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File: 21317a7b275ecc8⋯.png (10.33 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, NK at dans.png)

 No.12882

OLD >>12133

The silence isn't so bad, til I look at my hands and feel sad, 'cause the spaces between me fingers are right where yours fit perfectly

 No.12884

He's inside all of us


 No.12888

>>12884

He's been inside all of us

>ftfy


 No.12890

>>12888

He never left


 No.12891

>>12890

Until I see a pic of him hunting for prey or his dirty sheets I'm going to have another monk episode.


 No.12899

>>12891

I just posted in the other thread


 No.12900

>>12899

I saw it but I don't believe.


 No.12901

SYDNEY


 No.12902

>>12885

TBH I'm bisexual, but I'd never raise kids with another man, I also dislike the casual sex a lot of them /cuteboys/ engage in. I also dislike anal penetration, the idea of shoving my dick into a shitter or having a dick in my ass scares me.


 No.12903

>>12899

Fuck mate you went through that toilet roll pretty quick


 No.12904

>>12902

You're not very good at being a gay


 No.12905

>>12904

He needs to try harder.


 No.12906

File: 7ea7c49beeee2b7⋯.jpg (1.56 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15172159327791743330105.jpg)

>>12900

Seeing is believing


 No.12907

>>12903

Haven't even had a wank today, might save it up for the onahole but I think it's becoming a meme at this point


 No.12908

>>12906

>using a trash bag for rubbish

>letting light into your room

>floor is clean

>shelves are neat

>computer desk not covered in alcohol

Did you get a girlfriend or something?


 No.12909

>>12906

Way to ruin the fucking magic mate. I thought you were here but I do genuinely hope you're cool after your sad episode and are having fun home alone

Why didnt you say my OC was good? It's you ya cunt.


 No.12910

>>12904

I've read too much about anal ruptures, HIV statistics and other infections and medical complications.

Anime poster or me can dress up as anime girls though.As long as it's a loving relationship :3


 No.12911

>>12908

And he hasn't had mummybot on his case for a couple days.

They grow up so fast.


 No.12912

>>12910

I like anime as much as any other autistic weeb but I think I'll let you two have that shit to yourselves


 No.12913

>>12906

Is that for your onahole? I thought you weren't using it.


 No.12914

>>12908

It will look like shit again in a week, I'd buy a goon but gotta budget this week

>>12909

Can't look at OC with Dan in it when your broke


 No.12915

>>12914

>It will look like shit again in a week

I know the feeling. Good to see you're making good decisions though


 No.12916

File: 0a93f0d0689c12b⋯.png (56.64 KB, 201x419, 201:419, NKpepe.png)

>>12914

Didn't you get the dole back?


 No.12917

I like both of your OC 10/10 remains dynamic


 No.12918

>>12916

Did but had to pay a big plumbers bill


 No.12919

>>12917

I think the slouch from 8 faps a day is off a bit thought


 No.12920

File: eb95fafdfc236e0⋯.png (157.09 KB, 711x885, 237:295, eb95fafdfc236e09a27c1a3c9e….png)

>tfw still alive

The ride never ends, neetos


 No.12921

>>12917

It's ok I dont really need kudos, but cheers

>>12918

not keen on the cenno loan?

>>12919

yeah I should've saved the template someone made

He also kinda looks like he has tits.

Not the best outcome.


 No.12922

>>12912

Yup

>>12906

Is that lube expensive? How many onaholes do you own?

Animeposter pls respond, you're gay/bi right? Or you just joking?


 No.12923

File: 58bd715091fdbb6⋯.jpg (37.41 KB, 480x542, 240:271, 58bd715091fdbb602a4b1b1a5c….jpg)

>>12906

I could never walk into a sin shop, or a sin aisle in woolies and purchase lube.


 No.12924

>>12921

>Not the best outcome

Next time create a big big boi NEET, don't look down your OC. I did like it


 No.12925

>>12922

>animeposter

wouldn't that be applicable to aboug 75% of the general?


 No.12926

>>12923

Just use the self service….


 No.12927

I don't think there are many gook toon enthusiasts in the NEETgen.


 No.12928

>>12925

It used to be pretty evenly split between weebs and normies who hate anime, meaning that you needed to not post too many anime images or the latter neets would reeee at you

Not sure about now


 No.12929

File: a786aab2e5b74f3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 512.98 KB, 685x510, 137:102, sailor chaika.png)

File: ac32d962fc175cc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 989.92 KB, 821x1078, 821:1078, laugh.png)

File: 45b12b309ae9b9f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.14 MB, 1520x1045, 16:11, OP.png)

File: 798f2937bb4d9a4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.29 MB, 1642x1047, 1642:1047, dancing.png)

File: 0c027da78c6f430⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.67 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, abysshole.png)

>>12928

I will lay an elaborate trap then and see.


 No.12930

File: d8b302fc7b8d6bb⋯.png (302.27 KB, 532x489, 532:489, 1.png)

File: 9fa0624e4fc58d6⋯.png (1001.78 KB, 685x1199, 685:1199, 2.png)

2 aldi chicken kievs for dinner


 No.12931

>>12925

He posts Akarins also I think?


 No.12932

>>12931

You can't blankpost here


 No.12933

>>12930

Kievs are fancy tendies, for fancy neets.


 No.12934

>>12932

???

If you mean the unknown flag. He's using a VPN but not TOR to post images.

>>12929

>tfw can't post spoilered hentai without getting banned because anti-loli brigade


 No.12935

>>12923

Just stuff it at the bottom of your shopping basket and quickly do it through self serve


 No.12936

>>12935

There's a 100% chance of getting an error and needing to wave over the teenage girl wagie if you try that


 No.12937

File: d8d7e381e4c5842⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32 KB, 704x400, 44:25, 7a88a8a04fc93218eb1765323a….jpg)

best girl


 No.12938

>>12923

Buy it online, just make sure mummybot doesn't get it first.


 No.12939

>>12937

>tfw people on chans tend to just think of Misaki as a dumb whore


 No.12940

>>12936

Who gives a fuck what some checkout slut thinks, tell her I'd she doesn't hurry up fixing the machine you won't use the lube when you rape her in the ass


 No.12941

>>12937

That's a drawing, it's not a real girl


 No.12942


 No.12943

Futari de Oshigoto is a good doujin. Warning traps. Will not link for obvious reasons.

>>12937

What about the Persona 3/4/5 girls?


 No.12944

>>12942

Cause he is fag


 No.12945

>>12944

He only wanted to make friends though


 No.12946

>>12942

Thats hilarious.


 No.12947

>>12946

$3000 fine and no conviction. Autism is empowering


 No.12948

>>12939

She is kind of dumb, or rather naive, but not a whore.


 No.12949

>>12947

Us NEETs could be having so many adventures and we would barely get in any trouble.


 No.12950

>>12949

We could achieve gf2018, he had a relationship with the security guard that helped his with his shenanigans


 No.12951

File: 67fd0564882d8f6⋯.jpg (218.71 KB, 1400x968, 175:121, kfc.jpg)

I am back with my KFC haul. 24 nuggies, 10 wicked wings and 10 pieces of original. $29.95 all up.

I asked about the $10 bucket of popcorn chicken and the girl said it is finished and the 24 nuggies is the special that has replaced it.


 No.12952

>>12951

I don't see how you can just sit there and eat the same thing. No dessert, no drink, no other savoury besides chicken.

If I was going to have a feast I'd have tendies, bacon and eggs inside two mcdoubles, garlic bread, mudcake and a pepsi max.


 No.12953

Some cunt has been using a chainsaw or a hedge trimmer or something for three hours now

Fucking normies


 No.12954

>>12952

Ending all of that calorie dense food with "and a pepsi max" is pretty funny


 No.12955

File: e398391c10afa69⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, big boi.png)

File: ef802a2d3496b57⋯.png (954.9 KB, 781x579, 781:579, bigboi.png)

>>12924

not 100% but pretty good imo


 No.12956

>>12949

If you do something and get a 500 buck fine you could just use a cenno advance to pay it

It's like the government is fining itself


 No.12957

File: 2c792561b5ac04b⋯.jpg (31.59 KB, 720x405, 16:9, cultured.jpg)

>>12951

>4 different sauces


 No.12958

File: 2b8a2dcd5317783⋯.jpg (84.75 KB, 800x450, 16:9, a man of culture.jpg)

>>12957

>>12951

wrong pic lol


 No.12959

>>12951

bigboi

>>12956

I've actually gotten out of fines by telling them I'm a NEET and there is no way I could pay it.


 No.12960

>>12929

not into anime but that 4th pic is pretty hot


 No.12961

>>12959

If I was a bitter wagie I'd fine you a higher amount for that


 No.12962

>>12933

I wasn't hungry when I put them in and I left them a bit long.

The meat was just a bit chewy.


 No.12963

File: 753a01c7ec03032⋯.jpg (24.5 KB, 327x316, 327:316, 753a01c7ec030329e5df08f46a….jpg)


 No.12964

>>12938

>mummybot doesn't get it first.

gave me obscene thoughts.


 No.12965

Bin NEET your bins should go out


 No.12966

>>12965

I wish my bin day was the same as his so I could get a reminder too


 No.12967

>>12942

That's sort of sweet in a weird way.

Poor dude.


 No.12968

>>12966

I wanted tell him once, my phone reminded me of Bin NEET 2 minutes before 9pm


 No.12969

>>12965

>5 seconds late.


 No.12970

>>12965

Thank you for the reminder, and perfectly timed too.

I took them out about half an hour ago but I do appreciate your reminder all the same. Some weeks I don't remember.


 No.12971

>>12968

How would you explain such a reminder to mummybot if she saw it?


 No.12972

File: e0312652a9026f0⋯.png (222.84 KB, 590x385, 118:77, i'd like to have your dick….png)

>>12957

You in the pic.


 No.12973

>>12972

Can we not have autistic homosexual relations in the neet general please


 No.12974

>>12969

Sorry, I really tried but I didn't want to be 2 seconds earlier

>>12971

I delete it, she doesn't look at my phone and it's password protected


 No.12975

>>12972

My dick in the pic?


 No.12976

>>12973

>Can we not have autistic

Stopped reading there. We both know that's impossible.

>>12975

No, you're the cock hungry whore.


 No.12977

File: 019e4d074b0476b⋯.webm (532.93 KB, 450x700, 9:14, its only gay if you like ….webm)

>>12973

give in to it


 No.12978

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4 mins in it gets good NEETs.

Trust me.


 No.12979

I'm not keen on this sodomite posting.


 No.12980

File: b730e874a24583f⋯.jpg (66.44 KB, 325x589, 325:589, b730e874a24583f828e79cbfc4….jpg)


 No.12981

>>12929

REEEEE fucking anime.


 No.12982

>>12979

You saying that might be why they do it..


 No.12983

>>12982

I see.


 No.12984

>>12930

The chicken kiev is a great invention. I always enjoy them.


 No.12985

>>12978

I don't have the energy for long jahanic rants anymore

Although the homoneets should know any attempted relationship is doomed to end up like him and that sperg he dated


 No.12986

>>12984

God bless those west russians


 No.12987

>>12970

Remind me each week in the morning while I am still a NEET.


 No.12988

>>12955

That is good OC but it makes me feel sad too.


 No.12989

>>12988

I gave him a smiley wojak face.

Why does it make you sad?


 No.12990

>>12942

>suffers from a mild intellectual impairment

Homosexuality?


 No.12991

>>12990

>mild


 No.12992

>>12978

I dont know what this is but I'm 6 mins into it.

I think it's his voice that I like.


 No.12993

>>12978

Watching now. This better be worth it.


 No.12994

>>12906

>tfw too depressed to get out of bed?


 No.12995

>>12985

He's not angrily ranting, he's on the verge of crying at about 13 mins. He's becoming self-aware of how much he's fucked himself and other people. I think at this point he is going to nuke his channel yet again and move on in his life.

I wish the NEETs here listen to it in the background at least, there is a good message to be taken out of it.


 No.12996

Can we start a job seeker bingo tomorrow, give me 15 random seek jobs for my job plan?


 No.12998

>>12996

Mushroom cultivator


 No.12999

>>12998

If it's got a contact number, it's going in.


 No.13000

>>12992

>I think it's his voice that I like

He used to sound like a girl, I'd post a video but her sperged out and deleted them all


 No.13001

I had a good day but remembered I have extreme depression.


 No.13002

>>13001

>extreme depression

Should enter the X games.


 No.13003

>>13001

Where is your

>tfw

so I can express my feelings


 No.13004

>>12992

He was a lolcow for /pol/ and other people.

He wrote a erotic story involving him and a feminist SJW and personally gave it to her IRL at a convention. He angrily ranted against UKIP, Trump, guns and alt-right figures on Youtube. That's not including his other writings.

He has his own /cow/ threads.


 No.13005

>>12951

I remember seeing that fancy tile at least once over on /aus, did you ever make a cook-post or two?


 No.13006

>>13003

Trying to avoid meme acronyms. You guys don't take my severe depression seriously enough.


 No.13007

>>13005

I have done a few cookposts in my time. Mostly the finished products, rather than step by step guides.


 No.13008

>>12978

12:30

cant do it any more, the voice and sooking is starting to drain me


 No.13009

>>13006

But m8 I am seriously impressed, mildly impressed and not feeling blessed at the moment.


 No.13010

>>13006

How do you want us to act?

Do you have a scale of seriousness or a level that we should try and reach?


 No.13011

Bringing out the dead, was a good recommendation movie NEET thank you for for the comfy recommendation


 No.13012

>>13009

Please stop mate. When you troll me my depression goes beyond severely extreme.


 No.13013

>>13005

good eyes

>>13007

didn't you post pics of all the tiles once?


 No.13014

>>13009

My brain is fried


 No.13015

>>13010

Just be sincere. That's all I've ever asked.


 No.13016

>>13013

I may have posted a few tile pics when some NEET-of-taste asked questions about them.


 No.13017

>>13012

Today you never responded to that other NEET whether your extremely impressed about being depressed. What has got you down?


 No.13018

>>13016

>NEET-of-taste

Why thank you.


 No.13019

If you want a good response to your depression problems you need to give more than just a random greentext feel.


 No.13020

I feel really bad for the NEET who got forcibly removed from his home by those 3 men. How could a mother be that much of a cunt? Did he even know the three men?

I hope NEET gives us a update where he treks back there and reclaims his house.


 No.13021

>>13017

I'm definitely not extremely impressed about my terrible affliction. Never wanted to disclose this but I am a person of colour. Australia's an extremely racist and alienating place for a brown guy.


 No.13022

File: 1edae89e89353fd⋯.jpg (2.47 MB, 1192x1349, 1192:1349, monkneet_real.jpg)

>>12977

is there more?


 No.13023

>>13019

Please do not discourage him, he is the highlight of my day when I post my responses. They aren't at any given time that makes them more rewarding


 No.13024

>>13019

Sometimes you dont want a good response especially if that just means you are asking people to repeat themselves from the last time you said it.

A shitpost cheers me up more than an internet shrink.


 No.13025

>>13020

I didn't take that story as true.


 No.13026

>>13020

I hope he gives us a vivid update when he storms in and catches mummybot in the act with all of her offices full.


 No.13027

>>13022

I don't remember the bulge being that big. Some of the pixels look a bit funny.


 No.13028

>>13021

We just h8 doctor pajeet and food handling pajeets. Taxi driver pajeets keep Australia moving and newtown streets the way they need to be, smelling like shit. Everyone h8 each other, I don't see why that naked you depressed. NEETs are not well liked by boomers


 No.13030

>>13028

You whites have it so easy when you end up neet. I'm Pakistani. I was told since I could walk that I had to become a doctor no ifs no buts. You don't know the half it.


 No.13031

>>13021

just banter mate


 No.13032

>>13011

Glad you liked it m8, saw it for the 1st time last night. Had a few good laughs and nostalgic feels with the movie being set in the early 1990's. I loved the cold dark bleakness of NYC, very comfy indeed.


 No.13033

>>13030

>>13021

Fuck off impersonator

I don't mind when you do yor impressed blessed etc thing but pretending to be me and slandering me as a skitskin is a

bit much


 No.13034

>>13030

Be what you want to be. Fuck everyone and what everyone thinks of you. Tell them a new pathway for study is a new way of getting medicine then when your graduate, get a job and then move the fuck out. We seem to be taking everyone in faggots, even though I am a closet faggot in part that manly webm was very exciting thanks

You do not seem happy, you need to change something. Are you studying or working. Something needs to change that you enjoy in life.

I am heading off, I need go have a wank at some porn I downloaded earlier before going to sleep 4 the GBP


 No.13035

File: 7e1b87c2c8288db⋯.jpg (108.88 KB, 592x442, 296:221, SNES Controller.jpg)

>>13012

Did you by chance get the meaning of this pic I posted in the last thread?


 No.13036

>>13033

You could be hero Mr stove, why are you killing your popularity.

I am impressed poster.


 No.13037


 No.13038

>>13030

Post your hand.


 No.13039

>>13035

>>13035

You are depressing the dpad?


 No.13040

>>13034

>that manly webm was very exciting thanks

That was a shitpost but even the bloke doing it was just fucking around.

Good on you for getting something out of it though.


 No.13041

I am not fucking pajeet

Stop responding to the impersonator larp


 No.13042

File: aaa1a3599a7e0d6⋯.jpg (82.63 KB, 480x640, 3:4, shivas hand.jpg)


 No.13043

>>13042

Typical mutant pajeet hand


 No.13045


 No.13046

>>13044

Please ban him for a couple a days, to give him a chance to kill himself. I do not like opening up to impersonators, if that's him


 No.13047

>>13045

> ban the LARPer.

I only posted the pic, I was larping as the larper


 No.13048

>>13044

Please don't ban me I'll stop.


 No.13050

>>13048

I am not the BO but don't be a cunt its against rule 15. If you are keep posting as people with issues.


 No.13051

>>13049

He made a couple shitposts


 No.13052

>>13049

I fabricated the reason for my depression for shitposting purposes

I'm sorry

>>13050

I won't do it anymore


 No.13053

>>13039

Thank you, yes the D-Pad is pressed. Or you could just look at it as a button is depressed. It was honestly a lot funnier in my mind.


 No.13054

>>13052

>I fabricated the reason for my depression for shitposting purposes

It's only to make my impressed, blessed and refreshed posts worse tomorrow, you should know this m8


 No.13055

>>13053

It was too smart for us brainlets mate.


 No.13056

File: 0fe68ce72585edc⋯.jpg (161.55 KB, 1280x842, 640:421, 1445530651600.jpg)

>kicked out neet is dying of hunger in some shopping centre

>has to turn to a life of crime


 No.13057

>>13056

While mummybot gets her offices refurbished.


 No.13058

>>13056

>>has to turn to a life of crime

He we will well loved by his clients, do not worry yourself with his life until he returns


 No.13059

>>13058

>He we will well

Sure wont he will


 No.13061

I wish the NEET who went to a wedding had posted

>tfw dressed to impress

or something along those lines.


 No.13062

>>13059

brain absolutely fucked m8 soz

the gay porn star had horrible front teeth from what like being punched in the face, that's why he was smiling with no teeth in every photograph I just want to wank before bed


 No.13064

>>13061

>tfw made a point to disappoint


 No.13065

>>13064

>I Do Not Know That Feel


 No.13066

>tfw you do not understand all the feels being felt around you


 No.13067

>>13066

>I Know That FEEL


 No.13068

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.13069

Update that no wanted

now the gay porn star cannot even pull back the skin on his dick it's a solo scene


 No.13070

Just ordered doggo a harness so I can put him on the lead without him choking himself all the time.


 No.13071

>>13069

What is going on here? Why are you watching gay porn?


 No.13072

>>13070

yeah my dog is special needs too


 No.13073

>Andy Williams

Is that the one Nelson is a fan of in The Simpsons episode when they take a car trip?


 No.13074

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.13075

>>13071

>What is going on here?

I have been here for some time as a fag NEET

>Why are you watching gay porn?

I need to wank something


 No.13076

File: 36ee567b6297486⋯.jpg (39.29 KB, 720x480, 3:2, Dawn of the NEET.jpg)

>>13056

Dawn of the NEET


 No.13077

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13074

Mon River is a good song.

I like the rhythm in this one, my nan used to have a cd with it in her car


 No.13078

>>13075

Do you get much action as a fag neet?


 No.13079

>>13078

none at the moment

Final update no wanted - the train wreck continues he came back the following year, hes clearly high on something and everyone accept him knows it


 No.13080

>>13075

I think the everyday in the gen NEETs have known you were here.

I think there might be more than one homo, maybe it was just you.


 No.13081

>>13079

>everyone except him knows he's high

?


 No.13082

>>13079

Are you attractive?


 No.13083

>>13080

>I think there might be more than one homo, maybe it was just you.

There is, I don't post homosexual images

>>13081

the guy struggles to take his clothes off when its time like not following the cue and help the other guy do the same, the guy behind the camera is mumbling something while the other actor awkwardly smiles during the mumbling

>>13082

I would give it a may be with very low self-confidence, at the moment I do feel attractive.


 No.13084

>>13083

Are you overweight?


 No.13085

>>13084

Nah m8, I am just over 85kg


 No.13086

>>13077

There is something about his voice I don't like. A lack of sincerity.


 No.13088

>>13087

The shopping center NEET certainly will be getting a lot more gay sex


 No.13089

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13086

I've noticed that with a lot of the crooner type singers too. Like they are singing through a forced smile

I like deano, he seemed real. Probably because he was always drunk - https://youtu.be/APPpFrIGFQ8

>that's what most of his performances were like

embedded song is a better one though, makes me think of goon


 No.13090

>>13087

how do I get a quick blowjob? Im young and not overweight


 No.13091

Doctor gave me double strength painkillers. Must want me to get fucked up


 No.13092

>>13091

good goy


 No.13093

>>13092

I appease my masters and they treat me well.


 No.13094

>>13090

I was watching this guy on chaturbate who turns out, lives near me. He wanted to meet up for blowies but i was too nervous so tipped him $10 and watched porn elsewhere.


 No.13095

>>13090

I hope your not impersonating me because you were clearly warned


 No.13096

>>13089

Yeah there is a real person behind that voice. A smile that goes all the way to the eyes if you know what I mean.


 No.13097

>>13095

na mate


 No.13098

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>>13095

If you're that worried use a tripcode


 No.13099

>>13091

Codeine ones? How many repeats?


 No.13101

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>>13098

My paranoia is very high


 No.13103

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>>13101

Better video


 No.13104

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>>13099

Only one but I can get them pretty much whenever.

>>13101

Use a tripcode then, a bunch of us have them. I doubt many of the NEETs will say anything.


 No.13105

>>13104

Why would you put in all the hard work of giving up the bongs, ciggies and booze just to become an opiate addict?


 No.13106

>>13105

It's socially acceptable.


 No.13107

>>13104

Will it work then…


 No.13108

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>>13105

Also, the pot was in part for pain (not always but it did help) plus i'm aging and shit is catching up.


 No.13109

>>13108

Well just be careful please.


 No.13110

>>13107

Put two hash symbols before your password. I dont really get what a "secure" tripcode means anyway but it's supposed to be more secure


 No.13111

G'night guys, I'm emotionally exhausted


 No.13112

>>13111

Good night mate.


 No.13113

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>>13109

tbh paracetamol is worse for you than codeine, codeine's worst side effect is that it's addictive. paracetamol eats at your stomach lining.

Last september (there abouts) I was taking them like they were going out of fashion like 4 30mg ones at night

I used to be really against them and didnt take anything but since i've been working weekends I need them after that and I only took one today. i'm not in that much pain and I am a bit addicted, I've talked to the doctor about it and I'm honest about it.

I take them because I get less paranoid of cunts outside and noises and shit.


 No.13114

>>13111

Good night.


 No.13115

File: 52e0286a91731fb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 84.5 KB, 540x810, 2:3, xCSZHyN.jpg)

Imagine what it would be like to fuck a girl like this one.


 No.13116

>>13115

She looks like she'd curl her lip and moan terribly then talk dirty badly. Nice hips though. You'd have to push her face into a pillow to finish


 No.13117

>>13116

You are way too harsh on her.


 No.13118

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>>13117

That's how you get them to beg for more.


 No.13119

>>13118

No-one's ever begged me for more.


 No.13120

>>13110

A hashed password is encrypted using some cipher I changed the tripcode to check, but the two hashes make it hard to guess the password by doing the process twice. It doubles the combinations to guess and you need to understand how the whole process works because if you did understand tripcodes process, you then need to understand the secure part of tripcodes to solve the equation. You may have not solved the equation correctly even at the stage until you reproduce a correct result.

It makes everything harder to crack.


 No.13121

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>>13119

You're not harsh enough.


 No.13122

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>>13120

Is it helping your paranoia?


 No.13123

>>13122

>Is it helping your paranoia?

Is it, I am going back to the porn for another wank before bed hopefully this time


 No.13124

>>13121

>>13118

>>13122

Whats with the bad music?


 No.13125

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>>13124

What do you think of this one?


 No.13126

>>13123

Another wank? didn't you just have one less than an hour ago?


 No.13127

>>13125

Sounds like something my Dad would listen to.

Not keen on it.


 No.13128

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>>13123

That's good then, no one can impersonate you now.

>>13124

It's alright mate, good feels


 No.13130

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>>13125

It has some really good lyrics in it and reminds me of one of my mates that passed away (for no real good reason, it just does)

The Band (the band that wrote it) are one of my favourites, The Last Waltz is one of the best albums I know

I like this track by Joan, it's the first one I heard by her.


 No.13131

>>13126

Too true I did and just finished

>>13128

>That's good then, no one can impersonate you now.

It feels good, but I can understand why people are against it when you want to shit post


 No.13132

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>>13130

Yeah The Band are really good.


 No.13133

>>13113

Keep taking them, and when you run out just buy some heroin of darknet site


 No.13134

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MusicNEET who do you think was the best Beatle?


 No.13135

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>>13132

I (once upon a time) wanted to play bass like Rick Danko, I thought it was funny when I found out they were Canadians. Some of their songs are staples in US culture. The guitarist was a yank but I think the rest were leafs.


 No.13136

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This one has some NEET themes.


 No.13137

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>>13134

>>13133

Nah, I've thought about it though. It is a feeling that I could live with. I dont have that many addictions now and they are relatively tame. Just painkillers and nicabate mints (and kirks and fritz lol)

>>13134

Huh, I haven't seen that album in a long time. I bought it from a garage sale for like $2. I think my dad has it, I gave him all my cds and records because I dont use them anymore.

Probably George, I really like my sweet lord and got my mind stuck on you.

The best album by any of them post beatles is band on the run imo though.

>>13136

Some pop songs like that do have some deep themes, I dont think many people listen to shit properly

even "real muso's" discredit certain songs because they are too mainstream

The other day I made my boss listen to the lyrics of this, this is pretty full on for a pop song, the lyrics are good.


 No.13138

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You NEETs need to get some God into your lives.


 No.13139

>>13136

yeah, that is a good track.

very relatable.


 No.13140

>>13137

That song came out when music with depressing lyrics was the popular thing. Sure, there has always been a few pop songs with deceivingly depressing lyrics but for a few years there it was more common than not.


 No.13141

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>>13137

Yeah that song has great lyrics. Can relate.

George is my favourite Beatle. Then Paul.


 No.13142

>>13138

>tfw too autistic to go to church

Forgive me Jesus.


 No.13143

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>>13141

Every couple of years I rewatch the "Concert for George" tribute to him after he died. Some great musicians playing his songs.


 No.13144

>>13142

Honestly church is one of the most sperg friendly places you can go publicly. It's a bit of a shame young people tend not to think of it as an option anymore, but I guess things change.


 No.13145

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>>13138

The vocal harmonies are really good.

How did you get into this stuff? are they part of an actual church choir?

This sort of stuff is something I have no idea about.

I guess the closest (in that it's church music) is something like this. I was looking into the Irish scale. The notes make all their music sound weird (in a good way)

My uncle passed away last year and I picked this to get played at the funeral. He also had shine on you crazy diamond by floyd.


 No.13146

>>13144

Even pedos are welcome there


 No.13147

>>13146

You jest but so long as you are trying to be better they will not care how fucked up you are.


 No.13148

>>13146

Maybe our hentaiposting friend should find jesus


 No.13149

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>>13141

>>13143

There's a very similar concert that happened like 40 years prior with a lot of the same artists called "concert for Bangladesh". Leon Russell played there, I made a post about him yesterday or the day before >>11215 but we hadn't turned into /mu/ then

I really like that this board is so versatile and we can sort of just go in any direction

One of the tracks linked in that is this, hilltop hoods used it as a sample.


 No.13150

>>13144

I'm not sure, I think it would be awkward, last time I went to church I was about 9 years old.


 No.13151

>>13145

I discovered that song on a shitty secular greatest hits album. I think it had some mainstream success. Christian music is very hit and miss, mostly miss. even the chants and the old classical stuff is not to my tastes generally.


 No.13152

>>13147

My nan a week or so ago gave me a bunch of the books I had from bible study I did as a kid. I used to go twice a week and hang out with a few priests. i learnt a lot from it.

I still haven't been through them.


 No.13153

>>13152

I feel kind of let down by Christianity. They aren't fighting hard enough against what is happening. In many ways they seem part of the problem. I doubt many priests literally believe in God any more.


 No.13154

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>>13151

>Christian music is very hit and miss

The best christian songs I know of aren't specifically for the "christian" audience

This track has two time signature changes (it goes to a waltz and then back to 4/4)

Some of the people from my school went to the adelaide hillsong church at paradise and I tagged along a few times. I didnt like any of that.


 No.13155

File: eb9092432c2245e⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1517230251074287920790.jpg)

Gonna try my weed tea, hopefully it does something


 No.13157

>>13153

There's a passage in Luke (I cant remember the exact scripture) where it says that if the pharisees ask for money you should tear down the temple.

I have had this argument a few times with even people close to me that faith and church should not be confused.

And that's hard coming from a Catholic background where the Church is the faith.

God and I have a relationship but I don't feel like I need a middle man.


 No.13158

>>13157

>God and I have a relationship

that's an interesting way to complete gf2018


 No.13159

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>>13155

This one's for you NK.


 No.13160

>>13158

lol

I haven't asked for favour in that direction but according to the story God's the reason why I have a hand.


 No.13161

>>13160

Your pimp hand.


 No.13162

>>13160

Got the hand of god inside them cumdies


 No.13163

>cumdies

>tfw didn't wipe properly after a shit and didn't clean ass properly while showering so when I pulled on my new pair of undies there was a little poo in there afterwards


 No.13164

>>13163

Lovely.


 No.13165

Well neets it's been real grooving with you tonight but it's time I went to bed

Sleep well and don't get shit on your clothes for fucks sake


 No.13166

>>13155

How long does it take for ingested weed to start working? does it work better or worse on an empty stomach?


 No.13167

>>13165

Good night buddy, sleep tight.


 No.13168

>>13165

Good night. sleep well.


 No.13169

>>13162

>>13161

That's part of what I meant by we have a relationship. It's probably sacrilegious or even blasphemy but God knows when I'm shitposting and when i'm sincere.. even better than I do.


 No.13170

>>13169

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good.


 No.13171

>>13166

An hour


 No.13172

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 No.13173

>>13170

So be good for goodness sake.

>>13171

hope you get a good feel mate, you need it with the lack of goon


 No.13174

Good night friends.


 No.13175

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>>13174

Good night.

I am off to bed too. See you tomorrow.


 No.13176

Got myself some scotch and torrented all of fargo so a productive day today despite the rain, I've been more depressed lately to the point of not posting my stories and barely posting in the gen at all, I need to get my shit together NEETs…


 No.13177

>>13175

>all of fargo

The TV series? I watched the movie years ago but I haven't looked at the TV Series yet.


 No.13178

>>13177

Yeah, it's pretty good so far,the Minnesota landscapes look very comfy


 No.13179

>>13178

>Minnesota landscapes

Cold and bleak aren't they?


 No.13180

>>13179

>Cold and bleak

Yeah, but still comfy in a weird sense


 No.13181

>>13180

Yeah some people like that sort of climate. Not me.


 No.13182

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>>13060

I samefagged.


 No.13183

Another uneventful day.

I don't really know what to say anymore to be completely honest.

Goodnight


 No.13184

>>13183

Good night. Hang in there.


 No.13185

>>13183

I feel the same vapor


 No.13186

That stem tea is like getting stoned without being stoned


 No.13187

>>13186

Is that good or bad?


 No.13188

>>13183

Do you vape? Is that why you are called vapor?


 No.13189

>>13186

how much weed did you use in it?


 No.13190

>>13186

>tfw too anxious to do more than a tiny bowl of weed and be able to enjoy it


 No.13191

>>13190

>tfw too anxious to buy weed


 No.13192

>>13189

Like a q of stem

>>13187

Bad, wanna get high god dammit. Scraped a cone together out of my tin and it's kinda done the job


 No.13193

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>>13190

Don't buy that weed m8


 No.13194

Ok NEETs watched a couple of episodes of Fargo and had a bit of scotch, time for bed now, I think I might start posting stories again but in a more daytime


 No.13196

Morning, people.


 No.13197

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 No.13198

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Does anyone else have boomer neighbors? Their daily lifestyle in addition to knowing what my uncles and aunties get up to truly is fascinating.

>air conditioners always on

>always see specialists like medical personnel way more than they rationally need to and always get told to fuck off for straining the system

>actually buy into Assad being a bad guy and Russian hacking, whatever Saudi/Jewish funded POZ media throws at them they don't even question despite carrying on about how smart they are

>literally call for unemployed people to starve and rot to death in the streets on normiebook, have no problems selling everything out to Chinaman - absolutely 0 sense of patriotism or nationalism despite living through the Cold War era

>etc. etc.

These people are not only such a destructive force but are just so unbelievably fucking dumb and stupid, they probably all melted their brains down to sub-Saharan African levels through all the drugs they took in the 70s and TV that they have washed. I remember my grandparents who were born in the 20s/30s even in their old age despite not being as sharp as they once were, still being some of the smartest and insightful people I've met. I'm not memeing when I hate these useless fucks so much, they sheer whinging about "how hard they've got it" despite being unaware of how hard they've made it for the younger generations is completely unbelievable. The sheer damage that they have done to the western world in such a short period of time and their inability to acknowledge how bad things have got is just fucked.


 No.13199

>>13198

>tfw boomer parents

My dad is redpilled on jews but utterly bluepilled on women.


 No.13200

>>13199

>>13198

My parents are hippies.

Send help.

They're the worst kind of bluepill, the kind that thinks they're redpilled.


 No.13201

>>13199

>utterly bluepilled on women

They all are, most are just cucks that seem to if anything enjoy being walked all over. There is this weird dichotomy between them always being really in favour of affirmative action and """equal representation""" despite saying love and darling etc. that most modern day feminists would reeeeeeeee over.


 No.13202

>>13199

My old man is /pol/ tier, hates jews, niggers, chinks, muzzies, poofters and trannies.


 No.13203

My boomer mummybot and sister have told me repeatedly to keep my beliefs away from my nieces and not to correct any of the shit they're told at school.


 No.13204

>>13203

>Don't talk to me or my nieces ever again


 No.13205

>>13204

I've told them if that's the case I'll have nothing to do with the girls, and they have a shit fit about that too.


 No.13206

>>13203

Modern education is so shit kids might aswell be raised playing video games and watching anime, they'll learn many more useful things.


 No.13207

>>13206

Pretty much.

They're also worried that because schools these days are filled with niggers, chinks, pajeets, and shitskins, that the girls will repeat something I've said and get expelled.


 No.13208

>>13198

To be fair, those few farts you speak of probably didn't really have a say in fucking things up. They probably just go to work and leave the AC on every day.

offtopic but why do I feel bad whenever I try to better myself? Went to a thing, got ideas about what I could potentially do to make money, did some networking but it all just feels bad. It's this odd sinking feeling I get whenever I "try". If I went out for a night of debauchery, got plastered and woke up in front of some toilet somewhere I wouldn't feel this bad despite feeling physically ill but whenever it's something that might actually be good for me, It just feels fake somehow or like it could hurt me. Sometimes I might just get in a conversation with someone, share a personal thought which would spiral the conversation into something meaningful and I would feel the worst after. It's this sinking feeling like you just made a horrible mistake and you can't undo it. I know there's no reason to feel this way but I still feel it every time. Does anyone have a similar experience?


 No.13209

>>13186

I'm not sure what that means, did it get you high?


 No.13210

Good morning NEETs


 No.13211

>>13188

We call him Vapor because he is like a hot mist in the breeze.


 No.13212

>>13192

>it's kinda done the job

least you got something


 No.13213

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>>13197

>>13196

Good morning.


 No.13214

>>13198

>Everyone else who isn't a Neocon is black

lol

All my neighbours are old cunts, most of my experience with them has been cool. They do buy into "Russia is evil, Trump and Kim Jong are going to blow up the world, etc." but imo they are more with it than the people in my dad's gen (like mid 50's early 60's)


 No.13215

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>>13199

>bluepilled on women.


 No.13216

>>13213

Sergeant Major still on operations. Respek


 No.13217

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>>13200

I think most people are like that. I't hard to humble yourself and admit that something you've spent so much time researching and defending might be wrong.

Pic is just one of the many eras of expulsions and resettlement of the Jewish people. I used to be hard up about Jews being different but it's basically impossible for any Euro not to have mixed. They've been in Britain since at least 500bc.


 No.13218

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>>13217

Forgot what I was getting at..

I had a hard time accepting that because I defended an opposing argument for so long.

>this pic is speculative but sort of shows the time period of when they started moving around


 No.13219

>>13203

>not to correct

That bit is a bit fucked.


 No.13220

>>13196

Good, morning.


 No.13221

>>13208

>this sinking feeling

The crab longs to be in the bucket.

It knows the outcome is less than desirable but it is where it belongs.


 No.13222

>>13208

>why do I feel bad whenever I try to better myself?

It is fear of failure that you are feeling. Your brain is narcissistic and likes to retain a high opinion of itself. It finds it easier to do this when you do not do anything that might provide evidence that this high opinion is not warranted (ie when you try to do something you might fail at). So it makes you fear doing anything risky. It prefers you sitting home where it can indulge itself in fantasies of you being better than you are. Most of us have dodgy brains like this.


 No.13223

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>>13210

Good morning my friend.


 No.13224

>>13188

If I remember correctly he is called Vapor because he is (or was) into Vaporwave music. Whatever that is.


 No.13225

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>>13220

>>13223

Good morning.


 No.13226

>>13225

I wouldn't root it, but that doggo looks like he would be a better sleeping companion than that bony chinkette.


 No.13227

File: 2b28b0fdba6f694⋯.jpg (35.7 KB, 600x670, 60:67, woody-allen-quotes-Favim.c….jpg)

>>13222

As long as you do nothing, the possibilities are endless.

Trying ruins that narrative.


 No.13228

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>>13224

It's terribly dubbed shit 80's music.


 No.13229

>>13227

>neurotic Jewish pedo

Anything he has to say should go right into the trash. If you are watching one of his movies (why?) and you find yourself finding him insightful and someone you can relate to then it is a sign you have been mind poisoned and need help.


 No.13230

>>13217

In that pic most of the jews originate from Spain.


 No.13231

File: bcd5161c5284e98⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 1632x1224, 4:3, 0811.JPG)

Back and relaxing after another pleasant NEETwalk.


 No.13232

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>>13226

>I wouldn't root it

Why did you feel the need to clarify that?


 No.13233

>>13228

There is a comfiness to the aesthetic of that stuff. Visual more so than audio but the two go together.


 No.13234

>>13229

I've watched all of his movies.

He is the best screen writer Hollywood has ever had.


 No.13235

>>13231

Another very comfy scene. Very well maintained garden as well.


 No.13236

>>13233

Vaporwave and other synthwave is pretty comfy.


 No.13237

>>13231

Now post another pic with your benis in sight.


 No.13238

>>13232

If I just said I'd rather sleep with the dog than the chink people would make silly remarks. I cannot abide silly remarks.


 No.13239

>>13214

>They do buy into "Russia is evil,

Russia is an extremely friendly country who doesn't want to go war and would not create provocation for war. It's the burgers fault because they keep bringing up the cold war and painting Russia as evil

>A RUSSIAN fighter jet flew dangerously close to a US Navy reconnaissance plane over the Black Sea yesterday, the Pentagon has confirmed.

>The navy denounced the manoeuvre as “unsafe” after it came within 1.5m of the US plane.

<Milliseconds away from an offensive act

>The incident unfolded while the US EP-3 Aries spy plane was on a mission in international airspace.

>It was intercepted by a Russian Su-27, which flanked the US aircraft for a total of two hours and 40 minutes, the navy said in a statement.

http://www.news.com.au/world/europe/russian-jet-comes-within-15m-of-us-navy-plane-in-unsafe-intercept/news-story/b0a1b1788ce10ea4afc131f9dd845133>They do buy into "Russia is evil


 No.13240

>>13234

I have chosen to take this remark as sarcastic. Do not correct me if I am wrong please.


 No.13241

>>13239

I wouldn't say Russia is friendly, but they aren't evil, they are just looking out for the own interests like any other nation would.


 No.13242

File: 7a5223d5093b0a5⋯.png (646.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1438338872253.png)

Do we really want to use our energy debating shitty pol topics like Russia, Syria and the Jews?


 No.13243

>>13222

that makes a lot more sense than i'd want it to


 No.13244

>>13242

wat r u havin for lunch m80


 No.13245

>>13230

The Sephradi's do. The only Jews that have an ethnic admixture from the Levant are the Bedouins and most of them converted 100's of years ago to Islam.

The Mizrahim (the darker Jews) don't even come from there, they were spread out through the north of Africa and the Persian gulf. When Wahhabi Islam took root and started to spread they got expelled from where they lived and ended p in Israel when that got formed and now think they are of one ethnicity.

That's partly why blanket terms are retarded. Same as "European" or "white", they're blanket terms and dont mean anything, furthermore the people that use terms like that (at least in my experience) are people condemning multiculturalism.

European is a multicultural term.

Sorry for going off point.


 No.13246

>>13243

I am a fully self-licensed internet psychiatrist.


 No.13247

>>13244

A wank and a cucumber sandwich.


 No.13248

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>>13241

>but they aren't evil, they are just looking out for the own interests like any other nation would.

I wouldn't want to keep prodding a country and seeing what happens. It only takes one person or machine to fuck up for the cold war to really start brewing again

>>13242

My news has happened in the last couple of days


 No.13249

>>13247

Are you really having a cucumber sandwich? Seems a little posh.


 No.13250

File: 2c7a9021f31df0a⋯.jpg (15.1 KB, 100x331, 100:331, 100px-TaoistCharm fulu.jpg)

>>13231

Feng shui is very good.


 No.13251

>>13239

That link 404'd


 No.13252

>>13249

I just remembered I don't have any bread. So I will be eating the cucumber on its own.


 No.13253

>>13251

drop the >They off the end of it


 No.13254

>>13251

You have to remove the >they on the end.


 No.13255

>>13254

stop copying me


 No.13256

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 No.13257

>>13253

>>13254

Cheers, I didn't see that


 No.13258

File: 3d1fc635cf1ddc8⋯.gif (396.46 KB, 480x368, 30:23, do go on.gif)

>>13246

How does that make you feel?


 No.13259

Iced orange tea with a creamy mango finish topped with a subtle mint and cinnamon twist that lingers

Refreshing


 No.13260

>>13259

Lovely.


 No.13261

>>13259

Lovely.


 No.13262

>>13260

Stop copying me.


 No.13263

>>13261

sorry


 No.13264

>>13260

Stop copying me.


 No.13265

>>13256

Your admiration of this nihilistic Jewish garbage concerns me.


 No.13266

>>13264

Sorry


 No.13267

>>13262

>>13264

ImpersonatorNEET strikes again.


 No.13268

>>13265

How would you view his work if he wasn't Jewish?


 No.13269

>>13267

Sorry


 No.13270

>>13268

He's still a paedo who married his own adopted daughter.


 No.13271

>>13269

I forgive you.


 No.13272

>>13268

Work like that could not be produced by someone who wasn't Jewish.


 No.13273

>>13269

I forgive you


 No.13274

>>13270

I don't think that has anything to do with his body of work.


 No.13275

>>13269

I forgive you.


 No.13276

>>13273

>>13275

You guys are gonna get in hella big trouble with BO


 No.13277

File: f2dafefa521da96⋯.jpg (2.68 MB, 3504x2336, 3:2, 1511552478559.jpg)

>tfw unsure who is who but enjoying the posts overall


 No.13278

>>13276

You only get in trouble for malicious impersonation, not light-hearted fun.


 No.13279

File: 845580c31b22238⋯.jpg (82.55 KB, 600x301, 600:301, woodyallenn.jpg)

>>13272

I relate with his view.

He scrutinises and analyses his own mindset and psyche so honestly to the point when the only rationale left is that none of it matters.


 No.13280

>>13278

I was being light-hearted.


 No.13281

>>13280

I forgive you.


 No.13282

>>13281

Sorry


 No.13283

>>13280

I forgive you.


 No.13284

>>13279

>I relate with his view

Then that is something you need to work on. It is a poisonous way to view yourself and the world around you.


 No.13285

>>13280

Sorry.


 No.13286

File: 44d02a61cdb6028⋯.jpg (235.39 KB, 766x758, 383:379, richardo_stallmanu_by_rwar….jpg)

File: e43a309cd2832e1⋯.jpg (167.69 KB, 487x740, 487:740, steve_jobs_by_rware-d3af4r….jpg)

File: 7d8f2f823656d14⋯.jpg (176.6 KB, 600x740, 30:37, ceos_gone_wild_by_rware-d3….jpg)

>>13277

Insdall gahnoo


 No.13287

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.13288

>>13287

I opened that video, started watching, read the description and then closed the window before I saw what was described.


 No.13289

File: 696d4ce1aca7a81⋯.jpg (106.59 KB, 612x612, 1:1, c0DMpGp (1).jpg)

>>13284

Why?

Nothing does matter but that isn't a bad thing.


 No.13290

>>13288

I once wagied with somebody who actually let him stay in their home when he visited Adelaide. Apparently it was horrendous. He'd put the worst NEETs to shame with his habbits and lack of hygiene.


 No.13291

>>13290

People like that are disgusting. My bad hygiene is only for around the house. If I am going out (even just to the shops) I will always clean myself up first.


 No.13292

>>13289

The Jew has poisoned you.


 No.13293

File: 901c3f6b309ae3c⋯.png (60.13 KB, 1209x798, 403:266, 1511754602482.png)

>>13286

>Insdall gahnoo


 No.13294

File: 5e6dfc3596cfa7e⋯.jpg (17.79 KB, 236x266, 118:133, 156bf02ab284ac55da2469e983….jpg)

>>13292

*liberated


 No.13295

>>13294

What is this kikery?


 No.13296

File: 677866712c6486b⋯.png (45.61 KB, 300x254, 150:127, kabbalah hand.png)

>>13295

The roots of Meme Magic.

Meme Magic is gematric Kabbalah.

You've been performing the ritual checking digits.


 No.13297

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה


 No.13298

File: 4a2e253c13d06d9⋯.gif (254.74 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 4a2e253c13d06d9e7113da05a5….gif)

>>13294

>>13296

>>13297

Please stop this spooky behaviour


 No.13299

File: a3bf0d6bc17b50e⋯.png (700.13 KB, 461x599, 461:599, zodiaclady.png)

>>13298

This relates to what Alan Moore says about advertisers being the most powerful shamans in the present era.

Meditating to Try to Lower Crime Rate

>More than 4,000 practitioners of transcendental meditation

>Trying to wipe their minds free of any thoughts, they focused on a silent mantra that only they could hear.

>a powerful influence on the larger level of consciousness.

>You raise the whole consciousness, the consciousness is going through the galaxy, every word coming through your mouth is traveling through the galaxy

Washington crime study shows 23.3% drop in violent crime trend due to meditating group.

http://www.nytimes.com/1993/08/01/nyregion/meditating-to-try-to-lower-crime-rate.html

http://www.worldpeacegroup.org/washington_crime_study.html

With our collective minds we alter the fabric of the cosmos.

This isn't a new concept. Instead of being used to improve our collective condition it is used to sell shit.


 No.13300

>tfw woke up depressed


 No.13301

>tfw it's too spooky

>tfw mildly impressed and refreshed, but will soon become blessed after by Dan prayer


 No.13302

File: 691278db198ab12⋯.jpg (291.1 KB, 500x469, 500:469, OykrrbJ.jpg)

>>13286

This is great.

>>13287

>>13293


 No.13303

File: f15ecd9b57adc11⋯.png (425.41 KB, 589x539, 589:539, 1501903826403.png)


 No.13304

>>13303

What is that "compile it yourself" comment supposed to mean?


 No.13305

>>13304

Put it together yourself.


 No.13306

>>13305

Yeah but it's not what he literally meant, it was a metaphor. What was the metaphor for my brainlet ausfriend?


 No.13307

File: d69dcd7e8eb3dcd⋯.gif (5.44 MB, 452x223, 452:223, magic1.gif)

File: dc46d17093d6602⋯.gif (4.07 MB, 452x223, 452:223, magic2.gif)

>>13301

Dan Prayer is merely words.

The value placed in words gives it its worth.

You are practicing Magic.


 No.13308

>>13306

>what he literally meant, it was a metaphor.

Seems that you should be the one telling me what it means.


 No.13309

>>13303

This is funny also.

>>13304

Sometimes people compile the Linux kernel. Basically compiling a kernel usually means:

>Downloading the source code.

>Possibly modifying the source code (most non-programmers don't usually do this).

>Configuring the kernel (what features/modules/drivers to include, etc.)

>Compiling it.

The kernel is pretty much the software core in Linux that all linux flavours (distributions) hold in common.

With that said, there are some specific reasons when it would be appropriate to compile your own kernel. Generally these arise out of a specific need you have for a specific outcome, for example:

>I need to get the system to boot/run on hardware with limited resources

>I need to test out a patch and provide feedback to the developers

>I need to disable something that is causing a conflict

>I need to develop the linux kernel

>I need to enable support for my unsupported hardware

>I need to improve performance of x because I am hitting the current limits of the system (and I know what I'm doing)

I don't personally touch the kernel at all. I just update my pc, hop on the neetgen and play csgo.


 No.13310

File: 7ba5b9b7677c885⋯.png (12.27 KB, 339x375, 113:125, A Dan prayer a day keeps G….png)

>>13307

>Dan Prayer is merely words.

>The value placed in words gives it its worth.

They hold a strong value for me. I shed a tear among first reading them, it was like the enlighten one had revealed the true words of Dan to us

>You are practicing Magic.

It's a religion m8, it's practiced daily by it's faithful brethren


 No.13311

>>13196

Morning, back from my NEET-supply run. Only walked out with 3 bags of stuff but nearly cost $50. Wanted to get a nice take-away coffee but too many people in line so fuck it I'm drinking instant and saved $5.


 No.13312

>>13311

>and saved $5.

Half a goon already paid for


 No.13313

I almost exclusively wear shorts year round.

Is this a bad thing?

Should adults wear pants?


 No.13314

>>13313

Depends on how nice your legs are.


 No.13315

>>13313

Same, I do wear long pants during winter if it gets <15C though but I only have 2 pairs.


 No.13316

>>13311

Good morning. Take away coffees are a massive rip off. Better off making one at home.


 No.13317

>>13315

That is pretty much me too.


 No.13318

>>13313

Might wanteth to consid'r gaskins if 't be true a young mistress agrees to a date with thee


 No.13319

>>13318

Gaskins?


 No.13320

>>13319

breaches


 No.13321

>>13320

breeches*


 No.13322

>>13321

britches


 No.13323


 No.13324

>>13322

Looks like your getting too big for your pantaloons m80!


 No.13325

Im finally about to get paid mates for my 1st real shift at this job, Im trialshiftNEET/wagie?


 No.13326

>>13325

Hooray!


 No.13327

>>13325

Congratulations mate.


 No.13328

>>13324

Dem's dungarees gun be round yer tootsies soon nuff here guv'nar


 No.13329

Hello, this is pajeet.

You have been in car accident in past 6 months.

>eer no

You have been in car accident?

>nah I haven't

Have you or any family or friends been in a car accident?

>why would they be using my phone?

ok brother, have you or family or friends been in car accident?

>what? they'd go through insurance if they did

ok brother but you could be entitled to compensation of $50-70k

>nah I'm right mate

..compensation of $50-70k for minor injury like back or neck pain

>I wasn't in a car accident

just a minor injury, neck and back pain.

>dude, have a good day bye.


 No.13330

>>13329

Pajeet lives just to make life a little bit worse for everyone wherever he is, even just by phone.


 No.13331

>>13330

I always think of funny antics I should've pulled after I hang up.

I should've pretended I couldn't hear him and kept telling him to speak up and repeat himself.


 No.13332

>>13299

I used to think that nothing really matters and that it isn't a bad thing, as you said. However, after reading that post, I've decided to instead think that I matter. I matter more than anyone else because I am the creator. The cosmos revolves around me and I am the force that shapes it. I now truly know this which makes it true. You are only a thought of mine, made to live your life just so that you could type that post and convey to me the message that awakens my full potential. I was blind to think that nothing mattered. If the entire reality as I know it is mine to shape and alter, who am I to say I know it all? I didn't even know I had this power until right now. Was it mine from the beginning? Was it given to me or is it my own creation? Perhaps I used to hold all the answers and the reason I made myself forget was because it was just boring to know it all. Maybe I'm just a thought as well. Maybe I created myself just like I created you. Perhaps we'll all join a collective consciousness that is my true form once we've done our parts. Perhaps I'm just an ancient being that creates lives, universes and endless stories for its own amusement. Perhaps. But I don't know. So I can't with certainty say that nothing matters anymore.


 No.13333

File: c4d286e51b0f556⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1081x669, 1081:669, 1.png)

File: e409fd57a11caf5⋯.png (1006.13 KB, 1219x673, 1219:673, 2.png)

File: 700ac75af6df87b⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1217x641, 1217:641, 3.png)

I think coles are done for.

Aldi's egg and bacon pies are better, they have bigger bits of bacon and have herbs in them.

They're also 50c cheaper.


 No.13334

>>13332

>I can't with certainty say that nothing matters

Neither can I, I was just being a bit edgy.

If nothing mattered I would have no compassion or empathy or any will to continue living.

Although when I've used that argument against myself in the past I get reminded of Ecclesiastes and the notion of vanity.

It doesn't really tie in but compassion and empathy might just be mechanisms I use to save myself from being what I perceive as a

"bad person" or unflattering traits.

Even in that example that "proves" that at least I matter and my self worth and personal image of myself matters.


 No.13335

>>13333

last time i went to aldi they were selling unicycles. i somewhat regret not buying one and breaking my neck.


 No.13336

>>13335

They sell all kinds of weird stuff occasionally, one time they were selling motorbike jackets, gloves and kevlar jeans, probably wouldn't trust any of it though.


 No.13337

>>13335

>i somewhat regret not buying one and breaking my neck.

The DSP bux were in reach!


 No.13338

>>13335

You could be like maddog adrian but on a unicycle.


 No.13339

File: 94aee01d5d92bb9⋯.jpg (137.06 KB, 432x360, 6:5, jxtV0.jpg)

>Speaking to The Sun, he said: “One of the most interesting cases involved an attempt which was made back in the 1920s in what was the first primate research centre established in the US in Orange Park, Florida.

>“They inseminated a female chimpanzee with human semen from an undisclosed donor and claimed not only that pregnancy occurred but the pregnancy went full-term and resulted in a live birth.

>“But in the matter of days, or a few weeks, they began to consider the moral and ethical considerations and the infant was euthanised.”

http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/inside-the-bizarre-world-of-humanchimp-hybrids-known-as-humanzees/news-story/715e8332b857e57f9069c1aee8e0ec88


 No.13340

>>13333

I will give them a try but I still struggle to accept they can taste good.


 No.13341

>>13339

What the fuck


 No.13342

>>13340

Same. I think I'll stick to bacon, eggs and toast.


 No.13343

>>13341

<Has science gone too far?


 No.13344

>>13339

I wonder if they used a turkey baster or an actual pen0r to deliver the baby batter?


 No.13345

File: 349ac1318d6a5f9⋯.jpg (91.99 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 072a4e06-5006-4970-8d6e-74….jpg)

>>13344

Good question


 No.13346

I read a story about how there was an Orangutan in Indonesia being kept as a prostitute. They shaved it, put make-up on it and dressed it in clothes. It was very popular.


 No.13347

>>13346

>being kept as a prostitute.

This part of your description made me laugh, the rest was a little sad. I think I am going to need a source for that story ;-)


 No.13348

>>13347

I remember a similar story, so it was written up somewhere.


 No.13349

File: 8aa7d73fb88aa45⋯.jpg (94.21 KB, 650x1000, 13:20, 84dbcfc8d7536b2aa87dd94430….jpg)

>>13346

but seriously

daddy i am ready 4 u


 No.13350


 No.13351

File: 2ab5faeb4474aa2⋯.jpg (59.84 KB, 630x450, 7:5, main_large.jpg)


 No.13352

>>13351

The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces on her. She was absolutely hideous to look at.


 No.13353

>>13352

>She was absolutely hideous to look at.

There is no need for them to insult her. She is the victim here.


 No.13354

>>13339

Reminds me of a similar story i read ages ago (I cant find the link)

Supposedly a Sasquatch (or a different type of hominid) was caught by some local peasants i think in the 20's (In Nepal I think) and they tied it up in a shed. They kept a guard on it in shifts, one of the guards fucked it and got it pregnant.

It apparently died in childbirth iirc but the child survived. Some researchers tracked down it's grandson (who was still alive in Kazakhstan). They did a gene test and apparently he has/had a haplogroup (as well as the normal gene haplogroups) that had been undocumented. He didn't have any kids and died i think.

>Some of the points in that are probably wrong but the supposed offspring did survive

I don't think it's that far out or implausible, Neanderthal's were around only 15,000 years ago and we could breed with them. Perhaps some small groups did survive in thick jungle/uninhabited areas.


 No.13355

>>13352

What a judgemental person.


 No.13356

>>13351

>It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we are unchaining Pony you can hear the 'madam crying hysterically, screaming, “They are taking my baby, you can’t do this!”


 No.13357

>>13353

>>13355

I forgot to use my >implied those are Vice staffers words


 No.13358

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13354

> one of the guards fucked it and got it pregnant.


 No.13359

>>13358

iirc he's the one who ended up raising it.

It apparently had a sloped brow and hair on it's face.


 No.13360

File: ce3bb446fbd453d⋯.mp4 (241.69 KB, 748x422, 374:211, x8u1hoz.mp4)


 No.13361

Indians are descended from Chinese people masturbating in poo from the ganges


 No.13362

>>13361

Who's poo was it?


 No.13363

I wish I could get killed by an Australian Spider while painfully moaning for half a day because of the strenght of the venom.


 No.13364

>>13362

I second this request for information. Why didn't they take a photograph of it and post it with a spoiler image here?


 No.13365

File: fca5c9639bc2d03⋯.jpg (70.27 KB, 763x757, 763:757, fca.jpg)

>>13363

>while painfully moaning for half a day because of the strenght of the venom.

It won't take that long m8


 No.13366

File: ba92f00a065d4c1⋯.jpg (779.06 KB, 3328x2496, 4:3, SDnzprb.jpg)

>tfw extremely depressed at the gym


 No.13367

>>13366

Monsters a healthy choice


 No.13368

>>13367

Packed with full carbs.


 No.13369

>>13367

>>13368

It only has 2 grams of carbs.


 No.13370

>>13366

that's cos you're doing faggy cardio silly


 No.13371

>>13369

Least their not empty.


 No.13372

>>13366

I see you have your cum rag close by


 No.13373

>>13372

Where are his cumdies?


 No.13374

>>13331

my favourite is to just say "okay" and "oh okay" after everything they say until they give up


 No.13375

>>13373

I'm wearing them.


 No.13376

>>13375

Do you wipe the seat after using the equipment?


 No.13377

>>13376

Of course. They have wet wipe dispensers all around the gym.


 No.13378

File: 2b1483198cb1a73⋯.png (21.46 KB, 272x281, 272:281, bb.png)

>>13176

I know those feels buddy. I know those feels…


 No.13379

>>13378

Why did you post a big dardy boong


 No.13380

>>13377

It may be a good opportunity to give the cumdies a quick clean


 No.13381

>>13380

They've dried up so Ill just put them in the washing basket for mummybot


 No.13382

>>13381

You need to at least loosen them up, you don't want to become like Escort(((Van)))-NEET when three big, strong of mummybots men take you to a shopping centre two hours away


 No.13383

File: 58816685504ef5c⋯.png (303.81 KB, 441x599, 441:599, bd94c7dc73a1900e2e21a1a91e….png)

I really do wonder where he is now and how he is going


 No.13384

>>13383

Still at the shops I reckon, I remember there was a boong that lived at my old shopping centre car park


 No.13385

>>13384

>Still at the shops I reckon

I now wonder what his breakfast at the food court was


 No.13386

File: 45fcb2ce663d638⋯.jpg (439.75 KB, 1400x788, 350:197, potatoes.jpg)

Gardening NEET here. This is what is left of my potato plants after the heat and disease has killed half of them.


 No.13387

File: 4bacff721cf654c⋯.jpg (826.43 KB, 1400x2489, 1400:2489, cucumber.jpg)

This is my cucumber plant. You can see the old growth is dead and dying but the new growth coming downwards seems healthy. I am not sure how it is going to turn out.


 No.13388

>>13386

May they RIP

Have you considered getting a portable shade cloth, my neighbors have one? I do not know if its DIY or prefabricated through


 No.13389

File: 187ddfb2f6a65a5⋯.jpg (461.64 KB, 1400x788, 350:197, waste.jpg)

Here is my big pile of green waste. It is not complete yet.


 No.13390

>>13388

That is what I will do next summer. It is too late to worry about now.


 No.13391

>>13383

Some store-owner probably took pity on him and gave him a job


 No.13392

>>13231

misread as

>NEETwank

that works too I guess


 No.13394

>>13392

wtf, I'm not a fucking yank. BO, this shit is broken


 No.13395

File: 82302ddf7b4872b⋯.jpg (15.31 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 82302ddf7b4872b1c876691516….jpg)

>>13393

>The thrill of someone maybe seeing you would add to the experience.


 No.13396

>>13394

what are the first two octets of your ip address?


 No.13397

File: 9e936a7bca901ba⋯.jpg (367.35 KB, 1280x1483, 1280:1483, 710.h2147483647.2x.jpg)

>>13396

>two octets of your ip address


 No.13398

>>13396

158.140

basic bitch google geoip lookup says aus.

why must you insult me like this 8ch? ;_;


 No.13399

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

>>13398

>why must you insult me like this 8ch? ;_;

Time for some medication?


 No.13400

>>13387

Will make a fine dildo


 No.13401

>>13400

They are Lebanese cucumbers so probably won't grow big enough to fully satisfy me.


 No.13402

>>13401

gaiboi


 No.13403

>>13395

has anyone seen someone doing a public wank before? I sat opposite of a guy in an empty train once and thought it strange he kept trying to get my attention. I never looked over naturally, but when I got up to leave he was shuffling about in his seat and had this frustrated look on his face. I assume he had his wang out.


 No.13404

>>13403

>he was shuffling about in his seat and had this frustrated look on his face. I assume he had his wang out.

How old were you? Was he a dity old pedo?


 No.13405

>>13403

I have never seen another man's erect penis in person.


 No.13406

>>13405

You will later tonight


 No.13407

>>13405

bet you felt it though


 No.13408

>>13405

But has another man's erect penis seen you in person?


 No.13409

>>13406

ominous warning


 No.13410

>>13403

Yeah, myself. Several times ;)


 No.13411

File: 3bd3656bd5aa066⋯.gif (868.16 KB, 640x360, 16:9, file_608709_inception-top.gif)


 No.13412

>>13404

I was 26 and he looked maybe the same age


 No.13413

>>13412

maybe he wanted to ask you a question about linux


 No.13414

>>13403

No but I have a story from when I was working at a panel beaters, we had a police scanner so the tow truck drivers could listen for accidents and more than once there were reports of people masturbating in public and police responding.


 No.13415

>>13387

>>13386

They both dont look that bad, I think they're fine.

The cucumbers a bit fucked up the top but they're much better than I had envisioned.


 No.13416

>>13389

Jeez mate, you've done a gargantuan job with that. Great work.


 No.13417

>>13414

i knew a young cop once who got a formal reprimand for attending one of those incidents and saying on the radio "it looks like he's come and gone"


 No.13418

>>13401

If only they came with thicker ribbed sections.


 No.13419

>>13416

I know I haven't worked this hard in my life.


 No.13420

>>13417

>it looks like he's come and gone

heh


 No.13421

>>13419

you can hide under all that leaf litter


 No.13422

Fell asleep watching philomena, I'd seen it before but didn't realise I had til 15 mins through.


 No.13423

>>13422

has that got dame judy denchers in it?


 No.13424

>>13423

Yeah, even in her movies she's a dirty slut


 No.13425

>>13424

absolutely gaggin for it


 No.13426

Now I am picturing a NEET in nothing but his undies wanking to Dame Judy Dench on the telly.


 No.13427

>>13425

She talks about her clitoris in this one and how she loved getting laid.


 No.13428

>>13426

She doesn't seem like the type to cook you breakfast in the morning but she's rich enough to get someone in to make if for me.


 No.13429

>>13426

>a NEET

*NEETs


 No.13430

>>13244

Cold steak & cheese sanga


 No.13431

>>13430

sounds pretty good.


 No.13432

Put some winging it- southern style chicken pieces in the oven


 No.13433

>>13231

Warehouse?


 No.13434

>>13429

I told you not to just invite yourself in when I was asleep.

Explains all the extra cumstains in my cumdies though.


 No.13435

>>13432

You should look in the salvo's for a convection oven. The way the chickens been coming out in mine recently is better than the oven.

I have a pretty shit old oven though.


 No.13436

File: 815755c9b3f3845⋯.jpeg (16.85 KB, 364x404, 91:101, images (49).jpeg)

>>13435

Thanks I'll look into it. I forgot what time I put the chicken in the oven.


 No.13437

>>13435

those convection ovens are great, but the one i had broke really quickly.


 No.13438

>>13433

Those knees do look similar but his mum's yard didn't look that good.

Maybe he's at his rich dads.


 No.13439

File: e14e63855194c07⋯.jpg (122.13 KB, 672x1024, 21:32, 1517265554982.jpg)

>>13438

Why hasn't he given us a quick rundown of what's happened since he left?


 No.13440

>>13436

It drains off heaps of oil too, makes me think I'm being healthy.

As long as the temp is right just keep them in til they look good, I normally keep them in a bit over the recommended time anyhow.

>>13437

Mine's an old one, I got it from my nan I think. Someone gave it to me.


 No.13441

>>13438

>Those knees do look similar

They do not. Some of you NEETs have not studied up on the various NEET hairy legs to the extent you should have.


 No.13442

>>13439

I don't think he could handle being a NEET celebrity, especially with the added stress of knowing that narkyNEETs could potentially be cunts with his info. I hope he's doing alright but being here, as much as he was, wasn't good for him. I don't know, I want him to be well and if that means never seeing him again so be it I guess but I'd prefer him to get his shit together and then impress us with the good news.

Fuck.. I* dont know./


 No.13443

>>13441

>you should have.

I feel funny looking too long at NEETparts.


 No.13445

>>13443

You need to push through that.


 No.13446

>>13444

>I don't really care about him as a person

I bet you don't even feel the feel when a member of the council is performing the sacrament.


 No.13447

>>13444

>He is good for a few wanks but I don't really care about him as a person to be honest.

Sounds like he is good for something


 No.13448

>>13446

The sacrament is performed so often I have built up a tolerance.


 No.13449

>>13442

You start sounding like a Japanese school girl any time you write about Monk.


 No.13450

>>13448

I allow the feel to gush over me like a waterfall, the cumdies are always soaked.


 No.13451

>>13449

baka baka desu

hehehe ;3


 No.13452

>>13433

Nope, not monk, I really should come up with a NEETname though.

>>13438

I wish my parents were rich.


 No.13453

>>13452

Compared to some of the houses I've lived in that one looks pretty classy.

>glass walls and no criminal protective bars over them

that's pretty fancy man


 No.13454

>>13453

It's just the balcony overlooking the backyard, it's a pretty normal contemporary house in Sydney.


 No.13455

>>13453

Are you a literal NEET mate?


 No.13456

>>13455

I meant that question for >>13452


 No.13457

>>13456

>>13455

Yes, a DSP NEET.


 No.13459

>>13458

A small amount.


 No.13461

>>13460

My experience with them has not been entirely positive, I think women demand far too much.


 No.13462

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13461

>I think women demand far too much.


 No.13463

File: 1096d69623b72a4⋯.mp4 (1.65 MB, 480x360, 4:3, women in general.mp4)


 No.13464

>>13463

h-hot


 No.13465

File: 20b5c10451b239a⋯.png (87.92 KB, 384x376, 48:47, fancy_pants.png)

>>13454

>contemporary


 No.13466

File: 5c733c4e84103a1⋯.jpg (89.62 KB, 600x794, 300:397, am-1200.jpg)

Watching AM1200

It's only 40mins long. Cool vibe to it.


 No.13467

Rancid goat meat on a cow turd base with strong hints of off yoghurt and decaying fish.

Dont think we'll release this one


 No.13468

>>13466

Looks interesting.


 No.13470

File: 9edf90d857c9b69⋯.jpg (32.82 KB, 657x527, 657:527, aVPWKa0.jpg)

tfw no job is no longer a positive feel


 No.13471

>>13468

Just finished it.

It's got the NEET tick of approval from me.

Wish it was longer.


 No.13472

>>13470

There are no positive feels in life for me, no matter what I am doing.


 No.13473

File: 525a3227244e7ce⋯.png (9.24 KB, 845x337, 845:337, 525a3227244e7ce0a85368c584….png)


 No.13474

This is the movie.

I found out about it on /tv/ in a thread about lovecraft movies

https://vimeo.com/102372269


 No.13475

>>13469

Ive done it twice but it itches even when i just trim them


 No.13476

>>13472

Have a wank


 No.13477

>>13476

Finally someone gave me permission.


 No.13478

Time to poo, want pics?


 No.13480

>>13478

From multiple angles


 No.13481

>>13480

Does someone want to create a copy of his NEET stick?


 No.13482

File: 7c17cd238664822⋯.jpg (75.2 KB, 650x231, 650:231, 1308AL-Ivan-Aivazovsky-The….jpg)

File: 8f54621aa6d23b5⋯.jpg (277.93 KB, 617x426, 617:426, 1374AR-Konstantin-Korovin-….jpg)

I ordered another couple of canvas art pieces. The ship is going on the wall above my PC. The fishes and wine is going in the kitchen above the stove.


 No.13483

File: f7674855a00062a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.45 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1517290204263590379814.jpg)

No penis pics sorry


 No.13484

>>13483

That doesn't look healthy.


 No.13485

File: 906871eb7826c19⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.67 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15172902704191530882064.jpg)

>>13483

A clean wipe


 No.13486

>>13484

It should have a spoiler image…


 No.13487

>>13483

You are supposed to spoiler that.

Also stop cutting your toe nails that short.


 No.13488

>>13482

>fishes

both look nice and are in appropriate places


 No.13489

>>13486

>>13487

At least one neet asked for it so it's ok


 No.13490

>>13489

>At least one neet asked for it so it's ok

>tfw when:

<7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.


 No.13491

>>13489

see >>265

rule 7

You dont get to make up the rules as you please.


 No.13493

>>13486 and >>13487

then

>>13490 and >>13491

We're on the same wavelength today


 No.13494

>>13492

slay queen


 No.13495

>>13494

What does that mean?


 No.13496

Eat da poo poo


 No.13497

File: 08ae223590b8101⋯.png (1.67 MB, 689x1133, 689:1133, chips.png)

Pretty nice for cheapo chips.

Like a lighter, less crunchy kettle chip.


 No.13498

>>13487

That toe was very unattractive.


 No.13499

>>13497

I might give them a try.


 No.13500

I am back palying the lotto Jew. Have bought a ticket for the $10 million OzLotto tonight. If I win I will buy us that Tasmanian compound, I promise.


 No.13501

>>13500

You could buy a caravan with the money you save by not buying tickets.


 No.13502

>>13500

With 10 mill you could buy a NEETmansion for us all to live in.


 No.13503

>>13502

There might even be enough change left for to hire a orangutan prostitute


 No.13504

>>13502

Lord of the flies: neet edition


 No.13505

>>13500

>compound

You make it sound like a prison. Commune is much nicer word for it.


 No.13506

>>13501

It is the freedom of owning land that I want. Not some stinky caravan I have to live in like a gypsy moving from caravan park to caravan park like a boomer.


 No.13507

>>13500

How much is the gift (or whatever it's called) tax on winnings that large?


 No.13508

>>13507

There isn't one in Australia.


 No.13509

>>13506

Buy land and turn it into a caravan park. Make money off the NEETs.


 No.13510

>>13508

Huh, no shit. Cool.


 No.13511

>>13505

Commune makes it sound like some socialist hippie cult.


 No.13512

>>13511

it's a neetune


 No.13513

A NEET ranch.


 No.13514

The United NEETdom


 No.13515

United Federation of NEETs


 No.13516

>>13509

This is actually a pretty good idea.


 No.13517

>>13511

Socialism implies the NEETs will keep hold of their money.

A well-trusted NEET will become treasurer and will take good care of that money that they will have no use for anymore.


 No.13518

>>13516

When one gives you the shits, evict them.


 No.13519

Democratic NEET's Republic


 No.13520

File: 00a27425b7b5623⋯.png (257.96 KB, 1215x614, 1215:614, catalog.png)

The ordered catalog vision is coming to fruition.

Very ordered.


 No.13521

>>13520

>Very ordered.

>IKTF


 No.13522

File: 6b9aaa54e5dd9a3⋯.png (110.4 KB, 858x725, 858:725, 1465043478125.png)

>>13520

>10 before 11


 No.13523

The obvious choice of governance that the NEETcompound should be a feudal monarchy. It's really quite simple, the NEET with the most resources and money will obviously build the largest dwelling and thus be king, under the king you have dukes and princes, then counts.

Other NEETs who wish to move into the NEETdom with no resources or money will be the peasants, they will have to live in dog kennels and serve their lords.


 No.13524

>>13523

>being ruled by retards and schitzos on DSP

This will turn out well


 No.13525

File: 8d04ab21eddb486⋯.gif (4.61 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, 8d04ab21eddb4868d2ceea8fdf….gif)

File: 64ccc446e3b7ebe⋯.gif (890.42 KB, 400x225, 16:9, 1438326864192.gif)

File: 22d3ab2271c6a6b⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 700x700, 1:1, 1440124874364.gif)

File: ab652dafc48c58e⋯.gif (1.87 MB, 300x322, 150:161, 1481533896205.gif)

>>13521

The only thing that bugs me a bit is the board rules one. I get that it's needed but still.


 No.13526

File: 43d1a8424e5c86b⋯.jpg (158.38 KB, 539x540, 539:540, king of the NEET.jpg)

>>13524

Know your place peasant.


 No.13527

>>13520

There is a space between the # and the number 9 in thread nine.


 No.13528

>>13527

We need to work out if the link to the old thread goes before the text and if every word should have a capital first letter

I felt my heart rate rise, this isnt good. maybe BO can edit them to the right way when we agree on what that is.


 No.13529

>>13524

Off to the dog kennels with you.


 No.13530

Some NEETs would probably enjoy LARPing as a dog and living in a kennel.


 No.13531

>>13529

I'll shoot any NEET who gets in my face at NEETCAMP.


 No.13532

>>13531

It may not be considered an appropriate place to store your guns with all the criminally insane NEETs around.


 No.13533

>>13532

Every NEET needs their own safe, as per state firearm regulations.


 No.13534

>>13531

>>13533

Only a select few shale own weapons to protect the king.


 No.13535

>>13534

You are already planning a revolt I see.

It's going to need a big fucking kennel.


 No.13536

File: af2669ddc95687a⋯.jpg (71.75 KB, 620x620, 1:1, macncheetos-620x620.jpg)

File: bf65228049698b1⋯.jpg (29.92 KB, 620x349, 620:349, fondu-burger.jpg)

File: 74508cc8d5f9706⋯.jpg (50.31 KB, 640x480, 4:3, burger-king-chicken-fries-….JPG)

File: a0f9e315f692a7a⋯.jpg (50.49 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1-BurgerKing-Whopper-Tooth….jpg)

Why doesn't Australia get gimmicky food?

Hint hint lurking market analyst


 No.13537

>>13536

capitalism is one giant gimmick


 No.13538

File: c609ce6e9dd87df⋯.jpg (64.62 KB, 940x940, 1:1, 6454124-1x1-940x940.jpg)

>>13536

We kinda do.


 No.13539

>>13536

Shove that fondu burger right up your clacker


 No.13540

>>13537

Without advertising capitalism stops.


 No.13541

>>13540

I don't think I've ever been convinced to buy something purely by advertising, maybe when I was a kid, but as an adult I only buy what I need.


 No.13542

File: 260e66a4d21cc98⋯.jpg (73.66 KB, 766x447, 766:447, 1435947157926.jpg)

File: 902ba1e357deab4⋯.jpg (36 KB, 360x240, 3:2, bourbon-360x240.jpg)

File: 2021312bcba4c6e⋯.jpg (28.13 KB, 400x325, 16:13, e463428c452f63225ac4363df4….jpg)

File: e69909ad2ed096a⋯.jpg (5.43 KB, 216x233, 216:233, url.jpg)

>>13538

I demand more.


 No.13543

>>13538

Good point.


 No.13544

File: f4661cca4a90555⋯.png (314.96 KB, 500x540, 25:27, steakhouse.png)

>>13541

I need a Steakhouse Burger


 No.13545

>>13544

Distinct lack of steak on that burger, champ.


 No.13546

File: fbd7fe6a7ce2ad2⋯.jpg (70.78 KB, 580x348, 5:3, wendys-bacon-2-580x348.jpg)

File: 2f4ba01ffda6187⋯.jpg (233.64 KB, 387x480, 129:160, PulledPortEdit-1.jpg)

File: 39cde51f1752d64⋯.jpeg (41.28 KB, 600x387, 200:129, grande_338_burger_king_UK….jpeg)

File: f68816b07889bd6⋯.jpg (56.4 KB, 550x334, 275:167, fletchers-better-burger.jpg)

The beast is in control now.


 No.13547

>>13546

You're going to give the bigbois a back injury posting all of this.


 No.13548

>>13547

Zinger Stackers and Double Whoppers with Cheese are all you need.


 No.13549

File: 4a80798e013585e⋯.jpg (50.1 KB, 564x561, 188:187, unbalanced jewish man wear….jpg)

>>13547

bigbois give themselves a back injury when the forget to put on their manzier


 No.13550

>>13549

It;s called a bro you insensitive fuck


 No.13551

File: 7888c54a7212f14⋯.jpg (122.14 KB, 500x367, 500:367, cool stary bra.jpg)

>>13550

>It;s called a bro


 No.13552

>>13551

i'll pay that one, cunt


 No.13553

I imagine there would be a lot of sexual abuse in a NEET compound


 No.13554

File: 5e1db2f2d80f5ec⋯.png (407.11 KB, 493x504, 493:504, 1360614594241.png)


 No.13555

Is it just me or 8ch website running slower than normal?


 No.13556


 No.13557

>>13556

>watch out fellow neets

Cheers


 No.13558

>>13555

Odd times over the past week it's sometimes taken ages to post a simply reply (no pictures or anything).


 No.13559

>>13556

>Extenuating circumstances, such as hospitalisation, domestic violence or homelessness, will no longer be an acceptable reason for not lodging a completed claim on time.

Opps they fucked this up. The SJW will go full force over this, I wonder how they are going to defend it with the new cashless welfare card change as well

>>13558

My fresh times were jumping too over 100 seconds for a period of time and when I did a manual refresh it jumped between the old thread and this thread. It was very spooky


 No.13560

>>13559

>fresh times

*refresh times


 No.13561

>>13556

Troubling.


 No.13562

>>13559

>cashless welfare card

So I won't be able to go to the ATM to get out my weed/durrie money?


 No.13563

>>13562

Nope, no more visits to Dan either.


 No.13564

>>13563

Luckily I don't drink. Drinking is bad for your health.


 No.13565

>>13564

That's the idea.


 No.13566

>>13565

I was joking about how I smoke weed/cigarettes but not alcohol, as if the reason was because of health issues.


 No.13567

>>13553

I imagine they'd keep their fucking mouths shut if they knew what was good for them.


 No.13568

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger. A bunch of fucking niggers.

But not a gang of niggers, you racists.


 No.13569

File: 5469bd924b1ad0e⋯.jpg (83.61 KB, 600x609, 200:203, R-3142980-1317747890.jpeg.jpg)

>>13560

Yeah, I think there is an actual reason for different times for the refresh rate. Like if it's a fast thread at that certain time or something.


 No.13570

>>13568

This guy is a monumental retard.


 No.13571

>>13562

I dont like cash anyway. The only reason why someone would need cash is for dope.


 No.13572

>>13571

The problem is you can only buy certain things with it.


 No.13573

>>13571

I use cash for most purchases. Don't like getting tracked by card use.


 No.13574

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Lovely Porridge has a new video. All you fucking racists should watch it and learn how fucking evil you are.


 No.13575

>>13572

Maybe some people need a little order in their lives.


 No.13576

>>13574

Is this just US shit?


 No.13577

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13576

Nah cunt. Let Mr Diversity Bollard explain.


 No.13578

>>13568

This cunt is still going? Fuck hey.


 No.13579

>>13571

you can only spend your NEETbux at stores that have signed up with the company managing it.


 No.13580

>>13579

Then the next move will be to get WFD at those same stores. This is the same EBT/Walmart shit they have in the US. Start hoarding cash and hope you don't live near any of those Sudo cunts. If you do, buy some boot polish and pretend to be Ethiopian. Blackface has been out of style for a while, so it should take the cunts by surprise.


 No.13581

>>13579

>buy nothing but baby formula from woolies for $30 a tin

>sell to gooks on ebay for $80 a tin

We're gonna be rich NEETs.


 No.13582

>>13578

I doubt he gets that many views.

Going to eat a salad with some tuna and boiled eggs for dinner.


 No.13583

>>13582

Retarded cunt's not verified on twitter either, so a nobody in lefty land.


 No.13584

>tfw tired


 No.13585

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13581

Until you get stabbed by a Vietnamese ladyboy for edging in on their turf. That shit is locked down by Triads and the same 'import/export' groups responsible for pushing pills out of Asia. You're better off selling a kidney. Fucken zipperhead slope cunts. Mortien needs to manufacture some better bug spray, because we got too many fucking ant people crawling all over my picnic


 No.13586


 No.13587

>>13574

>All you fucking racists should watch it and learn how fucking evil you are.

His first arguments made me cringe, it's ok to say anything as long as I can show that there is another imagery for comparison? There is a difference between a delivery driver making a statement and an executive of the company making the same company. Donald trump is the leader of 300+ million people, what he says makes a difference in our globalised world. Even if it's something I disagree with he has to be careful with what he says in an open meeting with Democrats present. None of that was tackled in the video.

I liked this video though using evidence from news clips and deconstructing an argument

>>13568


 No.13588

What happened to ColesNEET? The one whose uncle is a manager there, and he got verbally abused by somebody for wrapping watermelons wrong or something


 No.13589

>>13582

I don't mind a salad now and then, what do you put into yours aside from the tuna and eggs?


 No.13590

that tennis faggot quit the jungle faggot show already apparently


 No.13591

>>13584

>tfw inspired, hired, fired, and admired


 No.13592

>>13591

>tfw when you're blessed


 No.13593

>>13585

The gook doesn't scare me.


 No.13594

File: 583e05fbf911563⋯.webm (11.98 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The-War-of-Annihilation.w….webm)

>>13587

Shit countries are usually shit because they're filled with shit people.


 No.13595

>>13594

>"people"


 No.13596

>>13594

<Shit people exist in every country Sudanese, pajeets, chinks in Australia

What's the next argument?


 No.13597

>>13590

Ha, yeah he had a meltdown last night and was asking to see the 'producer', apparently all this was happening 'live' right at the end of the broadcast so won't know the outcome until tonight. They brought the boong Mundine in as well.


 No.13598

>>13588

I'd like to know how that played out too.

Loose ends irritate me.


 No.13599

>>13598

>Loose ends irritate me.

>IKTF


 No.13600

>>13598

Same, I wonder what happened


 No.13601

>>13548

I splurged on an ultimate double whopper for lunch after essentially fasting for a week due to lolnomoney.

based food coma was based


 No.13602

File: aca43b20739b1f7⋯.png (3.67 MB, 1960x1304, 245:163, DonaldCried.png)

Just watched this, have any of you seen it?

Few really soft points that made me a bit sad.

I feel like the main guy when I go to my home town too.

Worth checking out.

>Guy goes back to his home town and his best friend from when they were kids hasn't changed or grown up.

>>13599

I hope we get a second installment from MalayflagNEET (even if it is bullshit)


 No.13603

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13596

The holocaust didn't happen, but it will. How's that for an argument?


 No.13604

>>13603

About the equivalent of a 14 year old reciting lines from transformers.


 No.13605

Thinking of having an aldi pizza for dinner tonight.

I also have a lasagna but they take over an hour to cook.


 No.13608

>>13604

Violence is human nature. Liberal values are a product of the disintegration of the Catholic church, spawning any number of protestant movements that emphasize a single Christian value to the exclusion of others. This has been discussed to death by the likes of Spengler and Nietzsche. Violence is inevitable. Better to be proactive about it than to waste away, becoming minorities in our own homelands and the nations we created. I'm not a christcuck, though I recognize the stabilizing influence religion had over our nations in the part, an influence that allowed these nations to rise to prominence and excellence.


 No.13609

>>13602

Looks shit.


 No.13610

>>13606

Where the fuck did you pick any of that up from?

What?


 No.13611

>>13608

Go get 'em tiger.


 No.13613

>>13607

How do they compare to mee goreng? Wouldn't buying them as the flat packs be cheaper?


 No.13614

>>13612

The whole plot is that one guy changed and one didn't.

There's no social or political dialogue involved.


 No.13616

>>13589

A bit of mayo that's it. I don't ever use oils it's unfulfilling waste calories.

>>13591

>tfw not wired cause you have a high caffeine tolerance from drinking 3-4 cups of coffee every day for the past few weeks


 No.13617

>>13616

Mayo is mostly oil. They just mix it with eggs.


 No.13618

>>13617

Eggs are full of empty carbs.


 No.13619

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.13620

>>13618

Not if they're properly fertilised.


 No.13621

File: 5bd9c9849461c62⋯.png (106.53 KB, 150x343, 150:343, safran.png)

>>13619

Ziek Hiel


 No.13622

>>13620

Then they become full carbs.


 No.13623

>>13597

At least mundine is in his natural habitat


 No.13624

>>13621

I don't think that's Saffran. They would have stabbed him in the woods, or he would have made a big deal about it by now.


 No.13625

>>13624

He wrote a book about it.


 No.13626

>>13625

https://www.facebook.com/johnsafran/posts/1810689498959021

Nah. He's eagerly awaiting antifa to do all the heavy lifting and dox them though.


 No.13627

>>13626

Apparently in that book he got in amongst them too and scrutinised them.

I read his interview with one of the now (or then) heads of UPF and spazzed out about him being a black fella.

I haven't read the book and probably wont because I don't care about any of that shit anymore.

I liked Safran in Vs God.


 No.13628

>tfw Safran became a Muslim apologist


 No.13629

stop watching talmudvision, NEETs.


 No.13630

>>13629

The only guy who does is the tennis guy I think.


 No.13631

>>13627

>I haven't read the book

>Apparently in that book he got in amongst them too and scrutinised them.

No. It was something to do with political groups like the UPF. Different group. AR are rl shitposters.


 No.13632

>>13629

I don't.


 No.13633

>>13631

>AR are rl shitposters.

They just seem pretty shit, they're names come up a lot of times in the past year on chans.

I don't live in the east so maybe that's why I dont care about and have never seen any of the issues they whinge about and whenever anyone spouts extremist shit from any side I just tune out now.


 No.13634

>>13633

I saw an AR sticker in QLD. It was pasted over an antifa sticker which was then pasted over by a anti-communist, anti-nazi and anti-islam sticker.


 No.13635

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>>13633

Yeah, you're right. All the fags, muslims, chinks and niggers aren't a problem. Just switch off man. Have some goon man. Have a cone man. Have a wank man. Play some vidya man. I aint bovvered.


 No.13636

>>13633

>have never seen any of the issues they whinge about

Blind Freddie can see it mate. I mean come on. I am down with not getting your blood up over political shit and just living your life. That's fine. But pretending you can't even see what they're talking about is going too far.


 No.13637

I am playing Half Life again. I no longer have the attention span to get into a new game so I just keep re-playing old ones over and over.


 No.13638

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I am setting my alarm to get up early to get to my psychologist appointment tomorrow morning. Feeling okay about it. I don't get nervous going there any more.


 No.13639

>>13637

I've been thinking about playing half life 2 again. My favorite videogame universe.


 No.13640

>>13639

Yeah they are pretty comfy games. The love interest "Alex" really pisses me off though. I keep trying to hit her mulatto face with the crowbar but it doesn't let me.


 No.13641

>>13638

Is it voluntary or some kind of bux obligation?


 No.13642

>>13641

It is an obligation for my DSP bux but I would probably go if it wasn't.


 No.13644

>>13642

>>13642

Has it helped?


 No.13645

>>13644

I am in a better place now than when I started going there about a year ago, that is for sure. I was a mess. It helps to have someone to talk to who talks back.


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 No.13649

>>13636

I haven't seen any of it personally.




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