/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

This might've been a better quote.

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active. Show up more often.

Anime Tinder Neet here.

I figured I'd better take this seriously as it's probably the only chance I have of getting intimate with a girl. So I have taken the most good looking images I could of myself and left the description blank. We will see.

wow henlo

hi

>>4532

Good quote

>>4540

How are the quality of women on there, do they look like they are after casual sex?

>>4543

I feel that way sometimes. What kicked it off for you

>>4544

They looks fairly whore like but it's hard to say because of the way society is. They might be normal girls, normal for what our society has come to anyway.

>>4540

That's what I did when I had tinder as well, was talking to a few girls, I met up and smashed one of them eventually, she was a lot fatter than her pics but I didn't care

>>4547

Woke up and couldn't get back to sleep.

>>4543

Stay strong for us please NEET.

I do not think I will go back to bed. Since I'm up now I think I will stay up and go out early to do my NEET shop.

I am currently sorting out and organising all the images I have saved over the last nine months or so. If I get far enough into it, that NEET Hairy Legs folder might actually become a reality.

>>4524

Song is 14. Ten'yawan'ya [てんやわんや], from the Kemono Friends OST.

>>4552

Are you using Hydrus? >>>/hydrus/

>>4553

>What do you NEETs think of stoicism?

That first belief, that's about having an internal locus of control rather than an external one, a change I made that made me much happier about my >tfw no gf situation. Can recommend. The rest of it I don't generally do, but it seems pretty good to me,

>>4555

Morning!!!

>>4555

Morning.

>>4559

>yellow cum

>>4557

>>4556

>>4558

Good morning NEETs. Lovely weather where I am.

>>4556

Good morning to you too.

>>4554

>Are you using Hydrus?

No I had never heard of it. It looks a bit complicated. I think I will stick to the old fashioned way for now. I kind of enjoy the process of organising everything. It takes a lot of time but it is not like I have anything better to do.

I am back from my NEET shop. I stayed strong and didn't buy any junk. The only food I bought was a small tin of pink salmon, some Lebanese cucumbers and some bananas.

I had a bit of an awkward incident at Woolies on my NEET shop this morning. I was at the self check out and the staff woman who was monitoring it was chatting to another customer (someone she knew) and then she said goodbye to her, and then she said "And how are you today?" and I didn't know if she was talking to me or still talking to the person she knew so I didn't say anything, and there was silence and then she said "I'm fine everything is good" to herself - like she was mocking me for not answering her but the only reason I didn't answer her was because I wasn't sure she was talking to me. Apparently she was. Anyway she wandered off and I finished my checkout and left without saying anything.

There was spaghetti everywhere.

>>4567

I was too embarrasses to ask. I just wanted to get out of there.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/01/16/18/35/cannabis-plants-stolen-from-police-at-guarded-crime-scene?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

lol police

>>4569

I am no fan of criminals, but that is pretty ballsy stuff. I have to admire it.

>>4563

>>4562

>>4558

>>4556

>>4555

Good morning NEETs, hope you slept well.

>>4570

I think you'll find those guarding it had something to do with its theft…

>>4570

It's a pretty big fuck up that they could not maintain the integrity of the scene. It is probably going to have a positive impact for the guy charged with growing it when it's in court.

>>4572

Nah it would be way too obvious. They would be busted for sure.

>>4573

I'm sure the system will happily send him down based on a few photos.

>>4566

Painful moment, you couldn't've even fixed it as explaining yourself would just be even more spaghetti.

>>4571

Good morning. unfortunately I did not sleep well. I slept on my arm and now my shoulder aches like heck.

>>4576

The judge isn't going to be happy that they couldn't collect the evidence. How much he was growing would impact the sentence, is he a grower or just a user? Unless we have specific details on the plants grown he could raise reasonable doubt in the case

>>4577

Yes, you understand the depth of the predicament I was in. there was no option but to keep silent and just trudge out of there. Looks like I will have to boycott that particular store for at least a month now.

My video is uploaded.

It's a little bit longer than the other two. You might need headphones but I don't know. The last 5-10 mins are pretty good imo.

But, yeah… Video number three

>>4582

You could try and edge for the duration of the video…

>>4583

He'll hear me mention monk and the rest of the time he'll be cleaning his monitor.

>>4566

>she said "I'm fine everything is good" to herself

At that point, fuck it, it's her spaghetti.

Normie social skills are a meme, they really just boil down to being quick witted every once in a while and, the rest of the time, loudly asserting stuff until everyone goes along with it (i.e. "holding frame"). There's the occasional empathetic and tactful person or competent manipulative sociopath but they're rare.

Well lads looks like the crypto meme might finally be all over.

>>4585

top kek you are the one that needs to clean his monitor after someone mentions Monk.

Back from another splendid NEETwalk, feels good man.

>>4589

Sorry for the slow reply, I couldn't find the baby wipes.

Please spoiler these types of posts in the future.

>>4590

It truly is the best way to start the day.

>>4588

>tfw not impressed

>tfw it's already 10 o'clock

>>4594

Only in the bad states.

>>4595

shut up perth

>>4595

…it's only that in one state.

I don't like what you're implying.

>>4597

he was shitting on every state currently >= 10.00

which leaves WA and QLD I think

>>4598

I'm pretty sure SA is the only state that has our time zone as NT and Qld dont do Day Light Savings and NSW, Vic and Tas are in a different timezone.

Morning

>>4586

Normal people believe all kinds of shit based on superstition, TV, and things their parents told them. Most normal people conversation revolves around trying to prove how smart you are, preferably at the expense of someone else. If you are bored, challenge one of them and hold your frame. They usually fold after about five seconds.

>>4604

Morning mate.

>>4606

How's it been NEETy

>>4601

You should talk about whatever you feel like. The more you share your inner self the more of a connection people will feel with you. Maybe you are scared of that. If so you should work to get over it.

One thing you can do is tell stories from your childhood and adolescence. It doesn't have to be heavy shit. Just stuff you remember for whatever reason.

>>4607

I have been going pretty good thanks. How are things with you?

I had no clean underwear so I slept nude, I got no sleep last night.

>>4587

What happened?

>>4605

>Would you like a bag NEETo?

<Do you know who invented the cash register Stacey?

>>4590

Best way to keep the legs up

>>4609

It's been ok haven't been doing much as I'm in between places atm so I'm at my parents house

>>4608

Ah, ok. I'll try and include some stories like that if I think they might relate with what I'm talking about in some way. I want to keep them fairly ambiguous as to keep anonymous.

>>4610

Does that mean you have no clean sheets neither now?

>>4615

No, I just couldn't settle.

>>4611

Oh NEETo that's James Ritty

Now who discovered autism

>>4614

I agree you should stay anonymous and I do so myself when I interact here. But I am not so worried about it as you. Why does it scare you so much?

>>4616

I really like this story

>>4618

…I did.

Sorry for talking Stacey.

>>4619

I don't know really, if there was someone here lurking who knew me, just from the stuff I've posted already someone could work out who I am and that troubles me greatly.

>>4614

I'm a paranoid fuck like you

When I'm telling stories I would probably lie about where it was like if it happened in Sydney I'd say Brisbane just things like that

>>4621

Have a wank NEETo

>>4623

At the register?

>>4624

Yes

>>4621

And what would happen if someone identified you? Probably nothing. It is not like you are posting your dick pics here or talking shit about your gf or anything like that.

>>4626

>your gf

It's a little bit that, I'd hate for one of the narkyNEETs to harass her and I'm a bit more open here than I am irl and if my youtube was somehow linked I guess my family would pay me out and ask questions.

>>4627

You don't need to be ashamed of having a life and being yourself.

>>4581

>garden

>"These have been watered this morning"

What would you have done if you ran into the gardener during filming?

>>4610

Pretty much all cryptos are down 30-50%, seems like a lot of normies are buying in and exchanges are cracking down.

>>4628

Yes you do

>>4628

I know I shouldn't and being on this new, more comfy and accepting board has allowed me to become a bit more open.

>>4629

I think the ute that I saw was him. He drove past as I was walking out, I gave him a wave but he didn't stop (which was good - I just wanted him to know I wasn't a vandal or something). When I was filming the house he was in the vineyard in a tractor. I don't think he liked me there, might've been because of the dog and he thought he might shit in his garden.

>>4632

I don't agree with a lot of what you said about psychology but at the moment I can't be bothered going through the video and transcribing it to respond in a text post.

I like the stuff around 22 mins in, the self-improvement talk, how everyone wants to be a slack cunt but it's balanced against doing shit for other people

>>4547

I got a match, what are you supposed to say to them?

>>4633

Thanks for watching, I like that you voice your opinion on shit that I said.

That was what I hoping for, I don't expect people agree with everything.

>>4626

Clean stove here, I wouldn't really care if someone I knew irl connected me to here. My parents are so separated from online shit over than Facebook. I've had multiple conversations with different family members about what I do online, they assume I just play videogames but I don't at all, I just say I like to hang out on a few forums, but really I'm talking about chans. Just thinking of me trying to explain the neet general to mum or something is hilarious to me fucking kek

>>4553

It's pretty good, I try and adhere to these principles as much as possible.

>>4634

"OMG my cat just made the weirdest sound!"

>>4634

Something like "hi" and make a comment about their bio, such as "nice photo" "where was that taken" or "so you say your'e interested in x, tell me about that" Other than that remember to end everyone of your messages with an open ended question and change the subject if things start to run out of steam

>>4634

"Send me explicit pictures of your genitals immediately or I will dox and SWAT you, this isn't a request nor is it an optional thing."

>>4634

Talk to them like normal, just starting with "hey" is what I did 98% of the time. You need to not be boring though, most bitches won't give you the time of day though, you have to walk a thin line between not being desperate and not being too aloof, shits fucked for guys when it comes to tinder

>>4636

>hey son I found this site that you go on a lot

>they talk about big poos and Dan Murphy

>what's with that

>>4639

I'll try.

>>4641

I legitimately don't know how to talk to people normal.

>>4643

Talk like you do to us

>>4643

Just start with hey, how's it going? Act interested in her, ask her how her day was and shit, whenever I was asked by someone on there what I was doing on the weekend I'd either say no plans yet or I'm winging it or if it was the next day I'd just say I'm having a quiet one. Realistically I'm a shut in so I hardly ever have any plans to do anything haha

Also, they don't know anything about you so you have heaps of room to make up shit about yourself and what you're doing with life

>>4646

tell them you're a vag doctor

>how to tinder talk

Look at the conversations here

https://relationshiphero.com/convos?firstGender=male&secondGender=female

and see the difference between the C-grade ones that never end up in a date vs the A-grade ones that do.

>>4644

Hey babe, have a wank. Finished? Have a shit.

>tfw have to move out and find a place to live by the 4th of February

>just over 2 weeks away

>>4581

Very comfy, great to see places like that are still being looked after.

>>4654

>>4653

More brilliance.

>>4650

Are you going to get your own place or try and find a share house?

>>4651

There's a few places sort of similar to that that are being kept good but not many. They need a family or a business or a station to keep them good and not many people can afford/care enough to keep it good.

I can't believe they still have services there every week. It's fantastic.

>>4657

I bet it is a pozzed left wing church now.

>>4654

I remember the rabbit from that movie, I think I watched it in year 8 or year 9 during English class.

My biggest memory is one of the rabbits jumping through the air then getting torn to pieces and having it's eye bleed to the teacher's horror kek

I miss a lot of those 90s animated kids movies, I recall a lot of ones with animals hiding and escaping, roaming through the countryside, very comfy.

>>4658

Doubtful, all the pozz churches are in the capital cities and even then only really inner suburbs imo.

I remember visiting some family in regional NSW and being a bit shook at the bishop guy or whatever he was called dropping mild red-pills, maybe it's always like that and that was just because it was my first time going to church.

>>4661

lolis most certainly are NOT allowed.

>>4661

Isn't 4am full of NEETs anyhow?

>>4664

I think that clown is trying to use a meme designed for some other board I have no idea about. He probably thinks it is funny.

>>4665

I've only been there a couple times (I might be thinking of 2am) and it seemed sort of like an anime board.

Bloody hot in SA today.

>>4667

Went without lunch to avoid going outside.

>>4667

My house is still cool, but it is hot outside. Wearing trackies and socks right now.

>>4656

I don't have the income to afford my own place, being a casual my weekly earnings aren't static, I've got to find another sharehouse

>>4670

I'm wearing yesterdays undies.

>>4671

You mentioning it is giving me the jitters, zinger stacker box with a mountain dew sounds pretty good right about now.

>>4672

What sort of people do you want to live with? Would you be okay with Pajeets?

>>4674

Very comfy. I enjoy wildlife but these fucking possums here at my place though…

>>4671

good work chadley

>>4673

>I'm wearing yesterdays undies

You know the thought of half-clothed grotty NEETs excites me a little bit.

>>4678

you can get at least 4 goes out of your underdoos: frontwards, backwards, inside-out frontwards, inside-out backwards

>>4674

Nawww, that's great.

>>4674

Do all rabbits have ears that big or is it just me?

>>4681

Their ears usually lie flat, but that bunny has an ear erection.

>>4681

I have the impression that they get more elongated with age.

>>4682

It probably noticed me moving around to get the camera..

>>4684

Yes it is hard to sneak up on them. they are very wary.

>>4675

I want to live with chill people that will be fine with me living in my room, internets a must and a ceiling fan would be nice. I've never lived with pajeets but if they don't be loud at night or something I don't see why not

>>4686

Have you considered moving back to Qld?

>>4686

I have a friend who lived with a few Chinese students and he said that worked out really well for him. He hardly ever saw them and they couldn't speak much of each others languages so he rarely talked to them.

>>4687

Mums asked me that before and my answer is no, I didn't have any friends when I was there and the place is fucking dead for work, I have a job here and m8s I can hang out with and depend on, I'm also close to home so I can drive home when I get a few day's off, I'm much happier here

>>4686

I've lived with one– he was kicked out of the sharehouse in less than a month. Imagine a more chauvinist Leb. And skited on $2000 of bond+rent; we found out he borrowed the bond from one of the girls he was dominating over.

>>4689

Sounds like you are doing pretty good.

>>4689

That's really good to hear, especially the friends you can depend on bit.

>>4690

>he borrowed the bond from one of the girls he was dominating over.

Was she Indian too?

>>4693

Nope, a rather gormless white girl desperate for friends– someone who can't tell the difference between Love/Friendship and Love-Bombing.

The prick Indian guy then forced the housemates on the lease (I wasn't one) to sign a stat-dec to say they wouldn't pursue the debt before he'd sign-off as a leaseholder on the place.

From all that, it's my impression that Indian Males are raised like they're little fucking Kings of the Land and all who reside upon it.

Next door, there was an undergrad Jewish guy who was a full-on Programmed Zionist… but that's another story.

tfw broke one of mummybot's glasses

I am a sorry thirsty NEET

>>4690

I've become good m8s with a Indian bloke who used to be a guard at a liquorland I've worked at, he speaks fluent English, he wants me to sign up with cricket haha. I've tried explaining how uncoordinated I am but he thinks I'd be good at it

>>4695

Accidents happen anon. The important thing is that you were unharmed. That is all mummybot cares about.

>>4696

When I was in year 8-9 (I think) my best friend was an Indian. He was a good influence on me, all my other mates would act cool by being funny buggers in class whereas he'd tell me to concentrate (At the end of the year the whole class signed each others school uniforms and that's all he wrote on mine).

His parents were both doctors, His Dad was a neurosurgeon and his Mum was an anesthesiologist.

They ended up moving back to India because due to their professions and because they were so highly trained they got more money there. I thought that was weird but I think they had to settle for lesser roles because there are less hospitals here or something, I don't really know.

His Mum used to go to India once every couple of months and get a snack thing that he used to call "mixture", she ended up only getting the one with no peanuts because I can't eat them and he used to have to go through it and take them out.

I went to a church youth group with him too.

He was a good friend but when I left that school I started drinking more and being more reckless, I saw him a couple times after and he went to the effort of getting in contact with me a few years after but I never reciprocated the act. Haven't talked to him in over 10 years.

We used to play cricket at lunch and recess and quiz each other on the periodic scale. Like he'd say what is "W" and I'd say tungsten and shit like that.

>>4698

You should try and reach out to him, having such a good friend is special m8. He won't judge you, it's good to have a lifeline if things get tough, just someone to talk to helps

I took some liquor from mombots cupboard

I hope they don't notice

>>4672

I found a unit that's cheaper than a sharehouse

>>4702

Are they hash browns

>>4702

that's a big boi meal

>>4701

Is it a shithole? What's your rent?

Ahhhhhh!

for fucks sake, i'm going to have to hire a new escort to get the image of that old one out of my head

>>4699

Maybe, I looked him up a few years ago and he was in a uni/college. I think he was becoming an engineer of some kind.

>>4702

That's a lot of hash browns. The ones that come in a box and the ones that come in a bag if I'm not mistaken?

>>4706

The cycle begins

>>4671

>No money means no way to eat bad food.

That's pretty much my life

>>4706

Save a bit more and get a good one.

>>4705

A bit, I haven't moved in yet so I don't know, but it'll probably be better than that gook and pajeet infested sharehouse I lived in before

$150

I couldn't be friends with a non-white, I don't think.

>>4706

What do you mean?

>>4703

Yeah

>>4704

I'm working on my gut

>>4708

The thin ones are aldi ones, I had a few left over and the square ones are birds eye. I ordered a pack of the cheap coles ones and when they delivered them I got a pack of the ones in a box and a bag of them, both birds eye because they had run out of the coles ones.

I think the bagged ones are the same as the boxed ones.

>>4713

Depends on the non white for me

Probably not a nigger or any chink with an accent but I've had a flip mate in the past

>>4715

why is one broken

>>4694

Did he eat a lot of Bagels

>>4717

For easy eating and i can spread them apart for somewhere to hold.

Birds eye thought of everything.

>>4719

what do you mean by this

>>4717

a half for each pocket for later noms

>>4715

How do you cook them? I bought a pack of them years ago and cooked them in the oven. They were shit. I haven't bought a deep fryer because I'm 100% sure it'll be the catalyst for me to turn into a hugely obese cunt

>>4722

If I bought a deep fryer I'd be eating like 6 schnitzels a day followed by a fried mars bars or something.

>>4720

I spread the two broken bits apart so I could hold the tray while putting them in

>>4722

I have a deep fryer but they get too oily and that many would have heaps of oil that would make my gut feel weird

I have the oven at 200 and I dont look at the time, I'll flip them at some point and take them out when they look ready. The time they write on the packet isn't long enough for them fo go crunchy.

>>4724

220 I mean.

>>4727

need a pajeet holocaust

>>4724

oh

>>4727

Pajeets really are creepy fuckers.

Went to grab my dick and loosen it from my undies and I pinched my nut.

I used the same force I would've had used on my dick.

Feels like I just got sack-tapped, it's making me weak at the knees.

>>4727

Dare I say /ourpajeet/

>>4727

I bet that's what NEETo's tinder account looks like.

>>4727

https://archive.fo/7eUx6

https://archive.fo/d4m67

this is the absolute last!

plus I only stayed half an hour last time so another half an hour brings the cost to roughly what i was going to spend anyway

>>4735

What?

>>4736

prosti NEET I think?

My whole bodies fucked after watching that band last night, there were a lot of low t neckbeards there and terrible opening bands. I got a mean look from the guitarist of one of the opening bands outside when I yelled out that they were shit each time they finished a song.

>>4738

>I yelled out that they were shit each time they finished a song.

You can be a real meanie NK

>>4738

Once years ago at an intimate venue with an accoustic performer. I waited until everybody was silent and the next song was about to start and said "Like Johnny Cash… only shit" to a friend. Unfortunately I was drunk and I kind of shouted it out and everybody laughed except the performer.

>>4737

yeah, i have to get the image of the other one out my mind, she can't be the only girl i've slept with

>>4742

wats taters precious

>>4739

The music truly was shit, I had to go outside so I wouldn't have to listen to it.

Me and my friend were smoking a spliffy around the corner and this beta looking guy was standing at the end looking at us like he wanted to join in but was too insecure ask

>>4741

shoulda tried pissing inside her cavenous vagoo

>>4740

I just get drunk and do whatever I want, I used to throw people out of the way and start fights to get to the front. Security can't to much because they can't even get to you

>>4745

Alternatively, do what the narrator of Dostoyevsky's Notes From Underground does with his.

>>4744

What kind of gig was it?

>>4747

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notes_from_Underground#Part_2:_%22Apropos_of_the_Wet_Snow%22

>>4748

Went to see mayhem, the last show they played was a lot better and there wasn't so many faggots there

Went to a rock and roll concert last night.

My mum dropped me off and some of the cool kids saw her kiss me goodbye so that was the start of the terrible night.

I went in and everyone was yelling and the music was too load, I really felt insecure being there. A lot of people were drinking.

I started having a panic attack so I went out side to get some fresh air and this guy I had seen pushing people in the concert was out there going drugs with another person.

I was flabbergasted. He gave me this menacing look like the ones you see from evil anime characters before they cut to after the rape scene.

I felt my palms getting real sweaty but I couldn't call home because my step dad would yell at me for "not being a normal kid" and doing normal social stuff and the way he the evil anime man doing drugs didn't care about the security guards I guessed he was friends with them.

Truly a terrible night. I didn't get home til one o'clock and that is well past my usual bedtime and I was all cold.

Never again.

>>4751

Kek

>>4751

How old are you?

I promise no bully for one post if you're underage :^)

>>4751

Is this new pasta? Good job, NEET.

>>4753

I think he was shitposting

>>4727

lol, it's women complaining about free food.

>>4757

why don't you tell her that

>>4753

Are you autistNEET?

>>4758

That would probably make her even more mad and make my situation worse at this point

>>4759

no that's me

>>4760

if she doesn't understand then let her know

worst comes to worse you can fake having Autism and get on the DSP and move out or something

>>4754

It'd only work in relation to NK going to a gig.

>>4761

>even the gen autist got it

>>4763

obviously it's fake because us neets hate music

>>4758

>>4757

it's the "playing the victim" part that makes that hard. as soon as she detects it's anything "against" her, she's gonna start playing the victim. so if he tells her she's not helping by yelling and she's actually doing the opposite she'll play the victim and it'll get worse. that's how women argue, it's always a battle, not a conversation. what he needs to do is empathize with her, then slowly and cautiously explain how her behavior isn't helping in a very emphatic manner. always be "understanding". you know she worries about you, etc. etc. but you can't just change everything overnight, etc. make it a long conversation and never raise your voice. if you become too loud not even on purpose, maybe she's just cutting in and you wanna finish what you're saying, you'll immediately transform the conversation into a battle. if it goes well, help her with something after that. do a chore or two, help make dinner, whatever. don't just leave to your room. it'll leave a better taste in her mouth. good luck.

>>4764

?

A lot of us like music.

>>4765

Tell her to not play the fucking victim before you say it then and not to yell either

>>4766

no loud noises hurt our autistic ears

>>4768

Maybe you just haven't found any you like.

Fucking hell I'm using this W10 laptop and it's so difficult

I just want to find the fucking Calculator

>>4765

Thank you for this advice, I think we can all take from it in terms of dealing with mummybot

>>4769

When I went through a phase where music was getting repetitive and everything sounded too visceral I used to listen to this, usually after I took my meds and just sat in the bath.

>>4772

Are you into any other ambient?

>>4772

I didn't take meds because mumbot was against them

>>4774

Nah, not really. Mostly because I don't know much.

That friend who I said I just let fall out of contact yesterday or whenever I was talking about it used to make ambient music (as well as other electronica). We used to be in a band together and he taught himself drums while listening to Venetian Snares.

He used to show me various ambient electronic stuff but I wasn't really into it at the time.

>>4775

Do you think you worked yourself out without them?

>>4777

Probably, I was doing fine until I started Drinking

>>4779

not now

>>4779

I am missing Dans Sweet Nectar

I think next time I'm able I'll buy a slab of Boags or Coopers

Howdy neets. Just got accepted into uni again.

>>4782

I don't like apps

I drink to avoid them

>>4786

What happened?

>>4786

Who by? A customer or a colleague? If a colleague, don't quit, fuck 'em up.

>>4784

I love you, Dan

>>4786

You might be able to get on compo.

>>4783

You dun goofed

>>4786

Don't be a softcunt and quit because someone said a mean word

Now if they raped you that'd be another story but they didn't

>>4791

I'd like to think that book just contains pictures of Dan Murphey

come on, verbal abuse neet. i keep waiting for the update

Just had some Maggi Korean Spicy Beef

>>4784

Double degree in science and arts. Gonna celebrate by listening to music and crying myself to sleep every night for the next month before semester starts.

>>4797

>before semester starts.

How are you going to get to sleep then?

>>4794

>>4787

>>4788

>>4795

I work in produce at coles. My department manager was very irritable today. He lost his shit when I fucked up wrapping just a few of the watermelons in the batch I was cutting up. 'dumb cunt' 'fat fucking retard' 'do you have any brains at all?' was the worst of it. I didn't stick up for myself like the pathetic meek doormat I am. I'm particularly shaken up because it was such a massive over reaction. We had been on good terms prior.

>>4793

What should I do?

>>4786

>>4801

Do you feel that you can hold on while you find another job?

>>4801

Document everything as exactly as you can.

Contact Fairwork Australia first thing tomorrow.

Then the media.

>>4799

>>4801

>what should I do?

have a wank

>>4801

Tell your regional manager.

That's fucked. That isn't telling you off for doing a shit job, that's attacking your character.

>>4801

Tell him "I've got Autism blz no bulli"

>>4801

Do this >>4803 and get on compo for anxiety and depression related to abuse, maybe even sue them for a few mill.

>>4803

Also record EVERY phone call and interraction with anybody from Coles from this point forward.

do this >>4808 if you know that he's done it to other people and you can convince them to get somewhat involved. mention money to them

>>4742

Hash browns are garbage food but those look okay.

>>4811

it probably smelt like rancid cum or in otherwords like our cumdies

>>4811

What more do you want, mate? He stuck his finger in her dry pussy and then threw his hotdog down her hallway. She then told him niggers have bigger dicks and she loves arab cock.

>>4812

you take that back

>>4803

Yes to documentation.

>>4809

CHECK THE LAW FOR YOUR STATE BEFORE DOING THIS.

>>4812

I gave my dog the aldi ones, if I didnt have two types to compare they would've been ok but they were shit compared to birds eye

>>4786

Neets only pls>>4816

>16

>>>4803

>Yes to documentation.

yeah you cant record calls without consent outside of bogainia aka QLD

>>4820

u dun id now

>>4816

Wiretap laws don't apply IF YOU ARE ONLY RECORDING THE CALL OR CONVERSATION FOR YOUR **OWN** RECORDS. A judge can then approve the release of said record.

>>4820

time to start a bum folder

I will sleep on it neets. Taking things further could be a long ordeal but might be better for me than just walking away. I'm kind of anxious about my parents finding out I got abused, it would just make them worry and me seem more pathetic. My uncle is the store manager so I can't escalate things without them finding out I guess.

>>4824

Tell your parents and your uncle. What that cunt did is not OK under any circumstances.

If you'd done it, you'd have been out on your arse today.

>>4783

Well done mate.

>>4825

not only tell people, but email too - if shit hits the fan in fair work, your story is strengthened by papertrail

>>4783

good job neet. What you studying? Turns out I didn't get kicked out last year like I thought so I was thinking about doing 1 unit. Clinical psych wasn't as big as a witch doctor as I thought she would have been and has been super useful i even made it to woolies during the wagecucks lunchbreaks without dropping my spaghetti and fleeing

>>4801

You definitely shouldn't quit. He was in the wrong. Complain to management about him bullying you.

Coles would fucking shit if they though Fullchan was backing you m8

>>4830

*thought

>>4824

If your Uncle doesn;'t have your back he's not even family.

>>4818

Birds eye, aye.

>>4832

I'm a complete fuckup, but an uncle to two little girls. If somebody wronged them they'd fucking die.

>>4830

bravo neet

>>4822

This is the case for my state. I was unsure about the others. Thank you.

>>4836

This applies to all states other than qld - where you can record and use the recording without consent or knowledge

>>4838

Cool.

>>4840

>frustration and disappointment

>>4841

What don't you like Big Dick?

>>4820

Seems like a pretty nice bum but it is hard to tell for sure. Not the best photography I have ever seen.

>>4805

This

>>4842

Yeah he is pretty good but sometime you just want to be shocked and horrified by a hairy NEET penis.

Just got up from my afternoon nap.

>>4840

>wood

>>4843

The rash I was meant to show is hardly visible too, I got distracted by thoughts of frustrated and disappointed NEETs.

>>4845

You asked for a dick pic and I gave you one

Most people don't have the courtusey

>>4849

What caused the rash?

>>4846

I had a little nap too, missed the last bit of Keeping Up Appearances' last episode.

I'm watching the outtakes now and they're pretty funny.

>>4851

I think not washing for a couple days and when I was gardening some grass or something might've rubbed there. Might also be these new undies. I got six new pairs and have been wearing them for the past few days.

>>4852

I'm sure wikipedia has a second-by-second episode synopsis if you really need to know what happened.

>>4854

I re-watched from where I was up to.

>>4853

Did you wash the new undies before you wore them? My Mummybot always insists on washing new underdoos before they can be worn.

>>4856

Nah I didn't, that might be it because I've had a couple showers since gardening and changed and the rash is still there.

>>4853

What brand are those undies?

>>4856

You should wash all clothes and towels, bedding etc before you first use them. They get soaked in all sorts of chemicals before being sold.

>>4859

Yes Mummybot.

>>4858

Alpha.

>>4859

They get soaked in cum

>>4861

I would feel more comfortable in beta brand undies. I would feel like a fraud wearing alpha.

>>4862

My bum doesn't seem to like it.

>>4863

Maybe that's the issue for me too.

>>4865

That's a paddlin

>>4865

Everyone else has.

If you had an air rifle or a bow you could have bunny stew and nobody would know…

>>4869

Are you outside or taking pics through a window? They get pretty close.

>>4869

Very nice. Do you live in a rural area?

>>4867

I don't understand your references.

>>4870

I loved rabbit stew as a kid.

>>4873

It was a reddit tier reference.

>>4875

That was a low blow, cunt.

>>4875

Was that the same as the potato reference? I didn't understand that neither.

>>4877

That was from Lord of the Rings movies. Fuck.

(I was responsible for both)

>>4877

It's a Simpsons reference

>>4871

Through the window, while sitting at the computer. Comfy is a good word for it.

>>4872

Outskirts of Newcastle… Adjoining bushland.

>>4880

>Through the window

I was thinking as much, I see them occasionally out at cemeteries and shit and I cant get anywhere near that close.

I also have the dog so that doesn't help as he chases them.

>>4865

I let go yesterday, the remaining NEETs there are as grumpy and resentful as ever.

>>4881

what breed of dog do you have

>>4878

I won't hold it against you.

Keep posing them, just because I don't get it doesn't mean all the NEETs here wont.

>>4884

Aight.

Everybody ignored the Dostoyevsky stuff earlier. I think the other bookNEET might still be on the other board.

>>4882

I feel a little responsible for it all tbh with the "free monk" fiasco and now I still cant let go.

I'm lurking there less and less now though. Wont be long.

>>4883

Blue heeler.

>>4878

I didn't realise that quote was from the LOTR movies (garbage). I thought you were quoting from the book.

>>4887

This is a bully free zone.

>>4887

I can't hear you over your black cock gurgling

>>4888

It's not, it's a simpsons reference

>>4891

Sven please stop sucking Jamal's cock, it isn't good for you

>>4894

Yes Sweden I know you are, you just love sucking black cock all day long like the Homo you are

>>4892

I was talking about the taters reference. Sam cooked a brace of coneys in Ithilien.

>>4896

ah

I shouldn't've posted about /aus/. Two new posts appeared there.

I'll stop mentioning it.

>>4899

Good man. It is best it dies now.

>>4899

I was one of those posters

>>4898

I forgive you and I hope you come back and post soon.

We all hope you realise you don't need to be edgy here and can drop your guard and just be real, in whatever way that applies to you.

>>4898

Sven please stop sucking Jamal's cock, he's about to shoot you because he has already cummed, please for your own safety

>>4902

He's a Sweede though, which mean he's like a Finn but gay

>>4886

that sounds like a nice doggo

hope the doggo is serving you well and you feed the doggo and walk the doggo

>>4905

u wot m8

>>4905

So is your Vodka tbh, only Goon will do

>>4905

>tfw no gf

What has caused this influx of foreigners all of a sudden?

>>4906

I just fed him anzac biscuits and hashbrowns.

I took him out yesterday, it's too hot today.

>>4909

nah

>>4911

I bet it's /animus/

And it's probably partially my fault because I reconised them as such

>>4913

>I just fed him anzac biscuits and hashbrowns.

animal abuse

>>4913

How old is doggo?

>>4913

good cunt, I hope he liked it, and make sure he has plenty of water

My doggo has a big troth of water she likes to go in when after walks

>>4911

I heard somone here was sucking nigger cocks

>>4918

I'm not lying, I'm sitting

>>4919

We admire a good bulge here, but no-one actually sucks any cocks.

>>4919

That's just you Sven

>>4921

Only the Melbourne ones, yes Monk even you

>>4923

No this is the Australian NEET Gen

>>4869

Post more bunnies. I wish I had some kind of wildlife around me other that fucking birds. Suburbs were a mistake

>>4917

I gave him a timtam yesterday btw if you are the NEET that lost his dog i'm really sorry but I know how to treat my dog well and I know what he can and cant handle, when you (if it is you) posted that, that hit me pretty hard too

>>4916

12 or 13 but he's still going pretty strong, I've had him for most of the time. He was my dads for a bit then mine, then his again, now he's been mine for the past 5 or so years.

>it was when I moved out then when dad worked in the mines.

>>4917

Yeah he's always well fed and watered, he lives inside and I have a pretty big backyard.

The neighbours chuck over leftovers for him too.

He has a good life.

>>4930

Wherever you come from already has that though.

This is /ausneets/.

We are what we are.

>>4931

Sounds like a good well-loved doggo.

>>4933

…oh, you're one of them.

Here, i'll start. But I can't do everything for you!

>>4933

Yeah, they're doing nothing but sulking! They need to talk about 2d, and anime a bit too.

>>4934

We don't have boys bare asses where we come from, that's very gay isn't it?

>>4936

N-NO!

>>4931

>I gave him a timtam

You Fucking WHAT

And yes I am that Anon, Buster was a good cunt and now our other doggo is alone in her kennel

>>4937

Do you not approve of homosexuality?

Why is that?

>>4930

We have Dan Murphey's

I don't think you have Dan Murphey's in Canada

>>4938

Anime is gay.

Cartoons are for kids.

>>4939

You literally have to feed them a whole bucket of chocolate for it to harm them. It is just a meme.

>>4940

Because I was raped when I was 6, we've gone over this already

>>4939

I thought so, that's why I mentioned it.

I'm sorry about buster.

>>4933

This is the australian neet board, get out swecuck

>>4937

t.faggot

>>4938

>one faggot posts his ass

>MUH WHOLE BOARD IS GAY HURRR

Stupid leaf. Reported.

>>4943

I still don't want you to risk harming your doggo

>>4944

You're turning your trauma into a meme.

Eh, if it helps.

>>4948

Skiddadle >>>/aus/

>>4945

That's ok, he lived a long and happy life and honestly did more than any of us on our board

I mean who here will have a Child let alone 54, and not have to deal with raising any of them

>>4953

A black man.

>>4952

>Snow

Jokes on you I live in the one part of the country where it snows

>>4954

Bravo you canadian Jew

>>4952

>We don't have arabs and blacks either.

missing out tbh

>>4955

There's nothing wrong with being gay friendo.

Excruciating aboriginal bowel movement

>>4960

At least you admit it

>>4960

We've been through this you fucking cunt, 6 years old, remember

>>4961

Don't try and trick us, we all know Steven Harper

>>4962

nice

>>4963

You came here without understanding the board culture and the culture of our previous board and just presumed that we are like the rest of the chans hating niggers, ragheads and faggots.

We weren't denying it.

>>4968

Big black niggers

>>4968

If you only knew.

>>4969

Silly Canadian, Mormons and Jews are the same thing, I mean have you ever seen a Mormon and a Jew in the same place, no because neither exists just like Canada

BO. As much I hate the idea, I think you need to clean up the garbage.