/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I haven't had a good night's sleep in over 5 years.

>>3785

Have you tried sleeping pills?

>>3778

While you're in the /pol/ phase it seems so important and so easy to look down on people for not knowing the ins and outs of our interconnected societies and whatever.

Now that I'm getting over it I'm seeing that it never meant a thing. That information has no real life application apart from small talk with like minded people. There's no real point to knowing any of it.

>>3788

No

>>3790

Maybe something for you to consider.

>>3781

I got it sorted now but it made me jump when the steam came out and it spluttered hot water about the place.

>>3782

>Good Night's Sleep

Sometimes I get confused with words like that, should it be a plural?

Is that a plural?

>>3787

I will need her phone number and at least six recent pictures taken from various angles before I make any hiring decision.

>>3793

It is a possessive. The sleep is good and belongs to the night.

>>3793

No we are only talking about one night's sleep.

>>3792

That would be far too much excitement for me in the morning.

>>3799

It's called an apostrophe, the comma is the one below

Yeah it should. It can be plural and possessive at the same time though, and then you put it after the "s". So this thread is the NEETs' gen, because it's a general that belongs to multiple NEETs. If it belonged to a single NEET then it would be the NEET's gen.

>>3798

It was, I'm still waking up and I'm on my second coffee. Before my first one I'm like a zombie.

It's fucked my plans up, I was supposed to volunteer today and I had a dsp job appointment but I didn't remember until about 1:30 last night so I didn't get a decent sleep and after the coffee episode I'm not going.

I'll call them up to reschedule.

>>3800

Neetses gen

>>3803

I like how the hole looks like Australia

>>3801

That is the NEET way.

>>3804

That hole wouldn't be very tight to fuck.

>>3805

I can never drink coffee in the morning because it makes me feel like I need to shit for several hours

>>3806

You shouldn't have indecent thoughts like that about Australia.

>>3805

I'm well versed in NEETetiquette.

>>3807

That is why you start the day with coffee and a cig. You get your daily shit out of the way early.

>>3810

I bet you don't even wank every day. You know nothing.

>>3811

Sometimes it won't come early enough and I'll be stuck needing to shit during the commute to work

>>3808

She's nice and wet this morning though, absolutely begging for the neet cock

>>3811

I do my poo for the day in the evening after dinner.

>>3815

I'm still feeling a bit bad about that poor NEET who had the bad visit with the escort.

>>3817

Sounds great mate. Love your positive attitude.

>>3817

Would love a pic of you relaxing with the coffee and cig.

>>3816

He should have pooed on her bed and wiped his arse on her curtains.

>>3812

We all have ways we can improve.

>>3821

top lel

>>3821

Another great one! lol.

>>3814

Australia is a dirty whore for NEETcock, she can't get enough of it.

>>3826

What wheel is that?

>>3827

G27

>>3826

You smoke inside? Nice. What brand?

>>3826

>picks

What kind of guitar do you play?

Are you good?

>>3826

Filters seem to have got bigger since I quit.

>>3826

Looks comfy as fuck.

>>3829

Winnie blues.

>>3830

Have an Epiphone Les Paul Custom and an ESP-LTD Alexi 600, I'm okay, been playing since I was 13, really don't play that much anymore.

Have done my dumbbell curls. Did 2x10 reps with each arm. Was very easy, could have used the 20kg weight instead but I am going to go slow. The last injury I got taught me a valuable lesson.

>>3833

>Epiphone Les Paul Custom

Fucking hell, exceptional taste.

I have more to do in the garden today, but I am going to go out at dusk because this big bush I need to remove is absolutely covered in bees during the day. I don't want to angry them up.

Going to cenno again this morning, hopefully they're not busy so I won't have to get a new birth cert for my identification

>>3837

We wish to see it afterwards, I have doubts that your actual name is NEETking.

>>3837

Good luck.

>>3834

Got any other exercises planned with your dumbells?

Maybe some hammer curls and shoulder press?

Morning NEETs today is pizza day

And I'm probably going to make some dough soon

>>3840

I have bought a power rack, bench, two barbells and about 120kg of weights. I am going to get fully into it once my shed has been possum-proofed and I can set the rack and bench up without having to worry about it being pissed and shat on by possums.

For now I am just taking it easy with some dumbbell curls and barbell curls a few times a week. I also do some squats just with bodyweight to get me used to them.

>>3841

Looking forward to some pics.

>>3838

It could be Nate King for all we know

>>3844

Could be Nate Goldstein

>>3845

Or Rhys Chadson

>>3846

This gen ain't big enough for two Rhyses

HAHAHAHAHAHAH@ this thread.

Are you all autistic or something? How did you all get that way?

>>3848

/ausneets/ is a bully free zone

>>3847

Most underwear certainly isn't.

>>3848

this should be a banner

>>3849

Strewth you are good at that stuff mate. Very creative.

>>3849

I like Dick, sustainable seems to be the best option right now, they say what I want to hear without sounding dumb or "hateful"

>>3848

I have autism

>>3857

I agree, it's hard for any rational Aussie to not support Sustainable apart from the rusted on Liberal boomers and the gen X Labor voters.

>>3842

If you can, try and benchpress inside the power rack so the rails can catch the bar if you fail.

>>3857

Yeah, but I don't want to push it on people. I support them too but I don't want it to be like the ON shilling last year.

>>3864

They still need to be in Parliament so we can properly judge them

The issue was with ON that apart from Pauline and Roberts the party was filled with idiots and Pauline really struggled to deal with that which is why the WA election was so much of a disaster that it fucked their electoral chances everywhere else

>>3860

top kek

>>3866

Good morning. How are you today?

>>3867

This is not very motivating.

>>3868

>implying Pauline and Roberts aren't idiots too

>>3868

>Pauline

>not an idiot herself

Party is dead in the water, the One Nation brand alone just draws out the worst people and has too much stigma imo.

>>3872

>>3873

9 second difference, great minds truly do think alike fellow anon

>>3872

>>3873

>>3874

Pauline is of average intelligence not an idiot, she by no means a genius but she's one step above idiot

>>3870

Too early to say. I only just got up.

And you?

>>3878

Her biggest problem is that she cannot string a fucking sentence together.

>>3878

Average is not good enough to save our country.

>tfw got the runs

>>3882

take a pic.

>>3881

Oh of course not and really this distinction doesn't matter too much other than noting she's a normie in a room of brainlets

Well let's change topic

Anyone going to cook shit today

>>3880

Tbh I've got a relatively high IQ and still have that issue maybe she's autistic

>>3882

Why are you playing cricket

>>3885

As do I, and as such I don't force myself on the public.

>>3886

That's not Dan's

>>3886

Does the astra smell nice and moldy yet?

>>3891

It was pretty damp, still got that nice freshly raped smell

It is notoriously hard to get the smell of rape out of upholstery.

>>3886

Your dash looks really clean.

>>3895

Good thing we don't have smellovision

>>3892

Ah… Pervert.

>>3892

When I was falling for the /nofap/ meme I would always edge due to this feel, and would push myself over the limit and cum and break a 7 day streak. Come to think of it those were really good faps.

>>3898

You're not supposed to edge on nofap

>>3898

The longer you wait between faps the better they feel. Also the harder your dick gets.

>>3901

You're a cheeky little cunt

At cenno now. There's no bogans or niggers/Arabs here today

>>3903

There is one bogan there

>>3904

lopl (laughing out pretty loudly)

>>3901

Tricked again.

>>3904

Careful I could report that post to cenno while I'm here

>>3909

Is that welcome to the NHK? Great show. After the anime/manga became such a sucess, the mangaka became a NEET again and just lives off the royalties.

First shower in almost a week, I could almost scrape the grease off.

>>3910

>welcome to the NHK

I never watched it since someone told me it has a happy ending which I thought was unrealistic.

>>3911

Why did you wait so long?

I made dough

When it's closer to dindins we'll make a pizza

>>3915

Looks good. Looking forward to the finished product.

>>3913

What do you mean wait

If I had a shower after a week that's a rare sight

I can go months without one

I'm a different NEET btw

>>3913

I planned to do it after I did shit and didn't get around to it like helping the boss move and work, really needed it after whippersnipping the yard but started posting and forgot.

>>3915

Good on you for going the extra mile with making it, let us know your comparison between that and store bought bases.

>>3917

I can never tell when NEETs are serious or not.

>>3919

I'm serious

>>3918

Well I didn't have yeast and the shop didn't have any so we'll see

>>3918

What does your gf think of you stinking?

>>3920

Don't you smell awful and feel terrible?

>>3921

That's a pretty important ingredient missing, good luck anyhow. Hope it turns out nice.

>>3923

Nah I'm a youngfag so that could be it, I'll probably be nice and smelly when I'm 30

>>3924

non-showering neet could package his fold scrapings and send it to baking neets

>>3925

No you smell bad now mate, trust me. Sometimes people can't detect their own smell, but everyone else can.

>>3925

You also risk crotch rot and the like

>>3926

real NEETcuisine

>when you post to /aus/ by accident…

lol

ah shit, I feel guilty going there now.

I'm going for a drive and I'm going to make a video.

>>3930

Looking forward to it mate. Enjoy yourself out there.

>>3932

be careful of all the kids on school holidays

>>3932

Good luck. Normies everywhere at this hour.

>>3912

The ending isn't excessively happy really, it just shows the characters worked past a few things and life went on

>>3910

He tried writing a few other things but I don't think any even got translated. None of the premises sound very interesting.

I guess it was a case of "everyone has one story in them"

>>3935

I might give it a watch one of these days.

>>3932

You can't know that for sure, you put your very life at risk every time you leave the house.

>>3937

It's pretty great. Some of the arcs are a bit shit (mainly the ones not found in the original novel) but it hits the right spots in a way that you only find when an author is writing about something they've lived.

>>3780

No I meant more like how asians(chinese in particular) can autistically obsess over studying one thing for long hours.I'm standing here at work whilst the boss gone off somewhere. Don't have much to say besides that.

>>3940

Haven't seen you in a while how's it been

>>3932

Be careful

>>3940

Nvm I just realized my phone posted my trip password. Discard any new posts made by my previous trip code.

>>3941

A part from some centipedes that got brought into the residence I live in. Not much.

Fucking centrelink told me to get a birth cert again, shelled out 50 buckaroos for a piece of fucking paper

I have finished playing Black Mesa Source. I need to find a new game to play.

I think I will see what is on ScummVM.

>>3947

I hope you've learned your lesson now

>>3947

How old is your car?

>>3948

Man has to eat and mum is not here, you don't go to Woolworths you die.

>>3949

It isn't mine, it's mum's. It is a 2015 Mazda 2.

>>3950

Ah a fellow driving mummybot's shitty car NEET. My mother's car doesn't lock properly and you can't even lock the driver side door manually.

>>3951

A 2015 Mazda 2 isn't shitty. Or at least it shouldn't be. Don't know what he must have done to it.

>>3951

>calling a 2015 car shitty

Mate do you not know of the old shitbox neetmobile life?

My shitbox is 2003 and I can't use the clicker because it arms the alarm which goes off at random times.

>>3952

Mechanically it's fine it just does that sometimes, I don't know why. It's not like last car where I pulled the hand break out.

>>3953

>Mate do you not know of the old shitbox neetmobile life?

I don't know anything about cars to be honest.

My car is from 1999 and has surprisingly little wrong with it besides the high K count

>>3957

My car is from 97 and is fairly fucked

Is your car above 300k yet because mine isn't

>>3954

So you're the cunt who never indicates

Get that fixed so you don't annoy me

>>3946

Play Sengoku Rance

>>3944

Well keep safe

>>3960

I liked Sengoku Rance but Eiyuu Senki is better.

Some Chink is at the door. I looked out the window, he is carrying pamphlets so I didn't answer. He knows I am home. He keeps saying "hello" in his chinky little voice. He has knocked twice. I'm not going to answer.

>>3959

The clicker is the thing that unlocks the door.

>>3958

It's somewhere around 250k

Really sad news NEETs. My around-the-house shorts are on their last legs. There is not much waist band left holding in the drawstring. A real shame, they have served me well. You don't even feel like you are wearing anything at all. Very comfy. Light as a feather. I don't think I will be able to replace them.

>>3966

Looks like it's time to graduate to letting the little neet hang free

>>3966

Adults wear trousers.

>>3968

I didn't know there was a boomer among us

>>3968

>>3967

I think I will try just wearing a pair of boxer style undies around the house. The problem I have always had with those in the past is the fly. But maybe there are some with better designs now.

>>3969

I'm not one, shorts are disgusting and boganish.

>>3970

No they are much worse. I have been looking all over for a decent pair and can't find one, they are all labelled as boxers but really something tight fitting like trunks.

When I was younger boxer shorts were made of this fake material that was highly flammable. They absorbed smells really badly too and had thick uncomfortable seams. Most of them had pictures of TV cartoon characters as the design.

>>3971

>shorts are disgusting and boganish

I presume then that we won't be adding your legs to the NEET Hairy Legs collection.

>>3971

cunt its summer

it's too farkin hot to wear pants

>>3972

that's the case fo us all

>>3966

When I was a neet I had one pair of Kmart shorts I wore literally every day, I wore them for like a year they were the only shorts that fit me and it's not like you can go clothes shopping when you're fucking obese

>>3975

he's clerly a melbournefag

Too hot for pants and too hot for shoes and socks too.

>tfw friends have forgotten about me

>tfw hurt

>>3980

i'll never forget you

>tfw no polony and tomato sauce sandwich on fresh white bread

>>3979

>tfw have to wear thick socks and boots at work

>>3982

>polony

Do you mean fritz?

>>3983

Sounds like a real man's kind of work.

>>3984

Pretty sure I didn't mean fritz.

>>3980

We are your friends now. Fuck those normies.

>>3977

Mr Big collection at target furnished all my needs.

>>3982

Disgusting

>>3981

>>3987

Thank you

My parents(and you guys) are my only friends now. Sometimes I will just go and sit in the loungeroom with them just to chat. I don't think friends are entirely a meme but blood runs thicker than water etc. Maybe I never had true friends, it was conditional, I was just someone to share the good times with rather than care and emotionally invest in.

What torrent sites are you lads using? Extra torrent has been down the last few days.

>>3991

Nice that you have a good relationship with your parents like that.

>>3992

I use IPT (private tracker) and if I can't find what I want there I go to Pirate Bay and after that to torrentz2.eu

>day off, slept in till like 1:30

>chuck some pies in the oven, they're expensive slow cooked ones where you can just buy two in a box

>cook them frozen for a full hour

>tfw fucking starving and haven't eaten for 17 hours or some shit

>pies are ready, take them out, load up with sauce

>like a fucking idiot I unthinkingly just take a huge chomp into one

>it's literally like the temperature of lava, spit it out put the plate into the freezer for a few minutes

>hold something frozen to my lip

Not the best start to the day m8s

>>3993

Other than Dad losing his shit about my situation once a fortnight we get along quite well.

>>3995

Pirate bay is blocked in Australia now isn't it?

>>3996

I microwave frozen pies. I don't have the patience for the oven.

>>3992

rutracker(use a translate add on). It's almost private tracker quality.

>>3998

Only by your shitty ISP's DNS servers.

Use the google ones and you'll be fine.

>>3998

I haven't had any problem. I don't think my ISP is big enough to be included in the court orders.

>>3992

nyaa

>>3998

Nah I think you can do some fuckery and access it

https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2016/12/how-to-bypass-isp-blocking-of-the-pirate-bay-and-other-torrent-sites-for-free/

>>3991

what did your "friends" do

>>4001

>>4002

Thanks, it works fine.

>>4003

That works fine but for other things I need another site. I can get H games from Sukebei though.

>>4006

have you played sengoku rance

>>4007

Yes.

>>4008

have a wank

>>4009

No, pervert.

>>4010

rob a skank

>>3989

Who the fuck is this?

>>4012

Tstta.

>>4012

probably someone from /animus/

>>4012

My tripcode for another board that I forgot to take off.

Do any of you NEETs have a basic phone? Thinking of selling my android for a basic phone until something like this gets bigger. https://puri.sm/shop/librem-5/

The only problem is how long 3G networks will stay up, I know 2G got shut down.

>>4015

I have a Huwei with a cracked screen that I have had for years. Smart phones are needles wastes of money for me.

>>4015

Bought Mummybot a basic $30 3G phone from Optus shop when they switched off the 2G shit. Seems to work fine.

>>4015

I've got a $30 telstra phone

You don't need anythig more

d thread

When 2G got switched off I bought a cheap smartphone. It makes doing text messages a lot easier. I will say that for it. I don't use it very often though.

>>3944

Noone wants your tripcode mate, mines a lot simpler than that

>>3945

Fucking laminate that shit and keep it locked in a safe.

>>3947

Weak wrists? Have a wank

>>3954

Mine's a 2002. If only they got better with age like whisky

>>3963

Menus for a chink eatery perhaps?

>>3940

Anyone is capable of that, it's not an asian thing.

>>3954

My battery is dead in mine so I have to use the key all the time now.

AUSTRALIANS ARE ALL CUNTS

CUUUUUNTS

>>3945

You would have needed to do it eventually anyway. Just get it out the way.

>>3971

I'm wearing some right now.

>>3972

I had some homer simpson ones with donuts on them

>>3975

>even the animeNEET is diegusted

shorts are in for this seasons NEETwear

>>3980

the hurt dissipates eventually and you fill it with wanks and goon

>>4025

Fuck off Mohammad

>>4022

>Menus for a chink eatery

I doubt it. I figured more like some sort of sales bullshit that targets the elderly and the unintelligent with pressure sales tactics.

>>4028

>Mohammad

ЭТО НЕ ПЕСОЧНОНЕГР А Я, ТВОЯ АНАЛЬНАЯ БЛЯДЬ СМЕРТЬ!

>>3986

I think you did mean fritz, you definitely didnt mean devon

>>3991

I had a true friend once, a guy I could talk about anything with

I threw that relationship away

>>3998

I use a pirate mirror, theres heaps of them and a bunch of sites that tell you what they are

>>3972

Sounds like you're talking about 'silk' boxers, ?

>>4029

You handled the situation well, though they'll probably be back another day as you didn't answer. I've noticed that with the door-knockers in my area, like they'll tick you off a list if they know they won't get a sale from you and if you don't answer the door they'll come back at a later time on the same day even.

>>4030

Fuck off vlad

>>4031

>I threw that relationship away

What did you do?

>>4032

lol

I'm thinking of getting Tinder, I don't have much hope for anything seeing as I have never had a relationship, live with my mum and have no job but we'll see.

>>4033

>'silk' boxers

Yes that's what they were called. Half the boys at school wore them about three inches above their school shorts.

I can still remember the awful smell of mine. The seams soaked up every odour and never let it go.

>>4032

It's to keep the filthy bogan's hands off of the good stuff, like that 30yr Talisker. And if that fails then Dan will break out the iron bar

>>4037

Surely a site where you're judged purely on appearance and first impressions will work great then

>>4037

You may as well give it a try. You have nothing to lose.

>>3809

have a good and safe workout.

>>3867

this happened to me except i also got a job and became a contributing member of society. now i finally found peace in NEETdom. no reason to feel down without all the soul-draining obligations

People who own luxury cars outside of professional racers are stupid.

>>4032

>$700 whisky

Whoa, the most expensive whisky at my work is just a Johnny walker gold label for $100

>>4043

That video is fake.

>>4044

You must work in a pleb area where no-one can afford any better.

>>4046

Maybe

>>4040

But you have to talk to them eventually…

>>4044

You never posted that pic of you just in your jocks so we could all see just what the neighbours get to see when you go out to your car.

>>4044

Only the best at Dan's

>>4046

You're probably right, I've also worked in a vintage cellers in south yarra, the rich part of Melbourne. The only customers that walked in were millionaire boomers and trust fund teenagers, these entitled sluts were all fucking gorgeous and stupid as fuck, you could tell by the way they talked. Never worked a day in their life and none of them used cash, always paid with daddy's credit cards

>>4052

>Never worked a day in their life

Well there is no shame in that though.

>>4053

There is shame in being a rich toss though

>>4055

How so?

>>4056

That they're a rich toss

The only real life is that of a slumming NEET

>>4057

How is that any less shameful?

There is no real shame in being rich. There is shame in being a toss.

>>4045

Please explain and show your evidence

>>4056

Not who you are are responding to, but it is typically the belief that poor people are poor because of bad choices. Some poor people work 6 days a week for a shitty roof over their head, but they feel that's it's the bad choices in life. Entitlement is their problem

>>4059

There is no shame in living life as it should be lived

>>4061

>evidence

don't have any, it was just obvious. I have a shrewd eye for fakery. The guy would never have left his car like that.

>>4064

Have another crack at it tomorrow.

>>4037

I've been thinking about trying a dating site as well. GookNEET used to talk about one that I can't remember the name of. If anyone can remember please tell me

>>4065

If I can't do it today I won't be able to do it tomorrow.

>>4064

You have to give them your phone number to use that app and it's only an app and not something on the computer

Fuck that shit

>>4063

Windshield on my shitty 4wd was $300. The custom glass due to a specific angle and installation would run into the thousands and thousands. He's not rich for driving that car by the standards that those with money spend 1 million plus on supercars. Mummybot last week kicked the front of car that almost ran her down at the shops.

>>4069

The convenient camera there to film it leads me to believe they considered it worth it to sacrifice a windscreen for all the bux they would make off the video going viral.

>>4063

The faggot driving it would probably be crying with Jamal arms if he hit and killed that kid. A completely different attitude when I am assuming pedestrians have the right of way and he would have been at fault for the accident

>>4035

I was in the depth of social anxiety issues a few years ago where I never went out and I had a few mates that just fell off the scene and I could've saved those relationships but I couldn't go out and I can't expect them to understand what I was going through so I never explained myself.

They just thought I was lazy and didn't care about them enough to go see them, they had to always come to see me.

>>4048

Not if they never match with you

>>4066

GookNEET is probably the most missed nameNEET

>>4070

People take photographs of nice cars they like all the time. It could have been him filming a holiday moment, he hears the car and turns around to film it.

https://jalopnik.com/creator-of-viral-mclaren-video-admits-it-was-a-spoof-1784257178

>the people who uploaded the video came clean about the whole thing being made up. They say the windshield was already smashed and going to be replaced, so the owners, who run an exotic-car-rental company in Denver, decided to have some fun

>>4050

I always get the looser fit ones

I ended up trying again and the first one was the only girl I would have gone right for, the rest are generic skanks.

>>4072

Is it not possible to reconnect?

>>4080

It's hard to reconnect with people who are suddenly in a completely different life stage than you

>>4076

The evidence was two clicks away, hahaha

>>4082

Yes I know this feel.

>>4084

It's only getting worse now they're all finishing uni and having families and shit

At least you guys aren't leaving me behind

>>4082

For me with my high school friends and I use the word friends lightly as we basically just sat with each other to avoid looking like loners, their friend circle has evolved and changed over the years I've been out of high school so now with such an altered dynamic I feel it'd be too hard for me to get on with them. Not to mention I have declined invites a few times (due to family commitments) so I doubt they'd really be that keen on seeing me again.

>>4080

I've changed and they've changed.

I ran out of room in my phone I was going to go on about how phych meds alter your brain chemistry and things that used to get you enthused do nothing for you anymore and how that plays in to you being a different person and how friends think "you've changed" and how they're right for leaving you behind.

>>4085

Sometimes one of us here does leave the others behind and people get a bit upset.

>>4088

They'll return to the bucket in due time

Anybody else encounter checkout chicks who are so repulsed by you that they don't want to put your change in your hand? They try and drop it into you hand or even put it on the counter.

I made a video a while ago about not having friends any more.

>>4090

I'm so autistic that I put the change on the counter always

>>4091

I remember this, the point you made about how it isn't that they are bad people for ditching you resonated well with how I think.

>>4091

Your way of speaking is pretty comfy mate, you should make more videos

A lot of them have nose rings too.

>>4092

4u

>>4092

Thank you. You actually aren't that bad looking. Undies are pretty snug though.

>>4092

I have that same patch of hair on my chest

>>4077

Same

My highschool friends went off and did their thing

I discontinued my faceberg and went different ways

>>4092

Your beard has come back better since you shaved it, you should keep it at that length.

I never really had any friends in high school, my only friend son myspace were randos from the internet

>>4095

Yes. I have accepted responsibility for how things fell out.

>>4092

That better not be you

>>4105

That's him. What's your problem?

>>4101

I stopped hanging around my "friends"** in highschool around the beginning of year 10. Haven't had any since. I'll be 38 this year.

**They weren't really my friends. They tolerated me at best, and made me the but of their jokes and occasional physical violence at worst.

>>4108

>They tolerated me at best, and made me the but of their jokes and occasional physical violence at worst.

That's the worst feel, teenagers are absolute cunts

>>4106

My problem is NEETs need to at least make some effort in hiding their face and he's not not fat enough to be a fat NEET nor skinny enough to be a skinny NEET neither is he monk so it confused me

>>4096

Thank you for saying that. I have some more videos but I made them private.

I lost confidence in myself and didn't think anyone wanted to hear me talking about myself any more.

>>4110

He first posted his face years ago, long before monk even thought about posting here

>>4108

you know I feel disturbed that you probably have a mate who's git a kid around my age

>>4110

>NEETs need to at least make some effort in hiding their face

Why is this? I think he qualifies as a fat NEET.

>>4092

>Having the confidence to post that

You're no Chad, but you're certainly an Alpha male

>>4090

Every time a drive-thru chick isn't especially nice to me or doesn't even smile nor tell me to at least "have a good one" I can't help but think that she would've acted completely different if I was Chad.

ree

>>4114

When I think of NEETs saying they're fat I think of that episode of the Simpsons where homer gets really fat

>>4112

Ah ok, I'm just a paranoid fuck

>>4111

Not sure about others but I always enjoy hearing about neet lives. You can't turn on the tv or open a book and find people like those in this gen talking about their experiences unless it's being shown in a "haha look at this dole bludger" way.

So keep it up.

>>4091

Did you not get enough (You)s the 1st time?

>>4113

Sorry for disturbing you.

It's not much fun seeing everybody else your own age with familes, successful careers, etc, etc.

>>4116

Wasn't he only like 300 pounds in that?

>>4119

You can never get enough (you)s.

>>4120

It's like seeing a mirror into my future and while I'm not 100% against it, it's still there

>>4122

Yeah, that or 330

I gave up on Tinder, I'm going to change my profile pics to an anime girl, a picture of Cao Cao and a list of international YPG martyrs and see how many matches I get.

>>4127

Make sure it's one of those anime girls that are actually a boy

>>4127

I don't know if Cao Cao would be chink bait or chink repellent

>>4127

If you really want to depress yourself, set up a Chad profile. Just don't pick a picture that's easily reverse image searched.

lol BO you used that joke banner of the yank calling us autists

>>4130

I know just the pic monk's

>>4131

To be honest I actually am autistic

>>4130

How do you set up a fake profile on tinder? Don't you have to link it to your facebook account?

>>4130

I helped a friend do this, I used the photos of an amateur Italian model so if they did reverse search they'd think he was a model.

>>4134

Either that or they ask for your phone number to send a confirmation text.

>>4134

You know you can have more than one kikebook account, right?

>>4134

I think you need a phone number

>>4137

You have to give a phone number for every account don't you?

>>4139

Nowdays, maybe. I haven't touched social media for years.

>>4133

Autism is not a defect.

>>4139

Shitter yes

Faceberg no

>>4141

autism is a perfect

>>4141

You don't live with autism

It's a fucking defect

>>4144

Sorry.

>>4145

You don't need to be sorry or treat me like a retard

That makes shit worse for me

>>4146

There is nothing wrong with you to begin with. Many people in history who are believed to have autism are successful. Stop using it as an excuse

>>3789

why'd you post this

>>4147

Pretty sure she has a kid and works at JB HiFi Elizabeth. Not even joking.

>>4147

>>4150

Send her a dick pic

>>4147

She is not 19

>>4147

Why do young normies all have the same sense of humor

>>4146

>treat me like a retard

I wasn't. I don't understand the issue.

>>4151

Hit her with the rhys piece

>>4147

I'd fuck her.

>>4147

Should I wear a suit for my Tinder profile pic?

>>4155

Good idea, we need to raise his profile

>>4156

I'd let her inhale my dick.

>>4157

No

>>4158

maybe if we get enough white sluts onto him he'll stop it with the currymunching

>>4159

That too.

>>4148

Mate I've tried to work past my problems

I've been told "oh don't let autism be an excuse" and "you can do whatever you want, you're so special" and I believed them but all they are is lies and for every newton there is a fraud like Einstein and 10 cwcs

>>4156

best wear a hazmat suit + condom

>>4160

chicks love reviewbrah though

>>4154

You're not it's just shit normies do and probably aren't aware of

>>4161

White girls are for hitting and quitting.

Poojeeta's are pure and for raising families and strawberry fields.

Time for the monthly frantic jobsheet filling before the month runs out

>>4157

Yes

>>4170

Yiss

>>4170

Should link her the general

>>4170

That's a man baby

>>4173

Nothing gay about letting a tranny cook and clean for you

>>4173

Nothing gay about falling asleep on a tranny's belly

>>4163

No one is perfect, fake it until you can make it. Many people have social problems, I do not see how it's solely isolated to autism. It could be a significant factor but I do not see it as the whole picture. What steps in life are currently taking to overcome your difficulties?

>>4176

The issue is I don't even know what steps there are to take

>>4160

>>4169

Feeling very conflicted right now. Are cock pics acceptable? I've never used Tinder before btw

>>4178

How good is your cock?

>>4178

Not for a main image and socially no, but if they do not message you and you want to annoy them. Send them a dick picture to look at

>>4178

Definitely, women love that shit

>>4178

You should be able to find her on actual Facebook. From there it shouldn't be hard to find out where she lives and show her your dick in person.

"Heill Óðinn, sæl Óðinn!"

CHINA SAYS NO TO SEMITE WORSHIPPERS

https://8ch.net/n/res/586035.html

>>4182

I guess being in jail counts as being a neet

>>4184

If you're in jail you'll have trouble visiting her to show her your dick. How did you smuggle a phone in?

>>4177

Can you talk to people, is it making friends, sustaining relationships or other reasons?

>>4185

Some questions are best left unanswered

>>4178

Got no clue

I've never been on any date, I was just meming in regards of the suit

>>4188

Why has that image been posted?

>>4190

To show everyone the appeal of a NEET dick selfie picture. I personally think the floppy disk for comparison was a nice touch. Other than that, kill it with fire

>>4188

tfw that thing has a better penis than me

>>4192

And me. But it is an ugly dick.

>>4179

I got a nice 'review' on /aus when I posted a pic after another NEET posted his package

>>4180

Thanks

>>4181

They certainly do, but most won't admit it

>>4182

Will keep that in mend when I'm feeling rapey

>>4193

It reminds me a bit of ugly dick neet

>>4194

If you posted it on aus you may as well post it here too.

>>4196

>not already having it in your neet buldge folder

>>4197

>I do not know that feel

>>4196

Maybe, but the BO here hates me and has a personal vendetta against me

>>4200

You won't get in trouble for posting a spoilered pic of your dick.

You will get in trouble for posting pics of underage girls.

>>4200

Looks like you need to start /ausneets2/

Hey NEETs, comfy day today, went for a drive around the hills outside of Melbourne but my phone was dead so no pictures this time, otherwise just sat around the house, decided to change my approach regarding alcohol, I figure that it's better to have little runs of sobriety ending in having one or two drinks rather then longer ones ending in huge binges so decided to have some bourbon, I mixed it with honey and lemon and was left disappointed tbh so it's off the piss once more for this NEET

>>3811

>>3813

>>3815

I often shit in the morning immediately before or after breakfast. I get the coffee shits too. Tea is for the morning, coffee is for the afternoon.

Also neets i'm not neet anymore! Started my induction at the mine today. Looks like lead is a pretty big problem for me in the Mill. Ahh wagie life is a double edged sword.

>>4204

Good job escaping the bucket mate, hopefully it works out well for you

>>4204

Aweome news, m80.

>tfw look like a fat piece of shit

Might be time to give up the tendies and eat a bit better, neetos

>>4207

You won't will nurgle fuzed to a chair 2018 competition with a mindset like that

>>4208

Win, not will

>>4170

This could be a good setup for a NEET.

>>4208

I'm letting rapeneet take the big boi prizes this year, he's worked hard for it

>>4210

It's a setup alright

>>4199

You at least my get a couple girls asking what's with the suit

>>4213

I'm not having pizza

>>4215

Are you cooking

shit biscuits

>>4186

I can but I come out awkward as fuck, and I often struggle to put into words ideas I have no problem expressing here, I also don't have any clue on how one gets gf

>>4217

Nice