/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

LIZBEF CREW

>>11383

I can only eat corn chips. Any potato based chip is always way too oily for me.

>>11383

Named after the missing child

>>11385

controversial opinion itt

>>11386

Citation needed

>>11385

Which is your favourite corn chip?

Samboy S&V or BBQ

>last night

>>11382

You're a strange cunt.

Are you new to the board?

>>11390

You must be the guy from Elizabeth. Absolute pleb tastes up there.

>>11392

Nope. Just thought it would be funny yesterday and did it again just now. More cos I happened to see the thread changeover.

>>11395

I used to like them - would eat a packet on the bus home from uni back in the day - but I got a couple of stale batches and it put me off them.

>>11393

I am. I tend to agree. I'm not representative of the suburb.

>>11391

What about it? I bet you had a wank.

>>11396

I like it. Pride in your area, even if it is a bit shit is good.

Tbh it's leagues ahead of Salisbury and Norlunga way imo

>>11400

The South actually sounds worse, based on some of the shit you see on the news.

Went for a walk with the dog, I'll upload the pics when I catch up on the gen.

>>11341

Did you drink lots of water?

>>11402

My mate (the one that comes on NEETcruises with me - He's 55 so he can recall most of it)said that the housing trust closed down lots of the housing trust houses in rural/small cities in SA so they all ended up in Adelaide and Eliz area, I think this was mid 80's. In the past 10 or so years they've sold off a lot of the housing trust in the north and started moving them down to the south.

>>11345

>Hot and crowded city on the weekend in school holidays.

You're a brave man.

>>11346

There's only 2 weeks between a good and a bad haircut.

My dad used to tell me that, I think he meant I'll just get used to it.

>>11405

My parents both worked at DSTO, which is why they bought here. A lot of the older housing is being demolished as it goes on the market and more modern places and units going in.

Much of the grazing land that used to separate Elizabeth from Smithfield and Gawler is now full of housing estates.

There are a shitload of nignogs and ragheads being dumped in Elizabeth now, which is depressing.

>>11405

so south adelaide is a bad place?

>>11362

>brendonfraiser.jpg

>>11410

It seems ok when I go there, I think there are better and worse areas in most regions of Adelaide.

>>11410

Just certain suburbs. Apparently there's a shopping centre in one of them (Colenades?) where you're practically asking to be stabbed or robbed.

>>11409

When I first came back to Adelaide none of the andrews farm area was there.

There's heaps of houses being built all around the place.

>>11412

>>11413

if I ever visit adelaide or move there to take advantage of the upcoming SA NEET fishing trips what are the nice and not so nice parts?

>tfw always been an east coast NEET

>>11409

>shitload of nignogs and ragheads

tbh I am a little weary around them but I've never had an actual bad experience with them. I'm more scared of tattooed white junkie types that are around there.

>>11418

The problems will start once there are 3 or more houses of them in a street. Then they'll decide YOU are the nigger and try and force you out.

>>11413

Yeah, I think that's worse than any other shopping centre I've been to, up north there are more bogans and dero cunts but down there they are angry smack fiends (I've only been into collenades a couple times)

>last night, my mate has a few friends over watching the tennis, drinking

>the bitch has some friends over too out the back

>I'm in the kitchen making my ribs

>the bitch sees her friends off, walks into the room where my mate is

>she starts saying some shit about one of his other mates (who's in the same room) 'being so rude'

>my mate says he doesn't give a fuck, it's his friend

>bitch storms off and sleeps somewhere else for the night

>this morning, one of my bowls has scraps and shit in it

>msg the bitch can you not use my bowl for your compost please

>she always does it, she's a full on vego and eats everything organic

>she msgs back and apoligizes, says she's moving out herself

Fuck yes m8s, I just hope she doesn't change her mind

>>11419

That's the same with any group imo. but yeah, pretty shit

>>11421

Good news mate.

>>11421

Preempt that by chucking her shit on the front lawn now.

>>11421

>says she's moving out herself

How the tides have turned. Good thing you didn't move out straight away.

Bound to happen if that's all it took for her to fuck off.

>>11426

Nice pictures.

I thought Clovelly Park was a suburb?

>>11425

Of course she's a bit of a dumb bitch, she would have been thinking about it all night and convinced herself into it. I think this could also be a good opportunity for me to say I'm not moving out and she can move out if she's not happy with me being there if they both do kiss and makeup

>>11428

Keep having that other bloke that upset her over

>>11427

Clonlea Park near Willaston?

>tfw depressed

>>11414

Same to you mate. What got you into your haze?

>>11430

Yeah, that's the one.

It's a fair drive but it's the best dog park I know of that I can just let him off the lead and it's big enough to spend a bit of time in.

Nice scenery too, the water grass is way longer than the last time I went and last time I was there the river was flowing heavily.

>>11402

Noarlunga is shit but there is no place in Adelaide worse than Elizabeth. Just the state of the houses around there. There is nothing like that in the south.

Colon-AIDS Shopping Centre is bad but nothing is worse than that big Shopping Centre in Elizabeth.

>>11429

Lol, tbh we're all kind of friends actually more acquaintances for me, I met them when I moved to Melbourne. Because I hardly drink or like going out they hardly see me, they're all normie mid 20 year olds. We don't really have much in common.

>>11428

mate this is where you need to drive the final nail home.

Have the other mate around again soon, also make a small off hand remark about how moving out is gonna suck because the house is so fun

>>11428

I don't think making him have to choose you or her is a good move, your friend might see that like you're just a prick and then they could use you as a reason/excuse as to why they are having a hard time in their relationship.

>>11408

Yeah that was a great post.

>>11417

Just avoid the far southern suburbs and far northern suburbs. Everything else is okay.

>>11426

Very nice photos. Love the one with the cliff.

>>11433

Got to watch out for snakes in places like that.

Fuck. It might not be going ahead, I just heard the bitch say she'll be right, she may have a mental breakdown now and again but she'll be right

My prized tea towels are in the wash now. I have been doing loads of washing all morning. On a hot day like this they will still dry even if I put them out in the afternoon.

>>11444

Don't cave in m8.

>>11443

Looks great. Looks moist and succulent.

>>11444

You shouldn't move out regardless.

>>11442

I've only seen one there, i'm more worried about the dog chasing one but yeah, I keep an eye out for them.

I went for a walk behind all that shit in the first pic, there's a bunch of old bricks and corrugated iron (and an old bumberbar and some other shit) and it looks like it might've been from a different building that might've been there.

Cant be that old if it's corrugated iron (I mean it's old but not settlement old).

There were a bunch of j bags too I think kids might go there to smoke pot.

>>11449

Once at the gun club I walked into the toilet block and took a piss. Turned around to walk out and found a brown snake blocking the exit. Scary thing is I must have not seen it on the way in and just walked over it or something.

>>11448

I'll just wait for my m8 to get home and ask some probing questions, I'm still on the lease, all she can do is make it difficult for me.

>>11451

Rub chilli powder on all of her feminine hygiene products.

>>11451

>small off hand remark about how moving out is gonna suck because the house is so fun

>>11452

Rub chilli powder on all of her feminine parts*

>>11450

did you just walk over it again to get out?

did you lock it in and kill it?

>>11455

Phoned the canteen and somebody may have given it a couple of love taps with a shovel.

>>11456

>Phoned

Smart move, I wouldn't've thought of that.

>>11457

First thought was to walk past it and hope a snake bite didn't hurt too much. Chickened out obviously.

>>11458

If it saw you as an attacker it could have been worse. It also depends on where you live, as a rural and remote location might not be the best place to get bitten

>>11459

He was at a gun club so there would've been people about.

All my washing is now on the line. It is good to get that backlog out of the way. It has been months since I last did a wash.

Trying to get my life together a bit.

>>11461

Good job mate.

I'm trying to work up the motivation to tidy my room.

Not keen on this wedding tonight.

>>11463

How close are you to the person getting married?

>>11463

be thankful you still get invited to weddings

>>11464

Unless there are 2 wedding NEETs I'm pretty sure it is his sister.

I wonder how good the food is at weddings and if there might be any hotties on that guys side of the family for greysuitNEET

>>11460

>A family member took the man to a hospital in Tamworth but he died within an hour.

>"Some anti-venom and attempts to resuscitate were applied but unfortunately he died in hospital," Sergeant McKenzie said.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-12/brown-snake-bites-man-who-dies-within-hour-in-tamworth/9322912

>>11467

Really makes you think about how quickly it can all end.

>>11468

Yep, although the article says that it is a rare to die from a bite. Being anxious and over worried dropping your spaghetti increases your blood pressure and makes it act faster. It also be very dependent on where the snake was to influence how it attacked him for how long for venom to be injected and the response from members at the club good with those trained in proper first aid if available onsite

>>11464

Not at all really but I got invited by some people and I missed their wedding when I had the runs a month ago.

>>11466

Nah that's not me

>>11470

Will there be lots of people you know there?

Watching the House of Rothschild. I've had it downloaded for like 2 years but just getting around to watching it.

Fuck, it's memeworthy.

>>11471

Just the missus and that couple i think.

>>11472

Is the missus outgoing and socially skilled?

>>11475

I stopped watching when he said he was going to inject himself with it. Seemed such a stupid thing to do.

>>11476

>he said he was going to inject himself with it. Seemed such a stupid thing to do.

He didn't do it to himself but his blood. If you have snakes your area worth watching because I did not expect that…

>>11474

Yeah, for the most part. She's basically a normie. Into make-up, music and korean shit.

>>11473

That was awesome.

>>11477

They probably don't all do that. That type of snake obviously has some kind of coagulant venom.

>>11480

Some venoms do the exact opposite and kill you that way. I think the brown snake is one.

>>11480

>>11481

>Coagulation disturbances following snakebite are not uncommon. Strongly coagulant venoms may produce DIC, and while severe haemmorrhage is uncommon, fatal cerebral haemmorrhage and substantial bleeding from, for example, pre-existing gastric erosions, may occur. The relative rarity of this is due to the fact that Australian snake venoms do not possess toxins capable of damaging the vessel wall.

>Tiger snake venom activates prothrombin in presence of Factor V and Calcium, whereas the western brown, brown, dugite, and taipan snakes directly activate prothrombin and may result in very low fibrinogen levels and severe biochemical coagulopathy.

>Haemolysis is rare (usually clinically insignificant; seen only in severe box jellfish, and black and copperhead snake envenomation).

http://sydney.edu.au/medicine/anaesthesia/resources/venom/

Still 2 spooky for me all the different effects

>>11482

I think we can all agree: Snakes are complete cunts.

>>11483

That's a given. Any animal that isn't a dog is a complete cunt.

Snakes are overpowered, that is their problem. They will kill you for inadequate reasons.

>tfw the bitch said herself she's moving out

>my m8 texted me if she's home and I said yeah, is she moving out now?

>he asks me why do I say that

>tell him about the text from her

>he asks me to please ask her to pick up her phone and I've heard her say to her friend "he's called me like 4 times

>looks like she's stonewalling him

Glorious day m8s

>>11487

Party when?

>>11487

Go to the local cop shop and say she raped you.

>>11487

Victory.

Hopefully your m8 learns a valuable lesson from this.

>>11487

Sounds like it might just be a temporary tantrum she is throwing and she will calm down later.

>>11491

She obviously expected him to fight or evict his "rude" friend and got shitty when he stuck to the bro code.

>>11492

You're right, it's probably implausible.

>>11495

Your hoon?

>>11496

Stop drinking your own supply, Dan

>>11495

>Dan Goon Racing

>>11498

How come Liquor Land can sell Carona for $10, but you're $21.50? Hey? HEY?

>>11493

> he stuck to the bro code.

The bro code was for his other mates though

>>11502

Yeah, he's not totally off the hook.

>>11502

Yeah it was nowhere to be seen for our NEET friend. He doesn't sound like a good guy at all.

>>11507

Champagne (goon) NEET comedy.

>>11500

>drinking Corona

The only good Corona is the song.

>>11511

Did he give you a laugh afterwards?

>>11511

That's awesome, a sign of the universes grace upon you.

>>11514

Kookaburras know snakes are cunts and eat them

>>11511

Kookas are bros

>>11512

A chuckle as he flew away.

>>11515

I have pictorial evidence of that.

They must have huge stomachs.

>>11521

How do they avoid getting bitten and killed?

>>11523

Dunno how they avoid the bite, but they beat the shit out of the snake on trees and things when they get them.

>>11523

Some birds have super powers that protect them

>>11525

I still love how that bird is waiting for more food, like a good executive sized NEET

>>11525

The next video that popped up was this

>Seagull eats snake.

Google knows what i want.

The day is not really living up to the heat forecast here. Still pretty mild thankfully.

>>11379

salt and vinegar chips are my favourite

>>11528

Still only high 30's in my part of SA instead of the 42 forecast. Gonna fire up the barbie later.

>>11495

Howdy Dan, I'm still in bed nursing a hangover though the worst of it seems to have passed. See you again tonight.

>>11532

toots

>>11530

What are you gonna cook on the bbq m8?

>>11534

Couple of chicken schnities. 20 mins indirect heat in the weber, then about 45 seconds each side over the coals. Moist on the inside, crispy on the outside, and no nasty oil to dispose of (or ingest).

>>11535

Sounds good.

>>11536

Sounds like you are doing pretty well anon. Keeping those resolutions is not easy. Keep at it, we are here to support you.

>>11539

I feel you. I was born with one of those necks. Literally require a size 50 business shirt just for the neck hole.

>>11541

Maybe build up your delts so everything looks big?

>>11539

same tbh, but that's because I do a lot of weighted pull ups/chin ups and bent over rows. I need to focus on my upper chest and arms more which is ok because they're fun to train.

Time to poo, who wants pics?

>>11544

sbendixsenenquiries@gmail.com

>>11542

I just do my lifting in a casual way. I'm not sure I want to be the type of person who knows what their delts are if you know what I mean.

>>11544

I did a really big fart before and some poo came out.

>>11548

Time to open your own Indian restaurant

>>11548

>>11550

>He has the gift now

>>11549

Lovely.

pooNEET killed the thread.

Hey lads, i might be eligible for a free RSA from centrelink as well as the possibility to work at shops and other places that sell alcohol, think i should go for it?

Worker discounts should i get the job ofcourse.

>>11554

Yes you should take any opportunity to increase your skills, options and value.

>>11555

This. And the R in RSA is mostly optional.

>>11535

You are a connoisseur of fine foods dear NEET

>>11557

Why thankyou, good sir. I have the weber heating up, with an aim to start eating at 16:30. Then I can get comfy again.

>>11558

Good to know all that effort in tapping that hole payed off.

>>11560

Gotta lose a heap of weight and try tapping another kind of hole if you catch my drift.

>>11554

might as well. I had one until it expired but never used it. Waste of 40dollarydoos.

>>11565

REEEEEEE

GET OUT

>>11566

I reported the cunt.

>>11567

Me too.

>>11564

Need to ditch the schnitties altogether for a while, and stick to meat.

Not big on non-whites tbh.

>>11569

The way you cooked them sounded like the healthiest way you possibly could've.

>>11570

Yeah, apart from the carbs in the crumb, there's not much wrong with them. I try and keep the gravy to one third of a cup too.

>>11572

Thank you for the speedy response, BO.

>>11562

Are you the fat NEET who said he lost weight before a trip to NZ?

>>11574

Yeah.

>>11571

Do you get a good feeling from eating right?

I presume healthy NEETs must get a good vibe from doing right.

I'd like to exchange the good feeling from eating shit for a good feeling from knowing I'm doing the right thing.

>>11575

How much more confident did you feel with less weight? How close did you get to getting your dick in a girl?

is its safe to come back?

>>11572

Thanks BO, like other NEET said, that was very quick.

Do you have to/do you report that sort of shit further up to global mods or something?

>>11576

Once I'm into a decent run of days of clean eating, I feel good, and junk makes me feel bad. It's just very hard getting started and resisting falling back into shit habits.

>>11571

Do you use instant gravy? Which brand?

>>11577

Well, that's the other thing they don't often mention in those weight loss feel good stories… mentally you're still a fat ugly fuck. So it's not an instant fix, at least in my case.

>>11580

>very hard getting started

As I am now healthy food just makes me feel like I'm missing out on something. I'm not a big boi but I have noticed it starting.

When I was skinnier it was due to not eating, not eating healthy.

>>11581

It's just a tin of that Coles brand roast gravy. 1 tablespoon of powder and 1/3 cup of hot water.

>>11585

Does it taste good?

>>11584

Ah, ok. Yeah I guess there isn't much that can be done.

If the pics seemed like they were in real time, like he was doing that shit and just posting pics is there anything else that someone could do other than ban them?

>>11578

Yes the coast is clear..

>>11586

It's alright. Pretty sure it's the same as the Gravox powder.

Kids are going back to school here on Monday. Finally my world will be back in proper order. All the tourists will be gone too.

Alright Dan, I want to get some booze but I don't want beer, cider or goon. What you got for me?

>>11592

Ruskov vodka

>>11592

Save up for a month and buy a bottle of Laphroaig 10. Sip it neat (lol) and you won't want for more than a glass or two a night.

I am going to send a text message to my handyman on Monday. Remind him about possum-proofing my shed.

>>11594

>>11593

>>11595

Thanks for the suggestions. I was thinking of being a faggot and getting some riesling, desert wine, pimms or italian aperitifs. That or a combination of.

>>11596

Phone him if you're up to it. He'll probably be more inclined to stick to his word.

>>11598

No I think a text will do the trick. I will try it anyway and see how it goes. If he doesn't respond I will call him.

>>11592

Absinthe or ouzo

>>11599

Yeah good, he's had enough time off and the final solution is well past it's due date.

>>11601

I still have the Ratsak if it comes to it.

>>11603

Pretty shit way to die.

>>11602

Looks good. My schnitzels were good and didn't last very long at all.

>>11602

What a comfy scene.

>>11602

That's a pretty early dinner.

>>11604

No, I was going to give it to the possums.

>>11608

I know.

>>11605

You need to get a camera to document your meals for us.

>>11607

Yeah I know, I usually have dinner between 5 and 6.

My grandparents would have dinner at 5pm every night. they would have bread and butter with dinner regardless of what they were having.

>>11602

Looks pretty nice, I've only got vegetarian curries the last few times i've got indian. Not because I want to be healthy but the meat they use is usually pretty shit and I keep thinking about it while eating it.

>>11612

That's how my parents were raised, and how they raised me.

>>11603

Doggo will have to live inside for a while.

>>11611

Fair enough. Do you get to bed early?

>>11610

He took a pic of his bbq, he's just holding out on us.

>>11617

To be honest, it's the last thing on my mind when I'm getting ready to eat.

>>11618

I'm so in the routine now I sometimes feel like the only reason I do anything is to document it on the gen.

>>11619

That is the right attitude to have.

>>11619

Might actually be a good way to keep certain people on the straight and narrow… document your meal for the gen.

>>11616

Around 11 or 12

Sitting here naked with sweat on my head

Reading posts on the NEETgen thread

Just as an excuse to not get prepared

For the wedding tonight because I'm scared

The imminent social anxiety onslaught

5 hours of breathing techniques I was taught

No point putting it off any longer I guess

Better pull my finger out and go get dressed

>>11623

You'll be right. Stick by your GF and let her do her thing.

>>11613

I make it myself, just some chuck steak and some pataks curry paste, tomato and onion.

>>11623

Just think about how good you look in that suit.

>>11625

>pataks curry paste

This is the best curry paste in my opinion.

>>11627

Certainly beats fucking about with a curry paste from scratch.

>>11628

It is not that hard if you only use dry spices.

>>11627

Yeah it's pretty good, I wouldn't mind getting what the Japs use which is curry ruex, basically a block cube of curry and you just melt it into water.

>>11628

My Dad makes curries from scratch, a lot of mucking around but they're delicious.

>>11631

>>11631

>tfw depressed?

>>11632

Yes but no I'm spregNEET

>>11633

I know mate. I'm tfw depressed neet.

>>11631

Beautiful looking dog, I had a kelpie before the heeler I have now. imo they are the smartest dog. Great looking area too.

>>11633

>spreg

There you go again.

>>11634

Do you go by any other names?

Are you also heart pain NEET?

>>11631

What a handsome doggo.

Just brought the washing in. Accomplishing long-neglected household tasks has slightly improved my sense of well being I find.

>>11639

You are nofun-neet.

stoned listening to embed, good times ahead lads

>>11641

I am 24/7 party NEET.

>>11631

beautiful,l what state are you in?

>>11647

NT

>>11646

Who says he has?

>>11646

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-26/dianella-woman-crushed-by-own-car-in-driveway/9364690

>>11651

It might be impersonator NEET.

>>11645

yes I'm still here, still a neet

>>11653

But not an Australian.

>>11645

Why would you do that?

>>11654

He's in qld.

>>11654

>>11656

I'm in Ohio actually.

>>11656

You have your NEET lore mixed up again.

>>11655

He is an American.

>>11657

Why are you here?

>>11658

Back to the drawing board I go.

I don't mind foreign posters, as long as they are a NEET or are a NEET in spirit.

>>11661

That Brazilian guy was ok.

>>11660

because I'm NEET, and I'm not a /hikki/ and this board is always in the group of boards at the botom of the page

>>11648

You may very well be our first NT NEET.

>>11664

Did you do any lurking before you started posting?

>>11667

You are on a probationary trial.

>>11667

What is your story? How old are you? why are you NEET?

SHE STILL ISN'T READY!!!!

>>11669

What is your story? How old are you? why are you NEET?

>>11671

That's not how it works, we already know his story.

You don't seem to understand what a probationary trial entails.

>>11672

don't care either way, have more thrash

>>11671

What a bad attitude. You do not fit in here.

>>11673

You are not leaving a very good impression.

>>11670

That's women for you.

>>11674

>>11675

oh well

>>11676

We were supposed to be there an hour ago and she's just decided to put on some different nails.

>tfw gf

I dont even know the people but I feel like it's common courtesy to rock up on time.

Fuuaarrk

>>11677

That's not how you make porridge.

>>11678

m8 women take goddamn forever to "get ready" they all do it, I don't know why. even my grandma would pull this shit.

>>11681

We're going to get there and I'm going to act like a cunt because now I'm all fucking jittery and shit.

She's listening to music and looking at make up crap and then she'll get pissy because I'll be an arse when we get there.

Fucking pacing the house and shit. Sucking down mints.

I dont fucking get it, she was on the phone to her sister who is going and she's still watching a movie or some shit.

What the fuck?

>>11682

Disregard 3dpd, acquire 2d.

>>11682

Women.

>>11682

This does not make having a gf sound very appealing.

>>11380

>>11375

CSLewisDoodle

Published on May 14, 2017

This is an illustration of C.S Lewis’ talk about the first of the four loves – 'Storge' or 'Affection'. Notes below...

Originally 'The Four Loves' series was recorded by Lewis in London in 1958, prepared as 10 talks to air on the ‘Protestant Hour’ on American radio.

Just sperged out a bit at her about it.

She smiled, kept filing her nails and said sorry.

>>11688

Honestly she sounds like a bit of a cunt.

Look for a possible upgrade at the wedding.

>>11688

How big do your spergs at her get? Are you loud and explosive or quiet and intense?

>>11689

She's just care free and it's a good contrast to my neuroticism.

Punctuality is a big thing for me and I like everything to be organised (to a degree) and when shit isn't I lose my cool. When we get there noone will really care that we're late, it's just the reception.

>>11690

lol

>>11691

quiet and intense, I describe things like how things could be perceived.

Apparently we are going now.

>>11686

Having a gf is pretty much this on a daily basis tbh, at least from what I have observed.

>>11688

normies hide behind sorry way too much

>10c short at register

>sorry

>ran down your mailbox and you finally catch the cunt

>sorry

>dentist starts drilling without anesthetic

>sorry

It truly has no meaning to me.

>>11692

You realise most receptions have a sit-down meal component, and speeches and shit? Waltzing in 1+ hours late might not be 'fine'.

>>11692

I look forward to a report tonight.

>dads out in his shed drunk yelling about how the neighbour is a wanker for mowing his lawn at 6pm

>>11696

6pm is better than 6am

>>11696

If I was your neighbour I'd make a point of mowing at 2am.

>>11696

Record him for us.

>>11696

my dad would yell while sober

>>11700

I'm surprised he wouldn't shoot him.

>>11698

A real shit neighbor owns weedwacker, electric hedge trimmer, leaf blower, power washer and lawnmower.

the last metal album for the night before I go to bed

>>11702

Neighbours who take care of their property are generally preferable to those who don't give a shit.

>>11704

Depends when they start their maintenance and if you have to work a night-shift or couldn't get to sleep at night

>>11705

If you didn't explain it to them how the fuck are they supposed to know?

>>11707

I'm not clicking that.

>>11708

Indeed, I reported it. A .co domain ending with the page .jpg.html is spooky

Drinking Pimm's for the first time. It's fucking delicious.

>>11710

What are you drinking it with?

>>11712

Cider at the moment. Also grabbed a bottle of bubbles to go with it. Big night of drinking and anime.

>>11713

What are you watching? Im doing my yearly rewatch of steins gate.

>tfw it came out 7 years ago

>>11714

>steins gate

I am a complete anime newb. Is that one I should watch?

>>11715

Its based on one of the finest internet conspiracies, maybe not the first anime you should watch but you should definitely see it.

>>11714

Catching up with this season. So far the following have made the grade:

Overlord II

Dagashi Kashi S2

Koi wa Ameagari no You ni

Takagi-san

Ryuuou no Oshigoto

Ramen Daisuki

Toji no Miko

Yuru Camp

Mitsuboshi Colors

Beatless

>>11715

It's pretty good. If you can get a hold of the VN.

>>11716

What is the first anime I should watch?

>>11714

Are you excited for the new season?

>>11715

Yeah it's pretty normie friendly and doesn't have enough silly anime shit to turn your average newb off. You might not be into it in the first 10 or so episodes, but give it a go until at least halfway through

>>11718

Lucky Star.

>>11379

I don't think I can really claim to have a favourite brand of chips. Chips just make me feel like shit.

On a bacon and egg bent lately. Getting my poach game down. The sickest poaches. None can compare.

I have fucked up every single poached egg I have attempted.

>>11721

I like my eggs fried and covered in grease.

>>11720

Half the fun of Lucky Star is in the FMP and Haruhi references

>>11722

I can respect that. Sunny-side up is also acceptable.

>>11723

If you can't enjoy it without getting the references anime probably isn't for you.

>>11721

Eggs benedict with bacon is top tier shit. Make sure to handmake your hollandaise.

>>11724

I can't abide a runny yolk.

>>11725

It's still enjoyable, just not quite as enjoyable

Started watching the movie The Ninth Gate. So far so good.

>>11726

I bet you like pineapple on your pizza as well you degenerate.

>>11718

trigun was my first, but gurren lagan or cowboy bebop are alot of fun also.

>>11717

Overlord II is the only one I'm interested in atm, I suck at doing picks though.

>>11728

I might check it out.

>>11728

>Roman Polanski

top taste neet

>>11730

Koi wa Ameagari no You ni is my AOTY already. It hits closer to home considering I'm in wizard territory.

>>11731

I thought I wouldn't like it based on Johnny Depp being in it, but it's a serious film and well before all of those faggot pirate movies.

>>11733

You're not going to creep around local high schools now are you?

>>11735

Naw. I have no interest in 3dpd.

>>11729

On the right pizza, pineapple is an absolute treat.

>>11737

>>11737

>bait

I used to love the Hawaiian Pizza you would get delivered from Pizza Haven when I was a kid. It was the golden age of pizza in Australia.

>>11739

Good shit.

>>11741

They were pretty good, hey. Disappeared when the cheap pizza war started.

>>11742

We anime NEETs often experience that self reflection feel

>>11743

I lost some good friends in the cheap pizza war.

>>11741

Pizza Haven were top shit.

>>11744

Absolutely.

>>11746

I still miss Eagle Boys.

The rise of Dominos has destroyed quality pizza in this country.

>>11748

Most Italian joints still do okay pizza. And honestly barely costs that much more since Dominos' near monopoly has raised their prices to match.

Anime is shit

>>11749

Dominos also directly caused the downfall of /aus/

>>11750

no u

>>11750

t. omega chasing 3dpd

>>11748

>Used to go to this pizza place run by a greek guy

>all his pizzas were loaded

>full after one piece

>he would let me in the back to refill my beer

>let me stay after hours and smoke in the restaurant

>3 goddamn chains open in town

>he goes out of business in a year

>people view this as a good thing

>>11748

My local dominos is complete trash, I usually just go to pizza hut, even if it's a bit more expensive.

>>11754

There are similar stories to be told all over the country. Eventually every restaurant will be a chain, run by Pajeet or Charlie Chan and staffed by indifferent teenagers and foreign low wage visa slaves who don't speak English.

>>11756

So is mine. Run by Pajeet. It is the only pizza option in town too.

>>11757

Whats funny is it was actually a better deal than the chains, one of his pizzas was 4 dominos pizzas worth of food.

>>11757

My Pizza Hut is run by pajeets and the Dominos by trannies. The local Pizza Capers is pretty good though.

>tfw doing a poo

>>11761

My dog does his outside.

>>11761

gl hf

don't you guys surrounded by Pizza Hut and Dominos have a local Italian place?

>>11761

Post pics

>>11758

Mines run by a chink.

>>11764

My local Italian doesn't deliver.

>>11764

Well most of them live off the grid so I don't blame NEETs for not knowing them, you pretty much have to drive/walk down the restaurant streets to find them. Most don't even take card.

I mean if they're fronts, then that would explain why they're outliving the Greek joints. But they're fronts with good food, giant portions and not bad pricing.

>>11764

Yeah but they're pretty pricey, and honestly I think Pizza hut is pretty good quality.

I had a thought, you know how when you point a magnifying glass at the sun it focuses it into a dot? But surrounding that dot is a much larger shadow, I think that rather than blocking sunlight with surfaces that will heat up we can simply use lenses to bend it away and stay cooler.

>>11647

Victoria, Melbourne

>>11648

the curse of the impersonator NEET strikes again

>>11769

I have come to the conclusion that it is not wise to penny pinch on things like food. You are better off paying 50% more for something that is much better quality.

I am a DSP NEET and maybe others do not have that luxury. I understand that.

>>11773

You can do like a mix. When ordering out for things like pizza, do not go for the cheapest option, but if you're just living off snap-frozen vegetables, eggs and noodles then whatever, grocery stores have weirdly okay quality control for hyper-cheap produce.

>>11775

I smile every time I see Dan's face now.

>>11773

I'm a DSP NEET too, I'm extremely frugal with my money, I save most of it.

>>11776

same

>tfw you can't keep a straight face because you heard a boomer say "Daniel Murphy" on the train (presumably someone he knows IRL who isn't a bottle shop icon)

>>11778

>>11776

I always say in my head "old m8 Dan" every time I pass a store.

>>11775

Hondas also remind me of NEETs too

>>11780

Whys that?

>>11781

They're mum cars and you see NEET looking guys driving them all the time

>>11777

I save most of mine but I now spend a bit more on food than I used to. It is worth it. Saving is good but it does no good to punish yourself by denying yourself every pleasure. I will spend $20 a kilo on a nice steak now, whereas in the past I would only have shelled out $7 a kilo for mince and not even look at the steaks. I think I made the right change. It is worth it.

>>11783

I'm saving up for a new motorbike and a car at the end of the year, the punishment of denial will be worth it.

>>11784

Why don't you just get one instead of both so you can still treat yourself?

>>11785

Thinking about it, maybe a bike this year, car next year, just going to get a cheap shitbox van since i plan on moving next year sometime, I was talking about it a few threads ago, might move to tassie.

>>11775

$9?

Can't afford that unna

>>11786

Have you owned a bike before? Tassie seems of nice, only if you can get NEETbux because I can't imagine the job market being anything but fucking horrible on such a small island. Was that when people were talking about the Taz NEET compound?

>tfw no NEET gated community

>>11788

Yeah I own a bike now, I'm on DSP, rent is pretty cheap in Tas and I've been down there a few times, really nice place.

>>11789

Ah alright, you should try think about if there's anything you can do to your current bike to increase its value before selling. I've read weird shit about Tas tbh, stuff like people getting gang stalked if they try move into one of the hick communities and incest/rape/all types of taboo shit going down on that island. Hobart seems like an extremely nice place to visit though, plus the idea of living on an island that you can drive from one side to the other within a day seems nice.

>>11790

Should be able to trade my current bike in for $3000, it's a learner bike and I get my full licence in a few months so I want a bigboi bike.

If I do move down there, it will be to Launceston, it's a really nice city and the people are pretty friendly.

>>11792

I'd rather just straight up get a dealer and be done with it.

>>11792

I don't mess around with opiates.

>>11792

When does the ban come in?

>>11794

Opiates are the comfiest shit in the world though.

>>11792

Going to be annoying having to go to a Dr if I ever need some extra pain relief or a common cold, codeine is a really good cough suppressant, usually works better than cough syrup.

>>11796

I stocked up for the last 6 months.

>>11795

i just ate me last fukn endone fuk…….

>>11773

Would I feel better in the long run if I only bought Woolies $1 range of white bread instead of their cheapest 85 cent loaf?

>>11780

Every neet knows the only acceptable neetmobile is an astra

>>11792

I needed some for legitimate reasons so I'm glad I got in Thursday instead of putting it off like a retard

>>11800

Enjoy uni while it lasts,

t. wagie

>>11796

Pajeets will be overloaded having to write-out the codiene scripts with our usual med-certs

>>11803

I know how you feel

t. ex-wagie

>>11804

lol

I don't see a pajeet I see Aussie docs, although I've been thinking of switching to a pajeet

>>11772

So you went and got that new Monster Hunter game, how is it? Don't let whoever's yelling get to you, rise above it mentally or just get shit-faced on whatever you're drinking.

>>11805

That reaction made me paranoid that I'd somehow misspelled a five letter word

>>11803

Enjoy work while it lasts

t. neet

>tfw attempted small talk with the cashierwagie while I was out and about today

Almost made it through the entire exchange without sperging it up, maybe there is hope for me yet.

>>11809

I'm a public servant so I'll get a nice redundancy if my position every goes, which is unlikely.

>>11807

It's good. If someone's a MonHun elitist they wont like it, but it's still an enjoyable game. I'm about 8 hours in and have only fought same monsters that were in the beta. I could see myself putting 150-200 hours into the game as is. Plus the accessibility of playing on a real controller means literally every single weapon feels better to play, so I'll probably end up essentially playing through the game with every weapon.

>Don't let whoever's yelling get to you, rise above it mentally or just get shit-faced on whatever you're drinking.

It's my alcoholic fucking retard dad, the same one stated >>11696 here. He stopped yelling at my mum about 20 minutes after I made that post and now he's asleep sitting hunched over in a chair in the shed. I'm gonna let the cunt sleep there until I'm ready to go to bed, he's going to wake up with a sore neck and back especially because osteoporosis, but maybe if he wasn't such a cunt he'd have someone to wake him up so he wouldn't wake up in pain.

>>11808

lel, don't worry. Astra's are just the Holden Festiva's and I think they're gross and no one in the world should own one.

Had a rather pleasant evening, a walk along the beach then a McDouble with bacon and small fries. Now topping the night off with Cooper's sparkling ale.

>>11812

RapeNEETs car is beautiful mate, don't be so mean

>>11812

>lel, don't worry. Astra's are just the Holden Festiva's and I think they're gross and no one in the world should own one.

Rude, the Holden Astra is a fine automobile.

>>11814

I only started coming here the other week so I don't know who rapeNEET is is it an Astra or Festiva? Because some Festiva's are alright, but all Astra's are trash.