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NEET General #181 - Drunkenness Edition NEET 08/25/18 (Sat) 11:17:35 No.136094 [View All]

Some of you NEETs need to learn MODERATION. What a scandal.

Old Thread: >>135339

699 postsand178 image repliesomitted. Click reply to view. ____________________________

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:37:00 No.136798

>>136790

Was going to make a witty comment about myself and the local Lifeline donation bins when I noticed her right hand. Now I don't know what to think or say.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:38:34 No.136799

>>136798

It's just splayed all weird because it's an awkward angle.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:38:55 No.136800

>>136792

>a gook prossie under 30

A rare find. Shame you couldn't climax though. Have you fapped yet since returning home?

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:40:14 No.136801

>>136800

Nah sitting in my car smoking with a coke in a parking lot. Kinda tumesced. Lost all horniness.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:41:44 No.136802

>>136795

She. Ashley Tisdale. American has-been thot. Straight to TV 'movie' Picture This. 2008. Teen high school-tier nonsense. I've always had a thing for her.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:41:50 No.136803

>>136800

What, are they all milfs turning tricks to help put their teenage kids through private schools?

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:43:18 No.136804

>>136802

Thought she looked like one of God's chosen people. Wikipedia confirmed.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:47:11 No.136805

>>136793

She's 1/16th noonga

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:48:06 No.136806

File: eb1ab9edcf1a180⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.31 MB,683x1024,683:1024,ClipboardImage.png)

Good night.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:49:02 No.136807

>>136806

Night.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:51:16 No.136808

>>136806

Face like a 90s CGI cartoon. Night, NEET.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:52:20 No.136809

>>136802

I vaguely remember that name

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:52:23 No.136810

File: 0a93575300bd071⋯.webm (5.12 MB,320x240,4:3,Untitled Project.webm)

I made some OC, what do you think

The change I made was to add the Ayy Lmao song

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:52:50 No.136811

>>136806

Good night. Awful image.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:53:37 No.136812

>>136810

ayyy goon

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:54:28 No.136813

>>136812

ayyy macarena

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:55:50 No.136814

>>136812

ayy NK

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:56:07 No.136815

File: b59f6b5cc690dd2⋯.png (Spoiler Image,24.06 KB,485x303,485:303,images (13).png)

>Tfw you call dans customer support for a wank but a big burly man with and iron bar breaks your door down and bashes you in the dick

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 11:58:34 No.136816

>>136810

I cracked a smile, nice work NEET.

>no way to ayy

Pft.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:00:40 No.136817

File: 433e635094a1266⋯.jpg (55.66 KB,893x670,893:670,Kyoko Uemu.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:00:50 No.136818

>daddybot says "I'm going to use the air compressor 7:50 am this sunday"

>at first I'm surprised he warns me on his boomer behaviour ahead of time

>not like I'd sleep until then anyway, their screeching wakes me up way before that

>it's now 9am

>he hasn't used the air compressor yet

>everything is normal

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:01:15 No.136819

>>136817

Goodnight Wong Fu.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:02:24 No.136820

>>136815

Should've called lifeline. You don't cross Mr Murphy, that's just neetlifeskills 101.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:02:30 No.136821

>>136817

Nighty night

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:03:00 No.136822

>>136817

Nighty night, Long Gong "Dick in a Ramen Cup" Wong.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:03:14 No.136823

>>136819

They're Honorary Aryans, not chinks.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:03:33 No.136824

>>136820

They have a restraining order out against him I think.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:03:48 No.136825

>>136823

In their dreams.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:04:44 No.136826

>>136818

Stick the air compressor up the robo vacuum's bum hole.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:06:18 No.136827

>>136825

At the rate this country is going, we'll wish we were honorary japs.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:06:56 No.136828

File: c569eb58e246c28⋯.png (105.42 KB,555x580,111:116,back in buzniz.png)

Working on a lil something-something. Should be fun.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:07:13 No.136829

>>136818

He's trying to psychologically break you

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:08:06 No.136830

>>136828

I look forward to it.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:08:32 No.136831

>>136829

You can't break what is already broken.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:09:02 No.136832

>>136830

I'll keep you all updated.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:09:39 No.136833

>>136820

Lifeline blocker my number and all the payphones in my area.

The Indian scammers won't even call me anymore because I don't have bobs or vagene

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:10:25 No.136834

>>136832

Stay out of my date

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:10:58 No.136835

File: 67720d528324475⋯.gif (39.11 KB,100x100,1:1,67720d52832447515f2e0d3e87….gif)

>>136828

I'm working on a wank

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:11:00 No.136836

>>136818

So do you guys get enough NEETbux to be able to rent a favela house

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:11:28 No.136837

>>136835

Keep us updated.

>>136834

Never.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:11:37 No.136838

File: 97399d0d6dead67⋯.png (39.46 KB,500x500,1:1,danm.png)

>>136835

have a goon

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:12:12 No.136839

>>136838

But the goon makes me wank to bad things

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:13:04 No.136840

>>136818

Murder him

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:13:46 No.136842

File: 795f8c1615561ad⋯.png (22.58 KB,218x199,218:199,g o o n.png)

>>136839

Not having a goon makes me do bad things.

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:13:54 No.136843

File: 9d7a24fee898d06⋯.jpg (15.8 KB,547x480,547:480,1501220303001.jpg)

I'm out of smokes

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:14:31 No.136844

>>136843

Have a mint

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:17:41 No.136845

>>136843

Have a meth

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:17:47 No.136846

>>136843

That's why you save your ciggie butts

t. thrifty boong neet

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:18:08 No.136847

New Thread: >>136841

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NEET 08/26/18 (Sun) 12:18:13 No.136848

>>136843

>this makes the MC Ride stare at the ceiling harder than normal

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