/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Fucked up sleeping schedule.

>>16652

>What are you doing up so late?

Left my daily Anki reps late.

>>16657

Have a wank before you sleep

>>16635

Hey man, kudos for putting yourself out like that, but I can never think of anything to reply with.

>>16652

That webm is fucking gay and you should feel gay

>>16661

Vaporwagie should do a youtube channel

>>16652

If only that worked on abbos

Cheesecake NEET here.

I have a driving test on tuesday, and if I pass it I get my P plates, I'm pretty confident that I will be successful, it would be good to have greater independence from mummybot

>>16667

Sexual assualt neet

>>16667

How the fuck did you tell a girl you were a NEET, and then touch her ass and tits in the space of 30mins?

Why does chad post?

>>16668

I had asked her if I could touch her tits and ass.

>>16669

I'm guessing she's let a lot of people do that. I saw girls in high school would touch the boobs of other girl's casually.

>>16670

Consent is retractable these days

she could just say she felt threatened and scared of this weirdo and consented under duress

>>16667

You are a liar

>>16670

>I had asked her if I could touch her tits and ass.

I doubt any girl will ever agree to that after first meeting 30 mins ago, unless you are a 10/10 face ripped chad.

>>16675

>vanilla

>UD warrior

top tier taste

>>16677

That's an american neet thou

>>16676

Throw out those pillows.

>>16681

It is 90% dead skin, hair and dried cum by now. Throw it out.

>>16683

A lot of lonely mummybots pay good dolla for neet pillows

>>16684

The smell lets them fantasise that they have an adult NEET son living with them.

>>16675

How many cockroaches have you seen today?

Good morning friends

I ruined my morning by making this while still asleep and getting myself all excited

>>16692

>>16696

Good morning dear.

>>16635

I think you post it too late and I dont think many NEETs go through everything anymore.

>>16697

>>16698

Good morning m80.

>>16637

I haven't been to speedway in years, used to regularly go when I was a kid.

>>16648

What's that mean? You're the cunt with the most sheep?

>>16703

I used to watch a bit of Skid Kids on Ace TV back in the day.

God fucking damn it this thread is shit

pepe, pepe, pepe, pepe, pepe, fucking paperclip.

you ruined fucking everything.

>>16704

He's the guy who says "You're a wizard, Harry" in that youtube video.

>>16708

He's Scottish? Wow, didn't know they could look that good.

Does BO have a way to change the op pic?

this is fucked. Not fucking handling this.

>>16709

>>16710

It has ruined the catalogue. Hopefully something can be done about it. I think a BO can edit posts.

>>16712

I hope so, I dont think I can handle it as it is. The whole thing is ruined.

>>16714

Good night.

OP had one fucking job to do.

I think I will take the day off from the garden work today. Too much risk of normie neighbours being out and about on a Sunday.

>>16717

Chatty neighbours are thje worst

>>16718

And silent ones aren't much better. I don't like them looking at me.

Time to wage.

Have a nice day friends.

>>16723

Thank you.

>>16723

Thank you, BO.

What happened to posts 16721 and 16722? I remember 16721 was a post wishing 16720 a good day at work.

>>16725

Good morning.

If I see that skank Karen starting a thread there will be big trouble.

>>16720

Have a good day at work mate.

>>16728

>adding a new rule to the general that every thread must have a pepe after a few neets got triggered

I am taking medication I found on the ground near a bus stop to treat an ear infection that won't go away on its own.

>>16732

I hope it cures you and doesn't take you down the path of prostitution because it could have been some junkies stash

>>16733

Considering we had 22 threads on the same theme before the change of this thread it seems to be pretty clear. We like consistency and the thread wasn't consitent before the change

>>16733

I forgot to add that I very much agree with your post

All true NEETs are proud of our board and like it to be properly maintained. These things are important to us. We must have the catalog looking right. It is a record of all we have accomplished here.

>>16737

Did you drink yesterday?

>>16737

Yes, and also the day before that.

>>16740

Christ I can't even pick the right post >>16738

>>16740

Do you think you have a problem?

>>16740

Withdrawals aren't fun.

>>16742

Probably. I blame it on waging.

>>16744

Does your drinking effect your performance at work?

>>16745

Nope, I only drink on the weekend.

>>16746

Well you are not doing too badly then.

>>16667

I want to believe and fap to it

Talk us through exactly how u said can i touch yer tits and how she replied

>>16748

I would love a good erotic story.

>>16747

It doesn't help the weight loss.

>>16750

How much you weigh?

>>16751

Too much.

>>16737

>tfw no natsumi gf

>>16754

Get one of those pillows with her face on it.

>>16755

It's called a dakimakura anon.

>>16755

Mummybot could find it

>>16758

Get a daki of your mummybot. Problem solved.

>>16758

>>16759

This man speaks the truth, I got a dakimakura of your mummybot too.

>>16761

Good morning.

>>16761

Morning

>tfw woke up with depression

I think I am going to have to go back to bed for a nap.

>>16765

>tfw woke up

>tfw woke up refreshed

>>16770

He sounds like a Cranky NEET who probably didn't wake up impressed

>>16772

Looks comfy mate. Very nice photos.

>passed for an hour on the job because I got goon-greedy

>managed to wake up in time to pick up my boss's call about complaints that nobody was at the desk because I was passed out under it

>now boss won't return my texts and I'm gonna head in early

I mean if I get fired from my wfd gig you can hardly blame them. That's a pretty reasonable response to that bullshit, people get fired for far less.

All the same, wish my dumb ass luck.

>>16774

Good luck mate.

Will you have your payments cancelled or anything like that if you get fired?

>>16754

Natsumi isn't even a top three non non mate

>>16774

You didn't admit to being drunk did you?

>>16775

Nah, it'll honestly be fine, but this was a very comfy gig so I'd be sad to lose it.

>>16777

Course not. I'm not that stupid.

Blamed it on food poisoning and said I was running to and from the bathroom, so the complaints probably just missed me.

Which I'd say is a pretty 8/10 excuse.

>>16667

Was this a wet dream…?

>>16774

I doubt my wfd placement would have cared if I did something like that. I spent about 90% of my time sitting down browsing 4chan in the shed while I was there.

>>16761

Morning to you too. Still a bit of rain about today. Think it's best to stay in bed playing vidya

>>16782

What are you playing?

>>16772

chadNEET?

>>16784

That is bikeneet

>>16786

Do not stick your dick in the meme girl

>>16782

That's lazy. I can't play games from bed anyway.

>>16772

Splendid, it's good to see blue sky as it's overcast here. Nice-looking bike too. I need to get my fat-arse on another bike before I eventually OD on goon.

>>16784

Not a chad, I'm ComfySmokeNEET/WalkNEET/BikeNEET/ShireNEET.

>>16790

NameHoarderNEET

>>16774

WFTD on weekends? Thought they could only make you slave on weekdays. Fuck that tbqh

>>16791

I really don't have one specific thing i focus on, I'm a NEET of all trades.

>>16793

JackNEET

>>16783

Was going to continue with the new Assassin's Creed but am thinking I should finish an earlier title (AC Unity) before I get too into the former.

>>16788

I can't either laying down so I sit-up in bed.

Had to go into a cop shop this morning. Fuck the coppers are looking young these days. The lady officer who served me looked about 19 and must have weighed about 45kg with all her kit on.

>>16794

Sounds good, might also go and get some Hungry Jacks soon.

>>16796

You think they have quotas for women?

>>16786

>tfw no idea who these fictional characters are nor have I ever felt any desire to find out despite seeing them posted in pretty much every thread

>>16796

>tfw no police officer gf

>>16798

Probably. She was nice and good at her job, but she'd be fucked in a scuffle.

>>16799

Characters from that particular show are rarely posted here. But I get it. You don't give a fuck about weeb shit.

>>16798

We live in the age of diversity and progressivism, of course they have quotas.

>>16798

Yes, to be fair they have to though. It helps to have women to deal with women.

>>16804

Can't they just ask some of the men to become trannies

>>16806

They probably have tranny quotas to fill too.

>>16808

>tfw no Kyon gf

>>16807

Getting tired of hiding your sex pillow under the bed huh?

>>16807

I plan on doing the same thing, you might get stuck waiting for a for years though, I guess it depends on your circumstances.

>>16807

Good luck mate. Fingers crossed you don't have a massive wait. I have also been getting the itch to leave.

>>16810

>tfw kyon-kun denwa

>>16811

Partly that…

>>16812

>>16813

That's why I plan to do it as soon as possible. The only thing that bothers me is that I am going to end up with less expendable income.

>>16815

I think they only take like 25% of your NEETbux for rent.

>>16816

Not all places are good, I would investigate any place before moving in. Some people were complaining about the places being knocked down in the city closer to Sydney, but they were asbestos ridden shit holes with needles everywhere. I would rather move rural and remote near a coastal area to pay 25% of bux instead of living next to junkies.

>>16817

The only thing you need to know is whether or not an /ausneet/ lives there.

>>16818

You can tell that by smell

>>16818

Imagine two NEETs unwittingly sharing a wall and not knowing and both bitching about each other on here.

>>16820

I'd watch that anime

>>16816

I would also have to pay for electricity, food, internet and such. I worked out that it would be about $300 a fortnight leaving me with $250 spare.

Does anyone here live on council housing on newstart? Would you support this?

>>16817

I live in SA. I am looking at selecting a semi rural area.

>>16667

Damn, did she have big tits?

>tfw I keep fapping to deep throat swallow vids

>tfw all I want is a deep throat bj and the chick to swallow my cum

It must feel great.

>>16822

I pay the same amount living with my parents but I'm on DSP so I usually have a lot more left at the end of the month.

I miscalculated, it's more like $400 a fortnight…

>>16824

I only pay $100 in board a fortnight. Being on DSP would make this much easier though.

>>16825

I think you'd get sent to the bottom of the waiting list for housing being on newstart, the prioritise families, age pensioners and dsp at the top.

>>16826

Niggers and camel fucking shitskins get priority when it comes to housing.

>>16827

>tfw doomed to live with mummybot forever

>>16827

I wonder if you would get priority if you claimed to be a gay disabled abo tranny.

>>16781

>>16774

Line was bought, fellas, I'm in the clear.

>>16792

It's definitely a shifty-ish arrangement with the manager, but if you let MAX set you up with a wfd gig they'll just set it 2 or 3 hours away and tell you to get fucked.

This ones within walking distance, has air-con, and is fairly generous with how much booze they'll give me to take home, so weekends is fine. Not like days of the week really mean anything to a NEET.

>>16826

There is that but it's the only way I can see to leave home.

>>16830

What WFD venue allows you to drink on the job and gives you alcohol to take home?

>>16829

People on struggle street always recount waiting at least 1 year living on the street to get into housing when they were homeless living under bridges. That is either public housing or private rental agreement with support provided by the government

>>16830

>but if you let MAX set you up with a wfd gig they'll just set it 2 or 3 hours away and tell you to get fucked.

You can make a complaint to Cenno about this excessive travel. A job that is more than an hour and half a way is the maximum limit of travel that you can deny any work on the job without an excuse. It is because is causes undue financial hardship on costs to travel by car or by public transport.

>A job would be regarded as within reasonable commuting distance if the journey between the place of work and the job seeker's home does not normally exceed 90 minutes by whatever means of transport is normally available to the job seeker.

http://guides.dss.gov.au/guide-social-security-law/3/2/8/60

>>16831

I think I've mentioned it in a thread before, Mission to Seafarers. Course I just got lucky with drinking on the job, and the policy on how grateful they are is going to vary wildly depending on the place.

Don't ever apply to the Melbourne one, they're an infamous pack of corporate weasels.

>>16833

>Mission to Seafarers

Is this the organisation and what's with this faith based question?

>If you are not attending Church, are you willing to explore the Christian Faith?

http://missiontoseafarers.com.au//wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Volunteer_Application.pdf

>>16807

I thought Gov-housing was for people that actually needed a place to live, ie homeless people. You being a young single male that already has stable accommodation would have a hard and long time getting in. Maybe? I've got no idea how it works in your state but when I was homeless in QLD for a few months and on a Gov-house waiting list where I was told being homeless I was a 'high priority case' I got nothing. When I did get into private housing it wasn't until about 6 months later that I remembered I was still on their waiting list so I cancelled.

>>16834

>Melbourne

don'tdoit.jpg

And it just means they'll probably be using you to do up service booklets/flyers since you'll be the only person who'll know how to, help out setting up Church services, and generally not hiss and spout Dawkins quotes when near bibles.

My position is basically just man the counter.

>>16835

Had something similar happen to a friend, he told me they prioritise families and pensioners above everything, they eventually got him into some type of private housing that was subsidised and then like a year later he got into government housing.

>>16836

>man the counter

You handle a lot of seamen?

>>16836

>don'tdoit.jpg

Sorry I was just clicking around doing a basic Google search and found that resource, but every page has a reference to religion, even the Sydney one. I do not mind faith based organisations and wouldn't mind doing something like that for WFTD if the day comes, but it seems like a pretty heavy emphasis on religion. When I went a St Vince De Paul in Sydney volunteering introduction they mention the faith and the point was just to be respectful that it's part of their mission, but not to push the values of the organisations onto those who receive the support.

>My position is basically just man the counter.

Sounds pretty comfy

What's for lunch lads? I'm thinking a healthy salad is the go.

Had to hear a long story about how my relatives should sell my great grandpas farm, my boomer parents cannot comprehend why you wouldn't sell it. His wish was for it to stay in the family, even if it was worth millions I wouldn't want to sell it. I wish I had a say in this matter, spent lots of time there as a kid.

>>16842

Is it a cost or maintenance issue? A big property often requires someone to tend to it frequently and may have costs associated with maintaining it with equipment to buy, repair or fuel to keep them running.

>>16841

I had some thick-ass lasagna. Beautiful stuff, you can just taste the days lost off your lifespan.

>>16814

>didn't post it 8 times

One fucking job.

>>16843

No, the property and the equipment to maintain it have been paid for a long time. I suggested renting the land out and letting someone else farm it but everyone just wants the most cash right now it seems.

>>16846

>but everyone just wants the most cash right now it seems.

That sucks, but there needs to be someone/people who are committed to maintaining the property. We have a similar thing happen in our family, but everyone promised to get together and put at least a couple of days each year to help maintain the property. No one did anything and the property was later sold by the relative who lost their partner. Everyone was angry that they could no longer use the big family home when staying in Sydney. Yet no one put any effort in for maintenance, very strange paradox and a shame because it was a good property that still stands strong today requiring very little maintenance painting and cleaning the gutters work?

>>16847

How much sand was sold, could it be bought back even though its going to be a cost? If the property is going to be sold, that could be a feature. The amount of sand needing to be bought could be a problem if they completely sucked a big area clean of any sand

>>16849

Why pay for sand when you can just steal it from the beach

>>16850

>Why pay for sand when you can just steal it from the beach

I do not think we talking about the odd cheeky bucket from the local beach, I think it's probably closer to several ton trucks being loaded and moved into position. If you can manage getting them loaded without being reported, go for it

>>16841

Salads are gay. I'm having leftover lasagne for lunch.

>>16852

>tfw comfiness can be observed from orbit

>>16852

There are probably some pretty comfy plots of lands that are reasonable cheap in places in Australia. It just depends on what you want, anything near a beach and sand within a reasonable distance of any city is much harder to find a reasonable plot of land

My dad's drunk and naked again banging on my door yelling "untapped anal potential, untapped anal potential"

>>16857

He grabbed a pair of scissors out of the kitchen and went into snippy mode, dont want my dick cut off

>>16856

How much anal potential you have is really something you ought to know.

>>16856

When did NK have a kid?

>>16856

Is he going to tap into your potential?

>>16861

He told me I will bee all that I can bee

>>16858

b-but your still behind the door?

Just clap your hands each time he snips those siccors

>>16864

>but went for the healthier option

No mash for those bangers?

>>16864

I had Hj's earlier, now I find out mummybot and daddybot is making chicken burgers for dinner.

B I G B O I

>>16866

You better make sure to line up a 3rd dinner as well

>>16807

Why don't you move into a share house?

>>16864

You need a vegetable. A fibre source. You are an adult now.

>>16866

>daddybot

You don't usually hear much about him in these threads. He seems an absent character from most NEET's stories.

StepDaddybot turns up from time to time causing trouble though.

>>16864

dogshit and chipotle, delicious

>>16868

From the ads one NEET was posting, there are a lot of strange people out there pajeets with no eating meat and then the people who want a social house. I can understand the niceties of greeting each other each day, but it wouldn't go beyond that for me. Yet people want you to cook together and eat together, which to me is unrealistic especially if everyone is working with different schedules. A lot of filter is required to get a good share house and even then you may not find the right place.

>>16870

My parents have been together for something like 45 years.

>>16873

That's really nice. Do they like having you at home with them?

>>16872

I live on my own and keep thinking about getting a housemate. Some sot of answer to the loneliness and isolation.

>>16874

I don't know, they are reliant on my DSPbux for rent money.

>>16873

Set up a spy cam in their bedroom and film them fucking

>>16877

Revolting.

>>16877

A very crass remark.

>>16876

Do they not own their own home?

>>16881

Nope, we got rekt during the 2008 financial crisis.

>>16875

That's a good arrangement, one person only. Multiple people seem like they want to create a community. You can vet someone and you can probably find someone who is a working professional you will be set out during business hours for most of the week.

Please just hide any anime or geek stuff, I watched a UK television show and this guy tried to find a housemate. He had no hits because he had his massive television collection of DVDs on display and his gaming consoles out. It just seemed to scare the normies and no wanted to come in even with cheap rent and reasonable spaced room that was furnished. Have that stuff in your room and if you get along with the person, it may be something to have in the common areas of the house but you then have to be careful he doesn't have anyone around who can take anything valuable in the common areas. It feels like a lot of work but if you get someone you get on with then go for it.

>>16880

N A S T Y

Rent for sex schemes in UK are illegal. Forcing someone into prostitution in exchange for a gift or service. I wonder what laws apply in Australia.

>>16882

That is unfortunate. So many people elsewhere have made out like bandits.

>>16884

Yeah it's just how things are I guess, it doesn't bother me too much.

>>16883

I do not have any geek stuff in the house. I think the hardest part of looking for someone would be having to reject people. I would not be very good at telling people no.

>>16886

You don't have to tell them no tbh, just don't contact them on whether or not you accepted them, they'll get the message.

>>16868

I don't want to live with normal people that have jobs and a social life and start to look down on me for spending all my time in my time at home.

Plus that is essentially like what i am doing now at home, Part of the reason I want to move out is so that I have a house to myself.

>>16888

You can move in with me if you like. I won't judge you.

>>16886

>I think the hardest part of looking for someone would be having to reject people. I would not be very good at telling people no.

I will call you back later. Those phrases that employers use when you hand in a job application that means that we will call back the successful candidates while the rest of the applications go in the bin. You do not have to provide an answer on the spot, if you are interviewing several people you could say that and you will contact the successful applicant in 1 business days. Then contact them in one business day while the rest of applications go in the bin.

>>16888

Do you think you could get some low tier job? stacking shelves at woolies or something, especially night shift when there's no normies about would be pretty easy, you would make enough to get a shitty apartment somewhere.

>>16889

You'll judge my weeb stuff…

>>16891

That's another plan I have. It's not as easy as it sounds though.

I would only be able to work 2 or three days but even that would be $400 a week or so.

>>16892

>You'll judge my weeb stuff…

Yeah but I wouldn't say anything.

>>16892

>You'll judge my weeb stuff…

*Specialised interests

>>16892

Do you have a license and a car? could always do the delivery thing.

Aboriginal ejaculation

>>16896

Unna?

>>16895

I hate driving though and that is still work.

>>16898

Your only option might be to get on the DSP.

>>16900

That would be nice but their is nothing wrong with me.

>>16899

I'd be more afraid of them accessing it but I have a password.

>>16899

Half the guys I know who sharehouse just end up putting grills on their windows and deadbolts on their doors.

>>16901

>That would be nice but their is nothing wrong with me.

Yet

>>16903

>>16904

>tfw great minds think alike

>>16901

I didn't think there was anything wrong with me but the psychiatrist disagreed. Just tell her about your fantasy life with the anime girls.

>>16906

>Just tell her about your fantasy life with the anime girls.

Don't forgot to mention this place, for added points bookmark each thread on your phone in order and show them some of your posts. Focus on how we support escort(((van)))NEET through a transition in his life.

>>16907

this is sound advice.

>>16907

Give her over the top descriptions of everything too.

>I go to this darknet pedophile hacker forum where we talk about pornographic drawings of children from the darkest reaches of asia and our lust over them

Don't forget to tell the shrink about your waifu, and how the jews control the world.

>>16906

>I didn't think there was anything wrong with me but the psychiatrist disagreed

I remember getting my appointment with the psychiatrist ending with "You know you're probably autistic, right."

Nobody can know.

>>16912

If you see one you will always get diagnosed with something. I bet very few of them have had a patient and at the end of a session said "I don't think there is anything wrong with you".

>>16912

You must hide this power from the general population

>>16913

I had one trying to convince me that rape was immoral and that I should stop watching aboriginal porn

>>16912

DSP ticket right there.

>>16915

Well they're 100% right, you really shouldn't be watching Abbo porn.

Don't you have to convince them you are so mentally challenged that you cannot physically work? Watching anime and strange world views would not be enough.

>>16918

You will end up with depression and some type of anxiety disorder sooner or later.

>>16918

They take mental illness very seriously these days. I got on DSP for depression and anxiety.

>>16920

I got on dsp because i had a sore finger and I was cranky

>>16920

>I got on DSP for depression and anxiety.

Really? I thought it was harder than that.

>>16922

Not if it has fucked your life up enough.

>>16920

I got on DSP because I spelt my own name wrong and the official diagnosis was "lmao retard"

Any of you fat NEETs should make sure you get your health properly checked out. If you are real big boys you probably have high blood pressure and diabetes. These will help you get DSP.

>>16925

I've tried. Turns that I exercise enough that I don't have much in the way of Visceral fat, I just eat too fuckin much and have a bunch of Subcutaneous shit for my trouble.

>>16927

In my suburb (one of the poorest in the country), mobility scooters have almost become a status symbol amongst the scum. There are some pimped out ones with full on enclosures (roof and windows) and flags and shit.

>>16917

kek

>>16928

kek

>>16930

>>16929

kek

>>16931

>tfw when I didn't read his kek b4 posting

>>16928

You must be a lower class neet

>>16928

Sounds like a colourful, vibrant and diverse community.

>>16933

I'm fucking near royalty in this suburb.

>>16934

Some days I'd be happy if this suburb was nuked.

>>16934

All the windows and doors have bars on them in my street and people carry rape alarms

>>16923

<a psychiatrist would have a field day with me

Maybe I should go see one for the DSP bux

>>16938

If you do not have a job then I would recommend it.

>>16937

Is that because you have been raping them?

>>16940

I didn't ask for this job

>>16941

He didn't choose the rape life, the rape life chose him.

>>16866

>>16870

You might be the only NEET other than myself who has a dad.

>>16945

Mine is a cunt.

>>16945

I had one. He ded.

>>16944

I am not, but Sue looks like she'd go off in the sack.

>>16945

It's a bit of a reoccurring theme. Not claiming to be an exception.

>>16948

That little dog would be yapping outside the bedroom door the whole time.

Mum won't let me have a wank in the kitchen

>>16951

Clogs up the S bend.

>>16950

The dog runs in and licks your dick clean after you pump a big jizz bomb in sues snatch

>>16953

I'd make it call me Dad

>>16947

Was he a good dad?

>>16955

I think so. He would rant and rave a lot, but he would usually do whatever he could to try and fix whatever fuckup I'd caused at that particular time.

He had a white collar job, but he could turn his hand to most things and taught me a fair few practical skills. Wish I'd paid more attention as a teenager.

>>16956

Sounds like he was pretty good. The ranting and raving can be quite damaging though.

>>16939

Been NEET for 5 years in April.

>>16958

Well it is time to start moving toward getting DSP. As you get older you only have two options. You either work or go on DSP. Doing all that Newstart shit into your thirties is a mugs game.

>>16959

The problem is my dad is heavily against dole bludgers and it would probably cause problems if I started seeing a shrink let alone got DSP.

>>16960

Job it is then, don't worry, you can still be a NEET in mind and spirit.

>>16957

My dad rants about big cocks and deep bumhole while he runs around the street naked

>>16962

Your dad is a pretty cool dude.

>>16962

You need to film this for us.

>>16962

Has he tapped that potential yet?

>>16961

Suicide instead. The only job I've ever had turned me into a wreck that was having a breakdown twice a month and it was like I honestly couldn't stop thinking about killing myself whenever I was there. Started having panic attacks at night unless I got high enough to put me into a coma because I was dreading work the next day. By the end I started getting thoughts about running a finger or two through the band-saw just to get away from it.

>>16967

What a beautiful snack

>>16967

Fancy

>>16967

Give that waistline enough promotions until your bellybutton is deep enough to do shots out of.

>>16970

>bellybutton is deep enough to do shots out of.

That's a feature to help him achieve gf2018

>>16971

He'll end up in court for rolling on her during the night and suffocating her.

I use my belly button as a ciggie holder sometimes

>>16972

It's about winning gf2018 and i hope you haven't forgotten that any hole is a goal. He'll be hard and she'll simply become harder if that happens

>>16966

Get on DSP. No-one else needs to know.

>>16978

Except Cenno and us

>>16979

There's no shame here. Or rather, it's nothing but shame here.

>>16980

To be fair, it is to our credit that we feel shame about our lives.

You're all fucking pathetic.

Leading small, sad lives while not contributing anything of worth and just existing. Fucking just jacking off and watching muh lolis.

Neet only leads to more Neet

Can you all just fucking end it and stop wasting my bandwith

Thanks

>>16983

Have a wank

>>16983

have a fuck

>>16983

Grab your iron bar, Dan.

>>16978

>haven't left the house without going somewhere with my parents in 3 years

>don't have my own medicare card for some reason

>mum will hassle me for as long as needed

>under no circumstance can she keep anything from my dad unless it's her fucking something up

My mum is borderline crazy when it comes to knowing what people are doing. A couple of years ago I had an ear infection and went to see a doc about it, I also told him I had been needing to piss every 20 minutes so he gave me a piss cup and a ticket thing for a blood test, my mum hassled me for 6 fucking days about it until I finally just caved and told her. If I started disappearing for 3 hours once a week I would have to tell her or kill myself.

>>16983

I was not impressed by this post at all.

>>16987

Did you get the blood tests? Frequent urination is a symptom of diabetes.

>>16989

Yeah. Only thing wrong is a fatty liver.

>>16983

REPORT HIM

He keeps doing this shit and needs to be cleansed

>>16990

What have you done about that?

>>16992

This is my first time posting here

Just end it all

>>16991

Ok I'll hit her a couple of times when I get a drink next.

>>16993

Gotten even fatter.

>>16996

Your liver is turning into Foie gras.

>>16997

pronounced fffwwwaaa grrrraah for those who only speak strayan

>>16983

I agree, everybody who posts a frog should be beheaded.

This guy should get a medal: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-04/italy-shooting-several-migrants-hit/9393764

>>16983

>and watching muh lolis.

but anon, that's illegal here!

>>17004

Pretty silly thing to do.

>>17002

>>17001

>>17003

I'll at least get the board shut down by the AFP.

>>16983

Very, very disrespectful.

>>17010

Carpe the fuck out of that Diem.

>Zinger Stacker and Mountain Dew

Very NEET-o taste.

>>17010

Those are some fine looking tomas

>>17010

Sounds like you are doing really well mate. Good luck working on your own. I am confident you can do it.

>>17012

Mountain Dew was my goto drink at KFC. Now I drink a shitload of scotch, I get the pepsi and chuck it in the fridge for mixing.

>tfw no 4/10 gf with a heart of gold

>>16723

Good on you BO and sorry for making a thread without looking at the catalog, I saw that there was only two posts left in that thread when I woke up and rushed it in a half asleep daze.

>>17018

>Do me first please

What happened to

>tfw depressed

I have missed saying

>tfw when refreshed, impressed and blessed

>>17019

The gold in a 4/10 's heart will be cholesterol most likely.

>>17023

because fat is yellow r-right?

>>17022

Sometimes good things in life don't happen mate

>>17024

Actually the yellows have lower rates of obesity

>>17027

Beautiful photo. Is that a mangrove?

>>17027

That's not Albany is it?

>>17029

Delete this

>>17027

That area is a rape hot-spot

>>17027

Don't drive off that cliff m80

>>17027

Are you severely depressed that no one is walked around the area you are cruising?

>>17034

See

>>17033

>>17034

Use a soothing lotion.

>>17034

What has angried you up?

>>16732

Did it work?

>>17038

Pepe must not be degraded in this fashion.

>>17039

I dunno, just frustrated and irritable.

>>17044

Have a wank, goon and go for a walk

>>17044

You're not a woman are you?

>>16772

That second pic looks like an ad

>>17048

No.

>>17051

An ad for the outdoors NEET life.

>>17054

>I Do Not Know This Feel

>>16779

>I'd say is a pretty 8/10 excuse

me too, that's a great excuse.

>>17054

>Do you want to look more attractive to women and increase your chances of dying on the road? Try the BikeNEET life today

>>16794

lol

that's a good name for him

I just came on the chicks face. Not as exciting as I expected, still breddy gud

>>17059

Very good.

>>17061

You're not allowed to talk to vaginapeople if you are an ausneet

>>17045

You mean have a walk

>>16799

IKTF

the only anime I've watched was Dragon Ball Z when I was a kid

>>17066

Don't do it mate

>>17061

I cum on my own face

>>17067

Well I guess one out of two ain't bad

>>16820

>>16821

good posts, I'd watch that too.

They say riding a motorcycle is better than sex, and that you will never see a motorcycle out the front of a psychologists office.

one is true

>>17075

which one is true?

>>16842

>boomer parents cannot comprehend why you wouldn't sell it.

this is the root of imo the biggest issue we have

I'm not a "boomers fucked everything" poster but they sort of did (not exclusively but fuck)

"Making it" somewhere along the track became purely a monetary gain thing.

Fucks me off.

>>17076

The first one.

>>17075

i crashed my bike into a psychologist office

>>17061

Is this the same tinder girl from the other day?

>>16852

That's a great looking lot. I empathise with cunts trying to make ends meet but that really is a shame.

>>17088

Don't forget to drink the grease.

>>17088

By December we won't be able to see that plate

>>17088

>not freshly grinding your pepper