/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

first for USA

>>10628

Second for best country in america.

>>10625

LIZBEF REPRESENT

>>10630

That isn't hard. Canada is first right?

>>10631

lol

SYDNEY

>>10635

I'm going to reboot my computer just to get a fucking american webm on my linux install you wait and see cunt.

>>10631

I had a friend who lived at Gawler. We used to go to the shops at Elizabeth. Strewth they are barely even human there.

>>10636

Bet me to it.

Doctor, Doctor. Give me the news!

>>10637

the angry cannibal

>>10639

That doesn't make sense without what i'm listening to.

>>10638

Visiting the Centre is always a bit of a pick-me-up. No matter how bad you feel about yourself, you feel like a supermodel compared to some of the scum walking about.

>>10643

looks like a tranny

>>10643

Looks like Foetal Alcohol Syndrome.

I'd still shag her up the bum though

>>10643

Look at this fat bucket of shit who can't even hold a knife and fork properly: http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/lunch-with-briggs-its-a-new-conversation-20180111-h0gt7q.html

>>10646

Type 2 diabetes by 45 then oppressed by all the free western medicine he receives.

>>10646

>no-holds-barred approach to Indigenous rights

He takes the same approach to cutlery too.

>>10649

lol

>>10649

I wonder if he realises that avo and salmon taco, all his retarded clothes and his hugo boss suit wouldn't exist if it wasn't for democracy and European settlement.

He'd still be putting spears through his cousins leg

>>10653

It goes deeper than that. He wouldn't exist himself if not for European settlement. He is more a European than an abo.

>>10654

Yeah. And if Australia was colonised by the Dutch or Spanish, the boongs would have been rendered totally extinct.

>>10655

The Spanish would have fucked them not killed them and then Australia would be full of half-castes like South America.

>>10656

Half caste abos are the worst abos too

>>10606

Still regretting that pube shave huh?

>>10656

When the Japs entered WWII they had already decided that, if they reached Australia, the boongs were totally worthless except for their skin which might have some uses (in wet suits or something). Weren't even fit for slave labour they'd decided.

>>10657

100% agree, too hung up on being in between cultures and wont get with the program.

The full blacks up north (in my experience) have had their shit together. Especially the old ones that worked as station hands.

>>10661

ripper Pepe m80

Plans for the day?

I'm having beers and a bbq for one.

>>10664

Gonna post racist shit on the internets

>>10664

What are you going to cook on the barbie m8?

>>10664

Avoiding mummybots visitors and catch up on some anime

I was going to drink today but I don't really feel up to it

>>10665

good lad

>>10666

Got a meat pack from the local butcher as a treat. Got snags, fancy looking kebabs with bits of veg on them and some marinated steaks. Going to cook all of it.

>>10667

Hope you feel better mate

>>10664

getting drunk, listening to metal, same thing I did last night

>>10668

Sounds bloody good

>>10670

Feeling better always does.

>>10668

I don't feel particularly bad, just not in the mood for booze. You dan cunts need to up your game

>>10673

Fuck his shit up, Dan.

>>10664

Absolutely nothing. Parents are gonna cook a barbie.

>>10675

Wow, that's even worse than bludgeoning one

>>10675

Be a good lad and set the table or something.

>>10664

Check the PO Box, drink booze, eat shitty food, watch anime and play vidya.

>>10679

livin the dream, neeto

>>10679

>Check the PO Box

Do you get your Onaholes sent their discretely?

>>10681

Why spend money on that when you have a perfectly good PO Box

>>10681

It's where I get my plastic butts and anime stickers sent.

>>10682

PO stands for Pussy Orifice

>>10686

I assumed you were referncing the fake butt post from a few months back

>>10688

Iie. I buy plastic butts.

>>10691

all of that wasted time just to post a webm, I hope you are proud of yourself loser

>>10692

a webm I shant be clicking at that

>tfw severely depressed

>>10696

I think it's usually that one guy who uses a VPN. If he's using a VPN then he probably browses /b/ so he should be banned for being a pedophile. But yes all gaijin must be banned.

>tfw not refreshed, moderately blessed and mildly impressed today

>>10629

All of South America is niggered ground.

>>10698

That feel when a chemical imbalance in the brain causes mental anguish.

>>10691

> The woman in the video has been identified as Laura Cox, 47, who, according to the New York Daily News, was allegedly high on meth during the altercation.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/calif-woman-meth-tossed-boyfriend-scooter-police-article-1.1934075

>>10699

No the American flag guy in this thread is a genuine Seppo. He is ignorant as fuck.

Big Boi 2018 is back on. When I bought my Large Zinger Stacker Combo and 10 nuggers at KFC the nice young lad informed me that for an extra $1 I could get 24 nuggers.

>>10706

Please stop

>>10694

That pic made my get goosebumps til I saw the filename.

>>10709

Emubumps.

>>10706

You dipping those nuggers in a sauce?

>>10710

There is nothing gay about admiring the male form

>>10707

Might have to. I ate the burger and i'm about 16 nuggets in and starting to sweat.

>>10714

You will not become a big big boi with that attitude

>>10712

Nah, just going em dry

>>10715

Are your letters bigger because your fingers are bigger?

>>10710

…it was originally his.

>>10708

But I want him to win gf2018.

Nuggets are down. Contemplating starting on the chips.

had a croissant for breakfast and might only do 30mins of exercise today. On my way to bigboi status myself I think.

>>10701

>>10722

I'm 100% slavic though.

>>10727

Impregnate some latinas.

>>10730

He must mutilate the genepool with his vile seed.

Couldn't do the chips.

Mixed the 600ml Pepsi with the 250ml or so of bourbon left in a bottle.

>>10733

ur fucked son

>>10732

>Couldn't do the chips.

Keep trying

>>10733

Did she smell them to see if they were clean before thinking?

Just say yes let me have this.

>>10737

She wondered briefly why they were flat and hard like frisbees

SA weather wankers fucked up yet again by the looks

>>10739

I want it to rain so badly.

>>10740

Started to drizzle out my way,

>>10742

There's been a few specks here too.

Not enough.

>>10744

What do expect with those beautiful river side views

>>10741

The contrast between what I was listening to was a bit full on. By the picture I wasn't expecting metal (I should've by your recent posts)

>>10745

Robbery and death mostly, but also malaria

>>10744

I just want enough to keep people indoors today while having their parties.

Good band btw, the start of sister golden hair is very relatable to me.

>Well I tried to make it sunday, but I got so damn depressed

>That I set my sights on monday and I got myself undressed

>>10746

it's some seriously top tier stuff but yeah I'll mostly be posting metal though I don't only listen to metal

Back in 15-20. Going to do a poo.

A rat crawled into my garden shed and died and my mummybot made me dispose of it even though she was the one wearing gardening gloves.

Eating like a big boi isn't helping with the bad feels for some reason

Might not be up to entering bb2018 at this rate

>>10751

Just use a shovel or something

>>10747

Drink lots of tonic water.

I was reading about sickle cell anemia a while back (I probably got some link to it about muh masterrace bullshit from /pol/)

Anyway, sickle cell is a terrible disease but the reason it occurs predominantly within central African people and people who share those genes is that it is a natural thing that evolved to combat malaria.

People with sickle cell are almost malaria proof.

So the body worked out that one disease is less likely to kill it than another and opted to make it a genetic defect but is a counter to a more common disease so really sickle cell is a benefit if you came from a tropic region where malaria is common.

>>10752

what'chu eating

>>10750

p-pics?

>>10757

Why do your streets have hatches

>>10755

I had some left over pizza for breakfast and it wasn't too great

>>10749

The drum work is really good but the distortion of the guitars sort of irritates me, especially in the long drones.

I posted this vid yesterday >>10203 and he goes on about "drone metal" (it's not just about that) and how the tempo is slowed down to 33bpm and any less than that our brains cant "feel" the beat (we can still feel half measures and so on but yeah)

Pretty interesting.

>>10759

yeah leftover pizza for breakfast can be good or shit depending on the pizza itself

>>10758

Nothing stops this much rain.

>>10757

I'm not blocked up, I enjoy a leisurely shit and reading.

>>10764

how the fuck isn't he knocked over

Wanted to go to aldi

>SA: All stores closed except Berri, Mt Barker, Nuriootpa, Victor Harbour which will be trading 8am – 6pm

I want $3 pizzas

>>10765

>letting water knock you over

everyone laugh at the weak american

>>10766

>going to a foreigncunt store on australia day

>>10767

;( u take that back RIGHT NOW before I call MY MOM

>>10768

>$3 pizzas

but really why the fuck is SA the only place they are shut?

Does SA have higher rates for public holidays?

>>10770

Nah, just bullshit trading laws from the 1800s.

>>10771

All of coles and woolies are shut too (except for the city ones)

gay shit

never knew about the trading laws. Seems it's only in SA though.

>>10772

Pretty much everything is shut. Dan's get a free pass, as does KFC/McDonalds. Other bottle shops don't get the free pass Dan's does for some reason.

>>10773

Malcolm wants his goon

>>10774

Malcolm doesn't live in SA, and has tax-payer funded niggers who keep his cellar stocked

I just shaved my head, a number 2 all over, because my existing hair cut had started to look ABSOLUTELY SHIT and I don't have the confidence to go to a barber or hairdresser right now.

Anyway underneath the hair I am uglier than I remember being. I look like an absolute SHIT GOBLIN. I looked a bit better in a different mirror where I got a further back view though. I kind of look like a thug. Thick neck, chest and shoulders.

>>10776

just admit it you look like a total soyboy without hair

>>10777

No I am ugly in a masculine way.

>>10778

pics or it didn't happen

>>10776

I used to do number 2s (lol), then went no 1 for a while. Now I've gone full fash and use a 0.5 guard on the clippers.

>>10780

Getting a no. 2 on your head isn't the best feeling.

>>10781

If German films have taught me anything, you're supposed to sit under the glass coffee table with her above it.

The sound of my dad vomiting in the kitchen sink is really disgusting. What a drunk nigger.

>>10783

Your dad is a pleb.

>>10783

Have fun plunging the chewed up sausage meat out of the S bend

>>10783

>vomiting in the sink, kitchen sink no less

wew what a cleanup

>>10785

(I know because I did this to Mummybot's sink once after a buck's bbq)

>>10788

I just visualised the smell and gagged

>>10788

You're very good at working out who posts what.

>>10625

On the goon, happy invasion day you white dogs

GIZZUS A DURRY!

>>10789

>visualised the smell

nani?

>>10793

You know what I mean, Fuck

I can't wait for the ongoing genocide of the aboriginals to finish!

I'm too drunk aaaaa

>>10796

The dumb cunts keep referring to 'mass genocide', not knowing that:

A) the 'mass' is redundant

B) if they were genocided they wouldn't be there to complain

It was mostly disease that killed the abos.

>>10800

First fleet guys would have had some mean dick cheese after six months on a boat

>>10802

Maoris and Cook Islanders are basically tahiti-niggers

Anyone have those infographics about abbos and emu feathers? Or the dick cutting?

>>10804

Spoiler them though, boong pictures make me sick

>>10664

I plan on missing out on most of today being passed out

>>10806

You got somewhere safe and private to be in this alcoholic coma?

Really liking the way this board is quite academic at times. We have some truly wise and educated NEETS.

>>10807

muh bed

>>10810

Not at all, good sir.

>>10811

You can pick somewhere better than that. At least pass out in the bathroom.

>>10813

When I was an office wagie I went back to the office after friday night drinks and woke up under my desk with a poo in my pants

>>10814

Did you have work Saturday?

>>10815

Nah. Fortunately the office had a shower on my floor. Mu undies had contained the poo, so I put those in a colleague's bin. Freeballed it home.

>>10814

Sounds like a good night.

>>10817

Seemed like it at the time, but there were a lot of wasted friday nights and saturdays and wasted money

>>10808

t. brainlet

>>10818

While I may be a wagie, I definitely steer clear of wagie activities.

>>10814

Whose poo was it?

>>10821

make u think

gonna have a nap and sleep those nuggets off.

be good to each other while i'm gone

>>10824

good night fatneet

>>10813

Used to do just that when I had a place of my own, the tiled floor of the bathroom was very cooling and the perfect place to pass-out naked after throwing up in the toilet/floor/all over yourself.

>>10826

Showers are the best place to throw up and pass out.

The best place to pass out is underwater tbh

>>10827

and cry

>>10829

Well that happens everyday, so you don't need a special place to do that.

>>10824

Sleep tight nuggiesNEET

>>10827

Sorta did that once, I wasn't unconscious but I cbf moving so sat directly on the drain and let the water build up for quite a while. When I finished and walked down to the level below there was water that had overflowed from a drain soaking a large part of nearby carpet.

>>10824

Night tubby, have sweet dreams of the colonel

>>10834

heart attack

>>10834

Get a garlic pawn one with creme fraish and a bacon one as well

>>10834

Just buy two of the value or traditional range pizzas, better/more interesting range of flavours. Get a few sides too including the new strawberry thickshake and take pics.

>>10835

>tfw midnight never

The sun is out and the rain stopped.

This is shit.

>>10838

>prawns

>crème fraîche

Your tastebuds are broken.

>>10842

That;s the white sauce they put on it.

It's good.

>>10843

It's not made for pizza. I bet you're a degenerate that likes pineapple on pizza as well.

>>10838

>paying $3 extra for Vietnamese poo-river prawns

>>10846

Get a peri peri or tandoori chicken one then

or the double bacon cheeseburger pizza

The cheapest best ones imo are a beef and onion and a spicy veg trio then you get a slice of each and make a sandwich with them.

>theyre both the cheapo pizzas

>>10834

I tried the Big Pepperoni. Tasted like heavily salted faeces.

>>10848

The cheapo range should be seen as a 'pizza base' where you can add your own pre-cooked ingredients to make it premium-tier

>>10850

Thickshake is the only worthwhile thing there.

Fucking destroying myself talking about pizza

..it burns, it burns

bout to cook some tendies and hash browns

>>10851

pretty sure you can add whatever to any pizza

>>10841

I have my washing on the line mate.

>>10850

>$20 for a pizza

hope you have vouchers.

>>10850

$20 for the pork & onion. I thought that was from the $5 range, nice sides though

>>10855

So you are the one who wished for this shit.

>>10853

>tendies and hash browns

Don't forget pics for us please.

>>10853

pics please or you're not one of us

>>10861

For a second I thought she was wearing the abo falg as a hijab.

>>10863

I love that you give us before pics as well as after.

You are an absolute top quality NEET.

>>10863

The tendie-factory fucked up on the 4th from left, sorta looks like a fish fillet

>>10865

looks fuckable. Invite it inside for a goon

>>10867

Iie.

>>10866

Their crime against NEETdom will not be forgotten.

>>10865

What's its name?

>>10870

Ashley.

>>10871

That doesn't help, I still don't know what it is.

>>10873

It's a monster and affront to humanity. That's all you need to know.

>>10865

Greet her at the door wearing your finest pair of cumdies, erection in hand

>>10861

Really don't care tbh, I think even most normies have moved on past this shit and the media's annual clickbaiting over it

one whitepill about asian demographic change is in 2 or 3 decades this shit won't exist anymore

>>10875

I'll just call it 'dude' like last time.

>>10865

wasn't there a NEET last year that got a pizza and said "thanks bro" to the tranny?

>>10877

yeah lol

>>10878

That was me.

>>10877

I called a short haired lesbian "man" once and sperged out trying to explain that I meant is as in "hey man" not that I think she had a dick.

She just looked at me.

>>10834

That look to be good.

I'd never have gotten a job delivering pizzas if it meant having my picture online

>>10883

That pizza looks okay. Better than the shit I get delivered to me.

>>10883

Looks good, how much was it all up?

>>10883

Top feast m80, I've always loved the mac&cheese cockeats

>>10865

Looks like Freddie Mercury

>>10886

About $40 with the public holiday surcharge.

>>10887

>mac&cheese cockeats

I have seen them on the menu but never tried them. Are they actually good?

>>10890

They're pretty tasty if they've been cooked long enough.

>>10894

What brand tendies are they?

>>10894

RIP tendies.

>>10892

Good work neet.

>>10896

Aldi brand - Farmwood. About $4 iirc

>>10897

Cheers,

yeah, they fucked up bad. The hunger beast burning will make me accept them though.

>>10894

The meat still looks raw

>>10895

oh, thank you too.

didnt see your post due to my famished state.

>>10899

I'm only half way, I got them out to flip them.

>>10902

Before, during, and after pics. You take good care of us.

>>10902

Your hunger burn must be a raging inferno right now

Did an hour on the treadmill and am enjoying a nice cup of water. Bought a carton of blonde ultra low carb beers for tonight and got the leg of lamb slow roasting. Gonna be a nice and relatively healthy straya day for me, neetos.

>>10905

Sounds nice mate.

>>10905

I'm picturing that lamb roasting on a weber, are you Balcony_NEET?

>>10904

It's an ever hungry beast that raged a towering inferno of fire and brimstone when I found out all the shops were shut.

Almost sucked through an entire mint since I put them in the oven

>>10908

No. I was going to do it in the BBQ but i couldn't be fucked

>>10905

HealthyNEET

>>10910

What temp is the oven set at? I'd rather use an outside BBQ in this heat though.

>>10909

You must live pretty rural if nothing is open, I live in a regional QLD town and all the stores are open though at reduced hours

>>10912

I live in Adelaide. Some NEET before said that it's to do with some trading laws that only apply for this state.

Fast food places are still open.

I just ate the dominos cookie. It was salty as fuck. Maybe the tranny cummed on it before packing.

>>10915

I bought one of them before. They are garbage.

>>10913

>allowing American-owned stores to trade while Aussie places MUST shut

I simply don't understand politics

>>10915

Coles sell really nice cookies tbh

>>10917

Beautifully arranged. A work of art.

>>10918

It's just to anger the NEET and to ensure we understand who is in charge.

>>10917

A wonderfully poetic post and a beautifully presented dish but you won't win the Nurgle fused-to-a-chair comp using paper towel to absorb that wonderful excess fat

>>10912

it's on 160atm. Slow roasting for 5-6hours. It's too hot to go outside and bbq here. My shirt chaffed my nipples a little bit so sweat hurts them.

>>10919

I'm sure it will help create a new fragrance for the exclusive 2018 parfum a la NEET range.

You NEETs are making me hungry. I'm on a diet here.

England are down 5 wickets with not even 10 overs completed

>>10922

Isn't the oven heating the house up, or do you have ac and just don't give a fuck?

>>10926

ac and I'm in a different room.

>>10923

Eau de neette

>>10924

I felt like I was dying reading NEETo's posts about his pizzas.

His first post about it made me think he was getting 5.

I gave in to temptation though.

>>10925

Good, fuck the poms.

I haven't watched cricket in ages. Is the Australia day match just a day match?

>>10929

yes

what is it with 1991 and having good death/thrash

>>10931

there has been no decent music post-2000

>>10933

t. /r/music

The beast has withered away in to the cascading shadows of it's lair, so now NEETo can live in momentary peace.

Going to lay down and watch "The killing of a sacred deer".

Cant remember downloading it but it only came out last year.

Probably put the a/c on and have a nap then have to watch the second half again.

>>10937

See you later on mate.

>>10933

Am going to try for a nap too

>tfw footlong italian BMT from Mummybot, made a hard boiled egg and a handful of almonds with coffee

I'm so full

>>10937

I didn't like the movie, needed much more violence to create a good ending.

>>10943

The story of my childhood.

>>10944

>tfw every childhood memory that is meant to be good ends with your dad having a shitfit and that becoming all you can remember

It's honestly no wonder why I'm as pessimistic as I am and constantly angry over nothing. The cunt just seems to have an implant that lets him know whenever someone in the house is in a good mood so he can fucking ruin it.

>>10945

I took permanent damage from all that shit. I am not capable of being happy or having a normal life now.

I just got woken up from my nap by a neighbour dumping a shit ton of glass bottles.

>>10946

Looks like we were gifted the same type of suffering, friend

>>10948

Yeah it sucks. I am so angry about it but if you stay angry people say you are bitter and only punishing yourself so I don't know what the fuck you are meant to do.

>>10943

Tell him to have another goon

>>10949

If you still live at home or are forced to interact with them on occasion then there's no way anyone who knows how it feels could say you're only punishing yourself by being angry about it like there's some alternative. Especially so if he's still doing the exact same shit.

>>10950

Nah he only drinks red tins

>>10951

>drinks red tins

Tell him to another, another and another

>>10951

> red tins

sort of the same thing

>>10947

I didn't even got to sleep

>>10942

I'm only halfway through but its ok so far.

Everyone in it seems fucked in the head

they're all so straight, it's weird

Had an entire pizza for lunch and now I want to get drunk

>>10954

How can you even get buzzed after eating that much?

>>10955

Drinking fast and hard.

>>10955

The alcohol cleans out the system nicely

in a foul mood. Mummybot fucked up my roast by involving herself. She opened the foil to add some pumpkin at hour 2 of the 5 hour slow cook. Didn't ask what recipe I was following (it was a greek one). Didn't ask if she could involve herself. Just went in a fucked around. Naturally the foil wasn't sealed close and all the stock/water evaporated faster than I anticipated and shit got burnt to the pan. No big loss but still really fucking annoying.

I just don't understand why people think it's okay for them to involve themselves in shit. If you're not involved from the start or no one's invited you, just ask first or fuck off.

>>10959

Sorry to hear about that mate. Some people just don't think about anyone other than themselves at all. It comes as a shock to them if you tell them they are supposed to.

>>10960

It's supreme arrogance. To think that you know what to do without having a clue. She's an irredeemable retard.

>>10959

>in a foul mood

this phrase always amuses me for some reason

>>10959

She was just trying to help.

>>10962

It makes me think of chickens. I know it's spelt differently but t still makes me think of chickens sometimes.

>>10959

Have a goon and a wank

>>10963

God I hate this fucking excuse.

nuggerNEET here. Woke up, pulled the beef out of the slow cooker. Turned out alright.

>>10967

You still got an appetite?

>>10968

I ate a couple of slices, but no, not really.

Still got an apricot danish to eat.

>>10969

Have you given up on losing weight or is this just a temporary cheat day and you plan to get back on the diet?

>>10971

I'll get back on tomorrow

>>10974

Only from about 21. Basically once I became an adult I started eating shit, and it took a few years to manifest itself.

>>10975

Have you ever succeeded for a time in getting down to a healthy weight?

>>10976

Yeah, visited NZ in March 2016 with Mummybot. Managed to lose 20kg in a few months before that.

>tfw severely depressed

>>10977

Did you put it all back on?

>>10978

I don't believe you.

>>10978

>tfw severely MAD

>>10979

yep.

>>10983

I lose it relatively easily once I start working out. I just need somebody to keep me motivated.

>>10985

I do not find much in this world to keep me motivated.

>celebrating Australia day

Whites should be immigrating to Europe for our Pagan culture and racial homogeneity to be restored.

>>10986

Yeah. The world is shit, and I'm my own worst enemy.

>>10987

>Muslims literally having rallies in Europe saying they'll beat the white man by out-breeding them

Europe is done for m8

>>10987

Where in Europe do a mish mash of various European genetics belong?

>>10989

>says this compared to a land he has no ancestral tie to

That's where you're wrong, a lot of people in Europe are fed up.

>from an Icelander

>>10987

We're celebrating the European culture of cucking brown people out of their lands

Australia would have been colonized by Indonesia if all Europeans decided to ignore this shit hole. So abos should be fucking thanking us. You'd be lucky to have your goon with the muzzies about and good fucking luck playing the sympathy card.

>>10987

Silly immature /pol/ tier nonsense.

>>10991

>from an Icelander

Why does an Icelander feel a connection with the whole of Europe?

>>10996

I suspect he actually isn't from Iceland and merely larping.

>tfw it's been an entire year since some brainlet crashed a plane into the swan river

>>10995

>>10999

Please go and stay go you fruit fairy poof

>>11001

Always amusing when rich cunts crash their planes

>>11000

How far through that slab are you?

>>10999

My favorite correlation is that Japan's birth rate starting tanking at almost the exact same time anime was becoming popular

>>10999

What's your post about, correlation does not imply causation

>>11004

The pic is a joke

>>11005

That's the joke

SuitNEET are you still going to that wedding tomorrow?

>>11007

Yeah. Or that's the plan at least.

>>11008

might meet a gril

My sister is getting married later in the year, I really don't want to go.

>>11006

Idiots take the joke seriously then try to module public policy, such as link to autism diagnosis and vaccines. Even though we do not know the exact cause of autism and autism become more prevalent with better diagnosis criteria

>>11008

Going to be a hot day.

>>11009

Gril might be lucky enough to meet me.

>>11010

chad or a pajeet?

>>11010

Break them up.

>>11014

Neither, he seems to be scared and timid around me.

>>11015

Nah, I just don't want to be involved with anything they do.

>>11012

Yeah, it's in the arvo and I have work on Sunday so I wont be there too late.

Maybe til 9ish. (If I can stand it that long)

>>11016

>Neither, he seems to be scared and timid around me.

sounds like you're the Chad, what does your sister see in him though and what is your sister like?

>tfw never been to a wedding

>>11016

> I just don't want to be involved

Make an impression so you'll never get invited to one again

>>11019

>never been to a wedding

Me neither. Probably never will go to one now.

>>11020

Just take creepshots of all the bridesmaids

>>11017

People with autism have always existed, we just have been unable to diagnosis it, is the counter argument. Further evidence is needed. I just had this debate today with the extended family

>>11019

She's vapid and materialistic like most western women, he's a lawyer and makes huge amounts of cash.

>>11021

Just rock up to one and say you are a second cousin of Jason and you are an investor in property.

>>11018

Remember to take a handkerchief to wipe away your tears of joy at seeing the happy couple.

>>11023

>People with autism have always existed

I said that in one of my videos but one of the NEETs here I think took offence so I didn't bring it up again.

>>11002

Yeah, that's what they get for daring to be more successful than you.

>>11026

I have one but it's sewn into the pocket.

>>11024

makes sense, doesn't explain his antisocial and quiet nature though, maybe he is a failed normie lawyer

>>10967

Up from me nap too and eating my first meal of the day - a piece of bread with a butter and vegemite spread

>>11030

Maybe NEETo confuses and scares him with his NEETaura and REEing at everyone.

>>11031

>a piece of bread with a butter and vegemite spread

sounds great.

My cucumber plant is no longer flourishing as it once did. A lot of the leaves are going brown and dying. I do not know what the cause is.

Very disappointing.

>>11022

I didn't get an invite

t. creepshot neet

>>11030

He's pretty successful from what I know, has his own office/law firm.

>>11034

The heat was too much for it. Maybe you should plant them earlier or later next year.

>>11036

Ask for a job and imply that you'll tell your sister that he's been flirting with other chicks if he says no.

>>11037

No it is not the heat I don't think. It looks more like disease or the effect of some insect.

>>11031

That's at least 24grams of carbs

>>11028

Successful at crashing and dying and screaming like little bitches on the way down.

>>11035

>t. creepshot neet

You don't need to use a pseudonym here. You might've fooled the other NEETs as to the true identity of who the infamous cheepshotNEET is but I know.. Oh, I know.

>>11038

hmmm not a bad idea.

>>11040

But they're empty carbs so you can have more.

>>10987

Europe is more of a Orwellian shithole than here, no thanks. White men built Austraila, so we do have a tie to the land.

>>11039

The potatoes looked like they were in a good spot. If the cucumbers were like that I dont get why they would be going bad.

Maybe the soil has a high ph level (I dont really know what that means but I hear it can fuck some stuff up)

>>11046

The carbs are empty so you can pack them with full carbs as a container, it's like filling a balloon with water.

>>11047

There is only one cucumber plant. It is in a spot where it doesn't get as much sun as it should, but that is no reason for it to have started to die like this.

>>11027

If that's too confronting for them. You could always bring up how mental health issues were diagnosed. Autism in the earlier in DSM was under schizophrenia with a brief mention of the word. Not until the later editions that it was recognised as an individual diagnosis. People with any mental illness were institutionalised up until 1980s

>>11050

I read a medical journal a few years back from 1968 (I think) and the only two mental conditions in it were bi-polar disorder and schizophrenia.

You basically had a hard time controlling emotions/reacted inappropriately or you heard shit.

Phychology is so new I don't think it should be called a science (yet), not enough is really understood for anything to be exact and for me that means it isn't really a science.

>>11052

psychology has always been a pseudo-science, they were lobotomizing people less than 100 years ago.

>>11028

>Yeah, that's what they get for daring to be more successful than you.

>shitting on NEETs

Fuck off.

>>11052

Very valid argument, psychology is a social science that is a mix of quantitative and qualitative data. Not an exact science and probably be another 100 years until we can accurately diagnosis without a bias and have tablets that help work in combination not the treatment itself

>>11053

Cooking brown rice because NEET budget, maybe have some homemade nachos with it.

>>11055

Wagies are just mad that NEET's still have their soul and the ability to laugh at something. Ignore them.

>>11054

There was a guy in the 70's iirc teaching med students how to perform one in less than 10 mins.

There was a court thing about it too where people who got a lobotomy without even knowing it were suing AMA (American Med Assoc.) (That might not be right, I read bout it a fair while ago.)

All that it took was going in past the eye and cracking the skull behind it and then severing some of the neural pathways to the frontal lobe. Apparently the bone right there is really thin, one person said it was like cracking an egg shell.

The funniest point I found was that 1 in 3 cases were a success. The brain had to re wire and did without major complications.

When I was in the pit of shit mentally I used to fantasise about doing it to myself.