NEET General #214 - Space Jam Edition NEET 10/07/18 (Sun) 03:24:27 No. 161134 [View All]
And so ends another week for the NEETs
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:46:34 No. 161843
>>161683
>>161840
>>161842
Welcome home. Did your phone turn up?
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:50:37 No. 161844
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>161685
I did, it was flat.
I found it in a jacket.
>>161687
I was very stressed out this morning, went to work without even listening to music on the way, which is part of my routine.
Work gave me something to focus on so that was good.
Went and saw nan on the way home and she was in an ok mood which was nice, she gets really narky in her old age sometimes so you can never tell if you are walking into a verbal assault.
Listened to this on the way home, Paul Simon is great.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:51:31 No. 161845
>>161843
Yeah, It was in the jacket that I wore to tailem bend.
I had to tell my boss who took it pretty well, I was expecting him to be mad.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:52:13 No. 161846
>>161689
Yes, that was vile.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:52:38 No. 161847
>>161834
Might watch that oyatlov pass movie on halloween, and some classic hammer movies. But I've probably seen most the horror movies that are worth seeing.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:53:07 No. 161848
>>161844
Does your Nan have dementia or something similar? It can change their personality sometimes.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:53:29 No. 161849
Feeling like I'm high from weed but I'm totally sober. Been a long day.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:53:47 No. 161850
>>161698
>>161699
lol
I used to see him about as a kid.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:54:06 No. 161851
>>161834
used to love a good gory scary movie, but I get to many nightmares these days so I stay away from them
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:54:21 No. 161852
>>161850
I used to live near him for a while.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:54:21 No. 161853
>>161847
That movie was pretty good, worth a watch.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:54:37 No. 161854
>>161849
You are high on life.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:54:55 No. 161855
>>161850
The Adelaide reddit had a bunch of stories about what a cunt he was away from the media. Running over people's feet on the street and telling them to fuck off, groping women at nightclubs, etc, etc.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:55:16 No. 161856
>>161848
Yeah, she's 83. She's doing well for her age but it is a bit sad to watch.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:55:39 No. 161857
>>161849
give me your weed and have a goon
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:56:17 No. 161858
>>161855
lol, dsp NEETs aren't normally the narky ones.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:56:20 No. 161859
>>161776
I just woke up right now, haven't even had my wank.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:57:28 No. 161860
>>161859
>haven't even had my wank.
Better bring up some little girl cartoons on your screen then and get to it. What a life.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:58:41 No. 161861
>>161706
Not all of the people are blind. It was made for blind veterans but anyone can get their eyes taped shut and then wear the goggle things.
I think it would be ok to laugh, it would be funny.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 08:59:49 No. 161862
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:00:54 No. 161863
>>161861
I wear one around my penis
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:01:28 No. 161864
>>161859
Have you seen the election 1ts round results
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:02:45 No. 161865
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>161710
So that's what this was about.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:03:10 No. 161866
>>161863
Do people laugh at that too?
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:03:30 No. 161867
24 degrees today in Shitbourne, walked the dog and did some shit in the garden, having a cup of goon with some ice cubes now
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:03:37 No. 161868
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:04:20 No. 161869
>>161867
It will be good for growing the veges mate
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:05:07 No. 161870
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:05:33 No. 161871
>>161869
Took my post a bit too literaly
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:05:36 No. 161872
>>161729
It is good that you have something going your way, the way things should be.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:07:05 No. 161873
>>161754
>>161750
>>161749
That's a funny coincidence. I posted that Paul Simon track before seeing these.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:08:02 No. 161874
>>161873
We are connected in ways science will never be able to explain.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:08:17 No. 161875
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:08:46 No. 161876
>>161864
Yes.
We need to fucking cut off the northeast and rename it Communist Guyana.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:10:00 No. 161877
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:10:23 No. 161878
>>161877
Fucking iPhone
Guyanal
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:10:43 No. 161879
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:11:50 No. 161880
>>161878
>phoneposting
>iphoneposting
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:12:00 No. 161881
Fuck storm coming in over Shitbourne now, batten the hatches in the warehouse Monk
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:13:51 No. 161882
There is a rape storm forecast for Joondalup.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:15:22 No. 161883
Best kind of weather right now in melb
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:15:27 No. 161884
>>161881
Kek is displeased with Pozzbourne. Soon he shall smite the city.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:17:10 No. 161885
>>161765
>16 years old
>tell my dad I'm staying at a mates
>go to town and get fucked up
>walking around hindley st at 1am
>meet a tattooist from brissy
>he's got two hotties following him around
>asks me to go up to his room
>go there ready to plow bimbo whores
>they get out needles and shoot heroin
>ask if I want some
>I say nah I'm cool and leave
>get outside and a drunk swede tourist staggers into me
>start walking her back to her backpackers place
>grab her boobie
>start making out
>take her into an alley
>bend her over
>start going for it
>suddenly feel weird and like I have to tellher I'm only 16
>I do she doesn't care
>I still feel weird
>I pull out and she starts asking what's wrong
>I say I'm sorry
>she starts crying
>I start crying telling her I'm in love with the most beautiful girl in the world bullshit
>sit in a gutter with a swedish drunk slut crying
>let her walk off
>look up
>there's a camera pointing right at me
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:17:32 No. 161886
>>161880
I was taking a shit.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:18:26 No. 161887
>>161885
That is a sad story.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:19:02 No. 161888
>>161864
tbqh nationalism doesn't make any sense for shit tier countries - the whole point if nationalism is for first world countries to keep shitty third worlder's from dragging them down.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:20:27 No. 161890
>>161886
I have just sent an email to Quilton (care of ABC Tissue) informing that recently their 4-ply 'King Size Gold' toilet paper has been smearing my shit around instead of wicking it away from my delicate balloon knot.
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:20:48 No. 161891
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:20:56 No. 161892
>>161888
It dragged Germany out of stagflation..
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NEET 10/08/18 (Mon) 09:20:58 No. 161893
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