ab7ed5 No.845392
>>845390
You are conflating all sorts of different doctrines when they are not the same
Osas is not antinomianism
Osas is not rejecting repentance
Osas is not easy believism
Sola fide is not osas
Sola fide is not antinomianism
None of these necessarily require regeneration preceding faith
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a446b3 No.845393
>>845390
OSAS (as in "oh I'm saved now yay now I can sin as much as I want and worship satan and spit on God's name and I'll go to heaven") is a very modern phenomenon, it did not exist at all during the Reformation, and probably not for centuries afterward.
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ab7ed5 No.845395
>>845393
>OSAS (as in, not osas)
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a446b3 No.845397
>>845395
The term is nearly always used by Antinomians like Steven Anderson to refer to their perversion of the perseverance of the saints.
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ab7ed5 No.845398
>>845397
Steven Anderson is not antinomian and neither is any articulation of osas
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a446b3 No.845399
>>845398
I'm sorry is this still the Berenstain universe or was there another dimensional merge?
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ab7ed5 No.845402
>>845399
Once saved always saved is self defining
If one is saved, he is always saved
Antinomianism is a rejection of the law, as in sin doesn't matter
Love or hate Steven Anderson there isn't a harder preacher against sin in the US today
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a446b3 No.845403
>>845402
>Once saved always saved is self defining
Equally as much as any other doctrine.
>Antinomianism is a rejection of the law, as in sin doesn't matter
Yes, and Steven Anderson preaches it.
>Love or hate Steven Anderson there isn't a harder preacher against sin in the US today
Antinomianism has nothing to do with how much one condemns sin. It has to do with whether one considers holiness to be necessary or not. Anderson has explicitly stated many times including in his evangelistic preaching that as long as one believes (which he defines as a singular intellectual motion towards Christ) they can then go and sin however they want including the sin of apostasy and that they will still be saved. He has sometimes pre-empted a question of what if they did just that and answered that he thinks it's foolish but they are still just as saved as him. He is an Antinomian heretic, and preaches a false gospel by which nobody can be saved.
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ab7ed5 No.845404
>>845403
I agree he's wrong but that's not antinomianism
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a446b3 No.845405
>>845404
Or you're just wrong.
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d5c110 No.845409
>>845340
>Find the Middle Way. You can easily find it in Anglicanism and Methodism.
The Middle Way allowed more mutations than all the X-Men comics combined.
Anglicans trying to have their meat-pie and eat it too resulted in both uber-liberal "churches" and the modern neo-protestant mess of churches, including Anderson.
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c878a9 No.845411
>>845308
I saw this posted constantly on the last board too before the 8chan shutdown
Here's the deal. It's not optional. It's not a choice. It's a requirement for a Christian.
It's not I'm not going to go to church until I find the perfect one that meets all my checklist boxes
You're never going to find the perfect church with the perfect doctrine and the perfect pastor and perfect congregation. That's not the requirement. Find the best you can in your neighborhood and attend that
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1f3517 No.845412
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. You wanting that the church behaves impeccably is just an evasion of the cross.
We have the popes we deserve, a zealous people got popes launching crusades, a people who has strayed gets 'ecumenical popes'. Having always a giga pope would make it too easy, existence is about carrying crosses and bad leadership is another cross to bear.
Thank the Lord for the cross, it works towards our sanctification.
Also if the pope is bad we always have the bible, writings of the saints and theologians to keep your feet on the ground, 2k years of it.
During the storm: 40 He said to his disciples, “Why are you so afraid? Do you still have no faith?”
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ce956c No.845413
>>845412
>I call this one the Catholic Cope Blues
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8ef7f6 No.845418
I posted something in the orthodox general about icons, OP. It might help you understand the orthodox perspective on images and how the image of the Father made flesh relates to them. On a side note, how can you post memes of Christ and complain about idolatry?
>>844981
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15598f No.845422
>>845308
Why not Islam? Honestly seems much better than Cuckstianity.
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2efbd4 No.845429
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>845308
>Pentecostals doing the Harlem shake
Lmao
But seriously, you're never going to find a perfect church. At best you're going to find defective people trying to be holy, and mostly getting it all wrong. Jesus said try to enter by the narrow gate, there are many Christians who are busy trying to adjust the narrow gate to fit the shape of their soul, rather than adjusting their soul so it can go in the gate.
You know as well as I do that no church will be perfect, but God commands us to go to church. Let me explain it differently; the angels in heaven that are closer to God SERVE the lesser angels, who SERVE mankind. If you aspire to heaven, you must use your wisdom like the angels use it, to serve those poor idiots all doing the Harlem Shake and slaying their souls by ignoring those things that they don't like in scripture. You can help them even without preaching, but with every gracious act.
There's an Orthodox Priest on YouTube, called Fr. Seraphim Cordoza, who says "preach the gospel always, sometimes use words." You don't have to do much, but humble yourself enough to actually join a congregation.
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c878a9 No.845441
Also I want to add we have mennonite communities here in Canada which is your version of the amish - and they absolutely are open to people joining if you want to go that route.
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1f3517 No.845541
>>845413
Being outside the boat holding to some broken barrel seams worse.
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139c78 No.845555
>>845422
Why worship a guy named Mohammad who showed no proof of being a prophet?
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ce956c No.845576
>>845541
The boat is going down the river Styx lol
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c9dcbf No.845615
>>845308
Your remaining options are confessional Lutheranism, the Church of the East, or the Mar Thoma Church which is based in Kerala, India and of which there is actually one in my metropolitan area in the eastern U.S. They consider their church to be apostolic in origin, orthodox in faith, democratic in principle, episcopal in nature, and evangelical in outlook.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confessional_Lutheranism
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar_Thoma_Syrian_Church
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