NEET General #217 - Executive Snack Combo Edition NEET 10/12/18 (Fri) 03:51:07 No. 163394 [View All]
Another weekend approaches NEETs. Time to recharge the mental and spiritual batteries by reconnecting with family, friends, nature and community.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:44:20 No. 164105
>>164101
Not when you use economical methods.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:44:26 No. 164106
>>164096
Make sure they poke air holes in her shipping crate. The last time we tried to ship a girl in from asia we forgot, and it did not go well.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:44:51 No. 164107
>>164103
Too late, mate. He gave it to Cruisey.
Good to hear from you, btw.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:45:01 No. 164108
>>164106
That is clearly a cat, neet
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:45:14 No. 164109
>>164106
Weber got a feed out of it.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:45:25 No. 164110
>>164106
I still fucked her since no other neet wanted her, problem is you can't rape a corpse
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:45:47 No. 164111
>>164089
…wait, just woke up from my goon coma - it's not wednesday?
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:46:13 No. 164112
>>164098
Haha, that comment is absolutely mint . I'm going to post it on my instagram and tag you in it.
Well, the yacht has two double beds so I'm sure if we make it a Saturday we could do it.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:47:16 No. 164113
>>164103
There can only be one.
How's things been? We haven't had an update for a while.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:47:57 No. 164114
>>164111
It can be any day you want it to be m8
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:48:08 No. 164115
>>164104
It's a suppository, that's why I have hemorrhoids.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:50:22 No. 164116
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:52:00 No. 164117
>>164116
Sharing a goon with the missus
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:54:04 No. 164118
>>164117
I bet many of them went on to marry and stayed together until one died.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:55:13 No. 164119
>>164113
I'm just waging at the moment. I still think about roping every day though, despite trying to look at things positively. Only thing that I am looking forward to is gambling my wagiebux on crypto and trying to 'make it'. Even that won't really make me happy, but at least I would be able to afford expensive means of escapism before offing myself.
I might make some more videos about loneliness and other topics, I think talking about it might make me feel better. I'm not sure if anyone would be interested, however. I think I would be far too negative and it might turn people off. Whenever I am out at work I see so many people my age just socializing, and happy couples and etc. Looking at it all just feels like the universe is trying to rub salt into the wound. I've been thinking of just quitting my job and becoming a complete shut in again, so I wouldn't have to venture outside and be reminded how pathetic I am.
>>164107
Ah, that's alright then. I'm sure Cruisey will do a good job.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:58:28 No. 164120
>>164119
>gambling my wagiebux on crypto
save your money and invest it in more moderate schemes
>I think talking about it might make me feel better
this is probably true
>thinking of just quitting my job and becoming a complete shut in again
don't do that.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:59:01 No. 164121
>>164119
>talking about it might make me feel better
I think that's the case and getting some feedback could help.
Plus saying something out loud might make you reevaluate the current situation. You have made some huge improvements this year and although shit has fucked up you are still better off than you have been at previous points.
Have you seen a professional?
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 07:59:20 No. 164122
>>164119
> I still think about roping every day though
Make it a mesy one.
>I might make some more videos about loneliness and other topics
Please do. You work at an airport were you see these things. Just ignore it and move on or hunt for a new victim like NK would.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:00:46 No. 164123
I am worried that we haven't heard from NK >>163990
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:01:20 No. 164124
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:01:44 No. 164125
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:02:02 No. 164126
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:03:04 No. 164127
>>164126
Thank you, I was a little worried. It is good to hear that NK has a plan to manage the dexies, VB and weed.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:05:14 No. 164128
All my potential links to a weed dealer are exhausted. Fuck.
NK reckon you could mail us some?
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:05:53 No. 164129
>>164128
This neet does not sound trustworthy
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:06:08 No. 164130
>>164128
That bush weed would probably choke you out with all the smoke
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:07:31 No. 164131
>>164120
>save your money and invest it in more moderate schemes
The problem with that is I wouldn't make near enough money to make it. If I throw $3k at some shitcoin that is $0.30 a coin and sell when it's $30-50 per coin, that would make me a decent amount of money. I'm past the point of caring and 'risk level', I don't plan on living to be around for the consequences of failure.
>>164121
I see a psychiatrist, and I have my case worker lady. They haven't been much help, and I don't blame them either, there isn't much they can really do at the moment. The only improvement I've made this year was getting a job, and even then that wasn't really my doing, I was given it despite my sheer incompetence because the owner felt sorry for me. Anything else that happened which was 'good' is rendered null and void and doesn't count, since I managed to fuck it up and therefore because of me I don't have it anymore.
>>164122
>Make it a mesy one.
I would love to. I have some good ideas, to be honest. The only issue is if I tell anyone, I would get people contacting me and saying that they "care". When I try again I won't be telling anyone.
>Please do. You work at an airport were you see these things. Just ignore it and move on or hunt for a new victim like NK would.
I don't work at an airport. I work in IT, doing repair work.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:07:56 No. 164132
>>164129
He's also been asking on
>>>/aus/194536.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:10:02 No. 164133
>>164132
Thats not me, nevermind my old dealer came through. Woot
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:10:20 No. 164134
>>164131
>Anything else that happened which was 'good' is rendered null and void and doesn't count
Bullshit, you've changed and grown heaps. Don't fucking disregard everything you've done as null and void . Appreciate the effort and changes you've made.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:12:56 No. 164135
>>164132
Why have you been going there ?
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:13:17 No. 164136
>>164131
>I have some good ideas, to be honest.
You need 4L of goon, stat. Goon will help, I am a trusted medical man and faith based healer.
>When I try again I won't be telling anyone.
Swing by Dan's before you try anything. Ask for a cold, refreshing goon.
>I work in IT, doing repair work.
In a government job? Or are you that NEET that had a relationship with that woman in the office or am I just remembering IT Crowd?
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:14:08 No. 164137
>>164135
The janitor was doing bad things to my posts that made me quite sad…
I won't do it again.
It was just a joke.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:21:38 No. 164138
>>164134
I don't agree. I haven't really changed or grown at all. I feel the exact way I did at the start of the year. You might think having a gf makes one change and grow, and you would be right, but the person I dated didn't require any of that, since initially they didn't care I was an incompetent loser. Eventually even they got sick of me too, like everyone else in my life eventually does. If I got dumped by a girl who considers herself 'hideous' and the lowest of the low, what chance do I have with anyone else? I'm just that pathetic, and of course it would happen to me. People like me aren't meant to be happy, the world just picks on them and makes their life utter shit. Occasionally, the target catches on and stops caring about this. However, that is when they are given little tastes of something good, so that they can feel that happiness, only to take it away as swiftly as it was given to them. It makes the low lower.
>>164136
It isn't a government job. I'm nowhere near chad enough to seduce a female coworker (even though I've been told I have a 'male model' face, which is utter bullshit) so I think there is some confusion.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:23:10 No. 164139
>>164138
Are you at least going to try to destroy your liver before you completely destroying your body?
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:24:06 No. 164140
>>164138
>Eventually even they got sick of me too, like everyone else in my life eventually does.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:25:47 No. 164141
>>164140
Dan turns away men rendered homeless by alcohol addiction
There is no leftover goon sent to soup kitchens, just leftover cash sent to woolworths HQ
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:25:49 No. 164142
>>164138
Stop your fucking whinging.
Moping and whining is for literal children. You have made improvements, you have built resilience. You need to keep moving forward. Even if you don't make it to the top and achieve everything you want, you HAVE to keep trying and keep progressing. Stagnation is death.
Pull up your fucking bootstraps and get on with it, no one wants to help a man who doesn't want to help himself.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:26:55 No. 164143
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:27:08 No. 164144
>>164142
This is my general sentiment too, I was just too pissweak to say it.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:27:43 No. 164145
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:27:54 No. 164147
>>164141
There are a few sips in the casks left in the dumpster behind Dan's. It's like the Ritz and you'll have the company of someone that will open up your potential.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:28:18 No. 164148
>>164145
Think, just think about that dancing pepe.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:28:19 No. 164149
>>164142
>>164144
I have already tried all of that. Don't think I haven't. There are no more bootstraps left to pull up. I can't be fucked.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:28:53 No. 164150
>>164148
Fuck, sorry. I even saved it to my desktop.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:28:54 No. 164151
>>164136
>tfw no all NEET IT department job
We should have one of us get the rest of us hired and slowly take over a company.
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:29:18 No. 164152
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:29:19 No. 164153
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:29:36 No. 164154
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NEET 10/13/18 (Sat) 08:29:38 No. 164155
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