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Brit/pol/ #3337: Choo Choo Edition Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 18:27:54 1c8966 No.1536455[View All]

Government urged to outlaw ‘medieval’ virginity tests

Conservative Richard Holden put the plan before Parliament and said 21 clinics have been identified in the UK and charge between £150 and £300 for the procedure. He cited the World Health Organisation (WHO) and said there is ‘no scientific evidence at all’ to support the testing

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/16/plea-to-outlaw-medieval-virginity-tests-13763264/

Christmas rules in full: The four key things you need to know

THIS CHRISTMAS will look a bit different from previous years due to Covid-19, and today Boris Johnson updated the nation on the lockdown rules for Christmas 2020

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1373353/christmas-rules-in-full-bubbles-boris-johnson-downing-street-briefing-evg

Covid: Two household limit at Christmas to be made law in Wales

Only two households - plus an additional single person who lives alone - will be able to meet between 23 and 27 December in Wales

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-55336452

Covid-19: Mask warning for Europe, as UK leaders make Christmas plea

'The four UK nations have agreed to keep relaxed Christmas Covid rules in place - but Scotland, Wales and PM Boris Johnson have announced strengthened guidance

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55337293

Nearly 8million Americans have fallen into poverty since JUNE

Between June and November, the poverty rate rose to 11.7 per cent, up from 9.3 per cent - the biggest spike in a single year since the 1960s, according to a new study by economists at the University of Chicago, Notre Dame and Zhejiang University

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9060035/Nearly-8million-Americans-fallen-poverty-JUNE.html

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 20:23:34 c471cb No.1537113

>>1537110

good lad

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 20:40:44 ecbe7f No.1537114

youve been…..

THUNDERSTRUCK

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 20:46:04 1c8966 No.1537115

File: e20f7314b403d2f⋯.jpg (61.51 KB, 564x564, 1:1, EpdzLY1W4AAW7dC.jpg)

we wuz moonmen n sheeiit

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 20:56:24 472420 No.1537116

File: 4df4a948ebf0ed2⋯.jpg (17.13 KB, 194x376, 97:188, 4df4a948ebf0ed23bb682f0889….jpg)

subpar sticky toffee pudding on its own, also had a wank earlier cause lads were posting slags es em aitch

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 20:57:26 ecbe7f No.1537117

disappointing

undeserving of a (You) tbh

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 20:59:11 ad4289 No.1537118

who the fuck do you think you are

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 20:59:12 ceedb7 No.1537119

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Sleeping through my 4.30am alarm and having to skip breakfast to be at toil on time and weetabix for supper

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:01:25 ecbe7f No.1537120

File: 8aafba28119e3dc⋯.gif (2.59 MB, 800x450, 16:9, basedbasedbased.gif)

you aint nothin but a hound dog

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:12:11 9074b9 No.1537121

Dorset stayed, based, well ni no, I'll read all the clever comments tommorow.

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:12:28 ed425b No.1537122

>>1537120

you aint nothin but a braphog

fartin all the time

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:15:01 ecbe7f No.1537123

>>1537122

quality post as always lad

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:16:24 e2b55a No.1537124

>>1537119

good lad

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:16:35 ecbe7f No.1537125

File: fc859f6d0dea437⋯.jpg (93.31 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1433216261244.jpg)

>each day i'm more and more ready for the end

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:16:54 6b370a No.1537126

File: 3d07b8dff640dad⋯.png (143.19 KB, 644x322, 2:1, Braphog.PNG)

File: a557e0fe322a9d3⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1080x802, 540:401, comfy_elvis_drawing.png)

>>1537122

good lad I still have that drawing your friend did

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:17:20 ed425b No.1537127

>>1537126

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek goodlad

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:18:19 6b370a No.1537128

File: e326de70cca9183⋯.png (161.93 KB, 643x319, 643:319, Can_t_Help_Falling_in_Love….PNG)

File: 6108df7892e4e6d⋯.png (132.05 KB, 644x319, 644:319, Poo_Stained_Shoes.PNG)

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:19:57 ad4289 No.1537129

>>1537125

same tbh, very freeing when it hits but then the feeling recedes

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:20:10 c471cb No.1537130

File: f26e567e0ea8f1e⋯.jpg (20.31 KB, 318x313, 318:313, biffo_kek.jpg)

>>1537128

>poo stained shoes

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:21:30 ecbe7f No.1537131

>>1537128

LORD ALMIGHTY

I FEEL MY TEMPERATURE RISIN

HIGHER HIGHER

ITS BURNIN THROUGH TO MY HOLE

POO POO POO POO

YOU GONNA SET ME ON FIRE

MY ARSE IS FLAMING

I DONT KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:22:28 6b370a No.1537132

>>1537131

keeek very good lad should have posted with an elvis though smh

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:23:14 ed425b No.1537133

a little less conversation a little more brappin

all this flatulation ain't satisfactionin me

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:25:45 ecbe7f No.1537134

File: ce636d7f1747557⋯.jpg (6.86 KB, 300x237, 100:79, elvis.jpg)

IT'S COMING CLOSER

THE FLAMES ARE NOW LICKING MY BOOTY

WON'T YOU HELP ME

FEEL LIKE IT'S SLIPPING AWAY

IT'S HARD TO BREATHE

AND MY ARSE IS A-HEAVING

LORD, HAVE MERCY

BURNING THE HOLE WHERE I SPRAY

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:26:07 ed425b No.1537135

File: 78d22d6b68eac44⋯.png (769.38 KB, 634x660, 317:330, ClipboardImage.png)

COME ON BABY I'M TIRED A' WALKIN'

GRAB THOSE CHEEKS AND MAKE EM STARTTALKIN'

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:26:26 ed425b No.1537136

>>1537134

keek smh

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:27:16 ecbe7f No.1537137

File: 649cfde66debe34⋯.jpg (118.86 KB, 1280x1159, 1280:1159, fatelvis.jpg)

YOOOOOOUUU THE BRAPPER IN DISGUISE

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:27:49 6b370a No.1537138

File: 77da8d2dfbfe7c4⋯.png (15.98 KB, 220x213, 220:213, ClipboardImage.png)

>elvis brapposting revival

it was worth all the bans

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:28:27 ecbe7f No.1537139

I THOUGHT THAT I WAS IN HEAVEN

BUT I WAS SURE SURPRISED

HEAVEN HELP ME, I DIDN'T SEE

THE SHARTIN IN MY EYES

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:28:47 0dfe0f No.1537140

File: 0de4b9df7d2dc65⋯.png (95.73 KB, 1870x215, 374:43, 144630936003158.png)

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:29:12 0dfe0f No.1537141

i think i sent that ban appeal to kent when he was a mod kek

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:29:57 0dfe0f No.1537142

Brap sniffer annie

lemme whiff yer fanny

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:31:06 ed425b No.1537143

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Well take a look at what happened, seriously. Four hundred and eighty two thousand, one hundred and eighteen Nige bucks in the first month, and I'm simply blown away. Thanks Nigel, I mean I cant.. I cant get over it its seven hundred and sixty four thousand toil tokens in 29 days, this is incredible. Thought it was just err well I thought you were full of it to be honest but now I've made over five hundred thousand nuttall sterling errm yea, that's just in the first month That is my account, it has six hundred and twenty two thousand and one pounds in it. Can you believe that heeee. I mean honestly I'm. I can still hardly believe it myself.

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:31:33 6b370a No.1537144

File: 88ce47f087b064e⋯.png (83.23 KB, 220x229, 220:229, ClipboardImage.png)

Son wins lawsuit after mom throws away his best porno mags

OTTAWA COUNTY, MI – A Grand Haven couple will have to pay for disposing of their son’s pornography collection.

https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2020/12/son-wins-lawsuit-after-mom-throws-away-his-best-porno-mags.html

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:32:48 ecbe7f No.1537145

File: c962612a4a9f0df⋯.jpg (15.52 KB, 236x347, 236:347, 2a641c0ca8bdaf8175e36869e7….jpg)

WELL A BLESS MY HOLE

WHATS A WRONG WITH ME

I'M ITCHIN LIKE A MAN IN A FUZZY TREE

MY FRIENDS SAY IM ACTIN WILD AS A BUG

I'M IN LOVE

I'M ALL BRAPPED UP

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:34:21 00405e No.1537146

File: c69f30471211677⋯.jpg (63.95 KB, 996x682, 498:341, 1508576718990.jpg)

>>1537144

>His father said in an email: “Frankly, David, I did you a big favor getting rid of all this stuff.”

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:36:31 ecbe7f No.1537147

I'M GONNA STICK LIKE POO

YEAH YEAH

COS IM

STUCK ON YOU

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:38:46 ecbe7f No.1537148

I GOT THOSE

HUT TWO

THREE FOUR

OCCUPATION GI POOS

FROM MY GI HAT

TO THE HEELS OF MY GI SHOES

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:39:11 ecbe7f No.1537149

this is too addicting i'll stop now

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:40:38 a8fb5c No.1537150

File: 6ddca82edcade3b⋯.png (133.63 KB, 220x219, 220:219, ClipboardImage.png)

The pooster threw a party in the commode room

The parpy lass was there, and she began to poom

The lass was jumpin', and the lights began to swing

You should've heard them knocked out brapsniffers sing

Let's shart

Everybody, let's shart

Everybody in the whole loo block

Was dancin' to the Outhouse Rock

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:41:05 c471cb No.1537151

File: ec48ea7f0e2ea62⋯.jpg (402.66 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, presley_on_the_bog.jpg)

>this thread

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:42:04 6b370a No.1537152

File: 04c59a17dbd8bb5⋯.png (486.95 KB, 400x468, 100:117, ClipboardImage.png)

There must be rings burning hotter somewhere

Got to be turds splashing higher in a bowl more blue

If I can dream of a better land

Where all my brothers shart hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my dream come true

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:42:26 ecbe7f No.1537153

File: bb7ddaee99a79d7⋯.jpg (58.4 KB, 322x515, 322:515, 1385059335727.jpg)

>>1537150

fucksake

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:42:34 a8fb5c No.1537154

File: 243012e81f9b056⋯.png (84.49 KB, 2113x1744, 2113:1744, elvispepesly.png)

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:42:52 6b370a No.1537155

File: f5887f3ff0bb68e⋯.jpg (39.05 KB, 960x720, 4:3, ibrgg00tdep11.jpg)

>>1537150

>Outhouse Rock

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:44:08 ecbe7f No.1537156

>>1537152

lmao

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:44:32 e2b55a No.1537157

File: 87f8b9eec44d621⋯.jpg (201.85 KB, 1092x1600, 273:400, fat_elvis.jpg)

ironic given that the king was ultimately killed by an opioid-induced inability to poo

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:45:38 a8fb5c No.1537159

>>1537157

the jews did it tbh

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Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 21:45:49 1c8966 No.1537160

fresh

>>1537158

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Anonymous 12/18/20 (Fri) 22:20:35 6b370a No.1537915

poo

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Anonymous 12/18/20 (Fri) 22:24:18 ae203e No.1537921

What the fuck is happening lads why are there about 4 threads with no posts in them aaaaaaaaaaa

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Anonymous 12/18/20 (Fri) 22:26:26 abb4f2 No.1537923

STATE of u mongs

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