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beware the spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine)

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0f367f  No.1415836[View All]

Britain can't protect Hong Kong from China – but it can do right by its people

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jul/02/britain-hong-kong-from-china-beijing-freedom-uk

Epstein investigators 'want to talk to' Guinness family aristocrat who flew on infamous Lolita Express 32 times - following arrest of pedophile's ‘pimp’ Ghislane Maxwell

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8487581/Epstein-investigators-want-talk-Guinness-family-aristocrat.html

Police carry out spot checks on 'Leicester lepers' arriving at city's railway station as locked-down residents in Covid-hit city are banned from holiday parks, campsites and hotels

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8487675/Police-carry-spot-checks-Leicester-railway-station-second-lockdown.html

Putin mocks rainbow flag outside US embassy in Moscow and suggests it reflected on the diplomats' sexual orientation

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8487767/Putin-mocks-rainbow-flag-outside-embassy-Moscow.html

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fb5c24  No.1416516

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>puglad is ian beale poster

NOW NOW NOW CHARGE WE HAVE HIM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

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acf592  No.1416517

>>1416515

just turn it over.

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df12b7  No.1416518

>>1416511

Why do you have a cowboy hat?

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380547  No.1416519

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>>1416512

good lad

FRESH Q MUMMY DECONTEXTUALIZED QANCER

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9d9a73  No.1416520

puglad is only the 3rd or 4th worst poster on brit now

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df12b7  No.1416521

>>1416517

In my ethnostate only the missionary position is lawful.

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df12b7  No.1416522

>>1416520

I miss the fat horse riding guy. He effort posted.

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790740  No.1416523

>>1416519

if i hot dog her arsecheeks with my willy and it makes a Q shape will the white race be saved

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fb5c24  No.1416524

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>>1416514

I change pillow every 2 days

>>1416511

don't assume anything about me without knowing the full context, unless I am going somewhere or someone is coming to the house I will not shower except for every 10 days, but other than that I am completely clean

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acf592  No.1416525

>>1416521

based and natal pilled schizo persona

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fb5c24  No.1416526

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>>1416512

>tfw all those imaged were originally posted by me

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380547  No.1416527

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58bd11  No.1416528

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>>1416520

This, I am a respected /brit/ poster now

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df12b7  No.1416529

>>1416523

He happens to be proving that the democrats can't stage an effective protest. It's interesting, because in 2016 they could. Why do you think they can't disrupt events now?

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380547  No.1416530

the wignat incel and q milf synthesis will create the philosophers stone and save the white race

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74e6b1  No.1416531

>>1416514

its been months since i last changed the pillow and im still alive, why would it kill you smdh

>>1416520

………………………………………………….. tbh …………………………………………………..

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fb5c24  No.1416532

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can't imagine having sex with a lass tbh, too inside my head for it

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790740  No.1416533

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>shitline is a qtard aswell

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fb5c24  No.1416534

>>1416531

>its been months since i last changed the pillow

don't lump me in with this lad lads smh imagine the smell

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74e6b1  No.1416535

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df12b7  No.1416536

>>1416532

Fuck off enlightenment brainlet!

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790740  No.1416537

>>1416531

bacteria and buildup of dirt could cause your lungs to close up

do you cough a lot?

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58bd11  No.1416538

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Had a dream last night that I had a mixed race lass sucking me knob

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acf592  No.1416539

tbh you'e not doing it right if two thirds of your SSD or HDD space isn't devoted to hash named reaction images saved to bulk folders named "new folder".

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74e6b1  No.1416540

>>1416539

tbh thats the upside of having one big folder and not naming them, you will never save the same image twice

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58bd11  No.1416541

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tune tbh

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df12b7  No.1416542

>>1416533

You don't know what qposting looks like.

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74e6b1  No.1416543

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>>1416534

i dont smell bad tbf

>>1416537

i dont cough lad only when i choke on my own spit

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74e6b1  No.1416544

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df12b7  No.1416545

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df12b7  No.1416546

<not deleting all files that fail to spark joy

>clutter fears the samurai tradwife

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acf592  No.1416547

I'd like to think if they ever made an AI advanced enough to shitpost with us it'd just end up abandoning it's original programming and develop a heuristic algorithm for shitposting and saving reaction images.

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fb5c24  No.1416548

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>women

feel so immasculated and childish and out of my depth around them tbh

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fb5c24  No.1416549

>>1416544

everybody laughts until the chimp wigs out fully tbh

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df12b7  No.1416550

>>1416548

This is because you have not learned to commune with the gods. If you are catholic, pray to Mary & learn to visualize her. If you are not, get a photo of your grandmother when she was young, colorize it online, and learn to visualize her (as if she were alive, not frozen) in her youth.

By this method, you can eliminate all fear of women.

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380547  No.1416551

>>1416548

they are the childish ones and you probably pick up on that but the immasculation shit is real

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df12b7  No.1416552

>>1416544

fun.mp4

I hate fun tbh. I side with the monkey.

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b9e9d2  No.1416553

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fb5c24  No.1416554

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>>1416551

they have literally no respect for anybody who isn't a chad lad

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acf592  No.1416555

>>1416551

stop getting in the way of infantile russian 20 something s inn uniform. we can safely ogle them from here without the single kid and divorce case.

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df12b7  No.1416556

>>1416554

Look, if you're wanting sex, true enough, but his issue was fear. That can be overcome by visualization. I did this accidentally. I could also mention the use of mantra, but mantras are really for situations when you are surprised by difficulty. Since you already know about women, address the specific phobia.

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fb5c24  No.1416557

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>people who plan out the children they want over a period of years and treat it like a work chart and use mechanised methods like birth control to achieve that

utterly vile but thats 90% of women these days

>tfw she waits until she's a used up 30 year old hag before considering having children

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df12b7  No.1416558

Here is a simplified mantra, adapted for manliness, from Dune (you memorize and repeat it aloud, when possible, silently when not possible):

>I must not fear

>Fear is the mind-killer

>Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration

>I will face my fear

>And lure it into a snare

>And I will kill it.

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df12b7  No.1416559

Mantras are also effective at combatting pain.

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df12b7  No.1416560

>>1416557

Don't call her a hag. A 30 year old woman is a witch.

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df12b7  No.1416561

If you are compelled to action, or to inaction (being a lazy faggot), a mantra is a good bet. Odds are there are stresses at play.

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74e6b1  No.1416562

did 5 bedtime navy seals easy peasy tbh

night lads

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b9e9d2  No.1416564

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380547  No.1416565

>>1416557

women have minds like some kind of evil insect tbh

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298aa2  No.1416566

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