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NEET General #416 - Saturday Sexpectations Edition NEET 07/27/19 (Sat) 08:44:40 No.315153 [View All]

I hope you NEETs have a good time tonight. Nice to see some of us getting out there and making a go of life.

Old Thread: >>314404

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:41:04 No.315866

>>315854

>>315858

i have had several coffees today and they didnt work. i exausted my self with drink + rides friday and saturday night and my body is screaming at me to take it easy today … plus its a bit cloudy so that makes easy

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:42:17 No.315867

>>315860

well bantered

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:42:31 No.315868

>>315861

How much cash have you spent this week?

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:43:25 No.315869

>>315864

Campus Centre

>>315868

Too much

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:43:54 No.315870

Listening to Calvin Harris

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:44:27 No.315871

Are you still volunteering shitballs or did that all stop once you got your dick wet?

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:47:08 No.315872

>>315860

>>315867

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:47:48 No.315873

File: b59f6b5cc690dd2⋯.png (24.06 KB,485x303,485:303,b59f6b5cc690dd2e4d1d86515a….png)

>>315871

Have you ever considered starting an advice phone line?

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:47:55 No.315874

>>315871

I was there last Saturday. The presence of the hapa brings me great anguish

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:48:27 No.315875

>>315874

Ask her to smell your fingers

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:48:33 No.315876

>>315874

I thought you would have moved on now that you have Hello Kitty in your life.

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:48:53 No.315877

>>315873

Nobody wants my advice

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:49:08 No.315878

>>315874

You can just drop it now and move on now that you have a job while working. I would as both would take up a lot of time and it gives you more time for other activities.

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:52:00 No.315879

>>315876

I can’t, the hapa is unrivalled in her beauty

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:52:13 No.315880

File: a038f9fb6444242⋯.jpg (91.51 KB,1024x683,1024:683,1564275067144.jpg)

>>315871

>>315874

wait a second…he was only volunteering to meet women ?

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:53:23 No.315881

>>315878

If I stop going I lose all contact with the hapa. But at the same time my feeling of admiration for the hapa have been replaced with feelings of loathing

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:53:41 No.315882

>>315880

Your neetlore has failed you again

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:53:46 No.315883

the redtext has gone rainbow. what does it mean by this?

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:54:19 No.315884

>tfw depressed now

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:54:25 No.315885

>>315881

>feelings of loathing

Well don't murder her.

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:54:31 No.315886

>>315881

Admiration and loathing are pretty strong feelings for somebody you see two hours a week

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:55:52 No.315887

>>315884

You have a good job earning good money

You have nice legs and bulge

You have nice shoes

You have one girl cooking and sexing you

Another nurse with the hots for you

I’d say you’re doing ok

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:56:39 No.315888

>>315887

I agree with this.

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:56:53 No.315889

>>315885

I hope he doesn't throw acid in her face

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:58:20 No.315890

>>315884

Same.

Got heaps of homework to do. Just wanna be back with shorty again

Having a crownie

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:59:10 No.315891

>>315890

I need to get started on my work, too. I’m only doing three units this semester though

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 04:59:53 No.315892

>>315891

>three units

How many subjects does this equal?

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:00:09 No.315893

>>315891

I'm doing two. Today is the first time I'll be doing any work. I've procrastinated the first few weeks yet again.

Time to knuckle down

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:00:50 No.315894

>>315892

Aren’t they the same thing

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:01:50 No.315895

>>315894

At my uni a typical subject was 4.5 units. Sometimes you had a subject that had twice as much work and was worth 9 units.

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:03:08 No.315896

File: 9513ccc1a012a8d⋯.gif (75.87 KB,379x365,379:365,1564285006675.gif)

>>315891

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:03:10 No.315897

>>315894

I don't know. I normally describe course load in the number of subjects complete. Units is very American and confuses me as different degrees weigh subjects differently. Three subjects may be a course load for one degree but one four subjects is a full course load for another subject.

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:03:44 No.315898

>>315896

That picture just looks comfy to me.

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:04:04 No.315899

>>315895

>>315897

1 unit is worth 0.125 EFTSL

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:05:25 No.315900

File: ec706c9d456f686⋯.jpeg (149.48 KB,1280x284,320:71,0A79F91D-0F1C-46C6-A970-A….jpeg)

Nice day today

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:05:33 No.315901

>>315899

>1 unit is worth 0.125 EFTSL

So is it full time or part time, I never cared to learn that system I just followed the pacing guide?

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:06:08 No.315902

>>315901

75% of a full time study load is classed as full time

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:13:28 No.315903

>>315900

actually looks Australian without the hordes of gooks

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:13:50 No.315904

>>315883

something gay most likely

<<or is it this red text?

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:14:16 No.315905

the boomer lawnmower orchestra has begun

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:15:14 No.315907

>>315905

The sound of Australia. Beautiful.

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:16:17 No.315908

>>315905

I used to mow the lawns back in the day

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:18:48 No.315909

File: d6ad7eaf1a9e588⋯.png (216.92 KB,640x480,4:3,1563826921702.png)

Looks like Cruisedog might be fiddling with things again.

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:19:16 No.315910

>>315883

No = Yes

Yes = Anal

Unemployed aboriginal youth

I am coming for that virgin asshole

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:19:40 No.315911

>>315910

>I am coming for that virgin asshole

It's yours. Just don't hurt me.

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:19:49 No.315912

New Thread: >>315906

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:20:22 No.315913

FLOGGED

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:20:33 No.315914

RAINBOW

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:20:41 No.315915

BUM

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NEET 07/28/19 (Sun) 05:20:53 No.315916

RASH

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