/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>12137

If Dan does right by you you won't even remember this week.

>>12133

I will try to get a job.

>>12141

Truly the pinnacle of Australian fasion

>>12137

There's this volunteering position in the city for a non-profit I'm thinking of applying to, would be computer shit instead of manual labour so could get people off my back about things but unsure.

The cool change is blowing in. Getting some serious wind here. have opened the doors and windows to cool down the house.

Anal beads.

>>12143

Good luck with it mate. give it a go.

>>12133

Work, like every other week ;_;

SYDNEY

>>12147

What do you do with all your salary bux?

>>12149

Buy anime merchandise.

>>12150

You should be saving to buy the land for our Tasmanian NEET compound.

>>12142

True master piece indeed

>>12145

Shitting them out with force?

>>12151

I'm already paying your neetbux.

>>12153

And I am grateful.

>>12151

I'm not sure we want wagies having a stake in our NEET compound.

>>12155

To be honest, if I could I'd NEET in an instance.

>>12155

Well someone has to pay for it.

>>12158

Yeah that level of cooperation between people is really hard though. It is a shame.

>>12158

NEET CAVES!

thank god i've stopped being racist tbh i'm happier now

>>12159

Perhaps one day, it will be our very own NEETopia.

>>12163

A contender for Nurgle 2018 fuzed to a chair competition

>>12163

Don't worry m8, we'll build you an executive sized tiny house.

>>12160

Yeah, I'd prefer a hobbit hole to a shitty little house on wheels.

Are any of you NEETs serious about pooling resources and buying land in Tasmania?

I mean really serious.

>>12168

I'd be willing to if we had a tradieNEET who knew about going off the grid stuff practically, I think that's the hard part not the financing/funding but plumbing/electricity etc.

>>12170

Men tend to store fat in pretty much the same places no matter who they are. Women have a lot more variation, which is why you see some weirdly top heavy or weirdly bottom heavy women.

>>12158

Sounds like a good idea for a scam

>>12168

I'm keen, but like >>12169 said, we need someone with carpentry skills.

>>12172

ACA and TodayTonight would be interested in your story until they found out you were NEETs, at which point they'd turn on you.

>>12171

but at their widest point is the big big boi size equally proportioned all the way around?

>>12174

Until we roll out the retarded neets and use them to paint us as innocent victims

I guess the other option is save up $20,000 to $30,000 for a tiny house that's already built, or a caravan, I think only DSP NEETs could afford this option, unless Newstart NEET were willing to work for a year or two then they could easily save the money for a tiny house.

>>12177

That would make it easier, in so much as water/power/sewerage would have already been presented to the property.

>>12179

Me on the right

>>12180

That's why we will need a fire horse

The only problem with a NEET community - This would make us extremely close to each other and would render the NEETgen obsolete, or would we still just shitpost from our tiny houses?

>>12182

>or would we still just shitpost from our tiny houses?

Extreme congestion on the NEET wi-fi accessing 8ch.net/ausneets/

>>12182

The neet general would be used for whining about the neet who leaves his pissbottles out for days after collection night

>>12185

I hope somebody stomps his arsehole out

>>12185

>actually falling for the "bad boy celebrity who says dumb shit to annoy the normie public so they watch his shows" trick

>>12185

What did he do to tarnish his image?

>>12187

I wonder what they'd do on one of those jungle reality shows if somebody lost their shit and speared another competitor?

>>12187

The real question is how anyone can watch ten, it's so full of ads and this show will be plagued by the cancer

>>12190

I watch the occasional Big Cash League match and the constant need to cross advertise is really annoying. Every other channel does it too.

TV needs to die out tbh

>>12188

Basically behaved like a wanker.

>>12187

I personally can't stand Tomic and hope (wouldn't be surprised) that he calls it quits within the first week. If there are no hot women like the last season then I won't be watching.

>>12188

Be shit at tennis after so much hype was built around him, and once he ran from the cops straight back to his house and wouldn't come out iirc.

>>12195

Yeah but directly supporting someone's new career of antagonizing normies is not the best way to show you can't stand them

>>12193

I wonder what the links were

>>12192

Every channel does it, I know when mummybot watches those morning shows while I am having breakfast. Channel ten blew away my expectations at ads, they seemed to keep going with a bit of the show then more ads. I handle the ad break when watching an old Simpsons episode but the ongoing ads just drove me insane

>>12197

A virus, spam, CP or some cancerous clickbate of sorts, as it ends in .jpg.html

I will never know because I ain't clicking on that shit.

>>12168

how much is it?

>>12197

non nude pictures of 18+ grills

not even kidding

>>12143

Seconded. Go for it.

>>12199

You can get a suitable piece of land in Tasmania for as little as $50,000

Might have to go out later to get some milk. Looking forward to taking my car to the auto electrician tomorrow to get the headlights fixed

>>12198

Why not mute the ads when they come on? I always do that since the ads are louder and annoying, I don't watch TV often.

>>12202

Hopefully getting your car fixed won't cost too much.

>>12201

Yeah a cheap place in Tasmania on a very large block would be ideal. One NEET can live in the house and the backyard could be sub-divided into 2 or 3 blocks all with a fence separating each NEET's territory.

Cheap and that way all the utilities would be taken care of with it all coming from the house, the downside of being the houseNEET that you have NEETs coming in to use the kitchen and shower from time to time.

>>12204

I would prefer a big parcel of country land, not a house with neighbours surrounding it.

>>12206

Don't overthink the incident at the Woolies mate. Remember how I wrote about how I had the disaster at the self checkout myself when the staff woman talked to me but I thought she was talking to someone else so I didn't reply. Anyway, these things happen. They are in the past and can't be changed so don't waste your energy dwelling on them.

>>12207

Yeah I do remember but I think I just reminded myself why I prefer to just get deliveries.

>>12208

I have spilled plenty of spaghetti with delivery drivers.

>>11982

I'll need to add that to the NEETlore.

>>11985

He hasn't even replied as to whether or not hes here.

He's probably got a cheeky smile knowing that his perceived absence is worrying the NEETs

>>12209

I have too but they come to me so I get a home advantage.

>>11986

The way his schnitty came out sounded like the best possible way you can cook them.

>>11987

I haven't tried them but they do look great.

I haven't looked into costs or anything though.

>>12210

NEETs who abuse drugs and alcohol or threaten suicide in the general have a responsibility to make sure we do not worry about them unnecessarily.

>>11989

Thank mate, I had the tinfoil wrapped a bit tight last night and was running with my thoughts.

>>11990

I think it's too late to stop now anyway.

>>11991

>No-one has ever expressed any problem

Yeah I know, I just don't really want to become something I'm not. I've always been happy being in the shadows rather than a front guy.

I have thought about it a fair bit but I dont think I'd do it til NEETs obviously had an actual problem.

If I had a problem (which I dont) with any of you I probably wouldn't say anything and I've thought that maybe rather than someone saying something they'd just avoid the argument (like I would).

Overthinking shit probably.

>>12214

>Overthinking shit probably

Definitely.

>>12213

I care about NK a fair bit but unlike a lot of other NEETs he hasn't really expressed any want to talk about it. I'm not going to ask him to because we all deal with shit as we do but I think shit has been a bit heavy for him recently.

I worry about all of you from time to time and I guess that is unnecessary but that's just how i am I guess.

Ok neets, I will tell you how to get free energy, free to you and me but it will make africa where aluminium is reduced even more of a shit hole. First thing we need is an antique steam engine, the type used on threshers on farms. These have a simple belt drive which is easy to hook up to our bank of washing machine motors to generate ac power with. Then we will need to make a custom boiler that can build up steam off of a graphite crucible, maybe a 2 stage boiler with a high pressure side and a lower pressure side. Why? because of the enormous amount of energy produced by the oxidation of aluminium. Once the reaction of aluminium oxidation in the crucible gets going you should be able to chuck beer cans in to keep it up. Using this "thermite reaction" reverts aluminium back to its natural state, which is the inverse of what happens in africa where cheap electricity and toxic chemicals turn mined oxide into aluminium metal. see? it's not really free, but I don't think its illegal (yet). once you get the steam engine going powering 10 houses is easy. Sorry for my autism. Nobody should take this advice.

>>12216

Yeah NK doesn't share his feelings very much.

>I worry about all of you from time to time

It is nice to know that someone out there cares. I worry about you too.

>>11999

>as well as pizzas.

Next time you use it for a pizza post a pic, I'd like to see how well they come out.

>>12002

Good on you man, have you done anything like that before?

I did a welding and metal fab course in high school. So many brainlets fuck shit up so bad by not being safe.

>>12217

That sounds a little complicated, I'd just buy some cheap solar panels.

>>12003

Have they made up after her shit storm?

>>12008

I dont know man. Dont burn the bridge imo

>>12221

solar is comfy if you don't have a large need for electricity. I just have a steam engine fetish tbh

>>12206

>As I was walking out I saw them all (the checkout chicks and a checkout guy) talking and looking at me. My boss said the chick got really offended and thought I was her son and said "I dont think he likes me much".

What? Did they think your boss was your mum? What chick got offended? The sentence structure is confusing

>>12224

The courier who drops off parcels to my house is like that, I told him he can just leave them in side door to the garage next to my front door. Although I usually answer the door when he delivers stuff, he's a gook of some kind, either korean or a jap, he's very friendly.

>>12227

They thought my boss was my mum and the checkout chick serving her got offended because I didnt wait in line.

>>12055

>the field of culturology

That isn't a real thing.

It's either sociology or anthropology (I think. I've never heard of "culturology")

Dont get scammed.

>>12229

>the checkout chick serving her got offended

I doubt she was honestly offended. She was probably just joking.

Ah this beer is going down a treat, watching this shitty Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. So far Shannon Noll and some American has-been pop singer

>>12232

Which brand of beer are you drinking?

Shaving my head was a big mistake. I don't even recognise myself any more. I look like a criminal.

>>12087

Is this neetking?

>>12235

That is not NK's desk.

>>12205

Are there any areas/parcels of land where you wouldn't have to pay yearly rates? Somewhere where you could be truly self-sustainable and not have to worry about earning an income and answering to an authority?

Getting some pretty heavy rain now. Good for my potato plants.

>>12233

Cooper's Sparkling Ale

>>12236

Too clean to be NKs

>>12055

I should've included this in the lat post but got hung up on "culturolgy"

We have 144 neuro-transmitters which are chemicals produces in our brain that electrical impulses go through. Each Neuro-transmitter makes us feel a different "emotion" (really each emotion as we call them is a mixture of certain neuro transmitters)

The thing that always puzzled me (in a good way) was that when a "happy" experience occurs, does the brain produce that certain mix of neuro transmitters because we are happy or are we happy because that is what the brain picks up from those neurotransmitters.

It also happens at an almost instant rate. It is literally the speed of light as it's electricity (near enough, it's a bit slower because it goes through chemicals.)

Some of those chemicals if you dont put yourself in to an appropriate situation stay on the end of neurons and dont "get used up".

I have ptsd and part of that is the compound of neuro transmitters that indicate your body to go into fight or flight (the stress compound I guess) stays for up to 2 years if you dont go out and stress yourself.

Funny other point is that the compound for excitement is the same as stress but we can intelectualise that it is a safe amount of stress.

>excitement will de-stress you.

Shrinks tried to give me metaphors and shit and then one gave me a more science approach and that was the only was it all made sense.

He gave me a scenario about being a primitive man and having to hide from a sabre tooth tiger (I guess this is sort of a metaphor anyway) and the chemical/effect has a practical use to lower breath rate and raise heart rate, (your bowels stop digesting too as you could be dead before you need to do that)

There's a lot of info on it and I'm simplifying it a lot and jumping around because i dont want to write it all.

The point I trying to get to was how you were saying we dont know how shit works and I was getting at how we dont know why neuro transmitters get produced in the way the do (whether they are a result of a sensation or produce the sensation) and that means we dont understand what emotions are and that is one of the fundamentals of being human.

Went off topic again.

>>12234

I was thinking of shaving mine, but I realized I have this weird caveman skull thing where It looks like I am scowling all the time, so I kept it long.

>>12231

Nah all three of them were talking about it and the girl said that she though I didnt like her.

I did say fuck that right at the counter and then went to the self serve.

Maybe she thought "fuck that" meant fuck you.

>>12237

There is always rates but the cheaper the land the cheaper the rates. On a $50,000 empty block of land rates would just be a couple of hundred bucks a year.

>>12234

You'll get used to it.

>>12241

> I kept it long

How long are we talking?

>>12239

>Cooper's Sparkling Ale

Pretty good choice.

>>12245

well below my ears, but it is a bit curly so It doesn't really look too long.

>>12242

>I did say fuck that right at the counter

I do not swear around strangers.

>>12247

I used to have long hair but keeping it clean is too much work.

>>12247

>well below my ears

It is probably too long. Very few men look good with hair that long. Have a long hard think about it. I had hair down to my shoulders a few years ago and it wasn't until I got it cut short that I realised how awful I had looked.

>>12249

I never had that problem. I just shampooed and conditioned every second day and brushed it after every daily shower.

>>12116

NEET party fit for a king.

>>12125

I've heard a few times that f you put a glass of water in with it, it doesn't get all dry and chewy and shit

>>12251

Pain in the ass to dry mostly.

>>12240

Sometimes I think that learning more about "what makes us tick" psychologically is a mistake. It seems to reduce us down to a machine rather than a person.

>>12253

I just let mine dry naturally. I didn't have anywhere to be and wet hair didn't bother me.

>>12142

Ernie is a god for the most part, wish all abo's were like him

>>12219

I lol'd at the those pics too. A very handsome dog, and would make a good guard-dog by the looks of its size.

>>12144

Yeah but it's still hot as fuck. Maybe it's because i have the a/c on and in comparison to that it's hot

>>12259

>a ripstart.

Urban dictionary educated me on that one.

>>12250

I have a problem cutting my hair, always have. I feel like I always look worse after a haircut.

>>12254

Modern scientists spend all their time trying to fit things into their theory's, never contemplating a different way at looking at things. Theorys are good tools but reality will always be different, they can actually stop you from seeing the truth. Mathematical theorys like relativity can actually be impossible to prove. They just work for what we observe.

>>12254

We are machines. Everything is.

>>12262

Maybe but we do not have to think about ourselves like that.

>>12260

A cute little nip slut with a suspicions adams apple educated me.

>>12261

>They just work for what we observe

And the truth is that we can observe only very little of reality. Its true nature could be anything.

>>12263

The reason we dont have to/want to probably has a basis on a chemical impulse that was undesirable.

>it hurt the machine so the machine doesn't want it

>>12264

Sounds hot.

>>12267

Like dripping candle wax on your nipples in a sauna.

>>12268

Tell us more.

>>12269

hot like a 12 volt battery buzzed on your gooch while pegs are clipped to your nads.

>>12270

Tell us more.

>>12271

hot like a viet nympho biting your ears while rubbing a lemon in nail scratches on your back

>>12272

Hot.

>>12274

I warned you ten went down the shitter with ads, it's program quality matches it. Those hosts make you want spoon your eyes out

>>12274

Will you be watching it?

>>12274

Fuck celebrities tbh

>>12276

Just nearly pissed myself seeing Tomic get bit by an African 'Striking Snake'. It may be worth just watching him suffer, the first thing he mentioned when getting there was how he has "many nice homes all over the world". He's an arrogant but soft cunt.

>>12277

Night, see you tomorrow

>>12277

Good night.

>>12275

The hosts do and say some very cringey shit, but tbh Julia Morris cracks me up sometimes, I remember her from the days of Full Frontal.

>>12279

Nice stash m8, what's your favourite brand so far?

>>12279

That glass 'bowl' looks like some wine glass you shove your face in to smell the aroma of the wine

>>12284

the mountain grown one, I haven't tried the red white and green one or the oro one yet.

>>12285

I think i'll look at a second hand shop for something like it, the salvos usually have that sort of stuff

>>12286

I made the mistake of buying a Lavazza machine that only takes its own brand of capsules which are expensive and both Coles and Woolies have reduced the range they once had. Basically all other brands make pods that are compatible with the most popular machine which is the Nescafe thingo.

A very quiet thread tonight. I just smashed a bag of twisties and am bout to get into a kit-kat

>>12290

I'm looking up if you can get refillable coffee pods. They seem to change the hole punch thing on every model to try and stop people from doing it and there doesnt seem to be any for this type of machine.

I opened one of the used pods and I thought it'd be come complicated, it's just ground coffee in it.

I had two chicken sandwiches.

The beast has been pretty quiet today.

>>12290

I love kit-kats, I could easily have a few a day

>>12293

I used to get the chucky cookies and cream ones and put them in the freezer then eat them.

My teeth are too weak now.

Might have a wank tonight

>>12290

Might cook a tuna bake and have some chips

>>12295

I already had two this morning

>>12294

I liked all the chunky flavors, why would you put them in a freezer?

>tfw severely depressed

>>12299

>tfw severally impressed

Sweet corn sweating on a bed of pine needles in the fresh Autumn sun with hints of eucalyptus and rosemary.

Comforting

>>12298

They crumble more when frozen and that's a nice sensation.

>>12301

Looks like I've got my wank material for tonight

Neetking killed himself

>>12304

Shit if he's that much of a sadcunt what am I doing still alive

>>12304

You know we care about you immensely NK.

Patchy rain in Adelaide.

Please pour down.

>>12304

I sure didn't

1047 posts in the past 7 threads since I deleted my browsing data

i have a problem.

>>12308

please dont be imposterNEET.

>>12308

Impersonator neet please

>>12308

Good job

>>12310

No I am NK, I've been drunk the last few days since I have the house to myself

>>12313

>implying you are sober when you don't have the house to yourself

This guy get's how to NEET

>give me your fruit and I will make goon

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/plants/seeking-large-amount-of-unsalable-fruit/1173392698

SEEKING LARGE AMOUNT OF UNSALABLE FRUIT

Free

Adelaide, SA

seeking a fruiter who has suffered the heat.

i would like to take a large amount of near rotten fruit and try fermenting.

if you are interested i will provide you with some grapa after,

or could possibly reimburse you if it works.

>>12313

post a pic of your bed

>tfw anguished about being a virgin

>>12315

I know a couple of farmers who use their own fruit to do that, it makes good shit

>>12317

ElliotNEET

>>12318

grapa when done right it like metho, it's so fucking strong

>>12319

I was drunk as fuck when the Isla Vista shooting happened .I saw all his YouTube vids a few hours later. I sobbed.

>>12302

But they would be extremely hard and difficult to bite into. Do you have teeth?

>>12321

I only watched cheesecake's videos quite late, the first one being tfw no gf. I thought I was watching australin Elliot.

Good night friends

>>12323

I am not obsessed with virginity to the point of being an Elliot

>>12325

what is that tool?

>>12325

>4th pic

I see you are a man of culture as well png

>>12327

It's a heat gun

A NEET gun.

Cant say I've ever seen one before.

>>12327

>>12330

…and an old bread machine. The first part of the bread-making cycle has a stirrer happening, and I just need to heat up the green beans to a bit after `first crack'.

>>12179

>>12180

I'm number 2.

>>12328

Looks pretty nice

>>12335

Seems very comfy, do you use any of the pics you take as wallpapers?

>>12335

>UnJUST my finances

Same, will be getting a saving's account sorted and start putting away a little from each pay. I hope it all works out for you.

I had an early night but it thundered so that upset doggo and he started going schizo so I had to get up and drag myself back to the computer. I am still half asleep but doggo does less damage when I'm here than when I'm lying in bed.

Had a shitload of VB, enough to consider getting a dakimakura courtesy of VET fee funbucks, but ah. Too expensive with the cost of the pillow itself. Maybe next time.

>>12340

Maybe your dog has something he'd like to tell us…?

>>12338

Nah not really usually get my wallpapers off the web

>>12339

Thanks, you too mate

>>12341

Well spotted NEET, I didn't notice them when I was walking through that street myself

>>12343

He better keep his mouth shut and not go blabbing all of my secrets on the NEET Gen.

Speaking of wallpapers is there an anime wallpaper mummybot won't notice?

>funky looking cartoon on your computer, neetus

I think the thunder is over for now. It might be safe to go back to bed.

Goodnight NEETs

>>12348

Good night.

>>12342

How much vetbucks are you getting

>>12346

Why does mummybot care about your wallpaper?

>>12348

night

>>12345

Woof woof, have a wank, woof woof.

t. Doggo

>>12346

Windows 95 blue is best wallpaper tbh

I'm sick of the internet at this point. Humans were not meant for this at any moment you could be doxxed or have your accounts hacked from anywhere in the world.

I don't want to take part in it anymore.

I'm so SICK of being in this room.

Mornin'

>>12220

>Good on you man, have you done anything like that before?

>

>I did a welding and metal fab course in high school. So many brainlets fuck shit up so bad by not being safe.

I inherrited an arc welder and oxy acetylene gear from my father when he passed. I recently purchased a MIG welder. I've done a bit, but I'd like some proper instruction.

>>12355

Good morning!

>>12335

looks like a nice area, third pic looks like the place for a picnic

>>12345

nice digits

>>12359

That's twice this morning I've had to look up jap words posted on here.

>>12365

soup

>>12356

In the course I did we mostly did arc, we didn't do any arc at all iirc.

>>12367

might want to revist that sentence, friendo

>>12367

>we didn't do any arc

any mig at all*

>>12368

*revisit

>>12368

yeah, just woke up.

still getting with it.

>>12359

>in her cosplay

I dont get it.

>>12366

put some of that snake venom in it and make soup patties.

>>12371

it's all good.

yeah, MIG is basically arc with a shielding gas (or flux cored wire). Supposedly the easiest/most forgiving way to weld.

>>12372

I think it also translates to blonde hair

>>12373

*barfs*

>>12374

>easiest/most forgiving way

My cousin is a gun welder and one of the best in SA (he's won awards and shit)

Apparently they are a weak weld compared to arc but he was welding pipes and submarines and shit so I dont think it'd matter for odd jobs at home.

>also translates to blonde hair

>waking up in her hair

wat?

>>12376

>waking up with your face enveloped in a 2D girl's beautiful fragrant hair

>>12376

Yeah, nobody uses MIG/TIG for serious structural or pressure-bearing stuff like bridges and submarines.

MIG is fine for home handyman / hobbyist stuff, auto repair (not chassis), etc.

Used to do welding and metal work in highschool, If you're just welding up stuff for fun MIG is best, nice and easy.

Oxy-Accetaline is good for brazing.

>>12378

The guy who posted the heat gun last night got me watching vids on them because I'd never even heard of them before. In >>12333 at 1:50 theres some sort of light aluminium (I guess, might be plastic but that gun can get to at least 600 degrees) and that made me think of a mig, funny little tool

I had to double check.

>Man shot by police at Park Orchards bottle shop during alleged armed robbery

>48-year-old man

phew

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-29/man-shot-by-police-at-park-orchards-bottle-shop/9369182

>>12382

What makes Victoria so attractive to sodomites?

>>12383

That's the bit that I thought was funny too.

>shearer moves to Vic

>becomes a tranny

>>12383

Why do small country towns put up with this sort of shit? They could easily run them out of town or lynch them, and the powers that be couldn't do shit.

>>12385

It seems that country folk are a lot more accepting of weirdos than one would imagine.

>>12386

Probably all want to be seen as the nice guy everybody likes. Can't be that person if you're shit talking people in the pub and bashing poofs.

>>12387

I think another factor is that a lot of retired boomers have moved to smaller rural towns and they are generally on board with the social justice do-gooder culture.

Reminds me of a story I was reading a few years ago, some boomer moved to the small town of Glen Innes in north western NSW, he and his family were some sort of social justice poofs who were working with the church to bring in a shit load of sudanese nignogs, basically the locals didn't like this and he was hounded out of town.

>>12357

Good morning.

>>12359

Good morning Karen.

>>12361

Thank you. I didn't notice at the time.

>>12364

Good morning.

>>12365

Barbecue some Pork chops with big thick rinds of fat. Glaze with a sweet BBQ sauce.

>>12350

>How much vetbucks are you getting

550 a fortnite. 250 for amenities and the rest is bullshit money. It's alright.

>>12393

Dude, you picked the one thing I'm not a fan of. I don't mind roast pork and pork tenderloin, but I can't stand chops. I think it stems from my old man cooking the fuck out of them as a kid.

>>12381

You worried it was Monk?

How do you NEETs feel about this?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-29/tony-abbotts-razor-gang-considered-welfare-ban-for-under-30s/9352888

GRILLS ARE FOR GRILLED CHEESE

>>12396

I got sick from them once when I was a kid and didn't eat them for years. (It was a roast)

>>12396

You are not a true executive NEET if that is the case.

>>12398

I would have been distressed by it if I was under 30. It might have been good for us though. The welfare is a trap.

>>12397

I was til I saw the age.

>>12396

Yeah I'm not keen on pork chops either, they always turn out dry and almost inedible for me.

>>12402

I think a lot of NEETs would be driven to crime or suicide if it happened.

>>12398

>Considered

That is the key word, but considering that this was an active proposal until the Minister key question shot down the suggestion. I would strongly suggest any NEETs under 30 not to vote any Liberal/Nationals party. I further strongly believe that any NEET should not vote at all write get fucked on the ballet paper

>>12402

>The welfare is a trap.

What's the alternative, I see the system being abused but also used by those who need it. I have not seen an alternative system that balances the concerns that it is being abused

>>12398

Looks like the kinds of restrictions that I'm already bullshitting my around with a couple of volunteering gigs.

>>12406

Maybe we need to added incentive of being literally broke as fuck in order to motivate us to improve our lives.

>>12388

Boomers do not stand for anything and bend at the knee for any authority or collective group thought against them, they are weak and if left to their own devices as we have seen historically are happy to let just about anything happen.

>>12406

Yeah I'm definitely never going to vote liberal again, not voting is probably the best thing, but if I did, I think I would just swallow my pride and vote for labor, at least they still look out for the working class and NEETs to a lesser degree.

>>12406

>I would strongly suggest any NEETs under 30 not to vote any Liberal/Nationals party. I further strongly believe that any NEET should not vote at all write get fucked on the ballet paper

I read somewhere the other day that there are now less boomers than gen X/Y. That might mean voting has some merit in the future, although the percentage of lefty fucktards will probably always hover around 50%.

>>12407

>volunteering gigs.

what sort of places do you volunteer?

>>12411

I am fully on board with Sustainable Australia and advise all NEETs and normies alike to do the same

fuck the (((liberals))), fuck labour, fuck one nation and fuck the greens.

>>12411

>they still look out for the working class

>>12416

I love pork m8, I just don't like it in chop form.

>>12416

I love pork now but after I got sick I didn't eat it for a long time.

>>12416

calm your tits, red pepe

>>12413

Right now, I'm at a Mission to Seafarers a whole bunch, but any christian organization or even something like a museum usually is in constant need of volunteers. A lot of the volunteers I've worked with have pulled double-shift at aquariums and such.

Just remember that the smaller the place, the easier it is to distinguish yourself as reliable and useful, and work employment places will readily accept any volunteering gig you've gotten yourself.

>>12408

>Maybe we need to added incentive of being literally broke as fuck in order to motivate us to improve our lives.

I agree to an extend that it could work, but most jobs require access to a car and those jobs in demand often have limited access to public transport. If you do not have a drivers license or access to a car, I do not see you ever getting close to many jobs. It is almost a unspoken requirement and why Cenno asks you during your phone appointment.

>>12411

>Yeah I'm definitely never going to vote liberal again, not voting is probably the best thing,

I have been a supporter in part of the Liberal party with some of their policies, but I h8 both major parties overall though. Their views on national security legislation is a joke that both parties just vote for it to pass through. The internet record system was a joke that there was a protections for people (((Journalists))) that were broken within a month or two of the legislation passing.

>>12414

>Sustainable Australia

Looking through some of their policies, they seem rather balanced and sensible, especially in regards to immigration.

Might get my vote next election.

>>12422

What are their stated policies around free speech and firearm ownership?

I think what the libs should have done if they were going to pull the ass out of welfare for under 30s would be to give them some sort of community service jobs that at least pay minimum wage.

>>12423

They have nothing regarding free speech or firearms.

>>12424

>give them some sort of community service jobs that at least pay minimum wage.

The goal was to decrease welfare costs not increase them because that may cost them more money savings to the budget was several billion over 4 years if they adopted the most extreme measures

>>12424

Your idea would be easily do-able if $0 was being spent on immigrants and foreign aid.

>>12426

Yeah but if they're working they are paying taxes and spending their money on normie things.

It's what keeps the wheel turning.

>>12422

They also want to restrict the sales of Australian assets and foreign investment.

>>12430

Bit late now.

>>12398

>baby boomers crash the world with almost no survivors

>only way to get by is to use welfare while they support us

>they want to finish the job with no survivors

>>12430

>They also want to restrict the sales of Australian assets and foreign investment.

This has been implemented now and current new units are struggling to sell off the plan and even development. Property prices have already been too inflated now for any impact, even if it was a decrease like happen in Toronto Canada the property prices would still be pushing towards $1 million in capital cities effects property prices further away from the city

Australia should have create a sovereign wealth fund, but Australia proudly rallied behind Gina and stopped the socialism. Who needs a 1 trillion wealth fund for the public benefit like Norway.

>my m8 I'm living with isn't taking the break up well

>the bitch has been seemingly completely barring him from all contact, the last time they talked was the night when he embarrassed her in front of his friends and she stormed off

>coming out of my room he's always moping about, I find him staring into nothing, occasionally hear him sniffling

>I've messaged her about unrelated things and she's told me some guys moving into her room and subletting from the first which I've been passing on to him

>he's been asking me to msg her to tell her to call him

>tell him I don't want to get into it

It's really none of my business, he's made his bed and now he has to sleep in it. I guess this is how all break ups happen, I've never been in a relationship so I've never experienced one.

>>12434

Ha! He's crying.

Tell him she said she has a black boyfriend now.

>>12434

man being near people going through this shit sucks, I knew this guy who got sent to the loony bin by his ex. I had a fun time getting him out and all I got was a pack of ciggies.

>>12435

Grow up.

>>12437

Bit rich.

>>12434

>I've messaged her about unrelated things and she's told me some guys moving into her room and subletting from the first which I've been passing on to him

Do you know what kind of junkies could be moving in? I wouldn't want randoms to move in, she cannot escape the lease because of the relationship breakdown because she has new tenants in. If she's on the lease don't let her get away with this action and having to deal with randoms if your name is on the rental agreement.

>>12434

poor fella, i get she was a bit shit but now is the time that he needs a mate.

I don't really know what you should do.

>>12438

You should go back to bed then get up from the other side.

>>12434

Do you know why they broke up?

>>12438

Calm down big boy.

>>12443

Ok. I'm sorry, Cleanstove.

I think I will wait until next week to phone the handyman to remind him about possum-proofing my shed. I still have about a week's worth of yard clean-up to do. I want it all done before he comes because I am going to get him to remove my massive pile of green waste.

>>12442

Kind of, not really. I don't know what goes on between them behind closed doors and there is probably things in the relationship that have been red flags for her but I think it was mostly what happened the night she stormed out, being embarrassed and disrespected by your partner when he's around friends would be pretty shit.

>>12439

Just want to add to my post that she reappear in your life if she paid a bond when you move on. She probably accuse you and your friend of being threatening and it scares her when you tell her to fuck off

>>12445

Stop putting it off. Rip the bandaid off.

>>12447

I think we all put in $890 each for the bond when we moved in

>>12448

Then I will be left with another green waste pile after he takes the first one away. No it is best to get everything done at once. There is no rush to get the shed possum-proofed either.

>>12433

I'm pretty sure there is an Australian Future Fund and a WA Future Fund but they both have pretty pathetic amounts, I might be wrong. But we definitely do have something similar.

To answer your question though - DUDE SURFING, DUDE MCMANSIONS, DUDE JETSKIS, DUDE BALI HOLIDAYS

NEETs please remind me to take the bins out tonight. 9pm Eastern Daylight Savings Time would be perfect.

Thank you.

>>12452

Sorry for forgetting in advance.

Top of the >>12355 to you all

My bum rash is back, I need a soothing lotion.

>>12449

Get her to clarify what her position is on the bond and read the rental agreement, does it allow subletting? If she is breaking the agreement and you are happy with the tenants, a solution could be a verbal agreement via text message that she forfeits the bond to cover all losses associated with the bond for these randoms extra cleaning is required to get your bond back If she then comes back wanting the bond, make sure you have evidence of the text as an agreement that she forfeits the bond because she broke the agreement she signed and it was to pay for extra cleaning services associated with the subletting of tentants then get someone cheap in to give it a good clean, pay cash but get an invoice at the higher amount

>>12451

>To answer your question though

Those CUBs have an entitlement to those rewards

>>12450

What does your shed look like? How big is it?

>tfw too depressed to get out of bed

>tfw moderately impressed and refreshed but only mildly blessed

>>12459

You need to get a portable fryer and a bar fridge for your room.

>>12459

This bassline is stuck in my head.

>they played takin' care of business

>>12465

Does it feel like real pusspuss?

I've been considering one, prostitutes give you superaids over here even though prostitution is legal.

>>12465

>that small

hmm

>>12465

Can it handle rape force? I was greatly disappointed that onahole could not handle a NEETs wank session

Payday today, it's going to be another torturous 2 weeks of trying to suppress the urge to give in to wasteful vices while trying to save money.

>>12467

I think if they made it life sized it makes no sense unless they also made a whole body that you can glue a picture of your waifu's face on.

>>12466

>Does it feel like real pusspuss?

I wouldn't know, man.

>>12467

I swear I didn't mean to buy a child ass. One of these days I'm going to get one of those phat ones, though.

>>12469

Yet to test it. If you want a sturdier onahole though, I can recommend Tenga-brand gear.

>>12471

b-but having a wank is free

>>12459

Are you impressed by how depressed you are?

>>12473

> I can recommend Tenga-brand gear

>IKTF

That was going to be my recommendation that a more reputable company would offer a better experience and it can handle the force that it advertised to support

>>12473

>I swear I didn't mean to buy a child ass. One of these days I'm going to get one of those phat ones, though.

You're on a (second) watch list now.

>>12477

How many government watchdogs do you need to set off before you qualify as a one-man show of Big Brother?

>>12479

Not a bad looking breakfast m8

>>12479

If that doesn't cheer you up for at least a little while then I'm not sure if anything will. What's on the half-eaten slice of toast?

>>12457

I'm just reading the rental agreement and sub letting is only allowed with a signature from the landlord which I doubt she's aware of, what now?

>>12479

That's an incredible breakfast, I can't have any of that in my sheeithole.

>>12485

Nice try larper

>>12484

>sub letting is only allowed with a signature from the landlord which I doubt she's aware of, what now?

That's up to you. I am just concerned that everyone can lose their bond because the place is being sublet without the approval from the landlord. Your bond could be lost. I feel that she needs to deal with the land lord but I would look up the laws that apply in your state. I feel that if these randoms do not pay or cause damage, she will say that she found the tenants and it's now your responsibility to deal with everything. I also see her seeking the bond now or in the future, which I do think she would eligibility when breaking the rental agreement that she is still responsible for at the moment. Those randoms should be on the rental agreement in lieu of her losing the bond for them to move in the minimum to cover their bond. She wants to move out by choice and there are costs to that when signing an agreement.

Look up a consumer group in your area and get advice from them because the laws differ from state to state. Since it's a share house it seems a bit more complex so the advice may need to be specifically related to that.

>>12488

I was also concerned by the NEETs story about the junky he found on Gumtree that was a pest. You could be getting someone in like that, as there is no reference checks and these people could become squatters when they fail to pay. Some states have really fucked laws that gives squatters certain periods to respond to legal action while in the house. You could come home to the house with different locks on and this woman will act all incontinent like it's not her problem.

>>12489

>act all incontinent

lol

>>12456

amen

>>12490

>lol

She would have felt that she met all of her legal obligations. She would tell the police a mean NEET harassing her with all of these personal questions about a property she moved two years ago. The NEET in question needs to make it very clear that is a CIVIL matter not a criminal matter. The police will fuck off pretty fast if you are nice and polite, but they may still come out to investigate her claims.

>>12483

The b-vitamins in the vegemite should give you a mental energy boost, how're you feeling now?

>>12485

I'll play. What do Brazilian's usually eat for breakfast?

>>12168

>>12169

I think if we are desperate with hope then we are serious. I for one know about this off-grid shit and I reckon if we pool together we could get a block of land with trees and grass and build our own little town with our own smalll private dwellings and a meeting house/hall. Carpentry is pretty easy with the right tools and planning.

>>12205

South Tassie west and nw of hobart has prime land for 50-100k with plenty of acreage and far from normie neighbours.

>>12225

Cheers M8.

>>12494

Buttered bread and milk.

>>12495

m8 I ain't got time to proof my shit beyond a basic once over with Firefox's shitty spell checker. I though your laugh was over how she would react that will become a reality. People are crazy

>>12499

>I ain't got time to proof my shit

>my shit

With that problem there usually isnt time for much.

>>12490

No one intentionally becomes incontinent, so she theoretically can't be blamed

>>12458

The shed is big enough to fit two cars. It is made of metal. There is a gap between the top of the walls and the roof where the possums get in.

>>12471

Do what I do and transfer your left over money into a bank account you can't access without giving 31 days notice.

>>12488

I'm thinking I'll text her that subletting is only allowed with the written consent of the landlord, and I don't feel comfortable letting random people in without being on the lease or something?

>>12479

Very comfy spread.

>>12505

>subletting is only allowed with the written consent of the landlord, and I don't feel comfortable letting random people in without being on the lease

Good idea it's still her problem, if she gets all angry and wont act then you might need to take action. These people have no right to stay and she indicates that they will be sub letting (i.e. not friends staying over for a night excuse). She put herself in a very awkward position that she needs to sort out because these people could take your shit and you would have no idea who they are

>>12507

>>12506

>>12496

Do you have the skills to build stuff?

To the doctors for a script for painkillers and then I'm going to get some more nicabate mints and go to aldi

>>12505

If you make it hard for her to sublet then she is more likely to move back in herself.

>>12512

Sounds good.

>>12507

Thank you. Looks very soothing.

>>12513

Hmm, you're right. I don't know what I should do then, I don't want to have her move back in and cause more bullshit tension with my m8 but I'm not exactly keen to have random people here subletting. She said she would pay next months rent though if that means anything

>>12507

Thanks for not posting the rash site

>>12516

Maybe just ask her to make sure any new housemate meets you and your mate for approval before he moves in.

>>12517

You didn't have to click.

>>12516

>She said she would pay next months rent though if that means anything

I would still remind her subletting is not allowed without approval of the land lord. If the land lord discovers these randoms who are paying her and she pays the rent you're all going to get fucked. Tell her you would feel more comfortable if they are on the rental agreement

>>12518

Yeah, true. Thanks for the help here m80s

>>12511

Anything is possible neet. Yeah I think we could do it. We would probably have to generate money in some fashion but we could live life how we please. That is, if we want running water, electricity and such. Solar panels and inverters cost money. We would need:

>Land money (if ten neets 5-10k each)

>Money for solar array

>Money for sinks and toilets and shower heads and other fittings

>Money for timber and tools.

>???

>profit

>tfw my m8 just asked me how's the house hunting going even though the bitch has already moved out

>reminds me that rent day is on the 4th (so it'd be best if I'm out before then)

It looks like he's still keen for me to move out which I'm doing anyway but I thought it was more her wanting me out than him, feels kind of shit

>>12522

I have difficulty evaluating how serious other people are. I would do this and I have $10,000 to contribute.

>>12523

Mate are you sure you haven't missed some signs that you pissed both of them off? Could you have done something bad that you are oblivious to? I can't help but think there is more to the story than you just not joining them for dinner.

>>12525

It's either this, or the bloke thinks she might still come back if he goes through with the eviction.

>>12524

I have $5000 but I would still wait. Lots of deliberation and planning and ground rules and such must be thought out before anything happens. We would have to setup a list of items with actual prices and a plan. Are we going to buy the plot and camp until building is finished. Are we going to do it in stages? Are we going to pay upfront for land and get a loan for the building? Are we going to work during or after to pay for our Dans? It's very up in the air at this point.

Towards the end of high school I had planned to run away with my cash to the victorian alpine range and build a cabin in the woods. I still have the plans on the earthbag/fly-ash concrete house I was to build and the area and how I was going to eat and make money and such. Took me months but I never ended up going through with it.

>>12519

Curiosity always gets the best of the bored NEET that has nothing in their lives

>>12527

Yes it will require very careful planning, deliberation and a very solid set of rules. The big danger is time wasters who will act interested but pull out a the last minute. They need to be filtered out somehow.

>>12525

I don't think that's Cleanstove

>>12530

It is pretty obviously him.

>>12531

I must have missed something because I thought he planned on staying

>>12529

The fact of the matter is that we cannot be true neets and live in a hippie commune because that will fall apart. We will have to work initially and then once we have what we need then have some livestock and a vegie patch + rainwater tanks. Creature comforts do come at a price but once the initial hard investment is done then the stretch into comfort will be apparent. Keeping ourselves busy with things will not be seen as work because we do want to do things. I believe most of us don't mind and even like routine, responsibility and stimulation most of the time we just don't want the pressure that most wagies experience. If we do the hard yards then the dream will come. It may take a year or two but I believe it is doable with the right amount of people.

>>12534

I think it will work best if there are as few obligations on people as possible. So we co-own the land but everyone does their own thing. We each have our own caravan or cabin and people can be as social as they wish or do not wish.

Comfy afternoon sorted, only watched half of these

>>12536

Right. I think then a main hall for eating and a separate shower shed (tiled room with a rainwater tank on top) might be the go. This way the communal area is separate. If everyone does their own thing then anything people partner up to do will be theirs to use only. I personally only see investment by everyone to be worth it. I would hate to see my fellow neet not enjoying our fruits just because he dedicated his time to something else. Everyone would need to get involved.

>>12535

You need to try Tyrrell's Sea salt and Cider Vinegar flavour.

>>12537

The cringe factor is too high for me too watch that show. I have difficulty watching people who do not have their dignity.

>>12533

>adelaide bbq when

I am aiming for May.

>>12540

>I have difficulty watching people who do not have their dignity.

It'll get easier with each Cenno payment

>>12541

You'll have to send me a formal invitation that I can show Mummybot. Ideally it should have a contact number for your Mummybot so that mine can check with yours.

>>12538

We must understand that many of the NEETs are mentally damaged and have poor social skills and in some cases bad attitudes. It will not work if we expect too much out of every individual.

>>12543

My mummybot doesn't like your mummybot. She says she thinks too highly of herself.

>>12545

m8 I wish I had socks like that and enough confidence to wear that to Max. It looks like one at Sutho that's in a fancy office building

>>12544

Mmm, I guess I'm just afraid of failure.

>>12547

Don't know where exactly it was taken. Appeared on the 'Shit Adelaide' instagram page.

>>12550

>Appeared on the 'Shit Adelaide' instagram page.

must be a lot of Max's located in fancy buildings over there

>>12532

It was me, I just had a talk with my mate about the fact that I thought it was more her that wanted me out and he said no he agreed with her and he would like to live with someone a bit more social, he said we had the conversation about me moving out in September and I'm still here but he could help me find some places. I just said righto and walked out of the room

>>12553

Geez that is hard mate.

>>12555

I thought he'd be a lot more relaxed about it but I was wrong, fuck him

>>12556

Mate I think you have done something to piss them off that you haven't noticed. Maybe you have a habit that seems fine to you but has rubbed them the wrong way? This "not social enough" thing seems like bullshit to me. Ask your mate for the truth.

I haven't taken my anti-anxiety meds yet and have already masturbated 4 times today, with a nap in the middle.