/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

MELBOURNE

>>9871

A terrible place.

QUEENSLAND

A terrific place

>>9873

How many centimetres?

>>9875

I measure mine in feet.

>>9876

Another great banner

>>9877

1/4 of a foot probably.

>>9877

Half a foot is about 15 cm, which I believe is the average length for westerners

JOONDALUP

>>9875

6.5 inches

>>9879

Depends on how big your feet are I guess.

Does anyone else like to smell their earwax? Mine always smells bad.

>>9884

Yes on both counts.

>>9882

Is that after pushing in all the fat?

>>9883

I wear Size 13s.

>>9886

That's before getting a fat.

>>9884

cant say mine smells of anything at all tbh

https://reelrundown.com/animation/Why-Are-Autistic-People-Drawn-to-Anime

>>9887

A bit foot like yours is worthy of measuring me, little feet mean they need to put both legs in the air to measure.

Neetking, what are you drinking?

>>9887

Same

>>9894

this looks life-changing

>>9894

I might give it a try. these haemorrhoids are fucking awful.

>>9894

What do I google to get one?

>>9895

>>9896

>>9897

They've really made shit easier, that last pic kind of proves that humans are supposed to be street shitters

I googled toilet stool.

I am off to bed my dear NEETs. It has been another good evening with you all.

>>9894

Where'd you get it?

>>9900

have a nice snooze cobber

>>9900

Good night buddy

>>9901

Ebay

>>9903

Did you have those Salt and Vinegar chips with a beverage?

I love having them with coke.

>>9904

Got a link?

>>9906

I think this is the one I got, I ordered it a while ago.

https://www.ebay.com.au/i/132431996165?chn=ps

http://upcoin.com/?ID=4b1a0f0c

>tfw drunk

>>9903

You've got that expense to satisfaction ratio down

>>9909

My favourite was the triceratops.

>>9905

Drinking beer atm, though I'm yet to even open the chips

>>9912

>tfw broke until Monday

>tfw gone from swiping things as cheaper alternatives to outright stealing at self serve checkouts

just swipe it across the mirror but have the barcode facing the other way

Woolworths don't have a scale thing that you put on things under the bagging area like coles do, I've gotten away with only paying for a few things heaps, I know it's wrong

>>9915

>I know it's wrong

That doesn't make it right.

>>9907

>primary school

So far still the greatest years of my life

>>9917

I'm just a shitty person if I can get away with it

>>9915

I don't care about anything enough to risk stealing to get it

>>9916

Of course, I tried rewatching it on YouTube but only got a few nostalgia clips and the newer version

>Tfw you remember the dinosaurs going through the blizzard to the brown hot springs

>>9915

I remember when me and my grandpa would go behind the grocery store at night and take food they threw out, about half of all their produce ended up back there. They could lower their prices to sell more but they never did. Now they lock the dumpsters to make damn sure it goes to waste. I have no sympathy for them anymore.

>>9921

You should have started lamenting on how your penis is only 5 inches

>>9923

did you grandfather learn such skills as a NEET such a long time ago? I guess people were just more crafty back then too

>>9925

I doubt anyones grandfather could live the neetlife. You couldn't just sit on your couch watching anime all day in the older generations, you'd be left to starve to death

>>9921

Did he offer any advice?

>>9927

just stop being a whiny bitch - neet's chinkologist probably

>>9925

He was a king of chads got my grandma pregnant at 17. I think aversion to dumpster diving is some weird modern phenomena, why wouldn't you take free things?

dumpster diving is varg approved

>>9931

How can someone be attracted to feet? whats so great about them?

>>9932

Being attracted to anything other than vaginas is full on faggotry as far as I'm concerned

>tfw want to have a wank but I might miss the big 10k

>>9934

neets are getting sleepy

you could fit in a quick one

>>9934

Have a turbo wank, try and crank out a load in under 1 minute.

>>9935

>>9936

If a wank isn't longer than your average feature length film it's a waste of time

>>9937

Can always go for a 2nd longer wank after the turbo wank

>>9938

Snack wants ruin the wank meal

How do I get DSP?

>>9708

Shame it's so far away, I could really do with a good blowie right now. It's not gay if you can't see who's sucking

>>9940

Be disabled

>>9940

Be retarded or disabled

>tfw depressed

is not enough anymore though

small list of things I found in dumpsters

longboard

monitor

weed

pc parts

car parts

cans of food

a office chair

more ethernet than I will ever need

big magnets

Its not hoarding if you have a use for it.

>>9943

What about extremely depressed?

>>9927

We just talked about my medication stuff - I won't disclose what I'm taking.

>>9945

Only if it causes you to attempt suicide via a brainlet method and causes you to fall under the retarded or disabled banner

>>9943

Combine it with a few other mental diseases and you'll most likely get it, you just need a competent Dr and Psychologist who will be thorough with documents and evidence.

>>9944

What about dignity?

>>9949

kek, that's nowhere to be found when you're dumpster diving. Reminds me I came across a US Youtuber that live-streams himself doing exactly that

Do you think they will ever create a medicine that cures depression, anxiety and makes you into a chad, or just a normal functioning person? and if so would you take it?

>>9953

I'd settle for a pill that just stops the feelings altogether

>>9952

Great work m8, good to know 8 year old me is helping our general all these years later in spirit.

>>9916

Yeah, that had some heavy feels for a kids show.

Got me thinking about this glow in the dark skeleton that you used to get a piece of in each days newspaper. My grandpa used to get the paper just so I could make them, I made the trex and the triceratops.

>>9940

Rape

>>9954

>I'd settle for a pill that just stops the feelings altogether

They already have a drug for that, it's called heroin.

>>9956

I remember that shit, it felt like something magic as a child

>>9953

Most likely, but the Jews would keep it hidden

>>9953

My problem is that I don't want to become a normal functioning person not that I cannot.

>>9951

People are all about dignity til you fish a working gaming pc or flatscreen tv out.

>>9959

I must have been blackpilled as fuck from a young age

>>9921

tbh and I'm sure you dont want to hear this but that probably is the most beneficial thing a shrink can do.

No matter how bad your problems are, in relation to other peoples lives just dont matter.

He might've just been a shit shrink but the best one I went to did that on purpose and with a lot of tact.

>>9962

I would like to be a normal functioning person in the sense of being able to hold down a pretty regular job just so I could have some extra money, however I would still like to remain a NEET in spirit.

>>9966

I don't want a regular job, you die if you work.

>>9968

You die if you don't work too. You just die more depressed and with less stuff

>>9933

Boobies are for faggots

>>9894

>he didn't already squat on the toilet seat

>>9966

I wish there were a way for neets to team up for 1 full time job. 4 neets work 1 week a month each and split the earnings for example.

>>9970

Boobs are just a bit weird. I get that they're nice to look at but they're not the same

>>9944

That shit's awesome.

A few weeks ago when I was wage cleaning, I went to put the rubbish out and found like 10 bottles of home made wine.

>>9907

This is really similar to what I did in primary school, I might scan mine in too.

>>9972

It would have to be a decent job to provide us much more than neetbux already does

>>9965

But you aren't "other people". This trick may work for some but not all

>>9969

I've got more stuff than many workers and materialism will never fill the void in ones soul anyway. Sure I like buying things but I have cut myself off completely from newstart numerous times to get out of WFD, it does not matter to me that much.

I would be far more depressed working too.

>>9971

It's a very exotic feeling for me, like learning you can wank backhand.

>>9972

That's called part time employment.

>>9979

You can wank with your feet too

>>9980

I think I am understanding this job stuff more, thanks m8

>>9978

I shun materialism too, the extra money from working would primarily keep a roof over my head.

>>9982

Rather than one week a month it's one or two days a week just because employers like to remind the employee who's really in charge of their lives.

>>9983

That's the motivating factor for me really. I would like to move out of my mum's garage at some point.

I kind of think I might be able to if I get government housing though but then I would be press-ganged into WFD at some point again.

Is the snake in the ship you or the one you blew up?

>tfw /sp/ is coming for our get

>>9988

How would they know about it unless some one told them?

>>9988

as long as it isn't used against my penis like that other get I'll be happy

>>9989

Bots and other means.

>>9991

Like looking at the front page and seeing the post count rise

>>9986

Yeah it's either government housing or something really cheap in a rural town/city, the most I can afford on DSP would be $250 a week.

>>9993

I'm not on DSP so renting is impossible.

I'm thinking about becoming an artist or a youtuber, maybe that would cover it.

>>9995

Make neetvids then

>have a front facing dashcam

>watch dash cam owners Australia January 2018 edition

>so many accidents are caught from the back of the car

>tfw considering buying a duel camera dashcam for the front and back

Someone convince me not to waste money on one please, I bought the dashcam early last year and haven't needed it once

>>9997

If you are just going to waste the money eventually I'd say go for it, you might get some good footage out of it one day

For 1000 threads the NEETcouncil shall reign over these lands in perfect harmony with the gen and the NEETs.

The council is here to ensure that love and compassion is the creed issued and celebrated by all who enter the gen.

Depression and hardship are just fleeting moments in the life of the lowlyNEET but the unconditional acceptance and empathy for the condition of one another is eternal and genuine.

Forever as one in the spirit of NEETdom.

I love you NEETs.

night night neets

>>9996

I'd Neet more than a dozen views to make any money…

I'd feel guilty about that too since I am not often here.

>>10000

night m8

>>10002

>>10000

Good night friends

I'm off to bed too.

Good night.

>tfw car insurance policy is due on the 15th February

>$1500 for full comprehensive and because my car is a 2017 model Hyundai Elantra

>>10006

I was about to say that you must be very young (18) but then saw your trip. Fuck that's a lot, but don't you pay it monthly?

NEET approved Android apps? Like cooking recipes, map apps that aren't Google spyware and radio?

>>10006

Such is what you deserve for having such a decadent car. You should get a 500 dollar 1994 excel.

>>10008

Fate Grand Order and Tinder, not so much Tinder though it doesn't work well for Neets…

>>10006

Isn't it past your bed time, Mr Wagie?

>>10007

You can't pay in monthly installments yet, I think I heard on the radio they're going to introduce that soon but right now it's only a one yearly payment

>>9985

Nice story mate, put's mine to shame

>>10000

I'm not sure how to feel about this tbh

I'm not posting a spergout story tonight, only remember one or two more and want to save them for the weekend, not a fun day today, mummybot went for a surgery to the hospital and she's staying there for a few days, went to see her after her surgery and it made me pretty stressed out, going to have a few cups of goon and go to sleep

>>10014

>I feel murderous around other humans

Why?

Goodnight NEETs

>>10016

Don't get molested

Good morning NEETs

>>10014

That is a pretty powerbird bird.

>>10018

Goodmorning friend

>>10011

You 100% can pay it monthly.

>>9892

Morning

>>10018

>>10019

>>10021

Good morning.

>>10019

It gets its power from all that honey.

>>10022

Good morning.

I don't like Steven Wonder. Because he is black.

>>10024

In his eyes I doubt your skin colour mattered.

Those DSP Bux are simply to die for.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/01/24/11/33/gold-coast-woman-accused-of-poisoning-children-to-death

>>10027

Looks like a case of the ragie wagie, a reminder to do your NEET trips in the mornings.

>>10028

I was thinking that when reading it, especially the bike ride NEET.

>>10029

Good morning.

The precariat – Accounting for 13 per cent of the sample, the precariat comprises Australia's most poverty-affected citizens. They have the lowest mean household income, many are unemployed or claiming government aid and their social and cultural capital scores are the lowest.

Ageing workers – This class has the highest mean age of any of the classes (58 years) and counts for 14 per cent of the population. A large portion of this class are pensioned retirees and are the least likely, along with the precariat, to be engaged in gainful employment.

New workers – In contrast, almost half of all new workers, whose mean age is naturally younger, are employed fulltime. While the relative prestige of the occupations of people in this class is slightly lower than that of ageing workers, they are more financial successful and have better social and cultural capital scores over all.

Established middle – While reporting slightly lower fulltime employment rates compared with new workers, the established middle class "appear more entrenched and comfortable in their status than the new worker class." Due to more accumulated wealth, they also enjoy "greater advantages" overall than new workers.

Emerging affluent – The emerging affluent class reports higher income levels than the established middle but, interestingly, lower "wealth accumulation" (i.e. assets and savings).

Established affluent – The closest Australia has to an aristocracy, reporting the highest scores of social, economic and cultural capital of any class.

One of the most compelling aspects of the report's results, Dr Sheppard says, is the fact that the six classes seem to make intuitive and anecdotal sense.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-24/six-class-system-dispelling-myths-of-a-classless-australia/9339532

The comments are pretty funny.

>>10031

Who the hell thought that Australia is classless? Ride the bus and you can instantly tell the businessmen from the bogans who are noisy and move around a lot for no reason, usually spreading themselves across the bus seat

>>10032

NEETs are like the untouchables in India

>>10033

I disagree, most of us are not low inhibition enough to be a full on feral bogan. We just want a quiet, comfy life and often have expressed disgust and disappointment with normies causing chaos whenever we have to leave the house.

I would say our quiet demeanor and good public behaviour would make NEETs emerging affluent passing but just tfw no money and tfw no social connections

>>9952

I was about to say "we need to turn those drawings into a banner" and lo it had already been done. Great work mate.

>>10035

>tfw no social connections

One of the comments in that article goes on about that and how it isn't all about monetary value and assets. He makes a point that perhaps social media connections are as valid as real life and I think he's implying that someone with a lot of facebook or youtube followers is at a higher societal class than someone without as that gives them more capability to move up.

That's an interesting thought.

>Talking of powerful levers, I'm wondering if social media is on the rise in a few of the classes, and whether that is relevant anyhow. The research seems to be skewed in the direction of socialisation, which isn't too good a fit with your thesis on 'power and influence'.

>tfw woke up depressed

>>10039

[empathetically placing a hand on my friends shoulder] hey man, you doing ok? you've been tweeting a lot about being depressed, it's pretty gay

>>10039

You can have a retry tomorrow.

>>10040

>tweeting

>>10042

am i not on twitter?

>>9985

Pretty good handwriting. Mine was so bad they wondered whether I might actually be left-handed and using the wrong hand.

>>9985

That is the wagie demon in the left picture.

10,000 posts already. It has been a joy sharing therm with you all. May we have thousands of comfy posts more.

Subtle wafts of decaying rosebuds in August on a creamy hazelnut body delicately infused with a moist sandalwood base.

Simply divine.

>>10048

'sup coffee machine neet

>>10036

That was such a good movie. I love when they raid the post office.

>>10048

Lovely.

>tfw woke up mildly refreshed, not at all depressed but not feeling blessed today

>>10052

Each day is a blessing.

>>10053

I unironically get a pain in my gut when I see your posts sometimes.

You know I want to but i cant.. I just cant.

>>10056

Do these coffee pods things contain a lot of plastic? They sound convenient but I am trying to minimise my plastic use in thing I eat and drink.

>>10057

That's a big boy wojack.

>>10057

Tubby wojack in the tub.

>>10057

That wojack doesn't need the boat to float.

>>10058

There is no need to get your tum tum in a flutter over the issue mate. It is just a bit of banter. I would have liked to have gone fishing but it is not the end of the world.

We will talk about it again at a later date.

>>10054

It is but I am not feeling that I am blessed with a wonderful day. Bush fire smoke impacts my asthma, so waking up to massive coughs and dry retching cough feels bad man

>>10055

>tfw needing to double check posts

<Wanting to be awoken to a minty refreshed feel

>>10064

That executive sized NEET doesn't look like he is in a rush to go anywhere.

>>10064

Where did you buy your ciggies? Did you feel ashamed and like a derro for buying them?

>>10064

That guy looks strong. PulveriserNEET.

>>10068

At woolies, and no I don't feel ashamed.

>>10059

They have aluminium in them too I think.

They are really convenient though and the taste imo is better than the drip machine.

>>10064

I just noticed the pajeet pushing some trolleys in the background.

>>10064

I Know that S Shoping Centre Feel

>Do you feel the bush fire smoke?

>>10070

Good for you mate. How many ciggies have you been smoking each day on average?

>>10074

I don't smoke much, probably like 6 a day at my worst and mostly in the evening.

>>10075

Do you start the day off with one?

>>10064

That first pic looks like a scene out of a horror movie, I can hear the wind swirling as you walk through there and bigboi looks like a wojak.

>>10072

>$27 an hour to walk around a shopping centre.

Not only do they know the proper discipline of pooing and treating stacies like they should be treated, they make enough wageBUX to buy our property market.

An interesting critter, the Pajeet.

>>10071

What do the pods and a machine cost compared to a tin of international roast?

>>10076

No, but I have one after I get back from my morning walk, then another after lunch then one after dinner and two before bed.

>>10065

>It is just a bit of banter.

No it isn't.

We'd have fun but I'm too much of a chickenshit to meet any of you.

>>10077

it should be legal to hit pajeets with a stick

>>10077

I saw young white kid out in the car park collecting trolleys too, also the guy that drives the tractor to collect the trolley is also white.

>>10078

It's about 70 cents per cup (espresso, so I need two in the morning) for the better ones, about 30 cents each for the cheap ones.

I got the machine given to me. I saw while looking what pods it takes that the machine is $100 but on gumtree there were a few for $15 and cashies had one for $30. (the exact same type)

>>10079

>No

Great move, the hardest one imo to miss is the one as soon as you get out of bed.

>>10080

You speak so negatively about yourself sometimes. It is a bit distressing to witness.

We will talk about it again at a later date.

All the trolley collectors in my country town are Africans. They are literally the only Africans here. They must have been brought here specifically to collect the trolleys.

I do not know how this was arranged, but those jobs should have gone to locals. they are good jobs for unskilled young people who aren't very smart. We have many such people here who are unemployed.

>>10086

The do-gooders who brought them out here probably pleaded with the super market to give them a job.

eating cereal without milk rn does that make me a tough

>>10087

I almost guarantee there is a government rebate for hiring niggers

>>10089

nothing wrong with that

>>10090

That is what I was thinking.

>>10090

Also virtue-signalling points for the poofters who bring them here.

>>10089

>smoking

Skinny NEET? Were you skinny enough to play with your dick using your mouth?

>>10094

does smoking make you automatically skinny?

>>10095

No, but it can suppress your appetite like most stimulants.

>>10095

Yeah you cough out all the fat

>>10096

true albeit in a minor fashion for me, I'd say your mileage may vary from person to person with that

>>10092

Maybe you should ask them.

has anybody here tried making cold black coffee like some of the yanks drink?

>>10100

>cold black coffee

I wasn't aware they drank it cold.

>>10100

>cold black coffee

never met someone who did this, that sounds disgusting

>>10102

I think it's called cold press or cold brew and is drank over ice.

>>10103

>watered down cold black coffee

sounds like something a masochist would drink

>>10104

It's not meant to be made with instant coffee or cheap beans, you're meant to pick the beans specifically for finding the flavour you want and brewing it cold in the fridge overnight before serving over ice. Supposedly it's pretty nice.

I know they drink something called "Sweet tea" which is cold tea with an enormous amount of sugar added.

>>10106

I don't drink tea and rarely drink coffee but when I do it's black Cafe Bustello Cafe Espresso Molido with three spoonfulls of sugar added to it.

>>10107

Are you an actual American, not just a proxy?

I am very pleased with the new tea towels I bought. An absolute pleasure to use and to look at in my kitchen.

>>10109

Good to hear, brother.

I just went on a swift NEET walk. Saw some pajeets arguing in their pajeetanese. What an awful sounding language.

>>10109

Post those handsome devils if they are so good to look at.

>>10111

They are horrible both to see and hear. Truly a cursed and wretched race.

The bitch is back, I'm holed up in my room but I can hear everything

>>10115

Where did you get them?

>>10117

http://www.kitchenwarehouse.com.au/Ogilvies-Designs-Cubix-Tea-Towel-Blue

>>10116

And what are they saying?

>>10116

DONK

DONK

DONK

>>10113

MHW?

>>10121

Monster Hunter World. Releases tomorrow so I have to wait until Saturday to buy it or catch a train up to town if I want it tomorrow but I'm too autistic for that.

>>10122

Oh yeah that game. I might get it, not sure.

>had a wank, a shower, a breakfast, and got in an hour of drawing all before 10 am today

Wish I could be this driven every day.

>tfw my hair has significantly receded since my teen years

>>10124

What are you drawing?

>>10125

My poor older brother's hair is 1/10th gray from living in a cluttered house with a scatterbrained girlfriend, a dumb untrained dog, a retarded son, and all his demons for the last ten years.

>>10126

Was doing exercises from the Loomis book, Fun With a Pencil.

>>10125

My hair started to recede when I was 22 and stopped around 25, leaving my temples completely bald.

I'm not so bothered about it though, I just shave my head and keep a light stubble beard to compensate.

Currently watching Guardians of the Galaxy 2. It is absolute garbage - awful jokes everywhere - but for some reason I feel I need to watch these sort of movies just to say I have. I do not really understand this impulse.

>>10130

I'm currently watching the clones wars tv show i like it.

>>10130

>but for some reason I feel I need to watch these sort of movies just to say I have.

Your twin was a normalfag who you fused with in the womb, and now he's a lump of foreign brain matter in your head making you think these thoughts and feel these feels.

>>10125

>>10129

tfw not sure if balding or if always had a high hairline

>>10131

The Anakin Skywalker character in that cartoon is so much better than the movie version. He isn't a massive whiny baby and giant faggot.

>>10132

The truth is I have such a poor attention span that I can't watch anything challenging any more.

>>10134

I completely agree. I personally love the clones in it.

>>10136

I wouldn't go so far as to say I love anything about it. It wasn't a great show in my opinion. I did watch it all though.

>>10133

Feel of the hour right here.

>>10137

I understand. but i still love the stories with Echo and Fives.

>>10122

>catch a train

Best of luck if you live in Sydney

>>10131

I watched that show a few years ago, I love it

Do you niggers watch Star Wars Rebels too?

>>10142

no

>>10123

You should buy it.

>>10140

Adelaide, but I assume it'd still be a fucking horror show with everyone trying to go to the beaches.

>>10145

The plover is my least favourite bird. They stalk you.

>>10145

Yeah noisy miners are cunts, they constantly attack all other birds and cause mayhem, plovers I actually don't mind, just keep away from their nests, I also think magpies are pretty cool, if they get to know you, or just know you are a local to an area they won't swoop you when they have a nest.

>>10147

I've always gotten swooped by magpies.

>>10115

You have a very clean wall.

>>10130

I do this too. I do it with music as well. If there is an artist that I have found and I like one of their tracks I end up listening to their entire discography. Currently going through Average White Band and Grand Funk Railroad's stuff.

99% shit.

>>10135

>any more.

IKTF, I used to really analyse films for subtle meanings and shit. I watched tree of life like six months ago and fell asleep, Haven't tried to watch anything deep since.

I downloaded Judy Dentch movies because that's where my head is at these days.

>>10142

>niggers

Please don't be so uncouth. You are giving the gen a bad name with such lower speak.

>>10144

I think the bike riding shit is still on too, the fringe might be on as well…

good luck.

>>10148

Put an ice cream container on your head and stick googly eyes to it

Well I'm sure there are people I don't hold a candle to when it comes to my daily routine.

But fuck it, here goes. I wake up, usually hungover, and roll over to my computer and wipe the crust out of my eyes

as I stare at the blinding glow of my screen. I play something like CS or TF2 for a minute or two,

something that's fast-paced enough to wake me up, without having to think to much.

After that I'll sneak my mom's debit card out of her purse and go buy Mcdonalds breakfast.

By the time I finish I still dont know what the fuck I'm going to do for the rest of the day.

So I pack a few bowls and of course get fucking high as shit.

That's when I'm in the mood for something more intellectually stimulating, like a jRPG…

the stories in those usually never let me down,

and being the hero in fictional universe is just the thing I need for the soulcrushing reality taht is my life.

After a few hours I loose interest, and usually end up plugging my fleshlight

before passing out into a nice afternoon weednap.

When I wake up it usually takes a few hours to climb out of bed anyway, so it's usually dark by then.

So I'll play something that's more fitting for night time – something scary, dark & moody

– Doom 3 for example, love replaying that one, I've played threw it 20 times in the past 8 years.

A pint of Captain later and it's basically like Im on the martian soil, blowing away demons & monsters with my shot gun,

like I'm actually a space marine. I go to bed still fealing unfulfilled, like Ive been living the same day

(though slightly varied) for the past 20 years. Even hearing the song Summer of '69,

I cant help but think of all the gaming experiences I had, for those truely were the best days of my life.

A few months ago there were plovers nesting on the roof of my neighbour's carport. They were terrorising me and the doggo every time we went out. Making noise at all hours of the night too.

Got home and realised there was a big, chunky, green and yellow booger hanging out both of my nostrils. It was connected and wrapped itself through my sines passage.

I pulled it out and felt it squirm past the back of my eyeballs and depressurised the whole region. Complete release like an immense poo. I wonder how long it had been hanging out while I was out for?

>>10158

>Stealing your mum's money

Truly despicable. I thought only meth-heads did that.

>>10159

Are plovers those yellow faced birds? They have another name.

I've never seen them, perhaps they are only in the eastern states.

>>10157

You mean beautified Australia with white cunts

>>10161

If she didn't want me to do it she would hide her credit card better.

>>10160

Lovely

>>10163

Pro immigration cuck.

>>10155

>Please don't confuse us

Aye, it's the cunt on the right that I've been referring to. Never seen nor heard of that cute little Hooded plover

>>10154

Yeah, fuck that. I'll just pick it up at the local EB on Saturday.

>>10158

>A pint of Captain later and it's basically like Im on the martian soil, blowing away demons & monsters with my shot gun, like I'm actually a space marine.

Max comfy feel but stop stealing from your mum, you could just ask her to buy ingredients and change your wake up routine to cooking better tasting food.

>>10162

Yes they have yellow faces like chinks. They were stalking me in SA.

>>10169

>in SA.

Why have I never seen them? What the fuck?

I pay a fair bit of attention to local wildlife.

>>10164

You said debit card though, so maybe that's not as bad as stealing money she doesn't even have…?

>>10166

1st year Arts degree dropout (You)

>>10170

I usually encounter them by the coast.

The hunger within burns.. It burns

>>10168

You cunts are replying to an obvious copypasta.

>>10173

What are you going to do to put out the fire?

>>10174

Everything on the internet is real.

Still, started the gen up again, there wasn't a post except my ones in half an hour

>>10174

Better than that Dr Pepper spam

>>10173

Have a lamb shank wank

Got to go to Dan's tonight and stock up for the long weekend.

>>10180

You going over to Chad's for a party?

>>10182

Nah, just don't want to venture out in 38/42/42 heat.

I think I am going to go out and put in another hour or so in the garden.

>>10184

Make sure to hydrate before and after.

>>9866

hwo to get rich if I am a

nEET

>>10180

>tfw don't need to worry about going to Dan's myself because my parents get it for me

>>10187

how much do they let you drink?

>>10188

that is not appealing at all tbh

>>10190

It was amazing.

>>10189

They drink a lot, so the only limit is how much gibs I'm willing to spend on alcohol. I could probably drink 3-4 bottles a week before they'd start saying I was drinking too much, as long as I don't seem too hungover constantly.

>>10188

Mashing them up will help them cool down quicker so you can eat them quicker. Though I cut mine up into eights like a pizza so that way each little piece still resembles a piece of pie.

>>10193

I do it so the worchestershire sauce and pepper can get everywhere.

>>10194

I noticed the pepper, quite a bit of it too. I've got an old bottle of Worcesterererererershire sauce in the pantry that I'm unsure if it's still usable. How would I know?

>>10195

I dont know, I probably wouldn't use it if it'd been there for 6 months or more.

Reminder that if you usually report to Cenno on Friday that it's due today because of the public holiday

>>10197

>>10197

I got my DSPbux today, was surprised and remember tomorrow is a public holiday.

>>10196

Should be written on the glass somewhere

>>10200

My pantry is wooden

>>10201

check ur privilege

Came across this. Pretty interesting, especially the John Cage and the Bernstein bits.

>>10188

It looks terrible but I will give it a try after my NEET shop next week so long as my local Coles stocks them. I have never seen them before.

I am back in from the garden. Have showered and washed the filth from me. I raked up all the leaves and debris from around half the shed. I will do the other half on another day.

I am slowly getting the yard into shape but it is a big job.

fugging humid in Sydney today.

Some nasty weather lined up for where I am over the long weekend. I am starting to think seriously about that move to Tasmania. It is not just a meme.

Time for my afternoon nap I think.

>>10208

Tasmania has the GOAT weather fore sure, I'm sick of this shit as well

>>10011

Change your insurance company. I pay by the month for my car and house.

>>10212

Fuck that

I called in sick to work today, I'm tired of it all. How long am I going to have to spend working to get back up, that's if I ever. I still have no idea what I want to do as a career, I run through all these ideas and then I just say that I can't do that. I never studied in high school at all and always got D's in Maths class.

I tried learning my music prod software and connected my keyboard in and I stopped after about 20 mins. My focus is absolute trash. I'm so sick of this modern world, how is it fair to put people into debt for an education and to live in concrete jungles then I ask why I was born in this hot desert country to begin with.

I am not Australian nor even have been, it doesn't matter if I was born here, I get sunburn, I have no connection to anyone. I ask myself how all these people manage to be normal and I can't.

We need to make the Tasmanian NEET commune happen. And we should go back to basics. No electricity. No phones, no computers, no internet.

We need to liberate ourselves from the modern world.

>>10215

What will we do all day?

>>10214

What kind of work are you currently doing? forget the career meme, if you're going to work, do something simple and live simply, be happy with what you have.

>>10215

I'm seriously considering moving down next year sometime.

>>10217

Smoke cones and drink goon.

>>10217

We will grow vegetables, raise livestock, brew beer, make cheese.

>>10218

>I'm seriously considering moving down next year sometime

Can you take me with you?

>>10220

If you're not doing it now, what makes you think you can do it with even less?

>>10221

If you wish, you'll have to pay for your own ticket on the ferry though.

>>10223

What sort of place are we going to live in?

>>10224

A tent.

>>10222

It will be the support of my fellow neets that will enable me to become productive.

>>10224

Probably rent a house or apartment in Launceston, can easily get a place for $250 per week and under, I'll get a place easy with my DSPbux.

>>10227

Do you have references to impress the landlord?

>>10228

Yes.

>>10226

You have our support right now.

Go raise some livestock.

>>10230

I need my 100 NEET acres of secluded farmland first.

>>10232

I saw that many years ago. That bitch was seriously depressed.

>>10233

Ol' Bill's livening her up a little but yeah, she's a sad case.

>>10234

pics or it didn't happen

>>10235

I don't remember much about the movie but I remember her being a total bitch about getting on or off a horse.

I really want to fuck a tight pussy.

>>10238

Same here.

>>10239

Any tips?

>>10241

Same. I've never even kissed a girl. Its making me severely depressed.

>>10243

How physically unattractive are you?

>>10243

same but I dont think about it

How to overcome yellow fever?

>>10244

I'm fat. The few girls I have spoken to after highschool said I would be attractive if I lost weight.

>>10245

tfw virgin hit me pretty hard when I was driving the other day. I oscillate between despair and indifference.

>>10247

How hard have you tried to lose weight?

>>10246

Catch rainbow fever.

>>10249

An attraction to only abos?

>>10248

Not hard enough.I have spurts of discipline where I manage to lose weight but then I get demoralised and depressed.

I probably should be more depressed, but for some reason when im in pain or depressed I just start laughing. Must be some survival instinct.

>>10251

Well I would have more sympathy for you if you had done everything you can to get yourself in a better position to get a gf.

>>10254

Have you?

>>10255

No.

>>10250

>only

You limit your own will.

>>10253

They say that just smiling - even in an unnatural and forced way - tricks your brain into thinking you are happy and it eases up on the stress hormones and releases the feel good ones.

>>10256

Why did you even say that then?

Troubles me when people come here with callous normie attitudes like that. Same shit as 'just get a job you dolebludger' ragie wagies.

>>10259

I don't think it does people a favour by indulging their negativity. It is always my instinct to challenge people who make complaints about life.

>>10260

Fair enough. Are you the neet whos big on 'giving up' / lowering your standards for life drastically?

>>10261

It's probably just anxiety, try and relax m8

I fingered a girl on a dancefloor once. She looked familiar, but I couldn't place her face.

>>10262

I don't know if I'm the NEET you are thinking of, but yes that is what I think.

>>10266

You're clearly worried about these pains, that is anxiety, you will work yourself up into a panic attack eventually.

funny story or despair story?

>>10268

erotic story.

>>10269

I think that if it were a heart attack it would have happened by now, also some people with heart failure can have flu like symptoms, another symptom is jaw pain in conjunction with chest and arm pain.

>>10270

>>10268

>despairbutalsoanerection.png

>>10273

That reminds me of an old joke.

old woman visits the doctor

goes home and her husband says

"what did the doctor say?"

"he said I have accute angina"

"that's good, cos the rest of you ain't too hot"

>>10270

>>10272

Despair it is

>be loner in HS

>half way through the year

>still no friends in science

>have whole table to myself

>one day qt redhead sits right next to me

>"it's so nice and quiet here"

>can barely talk to her

>slowly get better and even make her giggle

>christmas break

>return to find she moved away

>no way I will ever see her again

>no way this will ever happen again

Might not sound like much but it rips me apart to this day tbh

Spend the entire day today constantly forgetting it's not Friday

Waging turns you into a brainlet, i swear

>>10277

Have you got the long weekend off?

>>10278

Yeah I pretty much never work weekends. I'd prefer to though tbh, it's harder to book appointments when you work all week and my only friends are internet neets who don't discriminate between weekend and weekday

>>10100

I used to but cold black coffee from woolies when they sold it. They don't know, which sucks because I'm not keen on energy drinks and iced coffees are all disgusting

>>10212

Fuark. It'll be nothing but low-30s here for me but the high humidity is making me feel physically ill

>>10214

What do you mean you're "not Australian"

>>10281

Maybe he means he isn't gay.

drunk and listening to metal, almost 3 am, what are my friends down under blasting?

Took Mummybot to the pub down the road for dinner. Partly cos I'm nice, and partly because I had a second-meal-for-$5 coupon.

Anyway, my chicken schnitzel (with pepper sauce) came out and it was literally not much bigger than the palm of my hand. Fortunately Mummybot's meal was normal sized. She kept trying to get me to eat her chips cos she felt bad about the size of my meal.

>>10283

I am listening to the Lion King Soundtrack.

>>10284

That was nice of you. I don't like to be seen in public with my Mummybot. Haven't been out to dinner with her in years.

>>10284

fuck pub food like that is sounding good to me right now

>>10284

Pubs are usually generous with their schnitzels. Maybe they saw you were executive sized and decided you could use a smaller meal?

>>10284

Poker machines have really ruined most of the pubs in SA. In the poor areas the dining is a joke. With they profit they make, they could afford to produce awesome food, but they don't.

>>10289

Could be. Some scruffy looking dude with a backpack literally ran into the kitchen about 20 minutes after we ordered. We suspect that was the "chef" running late. Maybe he couldn't be fucked banging the chicken titty flat or he tried to turn a tenderloin into a schnitzel.

>>10215

>No electricity. No phones, no computers, no internet

IDK about this, what are the symptoms of Internet-withdrawal and could one or two of us become psychotic without their daily chan fix?

>>10291

>banging the chicken titty flat

I'd be impressed if they made the Shnittys from scratch like that.

>>10292

>what are the symptoms of Internet-withdrawal

A strong desire to get a job and become a wagie.

>>10286

I haven't been out to dinner with anyone for years

>>10296

:(

>>10295

I'll have my guns, so we can humanely euthanise the ones that do…

>>10298

That is a relief. We do not want them to suffer.

Dried hazel wood and cracked pepper on a thick yet subtle truffle base with vague hints of dried pistachios.

A work of art.

>>10300

Lovely.

>>10300

check 'em

Just had a robot call me and ask me about politics, it didn't mention Dick.

At the end it said press one for x charity shit, 2 for y charity.. so on or 9 to skip. I pressed 9 and it said someone will call me to help me donate.

Cunts.

Had a nice nap through the Judi Dench movie, woke up almost at the same point in the movie as it was replaying again.