/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

SYDNEY

>>13647

beat me to it

>>13648

welcome to the NEET gen

>>13648

Welcome, are you a NEET?

>tfw depressed

>>13651

Thanks.

>>13653

Yeah.

>>13648

Welcome. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

>>13652

More great Dan OC to adorn the board.

>>13657

Not much to tell, just a neet weeb.

>>13659

I ate ten cold pieces of the colonel's original recipe today. It was caked in oil.

I need to sort myself out.

>>13660

>Not much to tell

Every NEET has a grand and interesting story. How old are you?

>>13661

You should've just got more wicked wings last night.

I saw a shrink or maybe it was a counselor at the end of 2016. We had three sessions together. I basically unloaded years of dysfunctional living and mental illness, I remember he was really overwhelmed after the first session. Didn't feel like I got anything out of it. I had ulterior motives, I was just a hoop to jump through to not kicked out of uni at the time.

>>13664

Yes I made a serious error.

>>13665

Dealing with the unburdening of a hardcore NEET can be challenging even for professionals. They are only human.

>>13665

Did you tell him about your cumdie collection

>>13601

>those payday splurges

>>13606

A really good point. Worthy of a screencap perhaps.

>>13607

You'll be Swimmin in salt if you drink the broth.

>>13616

I meant what veges/fruits do you use to make the salad a salad.

>>13671

>>13669

Lettuce, Spinach, Cucumber, Green Capscisum, Black Olives, Carrot, Tomato.

>>13670

I didn't need to see that. Spoiler it next time.

>>13670

Maccas' loaded fries just taste like sadness.

>>13671

>27

That is about the average age here.

>>13623

Ha, and Tomic did quit. He lasted one fucking day...

>>13602

I usually get a laugh when Danny McBride is in a movie. Is it a comedy?

>>13676

The beast controls me now. My body is just a vessel and a utensil to feed it.

>>13678

>Is it a comedy?

For the most part, there were some serious bits

>>13671

Don't feel so bad, i'm 31.

>>13670

Nice belly. Why is the straw in the chip packet?

Good evening my unemployed friends

>>13654

I know tf.

>>13682

tfw about to become a wagie

>>13684

Well done mate.

>>13682

Hello.

>>13681

just landed there when it went in the bag

>belly

4 years ago I had a ripped 8 pack, one day when I find a pic I'll post it here.

>quitting cigs

>>13682

good night

>>13684

I'm 40% of the way through my ragie wagie week. It's been almost a year since I left the neetlyf now

I'd recommend doing it if you can tbh. Working gives you money and a sense of accomplishing something, plus you don't have to talk to anyone from max employment.

>>13682

Oh did you mean hello or good night?

>>13689

The former, neeto

>>13691

I think so, but I'm a bit of a brainlet so there's a good chance it doesn't

>>13687

Those mints you suck down should still be repressing your appetite and sending you to the toilet.

>>13689

Gandalf and Bilbo Baggins have a similar conversation to this in the Hobbit after Bilbo wishes him a good day.

I am about 80% through The Hobbit now. LOTR next. Have read them all several times before of course. But it has been a few years.

>>13695

read the Hobbit a couple of years ago, got through about 200 pages of LOTR last year, havent gone back to it reading a King book right now

>>13695

The closest to that sort of stuff I've read was Deltora Quest.

>>13696

Todays feel is 50's rock and roll for me

>>13694

You need to start lifting.

>>13699

My home gym is collecting dust.

>>13699

Those big boi meals need to get into his car somehow

>>13698

>Deltora Quest

That is kids stuff. I read something called "timekeepers" I think it was called. By the same author I think. That was great when I was a kid.

>>13702

Yeah I know, I just meant in that fantasy sort of stream of literature.

>>13700

Then dust it off mate.

>>13704

I'll do it tomorrow.

>>13703

Fantasy books can be a good way to pass the time.

>>13705

Me too.

Mummybot has an obnoxious habit of always asking me where I am going if I leave the house, as if I'm going to go do drugs or some shit. I've never smoked weed and I drink alcohol that's about it.

>>13708

You'll miss that when no one asks you.

She does it because she cares.

>>13710

I wouldn't miss it. I hate cunts poking their nose into my life.

>>13710

No I don't. It's intrusive, I have little regard for my personal safety and I always then come home to 20 questions after going on my NEETwalk/NEET-Nightwalk

>>13708

She worries about you. You are not like the other boys. You are not completely mentally well.

>>13709

For a second I thought the author's name was Bill Wankan. I think that means I spend too much time here.

>>13713

Do you have the full set of mr men reaction images?

Do you like this song MusicNEET?

>>13719

I'm sure if you are creative you can find a use for all of them.

>>13717

Wow I've posted this image dozens of times and only just realized the snot coming out of wojaks nose looks like a dick

>>13718

I never really got into the beach boys, listening to it now. I've heard a bunch of their songs.

I really didn't like pet sounds and people go on about it like it's the bee's knees.

>>13715

Read a Wankan

>>13712

>I have little regard for my personal safety

More reason for her to care.

>>13718

Pretty psychedelic, it's ok. A bit "droney". The tone of the guitar sounded good amongst everything though.

>>13718

This is what I'm listening to now.

>>13726

Have you seen the movie Almost Famous?

>>13728

Yeah, ages ago. I can sort of remember the cover. I cant remember it well.

Dont they go to hollywood to be an actor and a rock star?

Did the bins get brought back in?

>>13727

It started off okay but when the vocals started I did not like it any more.

>>13730

They did.

>>13729

>Dont they go to hollywood to be an actor and a rock star?

No it is a movie about a teenage boy who tours with a rock band in the seventies to write a story about them for Rolling Stone magazine.

>>13731

Most of the band had ties with James Brown's band, this is sort of the result one funk after taking a shit ton of acid

>it's the same band they just had two names because ?

This is another song on the Almost Famous soundtrack.

>>13733

Cant recall seeing it.

>>13733

my boy mark kozelek was in it

>>13709

There's a lot of boong sex in that book and how to have sex with boongs

>>13737

That is a nice little song.

>>13739

I will crush my balls in a vice if you honestly listened to the entire song

>>13742

I got to the part where she burns herself to death.

>>13740

We're all smelly alcoholics too, so it cancels out

>>13744

I'm not an alcoholic.

I didn't win the OzLotto. Sorry NEETs.

>>13744

Im not

>>13746

RIP

>>13747

How long were you out of hospital for before you had your first drink?

>>13750

Did pretty good for about a month. When you finally decide it's over there's about a week where you're so used to being wasted that feeling sober is almost like it's own high. No hangovers and all the spare energy feels great. Then you just slowly start wanting a drink worse and worse each day.

>>13471

what's it about

>>13482

if you put it above the stove, expect it to get real greasy and dirty within a year.

>>13751

Do you have any other vices? Food? Drugs? Cigs?

>>13752

>expect it to get real greasy and dirty within a year.

Yeah I expect this. It only cost me $40 so I will just chuck it out if it can't be cleaned.

Just spray some plastic coating on it so you can clean it easier.

>>13752

>what's it about

A guy driving and then a radio station. It only goes for 40 mins so any more than that will sort of ruin it.

Bit lovecraft-ian

https://vimeo.com/102372269 - link to movie

>>13754

My dad had one above his oven and I think the greasy look looks cool.

>>13751

You know my feels exactly, though I'm yet to end up in a hospital. Yet. This is my 2nd night and longest I've been sober this year. It's going to be hard getting through this week, especially with an upcoming group-job-search appointment. Wish I'd never touched the stuff tbqh.

>>13757

H-Hello friend.

>>13757

Just saw the smokes, it is you isnt it?

Post your fucking feet hot stuff.

>>13757

Is that you Monk?

Fuck me, Japanese school girl mode is on.

Grinning from ear to ear.

>>13766

Have you been lurking/posting here since you left or did you quit chans all together for a bit?

Did it help?

I spend the first day after arriving fucking this tinder girl all day in the hotel. Set it up before arriving. Pretty thiccc but after 4 times I was exhausted. Came into the city and found a bed for 5 bucks a night. Some packs of smokes are a buck, marb lights are about 2. But beers are fucking expensive. 4 bucks for a long neck. Shame they don't have any goon here.

I got in on the 27th, so this is my 3rd day. It comes as no surprise that I'm fucking hungover today, gorgeous out of bed at 5pm.

Go hard cunts I guess, but it's too expensive to drink a lot here. And they cut my bux down to 115 a week.

>>13773

>laid and $5 room

good shit

> gorgeous out of bed at 5pm.

You're exciting the NEETs enough already without giving us imagery

When's the uni thing start?

>>13772

Great oc as always you doggy dog bastard

>>13769

I lurked for a few days and made some anonymous posts but then I actually left. I was posting in the 4ch/int asean threads asking questions but otherwise Chan free. I guess it did help, I was more productive but pretty bored

>>13775

Did you get a bit more work with your dad before going? That sounded like a decent thing.

I had to make fucking heaps of posts explaining that I'm not a homo because we had our eyes closed at the time and that's not gay.

>>13775

>I was more productive

How do you mean?

>>13776

Not really. Work at the steel mill dried up after a week, so I just came here early. Uni starts in like 2 weeks. Yeah I was watching everyone call you gay, top laugh. Liked the videos too

More productive in that I had to do shit to prepare for coming here, guess I didn't radically fix my life. Not yet

>>13778

>Liked the videos too

cheers mate, I haven't made one in a while now. I dont know what to make them about.

Think I'll leave the heavier type shit to cheesecake, he's better at talking about that stuff.

>Not yet

It'll happen mate, new country, new page.

You got the world by the cunt.

How long are you there for? Planning on coming home to see the folks each semester/year?

Just because the smokes are cheap doesn't mean smoke as much as you can, dear piss was unexpected though. As if a beer's fucking almost the same price as accommodation.

>>13779

>>13778

Actually that sort of begs the question, how shit is your apartment?

Are there other uni students/foreigners there?

Can you speak the language?

sorry for bombarding you with questions

>>13773

What race was the tinder girl you rooted? Did you wear a condom?

>>13773

How many smokes are you going through per day?

>>13782

>>13781

Thank fuck some other NEETs came back, I thought the return of Monk would be an onslaught of posts.

>>13781

>while in a shitskin country, what race was the girl the curry-lover fucked?

What a mystery

>>13783

It is pretty late. You know we are an early to bed board these days.

Rothmans might be cheaper, but they've got an aftertaste like an elderly Abbo wiping his ass with my lungs.

>>13784

That other bloke that went over seas only got a white chick.

Missed opportunity, you gotta try the local produce.

>>13785

yeah I guess, they'll be kicking themselves.

>>13787

Are they the ones with that blue crush shit?

>tfw depressed again

I had a bit of a problem tonight. I decided to go out, I didn't want to drink cause I'm still on the losing weight meme. I got a soda water with a lemon to look like I was drinking vodka. My roommates university friends were at the table and I'm sitting at the end. I had managed to talk to the korean girl next to me before the fried chicken, rice and salad had arrived. It was about ~5 mins after I had eaten my meal the girl next to me starting asking about my life. I couldn't lie knowing my roommate would just tell her the truth and I was getting uncomfortable at this point so I went to the toilet and left the restaurant.

This is what keeps preventing me, the fact is you'll be looked at like some scum for not being normal enough in regards to other's success. I'm so fucked and I keep doubting myself and there's nowhere to go from here I feel. I can't afford university or tafe[that's if I'm even eligible] and then on top of that I try and invest time into other activities and I drop it. That fucking midi keyboard I tried for about 20 mins and it's sitting in the corner of the room. What a fucking waste of money.

Nearly every night I end up crying in the shower or into my pillow.

>>13788

>they'll be kicking themselves

Just because you really like something doesn't mean everyone else does too. It is always smart to keep that in mind.

I'm here for 6 months. Haven't actually been smoking that much, kinda feel like a retarded deadshit when I do. Maybe I'll actually quit after all. The girl was a gook, can't say I'm that into gooks. I didn't wear a conny and I came inside her 4 times. She was on the end of a period too, after all day the bed looked like a murder scene lel

>>13789

Think that's the Winfields. That probably aren't much better.

>>13791

If you cultivate an air of confidence about being NEET and not having accomplished much then it won't matter. Most people only care about themselves anyway.

>>13791

>so I went to the toilet and left the restaurant

Kek, did you climb out the toilet window?

>>13791

I always just tell people I'm unemployed. It's never occurred to me that they would look down on me

>>13791

Play up the positives and down play the negatives.

>got a job

that's a bigger positive than most of us have

>>13800

I always say "unemployed at the moment". I never tell anyone I'm on DSP. Sometimes you see someone who is in their thirties calling themselves a pensioner because they are on DSP. I will never do that. Makes me cringe.

>>13802

I never tell anyone I'm on DSP neither, they could ask why and open that kettle of fish which is much worse than just being unemployed.

>>13793

Are you going to meet up with this girl again?

>>13803

>they could ask why

Or just guess which is almost as bad..

>>13806

>pics

You're good to us NEETs.

>>13806

She looks worth a root if there is nothing better to do.

>>13809

You are a lowly dole bludger now don't try and live too rich. The goon and weed all cost money.

>>13809

How long since you cleaned the pipe? That's enough to give you a decent buzz. put a little ball of tobacco under it in the cone hole so it doesnt just bubble and drip straight down.

>>13808

She loved it. Complimented it so much it got annoying. It's pretty hard to knock up a chick still on her period. I've done my research on the menstrual cycle for exactly this purpose.

>>13813

Have you got any other birds lined up on tinder?

>>13814

Got literally 1000+ matches from a month of tinder plus. But I'd have to get a hotel to fuck any, can't really be bothered. I'll start with that when I have my own place

>>13815

>Chad foreigner getting all the pussy

watch out the nippon local guys dont wanna fight

What is the place you're in now like?

>>13812

Cleaned my pipe on the weekend but chucked out most of the resin

>>13817

Get yourself a moccona jar or something that keeps the smell in and chuck it all in there.

Do you smoke spin in the pipe?

Well it is getting late NEETs, I am off to bed.

Monk it was great to hear from you. I hope you have a good time over there and please keep us all updated.

>>13819

Good call, don't want to be late for literally nothing.

>>13820

I find that even when I have nothing to do, keeping to some sort of schedule keeps me in a better frame of mind.

I'm off too.

Good night friends.

Great hearing that you're doing alright Monk. Have fun over there.

>>13818

I keep my weed in those jars, i smoke with spin sometimes even thou i know it's pointless

>>13822

Night. I'm off too.

Alright NEETs, the return of warehouse has made me happy enough to post a new story, had a productive day today despite waking up at 2pm, walked the dog, went to Dan's and then the gym My finances are looking fucking awful though so I think that I will need to get on the bux, Will cenno be ok if I use my PO box to send letters to, as mummybot will reee if she finds out I'm on bux and she would find out through letters from cenno coming through to our mailbox

>>13825

PO Box should be fine. They do Online Only these days, I think.

>tfw depressed

Ok so after several days of depression induced blue-ballsing of the gen about my sperg out stories here's another one

>year 10

>still trying to become friends with this group of autists mainly gooks

>one day at a break time

>overhear them talking about them going to play pool or something on a weekend

>they had promised to invite me

>ask them why they didn't

>leader so to speak of this group starts talking to me

>tells me how it's because I'm weird and everyone hates me

>he leaves the libary

>I follow him

>he goes to where the lockers were

>notices me there and asks me why I followed him

>pretty mad at this point

>start screaming loudly "YOU ARE FUCKING SCUM!"

>repeat the line over and over

>punch him on the nose

>pandemonium ensued

>normies all around watching and laughing

>his friends also there watching

>get called a spastic the rest of the week

>people keep asking me when I will shoot up the school

>pretty depressed from home shit at the time as multiple relatives had died not long before this and mummybot was seriously ill

>one day later that week

>decided that I would try to off my self

>after school

>run onto busy highway

>car brakes just in front of me missing me

>woman in car asks if I was ok

>mumble "i guess"

>run home in tears

That time really marked the end of my spergout type phase and for the rest of HS I was really just a depressed reculse, sort of like today

I'd love to see CCTV footage of Vape escaping that restaurant from the bathroom window

>>13828

Nice story m8. Did that gook kid give you any shit after? Did your 'spastic' reputation follow you for the rest of high school?

Also, fuck the normies asking if you were going to shoot up the school, should have told them you would have no problem executing them, fucking faggots

>>13829

It would be funny

>>13825

PO Box would be no problem at all.

>>13828

Sounds like High School was a nightmare for you mate. I can relate to some of it, but not all. I know what you mean about stopping sperging out and just becoming a depressed recluse instead. It is what I did. I don't know if it was the right move.

>>13830

The gook left me alone after that bar a few comments here and there, the spastic reputation followed me for the next year and a bit but died down toward the end of my HS days

>>13831

>>13826

Great

>>13832

I don't know either, I guess I never will either

sup fellow neets

I was thinking about saving some in aussie bank account, but it really wasn't worth it, since we have shitty lower interest rates, I'm not a economist, Can I put it in some crypto?

>>13835

If you want slow steady increase in savings gold or silver is better. Premiums will suck for small amounts though. Can't say putting money you need into crypto is a great bet tbh.

>>13835

>since we have shitty lower interest rates

You get like 1.5%-2.6% pa with Suncorp savings accounts, that's pretty good compared to the average yank savings interest rate of 0.06%.

>>13835

I would not get your financial advice from the NEET General if I were you.

You can get an interest rate of close to 3% at the better Aussie banks. That is not too bad.

>>13836

I'm thinking quarter in crypto like 400-300 worth twice a year, To see how it goes.

I have finished reading The hobbit. I gave it 4 stars on Goodreads. It is a very special book to me since it got me started reading Tolkien's work back in primary school.

>>13840

>4 Stars

>Pros

>Hobbits

>Cons

>Not enough or too many Hobbits depending on the situation

>>13842

Christ sounds more like a prison story than a school story.

>>13813

Would it have been possible she was ovulating at the time? Isn't that a part of the period cycle?

I am up early for my psychologist appointment.

Morning NEETs.

>>13847

GOOD MORNING!

>>13848

>>13847

Good morning my big lusty NEETs. You're up early. Going in to wage?

>>13849

>Going in to wage?

Nope, I just wake up early.

>>13850

Same here lately. Although I used to be a 3am to 12 noon sleeper but that changed for some unknown reason.

>>13849

I get up at 5am every day.

>>13852

Same, usually go to bed around 11:30

>>13842

>>after class, find their homeroom teacher and tell her everything

>>mfw she laughs at my face and walks away

Should have raped that whore with the glass.

>>13855

I don't know who that anime girl is but I want to drown her in the bath.

>>13856

That's not nice.

>tfw woke up severely depressed

>>13861

bigboi

Where are you NEETs?

>tfw severely impressed and mildly refreshed with moderately blessed feel

>>13864

>tfw unimpressed

>>13865

>tfw compressed

>>13866

>tfw pressed

>>13867

>tfw distressed

>>13868

>tfw stressed

Big willy

Good morning friends, how did you sleep?

>>13823

Nah, I meant that in regard to if the res was straight or not. I dont think it's that pointless, especially if it's not burning well by itself or you want to spread it out more.

>>13825

>I will need to get on the bux

How have you been living not on them?

>>13873

Salt their land.

>>13828

I was really into the story until

>car brakes just in front of me missing me

>woman in car asks if I was ok

poor lady, I get that you were a kid but shit like that could ruin other peoples lives.

>>13842

What country are you from?

>>13851

>for some unknown reason.

Has it changed since the new board?

My sleeping's been better since /ausneets/ came about.

>>13855

Mornin Karen

>>13873

Australia has a boomer problem, that much is clear. By living the NEET lifestyle and not paying taxes we are helping to stop it.

The next step will be to leave the country and live on a NEET retreat on a tropical island.

>get wasted and order a bunch of shit from J-List because I am a burden to the economy

>package arrives and it's just one item

What. Are they really sending it in two separate packages? That's dumb.

>>13881

Tasmania isn't tropical, numbnuts.

>>13884

Throw enough pissbottles into the environment and things are bound to get steamy.

>>13883

Why did you include "I am a burden to the economy", what's that got to do with it?

>>13884

Found the boomer.

>>13875

>>13881

>>13882

HE IS STILL FUCKING GOING

>>13886

Spending is good, economically.

>>13886

Because if I wasn't a failure of a NEET I would have ordered from AmiAmi.

>>13888

I've found that people like that really appreciate electronic music played loudly out of large speakers at all hours of the day.

>>13890

(Yes I know Tasmania is not a tropical island but I am a delusional optimist.)

>>13891

> failure of a NEET

huh?

>>13893

Just making a joke about J-List as a shop, don't read too far into it.

>>13894

Do go on, elaborate on that point wont you?

what's for lunch cunts?

>>13897

>any weeb/NEET worth their salt

I don't really get what you mean by that..

Sorry if I'm making things difficult.

>>13898

I got up like 20mins ago, I'm still having my coffee.

>>13899

No, this conversation is done and stands as the most awkward and stilted exchange I've had in months. At this point you're just fucking with me.

>>13901

>At this point you're just fucking with me.

What did I do? I didn't mean to make you feel that way. How did I make you feel like that?

>>13871

Good morning. Slept pretty rough. woke up a couple of times.

>>13878

No it began a few months ago. I think it was because I moved my bed into a different bedroom. I hear more noises from the street now.

>>13905

It's okay NEET.

>>13904

Is it uncommon for you to wake up multiple times?

>>13906

>I hear more noises from the street now.

…and that makes you go to sleep earlier?

>>13898

I am going to cook up an Old El Paso Mexican Rice kit with 500g of minced beef.

>>13907

I hope so. I was starting to think it was a test. I don't want to be a failure as a NEET.

>>13905

It is alright mate, just a misunderstanding on the chans. Nothing to worry about.

>>13910

I got some mince a few days ago, I'm going to cook monk's recipe of it with Mongolian sauce and frozen veggies.

>>13908

Not really but I usually get back to sleep more easily. Last night I had to get up and get on the PC because my mind was racing and lying there in bed was no good for me.

>>13909

It makes me wake up earlier, which makes me tired earlier in the evening which makes me go to bed earlier.

>>13898

I had my usual breakfast of three eggs fried in a small pan with garlic burnies so I'll be full for quite some time.

>>13913

>I'm going to cook monk's recipe

I hope it makes you feel close to him.

>>13912

Hmm, I think I learnt something today.

>>13916

That sounds like the sort of breakfast your friends on the NEET General might like a photograph of.

>>13917

I've been meaning to for ages but only just got some mince. Looked like a good way to get rid of the mongolian sauce that I otherwise wouldn't've used.

>>13914

I play shitty phone games to get my mind to stop.

I am back from the psychologist. I found out I missed a parcel delivery while I was out so now I have to go into the Post Office for it. Oh well these things happen I suppose. I had wanted to stay home for the next couple of weeks straight.

>>13922

The extra ingredient is love.

>>13915

Yeah, that makes sense. I like it when something wakes me up extra early, like around 5ish and I get to hear all the wagies go to work and watch the sunrise.

>>13920

Of course, of course. I wasn't implying anything.

>>13926

I have none of his secret ingredient yet but I make do with some of my personal home grown produce.

>>13928

Do you cook the garlic bread first? that seems like a lot of extra work.

>>13928

That looks very comfy. Are you a big boy?

>>13923

A reason to have o go out might do you good.

>>13929

>cook

?

>>13930

No I'm small. That's why a breakfast like that keeps me full well into lunchtime.

>>13931

I went out today. I find it overwhelming having to go out too often. Especially during business hours. I generally like to get things done early.

>>13932

Like from frozen so that you can get the pieces apart.

Also how do you cook your eggs I hate having to flip mine because I lays fuck at least one.

>>13933

Very nice.

>>13934

Maybe that will be a good outing tomorrow or the next day.

Don't leave it too long.

>>13935

> I lays

I always*

>>13935

Instead of flipping eggs I have seen people use a spoon and pour hot oil from the pan over the top of the eggs several times.

I was looking up why Tassie devils and tigers went extinct from the mainland of Australia (about 3,200 years ago) and came across this.

Never heard this before

>The Dingo is Australia's wild dog. It was probably introduced to Australia by Asian seafarers about 4,000 years ago. Its origins have been traced back to a south Asian variety of Grey Wolf (Canis lupus lupus).

I thought they were actually native, like they evolved here.

>>13935

>Like from frozen so that you can get the pieces apart.

I put mine in the fridge instead of the freezer so they can be cut easily with a knife. I start grilling the pieces some time before putting the eggs into the pan so that everything can be ready at the same time. (If there's a sausage, I put that on the warm pan before the bread because it takes a lot of time for a round sausage to heat up from the flat pan.)

>Also how do you cook your eggs I hate having to flip mine because I lays fuck at least one.

Heat up the pan with olive oil. When I crack the eggs into the pan it should be hot enough that the white immediately sizzles and solidifies. For some reason this unlocks an extremely delicious smell from the yolk. I never flip the eggs because I like to keep a reservoir of liquid yolk to spread all over the white and to dip the bread and meat into.

>>13939

My dad has a way that he puts a teaspoon of water in the pan, while it is really hot nd then puts a lid on it and it steams the top of them a bit.

They come out really nice, I've tried to do it many times but always mess it up.

I might try what you are saying next time.

>>13941

I like runny eggs too but how do you get the white to semi harden on the top if you dont flip them? Is it like >>13939 said with the oil?

>>13843

sometimes it kind of felt that way, to be honest.

>>13877

slovenia. you might've seen me posting around before, sometimes i forget to hide flag.

>>13944

>slovenia

ah, yeah. I thought you were a proxy.

You dont have to hide flag though.

>>13945

i think proxy gives the unknown (question mark) flag. i just didn't wanna stick out too much. i might let it show more

>>13943

I dunno, it just hardens. I like to fry them for long enough that it's crispy at the bottom, maybe that's why.

You need to fertilise the eggs while they are in the pan.

>>13948

Otherwise they will be full of empty carbs.

She was the sweetest thing, I declare,

That the summer breeze ever blown my way

But, lady, she had no idea my illustrious occupation

She thought I was a saint, not a sinner gone astray

>>13951

Very green for this time of year.

>>13951

Any potential game meat?

>>13952

Nah no one's around except a food truck with 0 customers

>>13951

You planning to take some creepshots?

>>13951

First rape of the year?

>>13949

I see you went to NEET nutritional college too.

Packet of twisties and a coffee for lunch.

>>13958

I miss being a kid and eating junk food like that. It makes me break out in pimples at my current age. I hope you have an enjoyable time snacking NEET.

>>13958

Chicken or cheese twisties?

>>13959

When one gets a bit older one realises all the stuff we liked as a kid generally tastes shit too.

>>13959

Thankyou

>>13960

Cheese

>>13961

You are quite correct. I think this is the first time in 20 years I've had them, and they taste nothing like I remember

>>13962

>>13961

At least salt and vinegar chips still taste great.

>>13964

I live on a diet of toilet water and bull ants

>>13967

That one looks okay. I am no expert on brainlet wojak physiognomy though. Should the skull be concave?

>>13970

I copypasted the eyes and mouth but shifted their relative positions. It also makes it look more authentic if you have the canvas zoomed out to 50% or even smaller so that the jittery mouse movements are magnified.

>>13967

It's not a bad drawing (well it is bad but that's the intention right?) although 'it' looks too intelligent for some reason (could be the seriousness/awareness of the eyes). Did you intentionally make the nose look like that of an aborigine?

>>13975

>>13967

It looks like E.T.

>>13975

>Did you intentionally make the nose look like that of an aborigine?

Yes.

>>13847

>>13850

Morning, I only just awoke which I regret. Now I'll be awake late tonight and I have an appointment early tomorrow morning.

>>13979

That feel injures me to this day.

>>13980

would have been nice, hey?

>>13860

Does coming to this normalshit infested board help with that?

>>13983

Get out faggot

>>13984

No. I will ruin this degenerate shithole.

>>13986

>tfw can't see the moon because the world is burning

>>13983

>normalshit infested board

Thank you.

>>13990

>diet

>thickshake

bigboi diet.

>>13990

I'm gonna attempt the large stacker combo and 24 nuggets challenge again for dindins.

>>13993

As long as you dont get a bunch of original recipe you'll be right.

One or two is ok but any more than that is shit.

Stacker combo come with mash and gravy? I like dipping/scooping that up with wicked wings.

>>13995

Good luck tomorrow NEET.

>>13990

10/10 the standard of OC is maintained

Hungover as fuck. Time for my brekky beer

>>13864

>tfw chronic sinner who'll never be blessed

>>13928

A smear of vegemite or jam on the garlic bread would make it a more appropriate breakfast item.

>>13943

Not a fan of runny yolk. I like to 'pierce' the yolk with the egg shell to help it all cook quicker, or if I have anything else in the pan that's cooked and hot I'll put it on top of the egg if I cbf waiting.

>>13973

The 2nd is much better

>>13976

That it does

>>13979

No year 12 GF when you were in the same grade, or any year of HS? Don't know why I'm asking, of course it's the latter.

>>14000

How cheap is a Bintang over there?

>>14004

Same grade I guess, I suppose unlike other NEETs all the girls at my high school were surprisingly disproportionately unattractive despite going to quite a large school so there isn't any thoughts regarding missing out on any girl in particular. Just the overall feeling, it would have been nice to have had a qt to finish high school with and sort of open the next chapter of your life up with.

>>14000

Didn't you get abducted and dumped at a shopping centre 2 hours away?

>>14006

I had a loan car from a mechanic I know here because he was fixing a bumper and it wouldn't start. I thought it was the starter motor because the lights were still coming on and all the electrics was ok and it wasn't even trying to turn over.

I put the jumper leads on it for over 15 mins yesterday and still nothing happened.

Anyway I went and got him and he came in his car, he got his battery out and just held it on its side, got two spanners and connected it by putting the spanners on both of their terminals

I get funny just using the leads let alone holding directly onto the thing the current is going through.

Never seen that before, it worked though.

>>13766

newfagneet pls

>>14007

All that innocent but really cute flirting and touching, sitting next to one another in class, holding hands during recess and of course awkward first-kisses behind toilet blocks. I missed out too.

>>14008

that guys flag is the malay one i think

>>14010

?

>>14011

Yeah pretty much, you hit the nail on the head.

I remember I caught the bus from a Westfields that other high school kids caught and just sitting there as the qts went past, it sounds cringey but I always wished one would sit next to me on the bus or come up and ask me for directions as to where a shop is inside the Westfields and we could hit it off. I was so pathetic back then

>>13923

I'm trying to stay home more too as when I do venture out I end up spending money. How did your psych session go?

>>14014

Looks like a cheapo mccains supreme pizza.

>>14017

It pretty much is, it's an aldi one

>>14019

That bottom one is cool

>>14021

I don't like bacon/ham but overall looks pretty solid for $3, well done anon.

>>13990

Magnificent OC.

>>14002

On what grounds were you rejected?

>>14003

I dislike runny yolk too. Like to fry my eggs hard as a rock.

>>14021

Looks perfect. Very skilfully prepared ChefNEET.

Just got my latest electricity bill. It was about $100 less than last quarter so I am relatively pleased. Still $400 though.

>>14021

Amazing pizza

>>14029

Do you live on your own?

>>14032

Yes.

>>14033

For a quarter that's pretty high. I live with mummybot and her bill is a bit over $300. Do you have the AC on often?

>>14034

No. I live in SA we have very high power prices.

>>14035

Fuck me, your electrical grid has been

C H I N K E D

>>14036

The whole country is heading that way.

I don't want to live in a gookdom

Still can't get more than a couple of chips in after a stacker burger and 24 nuggets. I'll never be chair fused nurgle man 2018 at this rate.

>>14041

You need to push through it. Ignore the pain.

>>14041

You can't give up.

>>14024

Fuck sake.

That wasn't comfy at all.

>>14039

I'd like to live with a dominating gook

>>14044

The waistline is completely gone

RIP

>>14045

I might give it a watch. No spoilers please.

I like a comfy film but sometimes a sad or unsettling one can hit the spot too.

>>14048

>then drained of fat

You're missing out on all those empty carbs.

>Dan

you cheeky devil

looks alright though like it would fill you up well.

>>14052

I thought you boys would appreciate the cheeky Dan.

>>14055

I have given up trying to protect my privacy. Thank God no-one gives enough of a shit about me to harm me with my information.

>>14056

You look nice today.

>>14057

I never look nice. Obviously my privacy is still intact.

>>14059

Is Dan's unvailable in store thing when you're looking at beer always correct?

Might have to go to bws.

>>14060

It's pretty accurate in my experience.

>>14060

What sort of beer are you after?

>>14062

Tun draught. It's got good reviews and it's 30 dollars for 30 cans. maybe I will try it another day.

For fucks sake

Got a tickle in my arsehole

>>14055

Who do you think is in charge here?

Post a pic of your legs..

We're still in the trial period for a razor that is specifically for men. Within the next 15-20 years you will see more and more masculine men taking up the practice. We have had much success promoting it in the cycling and swimming world to the point where people are starting to do it of their own accord. The next 5 year plan is to start getting relatively large named celebrities to do it as a trend, we have already developed the stencils for shaved patterns and cross product placement advertising on their legs. Think about that! Roger Federer with a nike symbol shaved on his leg! The profits are going to be immeasurable. All the razors, aftershave pre-shave foams and creams and men shaving as much as women.

We couldn't've done it without you NEETs.'

>tfw depressed

>>14064

need a hand?

>tfw stressed

>tfw somewhat refreshed

>tfw blessed

>>14064

One of the NEETs has a soothing lotion.

>>14071

Dan has a soothing potion

>>14064