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e3d4cb No.2337758
A new rare SCANNER thread.
Chapter 2, We are beyond the past, and ahead of the future
348664 No.2337765
posting in epic scanner bred
348664 No.2337766
>>2337764
b-
but
you just made one
we're here now
e3d4cb No.2337767
>>2337766
You can bring the creatures here.
348664 No.2337768
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casper also showed me this song, and he explained, he thought he was hallucinating the monkeys the first time he saw it
0e57e6 No.2337769
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This is now a HARDBASSTHREAD!!!
e3d4cb No.2337770
>>2337769
Too dead for me, ypu can do better.
0e57e6 No.2337771
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>>2337770
all these beautiful things.
348664 No.2337772
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e3d4cb No.2337774
>>2337771
Yes, you are beyond a Scanner
348664 No.2337775
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0e57e6 No.2337781
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good news, erin got a get that was got by erin.
348664 No.2337782
>>2337778
>>2337779
>>2337780
you're like a whole number off my dude
e3d4cb No.2337783
348664 No.2337784
>>2337783
HEY ME TOO
MAYBE WE SHOULD DATE
jk i have a boyfriend his name is nick and he would eat your ass for free.
0e57e6 No.2337786
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imagin going down on erin at the same time her boyfriend eats your ass.
db3dd5 No.2337787
do i have the fourth rum?
0e57e6 No.2337788
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>>2337787
on your fourth bottle? go for it.
6c90c6 No.2337789
>>2337787
you can have some of mine
e3d4cb No.2337791
>>2337784
Your monkey would be intersting.
db3dd5 No.2337793
>>2337788
4th glass
>>2337789
>bacardi
well i suppose im not drinking it straiht
e3d4cb No.2337794
0e57e6 No.2337795
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>>2337793
finish the bottle and we'll talk about setting limits.
348664 No.2337796
>>2337794
idk
david just phoned me, he gettin a train no, so i be sober from alcohol in like 1 hour, then mad on another sustance 20 minutes later
TIME
IS RUNNIN OUT
e3d4cb No.2337797
I am going to bed, night nighr/
db3dd5 No.2337798
>>2337795
cant budget a bottle on the old calorie counts
>>2337797
night scanner
db7ec0 No.2337800
Erin's the only good thing about these threads. Prove me wrong
348664 No.2337801
>>2337797
omg already
does spider have puss puss?
scanner does...
91b94c No.2337802
>>2337800
thread is too ded. you might come at the wrong time.
348664 No.2337803
idk what to say
i <3 u sarah
0e57e6 No.2337804
>>2337797
night scanner.
>>2337798
vodka has no calories.
db7ec0 No.2337805
>>2337802
I come when Erin is here, so I come at the right times.
>>2337803
<33
348664 No.2337806
sarah babe i am very drunk you should leave before i make a massive pengis of myself and you have to witness it
91b94c No.2337807
>>2337805
well, other than that. i mean erin will have to sleep sometime.
fite griddles
db7ec0 No.2337808
I got people coming over soon anyways, so i wasn't planning to stay.
Also I witness your drunkness in Discord, so I'm sure I can handle it here.
348664 No.2337809
>>2337807
i don't have to sleep lol the cocaine is here in like 20 minutes imma be up for like half a day yet
f5352a No.2337810
>>2337806
WITNESS THE DICKNESS
I PISS ON UR олесшснNESS
EMERGENSY RUSSISH RHYME SAVES THE DAY
AS ALWAYS
RAP GAME 2easy
348664 No.2337811
>>2337808
you are a beautiful human and i never want to hurt you
db7ec0 No.2337812
Erin be careful the feds are watching
f5352a No.2337813
>>2337809
it always
but its never 20 minutes
time waiting for deugs is very relative
91b94c No.2337815
>>2337809
Oh boy. What kind of hell you plannin' on causin'?
f5352a No.2337816
348664 No.2337818
>>2337810
WISH I COULD BRING PUN BACK
BLAO NIGGA RUN THAT
TILL THEY LET REMMY OUT
WE GONNA LET THESE SEMIS OUT
>>2337812
you're right
anything posted here is a work of fiction and falsehood blablabla.
>>2337813
relative to what?
>>2337814
it's sarah you dongle
>>2337815
nuffin i prob stop postin when my boi shows up tbh
>>2337817
cerulean is casper btw
f5352a No.2337819
>>2337808
god fucking dambit i really wanted my cool funky edit of this image that brought the estethics of it together way much, but i didnt bother raring up that folder when selecting basic selection folders
life is hard and undair
65e260 No.2337820
>canadian
>nymph
>not pareidolia
get out
f5352a No.2337821
348664 No.2337822
>>2337820
it is pareidolia
but
she
is
sarah
now
get me?
db7ec0 No.2337823
>>2337818
oh no Erin you got your chans mixed up! That's the header on /b/!
Everything posted on /animus/ is fact!
>>2337819
I don't think I have it anymore :c
>>2337820
Every time I've come here in the past couple years I've used "Anonymphmous"
f5352a No.2337824
erin been thugged out since twelve best dobt make her mad
348664 No.2337825
>>2337821
the final tall beer
>>2337823
nonono nothing is ever fact on a *chan.
or else we'd all be criminals.
>>2337824
i'm some real gang shit
f5352a No.2337826
>>2337823
knowing you once saved it brings me some ammount of joy!
i now post this video i recorded earlier today, because you earned it,and people didnnt watch it last time
:(
65e260 No.2337827
>>2337823
are you trans now or something?
348664 No.2337828
>>2337827
jesus christ have some subtlety.
f5352a No.2337830
>>2337828
im under the inprwssion theyre bad,but i cant think of any kongrete evidence
db7ec0 No.2337831
>>2337825
Oh shit well I'm no criminal.
Wait, does saying that mean I am since nothing posted here is true?
>>2337826
Yeah it was in my Nymph folder, but I lost the newest 100 or so images when my old HDD died.
Cute doggos. That thing it's carrying looks like a giant Hitachi vibrator lololol
>>2337827
am girl
348664 No.2337832
>>2337826
they are good girls
f5352a No.2337834
>>2337831
dis you not watch all 12 secs? major plot twist in the end you know!
348664 No.2337835
>>2337831
looks like you just le tricked u'reself
u're going to JAIL
348664 No.2337836
>>2337830
sarah is an amazing human and you should love her unconditionally.
ef6e7b No.2337837
>>2337820
Do I need to leave then?
db7ec0 No.2337838
>>2337833
Oh heya Revy <3
>>2337834
Yeah what the hell happened? Looks like you dropped the camera
>>2337835
Can we be cellmates?
348664 No.2337839
well shit i just dropped a lit cigarette somewhere and i can't find it.
house fire here we come :)
f5352a No.2337840
>>2337836
sub or nimffu?
i was making sub reference
65e260 No.2337841
>>2337831
did you do HRT already?
>>2337828
how is that possibly offensive you wanker
it's a fair question
ef6e7b No.2337842
f72e56 No.2337844
SHOULD Nezi be murdered with a barrel for his bad posts? It's a complex issue of free will vs. the common good
I'm iffy about it
f5352a No.2337845
>>2337838
i slid and fell since theese badboiis right here didnt provide good traction
shit shoes
shit surface
my balance is impeccible
db7ec0 No.2337846
>>2337841
No. Hopefully this year.
>>2337843
That it has. I don't come around these parts much
>>2337845
I'm willing to bet you were also drunk
65e260 No.2337847
>>2337846
oh okay, good luck fam
db7ec0 No.2337848
Okay people will be here any min so I gotta go.
Seeya frens until Erin drags me here again
55613f No.2337849
>>2337844
Nezi a good
>>2337846
Off to greener pastures?
I wish I had somewhere better to be
Good luck with your skittles
f5352a No.2337850
>>2337846
no, im living a clean sover life now almost sort of
348664 No.2337851
>>2337838
yes pls
>>2337840
idk i forget already
>>2337841
i didn't say it was offensive
i said have some subtlety
it's a delicate question and as a caring and sensitve person you shouls ask it delicately
>>2337844
OH was that what it meant
yes.
>>2337848
bubi sarah i love you a bunch
348664 No.2337852
nezi i have just been informed that you essentially advocate trans conversion therapy
explain why you think this is okay
348664 No.2337853
do you feel the same way for gay people?
f72e56 No.2337854
>>2337849
See >>2309262
>>2337851
Turning it into a full internet fight I see
-prepares barrel-
65e260 No.2337855
>>2337851
No, I'm not going to tiptoe in every situation because someone might get offended by something trivial when my intentions are quite obviously good-natured.
not my problem if someone gets triggered by every other thing people say, normal people don't flip a tit constantly in conversations
>>2337852
>>2337853
I have no hard position, I just want what's happy for people.
What that post is referring to is taken out of context as I was discussing that situation hypothetically to ask whether it would help trans people more than HRT/SRS.
But you can't think critically and you just want to attack me so think whatever you want cunt.
348664 No.2337856
>>2337855
i just asked a couple of questions, why do you say i can't think critically?
are you jumping to conclusions?
f72e56 No.2337857
Whether or not Nezi should be murdered with a barrel is not something I am comfortable with deciding on myself
65e260 No.2337858
Because you assume shit and paint me as a bad guy when the conversation was nothing that you said it was.
You are defaming me.
348664 No.2337859
because jumping to conclusiins is a terrible idea with such a topic.
65e260 No.2337860
This type of attitude hurts healthy conversation because you get upset the moment someone tries to play devils advocate and discuss the other half of the argument fairly.
348664 No.2337861
do you have tiny legs like avicii?
that is yet to be seen.
but we can't jump to conclusions.
f72e56 No.2337862
I really think we need to examine the question of whether or not Nezi should be murdered with a barrel fairly
348664 No.2337863
all i did was ask a couple of questions
if that upsets you so much, can we assume you are easily triggered?
or would that be jumping to conclusions?
do you have small legs?
i'm just asking questions.
65e260 No.2337864
I never once said that trans people should be forced into treatment and accept their gender.
I simply asked if that would be better for them, and then went on to say that it's unknown and impractical because it violates their free will.
Fucking read nigger.
f72e56 No.2337865
Murdering Nezi with a barrel may lead to better results, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not
55613f No.2337866
Personally, I think any kind of "conversion therapy" is more harmful to an individual than probably anything
You can't make someone not trans or not gay, you can just condition them to say otherwise
Usually through abusive means
I'm not saying every trans person should necessarily commit to srs or a full public transition, but to argue in favor of conversion therapy is to argue in favor of systematic psychological abuse
65e260 No.2337867
No, you're just retarded and I hate retards.
So fuck off.
55613f No.2337868
>>2337864
>I simply asked if that would be better for them
It's not
65e260 No.2337869
Back on the filter you go, braindead drug and alcohol addict.
Enjoy your prison sentence, you moral-less fuck.
348664 No.2337870
nezi is calling people "retarded" for their input on the topic
is he biased?
does he have an immutable fixed perspective?
are his legs small?
maybe we'll find out
but let's not jump to conclusions.
65e260 No.2337871
Preach to me about morals and treating people right while you keep lashing out at me.
Definitely not hypocritical.
f72e56 No.2337872
>>2337864
>accept their gender
That's what HRT is for
Making them feel more comfortable with their gender through making their body match it better
348664 No.2337873
all i'm doing is asking questions
i'm not preaching
i asked two questions, with a third regarding small legs
that is all
55613f No.2337874
An I the only person not upset or trolling right now
65e260 No.2337875
>you're just a silver spoon faggot who's never worked for anything in his life
>BE MORE SENSITIVE WHEN TALKING TO TRANS PEOPLE OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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55613f No.2337877
>>2337876
Thank god because it sure seems that way
65e260 No.2337878
>>2337872
I was referring to their gender that they were born with, not the one that they identify as.
If you're going to comment on my posts at least read the full context first.
348664 No.2337879
>>2337874
like i just asked, why he thinks it's okay, and if he feels the same way about gay people
i didn't say it wasn't okay, or get upset, or anything
then i started going on about small legs, and he just got all upset and triggered and flipped his shit
call it trolling if you want but like, i didn't really do anything, he just melted down himself, lol
f5352a No.2337880
politics and buthkn but nooka an trannies
purple rain like a motherfucker
vuvuzela
f5352a No.2337881
sausagiest of sauagefingers
thus would never happen on android
55613f No.2337882
>>2337879
I mean you're either stupid or doing it on purpose and I don't think you're that stupid, so I assume you're doing it on purpose
f72e56 No.2337883
>>2337874
I'm like half trolling to make a point by suggesting that maybe Nezi should be murdered with a barrel using the same tone that he used to suggest that maybe trans people should be forced into conversion therapy
>>2337878
I'm aware that you meant biological sex and that you were unable to even discuss the topic without suggesting trans peoples' identities are invalid
ef6e7b No.2337884
>>2337877
Jimmies status: unruffled
55613f No.2337885
>>2337883
Yeah but that's neither helpful to the conversation nor funny
348664 No.2337886
>>2337882
doing what on purpose?
i just asked a couple of valid questions, then padded with utter bullshit while he made a tit of himself
i did nothing clever or stupid, i made some white noise that seemed to encourage a meltdown
f72e56 No.2337887
>>2337885
Humor is subjective and it was to highlight how he's trying to downplay what he said
65e260 No.2337888
>>2337883
I never once said that their gender identity is invalid.
I was discussing a hypothetical of whether treatment to help them accept their bio gender would be better or worse than HRT/SRS treatment for the gender that they identify as.
I was not invalidating it, I was discussing both sides of potentiality for treatment.
But like Erin, you're going to read between the lines and interpret everything I say in a negative connotation because you already are biased negatively towards me.
Waste of time since neither of you can read and comprehend simple statements without misinterpreting things and throwing a temper tantrum.
55613f No.2337889
>>2337886
Sounds like trolling to me
6c90c6 No.2337890
>>2337793
Drink with orange juice ^^
>>2337800
you're wrong, you are the only good thing about these threads
348664 No.2337891
>>2337888
i didn't suggest any interpretation
i asked three questions that you are choosing not to answer
why are you jumpijng to conclusions?
>>2337889
isn't trolling using misleading logic to elicit the answer you want?
i'm not using any logic, i'm talking about small legs while nezi gets more and more upset about trans issues
55613f No.2337892
>>2337887
Fair
>>2337888
Hi yes it's me, calmly saying that while your thought experiment is nice, what you're proposing as a logical alternative or antithesis to hrt and public transition is invariably rooted in psychological abuse and conditioning
But feel free to keep ignoring me
55613f No.2337893
>>2337891
You're using illogical statements to elicit a particular response
No different from what you just defined as trolling
348664 No.2337894
>>2337893
not really
all i did was keep him talking
it wasn't even that intentional, i could be saying anything, he'd still be flipping turds at me
55613f No.2337895
>>2337894
It sure looks like you're intentionally upsetting nezi to keep the conversation from progressing or ending
6c90c6 No.2337896
Erio is being mean to Nezi again
65e260 No.2337897
>>2337892
I was not proposing it as a suitable and logical replacement, but rather questioning if it was better or worse because I simply do not know due to the fact that I am not informed enough.
I also said that even if forcing people into accepting their bio gender was a better option, I'm not comfortable forcing trans people into it even if it would help them more as it goes against free will and it's immoral to force someone to do something like that if they don't want to.
f72e56 No.2337898
>>2337888
"Come to terms with their gender" definitely seemed to imply that you insist on a definition of gender based solely on biological sex is all
And it's pretty weird to consider forced conversion therapy to be a possibly good option
>throwing a temper tantrum
I'm not the one filtering people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2337892
Idk if you're aware of the trans rights Donkey Kong meme btw
It's why I chose barrel as the method of murder specifically
f5352a No.2337899
and this is where i perform my hostile server takeovers
348664 No.2337900
i asked him:
"why do you think this okay?"
he didn't answer.
i asked him:
"do you fell the same way about gay people?"
he didn't answer.
i asked him:
"do you have small legs like avicii?"
he went on a tirade about transgender identities and possible resolutions
i had essentially null input, he did this by himself.
ef6e7b No.2337901
>>2337899
You should get something more than a plank to use
f72e56 No.2337902
>>2337896
I didn't intend for this to blow up into a huge internet fight but I regret nothing
6c90c6 No.2337903
>>2337899
Holy shit are you a hacker?
65e260 No.2337904
>>2337898
I'm filtering because Erin is either trolling or genuinely incapable of having an adult conversation about something without becoming upset and making up shit about their opponent to make them look like a bad person.
I never SAID it was a good option.
I was ASKING due to my ignorance.
If you cannot handle someone asking questions and playing devil's advocate then don't even participate in the conversation if you can't handle hearing the other side of the argument without becoming upset at the person that asked a simple question.
6c90c6 No.2337905
>>2337902
please go easy on nezi-cute -hug-
348664 No.2337906
i didn't become upset
i asked if you had small legs
why are you jumping to conclusions
the jumps are so far it's like you're doing it intentionally
f5352a No.2337907
>>2337901
i use a blend of well established samsung hardware and the top of the line Susan model X8 for stability, i have the latest version of HackPro7 installed i think ill manage with ”just a plank”
think before you speak or be made out to be a godforsaken fool, fool!
55613f No.2337908
>>2337897
Yes and I'm here to inform you that conversion therapy is essentially abuse
No judgement, just information
You can be informed
They're just trying to upset you and it appears to be working, you're very defensive right now
Take a breather and ignore them for a while
ef6e7b No.2337909
f5352a No.2337910
>>2337903
yes, one of the best founder of anonymiuse, we secretly control controversy online and the market value of baht
348664 No.2337911
is anybody else noticing nezi is accusing me of things that simply did not happen?
6c90c6 No.2337912
Nezi puts periods at the end of her sentences to show how serious she is
55613f No.2337913
>>2337898
I've not seen it
65e260 No.2337914
>>2337908
I would not be surprised if it was very abusive, as many types of things that force people to go against their own desires usually are, but I've yet to research it enough to know much about it.
In either case, it would be immoral to force people into it even if it wasn't abusive and worked well due to the issue of free will.
6c90c6 No.2337915
>>2337910
I miss the ol' you, stop doing evil things!
f5352a No.2337916
>>2337909
its ok, i know it can be demoralizing facing of with elite hackers such as nyself, snd my moral compass is intagt. i will not hack into your maingrain and leak uour nudes or change ur facebook relationship, i strictly follow the hackers cide of conduit
db3dd5 No.2337917
>>2337804
>vodka has no calories.
p sure alcohol metabolises
348664 No.2337918
nezi why are you accusing me of things that didn't happen tho
ef6e7b No.2337919
>>2337916
Thank you sir, I was so worried
f5352a No.2337920
>>2337915
it is all in the interest of the greater food, you have to se the bigger drarawing, zoom out and such
db3dd5 No.2337921
f72e56 No.2337922
>>2337904
You weren't asking a question; you were kind of just holding forced conversion therapy in one hand and people living their own lives how they want to in the other hand and being like "ehhh... I dunno about this one..."
But I guess I can accept that ur just a dumbass "ignorant" if that's what you want
>>2337905
Only as easy as I'm naturally inclined to go
How's your day going? :3
>>2337913
https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2019/01/donkey-kong-trans-rights-and-the-power-of-spite/
>At one point, the voice of Donkey Kong himself, Grant Kirkhope joined the stream and said "Trans Rights!"
f5352a No.2337923
>>2337919
no need to thank me, it is my duty, by tje powerboncested in me by the papacy
55613f No.2337924
>>2337914
Correct
Also, when things like gay or trans conversion therapy camps are established, it's usually minors being sent away by their parents
No one chooses them, given the opportunity
One particular gay conversion camp that I heard of was located outside the US so that even if kids escaped the compound, they would have no resources because the local authorities would be obliged to return them to the "camp"
348664 No.2337925
does nezi think that because he's filtered me and can't see my posts, that nobody can see them, and his version of events will be seen as true?
is he not aware that everyone else can see the entire thread, and see that he's making things up?
6c90c6 No.2337926
>>2337920
Is it really the only way?
Are there not better ways to save your country from the Sandniggers?
>>2337921
You have now become the one thing you hated the most. A pussy
>>2337922
my day's okay...
anyway...
Nezi means no harm ;~;
She just got out of the hospital :<
65e260 No.2337927
>reading is too hard, I'm just going to cherrypick things out of context, get upset at the person for no reason and be a dick to them about it while insisting that they are the bad person here
>>2337922
Ignorance does not make you an idiot. Knowledge and intelligence are two very different things.
But being a pseudo-intellectual such as yourself, of course you're going to feign superiority and insist that I'm somehow a dumbass for being uninformed about something.
There is nothing wrong with ignorance, especially if you are expressing an interest in learning.
It doesn't matter what I say though, in no way are you ever going to realize that you're at fault, so take a filter as well.
55613f No.2337928
>>2337925
Stop being antagonistic
65e260 No.2337929
>>2337924
Yes, but fortunately many states are now passing laws against gay conversion therapy, one more was just recently passed I believe.
348664 No.2337930
>>2337928
i'm not, at least not intentionally, i'd just like people to be more truthful.
db3dd5 No.2337931
>>2337926
i just dont wanna down a bunch of orange tbh
dont have any in either
65e260 No.2337932
>getting mad at someone that agrees with you because you don't like the way they said it
imagine being this stupid
6c90c6 No.2337933
Nezi filter Erio because Nezi lost the fight...?
6c90c6 No.2337934
>>2337931
Do you have any Coca Cola?
55613f No.2337935
>>2337930
I'd like people to be better
348664 No.2337937
>>2337933
i don't think so, it seems he's still replying to erio
he implied he had filtered me, but i don't know why. he seemed to try and justify it with reasons that weren't actually true.
>>2337935
i'd enjoy that.
db3dd5 No.2337938
6c90c6 No.2337939
>>2337937
Every time I see your trip it pisses me off.
>>2337938
Go get some
348664 No.2337940
>>2337939
i'm sorry.
is it because you want to be yan's gf or you want to be my gf?
6c90c6 No.2337941
>>2337940
I don't want to be anyone's girlfriend.
I want Yan to be my friend again. You brainwashed him
f72e56 No.2337942
>>2337926
Remember to eat dinner ^^
>>2337927
Practically speaking, there's a limit to what positions are worth giving much consideration to, lmao
And viewing certain positions as worth considering says things about you
Like, should we enslave black people again? And SHOULD we murder you with a barrel because of your bad posts? We should at least explore these topics 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
>so take a filter as well
Epic
>>2337933
Sad!
348664 No.2337943
>>2337941
no i didnt, you can be his friend if you want c:
348664 No.2337944
right friend here i'm out later niggas
6c90c6 No.2337945
>>2337942
no dinner today...
I must save money for my dad's medical bills
yes very sad, women are weak
>>2337943
I've tried but you keep telling him to push me away
f5352a No.2337946
>>2337926
>Sandniggers
at least they bring some interesting culture to the table, like opium and hashish
actual niggers on the other hand
6c90c6 No.2337947
>>2337944
When you're gone Yan will be all mine again
ebb6a6 No.2337948
-is a full Blue, having had his pasta for dinner and plops down on the chair happily- ^-^
6c90c6 No.2337949
>>2337946
omg no! they're going to ruin your country's DNA!
You don't have a sand GF do you?
ef6e7b No.2337950
>>2337948
I thought you were a Sonata, not a Blue
f72e56 No.2337952
>>2337944
Byebye ♥
It was nice internet fighting Nezi with u
>>2337945
Your dad never treated you well; you should make sure to take care of your own needs ^^
ebb6a6 No.2337953
>>2337950
-is just a little me- :<
09a81d No.2337954
>>2337953
Want some Irish tea? Got a nice warm cup for you.
ef6e7b No.2337955
6c90c6 No.2337956
>>2337948
I love this new video game
6c90c6 No.2337957
>>2337952
I just want him to get better...
ebb6a6 No.2337958
>>2337954
-thinks Irish black is too strong. Doesn't like it when tea has too much tannin.-
>>2337955
-squeaks-
>>2337956
-squeaks-
f5352a No.2337959
>>2337949
no stormt, chill
ef6e7b No.2337960
>>2337958
Cheer up buddy :(
09a81d No.2337961
>>2337958
Oh well we can make it out of whatever kind of tea you prefer......
6c90c6 No.2337962
>>2337958
i take 3 shots of vodka every day before work now
09a81d No.2337963
Careful there. You are quickly becoming like me.
6c90c6 No.2337964
>>2337959
i thought you liked their culture...
6c90c6 No.2337965
>>2337963
That sounds like a massive improvement
ebb6a6 No.2337966
09a81d No.2337967
>>2337965
Sure after about the better part of a decade of being a complete piece of shit.
ef6e7b No.2337968
6c90c6 No.2337969
>>2337966
its helps the urges go away
but I know they're going to come back
>>2337967
who me?
>>2337968
its very good!
And smooth!
09a81d No.2337970
>>2337969
No, if you go the route I did.
6c90c6 No.2337971
I'm glad I bought the biggest bottle, I go through them like water
6c90c6 No.2337972
>>2337970
you seem super nice though
-hug-
ebb6a6 No.2337973
55613f No.2337974
>>2337948
<3
I just made ramen
Tastes like poverty, but it's kinda filling
6c90c6 No.2337975
Finally fucked up enough to go work now... bye guys <3
>>2337973
its either this or go back to my hobby...
09a81d No.2337976
>>2337972
People always think that. It isn't true. I'm just less of a piece of shit than I used to be.
ef6e7b No.2337977
ebb6a6 No.2337978
>>2337974
-sits beside you and slurps ramen-
>>2337975
-squeaks-
55613f No.2337979
>>2337975
I wish I could show up to work drunk
But every job I've had involves driving
55613f No.2337980
>>2337978
and for dessert
a cromchy apple
ebb6a6 No.2337981
>>2337980
0.0 -likes apples. Slices them into quarters and nibbles!-
ebb6a6 No.2337982
55613f No.2337984
>>2337982
:3
i'm playing wow
leveling a wijjard
f5352a No.2337985
>>2337984
back in wrath j was known as prettycool, undead mage of the arcane, i used ti join raids and ask to be reminded if my rotation and i thought it was hillarious
ebb6a6 No.2337986
>>2337984
:3 -watches your screen. Hopes to see a kitty-
09a81d No.2337987
Just fucking spam Arcane Blast, you noob.
f5352a No.2337988
fun fact, wow is where i firat encountered the word critter. it was a wird to me sekfexplanetory, no dictionary needed. naturally a term for a small spawn designed for players to see how much they crit, but the design seemed flawed since attacking them did not force crit hit. oh well, guess they didnt think that far ahead, maybe ill email them about it.
f5352a No.2337989
>>2337987
no its way more complex. 4x arcane blast for max stack, and every fifth spell arcane missiles. on bosses throw in a ctrl+3 to pop cds
f5352a No.2337991
>>2337990
oh shit, then we prolly not sex compatible
09a81d No.2337992
Fucking autist.
But on a more serious note, playing games like WoW and DnD and all that shit did give me a lot of words that not many people knew.
>>2337989
Don't forget Evocate! You are so not giving arcane the nuance it deserves.
>>2337990
Fire was actually my favorite spec for mage. Frost and Arcane were too fucking common and just didn't play well for me.
f5352a No.2337993
>oh imma fire mage do
just fucking laugh at my silly ass anecdotes geez
ebb6a6 No.2337994
-scurries off to hide under his blue blanket. Is still hungry and has a pear stashed there-
09a81d No.2337995
>>2337994
Here, take this cup of Earl Grey. It isn't safe to go alone.
f5352a No.2337996
>>2337992
word bitch ichor like a motherfucker!!!!!
you american tho. the only reason i know how to english is because of internet, like playing shitty flash games with chat from age 7 or aomething.
>casper make sure you never ever five out your real name to theese ppl you never know who is behind the screen.
ORLY what if i tell them im a girl and set up a fake msn? then sell camshows using downloaded webcamporn and manycam taking ingame premium currency as payment. is that okay mom?
naturally i never asked permission, it was one of those things i assumed she wouldnt quite understand.
then ofcourse she caught me hard at work hustking on that grind, tunnelvision on the tiny portio of the screen dedicated tk the porn and it was a big whoop. why are you watching that on the computer, do you even understand what she is doing?
bitch im working here
ef6e7b No.2337999
>>2337984
Retail or private server?
ef6e7b No.2338001
>>2338000
I found my interest in retail dropped severely after the first month
ef6e7b No.2338002
Of the expansion, that is
09a81d No.2338003
My interest dropped when Cata hit.
f5352a No.2338004
next stop hey whose hiding invthe bishville
stop danckng on the other side of the traintracks
hey is that trashcan trying to pick a fight?
ef6e7b No.2338005
I was still able to justify playing it
f5352a No.2338006
things are always pretty if you give it time
65e260 No.2338007
>>2338006
Dunno old people are pretty ugly.
ade775 No.2338009
>>2338008
That is NOT appropriate wood-cutting attire!
In fact, I'm not at all liking what this whole "wood cutting" scene could imply, with a naked woman like that!
65e260 No.2338010
she's good at handling wood though
65e260 No.2338011
>Not having chainsaw chaps on
Into the trash it goes.
f5352a No.2338012
>>2338007
true they look like lizards, but u dont really have a good sample size to ve certaib, only encoybtered them once in a cinvenience store
0f1e7f No.2338013
ef6e7b No.2338014
I'm sweating buckets here, please turn the heat down
65e260 No.2338016
the temperature in the house is fine though
65e260 No.2338017
>>2338016
>Sneezed 4 times
65e260 No.2338018
>>2338017
but that has nothing to do with temperature?
0f1e7f No.2338019
personal insulation has to do with temp
65e260 No.2338020
>>2338018
Means you're getting sick because you're a weak babby
09a81d No.2338021
>>2338009
I'm liking it. It is a cutie pretending she knows what she is doing. Time to put her in her place.
65e260 No.2338022
>>2338020
means i'm getting sick cause my immune system is suppressed
65e260 No.2338023
>>2338022
Alcohol kills germs.
0f1e7f No.2338024
0f1e7f No.2338025
-gets distracted and wanders off-
65e260 No.2338026
>>2338023
too bad it would also kill my liver
ade775 No.2338028
>>2338024
>>2338025
You best get your ass back here, mother fucker.
ebb6a6 No.2338029
>>2338025
>>2338024
-SQUEAKS! and hurries over with a bucket of tea to splash on the fire-
0f1e7f No.2338030
91b94c No.2338032
>>2338009
i dont know what to do. she's not allowed to put (improper) attire on. but still has work to do.
ebb6a6 No.2338033
>>2338030
-gives you a squeaky lecture about forest fires and old forest ranger bears-
d74872 No.2338035
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2338034
How are ya colbs? I heard you weren't doing so well
6b91dd No.2338037
>>2338035
Can't complain. Who said this?
d74872 No.2338038
>>2338037
Ah well that's good. Lenko
91b94c No.2338039
6b91dd No.2338040
>>2338038
I mean I'm not the happiest person in the world but then who is? I mean, the happiest person in the world is, but you get my point
Lenko's a fag anyway
d74872 No.2338041
>>2338040
I imagine a person who gets want they want is happy but like everyone else they have to work for it/earn it. Being given everything they ask for at least in my experience ruins things and isn't as good in the end.
What is it you're missing in life?
Lol I heard what he had said too, oh well
6b91dd No.2338042
>>2338041
It would take me far too long and be much too personal to go into that.
Lenko's cool but you gotta give him shit because it's him
ebb6a6 No.2338043
>>2338039
-doesn't think you should be mean to skwirls- :<
ef6e7b No.2338044
d74872 No.2338045
>>2338042
I see. Well I hope something else comes along to make things better. :/
He doesn't understand why some people don't like him. Also doesn't understand why other people put up with him.
6b91dd No.2338046
>>2338044
You will be judged for your boringness in time, child
>>2338045
Thanks fam, appreciate it.
He's someone that requires immense patience and thick skin to like and a lot of people don't have that so yeah not surprised
91b94c No.2338047
>>2338043
i feed them when they are brave enough to come out in the arctic cold here.
ef6e7b No.2338048
>>2338046
I can tell you about how shitty the Anthem beta is so far
6b91dd No.2338049
>>2338048
Sure, what's shit about it?
248a63 No.2338050
>>2337976
did you MGD'd people or something?
>>2337977
with what mastah?
>>2337979
lol um luckily for me i don't even know how to drive
>>2337983
clean your nails
ef6e7b No.2338053
>>2338049
They didn't even bother porting the updated version of the game to PC
All the controls are optimised for a controller
There's a chance when loading that it's not actually loading, only way to tell is if the logo is showing or not
The chance of not loading is increased in a party
You can have it 4 times in a row
Honestly, it's not making me want to buy this game at all
>>2338050
Don't call me that
248a63 No.2338055
>>2338053
alright...
what should I mix Vodka with?
6b91dd No.2338056
>>2338053
Mhmm, mhmm, all important critiques.
Followup question: What is Anthem?
09a81d No.2338058
>>2338057
We talking Miller here, because that shit is piss.
ef6e7b No.2338059
>>2338055
I mix mine with Dr Pepper
>>2338056
Warframe meets Call of Duty, I guess? If you've played Destiny, it's like that except with mechs
ef6e7b No.2338060
The smell from the moldy oranges in the compost bin is so strong the kitchen smells
The bin is closed
6b91dd No.2338061
>>2338059
The only one I've ever played is Call of Duty, and that was like way back in college with my roommates because they had it
ebb6a6 No.2338062
-huffs and hides back under his blanket. Doesn't want to clean up the burns in the rug tonight-
248a63 No.2338063
>>2338058
No I'm MGD
>>2338059
Oh that sounds like a plan, not sure if I'm allergic to it though, I have to check
09a81d No.2338065
>>2338063
Sounds like a story behind that I would rather not know, but I ought to.
ef6e7b No.2338066
>>2338061
Yeah, I don't have the right words to describe it, I guess
>>2338063
How would you be allergic to it
248a63 No.2338067
>>2338065
Um... can you ask Sonata why she doesn't talk to me anymore.
And I'm not MGD. MGD is an anon that used to be with us on 4chan, super nice and stuff and he shitted on people when they play Smashed and iunno why people hate him for it, I mean isn't the point of a game to win?
>>2338066
Its a secret
I'm allergic to a lot of things
ef6e7b No.2338070
>>2338067
At least you aren't allergic to your tongue
91b94c No.2338071
>>2338069
it would have been funny if them guys would have been fed some meth and viagra and proceeded to pummel that pussy into 12 holes.
248a63 No.2338072
>>2338070
Sometimes I think I am
248a63 No.2338073
>>2338071
No.. leave her alone. Rape is wrong
09a81d No.2338074
>>2338067
Why do you say he does not talk to you? He never really talks to anybody.
I suppose. But no, that doesn't sound like me.
>>2338071
Saved as fu ck.
ef6e7b No.2338075
>>2338072
You'd be dead already
91b94c No.2338076
>>2338073
it might not be rape but i don't know what's going on there.
>>2338074
i found some interesting images today. some not so erotic but some are.
09a81d No.2338077
>>2338076
The older I get, the more I tend to appreciate non erotic.
91b94c No.2338078
>>2338077
i like some crazy stuff too.
248a63 No.2338079
Bye guys!
>>2338074
She*
she doesn't talk to me anymore... just -actions- at people
Oh okay then you're a nice person.
>>2338075
So that's what you want...
I'm sorry but I plan to live a very long life. I enjoy my hobbies way too much
I hope you can be one of my works of art
>>2338076
You rapist >:(
55613f No.2338080
whered all this lewd come from
65e260 No.2338081
>>2338080
Seems like the usual amount.
6b91dd No.2338082
>>2338080
Mandy and MFF, mostly
09a81d No.2338083
Hey, my amount of lewd is well under standards here.
ef6e7b No.2338084
ef6e7b No.2338086
91b94c No.2338087
>>2338080
Sabrina and n3zi
>>2338079
well at least i nutted
09a81d No.2338089
You know that isn't one I have a lot of. I have a lot of back of leg and ass, but nothing really frontal thigh all that much.
ef6e7b No.2338090
ef6e7b No.2338094
09a81d No.2338095
I feel as if I am just a source of wank material for you at times.
ef6e7b No.2338096
Not wanking
Just appreciation
09a81d No.2338097
Appreciation of what variety?
ef6e7b No.2338098
I like navels and thighs
They look nice
ef6e7b No.2338100
ade775 No.2338101
>>2338095
Not with all the ugly bitches you post.
ef6e7b No.2338103
Do you got business atire?
09a81d No.2338104
No, not really.
>>2338101
Testy testy.
09a81d No.2338105
This is my only business attire.
ef6e7b No.2338106
RIP
>>2338104
She looks a lot like someone I used to work with
ef6e7b No.2338107
ef6e7b No.2338108
ef6e7b No.2338111
09a81d No.2338112
This chick reminds me of a slutty librarian I knew.
ef6e7b No.2338113
I wish I knew a librarian like that
ef6e7b No.2338115
>>2338114
Why would you ever be on all fours in disgusting flooring like that
That's the kind of tiles that are only in public places
09a81d No.2338116
>>2338115
Best position for her to take that D.
ef6e7b No.2338117
>>2338116
It still bothers me
09a81d No.2338118
>>2338117
I would agree the floor does that picture a disservice. But on all other accounts, it is gold.
ef6e7b No.2338119
Also do you got a full source for that .gif
09a81d No.2338121
Only full source I have is for my dick.
ef6e7b No.2338122
09a81d No.2338123
It's the best pic I have though.
ef6e7b No.2338124
09a81d No.2338125
I think that is all the garters I have. I have some leggings and what not left.
ef6e7b No.2338126
09a81d No.2338127
Sometimes. Anyway, I gotta go to bed for works now. Later.
ef6e7b No.2338128
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bdc082 No.2338133
at least one of you are going to die this year
bdcb2f No.2338134
bdc082 No.2338135
606332 No.2338136
I came here to shitpost and eat ass
And I'm all out of ass.
91b94c No.2338138
>>2338131
is pee a valid gender fluid?
14191a No.2338139
>>2338132
lol i said so many times, monday
bdc082 No.2338140
Erin deserves to be in prison
bdcb2f No.2338142
>>2338139
Oh I thought it was today for some reason
14191a No.2338143
>>2338141
are you still upset that i asked you some questions
632a04 No.2338144
Monday?
Damn. That's pretty soon.
14191a No.2338145
14191a No.2338147
>>2338146
after like
the weekend
bdc082 No.2338149
squash ilu why dont you love me back
14191a No.2338150
>>2338148
it like
starts today
632a04 No.2338151
>>2338150
Today is when exactly?
14191a No.2338152
>>2338151
some point roughly around now or something
632a04 No.2338153
>>2338152
I do not have a clear concept of time.
6ce925 No.2338154
>>2338149
You have to take him out to dinner first.
d74872 No.2338155
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Goodmorning
Have a song! I never knew until a few minutes ago that this song is literally just talking about sitting down and playing Dota. I knew it was about DOTA/playing it but not the entire fucking thing lmao
Oh and goodnight
6ce925 No.2338158
Any gamers here want to rise up
55613f No.2338159
>>2338158
I want to lay down
I played wow all night
55613f No.2338161
>>2338160
I'm in bed
Sad and lonely
bdcb2f No.2338162
I spent like an hour making some dumb shit
55613f No.2338163
>>2338162
What kind of dumb shit
f72e56 No.2338166
>>2338161
-hugs tightly- Maybe you should turn off your computer and sleep :3
Sorry I'm not there to cuddle u to sleep
>>2338165
What? ^^
55613f No.2338167
>>2338166
Insomnia
Kind of hungry
bdcb2f No.2338168
>>2338163
really dumb shit
>>2338164
you'll hate it but okay
f72e56 No.2338172
>>2338167
So eat ^^
Computer screen light contributes to insomnia btw, but you can turn Night Light on in your settings to lessen that
>>2338169
How're you? ♥
55613f No.2338173
>>2338168
You're a bad person
55613f No.2338175
>>2338172
Night light on my phone makes my eyes hurt
And I don't really have food
5d7437 No.2338178
ef6e7b No.2338179
55613f No.2338180
>>2338179
I don't have to
I could get drunk right now
But I have no food
55613f No.2338181
>>2338176
Not like evil or anything
You just make poor quality decisions
6c90c6 No.2338182
>>2338178
i like feeling numb
my urges are numb
i'm at peace
5d7437 No.2338183
>>2338182
The urge to be pet on the head repeatedly?
ef6e7b No.2338184
bdcb2f No.2338186
>>2338181
I make pretty good decisions compared to most people here.
55613f No.2338187
>>2338186
Your video posts suggest otherwise
f72e56 No.2338189
>>2338175
Check Discord
>>2338177
What? I'm exercising ^^
6c90c6 No.2338191
>>2338189
i want attention!
but exercise is important, i'll leave you alone
ef6e7b No.2338192
ef6e7b No.2338193
I wonder if that's a real website
ef6e7b No.2338194
6c90c6 No.2338196
>>2338194
-arm candies you-
hiiiiiiiiiii
0822cb No.2338197
>>2338191
-Attentions you-
0822cb No.2338199
>>2338198
You're too squeamish for someone who'd bite my arm off, given the chance.
6c90c6 No.2338200
>>2338199
your attention hurts
0822cb No.2338203
>>2338202
...What would you like me to do, then?
6c90c6 No.2338204
>>2338203
iunno just be yourself
0822cb No.2338205
>>2338204
I don't ACT nice, you know?
This is me being me.
6c90c6 No.2338206
>>2338205
Being nice is an act
0822cb No.2338207
>>2338206
I am (arguably but probably) a kind person.
Being nice is what is more natural to me than the inverse.
If it is what comes naturally, it's not an act.
6c90c6 No.2338208
>>2338207
Your nice guy act won't fool me
What is your ulterior motive?
0822cb No.2338209
>>2338208
I don't have an unkind bone in my body.
I'm happier when other people are happy.
You could name that a reason for me to be nice, but calling it an ulterior motive seems... wrong.
6c90c6 No.2338210
>>2338209
You're happy when others are happy? What's in it for you?
0822cb No.2338211
>>2338210
There doesn't need to be anything in it for me.
6c90c6 No.2338212
>>2338211
But what do you get out of it?
0822cb No.2338213
>>2338212
What do you mean?
632a04 No.2338214
This just in. BC so retarded the concept of kindness eludes them.
6c90c6 No.2338215
>>2338213
What do you get out of being happy when others are happy?
0822cb No.2338216
>>2338215
>What do you get out of being happy
....
Wait.
Are you saying happiness doesn't have value when you're not HAPPIER than others?
0822cb No.2338218
>>2338217
I've got terrible selfworth. I don't value myself much. I don't need to get much out of things.
6c90c6 No.2338219
>>2338218
I have to go...
You should stop lying to yourself... bye
632a04 No.2338220
It's incredible how disingenuous BC is.
0822cb No.2338221
>>2338219
Pfft.
I wish I could stop thinking like this. I go to therapy mainly for this.
It's less bad than it was.
Cya
0822cb No.2338222
>>2338220
BC is.. an enigma to me.
One I ain't gonna think about to hard.
But one I like talking to.
632a04 No.2338223
>>2338222
To each their own.
I just can't get behind such a fake personality.
Sup with you 40?
0822cb No.2338224
>>2338223
I understand how ya feel, but BC is probably more interesting to talk to than someone like me.
I'm alright. My sleeping is... like that of a normal humans, and it SUCKS.
Probably should go get food. How are you?
Actually. I am gonna get food. I'll be right back.
632a04 No.2338225
>>2338224
Man, I'd rather talk to a real personality. There's enough fake ass idiots here.
I'm doing alright. Just chilling before work.
I'll be waiting.
6a417e No.2338226
waits to see what cookie boy got for foods
55613f No.2338227
I'm not fake I'm just an idiot
632a04 No.2338228
>>2338226
*Nibbles on you*
6a417e No.2338229
>>2338228
No bites! Toy! Toy!
That's what I said to my puppy when she was nibblin' me as a baby. Then I replaced my hand with a toy. ♥
Hello~
632a04 No.2338230
>>2338229
Hewwo! how r u~!
0822cb No.2338231
>>2338226
Ketjap Cha Sui!
Good stuff!
>>2338225
I hope the wait was short enough.
I don't know how many people here are 'fake', though.
I don't tend to think of people that way.
0822cb No.2338232
>>2338229
*pat*
Have this btw.
6a417e No.2338233
>>2338230
I'm a little grouchy 'cause I got woken up early by a crazy lady.
About 6 AM, someone started tapping really loudly on our front door. When I answered, a woman with a little dog said, "Hi! I'm Jenny! I'm just wanted to introduce myself."
I legit frowned at her for a moment and asked, "Are you new to the neighborhood?"
"Nope! Just wanted to introduce myself!"
Then she walked to the next house and started banging on their door too.
Uuugh.
>>2338231
Yummm! Are you still sleepy boy?
632a04 No.2338234
>>2338231
I feel like if you aren't genuine in at least the majority of your interactions here then it's best to avoid someone. I don't care if people dislike me, but don't pretend to like me. Be honest. Joke around, sure, but keep it on occasions.
>>2338233
I think you can legally murder her for that.
0822cb No.2338235
>>2338233
I'm kinda dizzy and I don't know why!
Maybe it's sleepy, maybe it's something else!
Probably not Maybeline.
0822cb No.2338237
>>2338233
>About 6 AM, someone started tapping really loudly on our front door.
>"Nope! Just wanted to introduce myself!"
WHAT THE FUCK
6a417e No.2338238
>>2338234
>>2338237
I'm gonna find the refrigerator box she lives in and pound on the door when she's trying to sleep off her next bender. >:(
>>2338235
Cookie, maybe you need more water. In fact, I'm almost 100% sure you need more water.
>>2338236
I'm always nice! ^o^
0822cb No.2338239
>>2338234
Do you think many people do that here? Pretend to like one another?
0822cb No.2338241
>>2338240
I wonder. I can't think of many I'd think that of.
6a417e No.2338243
>>2338242
You can't point to ONE instance in which I've been mean.
Not one!
0822cb No.2338244
>>2338243
So many times. SO many times.
91b94c No.2338246
0822cb No.2338247
>>2338245
You know I love you.
But you're a bully.
6a417e No.2338248
Y'all are some floofin' mooferfloofers!
632a04 No.2338250
>5 for 5 wins in the new ranked season
UwU
e6a211 No.2338253
6ce925 No.2338254
>>2338250
5 wins to bronze 5.
632a04 No.2338255
>Normie
Who was that kid who use to scream that at everyone?
Posted a too who character.