5bddb6 No.2338251
moderately uncommon qt bread, because 303 images
scanner post booze edition
dd5656 No.2338256
If your computer can't handle 800 image threads then you should be culled.
79f215 No.2338257
Isn't the maximum mnumber of replies 750?
a4d8ea No.2338258
>>2338256
It caps at 750 tho-
79f215 No.2338260
>>2338259
Cull the server, not us
dd5656 No.2338262
>>2338260
I don't have such power.
a4d8ea No.2338263
>>2338259
Alright, load up Squash, we're going to vet to put you down.
>>2338261
Hi.
79f215 No.2338264
>>2338262
Then we'll have to cull y-
79f215 No.2338265
dd5656 No.2338266
>>2338263
FUCK YOU IM NOT GOING TO THE VET
c8ef67 No.2338268
a4d8ea No.2338269
>>2338266
You're late on distemper and heartworm, you gotta go.
>>2338267
Pretty okay I guess. Putting off obligations and responsibilities I signed up for. How's you?
dd5656 No.2338270
>>2338269
WELL HOW ABOUT I BITE YOU?
5bddb6 No.2338271
zup nezi
>>2338256
>>2338257
i thought the convention was 600/300+ on here
79f215 No.2338272
>>2338271
750 replies is the actual limit of the thread, no new replies after 750
That may be the convention, but Squash said 800 images, it's not actually possible to achieve that many
754ad1 No.2338273
>>2338269
late for work by a couple hours
haven't been feeling good lately, might have a stomach ulcer
>>2338271
henlo
a4d8ea No.2338274
>>2338270
My dog actually did bite me the other week trying to take him to the vet.
>>2338273
Mistakes were made?
Ouch.
dd5656 No.2338275
>>2338274
Take him for what?
a4d8ea No.2338276
>>2338275
Dunno. Something's wrong with his back and hips, so he would just sit on the floor and cry and whine in pain, unable to move. Of course, get him to the vet and suddenly he's fine and they can't find anything wrong with him, so they just stock him up on pain meds and hope for the best.
dd5656 No.2338277
>>2338276
He won't be put down?
a4d8ea No.2338278
>>2338277
Not yet. He's only like nine or ten, and with the daily meds he seems to be just fine and happy. In fact a little too fine and happy, he's kinda more active than maybe he should be if something really is wrong.
754ad1 No.2338279
>>2338274
eh
haven't been sleeping normal cause i'm not feeling good
gonna show up for the second shift later
dd5656 No.2338280
>>2338278
I shall wish him well.
a4d8ea No.2338281
>>2338279
Sorry you aren't, I know it's difficult for you often.
>>2338280
Thank you.
754ad1 No.2338282
>>2338281
i was sleeping fine before i went to the ER
also had to stop taking my pain meds so potentially more pain now :\
a4d8ea No.2338283
>>2338282
Had to stop taking the painkillers because of the ulcer, or...?
5bddb6 No.2338284
>>2338272
aah
>>2338273
id ask whats good but apparently not much :/
how come youre late?
754ad1 No.2338285
>>2338283
yeah, long term NSAID use can cause ulcers apparently
>>2338284
me no feel good
a79664 No.2338286
I'll put the lot of you down.
5bddb6 No.2338291
>>2338285
you alright man?
a4d8ea No.2338292
>>2338285
I thought they were an infection.
>>2338286
What caliber for /animus/?
a79664 No.2338293
>>2338292
Shit don't need anything more than a 9 mm carbine for animus. Nobody here can fight back.
dd5656 No.2338295
>>2338293
I feel like I could hold my own against you.
a79664 No.2338297
>>2338294
No smiling.
>>2338295
Do you have guns and are you somewhat proficient with them?
a4d8ea No.2338298
>>2338293
>9 mm carbine
I knew you were a closet homosexual, but Jesus Christ dude, c'mon...
dd5656 No.2338299
>>2338297
I don't own one, but I do know how to use a rifle.
a79664 No.2338300
>>2338298
I'm not fucking wasting any higher caliber of ammo for this place. It ain't worth it.
>>2338299
It does you no good if you don't have one.
754ad1 No.2338301
>>2338291
i hope i am
>>2338292
>sores in the stomach lining
dd5656 No.2338302
>>2338300
I have other expenses to worry about.
Kind of stoked though that so far off 2 of my W-2's im getting over a grand and a half back.
5bddb6 No.2338303
9a19d5 No.2338307
I got myself a chinese curry, hope this cures the hangover.
e328dd No.2338308
9a19d5 No.2338309
>>2338308
I don't have a camera. Is fucking good though. Roast duck.
e328dd No.2338311
>>2338309
that does sound fucking delicious. might get one with the bf when hes back in a few days. roast duck, man does that sound good.
9a19d5 No.2338312
>>2338310
I don't have a camera but it's called Cheung Wah. Lemme see if it's on google.
a4cf91 No.2338313
have memes gone too far, more at 11
9a19d5 No.2338314
Post your chinese, boyos.
e2c1f3 No.2338316
>>2338314
Been going here since I was born
e2c1f3 No.2338320
>>2338319
-runs my fingers on your tummy- .////.
e2c1f3 No.2338322
>>2338321
Ugh stop posting food I can't eat
9a19d5 No.2338323
>>2338316
Looks good.
>>2338317
Oh baby, that gives me a little chub.
754ad1 No.2338326
>>2338323
it's like $6.50 i think
9a19d5 No.2338327
>>2338324
Did you mean now me or no me?
How's your day been?
e328dd No.2338328
9a19d5 No.2338329
>>2338326
That's a good bloody price.
I want a can of coke but I can't be arsed walking out to get one.
07c8ca No.2338330
I thought Nezi wasn't fat anymore
e2c1f3 No.2338331
>>2338325
I can eat the fries and ice cream :3
>>2338327
no you, cute
e2c1f3 No.2338332
>>2338330
I want to carve his tummy into ribbons
394821 No.2338334
twinks anonymous e-groups
9a19d5 No.2338336
>>2338331
Can you get me a can of coke? ;w;
e2c1f3 No.2338338
>>2338336
Cocaine?
>>2338337
don't be lewd ._.,
9a19d5 No.2338339
>>2338337
Yeah, really fucking thirsty, I'm off out.
>>2338338
Cocaine doesn't come in cans, silly.
d14d02 No.2338340
Blood-chan is a precious princess
07c8ca No.2338341
>>2338332
I recoiled in embarrassment from reading this statement.
9a19d5 No.2338343
Didn't get coke, I got Relentless Energy Drinks. One cherry and one apple kiwi, thought I'd treat myself instead of getting the 30p crap that I usually drink.
d14d02 No.2338344
>>2338342
Remember all the good times of u e-murdering each other
>>2338343
Energy drinks r bad Luka drinks
9a19d5 No.2338345
>>2338344
Yeah, I know they're bad for me, plus I have a high risk of developing diabetes.
d14d02 No.2338347
>>2338345
I'm drinking vodka in water because I'm gay
9a19d5 No.2338348
>>2338347
I tried vodka before, I can see why people drink it, you can hardly taste it in Dr.Pepper.
07c8ca No.2338349
9a19d5 No.2338350
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Check this out, it's a fucking £925 kebab.
I'd probably try one on my deathbed.
394821 No.2338351
>>2338348
some vodka, especially the cheap stuff, feels like broken glass going down the semen pipe.
e328dd No.2338352
grouse and lemon is a fucking solid combo
9a19d5 No.2338353
>>2338351
Ooof, sounds rough then. I'm loading up Tropico 4 and I don't know which president to pick.
3ecef3 No.2338354
d14d02 No.2338355
>>2338348
This is the first time I actually bought a bottle of it in a long time
I usually get whiskey
>>2338349
Rude
>>2338354
Nezi filtered me and Erin
U jelly?
9a19d5 No.2338356
>>2338355
Rum is my choice of poison. I might just get vodka next week, don't know where they sell it in Aldi.
Do they have fish and chips shops in America?
79f215 No.2338357
>>2338354
That's kind of gey
3ecef3 No.2338358
>>2338355
Lmao, of course. That cripple is autism. How you achieve that?
d14d02 No.2338359
>>2338356
Not that I know of, but that's on the menu at some places ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2338358
I dug up bad posts he made a month ago and we argued with him about them
3ecef3 No.2338360
e2c1f3 No.2338361
>>2338339
You want some or not?
>>2338340
She's not...
>>2338341
why is that?
are the urges coming back to you~?
>>2338346
please stop
>>2338347
>I'm drinking vodka in water
i had 4 shots and it knocked me out just now..
>>2338354
:3
d14d02 No.2338362
>>2338360
Ones where he was suggesting forced conversion therapy for trans people might be a good idea >>2309262
>>2338361
She is
Don't start drinking too often :3
38b21a No.2338363
-yawns and curls up under his blue blanket. Doesn't want to cook dinner-
d14d02 No.2338364
>>2338363
Eat 12 sticks of string cheese
9a19d5 No.2338365
>>2338359
Yeah, I'm craving fish and chips, got this chip shop called 'The Nelson'. Would totes give you a tour around Liverpool if you ever visit here.
>>2338361
Nah, cocaine is not for me. I prefer weed and ecstasy.
3ecef3 No.2338366
>>2338362
Lmfao
He is literally a garbage can on fire 😂😂😂
d14d02 No.2338367
>>2338365
Fish and chips is pretty good
Okay I guess if I go to the UK I'll meet up with u after I fuck Kamuu
38b21a No.2338368
>>2338364
:< -thinks that's too much cheese-
e2c1f3 No.2338369
>>2338362
she's a drunk...
>>2338363
COOK ME DINNER NOWWWWWWW
-tries to pull the blanket from you-
>>2338365
Don't be a pussy we can do it together
9a19d5 No.2338370
>>2338367
Yeah, I'll show you all the best places to go. There is this place called Alma De Cuba which is a church converted into a resturant. It's really nice. They got tapas and other spanish stuff.
>>2338369
Well I don't wanna be called a pussy when it comes to drugs. Bring it on then. They say cocaine is a rich man's drug.
38b21a No.2338371
>>2338369
-SQUEAKS! And makes you breaded chicken cutlets in tomato sauce with melted cheese-
d14d02 No.2338372
>>2338366
Whether or not we should euthanize Nezi is not something I am comfortable deciding on myself
I'm iffy about it
>>2338368
It's good tho
>>2338369
Are u actually drunk or are u pretend internet drunk
>>2338370
>church converted into a resturant
We have a pretty good restaurant like that downtown here
I don't think I've ever had Spanish food 🤔
3ecef3 No.2338373
>>2338372
It is the utilitarian thing to do.
9a19d5 No.2338374
>>2338372
I think I had paella, which was good. I never tried Mexican food before and when I had my first burrito it felt my tastebuds were in orgasm.
3ecef3 No.2338375
I live spanish food, odel passo is my favourite.
e2c1f3 No.2338376
>>2338370
stop writing so much
>>2338371
I can't eat bread...
why are you trying to kill me again?
>>2338372
I'm pretending.
I only drank the smol bottle of bacardi a few weeks ago to see how it feels to be tipsy and stuff. I haven't had a drink since. I buy the bottles cuz I think they look pretty. I only find Hennessy bottles here
e2c1f3 No.2338377
>>2338375
you must also love taking big disgusting shits too
38b21a No.2338378
-hides under his blanket-
8b04d7 No.2338379
>>2338375
spanish people live for food, it's pretty crazy
e2c1f3 No.2338380
>>2338378
-fucking finds you-
9a19d5 No.2338381
>>2338376
I can't help it. I just have a lot to say. ;w;
9a19d5 No.2338383
>>2338382
I don't think I could ever shorten my sentences.
I may go to bed soon though.
What's your favourite food?
e328dd No.2338384
i may have drank too quickly
e2c1f3 No.2338385
>>2338383
my favorite food is you
>>2338384
cum?
79f215 No.2338386
>>2338384
The only way to do it
9a19d5 No.2338387
>>2338385
I'd like to be eaten when I die.
a79664 No.2338389
A nap makes things so much better.
79f215 No.2338390
9a19d5 No.2338391
>>2338388
Making noodles. Want some?
I heard that the human hand is the best tasting part of the body.
8b04d7 No.2338392
>>2338390
naps are actually super duper bad for your sleep schedule
79f215 No.2338393
>>2338392
Sleep in general is horrible
8b04d7 No.2338394
>>2338393
sleep is okay until you wake up
e2c1f3 No.2338395
>>2338389
Tiny Chinese toilets haha
>>2338391
i'll suck the flesh off your fingers~
79f215 No.2338396
>>2338394
Being asleep is bad, awake is bad but better
a79664 No.2338397
>>2338390
You're fucking horrible!
>>2338395
Yes?
9a19d5 No.2338398
>>2338395
Hot.
Be sure to season me properly.
79f215 No.2338399
e2c1f3 No.2338400
>>2338397
hm~?
>>2338398
No season, I like my flesh raw
8b04d7 No.2338401
>>2338396
I never wanna sleep but when I wake up, I just wanna sleep more
do you nap often?
79f215 No.2338402
e2c1f3 No.2338403
>>2338401
Who are you -stare-
a79664 No.2338404
>>2338399
Good.
>>2338400
What about them?
8b04d7 No.2338405
>>2338403
nyot telling you
9a19d5 No.2338407
>>2338400
You mad man. Not even a honey glaze will do you?
bbc351 No.2338408
prosciutto on ciabatta with provolone
spinach, pepperoncini, and bruschetta
lightly toasted in a pan on both sides
bbc351 No.2338409
.. and if you're a monster, add a thick line of german brown mustard, scharf, and pretend you're Hitler shitting all over Italy.
e2c1f3 No.2338410
>>2338404
they're just really smol
my butt can suck it all up
>>2338405
awh... alright...
>>2338406
mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2338407
nowai... I don't want to cover your taste~
bbc351 No.2338411
>>2338410
abortion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
e2c1f3 No.2338412
>>2338411
-survives- mommy i love you!
8b04d7 No.2338413
>>2338410
/pet
how are you doing?
bbc351 No.2338414
>>2338412
go commit uninstall life
a79664 No.2338415
>>2338410
That is awful lewd.
9a19d5 No.2338416
>>2338408
nnnnh, sounds so good. I don't even know what those things are but sounds delicious.
>>2338410
awwww, I guess I'd taste delicious if I don't need seasoning. Just reminded me, I need hot sauce and garlic.
bbc351 No.2338417
>>2338416
well firstly prosciutto is a salt-cured ham.. it lasts a long time and is good in a dry environment.
ciabatta's a bread,
provolone's a cheese,
pepperoncini is a nice 15,000-30,000 scoville hot pepper,
bruschetta is tomatoes, basil, garlic, olive oil sauce..
I know I'm missing an ingredient here, and I know it's a spread sauce.. I'll think of it.
e2c1f3 No.2338418
>>2338413
ow...
your e-hands are oddly soft....
i'm doing alright... I think
What about you?
>>2338414
I will not! I live for you, I love you!
>>2338415
my butt is too big v.v
>>2338416
I want to chop you up and prepare many dishes with your meat
8b04d7 No.2338420
>>2338418
I'll take that as a compliment..
a little stressed because exams but otherwise okay! looking forward to a lazy sunday
a79664 No.2338421
>>2338418
Again, this is getting way too lewd.
9a19d5 No.2338422
>>2338417
Mmmmh, sounds like a hearty meal. Usually I have soup with a sandwich but you don't need it because you got bruschetta.
I just ate 2 packets of cheap curry noodles, I never get myself any fancy shit. I might make myself a cup of fruit tea since I don't have any milk for normal tea.
>>2338418
Probably the best thing I could ever do is to be a perfect meal. I'm useless like that.
How are you gonna cook me? Oven bake? Fry or boil?
bbc351 No.2338423
>>2338422
you should start buying udon and shanghai noodles, boil them for soups or make stir fry with them. very delicious if you let them soak up some soy sauce with vegetable oil.
add whatever you like, chopped chicken, veggies, seafood (shredded imitation crab is perfect for udon)
for soups, just have some dashi soup stock, or authentic miso which doesn't go bad for years.
bbc351 No.2338425
the other day I had hot sake in my room, because I put the bottle in front of a space heater fan and it got nice and warm!
e2c1f3 No.2338426
>>2338420
ohhhh exams are fun, how could you be stressed about that?
will you study tmrw too?
>>2338421
Oh sorry. I don't really think its lewd at all
>>2338422
I'm going to prepare you in many different ways, stew, fried, grounded, etc~
9a19d5 No.2338427
>>2338423
>>2338423
Don't know where to get those in my hometown, I probably have to travel to Liverpool for the chinese supermarket. They do some weird drinks there, I love it. My favourite drink is Aloe Vera juice. Yeah, I need to eat more veggies.
I got a wok for stir frying, I usually get these fajita packet things that have chicken and veggies in them.
9a19d5 No.2338428
>>2338426
Yay! Now I will amount to something!
bbc351 No.2338430
yo dawg, I herd yo and yo dawg like yo-yos, so we put yo dawg and yo dawg's yo-yo in a yo-yo so you can yo-yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo-yo's
8b04d7 No.2338431
>>2338426
it's part of the exam experience I think..
what are you going to do tomorrow?
e2c1f3 No.2338432
>>2338428
How do you want to be prepared?
>>2338430
Mom how are you?
bbc351 No.2338433
>>2338429
I watched that, it was decent.
Samurai Champloo is a better series.
< 石風呂 (music)
bbc351 No.2338434
>>2338432
holy shit.
what is that anime?
e2c1f3 No.2338435
>>2338431
-giggles- i was always excited for exams, it's a lot of fun to challenge myself
>>2338433
no spoilers!
9a19d5 No.2338436
>>2338432
I think with a pint of lager. I'd actually would like to be in a pie.
e2c1f3 No.2338437
>>2338434
I think its in the filename
e2c1f3 No.2338438
>>2338436
yummy, I love pie
bbc351 No.2338440
Seems there's several seasons of Yozakura Quartet.. might be something to digest
e2c1f3 No.2338441
>>2338439
ew girls shouldn't have hair. Its okay for guys but just a lil
8b04d7 No.2338442
>>2338435
you didn't tell me yet what you're going to do tomorrow!
bbc351 No.2338444
>>2338443
I like the conjurer idea. rest sounds fun?
9a19d5 No.2338445
>>2338438
I need to eat more pie to be honest.
Don't wanna go to bed. ;-;
e2c1f3 No.2338446
>>2338442
Hmm...
Tmrw :thinking:
hm....
I'll probably walk my dog around the block... and lock myself up in my room until I'm hungry... then I'll go to the kitchen... and quickly return to my room :/
>>2338444
I have not seen them all v_v
I just want you to return home
>>2338445
pie gud!
Don't sleep... stay up... :<
bbc351 No.2338447
is it bad that I'm rewatching that clip and laughing when she conjures a 747 and flies it into the stone monster?
e2c1f3 No.2338448
>>2338447
its a bit of OCD, yes
9a19d5 No.2338451
>>2338446
I'll stay up for a little while longer. Tommorow I gotta play more Tropico 4 and do my homework.
Gotta get some missions done so I know how to play.
a79664 No.2338452
>>2338426
Making me think of your butt.....
e2c1f3 No.2338453
>>2338451
Lol you do homework? How old are you even :p
Is Tropico 4 fun?
Please don't write a lot
8b04d7 No.2338454
>>2338446
that sounds kind of comfy, what's the name of your doggo?
e2c1f3 No.2338456
>>2338452
oh!
I'm sorry, yeah a lot of people complement it when I go outside, its really embarrassing
>>2338454
i have two doggos
Oreo and Muffin
Muffin doesn't like to go outside so I only walk Oreo :/
I had 3 but one died last year, her name is Cookie
Yes I name my dogs after foods
9a19d5 No.2338458
>>2338453
I'm trying not to write a lot.
I do homework for a Teacher's Assisstant course.
Tropico 4 is alright, it's a good city building game. I wanted to get Tropico 6 but my computer can't run it on recommended settings.
a79664 No.2338460
>>2338456
You should post it, get other people's opinion
e2c1f3 No.2338462
>>2338458
please do not write a lot...
Is it like math homework or some shit?
Why not just play RUST? You build shit
>>2338460
nowai its embarrassing..
>>2338461
i love yyou mom <3
e2c1f3 No.2338463
i typo when i get excited... I should drink more
8b04d7 No.2338464
>>2338456
sorry to hear Cookie died :c
naming them after food is kinda cute though, you seem to be a sweet tooth
9a19d5 No.2338465
>>2338462
Ok, I'll try.
No, I have to write about what the school does in emergency situations, like a fire or a medical emergency,
My computer can't run Rust, and I can't build shit because people keep killing me.
a79664 No.2338467
>>2338462
Why? You're among friends here.
e2c1f3 No.2338468
>>2338464
;~;
oh I remember we had a boy dog named Fido. Typical dog name... So I would only call him Biscuit... my mom hated it hehe
e2c1f3 No.2338469
>>2338465
you're writing a lot again...
What will you teach as a teacher?
>>2338467
only erio has seen my butt, he's the one I trust the most
e2c1f3 No.2338471
9a19d5 No.2338472
>>2338469
Come on, that's not a lot. It's just a few sentences.
And I don't think I'll be a teacher yet, but a teacher's assisstant supporting the learning.
I would like to become a uni tutor though.
e2c1f3 No.2338474
File: fccf17a97c2dd27⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 5.48 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Naruto Shippuden OST 3 - P….mp4)
e2c1f3 No.2338475
>>2338472
What will you teach? >:(
8b04d7 No.2338477
>>2338468
Biscuit is a way better name than Fido tbh ^^
I wish I could have a doggo but the place I'm living at is just way to small unfortunately..
9a19d5 No.2338478
>>2338475
I'd like to teach Media and Communication in Uni level.
e2c1f3 No.2338479
>>2338477
:o!
I have chihuahuas!
They're very smol and fit in my smol apartment~
Chihuahuas are inside dogs so you have to walk them at least 3 times a week and they love cuddles
who are you v.v
>>2338478
That's stupid you should teach math
07c8ca No.2338480
I fucking hate those little rat dogs
9a19d5 No.2338481
>>2338479
But I'm shit at math.
I'm better at English.
bbc351 No.2338482
>>2338480
they're terrible. they yap and shit and piss and eat money.
bbc351 No.2338483
like, just get a fucking cat.
it shits in a box and leaves you alone.
e2c1f3 No.2338484
>>2338480
how can you hate dogs you sociopath??????????????
>>2338481
Everyone speak English in England.
Make math your best subject and teach that~
But I guess Media and Communication are the future....
e2c1f3 No.2338486
>>2338485
I'm starting to get drained....
bbc351 No.2338487
>>2338484
I think having a genetically-selected dog such as a pug or any miniature breeds is pretty sociopathic in the sense that these breeds will have inherent health problems, defects, propensity for disease and shortened lifespans.
Get a real dog, like a Border Collie if you want a companion that's smart, affectionate, and friendly. :c
8b04d7 No.2338488
>>2338479
my apartment is like 300 square feet(?)..
I often have free time in the evenings and mornings so I could take a doggo for walks, but isn't that way too small still?
why do you wanna know..
bbc351 No.2338489
only idiots have a dog as an accessory.
e2c1f3 No.2338492
>>2338487
You write too much
My chihuahua lived for 17 years and never showed any health problems...
Her puppies are doing just fine too
I can't get a "real dog" cuz I live in a smol apartment. Ima go, you made me feel bad
>>2338488
300 square feet is huge!
>compared to what I live in.............
But I live in NYC and everything is smol here :/
You should upgrade to somewhere huge!
Chihuahuas can be trained to pee in the bathroom in the tub, or on a wee wee pad...
i'm sorry i'll respect your privacy.. you don't have to tell me...
I'm going to cuddle muffin under my blanket now cuz chiri made me feel bad again...
bye.. good luck with your exam!
>>2338490
asshat...
>>2338491
i'm drained.. I need a break from social interaction... bye4now
07c8ca No.2338497
Literally just want to watch this gif to music
a79664 No.2338498
Get your hands off the girl,
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
e2c1f3 No.2338499
muffin doesn't want to cuddle me anymore and went to the end of my bed to sleep
a79664 No.2338500
I thought you were going to bed.
a79664 No.2338502
Perhaps I was wrong? I do not claim to be perfect all the time.
e2c1f3 No.2338503
>>2338502
I demand you be perfect all the time.
38b21a No.2338504
-stretches on the chair and rolls over under his blanket- -v-
e2c1f3 No.2338505
>>2338504
-pets your butt-
a79664 No.2338506
>>2338503
Yes ma'am.
>>2338504
-Slides over a glass of Earl Grey-
e2c1f3 No.2338507
>>2338506
-puts a shot of absinthe up in that Err Gay-
Good boy~
a79664 No.2338508
>>2338507
Seriously though, bc, how old are you?
e2c1f3 No.2338509
>>2338508
I stopped counted after 100 trillion years
38b21a No.2338510
>>2338505
-turns around. Heads are for petting-
>>2338506
-sips- ^-^
a79664 No.2338511
>>2338509
You have a long list of severe mental issues. You know that, right?
>>2338510
Excellent. Let me know when you get tipsy.
e2c1f3 No.2338512
>>2338510
-thought your butt was your head and goes to pet your head through the blanket-
>>2338511
Of course you wouldn't believe me...
38b21a No.2338513
a79664 No.2338514
>>2338512
That's a tall order to believe. And add in the lack of empathy thing I mean.. .
>>2338513
Bc put some absinthe in that.
e2c1f3 No.2338515
>>2338513
I want to pet your butt
e2c1f3 No.2338516
>>2338514
what exactly is empathy
38b21a No.2338518
>>2338514
-doesn't drink-
>>2338515
-turns back around-
a79664 No.2338519
>>2338518
Hey don't blame me. I didn't do it. I just wanted to give you some tea.
e2c1f3 No.2338520
>>2338517
I don't wanna click that yet, lemme switch computers...
>>2338518
-pets your back-
how are you feeling physically?
38b21a No.2338521
a79664 No.2338522
>>2338520
Fair enough. It's nothing special. Just drunk.
e2c1f3 No.2338523
>>2338521
were you super busy again?
-massages your shoulders-
>>2338522
what is empathy exactly?
e2c1f3 No.2338524
>>2338522
I want to listen but my brother followed me to the living room...
a79664 No.2338525
>>2338523
Essentially it is trying to relate to other animals. For instance, you wouldn't want to be drowned, so you don't drown others.
a79664 No.2338526
>>2338524
It's just 30 seconds of a song, don't worry about it.
38b21a No.2338527
>>2338523
-shakes head nu. Just doesn't sleep well- -v-
e2c1f3 No.2338528
>>2338525
Oh... I understand putting myself in their shoes...
>>2338526
you should very competent for a DRUNK
e2c1f3 No.2338529
>>2338527
Ohhh have you tried Sleepy Tyme tea?
-really digs my fingers into your shoulder for a deep massage- <3
a79664 No.2338530
>>2338528
But you don't live your life by that way of thinking?
I am used to being drunk.
e2c1f3 No.2338531
>>2338530
I used to when I was really little
38b21a No.2338532
>>2338529
^-^ <3
-doesn't but is going to go to sleep soon anyway. Hopefully won't be woken up tonight-
a79664 No.2338533
>>2338531
Why do you no longer? It seems like the natural and fairest way to live, if not the nicest. The golden rule, despite the cliche aspect of it, is sounds. To a point.
0ef2a3 No.2338534
I exist. Your day just got better.
a79664 No.2338535
Don't know who you are, so you are wrong. It got worse, if anything.
e2c1f3 No.2338536
>>2338532
<3
oh my gosh I hope you sleep well...
please get as comfy as you can <3
>>2338533
I simply don't know how to do it anymore
I've tried years of therapy... The only person I care for is my dad
>>2338534
-huggle squish-
you're soft too...
38b21a No.2338537
>>2338536
-curls up beside you-
a79664 No.2338538
>>2338536
Then why do you care if I am your friend?
e2c1f3 No.2338539
>>2338537
-places kiss on your forehead-
only on your forehead cuz I have a bf now
e2c1f3 No.2338540
>>2338538
because i'm still holding onto hope
a79664 No.2338542
>>2338540
Hope of what?
>>2338541
Not sure. Some thot. Looks like I have seen them before though somewhere.
e3f086 No.2338543
fedor emilianenko is gonna fight ryan bader soon
who do you think is gonna win?
e2c1f3 No.2338544
>>2338542
Hope of actually caring for someone else
It looks like a trap! Delete!
e2c1f3 No.2338545
File: ecb02c0f59dd92a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.45 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20190122-231514.png)
a79664 No.2338546
>>2338544
Why do you think I would be helpful in that situation? You don't know me.
Yeah, I think it is, to be honest. That doe boy.
e2c1f3 No.2338549
>>2338546
baka, i would like to get to know you
you still talk to me even after knowing my hobby
i think you're worth knowing
e2c1f3 No.2338550
>>2338547
you should be in porn
e3f086 No.2338551
>>2338548
only from the waist down
a79664 No.2338552
>>2338549
You calling it your hobby makes me more than a little hesitant to even continue talking to you. Cats are one thing, but if you ever killed a dog in front of me I would brutally kill you in as painful a way as I could manage.
>>2338551
So that dick is not black.
e3f086 No.2338553
>>2338550
you're just saying nice things...you don't mean that
e3f086 No.2338554
>>2338552
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
a79664 No.2338555
>>2338554
Look, either you are or you aren't I don't care which, but that dick is clearly white.
e2c1f3 No.2338556
>>2338552
that's so hot ><
you wouldn't kill me... you're lying...
>>2338553
you should dong little Asian girls with that big dick!!
e3f086 No.2338557
>>2338555
I'm white.........
e3f086 No.2338558
>>2338556
asians don't like foreigners though
a79664 No.2338559
>>2338556
No, I am not. Don't test me on this. Dogs are the reason I am not lying in a ditch right now. I have no qualms about torturing a killer of dogs. Would not even feel the slightest bit bad. Just deserts.
>>2338557
Well don't I feel like an asshole.
e3f086 No.2338560
>>2338559
LOL WHY DID YOU TIHNK I WAS BLACK
e2c1f3 No.2338561
>>2338558
that's true...
But I think they would like you, you're nice
>>2338559
but its just a dog, i don't understand.
A human life is more valuable than any dog that has lived or ever will live
e3f086 No.2338562
>>2338561
Tch..................If you think I'm just a foolish kid ruled by his emotions, that's fine. Following Itachi's path would have been too childish, the whispering of fools who don't know hatred. If anyone else tries to ridicule the way I live, I'll slaughter everyone they ever cared about. And then maybe they'll understand what it's like to taste... a little of my hatred
e2c1f3 No.2338563
>>2338562
Itachi-sama did it for the good of the Leaf!
a79664 No.2338564
>>2338560
I don't want to really about it.
>>2338561
I would not agree. There are plenty of Holland who do not even deserve the death of a dog. Human value is not static.
0ef2a3 No.2338565
>>2338536
Oh wow keep doing that and you'll turn GAY
0ef2a3 No.2338567
Bard isn't black?
call the cops, I don't believe it
e2c1f3 No.2338568
>>2338564
What about people like Squish who literally rapes dogs?
>>2338565
Big gay?
e3f086 No.2338569
>>2338567
does everyone think I'm black.....?
0ef2a3 No.2338570
>>2338568
You'll end up not liking dicks and only liking pussy.
e2c1f3 No.2338571
I found Bard having sex with Erin
e2c1f3 No.2338572
>>2338570
That's never going to happen
0ef2a3 No.2338573
>>2338572
It's more likely than you think.
You'll betray your masters to go chase some bitchy bitch's cunt.
e2c1f3 No.2338574
>>2338573
Never. I rather die than betray Kanra-sama
0ef2a3 No.2338575
>>2338574
What if Kanra gets raped and turned into a sissy?
e3f086 No.2338576
brb injecting kanras ass with my masculine black sperm
e2c1f3 No.2338577
>>2338575
hmm that's a good question...
I really don't know
I see Kanra as a God
e3f086 No.2338579
>>2338578
Sheeeit nigga you don't gotta be shy
a79664 No.2338580
>>2338566
Sorry.
>>2338568
From what I understand, the dog rapes him.
I also don't agree with that, and my cognitive dissonance allows me to ignore it. Dog killing is another topic.
0ef2a3 No.2338581
>>2338577
Don't become too dependent.
e2c1f3 No.2338583
Goodnight...
>>2338579
no one rapes master..
>>2338580
I'm sorry if I offended you...
I don't understand why anyone would put value in an... animal.
Most people are animals too... You don't have to put worth into things that are worthless. Its a choice you make on your own
>>2338581
too late...
i know Kanra is too dominate to be a sissy-cake
0ef2a3 No.2338584
>>2338583
That's what you think.
Good slep.
a79664 No.2338585
>>2338583
And yet you assume there is value in human life.
Humans are nothing special. They are just animals.This is the last thing I say to you. I can't abide anybody who actively kills dogs as a friend. I wish you well.
e3f086 No.2338586
just got out of the shower
ama
3c538e No.2338588
>>2338586
Did you use soap ?
e3f086 No.2338589
>>2338588
yes i used 3 different kinds of soap 2 shampoos and 2 conditioners
now that I'm a neet showers are fun and relaxing
e3f086 No.2338590
>>2338587
my twintail loli can't be this cute
3c538e No.2338592
>>2338589
But thats 4 not three
e3f086 No.2338594
>>2338592
I used redken liquid body soap and 2 kinds of axe body soaps that are in there and then i used 2 matching shamppoos and conditioners, i think they are tresemm and uhhh
olay or something
what do you use stinky
3c538e No.2338596
>>2338594
dove
I don't stink
a4d8ea No.2338597
>>2338593
Close enough.
I think Bard is ignoring me, I just want to tell him I'm sorry.
3c538e No.2338598
>>2338597
What did you do ?
b7610a No.2338599
>>2338597
Well telling me to passively tell him is surely going to fix the problem.
a4d8ea No.2338600
>>2338598
Told him he's worthless.
>>2338599
Maybe. Or I could passively double down and see where it goes.
But uh - hi Goggles.
3c538e No.2338601
>>2338600
And you said I wasn't cute
faggot
b7610a No.2338603
>>2338600
Whatup specs, you got a boyfriend?
I bet he doesn't kiss ya!!
3c538e No.2338604
>>2338602
We all know thats not true
a4d8ea No.2338607
>>2338601
Naaah. Did I?
>>2338603
Mwah!
b7610a No.2338608
>>2338607
jokes on you, I ain't into nerds!
3c538e No.2338609
>>2338606
Everyone with a brain knows
>>2338607
Yeah you did
it was heart breaking
b7610a No.2338610
d58084 No.2338611
>>2338609
that doesnt answer what i said
3c538e No.2338612
>>2338611
Only high IQ people can understand.
d58084 No.2338613
>>2338612
is it because you have cute in your name
3c538e No.2338614
>>2338613
The leader of cute gang
Truly a genius
a4d8ea No.2338615
>>2338608
same tbh
>>2338609
Well you know what they say about the truth...
3c538e No.2338619
>>2338615
everyone as a different truth
your truth isn't mine
d58084 No.2338621
>>2338614
if you put it in your name it must be true?
>>2338616
nindo?
3c538e No.2338622
>>2338621
My gang will break your legs for this.
b7610a No.2338623
>>2338621
Nigga, are you even Japanese?
a4d8ea No.2338625
>>2338617
If I see anyone that's not a nerd I'll send 'em your way.
>>2338619
Oh, wow, I was actually going to say that "what is truth" is one of the greatest epistemological questions, but sure that seems like a better way to phrase it.
b7610a No.2338626
>>2338625
But I was kidding... nerds are nice.
3c538e No.2338627
>>2338625
Yeah i'm pretty deep like that.
a4d8ea No.2338628
>>2338626
Well if I see any nerds I'll send 'em your way~
>>2338627
Damn dude.
Now if only you were cute too.
d58084 No.2338629
>>2338622
you and who
>>2338623
type it in japanese maybe?
you use a weird o too
3c538e No.2338630
>>2338628
I got that
>>2338629
We are billions
b7610a No.2338631
>>2338629
Find dustyny and send him my way.
>>2338628
忍道
3c538e No.2338632
I really like watching my own content
good job me
a4d8ea No.2338633
>>2338630
Yeah nah.
>>2338631
I see him on Steam every once in a blue moon.
He's gone for longer stretches than navy crewmen I know...
Don't you have him anywhere else as well?
e3f086 No.2338634
>>2338632
it's pretty good
i like it too
b7610a No.2338636
>>2338633
*shruggers*
Maybe only discord.
I'm usually filled with too much ennui to do anything.
>>2338635
Nindō (忍道, Literally meaning: Ninja Way) is a personal rule that each shinobi lives by.
e3f086 No.2338637
That's my nindo
my ninja way
3c538e No.2338638
>>2338633
Denial isn't good for you.
>>2338634
More will come in time.
dd5656 No.2338639
Kind of want to slay Bard's clan now.
d58084 No.2338640
>>2338636
am i meant to know about it?
3c538e No.2338641
I might actually use that line on someone.
I bet it would work really well on dumb internet thots
b7610a No.2338644
>>2338643
It's not like we were besties or anything.
d58084 No.2338645
>>2338642
also nindo is the chinese reading
b7610a No.2338647
>>2338645
Useless fake nippon go home.
a4d8ea No.2338648
>>2338644
Sure. Understandable.
I just mean why now do you feel so dissatisfied.
d58084 No.2338649
>>2338646
i realised
>>2338647
yes real japanese know naruto references and the chinese reading for kanji
b7610a No.2338650
>>2338648
I feel dissatisfied in general.
>>2338649
Right?
I feel like you're not cultured in fine arts like I am.
3c538e No.2338651
>>2338649
Why do they use chinese in Naruto ?
d58084 No.2338653
>>2338651
they dont
but they use the chinese reading of the word
but because japanese is different it sounds a bit different to the chinese reading
e3f086 No.2338654
>>2338653
Idk anything about japanese language but would it be
> 忍道
d58084 No.2338655
>>2338654
yes, but the pronunciation is different
e3f086 No.2338663
>>2338662
did you see jack black's new video on youtube?
he plays a sans arcade game
dd5656 No.2338664
>>2338663
I know of it, but I do not know much else of it. I have seen it once I think.
0ef2a3 No.2338668
Good morning, this is your morning news
If you are not orange, you are being deported.
79f215 No.2338669
>>2338668
But I'm a citizen
7e33c7 No.2338670
754ad1 No.2338671
>>2338670
with a big iron on his hip...
7e33c7 No.2338672
>>2338671
That song is amazing tho
Marty Robbins deserves the same fame as Johnny Cash
754ad1 No.2338673
>>2338672
i wouldn't go that far
7e33c7 No.2338674
>>2338673
Why not? He has a pretty masterful control of his voice, same as Cash
He just isn't as well known.
754ad1 No.2338675
>>2338674
eh, less hits
plenty of talented musicians can't write hit songs
7e33c7 No.2338676
>>2338675
Does a song need to be a hit to be good?
e3f086 No.2338677
>>2338676
you're just dulled to the succcessof cash
marty robbins is amazing
but he has about 3 hits and 1 good album where as cash has
oh boy id have to look into it but its more than that
754ad1 No.2338678
>>2338676
generally speaking, if an artist has a few songs that are wildly successful (hits), and the rest of their music isn't as popular
i think it's safe to say that the hits are good songs and the unpopular ones aren't quite as good
7e33c7 No.2338679
>>2338677
Not really, I think he's one of the best artists ever tbh
>>2338678
I don't think that's the case at all, popularity is not quality.
754ad1 No.2338680
>>2338679
it's a strong indicator
7e33c7 No.2338681
>>2338680
If that's true, then the Spice Girls are the epitome of music quality.
19a259 No.2338682
None of this is cute it's a bunch of gay cartoons
7e33c7 No.2338683
>>2338682
Am I sexy enough for you, anon?
754ad1 No.2338684
>>2338681
I was talking about quality of songs within an artists' own music.
i.e. two songs from artist X have 50million+ plays and the rest of their songs are about 5,000 plays
7e33c7 No.2338685
>>2338684
Then why even bother to comment? Why was your original comment relevant? I'm confused.
0ef2a3 No.2338686
e3f086 No.2338689
>>2338685
you literally asked him a question and he answered it
i dont understand why you dont understand
0ef2a3 No.2338690
0ef2a3 No.2338692
None of you are true citizens of Earth.
c8ef67 No.2338693
754ad1 No.2338695
e3f086 No.2338696
>>2338692
Thanks for all the fish
e3f086 No.2338698
>>2338697
goood morniing hu what are you up to today
7a4250 No.2338699
>>2338698
read some stuff, then tried fixing discord to no avail.
What about you?
e3f086 No.2338700
>>2338699
Gonna go shovel the driveways and walkways again today and then see if my friends wanna go to the gym later and play vidya and sleep late
it's hard being a neet ;~:
7a4250 No.2338701
>>2338700
>neet
wait, what? When did this happen?
e3f086 No.2338702
>>2338701
maybe a week or 2 ago
I'm gonna go work at caseys
7a4250 No.2338703
>>2338702
news to me :<
Hope working at Casey's is better for you. And that they're hiring
e3f086 No.2338704
>>2338703
oh yeah they are hiring i already pre applied and I have a buddy who works there
I just gotta stop being lazy and apply and then interview
I'll do it before too long........
e3f086 No.2338707
>>2338706
i heard good thing about shield hero and kaguya sama love is war
c8ef67 No.2338708
>>2338706
Anime of the Season.
Jeez.
7a4250 No.2338709
bd89f9 No.2338710
>>2338707
thank you
>>2338708
not thank you
c8ef67 No.2338711
>>2338710
I'm liking Shield Hero. Mob Psycho too.
bd89f9 No.2338712
i need me some sol moeshit
e3f086 No.2338715
>>2338714
Bite my shiny plastic ass!
c2717d No.2338716
>>2338715
Id rather eat some meat
c2717d No.2338718
c8ef67 No.2338720
c8ef67 No.2338721